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>Finally break out of robothood and get GF >3rd date things

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>Finally break out of robothood and get GF
>3rd date things get steamy, finally going to get it in
>Pull her pants down
>She has a mega roast

I still banged her and I banged her like 4 times after. She's alright as a person, but idk if I can handle pic related, what do?
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>>23395074
you aren't going to find a woman with a penis.
just men with boobs, just live with it or go gay.
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>>23395074
Kill her, kill your parents, then kill yourself. Faggot.
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>>23395074
Fgm is the answer...
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Sorry, man. This happened to me too.

>tells me she has a "cute pussy" before we start having sex
>feel like I'm in the clear, no roastie would say that, right?
>continue pursuing
>get her in bed finally
>pull panties down
>has one of those awful mini-roasts that looks like an arby's sandwich desperately trying to escape a sarlacc put but only managing to throw two of its roastular arms out in its final death throes
>mfw have to be all like "oh yeah baby i'm so turned on by your vagina right now"
>mfw i was really just depressed, disappointed, sad, and slightly hungry

We really need some kind of long range roast detector.
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>implying any of you have seen a vagina outside of porn
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>>23395485
kek
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>>23395074
Stop having such high standards. Get over it.
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>>23396061
Roastie detected
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>>23396061
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>>23396061
Hmmmm...na
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>>23396061
serious levels of toast emanating from this poast
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>>23395485
>mini-roast
How does that even look? Can you provide reference pic?
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