/britfeel/ Friday edition

Peterborough is shit

Somerset is shit

>>24051154
Fuck off you foreign cunt

Birmingham is shit.

>claiming JSA
>not claiming Universal Credit

l
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>>24051154
>that image

I was waiting for a britfeel thread but not of this nature.

>>24051326
It really, really is. I didn't even think I was racist until I went to Birmingham.

>>24051326
fuck Birmingham

>>24051326
I agree. I hate Brummies as well. Worst people in the UK up there with chavs and Somalians tbf.

Any London cukneys raiding bins for food because they're bedsit rent is 900 quid a month? Hear kfc throw loads away if you can fight the Romanians for it. Glad you feel superior though I'm sure it keeps you warm at night as your landlord won't fix that cracked windows. Cuddled up to the 8 people you share with.

With love,

The North.

>>24051525
>eating the stuff KFC throws away

christ

>>24051525
t. deluded northerner

>>24051525
>being a northern subhuman

how's the strike going, commie?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-34736941

cor what are we like eh lads

>>24051403

I moved here from Canada. Birmingham turned me from a social marxist into a fascist.

>>24051525
>if you're not northern, you're from London

Midlander here, prices of the North, income of the south. Fuck you all

>>24051570
>calling the north commies when they're the most likely region to give based UKIP seats
enjoy Blue Labour and Cameron's juicy pork-scented benis, anon

>>24051326
I hate living in Birmingham, pakis everywhere and they're all such shitty drivers. I've had 2 crashes in the past year and both of them were pakis driving BMWs with black tinted windows and no insurance.

>>24051690
You're southern, deal with it nerd.

For the past week my left nipple has been unbearably itchy. What is happening to me

>>24051736
He's northern.
Anything beyond the home counties is northern.

>>24051792
You wearing a new shirt or something? Maybe you've gained weight and your clothes are tighter and it's rubbing against them more.

>>24051792
phantom pregnancy

>>24051792
the HRT is kicking in. now fuck off to /lgbt/

>be wagekek
>currently 'digitising' a bunch of paperwork
>essentially just a fuckload of scanning
>desktop scanner has been getting 'multifeed errors' for the last 50 minutes
>L I T E R A L L Y zero progress
>tfw could've spent that time browsing pictures of unhappy amphibians on /r9k/

>>24051868
So uh... don't use the multifeed.

>>24051816
Not a new shirt, but you reminded me we have new washing powder so it might be that.

Newcastle.

>>24051868
Our internet is down and since our phones use the internet too there is literally nothing for me to do. Been sat in the bog for the past hour taking a mighty dump.

>>24051259
I did my placement year there. Worst city i've ever had to live in. There's fuck all there and it's all really depressing. Even the city centre is complete dogshit.

>>24051690
Yeah but you have to live in the midlands

where's the real thread. we were promised freddo and the london sad man.

>>24051736
>>24051803
>call us northern/southern
>Blatantly called THE MIDLANDS

Are people this stupid?

>>24052308
Black Country is northern mate, sorry to tell you this.

>>24051716
wtf is it with Pakis and old BMWs?
The Nigs are the same, you always see them in some 10+ year old BMW or Merc.

Where does Norfolk sit on the north/south divide?

E S S E X
S
S
E
X

original

>>24052486
north

>>24052486
south

>>24052486
west

>>24052535
east

>>24051154
Im from AUS but yeah I feel for you guys
watching this doco on youtube about the welfare thingo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LerbK2ftcfE

Is it really that bad?

Got a 2,500 word essay due Monday which I haven't even started yet and can't bring myself to do it, wish me luck lads

>>24052852
>Is it really that bad?
No, these programs are made to make fun of the people like that, the scroungers are the minority, most people need benefits to survive, some just expose the system

>Tfw never see nig nogs and only a few pakis
I can never tell if you guys are just memeing for effect desu

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>>24051382
What's the difference?

Also, Hiro, sort this shit ouw.

top 5 shittest places to live
1. Clacton
2. Clacton
3. Clacton
4. Clacton
5. Clacton

All you Clacton Kektons need is a bag of smack and an std to get a job

>tfw hungover

>>24052917
don't bother

>>24052308
you must pick sides

>>24051882
>implying i'm going to sit here individually scanning each side of 4000+ double sided recording sheets
i'd rather just dick about all morning and report it to IT around lunch time. takes them so long to respond i'll be 'lucky' to get anything done all day

>>24053199
>tfw never get hungover

Drink a litre of water before you go to sleep and eat something fatty
And if you still wake up feeling like shit make some scrambled eggs

>>24053271

I'm 29 man, can't fight the ticking clock.

