/britfeel/

>>35953562

theres a doctor around our way called Dr Seabrook, just like the crisps mentioned in your post OP, i found this co-incidence simply delightful

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first for freddo knight

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freddo knight is a brave lad...

well, he will be when he's finished and done all nicely

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>>35953562
Get fucked then cry rape edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Ill ask again since i was at the end of the last thread....you do lads think i should go across to the local pub tonight? theres some sort of charity thing in there and it should be busy so i should have alots of cover to steal things, in the past ive stolen many beermates and bartrays, glasses, the little logos from the front of pumps and a guiness hat, i want to add to my collection

all these new series on tv but I cant watch em cos I can be bothered waiting a week for a new episode.
then theres the big season breaks, fuck that.

so I can only watch things that have already finished.

why do i keep coming back to this cesspit

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>>35953562

Do you think Dr Beat is actually Harold Shipman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9grWoCEZHFI

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he's a good lad... ver brave and strong...
he's a freddo, like the choccy, not a pepe...
freddo is a good lad... would never spread hate or anything like that... paragon of british virtue Freddo is

>>35953654
Definitely do this lad

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>a 2 mile 20ish minute bus ride from just the outskirts of manchester to the city centre costs 2.70
>a 6 hour bus ride from manchester to london costs 5 quidazoids

Someone please justify and explain this bullshit

>>35953654
please post your haul if you do

>>35953686

5 pounds is good value for a stabbing outside a bus station

Need a movie suggestion lads please

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Posting best nappy head.

>>35953686

bus fare from local council estate to town centre costs bong2.50(and is going up soon) journey time = 4 minutes

bus fare from village outside town to town centre costs bong2.80 journey time = 20 minutes

we should just an hero laddy, we arent made for this world

>>35953654

do it, but make sure you try to steal the barmaid's heart

>>35953641
ffs i showed my white gf this thinking she'd hate it but she loved it! she showed all her white friends and they all loved it to, it's all they talk about, they've all already preordered the complete series extended edition bluray and i overheard my gf say something about someone called demarcus gave her something called a holytrainer? don't know what that is

>>35953717

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

Surprisingly unoriginal

>>35953731
>Tell me about goodfellas lad
>Why does he post this meme

>>35953691
>>35953674

i probably wont be stealing alot if i do decide to go in, maybe just a few beermats since they should have new ones and probably a glass because i know they have new lagers in so they should have new glasses. I usually wait until theres a fight outside before drunkenly running inside like a bellend and filling my pockets and running home, but tonight im feeling impatient

>>35953717

Watched that White Christmas special episode from Black Mirror yesterday and it was fucking good, watch that if you haven't seen it, if not then I recommend GATTACA.

>>35953717
Senna

won't be original

>>35953759
Just some bored twat. Been going way to long especially since I dont even think it's a real show.

>>35953717
I watched Argo a couple of weeks ago, was surprisingly decent

>>35953759

It's not a meme, he is the producer and is so desperate for views on youtube, he has to shill on here and pol

Fuck it, I'm going to donate 10 quid

https://www.patreon.com/at4w

>>35953868
Are you gonna put your real name?

>>35953913
I guess

He's an SJW so he'll appreciate it

>>35953935
You should go on twitter, you can have chubby fedoratards like him and andrew dobson gush over you because you are trans.

>>35953806
>>35953774
>>35953755
>>35953839
Cheers lads, gonna give argo a shot, bit out of my wheelhouse

>>35953980
He's not wrong you know, Moni.

lads have you ever caught someone browsing 4chan in public ie at work, if so what did you do?

Finished Brave New World, think I've been spoiled by Farenheit 451 - the ending felt a bit too improbable and rushed. Bradbury made a similar point with a great deal more eloquence.

What should I be reading next?

Ideally something involving a "dystopian future", I've done the two above and Nineteen Eighty Four.

>>35954094
I've never met a person that knows what 4chan is

>>35954094

They were about 12-13 years old, in the library, I was just stunned really.

>>35954110
high rise lad

someone should a poleaboo version of the shit was so cash copypasta

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>>35953562

I was visited by kek this afternoon. I saw it as a sign of luck and bought a lottery ticket

>>35954145
This needs to happen des

>>35954094
my siblings who have grown up with easy to use technology don't know what 4chan is
doubt john q public will

>>35954110
1984 completes that particular triad of books

Then watch Equilibrium and take a drink every time you recognise something it stole from one of the three

You'll be drinking constantly because it stole basically everything from one or the other

>>35954145
>shit was so cash copypasta
No idea what that is

It's the lafflel rafflel

Who got a new pund coin the day?

