If you post in this thread you will get Fultoned tonight in your sleep.
>actually playing peace walker
nah senpai worst mgs desu. MGS V is basically an upscaled better version of it anyways.
>ywn serve the Militaires Sans Coitus under Venom Pepe
>ywn tjoin the newly formed Virgin Vipers after an attack by CHAD on Beta Base
>ywn get revenge on Chadface and start the beta uprising
>Suddenly you hear someone at your bedside
>It's Big Boss!
>"B-Boss?", you whisper
>He rummages for his wormhole device
>You can't wait to work for BB
>Right before he attaches it to you, he stops
>"Gimme a minute ", he says
>He takes out his analyzer
>he scans you
>All C rank, and your special ability is "Boaster"
>"There's no place for you in Outer Heaven"
>He quickly chokes you out
>You never see him again
>tfw no big boss to knock you out, carry you to a safe place, make love to you then fulton you to outer heaven
you know if I look like Big Boss in my old age maybe I wouldn't kill myself when I get to 40's
>tfw I would probably just get left behind for behind D and E rank in everything
Please for the love of god let it happen
My own country'country's military won't take me and it's all I ever wanted in life
I'll do anything big boss, please