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Post a regret ITT
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Being oblivious when my childhood friend said she liked me. I was in 3rd grade and was too dense to know what she meant by that.
She's a lesbian now.
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>>24058445
My life
>tfw no gf
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I got the clap from a hooker blowjob and gave it to my girlfriend before I figured it out. Not super great.
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I regret getting behind in drivers seat after drinking that bottle of vodka

that little girl never saw me coming ;_;
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Wasting over a year of my life in love with a girl I met online who turned out to be a huge slut.

My biggest regret is that I was stupid enough to have believed that she may have actually liked me.

I've had my fair share of people treating me like shit and usually shrug it off, but no one managed to hurt me more than her.
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>>24058526
Why you fucking a hooker if you had a gf?
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>>24058504
>3rd grade
>became a lesbian
I'm sure it wouldn't have worked out anon.
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>>24058445
buying this "game"
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Posting in this shitty ass thread
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>>24058578
I make bad decisions all the time. gf doesn't suck the d very well. I have since learned to deal with it, but I still miss really good blowies.
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>>24058504
>3rd grade
>"I like you anon"
>thinking it was meant to be
Nigger you dumb
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>>24058598
That looks really trite, why did you even spend money on that.
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>>24058445
>putting a dick in my mouth infront of my brother
>pulling down a little girls pants and under-wear to lick her butt cheek
>allowing my dad to bash my head into the tile
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>>24058445
accidentally mentioning over the phone to my ex gf's mother that she was raped. she broke up with me afterwards
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>>24058598
dat filename
hahaha
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Dropping out of high school, because of my anxiety. Now Im eighteen and gotta go to an adult learning centre. Missed out on my whole adolescence. At least Im still young.
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>>24058445
I regret not smoking in middle school. If I had I probably would've had friends in high school. And I'm talking about tobacco not weed.
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>>24058723
>high school drop-out
>currently 18
>can't drop out until you're 16
>missed out on whole adolescence
wat
plz explain how ages 16 and 17 are your whole adolescence
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I kept blowing off hanging out with my friend because I was scheduled to work 8 hour shifts for seven straight days. He killed himself near the end of this run so I didn't get to see him.
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>>24058445
I can't say it's a regret. It's just very hard. I never let the woman I love to get too closer to me for good reasons and now she doesn't want me no more. I'll have to wait years, maybe lifes, to have the opportunity to have her again.
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I also regret not dating the most gorgeous chick that ever touched my wang. I thought I was hot shit because I had three side pieces all at once but I was just a dumb high school cunt. I absolutely deserved it when she dropped me. It's been a decade and I still stalk her fb on the regular.
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I regret everything
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>>24058771
I would go for half of the first semester then never go back. Never got any trouble from a truancy officer or anything. I also didn't really go to school grade 7 and 8. So I'd say ~12-18 was wasted
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>>24058644
>>24058579
We were both really close, and had been for years. I can still remember the look on her face when she said it too. Looking back, I know she meant it. Makes me sad.
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>>24058445
>I should have proposed sooner
>We should have eloped sooner
>We should have started having kids sooner
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Not having kissed my best friend when we were alone after my birthday party
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>>24058504
Are you literally figuratively me
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>>24058445
All the girls that were clearly interested in me in high school.
I dismissed them because I thought I could 'do better'.

And just look at me now. ha. ha.
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I regret not taking advantage of school resources to help me further my education instead of coming home everyday playing vidya and talking to friend on Skype everyday. I regret not getting a job at16 so I had an excuse for no experience now I have nothing and, it's all my fault.
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There are not many things I don't regret.
i regret stopping to take music classes, and stop playing when I was younger.
regret not going to university as soon as I was done with high school, I regret a lot of things I've said to my family, I regret trusting people too soon, I regret letting people getting close to me, regret being afraid of everything in general
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Finding out about 4chan. This board in particular.
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I regret having fucked up more potensial relationships then I can remember.

21 and virgin sure is great, r-right guys?
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>>24058445
I regret not hatefucking my ex when I had the opportunity.
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>>24058445
My very best friend is a girl.
We have a lot of fun together.
She's wonderful to be with.
It's just like having a girlfriend, but without having sex.
So if she was my girlfriend it would be perfect.
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Meeting Anna.