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>>35953686
>tfw live in a comfy part of South Manchester and a bus from here to town is a pound
>tfw Oxford Road is forever fucked with roadworks and Rusholme is always congested so a 20 minute journey is always double that

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>>35954222

I posted mine yesterday

Keep them they are unique.

>>35954240
Split it and see if the RFID chip rumour is true

>>35954110
>mockingbird
>the giver

Aint got enough to see an escort this weekend, lads. Probably for the best, the last latina I saw did me in.

>>35954256
>RFID chip
mark of the beast

lads whats your fave studio ghibli film

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finally left the house for the first time today. picked up some weed / xannys and coppers started following me as soon as i walked round the corner which was kind of peak soo i went to buy a drink in maccys and they were waiting outside for a bit but then they got bored nd left.
+ on the way back this group of pissed up 18yo (im assuming...they looked young af) slags tried approaching me lol but i just pretended i didnt hear them.
im too used to living in a city where no-one notices me i dont know what im doing which is attracting all of this attention but its making me rly anxious.

>>35954323
SPIRITED AWAY

hands down so beautiful and moving i cry nearly every time... that music... that story... that mythos... so rich and charming :)

Berkeley
>87 the library
Cambridge
>feeling the weight that hawking cant
MIT
>Coz they talk funny
LEL
>87 the weather
AND ONE IN NYC for the Bantz

>>35954327
sux to be black, eh?

>>35954323

My studio ghibli power level is pretty low. I've only seen mononoke hime and spirited away.

>>35954323
the one where the whimsical adventure happens

>>35954135
>>35954286
>>35954202

High Rise got in there first, I'll give the other two a download for afterwards.
Thanks for the recommendations.

Never seen Equilibrium, but from the IMDB it looks good, and the source material is sound, probably worth a watch - not much of a cinephile though, will probably have to drink just to get through it.

>>35954323
Toy Story 3

>>35954323
that deeply moving one with the metaphor about nature and scientific progress being resolved through the power of love that always makes me cry

>>35953641
>>35953731
did anyone ever work out why their twitter is dead?

>>35953722
She's got a rather silly hat there lad

Bought a dremel for 34 bongbucks holy fuck this is a great toy

>>35954384
oh you mean the one that emphasises the strength of the young female protagonist?

>>35954430
and the male one!
there's always a pairing... did you not notice?
and there's always helpful old people.
respect your elders, kay?

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Pick which shit movie I watch next senpais

>>35954506
Jiro dreams of sushi, or TV

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Delete your twitters until I launch a hostile take over

>absaloutly cereal

>>35954205
How longs your hair now

https://youtu.be/k0QbyaN7E1E
Comfy sketch this. Wish I could live in a shed.

>>35954506
The Witch is good

>>35954559
>tfw no Adam Buxton best friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSgCTvEiuB4
>tfw no public school boy banker caravan mates

>>35954354
im white but i look kind of slav (i had a reebok anorak on so more than usual today) so maybe that was it
doesnt explain why normie thots are trying to talk to me tho. they had like chokers and shell toes n shit on. they werent even ugly...probly would let them suck if i wasnt so fd in the head. kind of a self-esteem boost but not rly.

>>35954323
Probably spirited away desu. Porco Rossi is nice as well. Got such nice memories of watching spirited away for the first time though. Was at my cousins, had a cup of Horlicks or whatever it's called and some cheese and onion Pringles. Was magical desu lads. Take me back.

>>35954602
probably wanted your attention while their boyfriends rob you blind.
you're better off lad, trust.

>>35954341
not a bad choice, mine is a tie between porco rosso and pom poko

>>35954547
Unimpressive

I'm told it looks like a mop on my head

Still not passed the bottom of my ears but I like the shape

>>35954323

Grave of the Fireflies, obviously.

lol jk that one actually made me cry irl, i'm never watching it again.

>>35954640
Have you bought some straitners or are you borrowing them

>>35954623
i mean...if that was what they were trying to do doing it outside spoons is a pretty shit idea desu
its not that kind of town tho i live in the south lol

>>35954602
Why do you talk like a nigger? I'm in Elephant and Castle and don't talk like that. Sort yourself out, you mug.

>>35954681
Not using straighters, heat damages hair, could use my sisters though if I changed my mind

My hair is a bit curly so it is longer than it seems

>>35954615
sounds comfy lad. the first one i saw was howls moving castle. it was the middle of the day so there was only a handful of people in the cinema apart from us, was kinda cosy

G8r than 4inch benis makes (you) a normie

ALL normos OUT

I need to talk to the grills

AND THE OTHER WIZARDS

Need to sleep now

Yawned several times in the last half hour

Need more like this lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cM3QrFmgqo

>>35954594

Out of all of us, who would be the best... Adolf Hitler?

