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/yg/ - Yandere General

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General Topic:
>"If you had the means, to where would move to live with your beloved?"
Related Sites:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community Site: http://yandere.org/
> Dating / Community FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
> IRC Channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> IRC Connection Tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
Additional Resources:
> Location Triangulation: http://www.geocreepy.com/
> Stalker's DOX toolkit: https://ghostbin.com/paste/tks63
> Remember to cover your tracks: https://www.bestvpn.com
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For reference, here's the previous thread (archived):
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>>24597348
I see this thread almost every day and its to complex to be worth the time, regardless

>tfw no anime loving, r9k posting, qt3.14 yandere gf
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I'm going to kill myself because I can't get a yandere gf desu
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>>24598033
this desu. I have no reason to believe anyone would go yandere over me, ever.
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>>24598033
>>24598122
I remember when this general was filled with actual mentally insane people who couldn't get past their obsession and not filled with people who wants someone who will fawn over them.

I always considered yandere to be a little insulting, I much prefered the term 'extra loving' over it. It describes our state of mind perfectly.
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>>24597348
>>24597389
>>24597957
>>24598033
>>24598122
>>24598514

I have scoured all of the boards, and this thread is by far the edgiest.
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>>24598514
>people who wants someone who will fawn over them.
The feeling would be mutual though. I have yet to meet someone who loved me as much as I loved them. No one has ever remotely liked me right off the bat. I don't understand it, I'm pretty normal and have never done anything to hurt anyone. I really just want to die rather than continue being rejected by the world.
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>conversation going great last couple of days
>she literately stops responding completely out of nowhere

D-Did I fuck up?
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>>24600115
She has options, chances are others were dropped to narrow down her best option. Or you said something incredibly creepy and/or off-putting to the point she could no longer keep in touch.
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>>24598514

I feel like I lack the capacity to love, but I'd want some of the perks that comes with being in a loving relationship. Bad thing that most of those things will make me seem emasculated, but the good thing is that I realize my unhealthy thinking so that I won't drag anyone else into it.
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>>24600211
I don't know. It seemed to have been going well and nothing was generally that creepy.

Sucks because now I have no one to talk to.

Really hate the fact I have to "compete" with motherfuckers when I simply want to make conversation with no romantic bullshit.
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>>24600346
You always have to compete. Talking to you takes time. So does cooking, playing Fallout 4, talking to her bff, meeting new people, etc.
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>A few months ago, in a relationship with a TruYandie
>When waking up, my mouth is always too dry
>Together, next to each other, we wake every day
>She realizes I don't want to kiss due to dry mouth
>Gets upset and resents me for it
>I convince her to bunt heads like animals do
>"Everyone kisses, this should be our thing"
>She loves it, we bunt our heads every morning
>Of course, I kiss her as soon as I have brushed my teeth
>First thing we do when waking up is bunt heads
>Now she starts demanding we also do it in public
>(e.g. when waiting in a queue or for the bus, train, tram)
Pic Related:
>Mfw when other people looked at us in obvious jealousy

What have you done with your yandie that was uncommon? Ever wanted to include a particular tradition or act in your relationship life?
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>>24600499

>when waking up my mouth is always too dry

was expecting you to say that she sucked all the saliva from your mouth during the night
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>>24600499
Cute. This post gave me the warmest fuzzies
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>>24600617
>tfw your obsession would never let you to suck their mouth dry
I would probably be engulfed in flames of panic should I try such a thing.
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>>24600617
I did wake up a few times after realizing we making out wasn't a dream. First time was creeped out a bit, since my default behaviour tends to be to deliver access to my personal space, nor for it be invaded.
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>>24600647
For you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DN2bCD84eS
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>Everybody keeps casually mentioning the fact that they have friends and acquaintances and stuff.

thanks guys
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>>24600863
Honk honk.

>>24601095
And what's wrong with that?
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>>24601110
i don't have that so it makes me feel like shit
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>>24601148
Why are you friendless at the moment? Can't find any decent people?
My obsession should never be with me and seeing others be able to spend time with theirs is.. I know a bit of that feel.
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>>24601261
I can't find any decent people
and i'd really like to be loved and stuff if it's not too much trouble
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my bf thinks he's a real person and not my property how do i fix this
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>males
>yandere
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>>24601413
Not be autistic?
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>>24601413
>not my property
>how do i fix this
Simple, property is bought, so you have to apply yourself to that principle. Buy him his freedom from him, make him miss you by making your time together more entertaining that his time with with anyone else.
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>>24601148
Oh sorry, every living creature should walk on eggshells around you somehow without even being aware of you because you feel sad.

Get your act together anon, nobody likes a sadsack.
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>>24598573
Not the one on /gif/ of people being hit by vehicles?
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These threads trigger me and should be deleted.

Because they remind me that no one will ever love me.
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>>24600115
we spotted you undido!
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>>24602187

Engrish plese
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>>24602187
>>24602221
Thats not undido
I'm undido uhh but I have been met with the exact same fate. even with yan-san, sadly.
>>24600115
Atleast she didn't delete her account?
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>>24602404
>>24600115
i know the feel bros


>>24602404
I don't know who you are, but you sure seem to have a strong reputation.
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>>24602498
Basically I messaged a girl and she didn't even reply she just deleted her account.

Here is the message I sent her if you need a good laugh http://pastebin.com/hWtCw3VH
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>>24602404
I thought he accidently misspelled "hundido" even with context I was confused.

I could give two shits less about her account if I'm not part of her social life.
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How fleshed out should my about me be? Should I just talk about a few of my interests and what I spend my time doing?
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>>24602660
Sprinkle it with a bit sugar so someone will want to sniff you out to get more.
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>>24602544
>I'm not gonna lie and be honest with you though

this is the reason they deleted their account
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>>24602660
you should better ask about his/her interests and take interest into it before talking of yours.
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>>24602735
What if they tiptoe around it? Every time I ask about them the conversation goes south.
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>>24602735
I know how to talk to people desu senpai, I was just asking about my 'about' for my account creation form thing.

>>24602686
Thanks for confirming, I guess I should chuck in a quick description of what I look like?
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>>24602811
sorry, didn't understood. I'm a teapot
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How do I make friends, /yg/? It's getting hard to find someone I click with and can jus b myself around even here on /r9k/. I feel lost and alone.
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>>24603573
The "dating" site is also meant as a community site. If you feel someone's profile makes them seem friend material, check if they have the "friendship" term in their "looking for" section, and send them a pm.
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>>24603804
That's not a bad idea, although I can never seem to open up to other guys at all, and I'm sure the women on the site are already drowning in messages from males.
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>>24602544
This reads something like some run of the mill guy would send on OKcupid or something
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>>24604046
I was ip banned from there...
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>>24604064
What the fucking fuck, anon
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>>24604122
Women just report you for being ugly basically. Happens all the time.
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>>24604150
>being ugly
well there's your fucking problem
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>>24604150
Then there would be no more userbase there, Im sure you did something else you are not sharing with us.
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>>24604617
>banned for being ugly

Then there'd be literally no one on that site. If you get banned from a Yan site you're trash.
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>>24604662
>If you get banned from a Yan site you're trash.
>reading comprehension
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who else converted OP's file to ascii?

just wondering who else itt is a hacker.

>>24601584

no?

>>24601709

i can try, but sometimes it's hard to tell if i'm entertaining them.
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>>24606167
filename*

i'm trying to correct my post robot
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>>24604173
I'm not actually ugly... I am chubby though :^)
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>tfw you're watching Mirai Nikki with a fellow yandere
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>>24606279
>being reported for being slightly overweight
Women.