Fuck you Anna, worst thing to ever happen to my life.
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>>24058936
Why this board? its a endless source of amusement
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>>24058886
Maybe. Do you live in Cincinnati?
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>>24058445
not getting braces when i was a teenager
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>>24058774
I do not know how your relationship with him was so I can't really judge, but maybe he was actually reaching out to you as a cry for help and you view him off, now he's dead.
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>>24058549
Are you serious?
Did you kill her?
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>1st grade
>have massive birthmark on chin
>everyone makes fun of me because of it
>except for one girl
>pretty hot, and she defended me
>become really close, we made out and shit
>keep being really close until 4th grade
>suddenly my autism and faggotry rear their heads
>start treating her like shit
>she hates me
>being an autistic faggot, I didn't care
>flash forward to 6th grade
>she still hates me
>she's really hot at this point
>beginning to realize mistakes, but too late now
>move to a different city
>still have a good friend there, visit sometimes
>flash forward again, 16 years old
>look her up on facebook, she's like 9.5/10 now
>send her friend request on facebook
>she accepts
>apologize deeply
>accepts apology, really cool about it
>ask if we can meet next time I visit friend
>says she's busy at that time
>ask her again the next few times
>she makes more excuses for why she can't
>eventually catch on
>she still hates me
>feelsbadman.jpg
pic related
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>not fucking my first gf even though she clearly wanted it
>now she's a huge slut
>tfw never got to taste prime virgin pussy
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>>24059268
lmao, she's like 7/10 at best lad. but yeah, you fucked up. my story is kinda similar, i started treating my girlfriend like shit, and things were never the same since then, even when i realized what an asshole i was to her and tried to save our relationship
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not taking any one of the multiple opportunities presented to me throughout my life
I really do have a halo effect but I fuck things up every time, I'm going to die young, alone and miserable and it will be entirely my fault
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>>24059268
them french genes
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>>24059268
was a good read aon
thanks for this
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>>24059322
ARE YOU ME ANONnn

fuck you robot
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>>24059119
Thanks anon... Good looking out, I feel much better now.
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Oh shit. Could probably post half a thread by myself.

Big one is probably fucking up uni, because my degree is pretty much worthless now. Every half-decent job wants a higher grade than I got, and people with better grades than me are applying for the ones I AM qualified for as well.
Really wish I could just go back in time and tell myself to work harder. This is the first time I've ever really had to deal with the consequences of a bad decision, since everything else has just worked itself out.

Not standing up for myself because I wanted to be liked/fit in, as well. Didn't get me anywhere, given that I have barely any friends now, and I just ended up being a doormat for successive groups of friends for my entire adolescence.

Also not wanting to ask a girl out unless she was literally telling me she was into me. I missed so many chances growing up. I had a decent amount of girls (I can think of 9 confirmed) into me between 13 and 18, but was a KV the whole time.
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>>24058887
This
The absurdity makes me laugh now.
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>>24060385
>girl who liked me now has 2 kids
>if I'd made a move, she might not have met her now-husband, and those kids might not even exist
I don't know how I feel about this.
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>>24058774
Your friend was weak
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putting my arm around her at the party, I think that's what made her think I was too beta for her so she got on chad's dick instead
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>>24058445
I didn't move out to California when I had the chance.
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>>24058445
peed in a bucket
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I decided to text her one month after the break up. and it was desperate and basically i called her immature, should have just ignored my feelings longer for it to pass. Now i made a ass out of myself. What used to be a normal break up without any awkwardness is now awkward shitty break up.

Also not checking/getting these dubs
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>>24060580
You deserve to rot in a cell for the rest of your life
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>>24058868
Why? All those things sound like a recipe for disaster.
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My girlfriend and I broke up after 6 months. She kept sleeping over and pretty well living at my house. I had a bad day and she came over and brought me a coffee, I took the coffee then kicked her out. Haven't talked since... my real regret here is that my skates are in her trunk, hockey season is starting soon and she won't return my calls. My bad
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>>24058887
This. I should've gone after that brown qt instead of hopelessly mulling over my oneitis.
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Killed a chicken.
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>>24060548
I don't think what you did mattered. If Chad put his arm around her, she'd be all over him.