>>35954145
Hey poorfags,
My name is Amir, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, racist, bigots who spend every second of their day posting racist homophobic slurs in /britfeel/.You are honestly everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever eaten kettle chips? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of trans people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is much worse than being arrested for recording a girl on the toilet. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I work in a very high class call centre, and expecting a promotion very soon. What do you, other than "post on /r9k/ being racist to transitioning girl"? I also perform the best at my job, and have a banging hot polish girlfriend (She just let me wear her underwear; Shit was SO cash). You are all bigots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

>>35954559
Fuck, Buxton is so great. It's a crime he isn't making more stuff

Is Java popular poley, might start there tbqf

https://youtu.be/8j6RSoYU6w4

>>35954852
it worked out better than i could imagine

>>35954748
>Sort yourself out, you mug.
u fkn wot m8.
and i dont talk like a nigger. im just way too accustomed to typing in a certain way bc i havent been in any formal education in years. everyone has a different social paradigm. i think you sound pretty fucking goofy trying to talk like ur a 50yo cockney.

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Just spent the last hour trying to gather as much information as possible on an illegal immigrant in the US so that I could help ICE as much as possible in my tip off

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>>35954852
fucking gold lad

>>35954925
why though lad? you're not some kind of infiltrator are you?

>>35954852
Just needs an appropriate pic and its perfect

>>35955001

No, he was just some faggot mexican I saw going on about how hard it is being undocumented on facebook, did a lot of doxxing, and submitted my findings to the US Immigration officials

At least with this administration they'll take this tip off seriously.

One of the shipman haters in britfeel is a yank infiltrator btw

>>35954915
That's a lot better. You're white..act it.

(and stop spamming /goodfellas/

Working tomorrow lads, Don't even need the money, I'm just bored

What can I spend my overtime pay on?

>>35955166
Maybe drop a few hundred on virtual currency like that anon a little while ago.

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>>35955248
tfw I checked today and my bitcoins had doubled in value

good thing I never bought that 4chan pass

>>35955154
lol sad ting cuzy desu senpai say my man S H U T-U P innit like rah

>tfw ate to much and I'm now vomiting ever so slightly in my mouth

>>35955292
Have you heard "ya listening" after every sentence yet?Apparently, it's what they shout out to each other out the windows in prison.

Start saying it now before it spreads to wherever you're from for extra wigger points

>>35953562
The gf called me daddy during sex, I stopped, pulled out and had a bit of a rant about it. (I have a daughter)

Things are a bit awkward now

I would love to see 10,000 Hispanics in a cage, lowered into boiling oil. I would love to hear their screams, I would love to see their terrified faces.

>>35955525

I wouldn't make that much of an issue about it, but I've always hated it when they do that. Everyone has their thing, but that just really isn't for me.

>>35955525
literally one of my fetishes

>>35955418
ya lol i lived in st. pauls so...i kno black people
>>35955525
daddy issues are normal
ur daughters probly going to have daddy issues with such a cuck for a dad

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oKOnmr2rs

>>35955290
That girl is a qt. Who?

>>35955724
Mental liberal with autism and a lack of testosterone (he started puberty at 25) who believes the alt-right (formerly UKIP) are out to get him.

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>>35955525
>muh kids
what a fucking loser, this is you.

>>35955525
This has to be b8

>>35955706
Where the fuck is st pauls

>>35955776
>11, Be white

kek not original

>>35955735
Suzu Hirose

>>35955792
>>35955776
>>35955706
>>35955571

Thanks for the (you) lads. Great success

>>35953686
why are you brits so cucked when it comes to bus fares? my guess is fuel taxes
here in aus, student bus fares are cheap as chips - equivalent to around 0.85 bong - regular fares are about 1.60

>>35955776

I have kids, what's your point?

>>35955861
ima fuck ur daughter in the ass

>>35955776
>you hurt her, i hurt you
6'5, 280lbs tyrone shows up

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>>35955724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6HRz8POu5w

>>35955813
>Suzu Hirose
Cheers, lad

>>35956053
Oh god it's really not an act. Does he post here?

