>meet guy online >really sweet and charming >plan to

it was probably cleverbot.

and you were too dumb to notice.

lmao

LOL YOU THOUGHT A BOT WAS A REAL PERSON

omg why didn't I think of this, thank you OP. I can finally talk to people.

>>24063814
Kek why havent i thought to do this to people?

>>24063797
>kucked by a turing test

>>24063814
that's a pretty good bot

>>24063797
either OP is retarded or bot is amazing

>>24063797

>tfw bots get more poon than me

>>24063814
fucking top kek

i actually laughed

brilliant idea.
i need a ChadBot, just to laugh my ass off at dumb cunts attempting to flirt

Was he just trolling you or was it really because he has SA?

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>>24063860
>that's a pretty good bot
Really?

>>24063797

you fool, you activated skynet

>>24063897
Just get a bot to hit on girls for you like the guy who tricked the dumb bitch OP did.

>>24063797

A few friends and I did something similar to a chick from Finland.

>>24063797
I didn't get the end. Did they end up a couple or not?

>>24063814
This. Speaks volumes for the average intelligence of a female. What a stupid fucking creature.

>>24063797
>guys
Does this happen a lot?

>>24063814
User: Hey, you fuck.
Cleverbot: 23. And you?
User: The fuck?
Cleverbot: Yes, I loved it.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I loved my goldfishes.
User: You stupid fuck.
Cleverbot: I don't have cat, I have a dog but there is a cat across the road and our dog hates it.
User: Fuck it.
Cleverbot: Apple apple apple hey they are nice fruits don't you agree.

>>24063797
>tfw cleverbot can pick up more chicks than you

JUST

>>24063814
It's impossible for a program to think on its own you know?

>>24063828
It was a combination. Basically, according to him, he would have it send "small talk" responses automatically and for other things he would type out responses beforehand and have the bot send them for him, that way he could avoid having his "anxiety" triggered.

>>24064176
cleverbot always flirts with you.

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>pseudo A.I. has more game than me

>>24064189
Obvious bot

>>24064055
He pre-wrote a lot of the responses. I just don't feel like I can trust him as much now. I mean he just sat back and watched me talk to myself for weeks without saying anything to me. It feels bad that's all.

Then give me the answer...

>>24063797
>a bot convinces a girl to date it

That 'bot is not a real Robot but a failed Normalbot.

>>24064306
this is your fault for being so fucking boring

>>24064306
What bot did he use though?

>>24063797
Oh mein Gott.

This fucking person is so inept at talking to people and has so little experience that they thought a bot was a fucking human.
T O P K E K
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>>24063797
>he used a bot to conduct a lot of our early conversations
how is such a thing even possible?

>>24064262
move over Stallman, this guy sounds like the new King of /g/

could you ask him to send you the bot's source code?

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Who here honestly think that women talk like 'bot? It's like they only give small answers, reacting to everything you're saying but never leading the conversation.

I feel like a gladiator in charge of entertaining a crowd.

Or like an autistic clown.

Well I would like to feel like a gladiator so can we stay at the "like a gladiator" part?

>>24063797
>Social anxiety is not an excuse.
and why wouldn't it be? what he did is certainly better than what I do to cope (in my case I outright avoid all social interaction)

>>24063881
OP is probably just a guy projecting his guilt about using a bot onto a "female" poster. I've done this same thing before with a girl that I had a date with but didn't show up

>>24063797
>social anxiety is not an excuse
You have obviously never had it then because if you did you wouldn't say that

>>24065229

What bot you use m8?

>>24064357
>tfw an actual bot is less of a robot than you are

>>24063955
Why don't you have a personality.

You shouldn't have done this.

That's not an answer.

If I answered it, it must be.

>>24063955
Yep. If I had to chose one.

>>24064044
just finish it you faggot, it;s a short series

>>24065282
I think you misunderstood, I wasn't saying that I used a bot but rather that I made a shitpost pretending to be female in order to rationalize my guilt towards an actual female (who happened to also browse /r9k/)

>>24063797
is that asuka?

>>24063797
What kind of stuff did the bot say that made it so charming?

>>24063797
there's no way this is real, nobody's that autistic

>>24063797
im so sick of you fucking homos,
i swear i torture you to death.

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>>24063797
Awww fuck don't hold that against him it's cute he just needed a little help/ confidence. We all need a boost sometimes it shows effort on his part.