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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 24 2017-09-05 10:22:20 Post No. 1842362
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 24 2017-09-05 10:22:20 Post No. 1842362
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, 1 little girl and a robutt, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
Currently, the hunters are engaged in battle with the next Elder Vampire they must destroy: Walter. But first they must get through Mark, an Elder Vampire ther hunters have defeated before, now revived and demoted to mid-boss.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1842362
Wake up and pull fist from Jon's ass
Also hello
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>>1842362
Activate Titanium body and punch self in face
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Bing bing
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>>1842364
Bob the Vampbeast wakes up and pulls his fist from Jon's anus.
He also says hi to anybody present.
>>1842368
>>1842372
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>>1842374
Greetings abomination.
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>>1842374
Disengage from combat
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>>1842377
Bob retreats from the battle, now if only there're hunters who cared enough to stop im or something.
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>>1842379
Shoot with cannons
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>>1842379
Hey Brobat, you wanna come with me or keep fighting the hunters?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1842380
>>1842381
Brobat extracts his foot from Jon's ass and retreats with Bob.
And now the robutt and Bob roll 1d10
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>>1842383
Ey Joseph there's only two of you active right now, thought I'd even the odds for you a little, and this is how ya repay me?
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>>1842385
oh my bad
go ahead an run then, bob
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1842384
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>>1842396
whoops
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>>1842398
Do a badass pose
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>>1842398
Bro, we gotta rescue Bub from the hunters. If he's still alive, that is.
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>>1842398
Enemy escaped. Asses new enemy.
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>>1842401
>>1842403
Current enemy:
Mark (Living Doll form):
Power: 25 (+20 due to being empowered by Walter)
Speed: 15
Health: 30
Special: 18
Will: 22
>>1842402
"Sure. Any idea where he is?"
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>>1842408
Turn order? Can we do a premptive attack?
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>>1842408
45 power? Fack.
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>>1842408
I'm not sure. The best bet would be the clocktower I guess. I got a plan to rescue him too.
Brew potion of restore humanity
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>>1842409
Here's the turn order.
>Can we do a premptive attack?
No. This is an ongoing battle from last thread.
>>1842411
"Well, I mean the last time you gave one to him it turned him into something weird though, so whaatcha planning this time?"
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>>1842416
Yeah, that was my fault for intervening with the purifying process. I'll drink the potion and bargain for Bub's release
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>>1842416
Do I still have Titanium body activated?
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>>1842420
Yeah sure
>>1842419
"You'll be doing it?! What kinda bargain you're thinking of?"
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>>1842424
They won't talk with a vampire, so I'll become human and try to exchange some information for his release. If all goes according to plan, I'll bring him back here and we can turn myself back to a vambeast and Bub back to normal
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Oh and hunters roll 1d10 to see who gets a hit in the face.
>>1842427
"A sound plan. On paper. I suppose"
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1842429
Shield!
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>>1842429
Yeah, though rarely does everything go according to plan. I'd say it's our best bet for getting Bub back. Direct assault would be suicide, hunter merchant is too OP.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1842429
oh shit
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1842432
>>1842430
And so Joseph is about to be kicked in the face.
Joseph roll 1d10
Joseph has 23 Defense
Mark has 45 Power
>>1842431
"That's ture. well then, good luck, bro"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1842437
TITANIUM BODY
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>>1842437
Thanks bro.
Attempt the brewing of the potion
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1842439
Thanks to Joseph's Titanium Body, this attack did no damage. The next one will though.
Oh and Joseph only has 12 HP left from the last thread.
And there's also the fact that last thread the hunters were affected with a debuff that cuts all stats in half, but let's ignore that for a moment.
It's the Golem's turn
>>1842440
Roll 1d100
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Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>1842445
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>>1842447
Bob failed to brew a humanity restoring potion and made coffee instead.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>1842455
Sip coffee and try again
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>>1842445
Fire cannons
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1842459
Roll 1d100
>>1842460
Roll 2d10
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Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d10)
>>1842465
Bing!!
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Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>1842465
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Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>1842468
Oh yeah, forgot my own roll
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Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>1842467
MARK HAS 18/30 HP LEFT!
Now it's Joseph's turn
>>1842469
>>1842468
Bob fails to breww the potion once again!
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>>1842473
Can I do the artillery barrage? If so, do that
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>>1842473
Darn it, this is gonna take a while isn't it?
Another try!
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>>1842475
Cannons were already used last thread.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1842479
Sure
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1842484
Them's them breaks
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>>1842480
Combo attack with Golem on Mark then
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>>1842486
Party's combo count is zero.
All combos have already been exhausted last thread.
>>1842485
Indeed.
Another failure
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>>1842491
Can I take a sippy from the power potions?
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>>1842491
Get slightly irritated and try to brew another set
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Oh fuck the Thread is alive.
Rip OPs Power
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Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>1842492
Sure
>>1842493
roll 1d100
You have -10 malus due to irrritation
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>1842501
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>>1842501
How much can I buff my power by without going berserk?
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>>1842509
Them's the breaks.
Sip coffee and calm down, think about tranquility and all that stuff
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>>1842509
Oh I see
Drink 5 sips then
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>>1842514nanoboostadministeredgetinthere
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>>1842514
Joseph's current Power is now 43
It's Mark's turn again.
