If you post in this thread you will get Fultoned tonight

But you can't fulton in a building.

>>24073706
fuck my shit up

>>24073706
>>24073706
What does fultoned mean?

Or should I wait for it to happen so it's a surprise?

>>24073706
>wake up serving Beta Boss and fighting with Betas Sans Frontieres

>>24073756
>implying The Greatest Soldier in the World; Big Boss wouldn't be able to sneak you out of your room

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Take me senpai

Why ar we still here? Just to suffer?
>tfw actually ask myself this question

>>24073706
Eh, fuck it, go ahead, Snake.

You've kept me waiting

>>24074908

it's not the real boss though

>>24073756
>He didn't unlock the worm hole

>>24073756
A: Get the wormhole you moron
B: Play Peace Walker

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>>24074994

>actually playing peace walker

nah senpai worst mgs desu. MGS V is basically an upscaled better version of it anyways.

>>24074971
That's what The Greatest Soldier in the World; Big Bosswants you to believe. Another facet of his trickery and deceit

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>>24074879
>ywn serve the Militaires Sans Coitus under Venom Pepe
>ywn tjoin the newly formed Virgin Vipers after an attack by CHAD on Beta Base
>ywn get revenge on Chadface and start the beta uprising

>>24073706
hoy take me

>>24073706
I hope it will be nice c:

>>24075023
Not him, but I loved Peace Walker, and was incredibly disappointed in V. V is like Peace Walker 0.5

>>24073706
pls boss

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>>24073706
I'll serve you forever boss.

>>24073706
>3AM
>Sleeping tight
>Suddenly you hear someone at your bedside
>It's Big Boss!
>"B-Boss?", you whisper
>He grins
>He rummages for his wormhole device
>You can't wait to work for BB
>Right before he attaches it to you, he stops
>"Gimme a minute ", he says
>He takes out his analyzer
>ohfuck.jpg
>he scans you
>All C rank, and your special ability is "Boaster"
>He scorns
>"There's no place for you in Outer Heaven"
>He quickly chokes you out
>You never see him again

>>24073706
i dont want to be a part of medics faggot army

>>24073706
Thank you. Boss.

>>24076989
put me on the security team idgaf

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>>24073706
>tfw no big boss to knock you out, carry you to a safe place, make love to you then fulton you to outer heaven

>>24075023
>the only way Quiet ever makes an expression is when she's model-swapped with a dude

Goddamn they didn't even try to play her off as more than a walking pair of tits

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you know if I look like Big Boss in my old age maybe I wouldn't kill myself when I get to 40's

>>24073706
>tfw no Diamond Dog gf

>>24077134
If you do look like him, call me. ;)

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>>24073706
I'M READY BOSS

Bamperino

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I'm coming too?

Take me with you Boss

>>24073706
take me away, boss

>>24078943
That is some exceptional cosplay btw tbf

Sup guys my comment is original

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Take me away from all of this, Boss

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>tfw I would probably just get left behind for behind D and E rank in everything

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Please for the love of god let it happen
My own country'country's military won't take me and it's all I ever wanted in life
I'll do anything big boss, please

DO IT SNAKE

God I want big boss to take me away so bad
>tfw you will never do a solo stealth mission

>>24073706
i'm a pretty good shot, and I haven't fapped this month

>>24076989
breh

I would do great in R&D