>>24606544
I'm watching anime alone after many years.
Very comfy when it's chilly and have big winter socks with a jacket on.
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A middle of the night, surrounded by loneliness, pointless bump.
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>>24607434
Yeah, I got nothing to say today. I went to the 99 restaurant, and some random old lady came up to me telling me I looked like her nephew and how I remind her of Jesus.

That was really awkward as fuck.
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>>24607538
people who gather at 4chan are closest to Jesus than the rest, that's why there are confusions
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>>24607579
You mean they're closest to offing themselves? ;_;
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>>24608583
I didn't mean that but that's true some times I guess.
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>>24606167
Why would you want to convert the file to ASCII? If you tried because of the file's name, I'll save you the trouble... it's "yg" in binary.
>>24607538
Never ever underestimate the effect you can have over other people. For all you know that old lady was very sad, but after you reminded her of the nephew she had or used to visit, she felt happy, even if for a few minutes.

Always appreciate the fact that others positive acknowledge your existence; I have met people online and irl that have told me that they might as well vanish because they mean nothing to anyone.
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>>24608783
watch out! I intercepted a hack incoming on your IP, close your ports and activate tier 5 firewall
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>>24607434
I've just been watching salty bet with some friends after hours at a cafe. Even though the thread is almost dead.
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>>24607434
I'm trying to stave off the crushing depression of loneliness by posting on /r9k/ to simulate meaningful interpersonal interactions, while wishing I could find someone to relate to and open up to and not knowing where to look.
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>tfw you've finally stopped your obsession with a someone

I just feel empty now desu
Really, really empty.
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>>24608999
Look no more.
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>>24609056
Anime girl, please save me.

>>24609037
Then it hasn't really stopped.
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>>24609056
Okay, sure thing!
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>>24609056
Even within these threads, how do I find someone who gets me and will actually care about me?

>>24609075
The Misaki thread is thataway.
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>tfw I actually thought going on a different dating website was going to grant me a different experience.
I'm way more naive than I give myself credit for.
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>>24609092
No one is guaranteed to care about you, but if you meet new people you might get a click with someone!
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>>24609102
Hope springs eternal. Even if it brings disappointments it's still better than despair.
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>>24609086
>>24609092
But this isn't anime girl, this is touhou girl.
I just wanted to rile some people up about touhou not being an anime.
This anime has a wrench, that should be enough to fix me and send me straight to a peaceful slumber.

>>24609092
>how do I find someone who gets me and will actually care about me?
Look more, anime girls are unreliable.
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>>24609127
Meet them how? By asking random people to chat with me or something?

>>24609131
>This anime has a wrench, that should be enough to fix me and send me straight to a peaceful slumber.
Fix ya right over the head, maybe.

>Look more, anime girls are unreliable.
I'll say. I'd take a nice real one but I look at profiles on YanOrg and I just don't feel like we have anything in common. Or maybe I just fear that they wouldn't want anything to do with some 30 year old NEET.
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>>24609075
>>Then it hasn't really stopped.
It has though, it's just now it feels like there's no reason to live because it's gone.
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>tfw no yamdere
Wait...
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>>24609323
Sweet potatoes are better. Just saying.
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I wish there were active girls from Australia. I'm so crippled with depression and loneliness. At least Americans and Europeans have a chance.
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>>24609384
But, can't you just take a plane/pay them a plane?
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>>24609405
With what money? I'm a failure of a NEET. Any real 'yandere' girl could just shack up with some guy who has a job and thinks anime is 'cool' in a weird way, with no real passion.
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>>24609423
I'm a neet too, but assuming I didn't have economies I could just wait some months and I'd have a plane ticket ready.
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>>24609423
>Australian, depressed and lonely
>looks down on people with "no real passion"
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>>24609468
My passions make me ostracised from society and have no financial benefit. Fuck me, right? I should just be a normie chad like everyone else so I can have girls falling into my palms. Because god knows that's what you have to be for a girl to actually keep talking to you and not just stop suddenly.
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>>24609490
Yes please go ahead and let the pure robot yandies remain.
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>Talking to a girl on the website right now.
>It looks like she's everything I want.
>Scared as fuck.
>I'm going to fuck this up.
>I'm going to fuck this up.
>I'm going to fuck this up.
>I'm going to fuck this up.
>Keep doing small talk and mention I'm scared in the first message
Who spaghetti in here?
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>>24609571
There are none. They'll talk and pretend they are, then the weekend comes and you'll never hear from them, because they're out there too busy having sex.
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Excuse me, but this one is to be used instead.
>>>/d/6557611
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>>24609656
Fuck off tripfag.
/yg/ belongs on /r9k/
Yandere isn't about sex.
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>>24602544
>multiple messages without getting one back
>I've been stalking you online and reading your entire twitter history by the way
>h-here's a song I like
Holy shit why are you surprised she deleted her account?
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>>24609682
This general is, actually, about fetishizing a personality trait. It very much does belong on /d/. Sorry friend.
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>>24609656
>>24609699
We can use both though.
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>>24609699
It's not about fetishizing it's about appreciating it.
Why are all tripfags so retarded?
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>>24609699
>Non-related tripfag giving suggestions about where to post
>Literally being this oblivious
Drop the trip then we can talk. Faggot.
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Just sound out about the new site, thinking about joining, but remember the old OD days is a bit off putting
>girls can and will just stop replying, for seemingly no reason because they have endless options
>girls can leave profiles virtually empty, and I have to struggle to leave an interesting message with absolutely nothing to go on
>the contents of my profile basically are meaningless, because no girl will actually read them unless I message them
The only plus side is autism from the site gets posted here
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How comfy is this position? Is it even possible to rate it on a scale?
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>>24609729
>it's about appreciating it
>WAAH TFW NO YANDERE GF
No, it's definitely fetishizing.

>>24609745
It's a necessary evil, considering none of you have any sense about rules and guidelines, and with that don't seem to understand that the existence of this thread on this board is off topic.
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>>24609769
It largely depends on how do you sleep. I sleep on my side most of the time, so it becomes bothersome.
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>>24609746
Boys acting autistic / being boring as fuck is a pretty good reason to stop replying.
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>2016 - 1/12
>not filtering shitty tripfags

Holy shit it's almost 2016
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>>24609746
Because no matter what women have life on easy. Even when searching for a yandere partner.
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>>24609779
>none of you have any sense about rules and guidelines
>uses tripcode for attention grabbing
he irony is dense with this one
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>>24609746
Well the girls on the new one actually put decent amount of info into their profile.
I'm guessing most of them are catfish though.
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>>24609746
If you're not lucky in regular dating websites, chances are you may not be lucky here.
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>>24609800
2016 will be the golden year
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>>24609793
How entitled. Boys have to try their absolute hardest to be the brightest shining star and all you have to offer is your own gender. When will you be interesting? When will you not be boring? Never, because you live a privileged existence. You have an empty profile and expect people to be able to pander to you. But what does it matter? With 50+ boys mailing you, 5-10 of them will pass. Then you just choose the most alpha of that lot. Fucking disgusting.
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>>24609804
But using a trip to get attention is counterproductive, since people can filter you, meaning you effectively eliminate the possible amounts of attention you can receive.

Great self contradiction and all, but your attempt at ad hominem isn't actually a refutation. Try again.
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>>24609800
You guys still don't have anonymize active?
Just turn it on and pretend everything is fine.
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>>24609819
They say that about every year but by the time you get to the end you realize it's just piss.

