Cuddle thread!

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These threads aren't getting many replies as of lately

tfw not even looking for a relationship, just want someone to platonically cuddle with

why is life so hard

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>>32525216
Someone to get intimate with on a physical level without doing sex.
Though, I do want a relationship, someone I can rely on and to cuddle with on a daily basis.

I badly want physical contact with a human, what the hell is stopping me?!

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> tfw have a bad day
> heart acting up again, feel extremely sick. depression kicks in. shooting pain all over my body again.
> take meds, feel faint so take a nap to relax
> wake up like this

If I didn't have a gf to cuddle with I would just say fuck it and kill myself rather than live in this sorry excuse of a body

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>>32525310
Thank you for reminding me how shit my life is.

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>>32525325
It can't be that bad but sorry anon.
My gf is the only good thing about my life and i'm still not sure why I have her and why she supports a burden like me. Considering I have no family, no education, no job and we spend half of the time in the hospital.

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>>32525376
But at least you aren't alone.

I'm too stupid to interact with people.

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>>32523860
you can't cuddle through a computer screen you dumb cunt

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Is a lack of intimacy bad for your health?

>>32525834
> tfw resting HR at 160+
> meds get it to 120
> cuddling sessions get it to 90. Sometimes to 80.
> resting on her lap or chest reduces pain like nothing else.

intimacy is therapeutic. I was always afraid of it because I thought it would make things worse, but just simply hugging and cuddling is relaxing like nothing else.

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>>32525889
>tfw you will die sooner because you can't get a gf

HELP ME!

These threads make me feel so alone. I'm missing out on so much in life.

>>32525905
found mine online on a dating website. Granted most girls on such websites are sluts, but atleast you can skim the profiles and quickly dodge bullets. Ever tried it?

>>32523860
These threads always end up in massive shitposting

>>32525160
Because they're getting spammed every fucking day you cunt

>>32525310
Get the fuck out normalfag

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>>32525914
I haven't.
It makes me really nervous because I have zero experience when it comes to this kind of stuff and I'm already past the age where normal people learn this kind of thing.

>>32523860
With who, anon? I have no friends.

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>>32525959
this is the problem of these threads. it makes people mad or extremely lonely.

>>32525310
its nice that you have someone anon. it really sucks when you have illnesses that fuck you up. is it anything serious are you getting better? how is the relationship and how did you meet?

I wish I could cuddle with someone, be it a cute femmy boy or a girl.

But here comes the bad part, I can't imagine myself cuddling with someone, i am so ugly and pale and bulky, I guess nobody would like that.

>>32526073
> tfw saved a thumbnail

kill me

I just want a qt short haired gf to cuddle

>>32526073
I was on alot of anti biotics in my youth and it messed me up. I get sick very easy, am extremely skinny and pale. I also have a heart defect and I think it got worse because of constant high fever. A shitty valve that was replaced. Overall the operations on my heart were extremely successful and the doctors say I should have a good life, but now there are some problems with the nerves there. It got especially bad because I had a kidney problem and lost one a couple years ago. Made me depressed because I've spent most of my life in the hospital at this point and i'm afraid because my heart beats weird.

I'm somewhat okay these days, just need to take meds to keep heart in check and to not strain myself.

Met her online. The relationship is very nice, but I keep wondering why she is with me since I can't provide anything. I keep wondering what's the catch.

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>>32526074
>I can't imagine myself cuddling with someone

When I visualize a situation, I do freak out a little bit, I also find it really hard to believe that someone would want to cuddle with me.
I'm a pale skinny skeleton too, must be uncomfortable for the other person.

>>32526185
>>32526074

As long as you cuddle with someone you love, it doesn't matter what body type they have. I' sure both of you will find someone that will care for you and you will be able to be with that person. It might seem impossible now, but your life can change in a matter of days.

I believe in you.

>>32526185
>I'm le pale skinny skeleton
that's what girls and girl (males) want, duhhh

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>>32526217
Thank you anon, at first your post made me a bit angry but I'll try to be less pessimistic and maybe even become slightly hopeful.

After all, I have no use being angry about being alone and being pessimistic all the time isn't going to attract anyone.
I believe in you who believes in me.

>>32526217
Those are warm and nice words from you and I appreciate them, but I can't think of a situation where it gets better for me, I am a stoic, pale orc with a limp, no way someone would love me, I really have trouble imagining that.

But if I would be cuddling the hell out of them.

As I said, thank you for the nice words, I hope you are right.

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>want /cuddle/ gf
>would probably pop boner if cuddled

>>32526316
turn it into a game
whoever gets a boner first loses

>>32526270
>>32526294

The way I see it is that you both have nothing to lose and everything to gain. An optimistic outlook is important. I honestly believe everyone can get into a loving relationship and it doesn't matter how they look or what they believe, as long as they give themselves the chance to first accept themselves and then accept another person.

You might not find someone today or this year, but as long as you do not give up you will do it. Eventually there will be someone who makes you happy and you make them happy aswell.

It's hard, I know. Alot of people ride the sexual freedom that comes these days. Everyone is focused on looks and the shell, but there will always be those that look past it and just want understanding and simple love.

It might sound like empty words to you and I understand, but this is what I truly believe. You will be loved. It wont happen because you "deserve" for some abstract reasons, you will simply find her because you will be capable to love the person back and to give her your warmth while also accepting hers.

Do not give up. It seems laughable now and you might look at yourself and think you can't be loved, but you will do it. You will be loved.

>>32526354
anon I'm not a gay
oreginami

>>32526360
But anon if it happens when I'm an old cunt I don't want it anymore.

I accept myself and sure I'll accept another person but there are no other people who'll accept me.

Not the one you replied to.

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>>32526360
Anon, your intention seems honest and your kind words are really motivating. and I'm glad there is no ridiculing at all.
I'll try to stay motivated, even though I have not much to offer at the moment, I'll try to work towards something.

Most of all, I feel like picking up one of my hobbies again, so when the time comes I have something to share, something to colour my personality.

Though I do have autism, which had killed a lot of positivity when I got diagnosed, I'll try my best to overcome that.

Thanks again anon, I really didn't expected a conversation like this when I opened /r9k/ this morning.

>>32526360
I am the bulky and ugly one, r9k should have IDs

Thank you again for your optimism, it cheered me up a little.

I think the shallow people are the vast majority and that a person that would love me is one in a million, so I get pretty depressed when I think about it. You got always a better option than the bitter and ugly dude with a limp. I am not sure about my personality, I guess it's not amazing too, I am not a saint, I have many flaws.

there is only a small piece of hope in me

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>>32526360
>this nigga torturing robots with his stupid nonsense
You having a laff there mate

>>32525421
Giving this post 4/10 edge points. Better luck next time!

>>32526360
I think you forgot where you're posting this to, please stfu and stop making me feel worse than I already do.

