>Send dad email asking for money
>Dad calls back almost immediately
>That sounds like a suicide letter son
>mfw
you guys think he'll give me the money?
Why does he think it sounds like that
>>24054173
because I made it seem like I was overly desperate and depressed
>>24054321
Laugh it off and say its for hookers and blow
>>24054364
He's a christfag
>>24053853
>>24054321
Well you're a douchebag for trying to take advantage of him, I hope you get nothing.
>>24054655
>take advantage of him
Have you never asked your parents for money?
>>24054888
>Asking for money
Or
>Pretend to be overly depressed for money
You're just a little faggot, you have to make him worry about you to give you money, you could just blatantly ask, or make your own money.
>>24054888
> have you never asked your parents for money
Nope. Not since I was maybe 10.
>>24053819
that's a good way to break the ice, don't you think?
>>24054370
Laugh it off and say its for church and bibles
>>24053819
What did you write, Anon?
>>24054942
>actually using the word "overly"
use a better word you stupid cukc
>>24054942
I actually am depressed.
>make my own money
What is this, 1980?
>>24054954
costanza.jpg
>>24055603
I bitched about capitalism and blind corporatism, and how my mom is a crazy bitch and he shouldn't have banged her.