Sorry robots and wojaks. /r9k/ has been taken over by a new crowd,

>>/lgbt/
You have a board. You're not gonna just take a different board.

Why don't you post there? Or on /b/, if you're just after porn. Or /soc/ if you're looking for a fudgehole to plow.

Can't believe I've been sharing my feels with freaks and faggots.

you fags have your own board, eat shit and die tbqh

>>24049774
Lots of gay people on this board. It's nice cause I make lots of gay threads myself.

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I'm just telling it how it is.

This board wasn't always for kissless virgins to share their feels. '08-'10 it was more of a haven for old /b/ fags, it was taken over by whiny self-hating spergs.

Now a new dawn is rising, and the gays now outweigh the depressed spergs. Either assimilate or be displaced.

suck my dick fags

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>>24049912
Post it. Prove this board's new culture.

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>>24049912
I'd love to! Do you live in Texas?

>tfw cuteboysexual

>>24049879
With the robot reactivated, I expect many of the pity partiers will migrate to reddit where they do not need to prove they are human to whine about women not courting them (unless starting a new thread).

>>24049879
I'd be okay with this turn of events. It's still tons better than the frogposter menace.

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>>24050777
How masculine can you go?

>>24049956
>>24049974
haha silly fags
youll never suck my dick because im straight and i despise you more than whores

but thanks for the attention, is this how women feel 23hours a day?

>>24049974
post a picture, you whore

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who else jumped on the bandwagon before it was cool?

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>>24050823
Whatever. I-It's not like I wanted to suck your big fat cock anyway.

>>24050821

Not very, even traps are kinda bad because I despise how artificial they are, it would have to be someone who was as cute as a girl without really trying very hard to, but that's extremely hard to find.

>>24050850
its actually big and fat
no women could swallow it as a whole
they did try hard though

>>24050898
So you wouldn't get with a brogrammer who shaved his face three days ago and most body hair a couple months ago?

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>tfw no aus bf

>tfw no trap bae to suck your cock

>>24050939

Nah m8. This is the problem when people insist on lumping trap lovers in with normal bisexuals, we've been spoiled by 2d and 3d deception, guys that feminine aren't normal in the slightest.

>>24051021
Even the most fem twink isn't going to get up early Sunday morning to shave for you. You're straight so you'll need to learn to deal with women.

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>>24049774
Nice try scum, but you have a far greater threat to contend with

The Tbh fAm horde has already broken this board across its knee.

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>tfw no robot bf to mind break me

>>24051067

I know, my standards are very unrealistic, but it's still something I'd like to experience if even for a short while.

>>24051139
hire a femboy escort

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>>24051132
are you cute ?_?

describe yourself!

>>24049774
enjoy your false sense of security, but the timer ticks down with every second.

>>24051422
chubby 5'11 180, longish hair
tfw not cute

>>24051132
Do go on, this sounds like my fetish

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>>24051481
you're short and have long hair, that's cute. just stop eating so much baka

>>24051547
i know but its hard and eating feels good

I like traps.
There's a cute one at work i want to fuck
But, Have GF...
Dem feels

>>24051460
what timer lol

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>>24051482
i want a robot to rape my brain till i have love hearts for pupils

>>24051593
The way you phrased that.. mm

holy kek r9gay that actually snuck up on me. and yeah I like dick

>>24051191

Might be the only way, might have to go the sugar daddy route.

>>24051565
does it feel better than dick tho

>>24051593
Be mine.

>>24051637
i wouldn't know
tfw perma virgin

>>24051686
Dick is hilariously easy to get if you're gay.

>>24051718
yeah i know, but i'm massively insecure

>>24051686
well youve probably tried putting something in your ass so how did that rank up to your coveted chocolate bars

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I want a cute petite bf to watch anime and play videogames with on steam.

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>>24051747
You're taller and weigh less than I did when I got some strange from the internet. Even if you're not cute, you can find someone to fuck, and then pretend it never happened if you don't want to.

this gay thing is just a meme.
why is this board the meme hive? they made s4s for a reason.

>>24050950
Iktf anon
>tfw nzboy
>no aus bf

>tfw invisible posts

>>24051805
post more bus. I have a signed copy but I left it at my parents.

>>24051785
how awful is your personality that you're still having to do this?

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Who /gay4ray/ here?

>>24051567
Ask gf if shes interested in threesum

>>24051849
he uggs up the tranny threads on soc fucking why

>>24051836
Only one I have.