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>>32525914
Iktf anon. I'd like to cuddle with someone regardless of if they're male or female. Maybe we could watch a movie during, or cook dinner together beforehand, or go for a walk. I dunno, it's all dumb idealistic dreaming at this point...
i just want someone to wrap my arms around and feel comfortable with. i want to stroke their cheek and reassure them when thing seems bad... i want to cuddle with them when it gets cold in winter

>>32526705
This did hit too hard, I can say the same, i just want some quality time with cuddles afterwards, be it a femmy male or a female

>>32526360
I greatly appreciate this post anon, really. It might take some time, but it's certainly a job I'm willing to work at. I've never felt such a strong mix of motivation and hopelessness, but it's to the point of "why not try?"

I'm terrified, but I feel I'm finally willing to overcome my insecurities. I think...

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>>32526748
I hope you're able to find solace soon, anon. Hopefully we'll all be able to!!

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>>32526749
I feel the same, anon.
I'm not quite sure why I feel so different now, maybe it's because I've never really dared to talk much about my longing for physical intimacy before.

We can do it, right?

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>>32523860
hello boyz im jesus

>tfw can pretty easily get girls' attention online
>but live in a shithole state where there are literally no decent women
>also asocial as fuck and wouldn't know where to meet women if there was even a chance
Fuck if I was born anywhere else I'd be golden

>>32525905
>tfw you will die sooner because you can't get a gf

At least life offers me this small mercy.

>>32526843
I'm sure we can do it, if we work towards it, anon. It may take a year or three, but after 2 decades of loneliness, I feel that I've nothing to lose at this point.

Best of luck in your search for a cuddle partner! I sincerely mean it!!

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>>32526906
Thanks anon, best of luck to you too.
Oh but don't rely entirely on luck, please work hard towards your goal!

I'm going to get a haircut and shave, maybe do some hobby stuff too, just trying to cash in on this newfound motivation.

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>>32526958
I definitely to work towards it, but some days it can be hard, Some days I resign myself to the loneliness and give up on everything. Thankfully they've been decreasing in frequency, but they still happen. Hobby stuff is all I have, but I'm sure it's offset by my moderat alcoholism

>>32526817
Thanks, anon
I wish you best of luck too, my friend.

I can't write too much now, am on phone and at work right now.

>>32527103
It's fine!! Good on you for being at work. I've been up all night & drinking, zzzz. I doubt I'll find a qt that wants a part-time alcoholic like me, but I suppose if I find the right person, I could give up a lotta my bad habits!

>>32526997
>but some days it can be hard
Of course, I've had days like that too, today started like this but this thread really turned my feelings around.

Maybe I should make note of this, in a diary or something, in case I feel down again, reminding myself that at least I know I can feel motivated.

I am fortunate enough not alcoholic, I rarely drink. but that's just because I can't handle it.

>>32527216
These threads can make me feel terrible, or great, depending on the mood I read them in. I definitely wish I could capture the good moods in a bottle or something, for future use. Often times when I'm in a good mood, it feels like I have way more than what's needed to fill my cup, so it will feel lost and squandered...

>but that's just because I can't handle it.

At risk of sounding like an advantageous douchebag, that sounds pretty cute, anon. Then again, I feel like the experience would be much better if both parties had (most of) their wits about them

I'm starting to get worried that I might be too intimate with my younger sister. She jumped in bed with me this morning, didn't even give me a chance to some clothes on other than my boxer briefs, and got very, very close. I like cuddling with her but I'm worried it's getting a little too "mature." Are there any less sensual cuddling positions?

>>32527294
Mate, I'm sure you're fine, really. I'm usually a skeptic of the "love your sister as much as you can!" dynamic, but it's obvious that she doesn't have a problem with it. I suppose if you do, however, I would suggest putting a blanket betwee the two of you

lucky bastard; i am honestly jealous

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>>32527315
It's less about me and more about her. Is it healthy for a high school girl to wrap herself around her almost naked brother's body? She seems too comfortable. I mean, she was in this position almost exactly, that's a lot of skin for her to be rubbing up on.

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>>32527285
>I definitely wish I could capture the good moods in a bottle or something, for future use.
That's why I thought about writing it down.
Becuase that's the only way I could more-or-less capture these feelings I feel now.

>that sounds pretty cute
Well, maybe in a pure lovey-dovey relationship, it can be cute.
To me, it just feels like I'm weak and not manly enough to handle my drink.
So I just pretend I don't drink because I'm "above" that.
But then again, I'm never in social situations where people drink a lot, luckily.

>>32527349
honestly, i would ask her what she's seeking from the cuddling. if it seems suspicious, then cut her off (much to the chagrin of the rest of /r9k/) but I feel like it may be greatly innocent in nature

>>32523860
>tfw gf no knit me a sweater.and cuddle her with it

Keep your motivation up and improve yourself anons. Find someone to talk to online to practice. Don't go into it thinking you will get relationship, but simply to practice. Even if the girl isn't perfect or she is in a relationship, just chat.

Your first goal should be to just write a message and send it. To receive a reply after that. To have a conversation for the day. Then to talk with someone for a week, than a month. If it fails, it meas nothing would of happened, no reason to blame yourself. You will slowly improve. Just like you can't do a drawing without first doing shitty scribbles, it might be too hard to get into serious relationships without just practicing your socializing skills first. Whats the worst that can happen? You will make a "fool" of yourself online. Good, learn. Move on.

Make these steps for socialization. After that try moving into meeting people or talking via voice online.

Make small steps for yourself. Even if it's just having regularly and washing up. Going out for walks. Read a book every month. Practice your hobby for atleast 30min a day. Keep yourself busy, while indulging in different mediums. Watch a movie. Listen to new music or a new genre. Anything that can broaden your horizon and add new talking points.

>>32527294
>>32527349
There's nothing wrong with it, so YOU should stop making it weird. So what, she brushed against her brothers skin. As long as there's no naked genital friction, it's just plain intimacy. She probably just enjoys cuddling with her big brothers that she trusts and doesn't put the fact that you're topless above anything.

>>32527357
Drinking is not a positive or negative. I can't drink at all. So what? Tell people you don't like drinking, it's your choice. What's not truly manly is bending to others social levels and making yourself feel worse over it. People respect personal decisions and the will to hold onto your choices.

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>>32523860

cuddling under the bedsheets means that if she farts, you'll be asphixiated.

>>32527357
>Becuase that's the only way I could more-or-less capture these feelings I feel now.

Maybe it will be different for you, but that's never helped me with general obligations. I look at them later, as though they were a general note, and perpetually put it off for a long time

>To me, it just feels like I'm weak and not manly enough to handle my drink.
>So I just pretend I don't drink because I'm "above" that.

Fuck, that's too cute anon. I doubt you're into guys, but I would certainly like to take a few shots with you and cuddle.

>But then again, I'm never in social situations where people drink a lot, luckily.

