/yg/ - yandere general

>>24063309
Singing is okay, but only if some qt who actually can sing does it, on vocaroo, with a song yandere-related, at least a bit.

>>24063349
>>Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
Is this still a thing or?

>>24063511
How can I know, fellow anon? Imho either it's very new or one from many months ago and mostly dead.

>>24063309
yuno a qt.14159265359

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>>24063511
It's always been somewhat dead. And trolled.

>>24063655
Yes, she is very qtpatootie

Have you been upto anything exciting recently yandeers? Anything planned for the weekend that may or may not be related to our topic?

>tfw your yangf will never become your yanwife after branding your ring finger

>>24063511

TFW there were yanderes in Estonia and Nunavut at one point.

of all the fucking countries.

dont die thread ;_;

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Let's do one of these, they're a relic from the past that was rehosted on /yan/ for a while.

Gender:
Orientation:
What do you find important in a (or your) lover:
Why are you here:
Any other info you want to provide to us:

>On a scale from 0-5, how *devoted* are you toward the people you love?

>On average, how many times do you leave your home each week?

>How comfortable are you with going out in public?
It rarely/never makes me uncomfortable.
It usually/always makes me uncomfortable.

>How many friends do you have in real life?
6 or more.
3 to 5.
0 to 2.

>Are you a NEET?

>On average, how much time do you spend on a computer, not counting at work?

>Has anyone ever called you a stalker?

>Were you ever called crazy?

>Which _____ do you enjoy (if applicable)

>Video games?

>Non-video games?

>Anime/Manga?

>Non-anime TV shows?

>Movies?

>Writing?

>Drawing?

>Cooking?

>Music?

>Arrange the following concepts by how important they are to you, with the most important one being at the top.

Being physically fit
Having fun
Hygiene
Intelligence
Loyalty (in a relationship/not cheating)
Morality
Obtaining money
Religion/The supernatural
Seeking/Spending time with a significant other
Spending time with family
Spending time with friends

>Male
>Straight
>I like reoccurring threads and I'm obsessive/clingy myself..

>On a scale from 0-5, how *devoted* are you toward the people you love?
4

>How comfortable are you with going out in public?
It always makes me uncomfortable.

>How many friends do you have in real life?
0 to 2.

>Are you a NEET?
Yes.

>On average, how much time do you spend on a computer, not counting at work?
Like 14 hours a day..

>Has anyone ever called you a stalker?
>Were you ever called crazy?
No, I don't let people know how obsessed I am with them, I just think about them 24/7 and stalk them, but I probably seem like I'm not interested in them at all.

>Which _____ do you enjoy (if applicable)
Too much to fill out. I can honestly enjoy pretty much anything.
I want to learn how to cook though, cooking delicious food for the people I care about has always been something I've wanted to do..

>Arrange the following concepts by how important they are to you, with the most important one being at the top.
Loyalty (in a relationship/not cheating)
Having fun


Hygiene
Morality
Seeking/[Spending] time with a significant other
Spending time with family
Intelligence
Obtaining money
Being physically fit
Religion/The supernatural
>Spending time with friends
g-good joke..

>>24065684
But, why, why would we do this? I mean, unless one's a girl wanting a horde of adorers, I am not sure there's a point.

>>24066071
Does it need to have a point? How about, getting a feel of what people are into, besides wanting to stuff a wet crazy hole with their dickmeat.

Gender: F
Orientation: Fluid
What do you find important in a (or your) lover: pampering and knowing when to give me space
Why are you here: I want to find an obsessive sugar daddy
Any other info you want to provide to us: I REALLY like chocolate

>On a scale from 0-5, how *devoted* are you toward the people you love?
2
>On average, how many times do you leave your home each week?
multiple times a day
>How comfortable are you with going out in public?
its fun to hang out

>How many friends do you have in real life?
6 or more.

>Are you a NEET?
yes
>On average, how much time do you spend on a computer, not counting at work?
maybe an hour or two every other day
>Has anyone ever called you a stalker?
no
>Were you ever called crazy?
yes
>Which _____ do you enjoy (if applicable)

Non-anime TV shows
Movies
Music

>Arrange the following concepts by how important they are to you, with the most important one being at the top.
Having fun
Being physically fit
Hygiene
Obtaining money
Morality
Loyalty (in a relationship/not cheating)
Intelligence
Seeking/Spending time with a significant other
Spending time with friends

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>>24066484
10/10 rustled my jimjams hard

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>>24065684
>>24065966
>>24066484
This is literally /soc/ shit, fuck off.

