>tfw you bounce up and down on your bed like you're riding

>tfw you think the OP's fetish is a cancerous form of pederasty which irreversibly corrupts lonely fifteen year olds and you sage his thread

Have fun turning thirty.

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I almost got hard then I remembered OP is most likely some fat, greasy NEET and I felt disgusted with this post and myself.

>>35953830
whenever someone posts shit like OP's with an anime/manga picture I immediately think this.

on the other hand, picless lewd posts get me going.

>>35953730
>r boy clit
the hell
just call it a cock you git

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Wanna be my boyfriend OP?

>>35953830
youre a fat greasy neet too, miles

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>>35953783
>>35953830
>>35953877
Most of the males in my family are pretty small, so am am smol too
>>35953914
no
>>35953916
Pls no bullying!

>>35953916
you want greasy?
what do you call a pigeon with foh feet?

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>>35953977

>no

Then go fuck yourself you gay queer.

btw ive seen pictures of OP and he weighs 360 lbs and has a neckbeard down to his cheeto-encrusted pubic hair

>>35953730
Thats a cute anime girl. A shame that IRL youre a fat hairy neckbeard.

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How do people come up with the fat neckbeard r9k browsers cliche? Whenever I talk to a boy from here, the person is always cute and skinny. I'm starting to think only fat neckbeards believe everyone else here is a fat neckbeard.

>>35954126
Most people here are lanky or maybe skinny fat. A lot of real skeletons, actually.

People just hate anime ERPers.

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>>35954126
Yea, most people are skinny or average weight. Even some of the larger people I've talked to aren't can't get up level of fat or anything. Usually it's people's faces that are the worst part.

>>35953977
are you a cute sissy boi?

>tfw perfect twink body with just the right amount of fat and muscle and a bubble butt
>tfw balding with an ugly face
>tfw will never be any anons wet dream
kill me

>>35955424
Just go the korean route and get plastic surgery my man

>>35955424
Get a wig then have a robot push your face into the pillow as he fucks your bubble butt

>>35953730
i am a fat reverse trap. nobody likes us, they only like skinny femme traps.

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>>35955124
>>35955625
Keep trying anons, you'll get there.
Amateur pic

>>35955625

>reverse trap

So your a dude who looks+dresses like a dude?

>>35955807
so is that a yes or a no?(original comment)

>>35955877
A butch woman who looks like a dude.

>>35955877
a reverse trap means a female who passes as a boy...

i genuinely do this

also on my back with my legs in the air, bouncing myself, imagining a big guy is drilling me

>>35955807
I hope I start HRT soon but I'm in my early 20's so I have no clue how that will end up

>>35956003
good luck Anon. im ftm but i know some mtfs who started in their early/mid 20s and look great.

im 10 months on test

>>35955896
Sure
>>35956003
I'm not in hrt

>>35955625
>fat reverse trap
Tomboys are perfection, and chubby is also great. Depending on personality might marry.

>>35956168
im really fat tho. 160 lb at 5'2. i use food to cope with my crippling gender dysphoria. :(

>>35956160
Thank you I hope I end up looking ok. Good luck to you too I hope everything works out for you.

>>35956200
>i use food to cope with my crippling gender dysphoria
Are you on HRT?

I like the weight, it makes you more huggable.

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>it's another feminine trap who's only interested in other feminine traps episode

>tfw no traps who are attracted to fat and smelly robot slobs
I understand that this post is also a neckbeard chaser episode and fully accept the consequences.

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are chubby traps even good
considering becoming more trap-like but
1. chubby
2. most traps seem to be absolute cunts

>>35955916
>>35955918

oohhhhh, so do they fuck girls?

>>35956200
Gender dysphoria sucks anon and there honestly isn't much you can do about it besides transition. It fucked with me for a long time before it crippled my life and I finally transitioned. What sucks is it's still there too but it's not nearly as bad. Well whatever you decide to do I hope it works out for you and you can be happy.

>>35956424
There is a difference between chubby and fat. If you're saying chubby but you really mean fat as fuck it wont work.

>>35956431
They are raging lesbians so they fuck girls(girls).

