>tfw sustained brain damage when a hammer fell off of a shed

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>>23277704

>tfw spent my financial aid refund on sushi and weed

>>23277704

Don't you worry that you're stupider than you would have otherwise been or are completely unaware of things you used to be aware of?

>>23277815
i dont need a job so i dont need to be smart

>>23278044

I mean in your personal life.

>>23277704
>tfw have brain damage and disability
>tfw everyone expects you to be a normie even though you are the furthest thing from.
Why are parents so retarded?

>be me
>be autistic
>can hear everybody talking in a crowded room
>teachers notice I can hear conversations going on on other side of the playground
>get put into special Ed
>graduation get offered job
>job is to learn mandarin
>me and a Chinese stenographer guy go to train stations, malls, busy streets
>I listen for target conversation
>tell Chinese guy what targets are saying
>Tfw not supposed to tell anyone this

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>tfw hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is a surer way of a comfy life than working hard and pursuing a career in 2015

>>23278849
Handicapable of helping Chinese spies

>>23277704
So what can you no longer do, after the hammer?

>ex had brain damage from a car accident
>shot nerves and slurred speech, always had the shakes, and frequent seizures

Not everyone has it easy.

>>23278849
>government rolls out retard spec ops to keep the yellow menace at bay

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>>23277704
Can you tell the difference? Like can you tell that you are less up there? Do you feel the difference, in being mentally damaged?