>>24609836
Names and trips are occasionally useful, albeit not often.
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>>24609829
>Then you just choose the most alpha of that lot
Funny how they always come back here to complain how they were dumped by that person, then an army of other people come rushing in trying to get the rebound but the girl ends up disappearing without a trace.

Ya'll are terrible at choosing mates.
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>>24609829
Raise your standards to something that isn't "it has a vagina", then. You can't blame women for having some selfrespect and not jumping on any random dick that presents itself.
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>>24609851
Then you can turn off anonymize at that precise point, instead of letting the entire website be shit up by people that are either doing to annoy you, or just really want people to know they're the one making their miscellaneous posts.
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>>24609851
I never said that about any year, so I have a good feeling about it this time!
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>>24609793
To be completely honest, three different girls message me first, expect me to carry the conversation, and then call me boring because I have to completely follow their beyond autistic, one sided conversation where they talk at me and not with me.

Like the other guy said, it's easy to think a guys boring because you're swimming in their attention, but 80% of the time it comes down to just straight autistic conversation skills on the girls behalf.
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>>24609793
I agree, but I put in effort to be interesting and I'm not autistic. I can see when something is my fault, but I had plenty of people just stop replying when the conversation was going good.
>>24609806
I took a look at the girls near me, a couple profiles are just the basics, absolutely nothing about interests or anything.
>>24609811
Haven't actually tried out a regular dating site, just OD
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>>24609878
It's almost as if yandere attracts people with unrealistic, immature mentalities.

>>24609886
I prefer to hide the posts of the most obnoxious ones altogether. Me taking away their identity on my end doesn't make them any less shitposters.
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>>24609885
Raise standards? I have none. No matter what level or tier of women there is, they will ALWAYS be picky because they will ALWAYS have people desiring them and they will NEVER know what loneliness and desperation is.

>>24609878
Whores.
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>>24609829
I'm interesting and not boring senpai.
My profile isn't empty at all, in fact I have one of the most expansive profiles on the site.
The people I've added off-site are caring, submissive and gentle if anything, not "alpha".

You sound pretty pathetic.
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>>24609908
If you did it, and told other to did so like I do, It'd eventually stop.
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>>24609925
FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME STACY I WROTE THAT WRONG
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>>24609912
>I have none
Yeah, that's what I said. It's inhuman to have no standards. You're surreal level of desperation it's incredibly off putting. Why would any girl show interest in you, if you may very well fall in love with any object with a vagina and a heartbeat?

>>24609916
>You sound pretty pathetic.
Spot on.

>>24609908
>It's almost as if yandere attracts people with unrealistic, immature mentalities.
No, not at all. People like that are what you get when you make this general on /r9k/, which is why I have repeatedly let you all know that it's a bad idea.
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People, please stop arguing about the trolling tripcode user, you are giving them what they want. They already identify themselves the same way every time they post, so all it takes is looking at the name, and then moving your eyes to the next post. At the time of this comment, your feeding has produced 18 posts (including mine)

If you can't restrain yourself to feed the trolls, then you have no one else to blame for "shitting up the thread" but yourselves. Stop giving them attention.
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>>24609971
Why don't you go back to your thread and let other people have their threads anon?
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>>24609971
Hey Doj, I just want to thank you for all you've done in the past few weeks. You're a really great guy.
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>>24609971
Why would a girl show interest? As said, I'm pathetic. I'm pathetic because I'm an unloved depressive husk of a human. Of course I'm desperate. All I want is reciprocated love, and I can offer endless affection eternal. But because I'm this much of a failure, even a woman in the same circumstances as me won't give second consideration. Thousands of people like me will rot, wither away, while women get uplifted by some normie male who puts her on a pedestal just so he can have sex, dump her ass, and then move onto the next woman to use. All the while pathetic, desperate people like us, who only want to be given a chance, have to lick for scraps. Only to die of hunger.
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>>24609912
Why should they have to spend their life with some piece of trash? I know if I was a woman, I'd go for the best I can that can make my life the easiest.

Would you rather the nice good looking well financed guy or the neet that mopes around all the time most likely having personal issues you'll have to work on?
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>>24609973
Or you can just tell them to filter me instead.

>>24610031
Because I very well know that there will always be stragglers in this version of the general, who have issues with moving to the proper one that isn't infested with scum like >>24609829 and >>24609878

I'm looking out for those who deserve it.

>>24610043
Well, thanks. Who are you?

>>24610045
Woah. Are you saying you're a nice guy who finishes last? Sorry, I have to pull out an image for this. This is basically you.

Stop being so entitled.
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>>24609787
I meant in general, whether you're hanging around or just being cutesy with each other. I can only imagine the peace if I were to do it with my obsession.
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>>24610096
>Or you can just tell them to filter me instead
Wait, is the goal of a trip to get filtered until only people that like him remains so he can have his own personal hugbox?
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>>24610090
And then women have the gall to call us entitled.

>>24610096
I'm not a nice guy. I'm an asshole. I'm a scornful, haterful, bitter person. I finish last, because I am deprived of basic essential human need. One that 3 billion people get for free, and one that 3 billion people are ostracised for not having innately. Love.
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>checks out /d/ thread
>better shelf life
>porn ratio is bad
so whats the point of that thread?
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>>24609769
I sleep on my back so it's top tier.
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>>24610090
This.

>but but I'm a decent guy!
That's what you are. Decent. Acceptable, but not THAT good.
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>>24610134
None.
Keep in mind 50% of the people in that thread also jerk off to diapers and unbirthing and shit.
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>>24610131
Except you are entitled.
>it cant be me thats wrong its women who are the bad guys
Sorry they don't want to settle with some self loathing guy. Improve yourself and you'd get somewhere.
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>>24610097
Ah, in that case is super comfy, specially because the two things you can always count on are: their hair smells good (and even if it doesn't you just love sticking your nose there and sniffing); and that they love getting their hair stroke (specially in that area on the side of the head, above the ear).
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>>24610166
What a lie. "Improve" and fake who I am so that I become one of those who uses and dumps women, because accepting a person for being broken is apparently such a heretical option to consider. You call me entitled for wanting what people receive by right of birth, yet am denied because of societal expectations. That all men must be winners. That all men must be exceptional. That even the most broken woman deserves a superstar.

And then you call me entitled. You're either a woman or you're orbiting one so desperately hoping she will give you an iota of attention. You're just as sexless as I am.
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>>24610191
Sounds adorable :3
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>>24610096
I lovvles you.
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>>24610124
That's the gist of it, yes. I wouldn't word it like that though.

>>24610131
>I am deprived of basic essential human need
It's not a basic human need. If you think it is, you're no better than an animal without self awareness who revolves his life around basic biological impulses.

I suggest you try growing up.

>>24610237
I love you too, sweetie.
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>>24610200
>fake who I am
>improving myself means i need to dump and pump the girls
>you explaining basic knowledge to me means your an orbiter/grill

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know becoming a decent person was so difficult. :^)

You don't have to change your entire being, become a douchebag, or fake anything.

Write down your pros and cons when you're in a non-self loathing mood and try to work on the cons.

