i want to fake a suicide attempt for attention but i live alone

>>23346489
figure out some way that's sort of slow, and do it when somebody is coming to visit

>>23346489
beh

>>23346489
You should leave this place, roastie.

>DO, OR DO NOT, THERE IS NO TRY.
srsly, kill yourself fam, i bet you are female.

You'll get arrested if you get too much attention

>>23346489
just call a suicide hotline they will send police to your house

otherwise go to the park and set up to hang yourself till someone stops you

>>23346489

Whatever you could do would be pretty dangerous. Even if you just decide to swallow a bunch of pills you could always go too heavy or be too susceptible and succumb before ambulance gets to you, or fuck up the call, etc etc.

I'd suggest just telling people that you have a desire to kill yourself. Much safer.

>>23346588
dont swallow pills
they will shove a tube down your throat and pump your stomach full of charcoal till you start throwing it up

>>23346588
>I'd suggest just telling people that you have a desire to kill yourself. Much safer.
but then they'll know i just wanted attention
>>23346517
if i were a girl i wouldn't need this to make people want to help me

>>23346489
ive gotten sent to the psych ward its really easy
just call 911 and say you see someone about to kill themselves that someone being you cops will come away you will go to the loonybin

have fun having to wear those socks with the grip things on the bottom