That's certainly a godsend. They, by and large, are a terrible thing. Drinking with small groups of friends (<5 folks), or even on your own, is much more enjoyable imo

>>32526360
Cute post but reading this as a 28 y.o. khhv it actually reminds me that it's time for me to give up.

>>32527381
Do you think me setting some boundaries with clothing would help? A couple weeks ago she slept in my bed wearing a pair of panties and a tank top, I saw a bit more of her than I needed to because of it. I think that might have convinced her that clothing is not really necessary in my bed. Maybe I could keep us covered and that would make the situation a bit healthier.

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>>32525889
>tfw resting HR at 160+

Th-that's my jogging heart rate.

A-anon? Are you okay?

Could someone give me a detailed write-up of how they would hold me until we fall asleep with me listening to your heart beat? Please?

>>32527422
I honestly don't know anon, I've only got a couple half sisters that I'm unfamiliar with. I do know, however, that comforters pretty much turn whatever they're wrapped around, into a soft/cozy cuddle object

>I saw a bit more of her than I needed to because of it. I think that might have convinced her that clothing is not really necessary in my bed. Maybe I could keep us covered and that would make the situation a bit healthier.

I honestly dunno what to say, anon. Part of me is a bit jealous, but once agian, it comes from a place of biased idealization. I wish you the best of luck in figuring something out, though

>>32527483
To be honest I'm really worried about my ability to have self control. We're very close in general and some people feel like we already act like we're dating, what if her young mind goes a little crazy and she makes a move? Not only am I worried about how she'll feel when I reject her advances, I'm also not entirely sure if I'll be able to.

Sorry, I just felt like I should get it off my chest. It's stressing me out.

>>32527418
My uncle was alone for his entire life. He was extremely sad and I knew it. He found the love of his life when he was 42. The woman is extremely sweet, she never had a family. I don't know why, it's not for me to know. I just know he has been extremely happy ever since and they love each other dearly.

Why exactly can't you do the same? What makes you worse than other people. You didn't find her yet, you weren't lucky. It hurts. But if you give up it will be over. If you try there will always be the chance.Maybe it will happen in a week or a month or a year, who knows. What did you do to look? Do you go out? do you talk with people online or real life? Do you create opportunities to meet someone?

I'm not trying to be a dick, but that usually is the problem. That's what I did. That's what my uncle did. That's what people do. I used to maybe talk with someone from time to time, fail once then stop trying for a year. I am a pale underweight manlet. Does it mean I don't deserve love? My uncle didn't finish school and didn't have a glamorous job. Didn't he deserve love? Everyone is given a chance to find it simply by being alive, having the will and the need.I can 100% guarantee that given enough tries and not giving up you will find someone.

I' not posting i this thread to give people stupid false hope or to cuddle your feelings. No. I'm posting to tell you that nothing is hopeless. I've met people who lost everything and they bounced back. I knew a person who was disfigured by an accident, Yet still found someone. I've read about many more cases. Those people weren't special. They just didn't stop trying.

There are things you didn't do or wont get to do. I have those things aswell. It's hard, but stop regretting mistakes and trapping yourself in past decisions. Make decisions NOW that will improve your FUTURE.

>>32527466
Not that guy but my resting HR is 130+. Not as bad, but it happens to people. Sounds like he had some other problems on top.

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>>32527416
I'm sorry, I'm not at all into guys.
Though I'm kinda into boyish girls but I'm not one to demand anything from other people.

>>32527396
Thanks for the advice, never felt much for socializing myself but I know it is necessary if I ever want to be intimate with an other person.

>tfw resting heart rate varies from 150 in public to 70 in private
Drops down to 50 If I read cuddle stuff

>>32527542
That's a tough one, anon. I'm honestly not sure what y'all should do, especially without knowing your ages. Please don't feel obligated to share them, but I feel it's something worth taking into consideration. I feel like there's a bigger deal with a 14 y.o gal cuddling with her 20 y.o brother, than a 17 y.o gal cuddling with that same brother, ya feel me? It may be of great benefit to try and put your foot down now, or, if you like what's (so far) happening, it'd be a good idea to keep condoms on hand, in case

Godspeed either way anon, it sounds really tough!

>>32527630
No worries anon, I had a feeling that was the case. I sincerely wish you the best of luck in finding a qt gf to cuddle with!

>>32527574
This reads like a fucking facebook post with all that feel good nonsense


Makes me feel even worse desu

>>32527743
If you think it would help she's 16 and I'm 18, to be in 19 in a couple months.

>keep condoms on hand
Oh gosh, maybe I should just stop interacting with her altogether.

>>32527109
Found some time to write at work.

I'm thinking the half-alcoholism isn't too bad, and giving that you would be willing to gjve it up is a good sign.

I also got similar fears because I really like weed

>>32527630
It's extremely important to practice. Just so you get comfortable with it. I was such a loser in high school and I missed so many years of socialization. You know what I was? An extremely skinny kid, the shortest one from class. Being sick for 60% of the school year, always being bullied. A stuttering mess, limping around, with a drunkard abusive dad that used to come to school to pick me up while hammered.

Not so good for building up socialization skills. Having the love of your life read your love note to the whole class then ridicule and laugh at you doesn't build confidence. Neither does getting beaten up. I gave up for a long time, but then I thought to myself "you know what, it can't get worse". I only had one childhood friend, but we only talked for a couple weeks one very year or so. I wanted someone.

I got on some forums and dating websites and just talked. I was lonely, I didn't know how to approach people. I was ridiculed there aswell, but it was online. It was a way for me to practice. Eventually I made friends, I talked with them more. Then I lost them again, made new ones. It became easier and easier. I started getting female friends, but contacts used to break apart after exchanging pictures. It hurt, but I thought fuck it. It's alright. I wont waste their time, they wont waste mine.

You know how my first meeting went with a girl? we went to a caffee and drank some tea. For 20min it was great, but then we hit a communication wall. I went full autism an started talking about stupid shit. I remember I said "look at that pigeon poop it looks weird haha". The "Date" ended with me seeing her bus coming and her RUNNING. No goodbye just running to the bus. She said sorry afterwards, but our relationship plummeted after that day. After a week she didn't respond anymore. I still have all the messages. 8 days after the sorry, no ore messages. But I got experience from it.

You will pull trough. Trust me on this. Give yourself a chance.

>>32527749
Sorry I sometimes get too involved into this because it hits close home to me. I just really want others to be happy because I now what a shit feeling it is when nobody ares, nobody believes in you and you have nobody in your life.

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>>32527396
I tried many of these things, and I still wasn't able to remove autism. Perhaps I'm just stupid, but the more I exposed myself to socialization, the more anxious I became. Everything seemed so high stakes for no apparent reason. The only time I could talk was when I acted as formal/professional as possible, but that is obviously not a good way to make friends.