>>24066877
Yeah.

Should I blog about my day?

>>24066914
No, your day is probably shit.

This thread is about sharing stories, not about meeting and fucking.

>>24067189
I was going to share a story.

>>24066234
That's viable reason but I just don't trust thirsty anons - I am pretty sure most of them will fill it in or care about it just out of 'wet crazy hole filling' reasons.

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>>24067206
Not my problem. If you want to share your story do so, don't ask me if I want to hear your story, fucking hugbox bitch. Sorry by the way.

I remember a day where there weren't enough guys in chat rooms, girls were thirsty and some of the other girls would catfish. My sister was one of those catfish and accidently blew her cover when I was the computer and was repeatedly messaged on the instant messenger. I told them my sister was busy, after my sis came back and found out I blew it she hit me and yelled.

>>24067285
Yeah, it happens.

>>24067361
>I remember a day where there weren't enough guys in chat rooms
What alternate dimension you fare from? Internet was always male-dominated, beside some very specific female-oriented channels and websites. It actually started getting a bit better since a few years ago though in places like this one there's still considerably more males than females.

>>24067408
AOL chat rooms during the age of the windows 95

I sadly didn't have enough time to make my obsession a gift by hand but I got them a nice wall scroll. For Christmas I'll be working with silver and make a very nice ring. I figured out a way to add something to the sockets where a gem would go to make it sparkle in the light. This next gift will be worked on with passion and not some stupid machine-sprayed textile.

>>24067361
goddamn that sounds qt as fuk

I'd love to have a yandere gf, a tomboy would be nice.

could even help me improve myself so I could be worthy of someone

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How was your day /yg/?

>>24068478
What?

>>24068544
Tall girls are nice.

>>24068629
girls being thirsty is qt to me anon

>>24068676
They probably looked like grandmas in training.

tfw no semen-thristy gf

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>>24065684
>Gender: Male
>Orientation: Bi
>Important in a lover
Is capable of having a conversation, love's me
Why are you here: I've been lurking these threads forever, I like Yandere's and have a thing for crazy chicks, thanks 8th grade math.
>On a scrole from 0-5 how devoted are you toward the people you love
3.5
>On average how many times do you leave home each week
Nine
>How comfortable are you with going out in public
I can deal with it but I stand out a lot due to my height + build
>How many friends do you have in real life
3-5
>Are you a NEET
No
>On average how much time do you spend on the computer not counting work
Eight to ten
>Has anyone ever called you a stalker or crazy
No, I'm really good at hiding anything wrong with me
>Video games
Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen, Nier, SMT, MGS, guilty pleasure for Sports games
>Non video games
Like board and tabletop?
I played magic in 9th grade year, it was alright. Board games and /tg/ shit can be fun
>Anime
Baccano!, Trigun, FLCL, Bebop, and Katanagatari
>Manga
Berserk, OPM, The Breaker, JoJo (especially 4,6,7), and Yandere's Konojo (not about Yandere's, rather Yankees)
>TV shows
Including cartoons: Dan Vs.
Excluding: The wire, Breaking bad. I don't watch TV much unless I'm recommend it
>Music
Nujabes, Toh Kay, Lou Reed, Dio.
>Cooking
SPICY FOOD
>Arrange the following concepts by how important they are to you
>Loyalty
>Spending time with a Significant Other
>Intelligence
>Having fun
>Hygiene
>Being fit
>Obtaining money
>Friends
>Religion
>Family

So which one of you needy yandere bitches want some fuck?

>>24070284
smooth. smooth as a trout covered in olive oil.

>>24070887
I'm not so perfect, my dick but 8 inches long and 5 inches thick after all.

>>24071025
tfw outclassed in the smooth department

>>24071133
>yoyo
>smooth

Senpai all you do is go on okcupid and get btfo because you're so autistic lmao

>>24071198
naw m8 I went to the psychiatrist once and I can confirm that I'm not

>>24071133
But enough about me baby, what do YOU think about me?

>>24071241
baka

like any other anon, i love you desu senpai

>>24071266
Good, so my place or your place?

>>24071236
>can confirm that I'm not

Every single post in these threads prove otherwise :^)
There's a reason why you've got literally no one in your life