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>be me >27 yo forever alone virgin >jerked off using

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>be me
>27 yo forever alone virgin
>jerked off using a toilet paper roll 12 years ago
>liked it a LOT
>jerk off exclusively with tp rolls for a long time now
>cant even get hard unless dick is inside a roll
>cant stand using the same roll twice
>sometimes have to purposely unroll an entire roll of tp just to get the cardboard for fapping purposes
>mom constantly angry at lack of toilet paper (i stopped leaving the unrolled piles laying around since that's harder to explain)
>force her to buy specific brand of tp based on the particulate fibers they use for the cardboard
>get erections in public bathrooms just seeing exotic rolls of toilet paper to try
>2 days ago...
>jerked off with a public roll from walmart
>rash appears on my dick

how do i get rid of this rash and is there a non-autistic way of explaining how this happened if i end up seeing a doctor for it? is it possible someone who took a shit at walmart had herpes or something and now my penis has herpes from the roll?
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Better off dead anon. Just end it now.
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>>26316322
This

Kill yourself while you're behind OP
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>>26315470

This is why I love 4chan.

the rash will go, just learn your lesson about public toilets and move on.
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>>26315470
You can go to the doctor and tell him u fucked girl with herpes and he will give u the cream or someshit
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>>26316357
>>26316404
This and this.
You fucked up OP lol.
It'll go away with time but learn your lesson now.
And how fucking thick is your dick that a toilet paper roll surrounds it?
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>>26316322
Obey the dubs OP. Life ain't shit, and you're not making it any better
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>>26315470

>he thinks a rash is the biggest problem he has
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>>26316588
i squish the roll around it so doesnt need to be thick
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You're awesome OP

a true fuck up
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>>26315470
micro penis americuck detected
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