Death Note

>>1843814
I want it

>>1843850
It's all yours. What's your name?

>>1843853
Colin Doherty

>>1843859
Colin Doherty... put your name in that field up there.

I see someone else outside, that's L's new replacement.

>>1843863
Do I try to find out who's outside?

>>1843870
You're the boss, Colin. If someone comes around, I trust you'll know what to do.

Knock knock ... I've a got a delivery here for Colin.

Nametag reads John Bon Dawn

>>1843903
Hmm... Colin are you still here?

>>1843910
Sure am, Ryuk.

>>1843903
Hi there... John. Let me take that delivery from you.

>>1843911
>dubs
Well, John Bon Dawn knows your face.

>>1843911
Hello, I'm Fake McFakersson, the president of the People Who Always Wear Masks Club! Would you like to join? We have cookies.

It seems like more people are finding me now.

I forfeit ownership of the death note and all the memories of it.

>>1844019
what a fucking pussy

>>1844030
Hey, Thanatos, want the Death Note?

>>1844046
yeah sure, watching some Winston peters throwing shade at labour and national.

I don't really get what I am to do but may as well have fun.

"Thanatos wrote in Donald Trump and Mike Pence" death via HIV.

>>1844054
Well, since they're not players in our game, killing them won't require getting dubs.

>a man with HIV infection cuts his hand, causing him to bleed
>the man comes in contact with Donald Trump and Mike Pence, rubbing his blood-soaked hands over their faces
>because HIV will not instantly kill them, they both instead die of heart attacks 40 seconds later

>Paul Ryan is now the President of the United States, Orrin Hatch is now the Vice President, and so on

>>1844069
I am gonna take out Rees Moggs, Theresa May and some blairite shitters in the Labour party holding back JC.

also I probably need to make sure to fucking get at least 6 hours of sleep before work so I commit an hero by auto asphyxiation.

>>1844075
Done.

>>1844079
Done. The Death Note is mine now. Waiting for someone to grab it now.

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My name is Bobby Tubbs, owner of Bobby's Bathtub Emporium

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bobby tubbz keep on topic faggot lol

>>1844203
>>1844226
So you want the Death Note?

Hey, I'm a guy that lives somewhere down Thanatos' street. Neither of us knows the other exists. 'Sup?

>>1844367
Well, him killing himself hasn't hit the local news yet.
>>1844286
If Bobby Tubbs doesn't reply, can I have the Note?

>>1844373
Have it, bud.

>>1844405
Well, time to start using it, then!
I write the following:
"Theodore John Kaczynski, child prodigy, Harvard graduate, brilliant mathematician, and domestic terrorist, will, over the course of the next few months, get sick and experience vivid fever dreams, in which he will begin to see envision proofs for various mathematical theorems in geometric function theory, but also related to more abstract fields, such as category theory. He will request copies of various contemporary mathematical papers, building on their results in the form of seemingly deranged scribblings on his wall, and will grow increasingly erratic in behavior. Eventually, he will begin writing various papers in his cell, before mailing copies them to various mathematical institutions. Included in his work will be proof of Lehmer's conjecture, Hilbert's thirteenth problem, and the Erdos-Ulam problem, among others. After doing so, he will commit suicide by inhaling a glass of water on August 8, 2018, and his last words will be "No wonder Godel killed himself."

>>1844534
Rule 27. The Death Note can only operate within 23 days (in the human calendar).

>>1844598
Ah, I see. Sorry about that. In that case, let's just remove the "over the next few months" part. As per Rule 28, that should do the trick.

>>1844645
Sorry, and also remove the "on Aug 8, 2018".

I have begun my close investigation with British Intelligence Agencies on finding the source of who killed Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Theresa May, Rees Moggs, and a large amount of Conservative English party members.