Maybe I'm an autist, but I just can't see how putting your arm around a girl could be seen as beta.
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>>24060810
Why is a girl sucking a black dick relevant to that
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>>24060827
I think maybe he meant not putting his arm around her? I interpreted as post as meaning he didn't take a shot when he had his window of opportunity.
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>>24058445
i regret everything i ever did
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Not devoting my entire life to building a time machine for the sole purpose of going back to before I was born and killing my mother before she could give birth to me.
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>>24058445
I regret meeting Brandon.
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>>24061170
Good, for once you've finally outright said it. Commit it to memory and never, ever try to go back on that sentence
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>>24061214
I've said it loads of times. There's nothing to go back on. It was a complete disaster that I reaped no benefit from.
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>>24061248
You don't need to reply any more. Remember that one sentence forever
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Didn't bash my father's head in with a bat when I saw him hit my mother once when I was sixteen.
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>>24061262
Eat shit and die.
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My biggest regret is that I didn't get a reservation at my neighbourhood Olive Garden Italian Restaurant where I would order an $8.95 unlimited Pasta Bowl with unlimited free breadsticks.
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Seeing the girl I love post nudes on 4chan
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i don't regret my social life

most of my past friends grew up to be spineless idiots that are terrified from being politically incorrect
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>>24061319
You have to kill her like I should have done. It's the only way to set things right.
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>>24058723
Dude if that's the worst thing you did in life then you'll be just fine. Take it from a college graduate who makes decent money in sales; unless you plan on going to college for medicine, law, allied health or stem high school is worthless.

There is nothing I'm doing right now that I couldn't tech you on the job in a couple weeks.

Get your ged, learn a trade, and move on with life.
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>>24061276
Nah. My only regret is that I was stupid enough to try to be your friend in October and was so tolerant of your games from January all the way to July of this year. You aren't worth the effort of hating
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>>24061358
Stop pretending to be someone you're not. RP is for faggots.
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>>24061376
Don't be a moron
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>>24061386
>hurr
>pretends to know who he's talking to
>pretends to be person addressed
>gets dates wrong
You're fucking retarded AND annoying.
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>>24061406
Commit the sentence to memory, anon.
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>>24061433
Tell you what. I'll crap out a giant turd and you can chow down on every bite.
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I regret being booty with money. I cant save at all. Every time I have money I just spend it. I always pay my bills and have everything covered first but I just can't into saving the most or at least some of the rest of it. In the short term what I'm doing is terribly irresponsible, but I worry how I might ever retire even if I start saving later because I don't make a lot of money (~CAD $40k) but I don't plan to change jobs simply out of convenience and comfort.

I don't know.
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>not getting my hands on a never ending pasta pass before they sold out
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>>24058445
i regret every moment spent on r9k (this one included)
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Not trying and putting effort into my work in middle and high school so I could have gotten accepted into the magnet high school I dreamed of getting into for architecture and then not being accepted into my dream uni for architectural engineering

I wouldn't care If I had friends or a gf, I want to become what I dreamed of doing since I started middle school a decade ago

But sadly, I barley skid by and now Im in my second year in CC doing fine but I know with my GPA I wont get into my dream uni

I fucked up a long time ago and I didn't care
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>>24061520
what would you have done instead mang?
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>>24058445


I did not abandon my family soon enough, now my conciousness is nagging on me hard and I am stuck. If I just up and left one day I might have been at a better place now and the pain of leaving my family behind would subside eventually. This home is dysfunctional as hell and it is tearing huge chuncks out of me aswell. I do not think I would manage to stand up on my own well enough tho.
Shit is really fucked in general, only absolute regrett I have is failing to kill myself when I finally was ready.
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I only have one regret.
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When I was younger we had a male dog, and I touched his sheath once

The part I regret is that I didn't take it all the way
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I regret the flame war I had with a male sexist pig.
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>>24058669
are you my ex
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>>24061705
You regret not taking the dog all the way where? I imagine it couldn't be anywhere besides your Local Olive Garden Italian Restaurant for an $8.95 UNLIMITED Pasta Bowl. Next time you can, because at Olive Garden Italian Restaurants, you're Family!
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>>24061768
Taking the dog all the way down my throat
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Making my friend with a foot fetish worship my feet. I feel so dirty now whenever I think about it.
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>>24058445
Asking out my oneitis through facebook rather than in person.

