>tfw spent all last night, and a lot of today waiting for a specific op to create a risk thread. I create one half an hour ago only to see one he created (that didn't take off) an hour ago. I deleted mine, posted in his to realise he fucked off. >tfw don't want to make another thread because It'll be irritating to someone because I only just deleted mine I just want to have a comfy game with robots ;_:
>woke up late, had had really vivid dream permeated by a sense of purpose, summertime euphoria and love >needed to piss and shower, bathroom occupied by housemate >masturbated in bed waiting for her to finish up >listened to new kanye track >urinated like a god in the shower >mushrooms and egg on toast for brunch whilst watching the dog whisperer >internet rest of the day >on 4chan to find a dank meme for my cover photo
>woke up >go to jamal's house >suck his dick until he runs out of cum >go to tyrone's house >let him fuck me up the ass for an hour >go to alberto barbosa's >let him fuck me hard up the ass and then suck his dick (tasty) >go home to my partner who has a well payed upp job >lie that i just spent the day at friend's house >sleep. wake up. repeat.
>wake up >take underwear off so partner can feel my arousal when I spoon them >feel all up and down their body, kiss their neck >roll them onto their back, kiss all the way down their front >preform oral sex on them >this shifts into normal sex, missionary position >partner cums, I'm not done so I have them roll over and keep going >this eventually transitions to spooning sex >into girl on top >into tell them to go slow, all the way in, all the way out >someone's nipple get aucked, licked and twisted >we fall from girl on top to missionary again, someone says, "mommy's pussy is for me only" and then there's lots of sticky cum inside (no condor) >partner watches me pee for like 2 min straight afterwards then gets in the shower >I sit on partners couch eating sunflower seeds, shit posting and playing with their puppy while making dog noises the whole time
>>25615947 OP I must applaud you for posting this 10/10 bait, and I admit that I fell for it. Anyone who frequented this board for more than a year would know that femanon = female chan user. Everyone know that the only way of proving it is with a timestamp with tits in the picture.
I guess this routine ended when trannies from reddit and tumblr took over?
>wake up >vaginal juices flowing >qtbf goes down on me >fucks me bretty good >calls me mommy when he cums inside me with no condor on >hop in the shower >clean my roastie out using strawberry scented shower gel >hop out >pop in a tampon >start applying my makeup >put on a matching bra and panties >put on a skirt >put on perfume >go play with pupper and qtbf on the couch >about to go suggest we buy cookies
>Wake up with lingering tussin high >Say morning devotionals to the columbine shooters >Pontificate on how much I hate the world, angry at feminists for shitting all over what they insultingly call 'nice guys' and then realize I got what I wanted without becoming a Chad, and sit there gloating with the smuggest expression on my face >Think about mass murder/suicide while masturbating >Feel like an awful person, descend into being a pathetic faggot and desperately beg for validation and approval that I'm not a horrible monster >Is too high for this shit, goes to pick up latin textbook from mail >Moar cough syrup >Drives like an asshole up and down state route for the adrenaline >Goes home, wastes time on internet, reads latin text and english translation of Homer's iliad >"Rage: >"Sing, Goddess, Achilles' rage/Black and murderous, that cost the Greeks/Incalculable pain, pitched countless souls/Of heroes into Hades' dark...Begin with the clash between Agamemnon...and godlike Achilles." >Horny again
>>25617108 First of all, there's no way i could do that, I'm nonwhite myself and im not going to cuck myself with some shitskin whore whos going to be dreaming of white chad the whole time we are together, second, 3D is disgusting.
>woke up at 6, went to work at 8 >mostly watched football this morning, didn't do much real work >gonna go home and to bed once I get home at 9PM >made plans for tomorrow to take a qt ice skating then I'm gonna get blackout drunk at a friend's place once that is done
>>25615947 >woke up 30 mins ago >popped an adderall >put on my AKG 701s >loaded up an ableton live set I was working on last night >smoked a cig while listening to the solid jamb I came up with last night >came inside >no motivation to work on track >addy hasn't kicked in >bored >oh hey r9k
>wake up >eat 2 frozen brown sugar cinnamon Pop-Tarts, frozen ones are the best >wash it down with strawberry milk, made with far more strawberry syrup than necessary >childish but DELICIOUS >go play inFamous for a while >browse 4chan >here I am
>>25615947 >woke up at 7am >took shower + shaved + got ready for the day >got dressed >played with roommates dog >practiced piano for a bit >spent all morning and the early part of the afternoon doing homework, drinking tea and otherwise getting distracted by the internet. >made plans with friends for tonight.
usually I'd have at least some human contact by now but I'm enjoying the quiet Saturday afternoon.
>wake up >go to airport >get to destination >check into fancy hotel >go to brothel >have sex with a Romanian hottie >chill in the brothel sauna and hot tub >have sex with same Romanian hottie and her friend, threesomes ftw >go back to my hotel, enjoy a nice fancy dinner and drinks
>currently in Denmark, last night of traveling across EU for past month
>woke up late and browsed the chans >walked around town with headphones in not listening to anything >didn't want to talk to anyone and have to say I only speak English >went back to hostel and sat in bed for hours watching agdq >currently in the hostel's club/bar on couch watching agdq and browsing r9k on ipad >crowded and loud but maybe I'll have a conversation after not talking to anyone in past month >someone asked me (in English) what I was watching >tfw this fucking autist tries to explain speedrunning over loud ass club music
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