What helped me was to lie and adopt a persona. I just faked an accent and a background story, It became so much easier to talk to people because you don't feel the pressure on the real you. Plus, you can always make things up about yourself to keep a conversation going.

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>>32527482
>>32527482
We are laying in my bed together(full) and it's the dead of winter. Outside there is a street lamp illuminating slowly falling snow.
We are cuddling under my ridiculously thick comforter like pic related. The window is open to dispell some of the riduculous amount of heat our bodies produce, and to make it more comfy in our little private plane of reality. Time feels like it's in a standstill and the most important thing to each of us in that moment is that this moment continues. And it does continue,deep into the night with our arms wrapped around each other.
Alas, all things must end, and our time like that is not an exception. The knowledge that dawn is coming is mildly heartbreaking, at the least, but we are comforted by the fact that there is always next time.

That's how us cuddling would go down, anon. <3

Also I know the things I say wont apply to everyone and there are people with problems and worldviews I can't even imagine. Maybe there's someone who will get something from what I wrote and my experience and will be motivated to try improving themselves. Maybe someone will relate. If nobody will, then I hope someone will atleast get a good laugh from my autism and y way of thinking.

>>32527766
>If you think it would help

I appreciate your willingness to share that info, but I'm still fairly unsure of how to advise you in an unbiased sense. I'd like to say to ride it out until things changes (for better or worse) but I'm also a lonely miser whose only siblings are half sisters that I didn't meet until I was 20

Good luck regardless. I personally don't find anything wrong with incest (in a moral sense) unless one person is taking advantage of the other, and with y'all's age it seems to be pretty alright. As horribly garbage and cheesy as it may be, follow your heart dude. I only mentioned the condom thing just in case things start to move to the "worst" case scenario

>>32527773
I greatly feel that because I also love weed and am in a legal state. I've been tapering off of it in exchange for cigarettes (which I started a couple months ago) and booze. Anyway, I doubt I'll still be awake by the time ya reply next, but if not, godspeed & good luck in your search, anon!

>>32527824
Jesus. Not the anon you were replying to, but I really appreciate this response. Often times these threads just make me feel worse, but your post made me feel oddly comforted. Thank you so much

>>32527871
I'm truly glad that that comforted you anon and you're very welcome! I wish you luck in finding a cuddle partner

>>32527824
Perect anon thank you very much
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>>32527783
I am in some ways very similar.
I also try to talk to the few people around me, and sometimes I just don't feel like it, I just have to pull through.
Also, that first date stuff hit a bit close to home, I had a similar experience.

I managed to ask a girl I like out for coffee once and she said yes, I actually wanted to cut it off after that point because that alone was a victory for me, but I had to go on.
So we went to a cafe, we talked a bit about stuff, then we also hit a communication wall.
I didn't know what to say anymore, obviously we just couldn't get along that well.
I started sperging out heavily, apologizing for not knowing what to say and what to do.

We did say goodbye properly, after that I mailed her and she said she simply wasn't that interested in me and also partly blaming it on me not being religious.
We never spoke again, I was so scared to try again after that, it's been 4 years and I haven't been close to a girl since.

Only know I realise it was a good learning moment for me.

>>32527849
Thank you, andgood luck to you too.

Here in germany weed is illegal, but it helps sooo good with my rheumatism pain

>>32525905
Death can't come soon enough.

(I was muted for this post. It would seem someone else knows this feel as well)

Fuck it I finally got up and bought a two month subscription to the gym thats across the street. Gonna pick up some clothing now and meet up with a trainer for a single one on one exercise so he could explain the basics.

I will start feeling good and wont waste motivation.

>>32528046
and then you'll go /r9k with muscles/ aka /fit/ to complain about no gf

>>32528075
Maybe but today I will start doing what I said i'll do for a year now. Im not doing this for a gf I just want to feel good and to feel some trust in myself.

>>32527849
Looks like that's going to be a last resort to avoid anything chaotic. I'm pretty much her only friend and that's one of my biggest concerns. I don't want to leave her with no one if I don't have the ability to be an adult and control myself. It isn't her fault if I can't deal with her advances.

I'm going to avoid it as much as possible but I'm going to put her overall wellbeing over my moral dilemma if necessary.

>tfw have tried multiple dating websites for over 3 years and have joined multiple clubs at uni and attended all my classes but still haven't had one girl even remotely interested in me

Well, maybe finding women is easier once you get out of college?

>>32528100
>>32528046
Good for you. Pull through and work on it anon. It will be hard at first, dont overextend.

>>32528002
> We never spoke again, I was so scared to try again after that, it's been 4 years and I haven't been close to a girl since.

This is the problem anon. You need to try again. One after another, especially if it was just a single date. Do something different next time. See what questions work, plan new routes to go to. The fact that you were able to go on a date means you have a very high chance to succeed.

Try again. Try as soon as possible. Even if it's just talking with someone. When you fail you an write own a quick summary somewhere on paper. What are your opinions on why it happened, how you acted how she reacted. Maybe some pointers and idea for yourself on what to try next. Then instantly jump back in and meet someone else.

>>32528135
That's weird. Do you have a very rough number of how may different women you talked to? What are your interests? How many dates did you go to?

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you guys should consider suicide because you will never ever have someone humanoid to cuddle expect your mom

>>32528175
Interests are video games and anime. Talked to about 10 girls over the past 2 years, mostly just about work.
Most of the girls in my clubs and classes already had groups of friends that they talk to.

Never been on a date in my life.

>>32528202
> looks guys, I posted it xDD
> kilel u are self haha!
> we r9k /b/ now

nice projection tho

>>32528202
>expect your mom
>implying

This nigga
You should learn how to spell and then commit sudoku you /b/abby

>>32528220
Seppuku?

Oregenami

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>>32528175
>You need to try again. One after another
I want to try again, at the moment I don't know where to find woman to try on and I'm not outgoing either.
But I will keep it in mind, so at least I won't let opportunities pass by.

And generally I need to socialise more, whether I want it or not.
Thanks for your concern anon, it means a lot to me.

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Anyone else cuddle with their pillow every night?

> tfw reading through the thread

I dont know what to feel anymore but some anons are right. Maybe I should try a dating website and just talk with qts. I would be happy if I could just find a few girls to talk to online for a couple years and never meet. Just have friends, whom are girls.

Im alone but I realised I didnt interact with anyone for a long time. I dont know why but I kind of expected people to just bump into me or to knock on my door and suggest to be friends.

>>32528359
>not having a daki
lmao

>>32528390
>I kind of expected people to just bump into me or to knock on my door and suggest to be friends.
I felt the same for a long time. Hoping someone would reach out, out of interest or pity even.
It never happened, I know I must take control over my own life if I want to achieve anything, it's useless to wait for it to happen.

>>32528358
If you want someone to talk to we can exchange contacts. Just chat whenever we want to, say hi every now and then.