And for the record, who ever heard of a female orbiter?
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>>24610252
I just like how you command people around here. There is something innately sexy about it. ^,^ I can really do without all the depressed whining babby boys around here, and just sit here and read what you write. I like how you're not an idiot and can actually think coherently unlike, hehe, these depressed whining babby frogposters. Unf. I hope they can take a hint here...
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>>24610280
whoa mama
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>>24610166
Sure some fags here are self loathing entitled shits, but you can't deny that some women do just drop conversations because someone they deem better came along.
As a girl, try just sending any male "Hi" and I guarantee you that you will get a reply. You can't send that to girl because you have to stand out and seem interesting to her.
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>>24610297
lol, that person who is better is Doj hehehehe
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>>24610280
t-thanks y-you too

>>24610297
Such is life, crybaby. Bitching about it is not going to change anything. Either adapt to reality, or die alone. It's not difficult.
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>>24610297
Oh sure, but you're being entitled. Girls don't have to do anything, but you're entitled. You have to do everything, because you're entitled.
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>>24610297
Not my fault society is like that and I don't doubt they'd respond.

Of course you'll stand out.

>>24600365

This explains it best, I wasn't sure if it was in this thread or the previous thankfully it was uptop. I could spend all day talking to a ton of screwups or actually get somewhere with a potential partner.

Why do you want us to waste our time anon?
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>>24610316
>better
Tripfags are literally so insecure they feel a need to make a name for themselves on an anonymous imageboard. There is no reason at all for them to have a tripcode except for attention. Why anyone would want to be with someone to desperate for attention is beyond me.
>inb4 it's not for attention, I just have a trip because I like it
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>>24610369
>lecturing on insecurity
Isn't trying to demean an entire group of people a form of insecurity, instead? This seems like projecting.
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>>24610322
I don't even use the site, I was just stating facts. Calling a guy entitled is a little silly considering the hoops they have to jump through to keep a womans attention, when all a girl has to do is be female
>>24610345
Sure I am anon
>>24610365
I didn't claim it was your fault, I was just pointing it out
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>>24610365
If you see people as just disposable dolls where you can pick out the most interesting one for this week's fuck, go outside and leave. This is not your place, Stacey. Fuck off.
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>>24610365
Does that mean if you get many answers from a girl you're a "potential partner"?
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>>24610389
And what you just said sounds like deflecting. It's a simple fact, going to an anonymous site and insisting on using a name is just begging for attention. Please give me one valid reason you use a tripcode that isn't because you desperately crave attention. A real reason, not "I feel like it"
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>>24610369
In the real world, it doesn't matter who is a tripfag or not, I'd fuckles Doj before I'd fuck you. ^,^ I think his personality is perf.

>>24610394
>"I don't even use this site"
then g e t o u t
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>>24610403
Oh, excuse me I apologize. I'm wrong for wanting to not wanting to go out with EVERYBODY.

>>24610410
Depends on the conversation and the situation. If it's basic conversation and it's gone on for a week - two weeks without the weird unexpected delays I'd say yeah. You're obviously worth her time.
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>>24610449
Butchered the first part.

>wrong for not wanting to go
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>>24610441
This thread is yandere general, not dating site general. Also I personally think you're the same guy just bouncing between two trips
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>>24610394
>Calling a guy entitled is a little silly considering the hoops they have to jump through to keep a womans attention
But it is entitlement. We're all very much aware of the effort (or lack thereof) both genders need in order to attract someone of the opposite gender. If you are a male and start crying about how unfair it is, then you may as well accept your future of dying alone.

It is very much entitlement.

>>24610433
See >>24610124, this person worded it nicely in layman's terms.
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>>24610449
It's wrong to LEAD PEOPLE ON. If you already have a potential alpha normie talking to you then don't give others false hope. When you stop replying entirely with no reason it is fucking soul shattering. Not like it's a feeling you'll ever know, nonetheless empathise with.
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>>24610369
idk i like when >>24600499 trips because its always with advice or cute stories and their nice and dont bully like doj nor shitpost with pictures like spooky
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>>24610494
It's not leading people on if you're dropping the conversation before they truly expect something out of you.

If you keep it up knowing how the other person feels, then you're just a bitch.
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>>24610483
So in other words you want your own hugbox, because you cry about how unfair it is people don't like your faggotry?
Also your reasoning is shit, just because people are aware of something being unfair doesn't mean it shouldn't be criticized and possibly changed
>man, it's kinda fucked how we're enslaving blacks, beating them and selling them like objects
>We all fucking know that, stop crying that it's unfair, jesus you're never gonna get laid abraham, just leave things as they are
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>>24610481
Nope, I'm on a completely different continent from the guy.

>>24610483
Hey, Doj, am I you?
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>>24610365
Please could you give your username on the site, I just want to make sure I avoid you. I've always hated people who are constantly shopping for their best option, I just don't see them being very faithful or longlasting people as they are likely to leave a happy marriage if they perceive someone as a better meal ticket, trophy husband, etc.
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>>24610518
Is it honestly asking too much to get a reason why the conversation is being dropped? A simple "It's been nice chatting, but things have been getting more serious with someone else, sorry" would be great. Even a "I'm sorry, but you're just too boring" would be fine. Don't just treat people like they aren't worth an explanation
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>>24610481
https://gyazo.com/c630abfd3ad404f41a17f52debe7de19

Boom. : ) I'm an actual Doj fan girl.
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>>24610543
That's funny, considering there's always a nice delay between the both of your posts.
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>>24610494
It's not leading on anyone. You are also a "potential alpha normie". It's your own fault if you fail to keep their interest over the other guys they talk to. You have as much chance as they do, but you mess it up every time by doing unappealing things like crying about your loneliness, being racist/sexist or generally just being an asshole.

>>24610529
No, I want my own "hugbox" because those who don't like me simply never have anything original to mention. It's always the same posts.

>wah you're an attentionwhore
>wah fembots don't exist, every woman is a whore slut
>wah I'm entitled to a girlfriend
>wah life is unfair and it shouldn't be
>insert more list objects regarding common shitposts on r9k

There's simply no reason to have these people worming their way into my conversations. If anything, I'm just modifying the level of quality of conversations I have on this board.

>>24610543
You're mine. Does that count?
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>>24610571
How dare you be entitled to an explanation. Don't you see that men must be complacent with crab mentality and that women are gods who can do no evil? That their privilege is nothing they can do anything about, and you should be thankful they deign to notice you pathetic wasteful men? Come back when you're richer and taller than the guy I'm currently stringing along. Meanwhile, I'll offer nothing, not even interesting conversation. But you shouldn't be boring, tee-hee!
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>>24610576
This link is illegal in 34 states.
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>>24610586
Most people that filter you don't filter you because you're a girl.
They filter you because you have a trip.
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>>24610625
I'm a guy, lad. I'm not talking about post content talking about me. I'm talking about content in general. The manchildren who have to make it their job to make every one of their hundreds of posts about crying how awful femanons are, happen to be the same people who filter me because I'm a trip user. This is perfectly coincidental, which is why I decide to abuse it by removing these people from being able to contribute to my conversations, and with that, ruin them with their shit opinions.
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>>24610583
>"There's a delay therefore!!!"

That's funny. You're almost a real internet detective.

>>24610586
For you <3

>>24610606
What a faggot you are.
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>>24610586
>>wah you're an attentionwhore
Except you literally are. No one would be calling you one if you didn't put on a trip on an anonymous board.
I cannot stress this enough. You come to a community that's all completely anonymous, and think to yourself "I'll make a name for myself here" because you are desperate for attention
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>tfw you talk to your obsession every night but he lives in a different timezone
>tfw he goes to bed several hours before you do
>that empty feeling when he's gone and you have no one to talk to and nothing to do

how does /yg/ deal with this? I was thinking that perhaps going to bed around the same time as him would let me wake up at around the same time. maybe if I cuddled my pillow I could even pretend we were sleeping together. I just need to figure out when he wakes up somehow, and get up an hour earlier so I can say good morning every day.