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>>24051843
It's pretty wonderful, you seem somewhat angered with me which turns me on a bit.

>>24051871
you should feel bad. there are 145 other bus' waiting to be collected
gotta catch em all

>>24051902
Can I just berate you for a bit then? Sounds like we'd both enjoy it

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>>24051867

It seems people either love him or hate him. Either way he's quite popular in those threads.

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>>24051934
You take my posts way too seriously.

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>>24051593
T E X A S
E
X
A
S

>tfw live in the middle of nowhere in huge state

>>24051959
Oh, okay then sorry for the misunderstanding.

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>>24051979
Why are you apologizing. Don't make me laugh.

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>>24051902
nah i'm white, i couldn't begin to care. i usually just have someone else make fun of you for me but i'm bored

>>24051999
what if I want you to laugh at me? also I have observed your repeating digits.

>>24051953
got a horse dick and a face as busted as one too.

>>24052006
Does getting fucked in the ass like that really make you cum? I want to experience that so badly.

>>24051972
could be worse anon, you could live in a country in the middle of no where

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>>24052069

How can say that, he's such a cute!

>>24052089
Not only cum, its an orgasm about x10 more powerful

First time i done it i lay shaking on my bed for a couple of minutes

>>24052095
Yeah id kill to live in Texas, so many of the traps and cuteboys i talk too are from there

But no, i live in the middle of fucking new zealand

>>24052115
Now I want to get fucked in the ass.

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>>24052115
Mmm. That sounds so fucking hot. It's a shame that I'm a permavirgin otherwise I'd kill to be fucked until I cum.

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>>24052137
>>24052146
all you have to do is not be obese and the rest happens on its own

>>24052237
Why are you not on your knees at my hosue?

>>24052129
Texas is twice the size of your country.

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You're worse than kikes. Kikes actually give you some bux before extorting the living daylights out of you. You cunts just spread disease and moral decay wherever you go, before people kick you out.

>>24052237
Hnng.. nofap taking its toll over here

>>24052271
You complain about jews but preach a jewish moral. What you think is the root of your homophobia? Pro tip, the old testament.

>>24052129
Where in nz do you live? I'm in chch.

i'm gay but... Honrstly, you damn cute/anime girls posters are the most annoying type of shittters.
Can't you just be a normal gay and post normal gay things, like real MANLY men?
Everyfucking gay thread here looks more like a weeaboo cicle jerking club.

>>24052374
well my excuse is i'm bi

>>24052237

I'm slim and have a nice butt. :3

>>24052477
Prove it pls

>>24050950
Location? Perth?

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i believe flexibility is a crucial skill for a gay guy and I wanna show off.
Are you also flexible?

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>>24052524
Damn you, IOShit

>>24052497
qld sorry

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>>24052484
you can be the judge.

>>24052584
Please come here and let me bury myself in that already

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>>24052555
I would love to suck your cock.

>>24052633
Thank you. It was about time I got some apreciation. Although it bothers me that you feel the need to post an anime girl...

it feels good having our own board. /lgbt/ is awful lol

>>24050950
no sluts to play with in syd

>>24052663
More anons should appreciate your lovely flexibility. Sorry if posting my waifu offended you in any way, I just think adding images to replies is a lot more lively than just text.

>>24052624
make me salads and it's a deal.

>>24052716
i have no objections to that

nerds

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>>24049774
If you grew up watching this film you're probably bisexual, robot with a foot-fetish by now.

They made Peter Pan such a twink that looking back I can't believe I was fed this propaganda. Seriously, he looks like lgbt-tan. Oh, and he is underage, so if you find him even remotely appealing you're a creep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQu42a_nhRE

>>24052701
It didn't, it just triggers me... If youre gay why you have a waifu? Shouldn't you have a husbandu?

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS YOU LITERALLY HAVE A QUARANTINE BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Robots, here is the deal!

>Become gay
>Get sprinkled with fairy dust
>Never grow up
>Don't follow any of the SJW rules
>Be a lost boy
>Get a nice cute boy

You will be flying!

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Poor unhappy robots

why do they persist in suffering?

We try to save them

but they just keep running back to missery

Why?

>>24052738
you make me happy.

Any traps in sydney?

>>24049842
And you shit-posters have your own website, it's called reddit.

Fuck off

Trap here, Can we not fuck with /r9k/ please? Can we be unironically nice to these men?