Result would have been the same though.
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Never asking her out when I was around 12-14. Honestly the only girl I've ever really cared about, and I feel like she might've felt the same way about me. If I asked her out and she said no, at least I would know. If I asked her out and she said yes, my life could be completely different right now, probably for the better.
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>>24058504
>third grade
>thinking it would have meaningful

don't beat yourself over it anon
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>>24061890
how do you even get the courage to do that
i talked to mine once on facebook and we sent a total of 8 messages to each other
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>>24061810
>yfw the knot gets stuck in your mouth
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>>24061987
My 12/13 year old self probably wouldn't have been able to take it that far anyway
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I should have got my driving license much earlier, I wasn't really aware having no driving license when you reach adulthood is such a fucking handicap

I can't say I regret anything else a whole lot. I realized my weakness was mostly due to my non-existent dad
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>>24061520
/thread
This place is a prison
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Not wrapping the umbilical cord around my tiny neck as I was being pushed out into this cold and uncaring shithole of a world.
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>>24061976
I talked to her 4 months before that in a moderately sized conversation and that was pretty much it. We were together in a small English literature class and she would laugh at certain things I said, look at me and when I moved me head she looked away and another time said that I was a really nice person out loud to the teacher. It was the last few months of high school and I figured that not asking and not knowing would be worse than asking and getting a no at least then I would have closure (spoiler I wouldn't). She was alone a few times and I considered going up to her but I thought there were still too many people around and chickened out. Eventually I hovered around her facebook chat window for 3 days until I just started typing and sent the message. She never replied, never talked to me again, started avoiding me in school and told other people what had happened.
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Having scumbag friends. One friend stole something from be and would constantly belittle me, the other actually made a large scratch in my laptop monitor just because he was envious. It took me almost a year to figure out. I sometimes wonder if I should take some mean revenge
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>>24058667

gonna need a little more info on those please senpai
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>>24062134
i was alot better at dealing with her in person i guess. at school she would even approach me most of the time, not good at explaining things so i wont bother, but i feel like if i hadnt been an anxious lazy fuck things might have been different. in the end at grad when we were signing shirts i was to nervous to even go and get hers. so we parted ways without a word. thought about trying to start a chat but i'm so different to normal people i cant keep small talk going for more than like 4 messages before it becomes one word replies. also i cant flirt with people i know for some autistic reason.
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>>24062282
Well I have genuine autism so that probably didn't help either. Been rated a 3/10 on here and /soc/ too to add onto that. Also diagnosed with depression a few days ago which started some two years ago and I wouldn't be surprised if I suffer from some other mental illnesses but I have to wait until my counselling starts to know for sure.
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I regret nothing in life.
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Trying too hard and getting a girlfriend.
I can deal with most problems my girl has mental health issues and they are tearing me apart.
My life and relationship are built on nothing but lies at this point and I can't peacefully step down from what I've chosen to do.
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>>24062312
i have genuine asp i would try to befriend you but everyone knows how that would work out. also im too afraid of being made into a meme or put into an ugliest of soc pic to post there
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I regret not doing anything that would make me have regrets
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Not pulling the trigger when I had a loaded shotgun in my mouth
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There's so many things I should have told her, but I didn't know how.
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>>24058549
If it's true you deserve death you miserable little shit
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>>24058445
Buying a bunch of video games that looked cool before realizing I've grown out of them and no longer find them entertaining or stimulating and they can no longer a provide any escapism.

Wasting so much time being paranoid about people only to discover that they're all almost boringly decent and friendly and mean you no harm.

Not jumping off that cliff that one time.

