Oh shit son, you are an anime protagonist!
You don't know how it happened, or when, but you've got ridiculous spiky hair and a deck of incredibly expensive trading cards.
Speaking of which, your deck. The most important part of any duelist.
What deck do you run?
[ ] Macro Rabbit Speedroids
[ ] Fire Fist Speedroids
[ ] Speedroids
[ ] Burning Abyss Speedroids
[ ] Phantom Knight Burning Abyss Speedroids
[ ] Blue-Eyes Speedroids
[ ] Performapal Odd-Eyes Speedroids
[ ] Speedroid Monarchs
[ ] HATS: Hands Artifact Traptrix Speedroids
[ ] Stunshit feat. Speedroids
[ ] Speedroid Psyframes
[ ] Speedroid Evilswarms
[ ] Speedroid Kaiju
[ ] Write In?
>>723
skull servant
>>723
>[ ] Write In?+
THE HEART OF THE CARDSA.K.A Exodia cheat deck
Burning abyss phantom knight speedroid, obviously.
>>723
Hazy Flames.
why must terrortop be in almost every deck?
>>723
I know Speedroids are splashable as fuck, but they don't need to be in everything.
Obviously if we're the protagonist, we might as well pick the most janky deck since we'll automatically win every time.IRON CHAIN
>>723
Speedroid Kaiju
With an illegal copy of Self Destruct Button.
>>723
>Speedroid Psyframes
I don't want to know what this looks like
>>778
OFF BY ONE
>>723
OP, this is an incredibly important question: HOW SPIKY IS OUR HAIR
>>813
Spiky enough to make Yusei and Yugi look like normal humans with regular hairstyles.
>>723
Kaiju. It has the be Kaiju.
>>813
Spikier than any protag before us, or shall come after. Legends will speak of our spikes.
>>723
Flying Fish OTK
I made this right after OP :(
>>804
Literally this entire threas is just gonna be arguing over what deck to use. This is going to be fun.
>>723
We clearly need to use the best deck ever created, Thunder Dragon Speedroids ft. Spell Chronicle.
>>723
Gem-Knights
Allows you for easy comebacks with brilliant fusion and action cards (if we're using action cards)
>>819
I made a picture of our protagonist.
>>899
Perfect.
>>914
wait whoops did the duel disk the wrong way, fixing
You take a good long look at the top card of your deck. Your spirit card, if you will.
Ah, Terrortop. It's amazing that it hasn't been banned yet, considering that it gives you a free rank 3 or any synchro from levels 1-7.
With this TOTALLY ORIGINAL deck, you just know you can win.
Suddenly, you hear a knock on the door.
Who is it?
[ ] Big tittied girl who wants your dick (but you don't take for some reason???)
[ ] Best friend who you may or may not be gay with
[ ] Dickbag rival who has a 3000 ATK Ace and owns a company or some shit. He's a prick but you're like the closest thing he has to a friend. Sad.
[ ] One of the peanut gallery that sees it fit to narrate every part of your duels. Honestly, they just serve as rescue fodder and when they die, it's fun to force DRAMA.
>>949
Dickback rival
>>949
Dickbag rival
>>949
Peanut guy, his name is Jesus Suarez, he's a fat mexican.
>>949
>[X] Dickbag rival
>>911
>>949
I got distracted and didn't fix our dueldisk, but I found some art of our rival. You can tell he's not the rival due to lack of hair, arrogance, and popping up where we don't want him to.
You open the door, and to nobody's surprise, it's the dickbag rival. That asshole keeps doing things like stealing your ace monster, threatening to kill you, blowing up your home, kidnapping that big tittied acquaintance of yours, and spending all your money on shitty coffee.
What a dickbag.
"Duel me!" he shouts, pointing down at you with his smug prick face. "I wish to test my might against yours, You...!"
You?
"We're archrivals and you don't even know my name?"
He remains looking down at you. "I know it begins with Yuu. Probably."
What is your name?
[ ] Yuugo (Warning: Gives brain damage)
[ ] Yuumi (Girl's name)
[ ] Yuuko (Girl's name)
[ ] Yuuryu (Something dragons something)
[ ] Yuuka (I dunno man this could go either way)
[ ] Yuubu (Gain trait: Unpursueable)
[ ] Yuuro (Comes with an inabilty to use JUMP exclusives)
>>1071
Yuuro, we don't need no lightning!
>>1071
Yuuryu and he specialises in dragon shit
>>1071
Yuugo
>>1071
[X] Yuuro
"Yuuro, right!"
Uh, yeah. He got your name right.
"Sure, dickbag. Let's duel."
The two of you roll a dice.
He rolls a 6 (weighted bullshit) and now he begins to play.
"Hmm..."
He shuffles his cards like an autist for about twenty minutes before deciding his play.
"I set 4 cards then activate Reasoning."
OH SHIT, REASONING
PICK YOUR ANSWER
>>1275
Eight. Most aces are level eight.
>>1275
8, I'd hate to see a dark destroyer.
>>1275
>Not picking 8
topkeikakku
"Eight!"
Your opponent flips over the top card of his deck and smiles.
"Wrong answer, Yuuro"
He slaps the tincan down on the field, and with your hand of shitty cards, there's no way around it.
The dickbag winks. "Eff?"
