Cute Femanon Vocaroo Thread

GUYS I NEED THIS PLEASE

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PLEASE, BAE IF YOU READ THIS PLS RESPOND

>>24048407
She's probably sleeping right now.

>>24048448
Nah. She's out fucking Chad.

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>>24047531
ITT: We summon Lena
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yv2NNF6sEQ

this thread was a huge fail, congrats faggots

>>24049313
You're keeping the dream alive. Thanks anon.

>>24049531
I'm sorry anon, but it just isn't happening

>>24050007
I'm just gonna kill myself now...

>>24050203
Go listen to her vocaroos instead >>>24021603

>>24048530
she looks fat

>>24050343
Ahem big-boned is preferred

>>24047531
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uC5V9vQrhL
Enjoy this crackle abomination

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>>24047531
posting this again:

someone reupload these please, I want to hear fembots bullying robots

>>24022198
>>24022263
>>24022586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jfUDbRsYVa
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wkkgmvpq14
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tJgDSob24Y

>>24047531
Dumping shitty patriotism http://vocaroo.com/i/s110Frb681jk

>>24047531
She's disgusting t bh, why do you need her?

>>24051184
She's perfect don't you dare speak ill of her.

>>24051201
doesnt look anything special
i bet she couldnt deepthroat my dick

>>24047531
Sup, OP. Someone linked me your thread.

I'm watching someone stream Undertale and giving them shit while they play. Sup with you? Too lazy to make a vocaroo. Got a caramel apple pop in my mouth. Kind of stuck my teeth together... lekek

>>24047543
Do you not remember what happened to the other guy who acted like this?

>>24048407
hi

>>24048448
close

>>24048498
No, I'm sitting.

>>24048530
I'm here

>>24050203
pls no

>>24050343
I have some fat, but I'm not FAT. I'm pretty much skinnyfat.

>>24051201
wat don't like to yourself

>>24051274
*don't lie to yourself
fuck I'm tired

Confirmed: I took too long to respond.

Wellp, back to the stream. :'))

This lil roastie doesn't get her robot attention today. How depressing.

>>24051295
Hey just need to purge my daily beta. I'm just gonna orbit you quietly for a while.

>>24051330
B-b-b-but...

>>24051274
TFW 5 out of 9 posts that she responded to are from me...

>>24051274
Hi stay here and shitpost with us, thanks

>>24051359
It's not really quietly if you're making a fuss, is it?

>>24051365
For the record, you have to post threads about 2 AM Eastern or at noon Eastern. I'm either then sleeping or working. All my free time is Internet, and I'm not on a chan, I'm gaming or anime-ing or trolling along elsewhere.

>>24051387
I suspected it was like two people at most out of all of those, so this helps confirm my suspicions.

>>24051409
I literally just shitposted for a whole hour in a thread or two before this, and then went to go watch a stream.

>>24051409
She does robot things! She's one of us guys!! *swoon*

>>24051424
I should stop using sarcasm when i'm chatting.

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>>24051451
No, that's literally what I do. Go fuck yourself. I've been doing that shit my whole life; I'm not going to stop now because some retarded whores think that those hobbies will get them dick and some asshat frogposter thinks they can condescend down to me over it. I do that shit because I like it. And for the record, those being vaguely stated doesn't mean we enjoy the same games or anime, so please, escort yourself to some shittier containment board.

Next time I see you on /v/ or /a/, I'm going to doubley make sure to call you a faggot and your tastes are doubley shit. I'll be able to tell it is you from any other anon, because you're so god damned original and different from everyone else.

...

Thanks for posing. I really needed someone to bitch out. Had a long day. You're a stud. <3

>>24051451
Sarcasm doesn't work well when you don't know the person well enough, or if you don't use it enough. You have to make it really apparent for people to get it. Even then, people misconstrue things....

She finally acknowledged me. :) guys I have a girlfriend now. I did it, this thread work. And some of you anons doubted me but now I have a qt3.14 oh blessed day.

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>>24051424
We should get married.

>>24051538
She acknowledged me too faggot, you're not special.

>>24051569
>She acknowledged me too faggot, you're not special.
Fight me faggot, I made three threads just for her, I bumped this thread until she was able to see it, so fuck off need she's mine.

>>24051596
you didn't even know her name you faggot, you don't even have her throwaway

>>24051535
>inb4 "ooooo toastie roastie!!"
No, you're my plaything and I was summoned to torment robots here.

