>October 14, 2015
>>23310485
kill urself my man
Happy birthday to me!
IF I DONT GET OUT OF THIS SPERG CYCLE I WONT EVER IMPROVE AND HAVE A REAL LIFE OUTSIDE THIS ROOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>23310538
It's not happy and no one cares. How about you do me a favor and blow out the candles on the miscarriage that is your life.
>>23310592
I'm sooo happy about it. Breakfast in bed, boss gave me the day off. Gonna go to the gym, go to the beach, then go out to a fancy Pho restaurant with my fiance. Happy Birthday yay!
>>23310538
h-happy birthday
i can see the finish line from here
>>23310742
You have such a great life, man! People like that totally have to brag about it on /r9k/! Enjoy your fantasy life, bro!
>>23310485
>we are closer to 2030 than 2000
>pokemon on the Gameboy was 15 years ago
>nothing has changed since 2008
>soon it will be 2020 and you will be saying next year, but next year will never come
>>23310760
Thanks, bud. You alright in my book.
I have the 15 off, maybe I'll buy a pizza and spice it with my tears.
>>23310773
I'm just here to lurk and give advice, Barbara. :)
>>23310771
the finish line is just the starting line to another illusion
Imma newfag
How many of these posts are their gonna be on new years day?
>>23310876
None, everyone will be dead, suicide is the only new years resolution.