Welp, no veiler or ghost ogre. He reveals 3 cards, Kozmo Dank Destroyer, Kozmo Forerunner and Kozmo Dark Eclipser.
Your arms are shaking as you go to pick up the dice. The asshole speaks the dreaded words. "1-2 dark destroyer, 3-4 forerunner 5-6 eclipser"
Roll dice+1d6, the first result shall be the die roll.
>>1340
>1
I fucking told you assholes.for the wrong reasons but still.
>>1367
A 1. It just had to be a 1.
You sit and watch in horror as he fills up his grave with delicious untargettable ships that float off of destruction, then adds the cursed 3k beatstick to his hand. Only to immediately banish his tincan for Dark Destroyer.
"Dark Destroyer effect to destroy itself, summon Tincan."
"Oh no!" you shout. He's going to do it again!
He pays another 500 and reveals 3 more cards!
"1-2 Dark Destroyer, 3-4 Sliprider, 5-6 Forerunner"
Hmm. You better roll well, otherwise you could be in major trouble!
Roll dice+1d6 again.
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>1403
pls no kill
>>1408
He takes his forerunner, and then ends his turn. Honestly, you're not sure what to do. He has a pretty unbreakable field, and your hand might not be good enough to get through it all.
Unless...
[ ] Duel Monsters cards are sharp. Shank him with a Terrortop and sell his max rarity Kozmo deck for $$$
[ ] Pray for the heart of the cards
[ ] Bullshit your way to victory (Say what cards you use and shit)
>>1445
Heart of the cards always leads to victory!
>>1445
>Pray for the heart of the cards
My granpa's deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba
>>1445
>Question why the fuck I brought Speedroids to a metafag locals.Should've brought Photon Chaos Resonator Synchrons
>>1445
Just summon Denko Sekka.
>>1445
Topdeck denko.
Summon denko, use double summon and summon koaki meiru drago, terrortop, white stone and secret card still in hand . Attack.What was our deck again?
>>1445
>Pray for the heart of the cards
>>1445
I told you to have Self Destruct Button, but I guess some people just don't want to be a dick.
Pray for the heart of the cards it's your only hope.
>Pray for the heart of the cards.
Your opponent begins laughing as he sees your flustered expression. "Come now, Draw your last pathetic card, Yuuro!"
"My deck has no pathetic cards! And I'll show you!"
The dickbag laughs. "Show me? SHOW ME? You underestimate my power!" Some spooky purple shit begins welling up around him, and you soon feel like you're on the set of a shitty horror movie.
He grabs his face, and tears away the latex mask to reveal...!
"You have no clue what power my deck holds! Kozmo are unstoppable! And after I win this Banlist Game, I'll be able to put that pesky Terrortop on the banlist, ensuring that nothing else other than kozmo tops!"
"But don't monarchs shit o-"
Your opponent screams. "PANTHEISM DOMAIN BANNED IDEA ETHER EREBUS TO 1!"
Shit. If you lose, you're in for a a rough time. Kozmo will reign supreme until Blue Eyes Alternative Dragon is released! It's not too long but that's still a really shitty format for a few months!
No, you have to win... Have to defeat this evil man!
Power bursts forth from the generic ancient artefact around your neck, bathing your cards in light. They transform before your eyes, taking new shape, a new form.
Something to defeat these Kozmo cards once and for all.
You glance over the names.
Necroz of Shurit... Necroz of Clausolas, Nekroz of Brionac, Necroz Cycle, Nexroz Kaliedoscope...
You pray and draw, then smile as you gaze upon the last card.
Your old friend, Denko Sekka
[HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WIN?
>>1548
I think this works, not too sure.
Summon Denko
Use Cycle to summon Clausolas with Shurit
Use Shurit to search a second brionac
Use Kaleidoscope to summon both Brionacs using Quasar
Overlay both Brionacs for Exa-Beetle, equip Quasar to Exa-Beetle
Use Clausolas to negate Exa-Beetle, Exa-Beetle drops Quasar
SS Shooting Star, reveal 5 tuners
Attack 5 times
>>1624
I thought this was one of those card puzzles where you only have the named cards, i mean, if it werent, why would he name them instead of saying 'you have 6 cards, do stuff'
>>1548
Give a dramatic speech, then when he's not paying attention shank him with your Duel Disk
>>1548
Normal Summon Denko Sekka.
Discard Nekroz of Brionac to search Nekroz of Unicore.
Use Nekroz Kaliedoscope to summon Unicore, using the Herald of Arc Light in my ED.
Herald's effect is used to search Nekroz of Decisive Armor.
Discard Nekroz of Clausolas to search for Nekroz Mirror.
Discard Nekroz of Decisive Armor to boost Unicore's ATK by 1000 until the ED.
Use Nekroz Cycle to tribute the Shurit in my hand to Ritual Summon Decisive Armor from Grave.
Shurit's effect is used to add Nekroz of Trishula from my deck to my hand.
Using Nekroz Mirror, I banish the Shurit in my graveyard to Ritual Summon Nekroz of Trishula.
Using Trishula's effect, I'll banish his monster, then the only card in his hand, then the other tincan from his grave.
With his backrow frozen, no cards in his hand, and no cards to save him in the grave, I swing direct for more than enough to OTK him.
"GG Tewart. Guess you too die to removal."