>>24052917
I have a 200 word essay due in 2 months. Should I just kill myself now?

>>24053393
It seems to be the only way out for you

>>24052535
SOUTHEND

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>first real match on tinder after 4 days of using the app
>not a bot as she hasn't messaged me yet
>about to message her
>she unmatches

Probably just swiping yes to everyone like I am to see who matches with her. Then she unmatched my ugly mug. I'm going to die alone lads.

FULL VIRTUAL REALITY WHEN

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A man who refused to come down from a Walton roof for nine hours is a fugitive wanted over a vicious burglary which saw a drug dealer stabbed and left for dead.

>>24053453
That's about 10 minutes away from me.
Surprised I didn't hear about it.

>>24051401
I know, its always a let down when somebody uses a shit image.
least its Friday man.

>>24052170
I haven't done that yet, I wasn't feeling well last night and went to bed early.
still got a bit of a headache from yesterday desu.
ill get it done for end of today for tomorrow hopefully.

fucking postman came and didn't bring me anything I was expecting...reee

Is it possible for post to come this late?

Amazon said my order is arriving today but it hasnt come.

>>24053432
BASILDON

>>24053233
I pick the middle east since the local news is within the East midlands

>>24053508
me too, pretty mad. the lad they robbed got brain damaged, wheelchair bound and receives 24-hour care now

>>24053551
lad post can come till about 3.
you could however get a lazy postman who doesn't like carrying too much.

>>24053551
up to 5pm mate

>>24053453
>>24053578
what so he stabbed a drug dealer, now the drug dealers in a wheelchair..

so? whats bad about that?

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Are you a feminist yet? Why not?

>>24053619
ree tbetaqbhwyofom(to be entirely truthful and quite brutally honest with you oh family of mine)

>>24053519
need to fill this thread so we can get a new one.

post slags lads

Just bought two proper normie games lads. Black Ops 3 and Need For Speed.

Going to invite Smith, Smithy, Smitho, The Smithster, Kayden, Brayden , Jayden and Aiden over later.

>qt 18yo gril who works at reception brought her passport photo in for an id badge
>honestly tempted to 'lose' it and take it home
i feel like this is a new low

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>>24053673

>hey handsome, wanna neglect some kids with me? ;)

>>24053689
Photocopy fucktard

>>24053689
whats her name?

unoriginal

>>24053688
Don't forget to go for a cheeky nantes after.

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>>24053453
Even violent bong thugs dress like turbo faggots

>>24053688
>not inviting Deano

you two fallen out or something?

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>>24053599
>>24053601
It just arrived lads

>>24053619
>tfw your favourite band release their new single and it is feminazi propganda and then they go on Twitter and start calling people MRA and Manchildren if they don't like it for attention and then tell people not to come to their gigs anymore and they don't want you as fans if you don't like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=484psuotV98

Fucking feminism why can't it just stay away from things I love

>>24053688
>not inviting Stacey, Stace, Lacey, Lace, Tracey, Trace, Katie and Kate as well and making a night of it

>>24053688

You forgot Jonesy m8, though it's friday afternoon so he's probably pissed right up, top lad.

>>24053741
Aye, me and the lads were off to watch Spectre after nandos and he ditched us to go back home with his lass.

The fucking puff.

>>24053753

This is the gayest song I have ever heard in my life. Fucking hell reeeeee.

>>24053688
Also Jamal, Tyrone and Andre. Don't want anyone to think we're not diverse and multicultural.

>>24053778
Nothing gayer than shagging a woman

>>24053753
that gave me fucking cancer mate

it's really your own fault for liking such shit

>>24053718
copier only does greyscale bud

>>24053719
Lauren desu

>>24053742
what'd you order mate

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Birthday today lads.

Depressed as all hell.

>>24053835
>what'd you order mate
Black ops 3

Literally only want it to play with my mates until fallout comes out

>>24053849
Happy birthday lad

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>>24053849

Happy Birthday pal, have a rare pepe.