>>24051540
You're not Doj. Shoo.

>>24051569
Do you want me to break it to him or... I already have a crushu... This was established in that original thread, too.... sssskk...

>>24051596
I hope if I act cuntly enough it'll burn any reverence people have for me.

>>24051618
I DIDN'T BUT NOW I DID, YOU WANNA FIGHT ANON BECAUSE WE FUCKING CAN.

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>>24051621
Oh, be that way then.

>>24051535
Is it cruel of me to bump this? These kinda questions keep me up at night.

>>24051627
>>24051618
I'd like to believe this is one person just samefagging a fight over someone.

>>24051631
Now you're Doj so it's okay.

>>24051632
Cruel if you want me to just trash frogglets until they cry? Yeah, probably. I'm a force of nature you're wishing upon this world at this point.

>>24051621
Doj is a shitter though.

>>24051652
I'm that fag and no, strangely enough someone else really is fighting for you. No same fagging here.

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>>24051652
sorry for disappoint, but no it's not

>>24051666
I won't believe you because you are actually Satan. Also no, I enjoyed Doj without him even being a tripfag. I just think he's witty and I like how he tosses you all around like retarded cats in a playpin.

>>24051668
>>24051675
...Well, gee, I don't know what to say.

>>24051621
Doj is your crush? well shit senpai, whyyyy

>>24051652
Yes chatiator fight in the chatosseum for my amusement.

>>24051668
I'm this one. And you don't have to anything. Look I know you barely know me, it's crazy to think that after only one day you can fall in love. But I did and it's hard to believe that it'd happen over the internet but it's true, I love you. You're everything I want in a girl, not ugly, not obese and you're a bitch. Along with that a wonderful fembot who don't need no man to show what she's got mm girl.

>>24051693
Y-yeah.... that's it... you got it aaallll figured out...

>>24051702
>"I just wish an earthquake would fuck up California"
And you'll be guilty when it sails into the ocean after
Believe it

mystery.jpg i was wonering if you could do a vacaroo of your voice saying something like 'well anon odn't worry about dishes until tomorrow' or speak of our upcoming vacation just anything that make it seem like we are family together.

i love you but if you can do a vocaroo?

thanks myster.jpg

>>24051717
Dude don't, can't you see she has a crush, it's over for us

>>24051740
Let's shake hands then, truce faggot.

>>24051717
I'm a solid 6/10, I could get obese if I tried, and I'm not a bitch... Just kind of coarse on the outside and demand for people to worship me.

>>24051734
mystery is not here
are
are you ok
anon
anon, are you hallucinating shit

>>24051740
Yeh, it's because Doj is just so alpha. He also treats me like garbage and women love that.

>>24051763
I like em feisty, but yes we're meant to be together femanon pls let this happen.

>>24051763
Bullshit, I see him white knight all the time. He even white knights for cam whores.

>>24051758
Fine, it's done.
>>24051763
Not all women, but yeah somehow I knew you liked that kind of shit.

>>24051763
no i post this in all the threads so when she odes come on she'll see it. i tried in the last one too.

hopefully soomeday she'll be my gf i liek myster.jpg

>>24051800
This is true, he's a raging faggot getting into "arguments" with other robots when they call him out for white knighting

>>24051720
Well i mean i always wanted Atlantis to exist. So it would be a good substitute. People don't generally like California either so it's win win.

>>24051789
You don't even know my name desu senpai

>>24051800
>thinking he's an actual whiteknight
>not knowing he is a troll

>>24051804
I'd never give you the real answer to the riddle that is what pleasures me.

>>24051806
I like her. I hope she shows up too, but this thread is physically painful.

>>24051828
What would really be added to the world if Atlantis were to exist?

>>24051839
well she's a good femanon would be a great gf for me to have i've never had a femle so makes ssense.

>>24051839
Fun underwater adventures what more could you want?

>>24051839
But senpai, look what I did for you. How can you turn your back on me?! AHH FUCKING FEMALE DID IT AGA- forgive me. I don't mean anything by it please.... I love you.

>>24051839
>You don't even know my name desu senpai
>>24051789
Hah! I told you, faggot. just kidding, we called truce

>I'd never give you the real answer to the riddle that is what pleasures me.
But don't you want to pleasured?