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>>24049806
>>24049842
>people think /lgbt/ is for porn
>people think /lgbt/ is a containment board
Please don't be such a newfag from now on, okay? Everyone knows that 4chan is populated by homosexuals.

>>24049774
Fuck off queer, desu
get outta my board desu desu

>>24054573
omg r u hiroshima nagasaki? :DDD

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>>24054661
whad x-DDDD

>>24054680
>my board

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>>24054715
dont take my posts too seriously desu~

why do you guys come and shitpost some form pf this thread consistently everyday, I am actually curious? I mean I am a femboy and I like being bullied but you really do post this thread every single day.

>>24049774


> we /r9gay/ now

As if it wasn't already, you make me laugh

>tfw /r9k/ has made you gay
Please someone help me ;-;

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>>24054944
>likes being bullied
Geez, now that's pathetic! Do you like people calling you dick little too!?

>>24055147
I do like that but only when guys do it. I know my penis isn't small though.

>>24055147
My dick *is* little, pointing that out doesn't count as bullying. I can't get mad at somebody for pointing out the obvious.

>>24054944

I really can't understand how people think these threads are any worse than the other activity on this board, like praising spree killers, complaining about being a virgin for the millionth time, complaining about woman for the billionth time, planning suicides no one here will ever follow through on, etc. Seriously, even without the literal faggots this place would still be filled with faggots, imo we fit right in because this board is 90% bullshit anyway. The best thing going for it is sharing feels, and even that's just wasting time rolling around in your shit instead of going outside and fixing anything, fuck this place.

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SAVE US, RICK

WHO SF BAY AREA HERE

I NEED MY COCK SUCKED

>>24055270
Don't worry, I'm a guy, and your penis is small to me.

>>24055341
Then what does a sad little dicklet like you get off on then?

>>24055500
no it's not anon! I swear it's bigger than average!

>>24051718
>Dick is hilariously easy to get if you're gay.
Stop this meme right now. A robot is a robot, and a robot doesn't get laid no matter who they fancy.

>>24055614
You could get laid in this thread, right now. Just push a qt sub boy around a bit and he'll worship you.

>>24055614

Just present yourself on craigslist as a virgin bottom, you will get at least 20 dicks.

>>24049774
No fag

>>24055527
You'd be lucky to have me play with it, much less someone else. How big is it? I doubt its enough to please someone.

>>24055614
>has life on easy mode
>"b-b-but a robot!"
You can still browse this board and act like a victim while getting your dick sucked every day. I've been a robot with a girlfriend for 5 years and there's no sign of going back to the single life

>>24055728
It's 6 inches anon. It's not terribley big but it's okay, right?

>>24055931
Only six!? You made it out to be a monster! I guess its okay, but I have to say I'm disappointed. I was expecting 8 at least. I was right, you'd be lucky to have me play with it. You would have to beg.

>>24056003
Sorry I didn't mean to make you disappointed anon! You know i hate doing anon, Please forgive me?

gaybots, how do you find the capacity to love? do you even bother?
i just woke up from dreaming about foreplay with a woman where I was just kinda going through the motions wishing i was with a good hard man i could respect, and that seems like it could be frighteningly close to being a premonition de geso
but it's not as if i was particularly emotionally present the last time I got physically close to a man, so idk, maybe i'm always going to be an emotionally dead cyborg

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>>24056189
no we just fugg m8

>>24056131
Hmph. Maybe if your lucky Ill give you a reach around sometime. Just make sure your butt is ready to handle me. You gotta please me with something, and it certainly wont be your dick.

>>24056003
You're obviously an ugly male with gender issues. You'll never be pretty in the panties you awkwardly bought at Victoria's Secret, claiming them to be for your 'girlfriend'.

Kill yourself.

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>>24056425
I already confirmed that I'm a male. I'm not here to be a trap, I'm here to fuck them, you
B A K A
A S S
M O T H E R
F U C K E R

>>24055637
>i'm the sub
>but not cute

;_;

>>24056340
I am sorry I put your hopes up anyway anon, I knew I wasn't going to use it. I shouldn't of opened my mouth unless you were going to fuck it.

>>24056681
Why don't you just go jerk your little clit off, and work your boypussy too. Get it all broken in, and let me know how long it takes for you to cum.

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>tfw you're not gay but just want to be in gay relationship with another robot and don't know how to ask

>>24056796
I do it often enough anyway anon.

>>24056574
That's easy to fix honestly. Any good dom will mold a sub to suit them.