As for where to meet, honestly I would say online. Again, simply because you can go through profiles and atleast get a general idea of whom you'll talk with. My old accounts have a couple hundred different girls I tried talking to or talked with for abit. it actually becomes fun even when you fail. Starts feeling like a game.

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I need to cuddle so bad. Any femanons in the netherlands here?

>>32528390
>I would be happy if I could just find a few girls to talk to online for a couple years and never meet. Just have friends, whom are girls.

Careful anon, I tried this and it only made the loneliness worse

how does it feel to cuddle?

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>>32528439
What kind of sites did you use to come into contact with others?
Dating sites still make me a bit nervous and I really don't feel like putting too much personal info on the web.
We could keep in touch a bit, though I don't know through what means.
And I'm really busy in life too, to get it back on rails, luckily I had a day off today.

>>32528446
I'm here, in the Netherlands.
But I'm not a femanon, sorry.
Nice to know there are other Dutchbrothers looking for cuddles.

>>32528475
I can see it happening thanks for the heads up. I just want to try and start talking. See where it goes.

>>32528524
> tfw I still dont have a job or anything else active going for me

But anyways, just the normal local dating sites. Obviously they are different for each country, but there should be the main or or two.

Dont write too much about yourself, just the general interests. Look at what other people write for basic examples. I personally just wrote my core interests, talked about the bands I like, movies, books etc. Said that I like to write longer messages. Sadly nobody wrote to me, so I used to spend DAYS just writting messages to others.. Trying to contact people. Mostly writting to people who were online at the time. Would find some similarities, and start messages with something like "Hey, how are you? I saw you like x band, I listen to it aswell. Do you know anything similar" . Similar stuff. Sometimes they wouldnt reply, I got alot of "fuck offs" aswell. Mostly they would reply with single liner messages and it would be impossible to talk.

But there would always be that one every now and then who would put effort into conversation and ask you things. Those are fun to talk to.

We can talk via skype if you want to. Thats what I use. or email. Or something else.

>>32528513
Warm, secure, comfy.

>>32528671
I don't have work yet either, but I'm "working" on it.
And maybe it's a good idea to only write down positives about myself too, for your own good but I assume those on dating sites aren't looking for sad and self hating people.

I have an gmail account for these kind of contacts.
I would prefer that, I don't use skype.
The only chat software I use is IRC honestly and then I'm more of an observer, I don't feel much for chatting at the moment, it's too fast for me.
pietsteenachter "at" gmail.

>this thread
Ugh I didn't want to feel that feel. I miss my ex. How do I make it stop?

>>32528946
By getting the fuck off this board fucking normalcunt

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>tell therapist I've never been hugged
>tries to give me a hug
>block that bitch
FUCK YOU BIIIIIIIIIITCH

>>32528958
>normalcunt
I'm quite far from it. She left me because of my memes. Not even joking.

>>32528996
Why did you block an opportunity?
I have been going to a therapist for a while now but I have been avoiding the love and relationships topic all this time.
Maybe I should talk about it with her, as I obviously want it very much.

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>>32528996
>tell therapist I've never been hugged
>tries to give me a hug

My therapist didn't even tried.
But I would have blocked it too, I do belive

>>32529029
>Why did you block an opportunity?
Not him, but what's the use of an hug if it's only there out of pity?
It would make me feel even more sad and lost.

>>32528906
Sent you a message
originaldo

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This thread is torture.

I want to cuddle with a girl. I heard that they have really soft skin. I haven't been hugged since 07. I want her to tell me i'm good enough for her. I want to be loved. I feel weak, this is not manly. Fathers Father fought in the war and came home. He then became a self made man by many years of hard work. And i sit here sulking alone. For years. I really want to be loved you know? I'm not the only one here i can see. Feels good to get this out of me, i don't have anybody to talk to these days.

>>32526360
Ouch, why I do not believe you and why does my heart hurt so?
I can't hear any positive thinking, supportive bullshit these days without getting extra cynical by reaction

>>32529195
Because you're closed up as a self defense mechanism. You don't want to feel positive or believe that other people want something good for you because you don't want to disappoint yourself or the people who put their trust in you.

You protect yourself from extra pain by shoving positivity away, because you think you do not deserve it.

It's just a wild guess and purely based on myself.

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>>32529119
Thanks man, I received it.
And I'm all out of innocent cuddling pictures too.

>>32529195
I am the exact same way dude.

I dunno, I feel like the people who say that stuff are just saying it to feel better about themselves and the world, but maybe not.
I can't just accept genuine kindness anymore.

>>32529259
I really like the cute images. You can always feel free to share cute anime images.

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>>32529398
I could.
Though I am a bit tired of talking, I rarely spend this much time and attention to a thread.

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>>32529398
I have a few cute cuddling pics
They make me want to kill myself

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>>32528996
>>tell therapist I've never been hugged
>>tries to give me a hug
this is why I won't even tell them

too awkward man, I don't want a pity hug

I mean, I do, but not like that

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>>32529464
This still comes a bit close to the subject, I hope you guys like it.
I mean, I know you guys hate it but sometimes it's nice to wallow in pain.

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>>32529670
And by accident, I find a misplaced image.

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I wish everyone in this thread great luck on their attempt to better their lives.

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>>32523860
Even a carolean needs a hug sometimes.

>>32523860
A hug would be nice. Haven't had one for like 2 years. (Except family hugs but those are awkward anyways) i bet it would feel nice and warm to hug a girl. Sigh.

>>32529870
statistically some of them will!

>last Saturday
> go to cuddle with gf after an intense anal session
> eventually fall asleep naked
> tfw waking up sunday morning
> her breasts are cupped in your hands
> your penis is poking her ever so slightly in her butt
>she wakes up and the first thing she does is roll around to look at you with that amazing smile and you just look into each others eyes
> you just lay there talking about whatever. Playfully kissing and feeling around
>it eventually leads to morning sex

It's worth whatever hardship you go through to actually get a GF/BF robots. I was a KHV till 25. Met this wonderful girl off of tinder and we hit it off. Now I've been in a relationship with her for 4 months and things are fucking amazing. Not even kidding I was just myself :^)and thingss just worked out.

>>32525310

FUCKING NORMALSCUM
GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD AND GO BACK TO FUCKING FACEBOOK YOU SCUMFUCK PICE OF SHIT

I HATE NORMIES SO FUKCING MUCH

>>32530033
This >>32530155 goes for you as well you fucking cunt

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>>32530033
>Met this wonderful girl off of tinder

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I will typeset this in future threads!

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>ywn cuddle with a girl
>ywn feel her warm body against yours
>ywn feel her silky nice smelling hair as you stroke her head
>ywn hear her deep breaths as you look into each others eyes
>ywn be truly happy

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>>32531297
What are you a fucking cunt

>>32531297
Neither do you my nigga.

