this board is objectively terrible why do you people even

>>24048842
I have nothing

>>24048842
Im here to laugh at you being here

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>>24048842
I only come here to enjoy the gay threads while making people as angry as possible in all of the other threads.

Tell me how to break away from this entire site and I'll do it.

I'm serious.

>>24048842
picking up fembots senpai, I fucked 4 now.

To bitch and moan mostly

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Morbid curiosity, for venting, and the occasional feel

>>24048876
Close the tab, and when you see yourself typing in the address or clicking your bookmark, just stop and think to yourself "how much better could I be if I didn't waste my life typing temporary messages to strangers on the Internet that will never benefit me in any way whatsoever."

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I feel a sense of unity.
I love you guys.

It's my birthday today. Can I get some (you)'s please? Even if it's just to insult me.

this is the only place where I can be myself

I really don't know
I only like a few of the threads here

>>24048842
I work 9 hour days by myself. It's always active and feels somewhat social, even if it's not healthy. Then I go home to my gf and forget about it

>>24048961
What's your first name?

>>24048961
(You)'re an aging faggot. Happy birthday senpai

>>24048961
happy birthday you unpleasant homosexual

>>24048842
It's just addiction that keeps me coming back.

>>24048961
Eat shit you fucking faggot loser.

H-happy birthday!

>>24049018
Mordecai

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>>24048842
Muscle memory.

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>24048961
Nope, your life is so worthless and terrible that I'm not even going to give you a "(you)". The reason your life sucks is because you've made horrible mistakes and continue to, and will continue to until you die pathetic, sad and lonely.

>>24049061
http://youtu.be/GVXUurc3iK0

Hbd

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>>24049084
For real, I can just feel the movements I need to make it from the homescreen to this board.

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>>24048842
Because I'm objectively terrible.

>>24049120
Shit like that is impossible to break. Fuck, I actually found a job and I still open up job search sites without even thinking about it.

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>>24049112
>mfw my name isn't even "Mordecai"
>mfw it isn't even my birthday
>mfw I hijacked your conversation with the original birthday boy and made you waste a couple secs out of your life to post a video that is now useless

>>24049096
a good example of why this board sucks

It's literally the only place on the internet where losers are accepted. And even that isn't the norm anymore.

Hiro needs to make an official /neet/ board.

>be me everyday
>go to r9k to laugh at all losers on this board
>actually start relating
>becomes loser.

basicly summs up my experience.

>>24049781
this board would be better off it was just deleted

just a shit-show of self-pity that drags in people and makes them feel miserable

Seeing everyone being so sad and pathetic gives me the motivation to become great and then laugh knowing people still come here while I'm basically god incarnate.

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I come here out of curiosity. To see what weird threads will pop up today. I usually just end up shitposting in the wageslave vs neet threads

>>24048961

here's your (You) pal

>>24048842

life is worse

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>>24048842
I am addicted, and so are (You).

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desu I come here for the chance that a hmmmm or /devilish/ thread is up. Every other thread seems like something I've read before, but in different words.

>>24048842
Because here I can say what I want without everything being predicated by my shitty social status.

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it seems to be getting worse

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I honestly don't know anymore. I'm projecting but maybe I'm like all the other robots just lurking, not posting, seeing this board go through another change. It's weird I've been here long enough, not too long, but just enough.../r9k/ is my home board. Fuck the faggots thinking they can take it from me senpai.

>>24048842
We are objectively terrible people

>>24048961
Congratulations for pulling yourself through another shitty year anon

Some of the stuff posted here is pretty funny.

I come here because I have no friends to socialize with. Also I enjoy lurking in /mischief/ threads, and there are dank frog pictures. But yeah, sometimes I load up /r9k/ and think I accidentally ended up on /b/.

Cause l'm a successful Chad who fucks 80 bitches an hour

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Because no one understands my feels better than this board.

>>24048908
This p much. No one really acknowledges my posts, but it's the only place I feel like I can to vent my problems without feeling like I'm imposing on my Internet friends or whatever. But even they tell me I don't talk enough. I'm kinda just depressed so I try not to be too morose around people. Because no one likes a complainer. Here I can bitch about my shitty life and no one acknowledges it, but at least I can talk about it.

>>24048842
I really have no idea desu
Maybe my borderline autistic brain just loves memes, but I keep coming to this board and enjoying it for some unexplainable reason.
Also
>REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD

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>>24048842
To shitpost.

>>24048927
kek, if only it were that easy

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>>24048842
For the lulz.

>>24048842
I don't know. Why do I play the games that I do even though I hate most of them?

>>24048961
Thats a really sad picture for me.

>>24048842
>entire premise of /r9k/ is the creation of OC
>doesn't occur
>moot deletes board
>brings it back
>no OC, just constant repost of same threads just worded differently or a word or jibberish added to get past robot
>moot realizes it's a lost cause and his experiment is a total failure
>he disables the robot
>nothing actually changes
>Hiro takes over
>plays around with his new toy and enables the robot again because robots claim it will create OC and prevent cancer
>it gets enabled again
>same shit, just a different day
It's always been terrible.

>>24048927
What's the alternative?
I come here because I'm terrible, obviously.

>>24048842
You're objectively terrible, why haven't you killed yourself?

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boredom mostly

Have there been any estimates as to when the Robot will filter nearly all posts and this board is rendered unusable?

>>24054307
The filter resets posts and allows them to be new after 6 months. So say I posted copypasta right now that isnt in the robot. Six months from when I posted it, jt will be considered original again since its been cleared from the database.

>>24054342
That's super gay.

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>>24054342
>falling for the "robot resets itself" meme

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I want to be present for the next school shooting thread.

>>24053633
Acknowledged

>>24054559
Anon that's cruel.

>>24048851
/thread

And at the very first post too. I don't understand why you others even bothered to respond anymore?

>>24048842
I am very, very, very bored.

Because we are objectively terrible.

>>24048842
For some reason it makes me happier. False sense of companion I guess.

>>24048842
>objectively

subjectively, as in my(your) opinion.