what would your mom do if she found out you're a virgin

>>24071194
How could she not know?

>>24071194
She already knows.Most likely hates me thinks i'm trash and should of be aborted. And i pretty much don't care

It's too late.

The first time that I had sex with my ex, while my mother was home, my ex deliberately moaned loud so my mother would hear. I tried kissing her to suppress the sound, and she asked me if I did it deliberately after we finished, and I told her yes. What the fuck?

>>24071194
hahaha, it's not like she even expects me to lose my virginity like ever. Nothing I guess.

>>24071194
I'd be curious as to how she came to that conclusion, as I'm not.

>inb4 ree

>>24071194
She knows.
I'm a uni student. She knows I've never had a girlfriend.
Every time I call her she asks if I have plans that weekend.
>"No, not really."
>by which I mean I will be hikikomori lite all weekend

>>24071194
i'm pretty sure she knows i'm a virgin

I'm 99.9% sure she knows. I never brought home a girl, let alone anyone.

>>24071229
Um what. Being a virgin makes you better than most people already.

She still knows im a virgin..

She even cries when i tell her she isnt going to be a grandma.

My parents are super Christian. She's be proud that I'm a virgin.

Actually my mom gives zero fucks about anything it seems. When I just laughed in my dad's face when he hinted at when I'd ever get a gf/married/etc my mom took my side. She doesn't give a shit that I won't give her grandchildren.

she asked me if I knew what a escort agency was, pretended not to listen when I said yes and proceeded to explain in detail what a escort is and what they do for a living, and suggested i visit one

Those were the cringiest 15 minutes of my life (we were stuck in traffic) wishing i had been aborted

She knows.

She doesn't care.

>>24071194
More like what would she do if she found out I'm not?

>>24071351
>Your very own mother
>Suggesting you lose your virginity to a hooker

just end your life right now...

My mom pushed me into getting a GF in high school. I was having anxiety over asking out the QT who liked me, and she pretty much told me that at 17 my fear of grills was dumb founded and irrational, and that she would be disappointed if I passed up another chance at experiencing new things. I actually really love my mama.

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>>24071339
Just got done consoling my crying mom after I told her I will never have a wife or friends.

>>24071194
>muslim parents
>virgin until wedding if ever
>so help you god if you get involved with girls

>>24071300
The worst part is she has to do the "you're a good person who deserves to be loved" schtick every time.
I feel guilty that I'm making her worry about me like this.
At this point I want a gf more to make my mom happy than to make me happy.
kill me tbqh family

>>24071376
Why didn't you experience new things with your mama?

Mother knows best after all.

>>24071344
I envy you anon.

>>24071429
?, Maybe I posted it weird.

She forced me into asking out a girl, because I spent most of my teenage years avoiding things normal teens do..

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>>24071194
w-what are we going to do on the b-bed mommy?

I can't fathom why so many mother's are posted as crying or even giving a shit. Mines doesn't even inquire or suggest to care if I do or don't ever have a gf.

Told her I don't want to marry and I don't want kids and she's says basically if that's what you want -- do it.

>>24071287
>inb4 ree
>ree
The shortened version is so quaint and cute
xoxoxo

>>24071504
I can't believe you didn't pick up on what I was hinting at.

Maybe my mind is corrupted.

Incest

Im borderline retarded. The fact that i've brought home girls before is enoigh for my mom.

My mom basically told me she and my dad blame themselves for me being a loser. I felt pretty guilty, but then again it probably is somewhat their fault.

>>24071194
I honestly don't think my mom would give a shit.

My mom is actually a devout christian that values me as some sort of eunuch hermit. She knows I'm a virgin and believes that it represents my ability to eschew worldly desires.

>>24071194
my mom is basically the platonic ideal of a mother, she loves me and helps me out no matter what I do or how useless I am. I don't really understand it.

I've got 2 other siblings that are 10 years older than me and my mom says I'll be the first one to give her grandchildren. What does that mean?

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I'm an autist so I think she'd expect it, I think my sister, on the other hand, might know because she has been trying really hard to get me on Tinder.

>>24073234
That's pretty cute honestly, you're lucky to have a sister that nice

Tell me I should stay that way until I marry a nice Jewish woman and give her grandchildren

>>24071194

being the catholic holy roller she is, be ecstatic

(and then whine and moan that i'm dying alone and unmarried, of course)

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>parents obviously know
>joke about me being gay
Holy shit faggots, shut up, it's your shitty gene's fault I can't get a gf

>>24071194
She doesn't care and chooses to respect my decisions and personal life. At what point is it normal to sit there and wonder about your child's chasity?

>>24072999
It's so nice to see that at least my mom isn't the only one this idiotic and deluded. And yes, we are of course Christian

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She doesn't seem to understand the fact that I've never had a shot with a girl and probably never will. It's physically painful to try and dispel the whole "you'll meet someone eventually!" "there's someone out there for everyone!" "maybe if you went out with your friends (to bars and that kind of shit where i woudn't even consider looking for girls) you'd find one" every single time my family seems to get together.

I wish she'd just fucking stop. I've made it to 19 as a KHHV, there's no hope left for me.

She set me up with her friend help me lose it.

>>24071194
>implying I don't live in her basement

>>24071565
>Maybe my mind is corrupted.
No. He's just an idiot.

>>24075153
but in the end, she stopped you two because she was jealous that she couldn't have you all to herself, right?