I love flirting and talking cute gay things with him, but with our differing sleep schedules there's not as much time to chat as there could be. Id try to adjust to the +6 hour difference but I have school so I can't do that without coming off as obsessive (even though I am).

wat do?
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>>24610661
I understand that you like doj and all, but can you please take it somewhere else. We don't care. Plus you know posting almost newds isn't very yandere.
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>>24610681
tfw you talk to your mustache every night but they lives in a different timezone
>tfw they goes to bed several hours before you do
>that empty feeling when they're gone and you have no one to talk to and nothing to do

how does /yg/ deal with this? I was thinking that perhaps going to bed around the same time as them would let me wake up at around the same time. maybe if I cuddled my mustache I could even pretend we were sleeping together. I just need to figure out when they wakes up somehow, and get up an hour earlier so I can say good morning every day.

I love flirting and talking cute gay things with them, but with our differing sleep schedules there's not as much time to chat as there could be. Id try to adjust to the +6 hour difference but I have school so I can't do that without coming off as obsessive (even though I am).

wat do?
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>>24610681
I used to just play games and dick around anyway I could to get the person off my mind until I crashed out, but the person I'm talking to is starting to seem shady so now it's just a constant void.

Pretty fucking jealous I don't have an insomniac who cares like you.
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>>24610661
As I said, with my name on your body now, you actually belong to me. Good girl <3

>>24610665
I know this is hard for you to comprehend, but there are, in fact, reasons other than wanting attention to use a trip. The fact you are unable to consider these other reasons mean you're an incredibly closeminded person with a black and white perspective. "Either you're an attentionwhoring tripfag, or you're an anon who doesn't care about attention".

And this is why I filter you out. Your thoughts and opinions are hindrances.

>>24610681
>that empty feeling when he's gone and you have no one to talk to and nothing to do
Not obsession related with me, but I just do solo activities such as work related stuff, videogames or watching movies. Try to find some entertainment you can enjoy by yourself.
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>>24610733
FUcker, I could kill to prove I'm Doj's biggest fan. 8)

>>24610747
Y-yes
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>>24610755
Good for you. Trade Skypes and fuck off.
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>>24610765
No, I need to make sure everyone knows he's mine. I don't want to risk some whore talking to him.
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>>24610747
>but there are, in fact, reasons other than wanting attention to use a trip
>But I won't list these reasons
>They totally exist though!
You're shitty reason of "I'm filtering you" doesn't even make sense, considering you cannot filter me, and you'll always see my posts. Seriously, being an attention starved faggot is fine, just don't be in denial about it
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>>24610771
Nobody else wants him.
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>>24610586

>but you mess it up every time by doing unappealing things like crying about your loneliness, being racist/sexist or generally just being an asshole

I wish.
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>>24610765
Skype is a wonderful idea, but they won't do it. Because being attention starved means talking to one person on skype isn't enough, they need to shit up the entire thread borderline ERPing with each other even though people are sick of it.
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>>24610755
Oh yeah? What'd you get him for Christmas?

You'd have to top me on that to be his biggest fan.
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>>24610771
Sounds like you aren't important enough to get his skype, kek
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>>24610791
I know. It was just a little chance of hope. I know I'm no better, but I only stay in this thread and the /d/ thread and not shitting up the board.
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>>24610783
That's not true, I think he's pretty qt too.
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>>24610783
St-stop projecting, y-you fucking faggot lolololol

>>24610794
What are you, like some kind of kyriaki chicken or something?

>>24610799
Or I already have it, shitlord supreme.
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>>24610805
Eh, haven't seen a single post from you that was shit.
Plus your name's cool, I like cooking.
Which reminds me I should really get some stuff out of the freezer of I want good meat today.
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>>24610809
m-m-maybe. :C

Are you from a state no one else lives in? Nice titties btw. They definitely top mine.
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>>24610809
Oh, so he's just not wanting to talk to you on skype? God how little must he think of you that all your interactions need to be in threads where everyone can see, no room for personal conversations
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>>24610809
If you have it take it there. Its obviously our little community doesn't particularly like this kind of stuff. You can send him insecure nudes all you like.
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>>24610834
I think he's probably capable of talking to her in the thread AND on Skype. He's pretty talented.
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>>24610829
Hey, we have a nice mall. :///

>>24610834
How about I guard him from hoes online and talk with him on Skype aT THE SAME DAMNED TIME? 8)))
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>>24610840
No, I already said I'm puppy guarding this qt.
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>>24610828
Ironically it just came from me posting pictures of meals I made for my ex and I always started it with this is cooking anon. I don't think it's cool, but it stuck.
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>>24610846
>>24610844
Except I guarantee he's talking to other girls on skype as well. Get keked
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>>24610857
>lying to everyone saying you had an ex
HAH. HAH. HAH.
Nice joke, tripnigger.

>>24610866
Except I'm the cutest. <3
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>>24610778
>considering you cannot filter me
I don't have to. The people I'm talking about do it themselves by filtering me. You're an exception, because I've told you my intentions regarding my trip. As a result, you will now refuse to filter me in an attempt to get on my nerves. You won't, sorry. You can take your sad trolling attempt to /b/ instead. Cheers lad.

>>24610799
>>24610834
We do indeed talk on Skype already. Even right now.

>>24610866
I do mostly talk to girls. Everything is platonic, though.
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>>24610866
It's okay, I don't mind sharing him with a qt like Doj's Biggest Fan.
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ayy i herd my boy Doj was here
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>>24610877
>telling tripfags that having a trip is a fucking retarded grab for attention is trolling
Top laugh m8. You and your bitch refusing to stop shitting up these threads and just chatting on skype is trolling
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>>24610876
>Being this new
Lurk more
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>>24610891
I like this development. I-I'm okay with getting kinky if Doj condones it...
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>>24610903
I've been lurking on and off for years and I hardly know shit about you. You must be really unimportant. : )
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>>24610901
Nope. We're using trips. You can filter us and carry on with your desired content instead. But you won't. You're either a masochist, or a child who desires conflict, effectively making you a troll.

>>24610904
I will allow it.
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>>24610903
I post on /r9k/ every day and haven't seen you post either. If you were important you'd probably have some fangirls like Doj does.
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>>24610921
>multiple people ask you to stop shitting up a thread and just chat on skype
>NO LOL, JUST IGNORE US
And somehow I'm the troll.
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>24610921
I like your banter.
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>>24610914
>>24610925
That's because I only.post in these threads. Just goes to show you don't belong here :^)
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>>24610903
>arguing with my boy Doj on a misplaced thread
>expecting decent people on this thread
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This fake tripjerk drama is getting old.
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>>24610925
Look at this chucklefuck calling people new for not knowing some irrelevant tripfaglord. It's so laughable.

>you don't know that I have an ex?
>ha, fucking new, ain'tcha kid?
>heh, maybe you'll be as good as me one day

>has no fangirls
>is probably ugly
>walking talking smhfucker in this thread

What a fucking joke HAHAHAHAHA
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>>24610933
I don't see how this is harming the thread.

