Alpha/beta names thread? I'm genuinely beggining to believe

Alpha:
>Mike

Beta:
>Michael

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My name is Jessie rate me

>tfw Enoch
my parents aren't even jews either

>>35953511
Cute/10

Rree

>>35953511
anything ending in a long e is girly/beta

>>35953511
If male:
>possibly poor/working-class
>listens to the rock-and-roll music

If female
>possibly poor/working-class
>instantly makes me think of a stripper/camslut/pornstar/hooker
>dude like in pokeyman lmao

Is Viktor beta? Pronounced victor not veek toor

>>35953511
>Medaka Box
10/10

>>35953528
Plenty of common western names come from Hebrew. Michael, John, Thomas, etc. Enoch sounds cool. .

>>35953568
Vic is cute, sounds like a dog name but that's kind of hot 2bh no homo

>Mordhkhay
not only am i a jew my parents had to fuck my shit up even more with a special snowflake spelling of it

beta
>Arnold with the lone exception of Schwarzenegger
>Ryan
>any form of Chris
>Jacob
>Percy

>>35953568
Viktor sounds like a name for a guy who looks beta but is actually alpha as fuck

Is Lucas beta? What about Luke?

>>35953568
I agree that it kind of sounds like a pet name but if you're a big guy it's really hot

>>35953476
Alpha
>Eddie
>Vinnie
>Tony
>Phil
>Bill
>Wayne

Beta
>claude
>anything with -berg
>andy

Eugene is posted in every single one of these fucking threads and it really makes me want to kill myself even more. I fucking hate it so much but I don't have the money to change it.

>>35953709
Lucas sounds kind of feminine, Luke is a bit beta but not that bad.

Casper here

How bad is it?

Sasha
thank you slavshit parents

>>35953803
you mean like de ghost xD

Michael here
I see people saying both Alpha and Beta but I'm not sure what to think.

What about Martin
Am I going to make it?

which is more beta/alpha, Jack or John. My birth name is john, but everyone (including my family) calls me Jack.

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>>35953770
>this guy's name is Eugene Fitzherbert

IT'S NOT OVER FOR YOU ROBOTS

>>35953817
Michael is beta, only really ok if your family calls you it. Go by Mike or Mikey if you're italian.

>>35953803
So beta that you may as well be wearing a buttplug

>>35953709
I've known a couple Lukes, they were all pretty alpha, the only kid I know who goes by Lucas is a batshit crazy 11-year-old who pulls knives on his mother and starts fights at school, so not sure if that's alpha or not. Either way a guy named Lucas/Luke is basically guaranteed to be white, bonus points for being blonde/attractive.

>daniel
>inb4 dan the man

>>35953476
Is Mark beta guys?

>>35953845
Majority of my family calls me Mike.
I do go by Michael for acquaintances though.
I'll go for Mike from now on desu.

>>35953770
Go by Gene. You'll still sound like an old man, but slightly less beta.

What's James? I'm thinking it could go both ways.

I feel like Kevin is the most beta name ever.

Feels fucking bad.

>>35953770
Go by Yooj.

What's the consensus on Marcus? The amount of GoW jokes I got in school were unbelievable, I really don't know what to think.

>>35953833
John is a tryhard name, Jack is also a tryhard name but has a more class clown feel to it.

Name's Casey rate it fellas

What's wrong with Tyler? I have a gf

>>35953476
I'm Seth. How beta is my name?

William, Will, or Bill?

>>35953961
Bill is the least beta out of the three.
Also if you go by Bill you'd have the namesake of /ourguy/ Bill Burr.

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My first and middle names are Spyridon Leontios.

What do yall reckon I look like? When I say it with my accent people seem to like it.

>>35953958
most seths are beta's, but they're fucking douchebags within their own social circle, so they're basically alpha autists

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>>35953982
>What do yall reckon I look like?
I reckon you look like a slack-jawed faggot.
> When I say it with my accent people seem to like it.
I don't like fag lisps.