>>32531187
Tamako Love Story made me want to kill myself

childhood friends are the best

>>32525889
>tfw resting HR at 160+

did he died?

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>>32531187
Shit, that means I have to torture myself and keep coming back.

>>32531523
> tfw a manlet
> even if i get a gf I will never be her giant bf that protects her

>>32526461
Just get /fit/, bra. Getting fit is the way do slay pussy.

>>32531548
Japanese woman are 5'2, just saying.

>>32531677
no it doesn't. you'll still act autistic and afraid of social contact.

>>32531677
People who are good looking don't need to lift.

>>32531711
You get kinda confident overtime, unless you're literally in the spectrum.

>>32531677
Yeah just look at /fit/ senpai all of them are super confident :^)

>tfw no boy to build a fort with and fall asleep naked in with fairy lights and comfy music playing

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>>32531548
>tfw 5'5 manlet and only attracted to really tall girls

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i just want a boy male or male(female) that's around my height (anywhere 5'2"-5'5") to lie around and be cute with and snuggle on why is this so difficult

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>>32531677
I don't want to slay pussy.
I want to cuddle with a girl who cares.

>>32531838
>tfw 6' manlet and only attracted to Ayaka's mum

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my gf likes bear hugs

>>32531844
I'm within your requirements but I'm not gay...

>>32529259
>>32529119
One more Dutchfag here, just glossed over the thread, what age are you guys?

>>32528046
i believe in ya man

>>32531968
please don't post real life shit in this thread, thank you

>>32532013
24 in january.
Shit man, time really flies, I've been shitposting here way too long when I could've been socialising, meeting people and making friends.

>>32525310
>]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but for real fuck off man

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>>32530033
>Met this wonderful girl off of tinder
>Met this wonderful girl off of tinder
>Met this wonderful girl off of tinder

>>32532830
That looks like Olly Sykes

>>32532589
>>32532830
Nice autism mate
I approve

>>32531844
I'd cuddle a male(female) Lautrec desu

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>>32527294
It's you! How did your evening with your sister go?

>>32532013
I'm >>32529119 . 23

Not Dutch tho.

>>32526502
lucky for you there's 7400 girls that could love you by that logic. Get yourself out there friendo

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Good night guys.
Another lonely night ahead but let's hope the future doesn't let us down.

>>32528359
I have a big stuffed bear. It was a present from one of my friends and I love it.
his name is Rudy

this thread just makes me feel even worse, im sick on a friday night and my girlfriend broke up with me so i cant even get nursed back to health...

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>>32530155
>>32530257
>It's another "Manbaby is jealous of other robots' GFs" episode

>>32534430
>having a gf
>robot
Kill yourself normalfaggot

>>32534419
I'm sorry anon. You should go get yourself some soup and curl up with a blanket and your favorite movie.

I hope you feel better soon.

>>32534357
What I wouldn't give to wake up to that.

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>>32534474
>Thinking all robots are single
>Thinking the definition of a robot is "tfw no gf" and nothing else

Jump up your own ass and die you breezy cunt.

Hey.
Uh...
What happens, in the end, if you deny yourself for too long?
I've been experiencing some kind of... impulses for some months now, and I want to know if there's a point where I'll actually go insane, or if this is it and I just have to suck it up.

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>>32534474
I did the official r9k test. I have an gf and I got 55 points so I am a robot. Checkmate.

>>32534700
You're gonna have to explain better, anon.
Denying yourself masturbation? Happiness? Candy?

>>32534724
Happiness, intimacy, romance, everything beyond platonic handshakes basically.

>>32534534
If you gave a gf that means you function normally
which makes you a normalpig

>>32534534
>can hide his autism long enough to get a gf
>robot
I don't think so normalshit

>>32534784
>>32534803
Please, tell me your excuses as to why you can't get a gf. Guarantee that they can all be solved easily.

>normalfags are trying to change the definition of robot now

Fucking bitches and whores

>>32534712
>plebbit tier meme picture meaning anything

>>32534835
> getting baited by the r9k meme

how fucking new

>>32534754
I think mostly you'll just be really sad, or worse, numb.
Everybody deserves to be happy, anon. Don't forget that, okay?

>>32534845
>Angst angst angst

>>32534882
So I don't risk mental illnesses and the likes? Well, that's a relief.

>Everybody deserves to be happy
I agree whole-heartedly !

>>32534910
>autism autism autism
Get the fuck out of here if all you do is shit up this board with your normalfaggotry

>>32535595
Talk to me, man-baby. Why are you so angry with envy?

I want to help you, boo.

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if you have a gf, you aren't a robot

which is a good thing. being a robot is not good. I don't know why people are so obsessed with that. if someone tells you that you're not a robot, you should be proud of it, not get angry. I would love to not be a robot.

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>>32535676
Ya, me too, I don't see why people want to be robots. It's a goal of mine to one day reach a point where I can no longer call myself a robot. Being a robot is shit.

>>32535613
Not that guy, but you need to get the fuck out of here. Your stunted tumblrspeak is not wanted.

>>32530033
I wonder how many dickerinos did she shove up her pussy before yours

I want to know why is "cuddling" the normal thing?
How do people open themselves up to another person so willingly?
It boggles my mind. I'm not trying to be edgy or anything, I just want to know.
I couldn't trust another person who I'm "friends" with to sleep in my fucking house, let alone touch me, and touch me intimately. It is just so strange that people just do that.

If you open yourself up to someone, they are only going to use you and end up betraying you and fucking you over.

>>32526365
you are now senpai~~

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don't die on me tonight let's have a comfy Friday robots

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>Tfw not an aristocat

but it's just roleplay
what are you doing
tfw will never cuddle a real gf

>>32526360
I still have my self-respect and dignity to lose.

>>32534534
You are retarded. Not being a virgin automatically makes you not a robot.

>>32528446
>>32528524
>>32532013

Another Dutchfag here, i wonder why there are so many of us here

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>>32528524
another dutchbrother here looking for cuddles. we are not alone

>>32528359
I cuddle my pillow while I watch asmr videos of a cute chick tell a camera how amazing and special it is and then I cry and wake up in the morning and laugh about.

Almost 32. Never cuddled. I'd like to know what its like once.

>tfw no boy to spoon and feel him get hard and then have before-bed sleepy sex and fall asleep warm and naked and a lil sweaty
s-someday

>>32540207
Who is this female you speak of. Is she Agatha?

>>32540843
a-attention w-whore

>>32536221
it's an urge to feel loved.
Defying logic and self-survival

>>32540956
fair point anon

>>32540843
>>32540974
It's alright, everyone enjoys attention.

Now give attention to my bepin

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>>32540843
are you a girl?
we can do this 2gether

>>32541012
glad you understand anon
>>32541036
I think there's more that goes into that happening than just me being a girl

>>32541072
yeah like you posting your contact info and cutting to the chase already, bitch

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>>32541072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSOtIHUJbjk

baby gril its just me n u

> tfw reading through the thread

Is there really hope? Even the slightest chance of me finding a gf?