Everyone's yandere for Doj-sama. It's just a fact.
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>>24610943
Sorry I don't hang out in trash, like? lol???
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>>24610960
Then what are you doing right now?
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>>24610975
I already said, I'm chilling with bae right now. : ) I'll fight a nigga over him.
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>>24610949
At least CA tries to be pleasant to be around. I've only ever seen him shitpost once and that's when people where shit talking his gf at the time.
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>24610984
Dont call me nigga that's rude.
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>>24610984
What is it about our general that attracts so many of you people?
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>>24610995
Except he's not. You can be pleasant, but if you never throw anything useful or conversation worthy in the thread then what's the point.

>>24600863
At least this trip doesn't shit up the thread.
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>>24611003
Well, Doj posted here, so obviously his fangirls are gonna wanna be here with him <3 u bby
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>>24610995
They were shit talking someone who doesn't even exist desu senpai

>>24611003
Because you're scum?? Why do you even hold your filthy general here? Go hang out on /b/ or something. I'm sure a lot of those people will love you.

>>24611022
this
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>>24611003
Because the majority of the site watched Future Diary and expects a Yuno.

It managed to only collect trans, attention whores, and people who use it a quirk.

How am I supposed to take this seriously after seeing that?
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>>24611014
I'd say he's pleasant. He plays games with me and he helps out with some advice from time to time.
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>>24611053
>taking life seriously
Haha, what a loser.
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>>24611022
>>24611029
Hey, you two, can you stop writing like teenage girls? It's a bit ugly.
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>>24611083
Only if Doj requests it. Sorry. ;______;
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>>24611069
Do not bully the regular posters. Stick to the manchildren, if you really have to, sweetie.

>>24611083
What if they are teenage girls?
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>>24611083
I'm 20, thx. Also, I'm sure you find girls unattractive. Faggot.
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>>24611110
Oh, of course <3
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>>24611022
He posts in other threads go there.

>>24611029
Explain

>>24611049
I can agree to that. I've met nice people here and I assume others have too. So the whole thing isn't a complete bust.

>>24611069
I mean I'm fairly blase towards a lot of life. I handle everything I need to and then I just fill the rest with what I find fun.
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>>24611147
Who says I'm not posting there too?
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>>24611110
They sure sound like it.
Eh, whatever.

>>24611113
Wow, did something in this post awake some deep trauma or something? I'm fine with girls, though I like them better when they don't write like you do or sound like idiots, which actually isn't that hard to find, so I guess I'm fine.
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>>24611180
Even if they sound like it, it doesn't matter. They're great company, something I haven't experienced from any males on this board. I've honestly had more sophisticated conversations with a 13 year old girl than every 20+ year old guy from here. It's quite saddening.
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>>24611180
t h e n w hy are you on /r9k/?

>>24611209
I find it funny they think I talk like this all the time.
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>there are people who don't think that the trips are fake
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>>24611229
All these trips are individual people. I personally only know who two of them are.
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>>24611209
To each their own taste.
I'm not into males either though.
>>24611226
I often go to /r9k/ to look at what the new threads are, out of curiosity, without posting.
One time /yg/ was here, and the rest is history.
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>>24611229
https://gyazo.com/c630abfd3ad404f41a17f52debe7de19

Hey, retardfucker
I made this earlier
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>Implying that's hard to do.
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>>24611226
I'm not the same person as the other chick.
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>>24611287
Holy shit, I'll make another one right now
>>24611164
>>24611245
idiot
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>>24611298
https://gyazo.com/24aa399576e8bc51ab10c990bfb8fbad
I just did this
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>>24611298
>implying its any more impressive that you can fake it again.
>He thinks he's clever for abusing 4chans simple ip and session cache
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>>24611298
Don't be mean. You could do a voice recording to prove it too.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WhLgsevIUi
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>>24611294

>7/29

almost made it
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>>24611294
Oi I'm laffin
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>>24611324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nomH6KVHUG

>>24611325
That took effort... :/
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>>24611329
Oh god I actually wrote the month wrong somehow. I'll redo it. It is 6 AM.

>>24611344
Yeah, idk why the fuck I wrote 7 instead of 11.
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>>24611361
Not yourself out kiddo
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Someone made a profile for their dad.
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>>24611386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nomH6KVHUG
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>>24611420
Real creative there mister
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>>24611420
damn that's pretty good

some guy say this otherwise I will side with the girls ;)
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>>24611420
>I'm gonna sit here as long as I want
Do you want to though? I just assumed you couldn't move because of how much lard is in that ass
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>>24611435
I really don't know how to help you any further. You're just kind of dumb, I guess. :///

>>24611437
Is that English you were typing or
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>>24611458
>Using emoticons
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>>24611455
o-oh no you called me fat
how will I ever recover

>>24611467
>using cock hat animu reaction images
>being an actual literal cock hat irl
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>>24611480
How can a hat type?
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>>24611455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UHMdF1wQU6
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>>24611494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ofO0t2Q7RO
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>>24611489
You got little cockle fingers. : )
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>>24611480
Reaction image>emoticons
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>>24611514
holy shit this scared me desu

>>24611494
Guys this is getting too crazy
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>>24611526
A cockle is a type of shell.
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>>24611514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZHbtRHj8Sp
I can't take the pain any more

>>24611546
f a g g o t
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>>24611494
Those sausage link fingers beg to differ
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>>24611572
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZcWE08Hb5S
:'(
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>>24611557
Yeah good job there bill
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>>24611557
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZHbtRHj8Sp
this gave me an asthma attack
good job on the murder attempt so you could keep Doj all to yourself :-(
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>>24611597
pfft I get called fat almost every thread. Maybe just try not to let it get to you so much.
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>>24611599
You forgot the spaces in there are like sprinkles. The insult is holographic pretty much now.

>>24611602
I'm sorry you had an asthma attack. :"( omg
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>>24611617
Holograms have nothing to do with this.
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>>24611597
It's not your fault. They should make the handles on forks sharp so you'll fucking drop it once in a while
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>>24611613
Buddy, trolling is not cool, okay?
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>>24611613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TetuMRJ6ZS

>>24611652
:///
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>>24611658
It's honest advice man. If you're putting yourself out there might as well be able to deal.
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>>24611661
Oh? So Doj isn't as important? Shame. I thought you were his biggest fan.
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>>24611675
She is. She's 6 and a half feet tall. She's definitely his biggest fan.
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>>24611661>>24611675
You need to keep in mind, she has much bigger feelings than we do because she's one hell of a big girl.
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>>24611675
Wow, you trolled me gud. Found an incongruency that is absolutely haunting.
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>>24611699
I'm not the one acting like a triggered tumblrina in xer's safe space.
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>>24611718
lol kil urself u dumb fat stupid faggot go tip ur fedora to my little pony or something
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>>24611725
Refer to this chart
>>24611599
>>
>Refresh around 30 times over an hour
>She didn't reply
>See she's online, where she wasn't before.
>She replied an hour ago, and it somehow didn't show up
>Reply
>She's not online anymore.
Fuck, I'm getting too invested in this, I should go make lunch.

Also what's up with the trips in the thread?
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>>24611735
ur life is a mistake cos "u r a dumb fat stupid faggot mlp fedoraposter" -me
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>>24611744
Doj being Doj and femanons attention whoring.
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>>24611744
>Also what's up with the trips in the thread?
One trip is literally so desperate for attention that he's made numerous other trips, all sucking up to his original trip. He considers going on vocaroo and posting different shitty girl voices proof that they aren't all the same person
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>>24611696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TWpMrsy63y

>>24611718
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OB9x6MPqcX
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>>24611759
I live with myself because my internal organs aren't being crushed with excess amounts of fatty tissue. I don't know how you do it
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>>24611749
Okay thanks text lingo anon
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>>24611759
Good to know that doj has tumblr following him. That explains a lot.
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>>24611770
She isn't even anywhere near fat, mate.
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>>24611789
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RxnPwCYi8R
>imblying I'm serious
>imblying being social justice friendly is a negative
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>>24611796
That isn't her vag you've been seeing, it's just a sweaty fat fold
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>>24611806
>>imblying being social justice friendly is a negative
It is, because people who support social justice are intolerable, and in your case intolerable fatties.
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>>24611810
I haven't seen her vagina.

