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>finally sit down to write my resume >realize I have nothing

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>finally sit down to write my resume
>realize I have nothing to put on it but my two degrees

Fuck…….
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depending on what your degrees are you might not be too fucked
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>two degrees
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make shit up
you have nothing to lose
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>>23335683
biology and cs
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I lied through my teeth on my resume, they never bothered to check. Not suggesting you do that but it worked for me.
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>want to get my life together
>write resume
>realize I have a 5+ year gap
>why do I even fucking bother
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>>23335669
Make shit up. Make up reference numbers. I lie all of the time on resumes. I make up having degrees and jobs and references and get jobs that way, been doing it for a decade now.
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>>23335738
could be worse
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I'm working on a somewhat rare skill, so they'll just have to hire me when I'm ready.
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>>23335669
now you get to make up for "having fun" at college by being a miserable debt slave in a shitty job that has nothing to so with what you studied
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>>23335738
kek just do a masters in bioinformatics so you have another useless thing to put on
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>>23335669
>ME major (senior)
>good GPA
>no experience/research/internships
am I fugged robots
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awww
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>>23335900
yes
you need to prove that you know how to apply what you learned in college to something useful
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