>tfw

huge benis?

>>23314565
>tender.png

why does he do that

>tfw u got close to orgasm but you couldnt get there

>>23314565
I've never been able to do this to myself pls help
I can't go more than the first join in
>>23314647
SUPER HAPPY CUM TIME

>>23314647
it's supposed to make you pee instantly

>tfw no prostate

>tfw always wanted to get into butt masturbation but too much of an OCD bitch to actually go for it
Fingers just seem unsanitary with all the shit under possibly sharp nails. You'd think sex toys would be a solution, but apparently somehow the industry is plagued with shit made of toxic waste materials that will give you all sorts of butt cancer, and I live in a country where I can't purchase directly from trustworthy companies unless I'm willing to shill out fortunes on shipping. And you're past all that there are dubious health concerns about butt play since no serious research on a subject was ever done.
Fuck, I just want to be a drooling buttslut like in my japanese animes

>>23314747
wash your hands clip your nails and lube up a condom

>>23314747
Take rubber glove
cut finger off
You now have 5 finger fuckers

>>23314787
Why not just wear the glove so that you don't get a piece of latex stuck in your asshole?

>>23314804
So you can fuck your ass 3 more times later.
Saving money!

>>23314773
>>23314787
I did finger myself a few times. It just doesn't feel that good, maybe because the process itself feels silly, maybe because my fingers are tiny and short. After all I need a third party object, preferably cock-sized one.

>>23314728
LONDON
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Done it with a lubed latex glove. It feels really great. Would feel amazing to have a girl do it, I'm sure.

>>23314933
COPENHAGEN
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>>23314897
I could fuck you if you want

Where you live?