>>35955991
>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>watching /pol/ and /mlp/ go to war
This day is great

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>>35956099
Nah, he is from tumblr.

https://youtu.be/qrXsqbukEeU

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Hey poorfags,
My name is Amir, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, racist, bigots who spend every second of their day posting racist homophobic slurs in /britfeel/.You are honestly everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever eaten kettle chips? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of trans people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is much worse than being arrested for recording a girl on the toilet. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I work in a very high class call centre, and expecting a promotion very soon. What do you, other than "post on /r9k/ being racist to transitioning girl"? I also perform the best at my job, and have a banging hot polish girlfriend (She just let me wear her underwear; Shit was SO cash). You are all bigots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: it's me and my polish gf

>>35956231
This is the most kino thing I've ever seen

>>35956256
How did he get caught filming the girl on the toilet? This can't be real

>>35956189

>/pol/ loves traps
>Complains bronies are degenerate

>>35956053
>>35956231
kek, is this lad Kay's son?

>>35956331
>>/pol/ loves traps

Traps are absolutely degenerate.

>>35956329
I still suspect Poleaboo is actually Andy Kaufman

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>>35956329
He posted the fucking videos here, Amer is legit retarded

>>35956399
cant believe poley wasnt jailed for this is, i hope someone is appealing

>>35956473
>>35956399
im pretty sure poley is a characters someone is role playing.

>>35956696
It's the same guy who played Craven, he's done a few other minor roles too

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Evenin' lads, or rather morning.

Anyone know the price of rare wojacks, I currently have one (pic related) and am looking to trade it for a low valued rare pepe or pepes.

Anyone have anything to offer?

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>>35956718
Free the market!

>>35956711
craven? i dont even know that is tbqh with you lad.

>>35956696
I don't know lad, he's been doing this for years, most people playing characters disappear after a few weeks tops

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>>35956763
pls sir, i work very hrd to feed family pls delet pls

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>>35956765
/brit/ poster purporting to be a legit Lord

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Craven

>>35956718
That meme is about 2 years old and it was never funny in the first place you redditor cuck

>>35956790
>pls sir, i work very hrd to feed family pls delet pls
No
>>35956809
This

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Do postmen put games through the letter box lads? I'm out on Tuesday and so are my parents so I'm worried they'll postpone the delivery

>>35956809
not a meme sir is how i make my living now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhNkv4ryuM

https://heatst.com/gaming/in-tanking-venezuelan-economy-people-are-using-rare-pepe-digital-trading-cards-as-currency/

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>tfw you'll never live on Thunderbird 5

>>35956903
of course they will lad, unless you've got some extra thick persona 5 special edition

>>35956903
fepends on the size of the package. if it fits they'll put it through. if not they might leave it somewhere or take it back to the depot or even leave it with a neighbour. they normally leave a little card that says ehat they've done

anyone getting the kingdom hearts 1.5 and 2.5 remix for the ps4?

>>35957118
Nah, I'm not 12 anymore

But seriously, I've no idea how anyone can stand sitting through all that garbage dialogue and cutscenes.

Hey lads how's it going? My name is Augustine and I'm an absolute sex freak.

Anyone feels like there is no point to anything?

>>35957170
Only every minute of every day

I really need to leave this place. I have a job and car and a gf and a child, yet I still get the urge to post in britfeel from time to time

I have reached peak normie, and I still can't bring myself to leave.

>>35957118
What's up with the Kingdom Heart games names? Isn't there one called Kingdom Hearts 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue? How is that not a parody?

does anyone else just never go through with anything
i just say im going to do shit to change my life but i just dont why dont i care

>>35957249
Reminds me of the upcoming 4th Evanglion movie, Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0

>>35957282
What reason is there for us to care about changing our life? We're never having families, and most of us won't even have a semblance of a social life

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>>35957189
>I have a job and car and a gf and a child

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Lets browse this old britfeel from 2 years ago, see if we can find any gems in it

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17988684/#17988684

>>35957136
This desu. I enjoy walking through the Disney worlds but the story is absolute shite. Can't stand the way people act like its really deep because all the spin off games but its not is it? It's basically just some "Hope and friendship will get us through the darkness" without any substance. Had to listen to some guy explain the lore in complete detail once, wanted to die

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>>35957189
>I have a job and car and a gf and a child

He's a normie lads, get him

Anyone else spend a ridiculous amount of time on google maps exploring?

Just randomly stuck the little orange man down in Wales and ended up in a place called Blaenau-ffestiniog which looks like a comfy little Welsh town surrounded by mountains

Even has a Chinky. Is there anywhere the Chinks won't colonise with a chippy?

>>35957386

Someone said

>"Friendly reminder that this is not /pol/"

kek, some things never change

>>35957386
>tfw remember this thread

christ has it really been that long since I've been here

>>35957350
I don't know desu. I mean there's the obvious reason of needing money to live, so needing a job. And then there's the case that if you don't try you'll end up in a dead-end shitty retail or call centre job. All the relationship stuff is unimportant though. I thought I wanted it but I really don't, I get annoyed when I'm around people for more than a day. I just want a simple existence, alone with my hobbies.

