Who /chad/ here? >be me >see some fucking beta faggot

If you wanted a reply or a bait thread you could've asked you know

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you're bad at this.

I don't know what level of irony we're working from anymore.

>go to walmart
>in parking lot
>see guy hunched over
>hes really fat
>making groans and stuff
>so fucking fat he falls forward
>size of his gut was too much for him
>he flips and ends up on his back
>the box of chocodiles now under him
>he was trying to reach for these the whole time
>he is now on top of them
>trying to turn over like a turtle but with his gut resembling the shell
>eventually 3 cart pushers come and help him up

>america

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Nope.

Gamma positive male reporting in

epic

Femanon here, it really turns me on when a real alpha male asserts his dominance over lesser males or beats them up.
I get wet just at the thought.

>>23393175
Sure it does just like when guys are pushed over the edge go psycho like serial killers or spree killers.

>>"I don't give a shit about your cartoons bitch, take that top off though and I might"
>>she reluctantly does, pretending to hide her enjoyment in doing so
>>start sucking those titties, we get it on for hours
>>finish by jizzing all over her nerd glasses
>Anyone else know this feel, man?
>>23392771

Because that's how it happens... hard to imagine how sex look like when your only contact with it is by watching porn

>>23393175
You are a faggot.

>>23393346
kek, spotted the neckbeard who thinks he has to wine and dine a bitch and be a good boy so that she'll reward him with sex
Alphas don't need any of that shit, we tell the bitch what we want and she does it.
enjoy treating our sluts like your princess.

>>23393211
Yup sure beats being a chad. At least I don't have to be afraid of school shootings. Everyone knows chad might cum first but also the bullets get him first.

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>>23392771
super faggot troll detected

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Terrible, take a lap.

>attractive
>friend starts flirting with a hot girl who has a friend
>he's coming across like an idiot imo
>she's standing next to me
>I press my arm against her and she doesn't move
>pretty soon I'm grabbing her ass while my friend is trying to flirt with her
>she actually pretends to drop something and bends over so her ass is facing me
>I think that's pretty trashy but I graze my dick on her ass and she pushes back

>groped a chubby girl on transit while people watched
>passed her my phone and she put her number in
>she proceeded to buy me food, beer and give me a ride to work when we fucked


>when I late teens I've had a teacher push her ass, pretty forcibly in my shoulder while she was helping another student
>didn't do anything

>when I was very young a lady at my cousin's apartment complex asked me told me I was cute and asked if I wanted to come in for something to eat
>tells me to wait for her (adult) daughter to leave
>I wait and watch the daughter leave but I chickened out
out

I'm pretty much a normie. But not a chad I think. I'm not THAT good with girl.

>>23393175
Maleanon here, it really turns me on when men assert their dominance over women or rape them.
I just get hard at the thought of fillling up a woman with my seed, destroying either her wallet, body or life.