post-virginity AMA

>>24074437
You're a normie.
You can do what you've always wanted to do and stop coming to /r9k/ forever.
This is release from our special hell.

>>24074437
how old are you, how did you meet this girl, did she know you were a virgin before hand, if so how did she react. also, prior to this girl, what's the furthest you had ever gone with a girl and at what age did it happen

>>24074491

Yeah I suppose I am. I still feel like I'm an alien walking among humans though. Sex doesn't magically solve all your problems though. I know that's like telling a starving person that food is just okay, but the point is that if you feel like a robot now you'll probably feel like one still even if you get sex.

>>24074437
How do you enjoy sex?

I'm having trouble enjoying it with a girl and it's hard to cum doggy style.

>>24074684
the age question is important
what is your definition of "a little older"?

>>24074684

>how old are you

25

>how did you meet this girl

tinder

>did she know you were a virgin before hand

yes, I told her after a couple dates

>if so how did she react

she was fine with it. a little surprised, but eager to help me out

>what's the furthest you had ever gone with a girl and at what age did it happen

making out, sucked on tits, fingered one girl, got my dick jerked around but didn't cum. all by 21.

>>24074437
girl with a penis or girl with a vagina?

>>24074836
>making out, sucked on tits, fingered one girl, got my dick jerked around but didn't cum. all by 21.

not impressive at all then you were just a late bloomer normie. try being a 21 year old kissless virgin and then come talk to me

fuck you for getting our hopes up

>>24074777

yeah it was nice. Was able to make her cum after a few rounds which was cool. We're both eager to please so that makes it fun

>>24074836
>making out
>sucked tits
>fingering
>handjob
>all by 21

>I'm a KV at 20
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>24074885
youve got a year dude get to it

>>24074885
>>24074903
also some additional advice... i was extremely anxious about kissing a girl for the first time, i was terrified i was going to be bad at it. i ended up finding another straight guy on craigslist who was down to practice kissing together. it's really helped a lot to placate any fears i have about kissing a girl for the first time if/when it eventually happens

>>24074926
>straight
>pffffffffffffft

>>24074926
I'd rather be a shit kisser my first time tbqh. I'm not a fag at all.

>>24074926
You should find a straight guy you can practice sex with so that you can be sure about condom usage, anilingus, and not-cumming right away.

>>24074871
>>24074885

I'll elaborate that I was rip roaring drunk in these (very few) instances and was unable to initiate sober sexual interaction.

>>24074437
share pic of yourself

>>24074969
yeah ive been drunk as fuck around girls they still dont want me because im an ugly robot. we get it, you are a fucking chad, now leave us alone

>>24074940
>>24074947
>>24074956
laugh all you want but at least i wont embarrass myself the first time i kiss a girl. girls absolutely hate inexperienced men so if you are a bad kisser they are going to immediately dismiss you. kissing is only sexual if you make it sexual. there's nothing inherently gay about two straight guys practicing kissing on each other.

>>24075077
It's pretty gay. Nothing wrong with that though, m80. If she has a problem with my inexperience, she's a bitch and I don't want to go out with her tbqh.

>>24075077
Yes I agree with you. Girls also don't like getting fucked by guys that are unskilled, which is why you should practice with a fellow straight man. Putting your cock in a man's ass is only sexual if you make it sexual. You can imagine it as more of a practice type thing, or if you want even a medical experiment. Just imagine you're checking his prostate.

>>24074836
>>24074969

probably normie

do >>24074996

or gtfo REEEEEEEEEEE

>>24075077
>laugh all you want but at least i wont embarrass myself the first time
Wouldn't care and neither should a women.
>girls absolutely hate inexperienced men
Not my problem
>if you are a bad kisser they are going to immediately dismiss you.
Their loss feels good to not go with society rules.

>>24075118
obviously the act itself is a gay one but you can perform a gay act without being gay
>>24075127
i have a fleshlight for that. but even if i did practice with another straight dude that wouldn't make me gay either. i just wouldn't enjoy it, the same way i don't enjoy kissing the guy. i do it because i have to if i want a shot at getting a gf for myself

>>24075154
>>24075127
>>24075118
>>24074956
>>24074947
>>24074940

guess what fags, u are virgins and op is not.

>but op your still gay for kising a dude tho

>>24074836
>Finding a girl on Tinder who actually expects to go on real dates and not get booty blasted by Chad after Netflix n chill.

Forget your virginity, anon, this is what really demands explanation here.

>>24075162
A fleshlight is one thing, but it's different when it's a real warm moving human being. You'll find out with your straight friend. Or at least talk him into giving you a blowie so that you don't cum straight away when a girl does for the first time, or at the very least a hand job. Otherwise you'll really embarrass yourself with a girl.

>>24075216
The guy who practices kissing with another straight guy isn't OP.

>>24075216
I'm not a virgin and I didn't have to kiss a guy to lose it desu.That guy is a faggot.

>>24075216
I am is their a problem? a little angry are we?

>>24075282
>>24075216

He identifies as straight and that makes him straight you heterophobic shitlord.

>>24075303
lol wtf

>identify as turtle
look at that im a tutrle

>identify as rich
holy shit where'd this money come from

>indentify as president
aaaaaaaand im black

>>24075257
you really want me to be gay for some reason, i'm guessing you're just mad that im going to be good at kissing when i finally kiss a girl and you are going to remain kissless partly because of the anxiety you feel about never having done it before

>>24075142
why won u DO IT op

>>24075342
You're gay don't deny it

>>24075319
More like
>identify as gay
holy shit I want to suck dicks

>identify as straight
I can kiss fellow straight guys as practice and it isn't necessarily gay because I get no enjoyment out of it.

>>24075397
kek sorry man im as straight as they come.

>>24075465
Sure champ go kiss guys and not be a faggot? nope lol

>>24075457
glad to see there's at least a little bit of sanity on this god foresaken hellhole of a board

>>24075482
gladly. you should scurry on along and get back to never kissing anyone at all

>>24075527
You're gay just go fuck faggot chad

>>24074777
i think you need to try switching to guys

>>24075556
it's adorable how bitter you are

>>24075682
You're gay just admit it nothing wrong with that

>>24075734
Only a homo would be so obsessed with labels.

>>24075734
sorry man i'm me and that's all i can be. i'm straight no matter how badly it pains you. and considering your fixation on this subject it sounds like you might need to do some reflection on your own sexuality.

>>24075756
>Only a homo would be so obsessed with labels.
Na
>>24075774
Nope sorry champ but you're gay just go fuck chad brah.

>>24075804
you sound like a self-hating gay tbqh famalam

>>24075820
Not gay but alright then

>>24075848
dude you're gay just go fuck chad man. nothing wrong with it man it's 2015 stop giving yourself grief for being the way you are

>>24075915
Not gay champ make anymore claims and i'm gonna have ask you to back them up.

>>24075936
you're awfully defensive about being called gay for someone who claims he isn't a repressed homosexual

>>24075993
I'm not mad at all guy why are you upset yourself?

>>24075077
I kissed a girl for the first time a couple of months and didn't have any trouble. It didn't feel awkward for me either.. Didn't have to practice with anyone either. You sure you not gay?

>>24076062
He is just in denial.

what do you do with your hands?

>>24076062
positive buddy

>>24076001
it's not that you seem mad, you seem scared. but if you say you're fine i believe you

>>24076130
Sure i believe you pfft hahahahahaha

>>24076147
Scared? na i'm good

>>24076159
you don't have to believe me, bud. i know what i am. you sit there and judge all you want. it's not like you have anything better to do.

>>24076199
>judge
Not judging but alright then