I'll write a poem about whatever topic you choose. If a

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>>24055911
Write a poem about Smug Wojak.

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>>24055911
umbilical cords.
Make it snappy.

>>24055966

Feeling superior
Got no GF
Ain't got no whore
Doesn't matter in the end
When the normies hit the floor

>>24055967

Bile drained, nutrition delivered
My mission is clear
Heart, lungs, and liver
Young boy don't fear
In 9 months we're free.
Continue to live
When you sever me.

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>>24056187
breddy gud. Do one about sodomising NEETs against their will.

>>24055911
Make a poem about getting dank trips

>>24056217
Getting ready, no lube required
Where my seed goes, no heir be sired
Drop outs, failures to society.
Dropped pants, penetrated anally.
Did nothing worth anything all of your lives.
Now getting done hard from behind.
Thought you had issues, hard to survive
Try living through this, you're sodomized.

Two girls, one cup.

>>24056227

No singles, no dubs
Dropping trips in the club
Like a gift sent from above
Double take, look back for a second
That's right, bow down and check em'.

Do one about Donald Trump's hair.

>>24056326

Hot bitches kissing
Nothing could go wrong
Penis stiffening
Erection going strong
They got a cup now?
They gonna shit in it?
God damn, that's sick
I'm still jacking it.

>>24055911
Spiders, specifically being menaced or tormented by them

>>24056406

Can't stump the trump
If you know what I'm sayin'
Gold godly locks
Like a super sayian.
GOP, democrats, better beware
Can't stump the Trump
Unstoppable hair.

Make a poem about the virtues of having muslims infiltrating your country go

Spam. The food.

>>24056459

Spiders man,
Spiders man,
Haunted by them in my dreams
Waking up to my own screams
Those octo-legs that own my soul
Those fucking faggots need to go.
But no, they're here.
Surrounded everywhere.
You see one and you know
No matter where you go
There's another and another
A never ending horde or
Web spinners.

>>24056559

Mudslimes are divine
Benefit economy
The taxis they drive.
7/11 open 24/7
Gettin' your snack on all night.
72 women waitin' in heaven
Ask Ahmed, he knows the time.

>>24056579

Process pork, high in sodium
My heart can't take it,
makes my left arm numb.
Slice it, fry it, on rice, on buns
Doesn't mater to me
It's worth the runs.

Thai lady-boys.

one about finally getting with your oneitis and confirming her virginity

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True love lost. A kind of love you know you will never experience, ever again.

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>>24055911
do one about doge pretty please!

>>24057072
Gonna save up 10 dollars
To vacation in Thailand

5 cents per boy,
To put me into collars
10 cents more joy
That's just one cent per hour.
Living like a king
Inside of a fantasy
Putting on cock rings
Ruling that boipussy

>>24057149

Remember the times I walked you home
It's funny now, escaped the friendzone.
At long last, we're together, alone
I'm relived it's still there.
The hymen in your hole.

>>24057157

It's better to have loved and lost
That's what they say
I wish I never did,
regret it till this day.
I was there for you,
but you went away.

>>24057173

Such wow, much nice
Very cat, none mice
Stacy like, upboat Chad
Stupid doge, you make me look bad!

I nominate Boxxy, original queen of /b/.