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>be me at 16 >generally hate sports >think they're

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>be me at 16
>generally hate sports
>think they're boring and stupid
>skip pep rally for high school football team in order to go home early
>get in car wreck driving home
>be in coma for month, wake up in ICU
>have traumatic brain injury
>go to Shepard Center in Atlanta for inpatient rehab
>have to relearn to walk, talk, etc.
>be told by doctors that I may experience dramatic changes in my personality
>don't notice anything at first
>sitting in hospital room one day with older brother
>brother is huge sports fan, plays quarterback for our high school team and loves the atlanta falcons
>he's livestreaming a falcons game
>start watching with him
>"Haha, you hate football anon"
>keep watching with him
>this is the greatest fucking thing ever
>fall in love with football and lots of other sports
>julio jones is my hero
>tell my family i'm going to play football for the high school with my brother when I go back to school
>doctors say no
>"Sorry anon, even a mild concussion or blow to the head could kill you now"
>no sports allowed, period
>brother tries to pretend like he isn't disappointed
>"it's okay anon, we can still throw the ball around together"
>leave hospital after making remarkable recovery
>not remarkable enough to be able to play football
>go to falcons games with brother
>go to auburn games at college
>sometimes throw the ball with him
>have pretty good hands, brother says we would have made a great team
>like Matt Ryan and Julio Jones
>tells me that when I was born he was excited to have a little brother to play sports with
>tells me he's glad we can finally bond over sports even if we can't play together
>instantly regret all the years i spent being bitter about sports
>i will never play football
>i will never play any sport
>I will never be on a team with my brother
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>>23378347
So... your team went pretty full retard tonight.
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>>23378347
This is a good short story, anon. Reminds me of O. Henry stories.
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And you're a falcons fan

man your life is shit
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>>23378347
>Drew Brees anally pounded the Atlanta Falcons tonight
>not mentioned once.
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>>23378347
Try soccer.
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>>23378543
>>23378378
That's why I posted this. Felt bad, but then I realized we're still 5-1 and the Saints are 2-4.
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>>23378863
Redskins almost got our finger in your butt. I can't believe we lost that one.
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>>23378347
>have traumatic brain injury
>be told by doctors that I may experience dramatic changes in my personality
my worst nightmare tbh
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>>23379075
It sucks because I was told it can really happen at any point in my life from now on. My brain chemistry is so out of sync now that it's near-impossible to predict anything that will happen to it.
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>>23378964
>kirk cousins
>winning anything
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ITT: sports regrets
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always hated all the sports my parents forced me to play, been posting on 4chan professionally for about a decade now. feels good man
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