>>32533971
I don't know if you're still here. We got some food and some shakes. She seemed overall upset and a little bit embarrassed about the whole situation. It came out eventually that she was pretty convinced I wanted to do something because of how I initiated some contact last night and reciprocated her cuddling this morning and didn't really object at all.

I explained to her that she really needs to think about the whole situation and consider the possible consequences. I also tried to make sure that she understands that I love and car about her, just that she needs to be completely sure about things before she decides to take any more action on her feelings.

Lots of hugs, her holding my hand some, and me telling her that she's beautiful a few times and she seems to be very happy. I think she's asleep now, I don't really know what she's going to do next but I'm pretty convinced she isn't stressed out anymore.

>>32541109
you first friend
>>32541117
u n me

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>>32541182

wtf i thought we were dating

>>32541136
Depends, how old are you? orig

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>>32541182
skype id: ngr.fgt

better hurry it up, kiddo

I need to be cuddled on the double

>>32541259
22 khv

Originalio

>>32534712
Post blank pls

>>32541342
you're doomed desu desu

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>that feel when no lap to rest my head on

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>>32542061
>that feel when no blind gf to cuddle with

These threads makes me wanna kill myself.

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>>32541152
you made me want to cry

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>>32534712
Cyborg lyfe

>>32526360
so anon

my uncle is 45, he's not married, not in a relationship

my other uncle is 50, he's been in relationships before, but hes never been married, hes single now.

how do you explain that?

It looks like they will both die alone

>>32543986
I had a 45 year old uncle who died alone.
He had a decent job but couldn't get a wife, in his last years he was extremely stressed and I'm pretty sure that caused his death.

I have a couple more relatives who are already past their 40's and still alone but that is no reason for me to prepare for such a future.
I don't want to end on that same path as them, I will work to change while I can.

Would someone pretend to be my mommy holding me and letting me sleep on her chest? Pl-please be detailed. It would help me sleep. It is not a sexual thing either.

4 years since I last had anything intimate with another person. I would love to have someone to cuddle with again. But I've been out of the game for so long. I don't know where to start when finding a gf or even how to hold their interest. I don't know what to do now, either continue being single till someone I meet likes me or actively search which I don't even know how to do.

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>>32541152
That's so good to hear. You really did the right thing and I'm glad things turned out that way.
Next time you're cuddling with her maybe try initiating a kiss and see if she goes for it. Don't make it too forced and obvious but gentle and soothing.

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All I want is a yuri gf to cuddle

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>>32545647
Which is fine too but I would have to become a cute animu girl first.
How do I do that?

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>>32545815
First step is to become a girl
Second step is difficult, but virtual reality should help to move that along in the next few years

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>Desperately want to cuddle
>I can pay someone to cuddle me
>Too embarrassed to organise it because I'm covered in acne

Even if she's paid to pretend to enjoy it, I'll only feel bad for her and insecure the entire time. At least when I die I'll have an angelic body and unlimited cuddles.

>>32545135
I'm going to take it slow. It's just me and her in the house today so we'll be spending a lot of time together. I don't plan on making any moves other than getting a little more intimate with contact, I don't think I want to go for an actual kiss or anything yet. She always stays in bed until 10:00 or 11:00 on Saturdays so I'm thinking about jumping into bed with her and sort of "returning the favor" from yesterday morning.

I'm a 28 year old fat ugly homosexual. How do I find someone to cuddle? Are there any robots offering discount cuddles? I'm so fucking lonely.

>>32546586
>I'm a 28 year old fat ugly homosexual. How do I find someone to cuddle? Are there any robots offering discount cuddles? I'm so fucking lonely.
id literally rather kill myself

>>32546682
Owch anobn rite in duh feelings xd

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>>32546284
>I'm going to take it slow
That's probably for the best. Your situation is one that should be handled gently and carefully.

>I'm thinking about jumping into bed with her and sort of "returning the favor" from yesterday morning
Oh yes. What did you plan to do? Gently touch her chest like she did yours? Cuddling half-naked. Sorry if I sound like a perverted fuck

>>32531781
>implying you can be a robot if you're off the spectrum

>>32546961
I'll go into detail for you

>slide into her room
>she's still asleep
>get in bed really slowly and spoon her
>slide my arm up and across her chest
>she wakes up and turns her head to me
>she's a little confused because I haven't ever really gotten in her bed before
>she wraps her arms around my arm and holds my hand
>she goes back to sleep
>she wakes up later
>her tshirt has ridden up pretty far
>my arm is basically touching bare skin
>panties rubbing on my crotch
>decide to go for a kiss on the side of her head
>she rolls over and puts her head under my chin
>hold her tight
>she's practically topless at this point
>we both fall asleep like that
>when we woke up I rubbed her back some and purposely got close to her butt a few times, just barely touching her waistband with my fingers

>>32547561
>>32546284
>>32541152

Why do you come to r9k if youre Chad enough to fuck your whore sister?

What do you gain from this?
What the fuck is wrong with this place, why do people like you keep popping up. Nice you have someone to cuddle with. Good for you now piss off. You can write down a list of 100 different places to be on the internet and throw a art and it will be for people like you. Can you just please let r9k be free from this bullshit?

>>32525421
i want to see their children hanging from that tree

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>>32547561
So, did this already happen or is it your vicious plan, you magnificent bastard? By the way, what do your parents think about you and your sister being that close? Do you believe they might think it's going further than in a "normal" sibling relationship?

>>32547624
He hasn't fucked her yet you silly boy.

These last few posts make me a bit upset.
I have an older sister who lives far away and has had many boyfriends but was never very affectionate towards me.
Makes me real sad, now she lives far away with some dude and rarely even visits.

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>>32546097
>I can pay someone to cuddle me

Posting this again. Not sure the original source, but used to get reposted a lot back in the stone age of 4chan.

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I can't wait until VR lets me cuddle my waifu. Even if there's no haptic feedback.

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What did you do on Friday robots?

>>32525409
No, you just can't interact with people. That doesn't make you stupid.

>>32550330
Had a very good day on friday and same for the whole day today. It has been an amazingly good week overall. News meds are helping alot aswell.

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These threads are poison to my frigid soul

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>>32550410
Thanks for reassuring.
Though it does make me feel dumb, that I can't do something so basic and fundamentally human.
While so many have no problem socialising and getting in contact with others.

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any qt grills want to cuddle

>>32523860
Thank you OP, I love these threads. You're the best.
*hugs OP*

>>32550330
Watched TV with my dad and played vidya with some friends from high school. It was fun.

>>32550410
it makes me socially stupid

>>32550720
yes
friend?

>>32550720
kek, women becoming so parasitic as to ask for money for affection.
You're worse than a whore.