>>24075246
No. She did gossip with her friend about it after though and wanted the details.

Iori Rinko is pretty hot

She knows. She constantly spouts some shit about how she's gonna sell my virginity, she thinks its funny or something. I ignore her.

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>"wow anon you're so strong!"
>"Good on you, you should save it until marrriage"
My mom thinks I have a healthy social life even though I spend all my free time at home playing vidya and viewing oriental claymations

>>24075288
Fucking weird as hell anon

>>24075785
Of course it's weird, it made me feel uncomfortable as hell and I didn't like it.

>>24071229
>should of be aborted
you really should have.

>>24073493
>iktf
Fuck dude my mom must have asked me three times if I was gay, my older brothers and sisters however with out of doubt think I'm gay. I just want to play video games and watch anime in peace.

>>24075153
Greentext this because your mom is weird as fuck

Every weekend when she calls me
> you meet any girls at college?
> don't spend all your time studying!!
I just want to do my work and play video games...

my brother gave her grandchildren so she doesnt give a shit anymore

>>24076642

>Mom found out I was a virgin and having never had a gf, she asked if I wanted help with it
>Didn't know what she intended but agreed to whatever she planned
>On my 16th birthday two months later, she took me to dinner with her friend to explain to me the situation
>Left with her friend and spent the weekend at her place, she took my virginity the first night and had us fuck a few more times over the weekend
>She was really nice about it, really caring and wanted it to be special for me and did her best to make me not feel nervous or embarassed
>Met back up with mom Monday for lunch, they gossiped about it while I was there, and I just wanted to leave and kill myself

It was all pretty weird but looking back now I'm thankful to mom for it.

isn't loserdom in part related to their own capabilities as a parent

>>24077310
dude your mother is a fucking goddess

>>24077556
I'd say partly, and to varying degrees, but then you're getting into the whole am I a loser because of my upbringing or am I a loser because I really am a piece of shit to the core.

I say it's both senpai. There are people that have had hard af lives and still manage to be happy.

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>>24077310
I really want to believe this is real.

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>>24071229
>should of
Yeah you fucking should have been.

>mfw fucking native speakers make that fucking mistake almost every time

She already knows. Why would she care?

a few weeks ago i was drinking with my parents and watching the footy. my mother casually asked me (how normies think something as important as sex can be so casually is beyond me) if i have ever been with a woman.
i flipped me shit and went on a rant about how women are self centered entitled pieces of shit who are never grateful for a thing you do for them

she apologized for asking and she has never brought up the subject since

>>24071351
Ask her to buy you a plane ticket to Thailand.

>>24071231
GET THE FUCK OUT
FUCKING NORMIE
REEEEEEE

>>24071194
she wouldn't...she's walked in on me a few times growing up...

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She was genuinely shocked I WASN'T a virgin.

>nearly 24
>borderline tard, I'm no lying ether I have always been dumb as shit
>found anime in high school and pretty much let it take control
>room walls are covered in anime pictures and posters

So needless to say she was very shocked one time I had a friend stay over after going to the bar and she walked in on us having morning sex the next day. Getting morning coffee with him after was kinda awkward, she just had a stupid grin on her face because she'd given up hope on me ever finding a guy and living like a normal girl and this was a chance for that.

>>24080551
>woman
>somehow cant find a guy

fuck off you piece of shit slut

>>24080551
Yeeaah... I know this is going to start some shit, but it's dumb easy for girls to lose their virginity. Cause no matter how not attracted or aroused, guys will fuck any girl.

So, with that in mind, I'm surprised she was shocked that you weren't a virgin.

>>24077310

just like my doujins

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>telling the truth

Just lie to her.

>>24071194
>two weeks ago
>older brother comes home for the weekend
>throughout the weekend, has multiple talks w/ parents about him coming out as gay
>they think that the rest of us don't know even though they're easy to overhear
>parents and I are catholics, though they're more on the liberal cafeteria side of things

>later that weekend
>dad has talk with me about something irrelevant
>decides to slip in "when you're older and you have kids, you will have kids, right?"

I don't know if they've lost hope for me yet. They already know my brother's out of the equation, but it wouldn't be smart to invest in a KHV such as myself.

>>24075138
This post is the only one that made me laugh. 19 is nothing, and you have friends. She's probably right about you you fucking idiot.

>>24077310
and the funniest part would have been to stay the weekend there and not have sex. I would surely have done this and I am laughing about the thought.

>>24071327
Keep telling yourself that m8.

She knows. She doesn't understand why, as everyone else in my family has not had a problem with this, and I had not had much abnormal behavior other than being shyer or quieter than most.

She probably thinks I'm gay, as that is easier to understand than a whole slew of psychological and avoidant tendencies.

>>24071194
Give me a hug and a kiss for not putting my devil stick near some girl's Jesus hole

>>24071229
Know that feel senpai.

>>24071194
She knows I'm a virgins and gives me tons of money for being one.

She's a radical feminist philosopher who's trying to usher in 4th wave feminism and believes that gender expression and by extension male sexuality is inherently evil.

>>24071194
find me a bitch

>she died shortly after she went to prison

She knows & deep down I know she's worried. She's quizzed me or randomly brought up "a special someone", but I've made it clear that I just can't be bothered at the moment.

She at one point "jokingly" said I should date a family friend (someone she's known since her childhood), but quickly clammed up when I casually said it'd be like fucking my aunt.

I wouldn't know.

I don't have a mom.