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Tfw my name is Addison I'm a guy

Evan? I've never really been able to tell if it was beta or alpha

>>35954018
Nah no lisp with my greek accent

>>35953511
5/10
>>35953528
2/10
>>35953568
9/10
>>35953644
2/10
>>35953709
5/10
>>35953770
3/10
>>35953803
3/10
>>35953805
if cute 9/10
>>35953817
6/10
>>35953821
5/10
>>35953833
Jack 6/10 John 5/10
>>35953879
5/10
>>35953880
6/10
>>35953921
5/10 avg white guy name
>>35953923
5/10 not that bad, also avg white guy name
>>35953936
8/10
>>35953943
0/10 only Casey I ever knew was a cunt
>>35953946
it's gay desu
>>35953958
hick/10
>>35953961
Bill is 7/10
>>35954030
cute

>ctrl F my name
>no matches
>never care about anybody else's
>don't want to be a petulant bitch and request a name rate
I'll wait a few hours I guess

>>35954054
>9/10
y-you too oringadingalingdong

>>35954104
Just post it brah can't be that bad

>>35953511
10/10, solid release from Debian once again

Can't wait for stretch

>>35954133
Adam.

I just feel bad requesting a rate without rating somebody else, but I have no opinion at all on most names other than the obvious ones.

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Am Louie please rate

>>35954174
https://youtu.be/kZSfPPJ4Fk8

>>35954054
John feels more mature. Plus, it has more of a historical and spiritual significance around it.

Sort of related, what are some "that kid" names? We had a Kyle who naruto ran and was always doing autistic self deprecating things to try to get attention. In high school he started wearing trench coats and pretending to shoot people until he got expelled.

Leon
Pls rate i like it

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My name is Martin and I prefer to be called Marty. I think it's petty beta.

>>35954274
resident evil/10

>>35954274
You greek boy?

My name is Jose the most stereotypical Spic name...plz r8 me

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>>35953476
>Taylor is a gay name
sh-shut up I already know that

Phillip
It's pretty good y'all

If i had a daughter and i named her priscilla how do you think people would treat her based on that name?

Evan checking in here, rate me

Emanuele

in jewish it means "God is with us", but I see no light still

>>35954455
Id wanna stake her

Alpha
>Leonardo

Beta
>Leonardo on a black guy, fucking why

>>35954455
Don't call your daughter priscilla, unless you're a rich white guy. Even then, still not a great name.

haha my name hasn't been posted yet

>>35954541
Mine neither but it's such a obscure one not only can foreigners not spell it but it's even so unusual in my home country I've not met a person with the same name

And my middle name is ye olde medieval-tier too

>>35953741
Wayne is alpha? That's a total beta name in my opinion. Don't think I've ever met a Wayne though.

>>35953476
Rate my name
> Renan
>>35953511
8/10
>>35953709
Lucas is beta. Luke sounds manly
>>35953803
Really weird name
>>35954030
1/10
>>35953958
9/11
>>35953943
Hillbilly / 10
>>35954274
Good name.

Alpha:
Tyrone
Jamal
D'Shawn
Jaquell
Allstar

Beta:
John
Tyler
Nathan
Chad
Kevin

>>35953946
I fucking hate Tylers. They've always been slimeball stoners who will stab you in the back.

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I am Zach
not Zach attack

What do you think of Zach?

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How do you guys feel about Angelo?

I'm American but my mom is Italian.

>>35954646
It sounds Italian alright

Not bad honestly

>>35954455
I actually like that name. Kind of unique, but it's cute. I once sold weed to a 14 year old girl named Priscilla.

>>35954627
>tfw best friend from 3rd grade betrayed me a few years after highschool named Tyler

i don't understand

>>35954174
I like the name Adam, wouldn't call it alpha nor beta, but it's a solid name.

What about Kyle? I always get really mixed responses from these threads.

what about Santiago? (Santi)

the equivalent in english would be Jack

Is Austin beta as fuck or meh

>Alpha
Shawn

>Beta
Sean

The difference is important.