>>35957386

HOLY SHIT, SCOTANONS PIC

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/17988684/#17994137

should i take xanax if ive got loads of important things to do tomorrow
im thinking it will kill my anxiety but i dont want to get too faded either. never taken xanax before some how.

>>35957136
>>35957397

i have only played one of the games and i thought it was pretty fun but the story was silly.

>>35957471
All jobs seem like absolute shit to me so I never saw the point of ambition

>>35957386

>ctrl+F waifu
>no results

Darker times

>>35957511
How do you plan on living when your parents die? Or are you on autismbux?

>>35957532
NEETbux yea. Been on it over a decade. They won't be dead for like 10-15 years anyway.

>>35957557
How did you get on them? I want to, I don't think I'm fit for work

>>35957525

Not a single trap
Not a single weeb

The grass really was greener back then, I wonder if those lads are still here

Someone also accurately predicted SNP getting 56 seats in that thread.

>>35957532
when my mummy dies im either killing myself or getting institutionalised

>>35957584
I remember being in that thread. Does anyone remember the lad that posted his BMW claiming it was his all the time?

>>35957498
In my experience, it will make you not care so much you wont bother doing anything. Reward yourself with some after you've finished your important stuff.

>>35957574
Went to doctors

"Got anxiety mate"
"Alright lad, heres a note, tek it t' job centre"

Did that every couple months. Year later got incapacity bucks. Go back for medical reviews every 2-3 years. Review is this summer, might be kicked off, so that'll be fun! Not been on JSA since 2005

>reminiscing on the old days

I wonder if the anon that always tried to sell his haul of lego sets still posts here

>>35957620
kl thanks

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>>35957637
>NEET comes into the surgery
>Starts mumbling about anxiety
>Wants me to give him a sick note
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>nostalgia feels.

They always make me depressed as shit

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>>35957681
This is probably your image too. Based Harold bumping off dead-end NEETs

you know the way spains economy basically runs on people going on holiday there? yeah well, they will be fucked if we go to war with them because no one will go on holiday there while they are at war.

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>>35957647
>>35957682

For anyone interested, this was the very first Shippost

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26016682/#26016682

>>35957730
I'd legit sign up to fight if it got to that point. Why the fuck not? Not sure if they'd take me though.

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>>35957386
>tfw cant find one of my posts but think i remember the thread

>>35957732
>2 replies
From tiny acorns

>>35957386
im in that thread. one of the carboot anons and haircut anon.

>>35957618
yep i remember that lad, lived in the shitty barrat home semi

>>35957724

The very first shippost of them all was Harold killing a NEET looking for NEETbux
>>35957732

>>35957765
To tinyish acorns?

>>35957724
Why would he claim the ambulance crew where there when they weren't and it would be checked? Bit silly tbqh. I thought the good doctor would be a bit smarter than that

>>35957780
Did you pose your loot?

>>35957747
it probably wont tbqh. would probably cause world war 3.

would be a bit of a giggle if i did come to it.

>>35957765
>>35957789

This is how shipposting evolved over time

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/lethal%20dose%20of%20morphine/type/op/order/asc/

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>reading archived threads from early to mid 2016
>Tildeanon posting about his eating disorder and getting bullied

really hope he turned out ok in the end or it was just a character made by someone

>>35957857
what was his eating disorder?

>>35957801
didn't buy owt that day. but the times I did im sure I posted about it.
got a darth vader helmet for 2 quit. sold that for 25.

went to the first carboot of the season last sunday. got myself a dymo label writer, for 3 quid.

some old biddy was selling it, didn't expect it to work.
got it home, opened it, it was still in its factory wrapping, works. 95quid new.

so I have some good days.

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>>35957857
Fuck the fat cunt I hope he's dead.

>>35957871
I'd say bulimia

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>>35957829

kek at this

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26058104/#26058104

>>35957925
why would people bully him over this. half of the people in here are suffering from a mental disorder. bullying one of our own is not on.

>>35957945
>>35957829

14 shipposts on January 27th, 2016

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>>35957956
I find people in this thread can be very mean. Luckily, the worst I've been subjected to is being called a wet blanket.

>>35957386
>UKIP will get 5 or 6 seats

if only he knew where they would be today

>>35957998
I think you're a comfy warm blanket, anon

>>35957857

Somebody identify the first waifupost so we can send a robot back in time to exterminate them

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-----
The doctor
-----

>There is a man who's got your back
>Even though some folks call him a quack
>His arrest caused quite a shock
>"Not our kind and caring, friendly doc?!?!"

