Sorry robots and wojaks. /r9k/ has been taken over by a new crowd, its no longer your club for feels and women hate. Majority rules.
We /r9gay/ now.
I'm just telling it how it is.
This board wasn't always for kissless virgins to share their feels. '08-'10 it was more of a haven for old /b/ fags, it was taken over by whiny self-hating spergs.
Now a new dawn is rising, and the gays now outweigh the depressed spergs. Either assimilate or be displaced.
With the robot reactivated, I expect many of the pity partiers will migrate to reddit where they do not need to prove they are human to whine about women not courting them (unless starting a new thread).
How masculine can you go?
Whatever. I-It's not like I wanted to suck your big fat cock anyway.
Not very, even traps are kinda bad because I despise how artificial they are, it would have to be someone who was as cute as a girl without really trying very hard to, but that's extremely hard to find.
Nah m8. This is the problem when people insist on lumping trap lovers in with normal bisexuals, we've been spoiled by 2d and 3d deception, guys that feminine aren't normal in the slightest.
Nice try scum, but you have a far greater threat to contend with
The Tbh fAm horde has already broken this board across its knee.
you're short and have long hair, that's cute. just stop eating so much baka
i want a robot to rape my brain till i have love hearts for pupils
I want a cute petite bf to watch anime and play videogames with on steam.
You're taller and weigh less than I did when I got some strange from the internet. Even if you're not cute, you can find someone to fuck, and then pretend it never happened if you don't want to.
It's pretty wonderful, you seem somewhat angered with me which turns me on a bit.
It seems people either love him or hate him. Either way he's quite popular in those threads.
You take my posts way too seriously.
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>tfw live in the middle of nowhere in huge state
Why are you apologizing. Don't make me laugh.
nah i'm white, i couldn't begin to care. i usually just have someone else make fun of you for me but i'm bored
How can say that, he's such a cute!
Mmm. That sounds so fucking hot. It's a shame that I'm a permavirgin otherwise I'd kill to be fucked until I cum.
all you have to do is not be obese and the rest happens on its own
You're worse than kikes. Kikes actually give you some bux before extorting the living daylights out of you. You cunts just spread disease and moral decay wherever you go, before people kick you out.
i'm gay but... Honrstly, you damn cute/anime girls posters are the most annoying type of shittters.
Can't you just be a normal gay and post normal gay things, like real MANLY men?
Everyfucking gay thread here looks more like a weeaboo cicle jerking club.
i believe flexibility is a crucial skill for a gay guy and I wanna show off.
Are you also flexible?
More anons should appreciate your lovely flexibility. Sorry if posting my waifu offended you in any way, I just think adding images to replies is a lot more lively than just text.
If you grew up watching this film you're probably bisexual, robot with a foot-fetish by now.
They made Peter Pan such a twink that looking back I can't believe I was fed this propaganda. Seriously, he looks like lgbt-tan. Oh, and he is underage, so if you find him even remotely appealing you're a creep.
Poor unhappy robots
why do they persist in suffering?
We try to save them
but they just keep running back to missery
>people think /lgbt/ is for porn
>people think /lgbt/ is a containment board
Please don't be such a newfag from now on, okay? Everyone knows that 4chan is populated by homosexuals.
dont take my posts too seriously desu~
why do you guys come and shitpost some form pf this thread consistently everyday, I am actually curious? I mean I am a femboy and I like being bullied but you really do post this thread every single day.
>likes being bullied
Geez, now that's pathetic! Do you like people calling you dick little too!?
I really can't understand how people think these threads are any worse than the other activity on this board, like praising spree killers, complaining about being a virgin for the millionth time, complaining about woman for the billionth time, planning suicides no one here will ever follow through on, etc. Seriously, even without the literal faggots this place would still be filled with faggots, imo we fit right in because this board is 90% bullshit anyway. The best thing going for it is sharing feels, and even that's just wasting time rolling around in your shit instead of going outside and fixing anything, fuck this place.
>has life on easy mode
>"b-b-but a robot!"
You can still browse this board and act like a victim while getting your dick sucked every day. I've been a robot with a girlfriend for 5 years and there's no sign of going back to the single life
Only six!? You made it out to be a monster! I guess its okay, but I have to say I'm disappointed. I was expecting 8 at least. I was right, you'd be lucky to have me play with it. You would have to beg.
gaybots, how do you find the capacity to love? do you even bother?
i just woke up from dreaming about foreplay with a woman where I was just kinda going through the motions wishing i was with a good hard man i could respect, and that seems like it could be frighteningly close to being a premonition de geso
but it's not as if i was particularly emotionally present the last time I got physically close to a man, so idk, maybe i'm always going to be an emotionally dead cyborg
Hmph. Maybe if your lucky Ill give you a reach around sometime. Just make sure your butt is ready to handle me. You gotta please me with something, and it certainly wont be your dick.
You're obviously an ugly male with gender issues. You'll never be pretty in the panties you awkwardly bought at Victoria's Secret, claiming them to be for your 'girlfriend'.
I already confirmed that I'm a male. I'm not here to be a trap, I'm here to fuck them, you
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>tfw you're not gay but just want to be in gay relationship with another robot and don't know how to ask
I like that type, the idea of making a boy nice and cute it appealing to me. I'm a bit of a switch myself, it's a rare type to be sure, and I certainly don't have the cute thing going for me.
That's a shame. It feels like guys usually have higher sex drives. Put those drives together and sparks fly fast. That's why these threads immediately turn slutty. I'm sure you'll find a guy to fit you some day! Just maybe not in these threads.
I definitely don't mistake it for a relationship but I'm just saying it could be one. He doesn't seem to pay attention to females and I will never get a girlfriend, he says he loves me and he have done some pretty gay stuff like cuddling or nuzzling noses together and I really wanted to try kissing that time. But I can't be sure if he wants to be stay just as friends and I might ruin everything.
>posts 2D traps which are designed around the straight or bi audience
Wouldn't pic-related be more your kind of thing?
>tfw already gay
>tfw a robot so it doesn't matter
>tfw not cute so no one wants me as a sub
>tfw not successful,hot and always dominant so no one wants me as a top
not interested in one night stands with guys 30 years older than me. i just want a robot bf but it seems that'll never happen.
I think I might be asexual. Like I'm 25 and virgin but sex is something I've never even wanted to do. I guess I had these feelings ever since I was 18 and everyone was talking about sex but I didn't get what's the big deal. I turn to science fiction and other things where I don't have to face sex because it just kinds of makes me feel uncomfortable that I'm supposed to want something I don't want. Yet I still want to feel romance and I have felt arousal before.
No, that's not appealing at all. I like pic related though, along with animu grillboys
Why do you like anime boys? what would be the real world equivalent of that??