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You are a BARD named DEBDEN.
You like to think you are pretty good with the ladies, if not for your crippling aversion towards being touched by other human beings. You just arrived home after a long tour through Underhill and the surrounding counties only to find that your village has disappeared. Not the entire thing, just certain buildings. More importantly, your house is missing.
You are very surprised and concerned by this but it may be difficult to tell due to your SHABBY BARD BANGS.
How do you proceed?
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You ask your neighbour what happened since that is the most sensible thing to do when your house has vanished for no apparent reason.
>Oh, we paid a bunch of giants to take away the houses of the people we didn't like. Mostly bards and their groupies.
I thought we got along fine.
>Well, you were always kind of obnoxious when you were practicing. No hard feelings, yeah? You can just go wherever the giants put your house. I think they said they were moving them somewhere near Frostville. Didn't bother to listen to the specifics.
You couldn't have waited for everyone to talk it out? Or done something about all the elf prostitutes running around?
>Nah, you guys had to go. You know what they say about bards.
I don't.
>Well, I have to go launder my snake. Enjoy your new home!
>Head towards Frostville
>Talk to more people
>Other
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