Leaving her.
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>born
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>>24062471

fool

Fuck the robot desu senpai
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>>24062832
wtf are you talking about? asdfasd
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>>24062949

The robot, senpai
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>>24062980
I hardly ever come here so don't know what you're on about
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>>24062673
>assume everyone around me in public is thinking negative things about me
>also assume my friends don't care about me
It doesn't really make sense. At this point I can't really help it.
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>asked a girl out that already rejected me
god am i autistic
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>>24060385
We shared the same past and Im probably going to be you when Im out of uni
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>>24063043

Then don't come back, English.
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>>24063124
ok, later
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>>24058445
I regret being born desu. Ignorance truly is bliss.
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>>24059268
why the long face
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>>24063101
Anon, please, don't make the same mistakes I did!
You have a chance to change, one that I wish I'd had
Don't become me
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I wish I didn't let our friendship die.
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>>24061481
>>not getting my hands on a never ending pasta pass before they sold out

underrated
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>>24061842
>Making my friend with a foot fetish worship my feet. I feel so dirty now whenever I think about it.

yo post the story
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>>24058445

not being an asshole way sooner.
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>>24060997

dont worry, most moms are filthy useless whores. try get out of home asap, and move on with life.
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>>24064370
>that pioc

oh boy
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>>24058742
smoking's really shitty though...
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>>24058922
if only we knew better huh....
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>>24058912

sup jidn
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>>24058445
I should have eaten less.
ayy lmao
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>>24058445
Not being brave enough to speak my mind multiple times.
Putting up with shitty people.
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>>24059008
So wheres the regret? What are you waiting for?
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Not doing better in school.
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i regret wasting my time getting to know you
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>>24058526
you fuckign idiot senpai
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I treated my rabbit like shit and really neglected her.
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that time in middle school I didn't help that girl get back on her boyfriend for cheating. so what if I was being used I would've at least got my dick wet
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Here is a cautionary tale fellow robots
>be me
>/decentlooking/
>autist who never had friends in high school. weaboo as fuck
>first week of college
>leaving gym after some stupid opening ceremony shit
>girl comes up to me
>solid 7/10, blond hair, short but skinny with good boobs
>"Hey, are you Anon"
>"Uh yes I am, have we meet?"
>" We both used to live in (name of my old town) remember! My name is ..."
>pretend I recognize her
>she says we should hang out sometimes
>isthisreal?.webm
>we exchange numbers
>get a text from her that weekend
>she invites to go a party with her
>holy fuck
>am i entering the normie life?
>got a bad feeling about this, but I just say "fuck it, got nothing to lose. Might as well try this"
>do my best to dress like the normies at my uni do
>pull it off pretty well thanks to the clothes my parents bought me based on what my normie older brother wears (my dad's been trying to make me a normie for a long time)
>arrive at her dorm
>we do this shit called "pregaming" at her dorm.
>only ever heard about it in health class
>it's pretty fucking stupid
>we go out together and meet up with some other people, some of which used to live in my childhood town
>go to some parties
>there not too bad i guess
>drink the free alcohol as best i can
>the girl is being really touchy with me
>isthishappening
>she's also being touchy with other guys
>pass it off as just her being drunk, she warned me that she gets touchy anyway
>we hold hangs as we go from house to house and bar to bar
>once it's just us, she kisses me in the middle of the street
>get a raging hard on just from that
>do my best to hide it
>1:00 am
>we go back to my dorm
>my roommate is at his house for the night (he lives nearby)
>we start watching netflix
>this was before the stupid "netlfix and chill" normie meme mind you
>we start making out and shit
part 2 coming
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>>24061723
i doubt it, what was your ex's name?
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>>24061170
WHO ARE YOU
ARE YOU HER
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>>24058445
Discovering 4chan and most specifically /r9k/.
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>>24066304
part 2