So long as the sub is willing, that is.

>>24057372
I know, it just seems like everyone is either a trap or a chaser. I'm not dominant enough for a trap or cute enough for a chaser so I'm completely missing my niche.

REEEEEEEE I'm not that desperate to turn gay you degenerate faggots.
I want real love. Not some decadent lust that ends up in terminal illness. And that's all you fairies have to offer.

>>24058092
But I just want to cuddle, play vidya, smoke weed and hate the world together.

>>24058130
You sound like an alright bf, but there's gotta be a lot of butt stuff. Cuddling is great, but you don't get cuddles without the boners, and you cant just let boners lie.

>>24057756
I like that type, the idea of making a boy nice and cute it appealing to me. I'm a bit of a switch myself, it's a rare type to be sure, and I certainly don't have the cute thing going for me.

>>24052356
Tfw slept then got a reply.

Im chch too :3

>>24058405
I have very slow sex drive, I might get a boner while cuddling but I don't need sex

>>24058527
I have to go to work, but if you want to keep talking feel free to post steam/skype or something and I'll add you later.

>>24054048
>tfw waited an hour for a response
>didn't get one
>wake up, see this

Come back to me

>>24056826
Just ask~

>>24058842
But how?
>I know this sounds kind of weird, but I really like you and might even want to be more than friends. I know we're both totally not gay but we should still try.

>>24058954
Your indefinately bisexual or your mistaking friendship for a relationship

>>24058703
[email protected]

We can figure out Skype or Steam from there. Keep it a bit more... Personal.

>>24058619
That's a shame. It feels like guys usually have higher sex drives. Put those drives together and sparks fly fast. That's why these threads immediately turn slutty. I'm sure you'll find a guy to fit you some day! Just maybe not in these threads.

>>24058984
I definitely don't mistake it for a relationship but I'm just saying it could be one. He doesn't seem to pay attention to females and I will never get a girlfriend, he says he loves me and he have done some pretty gay stuff like cuddling or nuzzling noses together and I really wanted to try kissing that time. But I can't be sure if he wants to be stay just as friends and I might ruin everything.

>tfw plug is 2/3 of an inch larger than you expected
>tfw can't get it all the way in
>tfw cum buckets to the feeling of being stretched wide
No homo though.

>>24059258
Pls post picz

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>>24049774
>r9gay
>posts 2D traps which are designed around the straight or bi audience

Wouldn't pic-related be more your kind of thing?

>>24059258
You should totally show it to me on skype

>>24059269
>>24059282
Damn, y'all niggas are gay af.
Smh tbqhwy.

>>24059276
Chads make nervous, i like soft cuddly boys

>>24059319
Lets have a threesome

I'm gonna need the slim qt with the nice ass from this thread last night to appear now...

pls?

>>24059400
Hes gone anon, you shouldnt have gone sleepies

>>24059346
I'm in senpai

>>24059429
Yeah, I know.. feelsbadman.

>>24059276
No because the shiteaters here are prison gay.

>>24059547
Dw anon i asked last night if someone was from NZ then fell asleep but someone replied and they were in my small city 333333:

It could have been love

>>24049806
>>24049842

lgbt is 99% tranny posts

>>24059908
That's real neato anon

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>tfw already gay
>tfw a robot so it doesn't matter
>tfw not cute so no one wants me as a sub
>tfw not successful,hot and always dominant so no one wants me as a top
not interested in one night stands with guys 30 years older than me. i just want a robot bf but it seems that'll never happen.

>>24058997
I think I might be asexual. Like I'm 25 and virgin but sex is something I've never even wanted to do. I guess I had these feelings ever since I was 18 and everyone was talking about sex but I didn't get what's the big deal. I turn to science fiction and other things where I don't have to face sex because it just kinds of makes me feel uncomfortable that I'm supposed to want something I don't want. Yet I still want to feel romance and I have felt arousal before.

>>24060228
Yeah you're shit outta luck tee bee aych

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>>24059276
No, that's not appealing at all. I like pic related though, along with animu grillboys

>>24058611
Whereabouts are you? perhaps we should meet up

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Just made this wallpaper 2bh familias

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>>24060365
Why do you like anime boys? what would be the real world equivalent of that??

>tfw stop being gay as soon as it's 3DPD
>tfw I will never get impaled by a giant futa cock

>>24062260

I browse lgbt and r9k, lgbt is slow and lame to be honest with you. Funny how r9k is better at being gay than the literal gay board