where are my korean robots at? >tfw everyone expects you

>>24073994
yea I gotta play with one all the time but he buys me skins sometimes plus it's more fun playing with friends

>>24074099
>yea I gotta play with one all the time
why do you have to
isn't he your friend

>>24073994

>everyone expects you to have a small dick
>you're average

>>24073994
My wife is Korean.

>tfw she says we can't go to Korea to visit her family because I'm too fat and they'll make fun of me

>not the ugliest flag ever

>>24074451
>because I'm too fat and they'll make fun of me
damn
that must hurt

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>tfw want to play korean video game
>you can't register an account from outside of korea

why even live

>>24073994
>tfw parents expect you to be good in school
>tfw parents expect you to get a girlfriends
>you fail all your midterms and have no social skills. I'm probably going to end it all soon desu

>>24074639
This
How does a baka gaijin even get around to being able to play a korean game?
I think they have phone verification for every online game ever, and phones are tied to your SSN so you can't fake it really.
God this sucks.
>tfw no korean friend to help you out

only half korean, dad is korean

>tfw dad told me "it's okay if you go to art school"
>tfw he assumes I'm going to become a hobo or NEET

>>24074953
>tfw my dad doesn't even talk to me and hasn't for the last 7 years

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where is my korean gf ;_;

Pfft fucking koreans.

Any Koreans who moved to the States years ago?

>>24073994
Back in 2009 one of my camp guys was Korean, had a hole in his throat. Cool dude.

many girls here enjoy kpop

I am korean. There is nothing worse than korean. The world would be better without them, and all revenge is justified.

korean man very handsome

>>24076146
>There is nothing worse than korean
nah there's much worse
granted you don't have it easy but i think koreans are great

how do you guys feel about a Japanese running the place? this is like a nazi running a synagogue to you people, right?

>>24074925
yeah pretty much
is there a goodhearted koreabot here that would be willing to make me a dnf account?
i wanna play that badly

>>24073994
wtf? The minute I get on I see this thread.

checking in. 22m/LA

>>24076325
Nobody is nearly as touchy as the jews so you better drop that as an analogy, unless you're talking about blacks.

>>24076400
jump off a bridge you dumb blogger

>>24073994
you need to work harder senpai

all koreans have innate abilities to be good at video games

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>>24076447
>jump off a bridge you dumb blogger
how did I blog?

>>24073994
Have you guys noticed all koreans have this anger within them? I used to have it also and it took me years to mellow out.

>>24076522
You mean han, and hwabyung.

Just let go nigga

>>24076539
don't call me a nigger you piece of shit

>>24076539
yeah basically

Can't type in hangul on this board?? wtf

>tfw taking college entry exams again
>tfw never will go to SKY university
>tfw Wangdda
>tfw no white english teacher girlfriend

Gonna go jump into han river now, bye robots

>>24076576
>>24076447
Baiters

>>24076600
>tfw wangin

>>24076600
pls make me a dnf account before you go, robot

>ITT: niggers and chinks pretending to be Korean

>>24076763
I am korean. why would people pretend? It's not like being a chad...

>>24076810
Because I don't see hangul

>>24076856
doesn't let you type hangul on here

>>24073994
I'm 1/4th Korean
do I count?

>>24076889
only if you're dad beat you for getting an A- in engrish

>>24076856
All gook characters are banned off r9k u baka

guys I'm basically a korean-american even though I have a korean citizenship but I've lived in America since I was 2. How are they viewed in Korea because I have mandatory military service coming up soon

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how do you guys feel about your national hero

>>24077013
hopefully you'll be taller than your eastern brethren due to dat western diet

>>24077070

got the high score even though he was the only korean

excluding breivik

makes me think white people are bad at shooting guns

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>on r9k omegle
>my cam on, paired with blackbox
>keeps a surprisingly good conversation going (despite being blackbox)
>ask why he's blackbox
>turns on cam
>cute grill from korea, even wearing a seoul crewneck

She d/c'd randomly. Damn she was cute ;_;

>>24076419
every korean I've met has been extremely butthurt at japanese people and people who like japanese people. no exceptions. they get their koreaboos to beat on weeaboos too

>>24077165
you must be either 50 years old or you've met one korean

>>24077013
Do you speak weird 'americanized' korean? (examples: using english style grammar in your korean, forgetting which number system to use in which situation, etc)? if so you might be seen as an outsider.

Do you act more american than korean? there were two korean americans in my exchange program who were extremely american..like, they had just went back to korea to discover their culture basically; they spoke weird korean, and were often not invited to outings organized by koreans because they kind of saw them as a burden.

One of them always complained to me that he didn't feel like he fit in with korean people.

>>24077179
i've met my share of korean girls and a few guys

>>24077185
My Korean speaking/writing skills is decent at least for casual conversations. I would probably fuck up a lot of the cultural nuance stuff though so damn I guess I'll be treated as an outsider

>>24077201
hmm no idea then

>>24077081
I'm 5'11 unfortunately

>>24077351
pretty sure that's taller than average in corea, brosef.

>>24075141
Bro Korean girls don't even look like that naturally. They're obsessed with plastic surgery in South Korea

>>24077387

ty you right friend

>>24077165
Of all the koreans I've met, only two were like that and they acted like niggers anyway so what can you expect.

A couple years ago I've met this Korean girl online. She said she was about to go to university. We used to talk all night. We even exchanged pictures. But she went to school and we stopped talking

>>24076522
I had noticed that, it's true for asian males in general

>>24077422
I work in a field with many Korean women and they are the most attractive women ive ever been around. they all look 10 years younger than they are and are thin.

Dated a Korean girl once, she was crazy.

I've noticed Korean guys have a real thirst for White women though, and they'll often describe them in the same way weebs describe Asian women over here.

Having dated a Korean girl, I can sort of understand why they'd prefer White women.

>>24077591
what is that field, my man?

last desperate bump before i go to bed
if a fellow robot from korea can make me a dnf account you'd be my hero
disposable mail in namefield

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>>24073994
what are koreans boys apart from warm fuckvoids for the great white cock to fill up with its semen?

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>>24077165
While their house is full of Japanese vidya & electronics i'm sure.

Best martial artists ever put on the silver screen were all Korean.

>>24076600
>tfw white
>tfw I go to a SKY University (KU)
>tfw korean girlfriend
>tfw I can fuck off to gangnam or hongdae and pull random gooky pussy with ease
Sorry it's not working out for you

>>24078447
My friend has a Korean bitch. She's only dating him for a visa.