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>gf is at work >Sit around in my underpants all day >Masturbate

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>gf is at work
>Sit around in my underpants all day
>Masturbate about 5 or 6 times
>Masturbate to traps, black women, grannys, her sister
>Making girls on Omegle get naked for me
>House is a mess
>Spend half the day playing video games
>Just being a slob all day
>5:30PM
>Get a text from gf
>"On my way home baby :) xxx"
>Alright
>Vacuum the floor
>Wash the dishes
>Tidy the house
>45 mins later gf arrives home
>"Aw babe this place is spotless, you must have been very busy today!"
>No problem babe

Our secret, robots ;)
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Hehehe big mistake Anon.

I'm gonna tell on you!
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You left the tab open dumbfuck.
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And she's out fucking Chads.
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>>23354991
I'll deny it fam.
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>>23355050
I've already screencapped this thread bro

You're done >:)
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>>23355121
Don't be a prick m8 delete it
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>>23354961
>men
Human scum
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>>23354961
>having a gf
GTFO NORMIE SCUM
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>home alone while gf is at work
>sleep until 2pm
>play with her cat for an hour
>play video games until she's almost home
>take a shower
>"You didn't get too wild today, did you?"
Nobody I know realized just how boring a person I am.
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>>23355121

DEVILISH
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I got your back, OP ;).
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>>23355141
Alright alright I deleted it, don't worry man

Or did I? >:)
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>>23355517
Thanks fam.
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>>23354961
>gf
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>>23355589
Dude this isn't funny. Fucking delete it
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>>23354961

This tbh

>tell gf I go to all my classes
>in reality just sleep play vidya and work part time
>jerk off to disgusting porn and hentai constantly
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