>>35954739
The only Kyle I've ever known is Kyle Lambert and he's a fucking faggot that's completely full of himself

>>35953476
>my name is in the alpha list
finally gettin the respect i deserve ya feel

Colton is pretty alpha imo

>>35953476
Grrrr what kind of idiot made the name Tyler anyway.

>>35953476
>TFW Enrique Javier
Not even in a Spanish speaking country.

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>>35954645
Zach is only slightly less alpha than Zack. 7/10 breddy gud.

I'm Joseph. Not sure if it's super alpha or super beta.

Colter. Before you ask, yes, I live in Texas.

I've always thought it's really beta but I get lots of compliments on it, for what it's worth

Spencer.

Everyone calls me Spence for some reason though... I fucking hate my name

>>35954177
Beta af, but probably witty/clever

>>35955179
Spence is the universal nickname for anyone called Spencer

Alpha:
>Roxy
>Mathias
>Joel
>Andrew
>Alex
>Rorschach
>Fred
>August
>Asmus
>Conrad
>Dieter
>Joost
>John
>Norfael
>Heathin
>Edgar
>Edvard
>Edward
>Klaus
>Martin
>Enfys
>Iwan
>Alan
>Ollie
>Aysaelces
>Cleo
>Leon

Beta:
>Nigel
>Finlay
>Eugene
>Jimmy
>Tarf

rate cody

>>35955225
I'm not sure you understand the question or format.

Rorschach would be embarrassing to introduce yourself with

Alpha
>Andrew

Beta
>Drew

>>35954809
Dude fuck Kyle Lambert that guy's a fuck boi

>tfw nobody ever even considers your name

>Ron

What's more alpha? Joseph or Joe? I prefer Joseph, but most people call me Joe anyways.

>no Pauls in the thread

How am I doing lads?

fucking beta goddammit

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What about mine?
My name is Albert.

Is Matthew alpha or beta? I honestly dont know.

>>35955102
My Texan ex gf dated a guy with your name. He was a manlet (5'2") and she said he had a smaller dick than me (mine is 4.5 inches)

>Gavin

do i have a beta or chad name??

>>35955315
Joey is the alpha party animal version, but honestly I prefer Joseph.

>>35955461
I've literally never met anyone else named colter. I'm 5'10 and 5in D though so at least I'm not the most beta.

>>35955470
Gavin seems super alpha to me, but the only Gavin I know of is Gavin Mcinnes, so that might skew my opinion of all Gavins.

>>35953476
>henry
The Henry in my school was a mad cunt. Your list is flawed.

If you don't have a unisex name you are not a robot and need to leave

>>35953803
You sound like a bottom.

My name is Eren.
Please rate and please try not to compare me to an anime character.

whew glad my name never gets posted in these threads.

>>35955805
Do you fight titans?

>>35953476
>David

Beta as fuck.

>Kieran

can i get a rate please lads?

>>35953476
>alpha
>nick
feels good man

>>35953476
>Taylor
no stop ;_;

>>35953936
hey marcus, wheres dom?

anyway marcus is a badass name wish i could have gotten it.

>not having an alpha nickname that everyone calls you by

My name is Ezekiel, Zeke for short.

Pls rate

tell me about Conor

How about Kain?
Hope it's not too beta cause it's my name.

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Andrew here
My parents also strongly considered
>Milo
>Spencer
I guess I got lucky, despite Andrew being a beta name

>>35953476
Alex here. Is this beta or alpha?

>>35955845
10/10 most alpha name in this thread

>>35956034
>Alexander the Great
Alpha

>>35953879
More like Dan VS., which is very appropriated for a robot. Are you a pyromaniac manlet with black hair?

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My name is Braulio; how bad is it?

Mongolia

>>35956064
Fuck yes. I'm 50% greek, too.
(I know he wasn't greek, but still)

>>35954599
you ever heard of Wayne LaPierre? He was an Executive for the NRA. anyone who's been in charge of the NRA automatically has an alpha name.

Rate name
>Fridolin

>Elliott
I never had a fucking chance.
All memes aside it's a beta name right?