>>24611820
Tolerating is not supporting.
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>>24611806
When have I called you fat? Just seems like you wanted to say it for attention to me.
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>That feel when the girl I like on yandere.org is gay
>That feel when I will never have a cute spider waifu
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>>24611834
Because you're all just disgusting manginas one and the same. : )
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>>24611834
It's not nice to call people fat just because you're jealous, anon.
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>>24611830
I know you haven't you illiterate fuck, I just told you it was a sweaty fat fold
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>>24611851

>>24611856
Cite my post where I called her fat,
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>>24611860
Holy shit, what makes you think it's okay to talk to Doj like that? Fuck off.
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>>24611878
How am I supposed to address illiterate slobbering retards with harems of fat fucks?
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>>24611877
Do you think this is Wikipedia?
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>>24611890
Nah it's 4chan
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>>24611860
But how would I have seen the "sweaty fat fold" if I haven't seen her "vagina"? Your post makes no sense.

>>24611877
Please stop calling my kittens fat, Cooking Anon.

>>24611878
There there, pumpkin. Don't worry your head over me <3
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>>24611860
Excuse you, he's more literate than you'll ever be. hahahahaha

>>24611877
uh this one
>>24611789
and
>>24611718
and most importantly you called this one fat
>>24611675
and here because you didn't defend me and silence is pretty much agreeing
>>24611613
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>>24611886
You can say what you want about me, but Doj is too precious for this sort of language. Control yourself.

>>24611901
Glad we've established that.

>>24611903
o-oh ok
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>>24611903
Because even if you were under the impression that it was her vagina, it still wouldn't be, so factually you wouldn't have seen it. Jesus christ I get you're a fucking moron, but seriously try to keep up retard
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>>24611914
what is punctuation
what is living
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>>24611907
>>24611912
He can't even understand a simple fucking fact. Like holy shit, how fucking stupid is this faggot? Was he ditching school to go suck off some people for money to blow on snacks to support you two fat fucks? I can just see the cum slobbering off his double chin as he stuffs twinkies past your fat fucking lips
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>>24611935
Agreed. Fuck Cooking Anon.
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>>24611914
That would be knowledge I couldn't be aware of, and neither could you, meaning your post was a baseless statement, hence it causes confusion.

>>24611935
Please don't project your BBW fetish onto us.
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>>24611935
I just can't believe how angry you are.
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>>24611954
I was actually referring to Doj, I thought that was obvious since I was talking about a cum slobbering retard
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>>24611968
>see it's funny because i pretended to not get the joke
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>>24611957
Reading comprehension will take you a long way retard
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>>24611981
It's like that neglected child that insults you over mic in callodoody
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Welp I think its time for kamen rider have fun with your posse Doj. Please reconsider your choice of thread in the future. There's no reason to be here.
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>>24611981
It has nothing to do with level of literacy. I understood what you said perfectly fine. I simply gave you a chance to explain why your comment would in any way hold a core of truth to it (which it doesn't, since it's a baseless statement in the fashion of a flame).
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>>24611968
Oh, sorry, but fortunately most of what you said is really close to what would be said to cooking anon too, so there's no problem here.
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>>24612012
>look at me I like kamen rider
no one cares fat fuck
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>>24611645
>>24611718
>>24611599
>>24611572
>>24611968
>>24611981
>>24611860
>>24611770
>>24611287
>>24611229
>>24611435


Jeez I could see why the Yanderes are frowned upon on here and /d/.

Tripfag shows up, you guys become the textbook example of retardation.
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>>24612012
As long as idiots like you keep feeding him he'll always have a reason to be here. You have nobody to blame but yourself for him staying here.

>>24611849
Has anyone else on yandere.org caught your attention?
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>>24612012
Isn't that just power rangers? You watch power rangers? Seriously?
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>>24612062
I watch kamen rider with my boss and my roommates. It's some good shit.
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>>24612056
The only person I like on there, and this is on a platonic level, is probably the shadiest person I've ever talked to.

It's odd too because it's enjoyable talking to it, but the amount of information withheld is shocking. Like I just want to be your friend nignog.
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>>24612079
Is that like a "male bonding" thing?
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>>24612079
You have a sick mind
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>>24597348
>Do you know how many people messages me? I just checked earlier. 147 guys! 147 guys have messaged me and you know what? I've been messaging EACH AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BACK. But I'm only one girl that had hardly any time on the Internet. How would you feel if you were forced to message hundreds of faggots for hours just so people don't say anything bad about you so the one guy you like doesn't think that you're just some whore.

so, it's hard enough to get dates on tinder, you expect me to go to an even more obscure website with even less girls filled with desperate faggots
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>>24612090
>>24612099
Nah me and my boss watch t on the screen when there's down time and my roommates wanted to watch sentai and toku after playing the wonderful 101
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>>24612079
>No guys I totally have a job and a social life. I just post on /r9k/ even though I have "no reason to be here"
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Who >tfw no yandere gf
here?
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>>24612137
No it's just Cooking Anon being hilariously butt frustrated over Doj. Go get some popcorn, this is better than sex.
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>>24612087
I know how that is, being on both ends. They've probably gone through too many bad experiences so now they know better than to trust people. Ask yourself if you can be their friend without them giving you personal information. If so, great. If not, see if you can adjust your outlook so that you'll be okay with being their friend, but not knowing where they live, not knowing their phone number, etc. If you feel like you have to know a lot of personal things about them, I don't think it'll be possible for you to be friends with them in the long run.
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>>24612151
I'm not even allowed to know their name son.
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>>24612012
>kamen rider
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>>24612148
Doj? Isn't he that sameposting guy who takes off his trip and pretends to be anon to fuck with people?
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>>24612168
And that's fine. I don't give out my name either until I've known someone for months, and that's over normal websites. You also have to remember that, from their point of view, they'd be giving out that info to a stranger from 4chan. Specifically a thread for stalkers and doxers, where doxing is even encouraged in the OP. They have even more valid reasons than usual not to give you their name right away.
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>>24612183
If you read above, he had at least two femanon orbiters posting with him itt who posted proof, so idk
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>>24612137
>Talking to a girl on yandere.
>Her profile makes it sound like we'd make a perfect match and we both want pretty much the same thing out of a relationship, based on codependency.
>Know I'll fuck it up.
>Just make small talk.
>At one point don't even notice she answered back and only answer an hour later, apologizing about being late for answering, which I maybe shouldn't have done, I dunno.
>She still didn't answer, and isn't even online.

