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>be me >staying at home on a lonely Friday night >get

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>be me
>staying at home on a lonely Friday night
>get hungry
>decide to go out and buy something at the 7 eleven down the block
>grab my coat and head out on foot
>as I walk to the store I notice some guy is slowly followong behind me
>keep an eye on him as I clench my shield
>go to store and buy; beef jerky, funyuns, cinnamon bun, and some Dr pepper.
>guy following me is inside the store looking at some magazines
>I pay for my shit and swiftly leave
>notice as I crossed the street that the guy left and began following me again
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>I keep my cool and continue waking
>then I hear him call out, "Hey you're the tripfag right?"
>safety off
" I don't know who you are, but you better fuck off"
>he's some guy in his 20's wearing cargo pants and a old wind breaker.
>" hehe I guess you really do live in this area, what did you buy there?"
>ignore him and keep walking
>"Hey come back hear, we aren't done talking?"
>begin to walk faster
"Tripfag come back I want to be your bf, you said you wanted a bf that'll love you no matter what, regardless of looks right?"
>at this point I'm practically running back home
>He chases me
>I had enough, pull out my shield and aim it center of mass
>He stops
>"holy shit wtf are you doing?!?! I just wanted to hang out???
I told you to fuck off and you started chasing me, keep your hands up and wait for the police
>call the cops
>cops come and this guy is weeping like a little bitch
>explain situation and they take him away

I'm going to stop tripping from now on
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what the fuck is shield?
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>>23375054
It must be a big shield to stop a neckbeard
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Man, I love Funyuns. They're never on sale, though. Ever. Always 3.50 for a big bag. Why.
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>>23375054
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Which trip?
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>>23375209
I think I have an idea who it might be, both the trip and the autist that stalked her
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>>23375276
Do I need to suck your dick for you to share this idea, or something?
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>>23374567
Learned your lesson nigger
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>>23375116
Hot Funyuns mmmm mad comfy
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>>23375291
It's probably that annoying chink
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>>23375416
When you use chink, do you mean it as any Asian person? I can only think of one Asian trip, Pinoy.

Unless this was a guy? I really don't know.
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