>>35956682
Homo normie tier desu

>>35953476
OP you stupid twat, you got it all backwards

the most alpha names are the strong, traditional ones:
>Henry
>Matthew
>Jonathan
>George
>Anthony
>Michael
>Franklin, Leonard, Theodore, Bernard, Daniel, Paul, James, Howard etc. etc.
then if you want a short, cool name you can just use a shorter version of those

Beta names are the "cool" sounding short ones, which you'd usually associate with poor black people and such:
>Brad
>Chad
>Zach
>Jason
>Mike
>Tom, Andy, Nick, Gary, Dylan, Jon, Daryl
and so on

>>35956584
>fridolin
sounds like medicine/10

>>35955433
a-anyone
oririrganle

Name's Charlie. Give a guess.

>>35956584
Sounds like someone from Middle-earth.

>>35953476
Brandon here, rate pls

>>35956804
>albert wesker
>albert einstein

the name itself is pretty beta, but it's associated with really alpha people, so there you go.

alphabeta/10

>Tommy
o3o

What about Colin?

>>35955805
Eren is actually a good name I think, but the only people who would name their kids that these days are memelords.

>>35956863
that's one letter away from colon

shittube/10

>ich heisse michael
>hate everyone who can't be bothered to pronounce TWO WHOLE SYLLABLES

Needless to say I hate everyone and am always alone.

>Franz
Pls rate.

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>>35953770
This man is named Eugene, anon.

>>35956863
Average white guy/10

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>Francisco
Rate boys

>>35957314
3/10 odd name desu

I don't know if Conor is alpha or beta
Whaddya think

>tfw D'artagnan
>tfw not even sure if it's an alpha or betacuck name

>Micah
>every place either writes it as "michael" "mike" or "mika"

>>35955437
depends if you introduce yourself as matthew or matt

Micah here. Is that a beta name or no?

>Adon
>pronounced like Aiden except spelled stupid
Alpha or beta? Or just dumb

What about Harry ?

should I go with Nick or Nicholas?

Braxton.
Rate me pls.

>>35953688
>Ryan and Jacob
>beta
Honestly what?

>>35953476
My name's Aaron, r8 the name

>>35953476
>>Brad
>>Nick
>>Mike
>>Liam

Literally the most beta of names.

This autism makes my dick hole bleed.

Unless you have an absolutely outrageous name like Wolfgang or Wilbur, girls don't give a fuck.

>>35958130
Giving your son a special snowflake name is a terrible idea, unless you're black.

My first name is Nigel. I'm not a brit or an aussie, I'm murrican. Rate me?

>>35958461
>Unless you have an absolutely outrageous name like... Wilbur

End me.

>>35953923
>>35954607
Tons of black dudes are named Kevin, its probably the opposite of Beta for anybody outside of Kevin Durant and Kevin James.

My name is Aidan rate me

>>35954739
Kyle could be a good guy if he didn't have such a chip on his shoulder.
Expect him to come from a turboalpha family but be a failed normie of some sort.
>this is not the result of a scientific study

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At least your name isn't a shitty, Welsh-originating name.

>Reece

>Carter
Rate my name boys

>Robert

r8 pl0x

>>35955990
>Faggot from TWD/10

>>35958674
>peanut butter cup/ten

>>35955052
do you go by Joseph? what race/how old/
>>35955271
Andrew is either a little kid or an older alpha; Drew has many brightly colored polo shirt.s.
>>35955306
I imagine you as a bitter cynic who wants to project a jovial image but you can't help but let your frustration come through the cracks. The world isn't that easy for many Rons.
>>35956766
Disagree but don't feel like going through it because just most of it, too far apart.
>>35956826
I imagine you were okay but not great at soccer.
>>35956863
I imagine you own at least two beanies. >>35958437
2/10 Aaron is most often seen coming out of the school psychologist's office
>>35958675
negro or new england or both?

Rate my name, Sigurd, or in German it'd be Siegfried.

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>>35958733
Kek, I like that.

>>35954783
Yeah literally.
hard SHAWN or:
>Uh... it's pronounced "shawn"

>alpha
Steve

>beta
Steven

>>35955373
Paul Sounds Tall

I'm Donovan

Its always funny being in these threads and seeing the supposed alpha/beta names and then knowing the people that I do not fitting these stereotypes at all.