Is abraxas back online yet? I'm at work so I can't check.

>>24053803
They used to be good like 10 years ago tbf before they became sjws

>>24053849
Happy birthday mate

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I have a proposition lads. My proposition is the following. Me and you lad, right, we'll give each other emails, throwaway emails. Not penpals or any such lame shit.

It'll be like a diary for both of us, like poleaboos blog but anonymous, no names or pictures so it couldn't come back to us. We'll meme each other, tell each other about our shitty lives and suicide plans, whatever if it's illegal, racist, immoral fucking crude, disgusting. I'll respond every time.

Get back to me lad.

Anybody play old school runescape here? Took it up for nostalgia reasons, started yesterday

Might be fun to pass time with robots latsr

>>24053849
Happy birthday lad

>>24054178
Theresa May pls go

>>24054178

Nice try Dave, i'm not helping you keep your job at GCHQ.

>>24054200
I'd love to get back into it but I just can't be bothered. Lost the motivation to play it again and learn what's new.

Randomly picked up a girl at the club the other day, feels good man

Who /yazooandkindermilkslices/ here?

>>24054215

Well done, you should put her down now though.

mfw was only in jobcenter for 2 minutes today thanks to NEET enabling employee there

just had a shave tbqh

>>24054213
Old school runescape is 2007 carbon copy, with some minor UI upgrades like mouse camera movement and a full screen mode

Same graphics, same skills, areas as when you where a kid

>>24054228
Cracking banter lad, I left myself open though desu

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>>24054210
>>24054212
this is content

>>24054215
Leave now

Now

>>24054304
nah, you're alright t b h

Genuinely a member of GCHQ here.

Yes, I can see who you are, and yes Mike, I do have your dick pics. You need to get that red rash treated though, it's looking pretty rough.

Alex and John, just a heads up, your piss porn fetish will be getting banned soon so I'd sort it out, robot to robot.

Couple of you using proxies, because I doubt there's a real Nigerian called Jaffa here. Unless there is, then welcome.

Also what's with all the robots from Nuneaton? There's at least 4 of you, you need a meet up soon

>>24054239
based jc employee?? what

>>24054374

>banning piss porn

Fuck this Government. I want to watch women pissing on men goddammit.

>>24054374
What's my name, GCHQ man.

>>24054374
You can't see me I'm an alien.

>>24054374

I've got a mate who just started at GCHQ and the only relevant qualification he has is a MSc in computer science.

One year of tappylappying on a keyboard and he gets a gig there. Standards are lower than you think.

>>24052986
it's your own fault newfag

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Just had some chicken for lunch lads now time for a Friday beer.

>>24054474
This is true I know a kiddie who works at the MOD doing some top secret shit he won't tell anyone about and he doesn't even have a degree.

>>24054474
Standards are lower than you think at literally every institution, even if it sounds impressive. Atm all employers are looking for normies with great 'communication skills'. I know someone who graduated with a 2:1 in CS with a batchelors and works at an investment bank making money. 'Yeah I've got a great degree! but we all have great degrees, what really makes you standout? :)' god these fuckers really, yeah great 2:1 mate really outstanding.

t. a salty bitch

Took a Valium at work and dozed off for 4 hours, great way to make the day pass quickly if I am honest with you kindred.

No food at home, too tired to cook anything so I'm getting some food out.

I fancy a change from my local take away, what's a good place to walk in and get some decent food in Manchester?

>>24054622
I graduated with a 2:2 and got on a graduate program, thanks nepotism!

>>24054639
yeah I could use that right now, my day is total shit so far fuck.

>>24054639
Great way to fuck up your life and lose your job too

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I was at a party with Peter Andre, I met him while trying to buy weed in Birmingham and we had been talking with each other for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and he was playing beer pong with George Michael. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down. George made a bet that if Peter lost against him, he would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing Peter loses (because he is bad singer) and ends up literally taking his pecs out for everyone to see. Then George, presumably to try his luck, bet Peter that if he lost again he would have to suck his dick. Peter turns to me and smiles with his father-of-the-year grin and says "I know I can win this time! I've sucked a lot of cocks in the past to get my record deal"

I thought he was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then he loses again, and this George asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and Peter responds with some bullshit like "This is insania" Within the space of fifteen seconds Peter is literally on his knees, topless, sucking George's dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta faggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear George saying "Go, show him. Let him see" Peter taps me on the shoulder, opens his mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Peter Andre. Fuck George Michael. Fuck life. I'm out.