>>35954126
i weigh 140 pounds and i'm 23. it fucking hurts to walk down the stairs at work.

>>35956469
but i'm saying chubby so answer the question
are chubby traps worth it

>>35956779
Chubby traps are my fetish but they're too rare

>>35956277
Sorry i was cleaning up my room. I'm on hrt and will get mastectomy soon.

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>>35956889
i'll do it all for you anon

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>tfw I did this for years thinking I was straight

Repression is a hell of a drug

>>35957187
Pls do, and let me know how it goes

>>35957224
give me a special phrase and the first picture i put up as a chubby trap if i ever do will contain that phrase

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>tfw I put the handle of my shaving razor in my ass and now there's shit stuck in it

Why do I feel like all of these threads are brainwashing to try and make robots take hormones? Almost like someone saw a bunch of lonely autistic virgins and thought "Hey, these people are incredibly vulnerable to sexual suggestion and manipulation, we could make them all into girls if we wanted."

>>35957354
and it's beautiful
oreginald

>>35957295
>"For you!"
(originally, of course)

I've been speaking to a girl on Hellotalk (we progressed onto Skype and VK) and for five days I thought she was a boy. Now we're getting pretty close and we're skype-calling each other most days and she's moving to my country to study next year. We joke frequently about her being a boy and how she tricked me (when it was just my drunken mistake) and it turns me on. I want to fuck her and make comments on her having a really nice dick.

I'm ftm and thinking about SRS. Would you rather have a average/large dick but need an erectile device implant to get erections and a scar on your entire forearm. OR a micropenis but no scarring anywhere and you can get a natural erection?

Both have excellent sensation (the former takes 6 months due to nerve hookup healing) and you can pee standing up from both.

>>35957407
absolute banter
watch out on r9k for me dressed as a trap with a piece of paper that says "For you!"
there's no way this can't work

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>>35957396
It's not. I hate feeling like I'm being manipulated. I know this is going to be bad for me in the long run, I hate this, please stop trying to turn me into things I shouldn't be.

>>35957162
>I'm on hrt and will get mastectomy soon.
Ahh, sorry then, I'm not really interested. Hopefully you work on it and pass well.

>>35957482
the manipulation is bad yeah
but more cute people is always a goodd thing!

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Are skinnyfat traps a thing?

>>35957513
So that's why I can't do this. Being a man is good too, being manly is a good thing, and being cute can be good too, but I don't want to be brainwashed into being that. I can't shake the feeling that I'm being controlled and brainwashed and it's killing me.

>>35957542
yeah manipulative people are really mean i was just meming about that part
sorry

>>35957482
Leave /r9k/. Go to some 8ch board or wizchan. Try going on nofap.

These people are fetishists who do not give a shit about you. The solution to isolation and internet addiction is not transitioning, because the five or ten years of free attention won't make up for everything after that.

Leave. There is nothing for you here, only vultures and manipulators.

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>>35953730
>tfw you cum purely from shitposting and baiting others into long pedantic arguments for (you)s

>>35957538
Anything beyond skinny and your probably not passable anymore. I used to be passable then I started gaining weight and I look shit not that it matters I just enjoyed trapping not trannyshit

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>>35957207
What do you mean "thinking" you were straight
if you want to be a girl and are into guys that's totally straight because you're a girl
right ha ha

>>35957482
If you've thought about being a girl a decent amount before ever coming to 4chan you're probably actually trans. If you just started you aren't and shouldn't do it.

>>35957452
I'll keep an eye out friend, on that day I'll be a pretty happy person

>>35957741
>Anything beyond skinny and your probably not passable anymore
This is a stupid thing to say. Passing =/= cute. Passing means looking like a girl and most girls aren't skinny anymore.

>>35957819
<3 glad to make you happy desu
god the annoying faggot behaviour's already started

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>>35957776
I have wanted my be a girl my entire life but I don't think I'm trans. I have an older sister and I think she just fucked my shit up for life when I was a really little kid by making me do all her girly things with her.

fuck my life this is torture

>>35955807
i-i wish you could bounce your boy clit on me

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>>35958073
It's fine anon, it's flattering in a way