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>>35955052
>tfw Zack

onion

>>35953476
Name is Bron.

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>>35953476
My name is Alphonse, r8 me. .

>>35956863
nearly chad tier as long as you have the 1 L version

How alpha is my name? Ruben

Alpha
>Jonathan

Beta
>Dio

>>35953476
You're genuinely retarded if you believe this.

My name is Sam, pls rate

>>35959334
Are you a police robot or a suit of armor?

>>35953476

Alpha:
Mohammed
Ahmed
Mehmet

Beta:
All western names

What about people who are called by their initials?

Like JLP, PJ, AJ and stuff like that

I never see my name in here probably because it's a fucking girl's name. Does anyone here go by their middle name? I'm thinking about doing it

>>35959710
I think you meant
Alpha
>Dio

Beta
>Joseph

Omega
>Jonathan

>>35959973
What doth thine name be originale

>>35954600
Cool name
It's odd enough that it'll make you more memorable but it's not over the top

>>35960112
I'm too embarrassed to post it. My middle name is Kameron though. With a fucking K. My parents are retarded.

My name is Franco, rate me

>>35954627
>>35954696
Never smoked weed and never will anons

>>35955845
10/10 alpha celtic warlord name

>>35960143
It can't be that bad anon. Plus it's not like any of us are ever going to actually meet you and make fun of you for it

Rourke
I do not go by it though

>>35960320
You better be a paladin and at least 180lbs.

>>35960341
I'm far from it
blox

>mfw I realized you can tell anyone other than an employer or something like that that your name is anything and they will call you it
w-we don't really have names at all, do we?
it's all a big lie

>>35954177
You the British guy that made his parents have a breakdown?

How about the name Gonzalo?

My name is Lincoln
rate please

>>35958928
>omega

Stephen

>>35959334
>nips make a character that looks like a girl, acts like a girl, pretends they're a girl, dresses like a girl, and has a girl name
>"lol jk she's a boy somehow, ur ghey now faggot"

God damn slants.

Alpha
>Mark
Beta
>Marc

Nobody mentioned Jonah. Is Jonah a good name?

Frank or Francis?

>>35961629

alpha cute name!

>>35954018
You got so triggered by a persons name lol

>>35954607
>chad
>beta

You're such a newfag

>>35954747
Samurai Santiago

>>35955461
Sure she did, bro. Totally meant it too probably.

>>35953476
What is my name?
Jed

>>35962496
hes racebaiting anon

>>35955470
Sup fellow Gavin

>tfw my name's Honor Pureblood in english

wish i was kidding

Elijah
oreegionallio apparently this comment ios not

>Stuart

beta or Chad?

Are people still named Jason? Or was that just the 80s?

>>35963115
Beta so fucking hard that if your name's stuart i genuinely believe you are fucked worse than i am and i'm 5'4 with a crooked 4 inch dick and approaching 200 pounds. No girl will lay someone named stuart.

>>35963115
If your name is stuart, you fucking HAVE to get that name changed. NOW.

>Casey
I'm a male
People called me Georgy though for some reason.

How bout Stephan?

>>35961629
10 sisters out of 10

>>35960526
No but I felt a deep spiritual connection when I saw that whole ordeal

I am Jamie, is it bad?

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>>35954783

>tfw my parents called me Sean over Nathan

My name is Chance is there any hope?

>tfw Andrei

Who /romanian/ here?

>Adrian
gay alpha
straight beta

>>35953476
Damon here

>>35953476
>tfw Ruan

>>35965466
First and middle are actually, "Pieter Willem Adriaan"

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>first name is graham

Just end it

>>35965466
At least you're only a few letters away from being Ryan.

>lorenzo
3rd most common name in iduly so it can't be bad I guess?

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Max

Literally patrician name, and most alpha. It's also short for Maximilian, which is german and russian for "handsome deity with an enormous penis".

>>35955845
Knew a emo chick called kieran once

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>Jordan

Pretty happy with it.