>He can tell when his patients are down
>From him you cannot hide your frown
>He's seen it all, many times before
>Some people, they could take no more

>So you'll come to him, when life's lost it's thrills
>You'll ask for him for some happy pills
>But he'll put you, forever to bed
>With a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35957998
yeah, people can be dicks. i have called people out for being dicks but they just try to avoid it with shitty excuses like "meh, dont be a pussy, we are all thinking it anyway, you cant bully people on the internet etc"

some people like to take their anger out on others. if someone is a dick and its not called for, really its they who have issues

>>35958028
Thank you anon. I find past midnight the posters here are very friendly and I wouldn't mind being in a room with them, probably.

>>35958038

This is the first waifu post in a britfeel thread,

October 2015

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/23067702/#23067866

>>35957857
Tildeanon did nothing wrong.

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>realizing my life hasn't changed at all since these threads started and it feels like yesterday

>>35958166
>tilde brigade in 2017

Stay dead.

>>35958183

Where are you in life now anon

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>>35958142
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/23067702/#q23068034
Still here desu

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>>35953686
>>35954228
I'm going to Manchester in September for university. Is it robot friendly?

>>35958142
That Chen post is Katyusha anon

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Strawpoll time

http://www.strawpoll.me/12656780

>>35958228
It's paki, nigger, faggot and hipster friendly

so you'll fit right in LOLOLOL!

>>35958142
Really don't think this is the first

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>>35954506
>Stopped torrenting stuff because I'm too scared I'll get in trouble.

Am I being irrational?

>>35958262

Not on r9k. but first in a britfeel thread

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>tfw you'll never have an above average penis

>>35958285
I know for a fact waifu posting existed in britfeel before that

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>>35958201
In the exact same room, exact same life pattern, sitting aimlessly on this shitty site

>>35958274
yes, just get a VPN they're not expensive. I've downloaded so many movies recently i had to buy an external hd as an overflow

>>35958183
Why are we still here?

Just to suffer?

Just to post unoriginal posts?

>>35958359
Anon...I'm already am original robot

Is anon with the surname 'Hodgson' still here?

>>35958359
What else we gonna do?

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How little things have changed

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/16074780/#16078810

>give up poker
>start playing again
>first tournament back i'm in 2nd place

Possible good times ahead.

>>35958413
the world cries out for shipposting and we answer

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Women look so lovely. Why must I hate them so?

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>tfw you are so autistic, you managed to force a meme by brute force

>>35958474
hats off to you lad, you had a dream and you went for it

>>35958463
>Why must I hate them so?

probably because they reject you or you dont have the courage to approach them

im the same way sometimes.

>>35958463
>>35958497
Or because they have the emotional maturity of children

>>35958532
men can be retarded too though tbf

>>35958463
they're all the same in the end, died a little inside when i realised this

>>35958463
Is this Misa?

>>35958566
Yea, but most men aren't, whereas most women are

>>35958474

This is basically what Nigel Farage did with Brexit.

Appear on 1,000+ Radio/TV interviews, Reel off the same 5 negative points about the EU, eventually hating the EU becomes a core part of British culture. Come referendum day, 17 million vote leave.

Weaponised autism can be very powerful

>>35958497
>>35958532
the answer is genuinely a mixture of both
being insecure around them but also realising they have the mentality of literal children

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About a year ago I tried to start a sort of book club thing where I'd put a small video game on MEGA for /britfeel/ to play for a week and report back. That didn't really take off, but I'd be willing to try it again if there's any interest, if only for free vidya.

Post waifus if you have them.

>>35958228
I fucking love that image.

asd

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>THIS is a 48 year old korean dentist

>>35958701
Can't wait for her to reach her mid 50s

>>35958673
I'd be interested lad, missed it last time

>>35958673
I'd be up for doing that now desu, would give me incentive to actually play games again

>>35958673
People will have forgotten by the end of the week

Might be better to just talk about it whenever, but then you run the risk of spoilers

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>>35958739
>THIS is a 62 year old chinese actress

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>>35958673
I'd be willing to try it out, lad

>mfw my penis looks like it has sabertooth's sideburns on it's side

>>35958886
Most will age by that point though

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>>35958797
>>35958832
>>35958867
>>35958889
I'll try to source a file for tomorrow, and we'll do a test run until next Sunday.
Unless there's any other suggestions, I'd like to make the first week's game World of Goo

>>35958963
I only own a Surface Pro 4 lad so I can only really play low graphic games but if you're trying to keep them small I doubt it'd be a problem

>>35958963
There's not much to talk about with that is there? I mean it's just a puzzle game

i need to fuck an asian girl.

here is my issue. i wouldent know how to do it because their culture is different. with english all you have to do is get them a bit pissed, go for a kiss and then feel them up. if i treated a japanese girl this way she might scream rape

>>35958975
Agreed go a bit deeper lad

>>35958973
It's a pretty old game, so you'll probably be fine

>>35958975
>>35959023
You're not wrong. It's a tough balance of a deep enough game to discuss, but also brief enough to experience in a week.
Any suggestions?

