I'm pretty drunk right now robots. whats the ONE thing about

I've had sex.

I have friends. Not many, but they're pretty close.

I had really drunk sex once with a female, still don't know how I managed it. I guess girls are extra slutty at Halloween parties

I can speak and articulate well in professional settings.

...But only those settings.

i play guitar in a band that plays out live

but its just a shitty dumb cover band. the only time i leave my house and interact with people is when i have to practice with them or play a gig.

I don't hate women or normies.

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>>24071666
>tfw still think about first girl i had sex with
>tfw still miss her

>>24071661

whats the story behind that picture, OP?

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Wanting to hang out with my group semi-normie friends. I want to believe that we can have a good time, but it just ends in unamusement. Even when I visit their place, all those niggers ever do is play smash.

I'm just a step above a piss-bottle NEET.

>>24071661
I'm good-looking.