>>24054648
I hear you guys have great burgers in Manchester is that true? I'd like to come up and try them if it is.

>tfw crush on Polish qt at work but muh social anxiety means they just think I'm a freak

Why lads? Meanwhile there are 2 English girls interested in me but I'm not attracted to them.

>>24054689
>sneaking pasta past the robot

naughty

>>24054706
That's weird mate. I find it much easier to attract European girls than British girls. British girls are slags desu.

>>24054682
Lone office worker m8, so no one will notice.

>>24054692
Yes, try Almost Famous m8, insane burgers
>>24054742
Well, she's way more attractive than me so...

I walked past a girl yesterday who was so European looking if Id have unscrewed her there would have been a smaller version inside.

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>>24054742
European girls in the UK look like this.

What is it about this girl, but to me she just looks like she is a real horrible cunt.

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>>24054682
>wanting to have a job
>2015

>>24054793
No upper lip

>>24054706
East European women seem to be everywhere. They've taken over the town I live in. I don't mind, but I haven't had many interactions with them. Are they nicer?

Failed my driving test boys.
Can't get another one for like a month.
Somebody kill me

>>24054842
Not really desu, I find some of them quite rude and contrary to popular belief they're not really any more attractive than British girls. This particular Polish girl though...

feel like an absolute cunt for time wasting in the last 20 minutes on a game of FIFA online, just wanted to get to 40 wins with only 3 losses

made him rage quit in the end : /

>>24054842
I find Eastern Euro women to be nice. They are more conservative and less loud that typical British slags but are still fun to be around. Unless you're black. They absolutely will not go near black/muslim guys.

>>24054899
You do know FIFA online results are pre determined right?

>>24054892
Stop with the desu, you stupid Jap loving god damn freak.

>>24054911
>They absolutely will not go near black/muslim guys.
That applies to most sane caucasian women m8

>>24054919
t. someone who can barely get more wins that loses

if that was the case why do I always have an 85%+ win rate every year

surely it would try even me out and give the lesser players with not as good records wins against me

>tfw 23 degrees today after being cold and rainy last two weeks

Feel good man.

>>24054941
Not where I'm from. Chavs though I suppose.

>>24053255

and they wonder why the British economy is in the shitter

>tfw Nelly is doing a UK tour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSDWq6HsJE

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>>24055067
>mfw this song is 15 years old

>>24054892
>I find some of them quite rude

I don't mind bluntness. One Polish woman I spoke to was very nice. And weirdly I ended up having a very long conversation with her, despite her being a complete stranger.

Does anyone else experience this - you end up having rather longer and more personal conversations with people from other nations than your fellow compatriots? I remember speaking to a Swedish woman for hours, and we barely knew one another.

>and contrary to popular belief they're not really any more attractive than British girls.

I agree. But they are in better shape than your average Brit.

>>24053453
>drug dealer stabbed and left for dead.

Good.

i want a coffee but cant be bothered to get up

>>24055148
>coffee
fuck off yank

>>24054252
I play, been dmming last few days, was mems now not because I don't feel like funding fagex

give us ur ingame name

>>24054892

the eastern european chicks in england are trash. theyre from the poorest areas so imagine
the english women from poorest areas going for work abroad. Same thing desu senpai

the women actually in places like Poland, phwoar! now they are way hotter than brits

>>24055148
fuck off frenchie

>this comment was not orignal kek

>post a comment on Youtube less then an hour ago
>it all already has 90 thumbs up and loads of replies
>got 2000 reddit karma for a post yesterday

I bet when you're reading this you're REALLY jealous of how good I am get utterly pointless imaginary internet points.

>>24054706
>Why lads? Meanwhile there are 2 English girls interested in me but I'm not attracted to them.

They're all whores wherever they're from, don't bother m8.

>>24055240
I went on my old Youtube account awhile ago and saw I had a load of messages I'd never looked at telling me how funny comments I made were. I have no idea what the comments even were but apparently I used to be funny so that's good.

>>24054226
>yazoo
Yazoo tastes like fucking vomit.