>Aaron
Rate my name

>>35966049
Maximilian -> Cool
Max -> normie schoolkid / Dog

>>35956584
Sounds cool as fuck!

>>35953476
What about Fintan? Not living in Ireland btw

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>>35953476
>beta
>>Jeff
yeahhhhh nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Beatrice orig

I'm not too good at this. The only truly alpha name I can think of his Shane.

>>35956826
Sounds like a failed normie name

Aurelle

Nobody ever spells it right, and everybody mispronounces it when they first meet me.

>>35953511
My husbando's name, so 10/10

>>35953476
daniel: normal/cyborg
dan: alpha

Cmon rate Frank

>Scott

Better than what my mother wanted

>> Tristan

>200+ posts
>Name hasn't been mentioned
Feels real good

>>35966427
Top cute name

>>35968213
>tfw tristan coming here to catalog this under beta

My actual name is Tori, please rate. I'm a girl (boy) btw

is Ash an alpha or beta name?

>>35968500
It sounds like you want to be the very best.

>>35953476
>tfw named henry
Would going by hank help any?

How about the name Rich?

>>35953476
Dillon, Beta or Alpha?

Is Gus an alpha or beta name?

Some bloke at the pub said Augustus was a hard cunt name, but Gus was pretty av

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Add 'Noah' to the Beta column plox
It's only for people with Aspergers who have parents who shelter them until they don't know how to function basic tasks

my name hasn't been posted yet thank god

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what Category does Thad fall into?


He hangs out with both Chads and betas

>>35953476
Is Omar an alpha name?

>>35971113
My name is omar. I got a bomb in my car xd

>>35971136
Same. No bomb though.

>>35970851
>Dillon
pls respond ive been waiting

>>35971171
I can't imagine Dillon as anything but a forgettable white guy.

>>35953476
Alpha:
Logan
Beta:
Louise/Larry

I've met some cool dimitris' in my life, how's that name?

>>35953688
>schwarzenigger
>not cuck

ayy senpai what you on

How can you make an alpha/beta assessment by someone's name? OP, have you met more that four people.

who jack here

I am Grant. Grant is strong name. One syllable. Many consonants

>>35953556
>the rock and roll music
Sorry botsss

>name is Nevar
>not even black
I'm considering having it legally changed to Robert

Rate me, name's Alec

>>35954646
wew I really really really this image
Could you post this on s4s? They would love it

Tobias

I'm alpha, don't know about my name though

>Tfw My name hasn't been mentioned yet

You'll never guess it, either.

>>35953803
It's not so bad. I recommend going by Cass, that actually has a nice ring to it.

>>35955052
Joseph is pretty standard, doesn't lean to far either way. If you want it to sound alpha, go by Joey.

>>35955845
Absolutely got tier/10

>>35956682
It's alright, ever tried going by Eli though?

>>35957314
Pretty dang cool, originally speaking.

Is Thomas a beta name?

My name's Ian. R8 me m8?

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>>35974448
>>35974514
>>35974549
>>35974580
>>35974620
Same anon, now it's my turn. I'm Everett. Thoughts?

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My parents conceived me on an Indian meal date night they had
So they named me 'Graham-Masala' because it sounds like Garam Masala

Its the fucking WORST.
I live in the UK as well so people are racist as fuck against brown people. In school they called me 'The Pale Paki' and because I am very short (like 5'4 now, in school I was under 5 foot modt of the time) bullies would lift me up and shake me over their lunches whilst saying 'just adding some Graham Masala to my dinner'

The actual Indians wouldn't even be my friends

Gregory , howboutdat?

>>35953476
Definatly disagree with Liam, we are all either nerds or cyborgs
Where I come from atleast

>>35953476
What about Rashad among other black names? Is it even possible to be a beta De'Andre?

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>>35954607
>tfw your name is Nathan
>only other Nathan's I knew were autistic, annoying or mentally ill

You're not wrong

>>35953511
>jessie
if you look good at all, you're 10/10
if you're ugly, its over

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How about Lucian?