>>35959008
>get them a bit pissed, go for a kiss and then feel them up
I did this with a thai girl, the worst kind of asian but fuck it, lost my virginity to an asian girl, a promise i made to myself when I was 14

>>35959057
>I did this with a thai girl

so im guessing it works with pretty much all cultures then.

Should I have another beer?

>>35959150
I don't think the culture makes a difference lad, alcohol lowers the inhibitions of everyone no matter the race. You can get white girls that will scream rape just like you can get japs that will shag you because they've had a bit of alcohol

Am I alright just walking into a Catholic Church on a Sunday without being registered or anything? Will they ban me if I don't eat that biscuit and drink the wine?

>>35959165
yeah drink it really quick and leave a message to the person you love

>>35959165
Wish I had more beers tbqh

>>35959203
>Will they ban me if I don't eat that biscuit and drink the wine
can only do that if you are confirmed mate

>>35959172
>alcohol lowers the inhibitions of everyone no matter the race
>tfw your inhibitor field remains at full strength, no matter how much alcohol you consume

>>35959204
Sounds like a plan
>>35959218
Missing out, lad

>>35959172
i get ya. makes sense. only had sex with a couple of girls but im afraid one day that i am going to misread signals or something and im going to piss off a girl. girls find it cringy it you straight up ask them for sex so there is no way around it

life would be so much easier if I could just spill all my thoughts and feelings about someone to them and why I can't do anything about them and they'd just understand

>>35958608
This is how Leftism spread too.

Does OKC work lads? Feels a bit grim using an online dating site at 19 tbqh but every girl I know I'm not interested in or are in relationships. How do I meet new girls who are actually interesting

>>35959519
Interesting girls is a meme you'll learn as you get older

Most kiddies your age meet through uni and societies

>>35959519
im 22 and i use pof now and then. i have gotten quite a lot of girls numbers from it and i dated one girl. it can work if you're willing to be persistent.

most normies meet girls through friends or at work. online dating is good as a supplement but its not great on it own. worth a go anyway.

>>35959569
>>35959679
Cheers for the advice lads, I'm going to hold off. I start uni in September so who knows what'll happen

probably nothing and I'll graduate at 24 gfless

>>35959569
>Interesting girls is a meme

this is true tbf. interesting girls simply dont exist. the best you get is a well educated girl that can have a good convo with you

>>35959744
yeah the other guy is right. i shouldent of said work because you're 19 and i assume you dont work. friends still apply but uni is deffinitely a place where most people end up meeting girls. the four normies i made mates with in uni managed to get a gf by about the middle of the first year.

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>go to trade phone in at CeX earlier
>they only take it as broken because the camera lens is cracked yet everything else works
>20 quid
>would get 180 if the lens was fine
>just ordered a new lens of eBay for 4 quid
>going to swap it and go to the CeX around the corner to trade it in

Feel pretty smug

Lads I was caught doing something terrible tonight. The worst thing.

My mum, dad, uncle and aunt said they are going to call the police in the morning. They wanted me to have one last night of sleeping in my own bed.

Should I run away or is this just it and I need to an hero?

>>35959911
You the guy that raped the girl?

>>35959911
what did you do? we cant offer you advice if we dont know what it is

>>35959911
What'd you do, lad? They see your loli?

I'm a bit tipsy and I'm going to test my crush. What should I write?

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>>35959921
>>35959958
>>35959960
I got caught pushing a waifuposter in a canal.

>>35959997
DON'T DO IT LAD

I do this every single time I'm drunk. If it's your first time go ahead, but if you do it a lot like I do, it's awkward as fuck talking to her normally

>>35959877
Devilishly cunning friend.

>>35959877
They'll find another way to screw you over

>>35960037
I asked "what should I write" no "should I write".

>>35960138
The only other 'problem' with it is the plastic wifi antenna at the bottom is cracked, but again this is only a 5 quid replacement, bit of a hassle but for 180 bongs to buy a new phone I'll fucking do it

>lurking the archives
>smug mcdonalds girl happened in 2015

How the fuck has it been that long, it's just ridiculous.

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>post my average penis measurements to a website that compares it to other sizes
>comes out extremely above average

what Uni do you fags go to

>>35960157
Spending 9 quid to get 180 is pretty decent

>>35960195
One of the worst in the country

>>35960181
Mine came out in the top 5%, had no idea.