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>>24055240
>that feel when shitloads of comments with over 200 thumbs up and 20k reddit link and comment karma

>>24055166
>fuck off yank

Tea is disgusting, m8. Low caffeine too.

What's the point of this lads? Why do we spend our lives shit posting here all day?

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>looking at a menu
>6 spicy wings 4bong
>12 spicy wings 5bongfiddy

>>24055003
Chavs arent sane.
The vast majority of women are closeted racists

>>24055317
>liking any hot beverage
>>24055337
If theres a morleys near you they are dirt cheap and taste ok

>>24055322
what's the alternative?

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>>24054706
>Polish qt
Patrician taste. Slavs are best girls.
>mfw 4 different eastern European families live in my neighbourhood, all with hot women

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>>24054813
dank meme, chap

https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=17495582

>this job is perfect
>application via phone or in person only
>anxiety prevents me from calling in

>>24055317
>Relying on the stimulant Jew

>>24055425
I don't know. Surely anything could be better than this? That said I'm here forever.

>>24055434
wtf lad that is ultimate wageslavery

>>24055480
i'm open to suggestions

>>24055434
>walking 20 miles a day
>for 8 hours
>getting 53.60 for this.

is this bait or are you retarded?

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i want to be little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>24055482
I feel worthless living at home without a job, everyone around me is disgusted by my existence

>>24055434
I used to work at a fairly quiet family run phone shop

>new kiddie starts
>passes interview and everything
>first couple of days he is fine
>just on the counter speaking to a couple of customers doing a few basic transactions
>whenever phone rings asks one of us to answer for him
>says it is because he is new he is fine with the phone but only when he gets more comfortable in the role
>about 2 weeks in tell him today he'll be in charge of answering the phone
>phone starts ringing
>he won't pick it up
>pick it up for hm
>afterwards he says he has a headache which is why he didn't pick it up
>says if he can just go the shop and get some paracetamol he'll be fine and do the next call
>goes to shop to get some paracetamol
>never comes back
>keeps the uniform
>try to call him
>his phone is switched off for the entire following week
>disappears from Facebook
>doesn't answer emails
>never heard from again

He seemed like a complete normie as well

>>24053578
Does it matter though? The guy was a drug dealer, not exactly someone to feel sorry for.

>>24055541
There is literally nothing wrong with drug dealing. They supply a product and receive money in return. Everybody wins. It's the government's fault they even exist in such numbers.

>>24055513
Sounds pretty comfy desu just walking around putting leaflets in doors. Could just listen to podcasts all day while you walk about.

>>24055513
It's good for your buns and ties

>>24055576
until it pisses down all day

>>24055599
Rain would make it even comfier as there'd be no one else about. Just need the right clothes.

You could also turn up hungover and it wouldn't matter because you're just walking about by yourself all day.

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>>24055432
only the dankest

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>>24053453
w2cop jacket?

>>24054426
Piss porn is all I can get off to. Think I might have start stocking up and downloading vids.

>>24052459

Fuck, I am white and I drive a 17 year old BMW.

Mine is totally standard and in really good condition so that counts for something though, right?

>>24055642
Its gay as fuck why would you want it?
Unless...

>>24054793
she looks like a layer cake villain

>>24055724
fucked a trap last night, I'll let you decide

What's for tea lads?

>>24055779
have a ham mushroom pizza my mum gave me when i saw her

such a doll

>>24055779
Enchiladas m8

WE NEED A NEW THREAD MADE

>>24055863
no we don't... chill faggot.

Friday night motherfuckers

Can't wait to sit alone playing vidya.

Is 'hey cutie' a good opening line on tinder? It's probably another bot but it might not be. I don't want to mess this up since I only get a new match every 5-6 days.

woke up today and felt like shit, time to order like 4 burgers from a takeaway tonight lads

WE NEED A NEW THREAD

>>24056114
you aint getting one till ive done the image ffs, which im doing now, with my headache. so stop complaining

Completely stopped talking to the girl I liked for some reason, the last I spoke to her was on our date two weeks ago. I don't even know why I do it, it'd be awkward to message her now

>>24055983
I'm taking some MDMA and playing final fantasy x, can't wait.

>>24051154
what kind of a fucking OP image is that you utter pleb?