>luckily i had experience and knew how to kiss decently
before you tell me to fuck off from this board, i used to hook up with a fat ugly-coworker at a summer camp i worked at. There's girls out there for a lot for you guys if you're willing to stoop low enough unless your're a mega wizard or some shit. We never had sex though. Anyway,
>start kissing her and shit
>fondle her breasts
>do my best to avoid her coming in contact with my dick because it's pathetically tiny
>it works
>take of her shirt
>we make out and fondle eachother for hours
>tells me she doesn't want to rush on our first night, but that we'll have sex soon
>we end up goddamn spooning
>literally the pinnacle of my entire life
>she leaves after a while
>we kiss at my door
>the next morning i decide i don't need weebshit anymore
>ask her out a date a few days later
>she says she's busy with something
>ask her again a few days later
>she's bust with something again
>repeat this for a few weeks
>one day i frankly, but politely ask her why she's been ignoring me over a text message
>she once again says she's "too busy to talk"
>realize i've been duped
>fucking furious
>never shouldve trusted her
>depressed for another week
>get a text from her while playing vidya one day
>she says shes sorry that she ignored me and wants to start over
>tells me that shes having trouble making friends. I tell her the same thing.
>she says "since we are both in the same boat, why don't we stick together?"
>being the lonely faggot i am, i buy it
>we both agree to hang out in the future
>same shit happens as far, she always has an excuse when i want to hang out
>I become obsessed with this girl, think about her all day. Hate her and love her at the same time
>one day i see her hanging out with a bunch of normies. She's holding some chad's hand
>realize that she was just using me as a guy to cling onto until she found cooler friends
>maybe she realized i was an autist somehow, even though i tried to hide
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>>24066775
last part

>tell her that she's a cunt over text
>no response
>I still hate her more than anyone
>eating alone in uni dining hall two months later
>she walks in with her normie friends and sits nearby
>she gives me this shit eating grin
>literally shaking with anger
>leave my food and leave
>kick some trashcans somewhere (i tend to hit shit when i',m angry
>I finally enter the world of the normies for one night and i all got taken away
>i finally got to experience hooking with a cute girll, only for her to discard me

My regret here was not knowing my place. You're stuck here for life boys. You'll never get out. Don't fall into a trap like i did. You can never change yourself
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>>24066915
post a pic of the girl faggot
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>>24058971
try 24
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>>24058667
when did they let you out nick?
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>>24066915
No. You just failed to get out of it by being a creepy bastard. You basically fall in love with some random girl from the moment you met her and from the way you describe it, it is as if she is yours.
For her first week she probs was just looking for a buddy to go to parties with so she wouldn't be alone. One thing lead to another and she thought why not hook up with you for a night after a few drinks.
Your problem lies in misjudging the situation and believing she was actually properly into you.
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>>24066368
was sarcasmo, but yeah doubt it: mike
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>>24065422
Not that guy, but I didn't even get any good life experience or anything from my bad choices. Like you could fuck something up, and still gain from having tried it, but my life has mostly been choosing not to do things, in favour of playing vidya and sticking with what I'm comfortable with.
God damn, I wish I could re-do my life with my current knowledge. At least I'd know I was being stupid this time.
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>>24067273
that was her own damn fault

I only texted her once every 4 or so days asking to hang out. I know how to not be pushy. Also this chick TOLD me she liked me and was interested in a relationship. I forgot to mention his in my post, but we did go on one date after that night. We had a nice conversation. It's her fault for dropping me out of the blue and pretending i don't exist. That's not how people should react. She's a cunt
>>
>>24058445

I regret asking her to marry me.
>>
Found out I wasn't wanted by my parents last month, therefore I wish I had been aborted
>>
>>24058854
you still have till like 25 to act "young"
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>>24059036
this, but now I think that if anyone makes fun of my teeth they are not worth my time, the last time it happened was when I was like 17 and it was a guy who everyone thought was an asshole, so it gave me good perspective. plus I have a lovely GF so who cares. It's probably not a big deal, if you want it done just pay for it.
>>
Falling in love with someone who is completely different from me.
>>
>>24058445
i posted something i neglected to fact check on /int/
turns out i was wrong, and i got a stream of angry comments
feels pretty shit
>>
>>24058598
what made you think it would be enjoyable?
honest question
>>
dropping out of sixth form
dropping out of uni
taking drugs in general, have lead to all of the problems in my life
not reaching my potential because lazy/anxiety/impulse control disorder.
alcohol abuse

all is looking good now but I still love to take drugs.
>>
I gained a lot of weight when the stresses of school and work came back, and I'm afraid I'm too far gone.
>>
>qt thai exchange student who was also my neighbor had a big crush on me
>panicked and didn't go for her
I miss you, Ploy, and I hope everything is going well for you. I'm sorry I was such a stupid teenager :(
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>>24058445
>not telling the only girl I have ever had feelings for that I liked her earlier
>I ended up drunkenly telling her anyway after she transferred to a school closer to home
>she told me I should have told her sooner
>would rather she told me she never felt anything for me at all
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>>24058445
not just fuCKING KISSING HER
>>
I regret being born.
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>>24068184
It's okay anon that type of thing happens