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>>35960204
It might be more than 180 quid tbqh, that's what I'd get for it in C condition but in my experience CeX are always way too generous with their grading. It might even be a grade B since there'll just be scuffs on the side or a grade A depending on how generous the cunt there is.

If I wanted to be TRULY devilish, I could buy pic related, spending a total of 30 quid and sell it to grainger games for 240 making a profit of 210 as opposed to 170

>>35960237
Sheffield Hallam?

>>35960237
yeah im gunna guess sheffield too. full of cunts

>>35960397
>>35960436
Nah. Apparently that isn't as bad as my one

Am I a good paki?

>>35960458
Which one is it then?

>>35960557
I don't want to say because it's embarrassing

Just got back from a night out with my coworkers lad, reporting one of them to the police tomorrow but I doubt they'll do anything

>>35960505
what do you think about the police?

>>35960575
say it m8

>>35960643
Gwon lad tell us what happenned

>>35960696
No you can't make me. I won't say it

>>35960195
it has lots of swans
also it has swans in the official logo

>>35960707
We were talking about holidays and I bring up I want to go to South East Asia sometime soon, my middle aged coworker, I'm guessing he was extremely drunk because if I was him I'd never tell anybody, said the prostitutes are extremely cheap other there and him and his mates had sex with a 12 year old boy when they went. It takes a lot to make me uncomfortable but god damn that did

>>35960766

i know how you feel lad, i dont like queers either

>>35960766
You should have got him to repeat himself and recorded it.

>>35960175
>There are archives of every /britfeel/

Great, every drunkpost i have ever made is there to be looked at forever

At least I only know it was me

>>35961377
>tfw my drunkposts are probably my best posts

hey anons i live in california right now but i got accepted to bangor uni with a pretty sweet 2000pound scholarship thing

thoughts on bangor? am i fukt? it's for electronic engineering btw

Who is a BIG LAD
Who here is a BAD LAD
Who here is a SAD LAD IS A MAD LAD IS A SAD LAD

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>>35961377
>every post I've made about my personal problems are archived forever and anyone that knows me could find them and piece them together that they were me

>>35961576
>thoughts on bangor
A girl i knew went there, it's a whole town of literally nothing

>>35961576
>American in Wales

Expect a lot of people taking the piss and people suddenly talking in Welsh around you. The Welsh have a very strong sense of identity
However, it's a beautiful country and the people are mostly lovely - you'll have a great time.

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LADS QUICK ADVICE

A cute solid 9/10 girl I know just liked this pic I shared on normiebook. Do I message her, I reckon she's drunk if she found a dumb picture like pic related funny

>>35961765
why would you message a girl that just liked something you shared. it doesnt mean anything other than she probably exhaled through her nose slightly at a meme you shared

>>35961798
We used to be good friends in secondary school, I reckon I could use this to talk to her again after years of silence

>>35961626
that's all i do anon, i mostly just want to go there because it constantly rains and it's beautiful

>>35961643
ah, i took an exchange year to sweden in highschool and it was similar there.

thanks anon

>>35961605
I always change details that don't really affect the essence of what I'm talking about, but enough so that people who know me wouldn't think that it was me

Think ahead son

>>35961765
Tell her you are into runescape and interested in >buying gf

>>35961765
are you a 7/10 or better

if not, don't even try, if shes really a 9/10 she has a few chads on the radar already

>>35962038
I won't ever have a chance with her lad I ain't delusional but

>talk to her
>get to know her below average-average weeb friends

>>35962122
pretty good idea lad

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real human bean and a real bean

Why can't Len lure me to the canal? I just want it to end

>>35962198
Don't think lenlad would be happy you want to die what's the matter

>>35962289
t. Lenlad

original

>>35962319
Just a concerned citizen
originali ravioli

I've been laying in my bed since 5:30 lads

7 is a pretty comfy time to get up and do morning things

any of you lot had any breakfast yet?

>>35963776
leftover pizza is a comfy breakfast, veggie (all the peppers, I have a cold) pizzas taste just as good cold

>>35963847
cold meat pizza is the best, imo. cold veggie pizza is mostly in the 'eh' zone for me

might be some leftover lasagne downstairs that I could potentially heat up desu. or, I could be a good boy and consume some Tesco bootleg special K

Off to a car show with me dad lads.

>Spend literal decades working for qualifications
>no job ever wants to see proof of them

I might start lying on my CV desu. I could tell people I went to Oxford.

>>35965463
I lied and said I did a degree I didn't do. And my company phoned up the uni and got a record of the actual degree I did. But has never called me on it.

I've got a degree in music and I said I have one in business.