I should go check if the water's ready for my pasta, I'm worrying too much about stupid shit.
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>>24612183
No he just has other people fuck with people, and random people post using his trip. Nobody knows who he really is. If he exists. It's like some kind of next-level meme.
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>>24612148
Cooking Anon? Isn't he that guy who keeps trying to validate his existence on /yg/?
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>>24612203
Is that his so called "other reasons for having a trip"? He just wants to be a meme?
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>>24612198
If it's any consolation she might be a catfish. There's a huge number of them on this new site compared to OD.
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>>24612214
He was always a meme, anon.
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>>24612212
He left at one point ad people asked him to come back. I remember spooky and another trip saying he should post again.
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>>24612214
No. Refer to >>24610124 for an easy to understand explanation.
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>>24612203
>>24612214
>>24612226
Maybe at one point he did exist but he has transcended to a higher plane. I wonder what it's like up there with wojak and pepe
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>>24612221
Can you list the known catfish so I can avoid?
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>>24612228
Why would want a hug box on 4chan? Seems stupid, There are better forums for that kind of stuff.
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>>24612228
It's like the end of evangelion, everyone gets hugged and turns into tang, except everyone just turns into a hugbox and there is no tang.
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>>24612227
They must have bene really desperate.
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>>24612056
>Has anyone else on yandere.org caught your attention

None as much as her. Can you turn a lesbian straight?
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>>24612284
>None as much as her. Can you turn a lesbian straight?
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/m/-fag here Kamen rider has a yandere in it. Dude literally tries to sacrifice his best fried because he might sway his love interest by killing the earth.
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>>24612284
It's actually easier than you'd think
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>>24612309
Hi Cooking Anon!
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>>24612244
I don't think a single catfish is public knowledge. From what I've seen, the vast majority of people here have such shitty social skills or lack of experience around catfish that they can't spot them at all, and some even insist that it's impossible to spot catfish based on the personal info they give out about themselves. What I do know is that I'd be stepping on a lot of toes if I named any.
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>>24612191
Femanons are the worst.
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>>24612334
>stepping on a lot of toes if i named any

So if I do message one of these and you knew of this and could've told me beforehand, you're a dick.
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>>24612359
No one here is your guardian.
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>>24612359
I'm a dick if you message a catfish and I didn't warn you. I'm a dick if I mention "from my years of experience dealing with them, this seems like an extremely obvious catfish to me." I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't. Can you think of anything that could act as a tie breaker?
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>>24612304
What's wrong?

>>24612310
How then?
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this thread is a war zone
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It still can be saved!
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>>24614413

>tfw no yandere virtual program
>>
Look at the state of this fucking thread.

Whores and tripcodes should be banned.
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Any yandere girls really hot like my animu? Im relatively successful for my age, just trying to graduate out of college with a nice obsessive soulmate. No fattiea or uggos.
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>>24614803
Just try your luck on the website I guess.
Asking here will probably have /r9k/ insult you because you said you were successful.
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>>24614772
>Look at the state of this fucking thread.
>You actually want me to unblock tripfags and stop using recursive filtering just to look at whatever drama they've stirred up
Now why would I go and do a thing like that?

>Post yanderes
>Which one's your favorite?
>Do you filter out shitposting?
>If not, why not?
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>>24615151
I don't filter stuff because it's like putting my fingers in my ears and yelling "waaah i cant hear you". the problem still exists and it's shaping the thread even if i personally have it filtered.
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Goodnight anons, don't let the thread die while i'm asleep
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>internet waifu hasn't talked to me in 16 hours
everything is going to be okay
>>
i saw you you were online you saw my message i know you did
>>
>QT3.14 tsundere ex gf from a ways back who I'm in love with says she wants to have sex with me
>Excited just to see her
>She is nervous and shaking like when we met on our first date
>Go have fun Sushi and Coffee date
>Wants to see a punk show with her boyfriend (mind his pronouns)
>She also is genderfluid (mind her pronouns)
>She's not the same tsundere
>Want it to go back to the way it was
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>>24615470
This is the saddest thing I've read today.
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I want that yanDerriere, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
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>>24608783
i converted the filename to binary. i made a typo and said file because i'm a person who had sleep paralysis about creepy shadow hands all over my wall and weird bodily sensations, lucid dreams about wandering through a building of nothing but stairways and hallways trying to will my dream into something sexual until i finally came, and general craziness so i make mistakes like that. i promise it's related. anyway i did convert it and i was wondering who else did.
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>>24601413

He IS your property, though. Tell him his individualism is a spook
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>>24615760
That's a lot of non-related content, but thanks for sharing I guess? I thought using "yg" in binary would be a sort of cute easter egg for bored people.
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>>24616291
it's not unrelated, you just haven't figured out where it fits together yet.
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this asuka doesn't look like a guy. several people told me it does. she has a flat chest, but that's all.
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>>24617379
That's 100% a tranny mate
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>>24617543
she doesn't even have an adam's apple. she's anorexic, and i think that's why she has a flat chest. definitely not a tranny though.
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>>24617594
Look at her mouth and forehead
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>>24617594
My god you are retarded, the jaw line is that of a male. That's a man you retard.

Why is this general filled with the stupidest people, first you feed an attention whore shitposter and now you can't even tell what trannies are.
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>>24617723
prove it's a tranny. no adam's apple, anorexic, everywhere i've looked has said she's a girl. i'm "retarded" though, sure. i haven't been feeding an attention whore shitposter either.

feel free to not post here if you don't like the thread, buddy.
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>shmegeh is her social media name but her real name is michelle alessandra

hmmm

brb seeing a neurologist because obviously i have brain damage
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>>24617872
Well yeah, of course everywhere you look will call it a girl.
As long as it wants to be one, it is a girl.
It just wasn't always one, as can be deduced by simply looking at it.
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>>24617938
she's anorexic, she drinks and smokes. she's practically skeletal which fucks up her typical feminine proportions. not to mention her real, birth name is michelle hint: not a typical name for a guy alessandra. does this look like a biological male to you?
>>
if i haven't convinced you yet, here's a corny slideshow of her descent into madness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMeVVx0UnYo
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>>24617872
You are retarded, how is this yandere at all. You are just shitposting more and derailing a thread to try to justify that you don't like men.
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>>24618004
It really,does.
The sun hiding her jaw helps a bit in making her look more feminine I guess, but she overrall really looks like a man.
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>>24618140
half the posts in these threads are just people blogging about their "obsessions" and unrelated things anyway. don't argue a stupid and provably false point while calling me "retarded" if you don't want the thread derailed, my man.
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>>24618190
>It's false becasue I said so even though everyone else said that it is a man.

Yeah okay bud, go back to your faggot threads and keeping calling men assholes "boipussy" and their dicks "boyclits". You are a faggot and you got your answer, don't assault us with your autism trying to prove to a bunch of strangers on the internet that you aren't gay.
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>>24618255
>arguing a position that has already been defeated

now who's the shitposter again?

why don't you just go back to telling cooking anon to kill himself
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>>24618284
It hasn't been defeated, you are just lying to yourself. You don't know the guys birth name, you think you do you never saw his birth certificate and you think no one ever lies on the internet. It's not my problem you faggot.

And then you just keep saying "T-Theres no tits because she drinks and smokes!" You realize, smoking and drinking doesn't make your tits disappear right or make you look more masculine.
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>>24618331
>taking things out of context and setting up a strawman

here's some more text so you have something to reply to
>>
What the fuck happened to this thread?
I just want to talk of yandere but there's just so much cringe here
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>imagining having a stalker yandere
>improving myself just so that she can become happy

is this the way to go in life for me?
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>>24618597
We're on the cringe board.
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>>24618597
All the >tfw no gf autists came here after they felt like their board was taken over by normies.

So this is the end result, they shitpost their >tfw no gf feels here when they are just acting like thirsty desperate little shits who take any bait.
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>>24618941
None of these shitposters could deal with a yandere gf
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>>24619722
I am the yandere
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>>24618631
We're the PARTY board! :^)
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