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>>32550720
>would anyone pay to cuddle a qt gril (not a trap) whos really good at cuddling

Definitely. What is your friend's geographic area of service?

>>32550720
I would pay, but I wouldn't pay someone who is asking to be paid. Don't be a leech.

>>32550720
I tried offering to pay a qt grill on here before but she stopped talking to me ;w;

>>32528202
And she's dead
and she hated me

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>nice feels thread
>turns into attention whore soliciting

go away

>>32550953
eastern europe
like someone lives here

>>32550720
>>32550953
b t f o

holy SHIT dude

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mods are gods
back to cuddling boys
fuck all you whore enablers

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Does anyone want cute cuddling stories?

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>>32551033
Nice picture, anon.
It makes me warm inside.

>>32551074
only if you make them seem fictional so I don't have to come to terms with the fact that people are actually doing this stuff in real life on a daily basis and I will never even come close

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>>32551091
i-i dont know if i can. people usually think the stuff we do is too cute to be true though. does that count a little?

>>32551123

I actually prefer realistic cute stories. Brings warmth to my cold, stony heart.

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>>32551308
o-ok
>want to ask bf if we can have a picnic
>mental gymnastics convince me he'll think im retarded and dumb even though he already agreed that itd be a good idea when we were still ldr
>mope around a bunch
>asks me whats wrong
>tell him he'll think im dumb if i say it
>he tells me to tell him
>eyes water because autism
>tell him i want to go on a picnic
>wtf
>he laughs at me and says im only dumb for thinking hed hate me for that
>eyes water more and i blush
>he hugs me
>he says we can go on one tomorrow
>lay on his tummy while he hugs me and we watch gameshows
>talk about the stuff were gonna make
>he rubs and pats my head
>start spooning instead (im the little spoon)
>can feel his boner but accidentally fall asleep
i can tell the picnic story too. we cuddled there so i think its relevant

Sorry I took forever. I had way too much to do around the house.

>>32547687
That's what already happened.

Occasionally it seems like our dad seems a tiny bit suspicious but nothing serious. They haven't ever said anything about it.

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>>32551478
I want to go picnic with a cute girl.
But I fear that any girl would think I'm dumb for wanting to do picnic.

I have been alone for way too long.

>>32526316
i think this is hot.
not into sex all the much but the thought of someone getting.. hard under me and trying to hide it is cute
i would rub it with my butt

>>32526705
don't draw eyes and dark circles bags like that anon

>>32526316
Yeah same here, every time I've cuddled with a girl Ive had to try and push my pelvis away because im always rock hard.
Even holding hands does it for me too.

>>32526886
this is what you tell yourself, but deep down you know it'd be the same everywhere else

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>>32551752
if the girl likes cutesy stuff already then she'll probably like it, but if shes giga stacey then she'll laugh at you and break up with you.
when we were talking about our picnic at the mall once two staceys were laughing at us and making fun of us and it made me really mad

d-does anyone want more stories?

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What the fuck if the point of these threads? To brag about cuddling with your gf?

I'm 28 and I've never even been hugged by anyone but my mom. And she's dead.

>>32551990
its to feel comfy and wallow in sadness over the cuddling stories/pics posted
it also motivates me to find a qt cuddle gf

if you dont get the point why are you here

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>>32552091
you asked and i answered
how long have you been on r9k?
up until recently, a lot of threads were made just to wallow in sadness and long for numerous things (affection, gfs, fitting in, etc) which would either motivate people or make them sadder.

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>>32552163
I've been here since '04 and I still think it's fucking retarded.

The pity threads are for empathizing with fellow losers. This is just straight up getting cucked by bragging normlords.

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>posted my tamako market cuddle folder a few days ago
>see the pics everywhere now

Feelsgoodman

>>32552248
Just because you're bitter doesn't mean everyone else should be. If you hate the thread just dodge it or whatever. There are enough threads to peak your interest or you can make your own and get fellow minded people to join.

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>>32552341
It's "pique" your interest, dingus.

And I'm more than free to come in here and call you cucks cucks if I please. Deal with it.

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>>32551532
>that's what already happened
My heart is going dokidoki. That's just too adorable and hot at the same time. How did she act on the day after? Was she little shy or actually cheery?

>>32552384
That's fair then. Continue.

>>32552248
r9k was made in 08 retard
are you stupid?

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>>32552248
>04
kek
sure kiddo

>>32552487
It happened this morning. So I don't know how she'll feel about it tomorrow. Unless you mean from us spending time together last night. The biggest thing I noticed from her is that she just seems comfortable. She's a lot less hesitant and just seems relaxed again.

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>>32552526
Fuck, you got me.

>>32552633
Check my 4ch image folder. All vintage '04 shit.

>>32552504
You're a cuck.

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Something about holding someone's legs, or having yours held/rubbed by someone feels so great. Its like a way of non-verbal way of saying you appreciate everything about the other person, that you love all them and its freaking cute too.

I miss him so much

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>>32552746
I dont care that you saved ebin le oldfag xd memes (that you probably got off knowyourmeme) in an attempt to seem cool faggot
I was keking that you literally tried to lie about being on r9k since 04
reddit really did ruin this place

>>32552777
>I miss him so much
Sorry. I just really don't care about stuff.

>>32552746
>lolbunchies.gif

wew

>>32552746
so you've been using the same computer since '04? or are you that much of a tryhard to move it over

>>32552973

Not previous poster, but I still have a PC that started its life back in the late 80's as a 286-AT. Like the Ship of Theseus, I replaced parts as I could afford them.

The only original parts left I think are those expansion-port slot covers, since most cases don't come with those anymore -- just shitty stamped metal punch-outs.

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>>32552973
Yep, I've had this SSD since 2004. Wouldn't want to upgrade my system since it's impossible to move data.

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>>32552672
>she's a lot less hesitant and just seems relaxed again
Thank Almighty God! That's great to hear. Have you spent time with her today? How has it gone? Have you talked more about your situation with her?

>>32553619
We ate lunch together and she helped me do some laundry. I had to do some stuff outside which she didn't help me with. There's been a couple moments where she would just sit with me while I was doing something or watching TV. We haven't really talked about our thing, she's just being normal. The only difference would be that she lightly touches me a bit more.

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>>32553810
>she lightly touches me a bit more
How do you mean? Did you reciprocate?

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cutting >>> cuddling

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>those threads
Fuck, my life sucks

>>32554254
Just like when we're talking she'll touch my arm and she's bumped into me a couple times. Not really anything you can respond to.

>>32544942
>I had a 45 year old uncle who died alone.
>He had a decent job but couldn't get a wife, in his last years he was extremely stressed and I'm pretty sure that caused his death.

That's pretty sad. What's worse is that I'm a virgin who's only 5 years younger than your uncle.

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Please hug this lanklet

>>32554303
Noooo Anon why? Stop hurting yourself please :(