No one is right 100% of the time
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>>24058504
At the very least you child have prevented her from Gibb to the dark side by giving her positive feelings about boys.
>>
spending 37 dollars this week on food square meals not includued

I feel like a fucking pig, i'm a mess
>>
>>24058445
I regret not developing nightmares around the time my parents conceived my youngest sister
I regret not applying to more schools
I regret not eating my ex's ass when I had the chance
>>
i regret lying about having sex if we are being real
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>>24067814
>>24067917
These are especially bad ones.
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>>24063081
At least you know now for sure.

Now forget about her.
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>>24059010
>Anna
J, tell me your story
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>>24059268
>Making out with chicks in the first grade

What?
>>
>>24058445
Not maxing my runescape account.

But I'm working on that now so it's ok senpai :D
>>
dropping out of high school
never getting a hobby / talent
>>
>>24058445
I told my first and only love that I loved drugs more than her.
>>
>played a fighting mmo game all the time as a kid
>got real friendly with a gurl gamur
>end up chatting with her a lot
>she links a myspace
>qt 3.14 asian
>she wants to see what i look like
>told her im not that good looking
>shes keeps insisting that she wants to see my face
>eventually we stopped talking

I doubt anything would have progressed beyond that, im really not that photogenic
>>
Never did heroin
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over eating when I was in my teens, I know I have a decent facial structure but getting fat fucked that up. I could have been one of those introvert chads women seem to like but instead I wasted it.
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> have gf
> pay less attention to her because there are so many QTs at work
> stop calling gf on weekdays
> she dumps me a week later
> the QTs at my work are seeing chads
> single for 4 years
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>>24058445
>Not finding a way to die before the novelty of being a sexually oblivious teenager wore off.
>>
Not fucking either of hot Ukrainian girls who got super aggressive with me.

If I had a time machine, I'd literally beat my pathetic past self to death with my fists and create a time paradox denying all existence.
>>
>>24058616
She didn't drop your sorry ass?
>>
>>24058742
Why do kids think smoking tabacco is cool?
>>
Not doing better in High School and going to college. Now I'm a NEET 21 year old with nothing going for me.
>>
even if i'm the tenth person to post it ITT:

>being born
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>>24066220
Some people really aren't worth it.

>>24066678
No.
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>>24058445
I didn't ask one of my few female friends out in high school even though her friends told me she was into me, feels really bad senpai
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>>24058445
white knuckling it when i was in my 20s, I have no sensation,and don't get as good of orgasms
>>
>>24074521
They were fucking with you anyway
You made the right choice
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>>24074611
i don't know, she still somewhat flirted with me later on, i definitely do regret it senpai, we could've been perfect together
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I have much to regret, as do we all, but then I remember that I'm not Anthony Burch and I feel a little bit better about myself.
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>>24074690
She'd fuck your shit up anyway
Remember, trusting people is the source of everything that has ever went wrong in your life
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>>24074705
maybe you're right senpai, she was still nice to me though so i hope she's doing well
>>
Wasted three years on a girl who, when she recently had finally left my life, I realized was an abusive and mind-controlling freak.

We never even dated, I'd just take her out and she'd shoot me down...

Why did I even bother?
>>
5 years doing nothing
>>
>masturbating for 12 hours straight on adderall then getting paranoid and asking my parents if they heard me
>>
>lol anon you can't be a writer you won't make money
>you have to pick a STEM field, anon
>absolutely fucking hate what I'm studying
>always the stupidest person in class
>feel obliged to finish because I've already drained so much of my family's resources paying for school
>rarely have time to write
>feel drained and depressed every day
>fucking despise my family for forcing me into this
>graduating soon, no friends, shit grades, everything is shit
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