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Femanon, if you are here, please record this to me:

"Don't worrie anon, she will like you someday and you will be happy as you deserve"

please

>>24051839
being a troll is worst than actual white knighting

>>24051874
I'm not a good first anything, don't do it, don't even dream for it.

>>24051886
We already have a whole frontier barely explored that is the ocean now. It's fucking gorgeous as is.

>>24051890
I'm just taunting you. Calm down, lil froggie.

>>24051895
I do not seek pleasure from robots. Maybe lulz and attention, but pleasure? No, I'll find that in my top sekrit animegamesandcrushu.

>>24051896
Is that really what you want recorded?

>>24051913
And yet, here you are, in a thread, pretty much dedicated to a damned dirty troll.

>>24051949
Well fucking fuck you too

>>24051949
>I'm not a good first anything, don't do it, don't even dream for it.
It doesn't matter, I know you weren't talking to me but still

>We already have a whole frontier barely explored that is the ocean now. It's fucking gorgeous as is.

>I'm just taunting you. Calm down, lil froggie.
*sniffs* okie :')

>I do not seek pleasure from robots. Maybe lulz and attention, but pleasure? No, I'll find that in my top sekrit animegamesandcrushu.
OK breaking character here, so you do it for attention then. Sunnuvabitch we shoulda known.

>Is that really what you want recorded?

>And yet, here you are, in a thread, pretty much dedicated to a damned dirty troll.

>>24052001
n o

>>24052003
You'll never know what my real personality is, but for the purpose of this thread, I'm here to burn down any good image I had. Glad to know just stating I'm an attention whore is all it takes. Good show.

Oh
uh also
>"I love Chad's cock in my, and Tyrone's and Steve's and Jamel's, and and-"
>"lol what's wrong with not being a virgin?? haha"
Is it working?

>>24051949
You're a cutie patootie though responding to everyone. Being this affectionate is a rare trait.

>>24051949
Can you say "here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here"

>>24052035
Are you retarded? We already know all girls come here to attention whore.

>>24052042
...If I ignore someone, they'll feel like shit if everyone else gets a response. I'll only not respond if it is pointless or is a dead end reply.

>>24052068
Gotta be fair here, anon. You all kind of fuelled this shit. If you just ignored me and didn't feed me, I'd go back to being quite uninteresting and boring. /r9k/ is so funny like that.
>reee attentionwhoressss
>omg girls on this board <3
It's pretty bad, m8.

>>24052050
what, why?

>>24052042
I mean she can say whatever she goddamn wants but that still won't stop me

>>24052068
Yeah but hey never usually just lay it out there for people to see. I already knew it though lol, I hope no one thinks I'm 100% serious

>>24052093
It will give me some good feels. It's my dream to come home and have my waifu say that.

epic /soc/ thread guys

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>>24047531
Thread was already to a bad start with that thing as your example.

She's not attractive, obviously would be a lot to deal with which honestly wouldn't be worth the time.

>>24052093
Yeah that's what i'm talking about you're a nice person who tries to piss people off in this thread. Usually it's the other way around.

>>24052106
You're serious. Or at least have some weird goals.

Anyway, I'm really tired. I can't post anymore stupid responses in this thread. I hope nobody likes me anymore.

You're all fucking faggots and I hope at least one of you gets cancer.

There. Sleep well, anons.

>>24052147
Oh stop, you're so silly hehe~ night babe see you in the morning.

>>24052147
See you tomorrow bae <33

>>24048530
that was soul crushing

>>24052185
It is morning, you c h o d e .

>>24052136
Maybe they'll listen to your measly opinion. It'd be a dream.

>>24052229
It's not morning where I am, boom roasted. You can hate me, you can hurt me. But I'll never stop loving you, WE'RE MEANT TO BE DON'T YOU SEE, YOU AND ME FOR ETERNITY. TO HAVE AND TO HOLD, SITTING ATOP OUR PILE OF GOLD, AS YOU AND I GROW OLD. DEAR FEMBOT, YOURE KINDA HOT AND MAKE MY COCK ROCK.

>>24052260
Don't do this to yourself man, I got over her already, you can too.

>>24052293
How anon? it still hurts... I wanna forget her too, but I just can't.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PNP5PAdom2

>>24052304
Realize she will never give a single fuck about you and let it sink in until you're numb to her.

>>24047531
That feel when comforting word actually make you cringe because of how strange it is to hear them spoken..

Look at all you robots getting worked up over this femanon. How cute!