Hunters roll 1d10
>>1842512
Bob drank some coffee
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1842522
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>>1842522
Feels better already. Try brewing the potion again, real carefully this time
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>1842526
Roll 1d100
cCarefulness gives you a +5
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Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>1842528
Dice god, have you forsaken me?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1842522
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1842522
COME ON
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>>1842536
dammit Joseph
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1842535
>>1842536
>>1842523
So now Golem roll against Mark
Mark has +45 Power
Golem has 27 Defense
>>1842534
*divine shrug*
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>>1842543
We're getting nowhere. Brew a potion of focus
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>>1842543
Er...Do we have an Intercept left that we can use to block that?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1842543
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Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>1842546
Actually yes
>>1842544
Roll 1d100
Alchemy skillz gives you a +25
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Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>1842555
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What do you say, Other Joseph? Intercept?
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>>1842556
Potion of focus done.
Meanwhile Joseph is deciding whther or not to save the Golem
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>>1842567
Drink potion of focus and try to brew the potion of restore humanity with the newly gained focus
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>>1842555
No Intercept, I guess.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1842571
>>1842572
Golem gets a claw to the face and has 8/20 HP left.
It's now the Golem's turn
>>1842569
Roll 1d100
Focus gives a +20
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Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>1842579
Pls
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>>1842579
Fire cannons!
He cannot dodge forever!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1842582
Roll 2d10
>>1842581
Shucess
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>>1842587
Sweet. Prepare yourself mentally for pain and drink it
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Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d10)
>>1842587
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>>1842590
1 hit! Mark has 12/30 HP left!
Now it's Joseph's turn
>>1842589
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>>1842589
sweet mother of god what are you doing
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>>1842594
Give Mark till the count of 5
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>>1842600
but Joseph
Unless other people Count for us, We'll lose TB Before we can use that. Also we can't Intercept hits during The Countdown
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>>1842600
It's Mark's turn now.
Hunters roll 1d10
>>1842601
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1842607
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1842607
well fuck
Golem, can you take some Counts for us as well?
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>>1842607
Try to endure, think about all our fallen comrades
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1842611
>>1842609
Roll 1d10
Mark has +45 Power
Joseph has +48 Defense
>>1842612
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1842616
FWOOOOSH
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>>1842616
Blub blub
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1842616
Oh Boy.
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>>1842620
Clang. It's the golem's turn
>>1842621
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>>1842626
I didn't know it was possible for a vampire to contain this much blood
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>>1842626
Fire cannons!
From a distance.
Bing.
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>>1842644
Oh shit, maybe master can drain my blood and use it to empower himself
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>>1842644
why is it filling the screen
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>>1842648
He's a Doll.
You'd just make him a blood soaked doll.
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>>1842651
True, but he still uses vampire magic. So he won't need to explain shiet
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Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d10)
>>1842660
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Lag test
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>>1842660
But didn't Bob Losing the Entirety of his Bodily Fluids Hurt him
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>>1842660
Just as planned.
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>>1842665
Missed
Now it's Joseph's turn
It's now the 2 count
It's Mark's turn again. After he's done the 5 count will be complete.
Oh and hunters roll 1d10
>>1842667
His Humanity Restoring potion is forcefully expelling his Vampire blood to replace it with human blood.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1842673
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1842673
But then where does the Human blood come from
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1842673
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>>1842673
Finish puking out blood
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1842678
Roll 1d10
Mark has +45 Power
Golem has +27 Defense
>>1842677
Nanomachines.
Walmart.
Vampire Magic.
That one hobo down the street next to that chinese place.
Pick any
>>1842679
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1842682
Premature cannon shot?
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>>1842682
Feels weird
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Rolled 8, 10 = 18 (2d10)
>>1842684
Roll 2d10 to shoot cannons at Mark as your final dying act.
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we can't do anything
also all the other hunters are AFK
Fuck
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>>1842697
U guys gotta retreat
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>>1842697
Such is life in the zone.
Now where is that golem roll
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>>1842698
speaking of unreversable fucked suituations
how is being Human, Bob?
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>>1842704
Yes. let us see what he looks like...oh wait, his face is still fucked up.
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>>1842708
Wear a more human resembling mask
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>>1842708
So, how can we restore Bob's face?
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Rolled 8, 2 = 10 (2d10)
>>1842690
Fucking internet
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>>1842709
>>1842710
How can we put you on trial for being a vampire helping traitor?
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>>1842712
Bob is a cool guy though, OP
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>>1842712
Mmh.. Try to brew a potion of skin reconstructing
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>>1842715
Bing Bing....bing... traitor....detect....ed....bing...boooooop *silence*
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>>1842715
Thanks Joseph
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RIP AND TEAR
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1842719
The Golems last words echoes through the chamber as Mark disembowels him and rips out his Golem Core.
Without it the body deactivates and drops to the ground.
>>1842723
As Oswell is now active it's his turn.
Right before Joseph attempts to chop at Mark because his 5 count is done
Joseph roll 1d10
+45 Mark
+43 Joseph
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Rolled 13 (1d15)
>>1842726
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>1842718
Roll 1d100
Alchemy skills give you a +20
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Rolled 4 (1d15)
>>1842726
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1842726
Is my Master Of None still on?
If not, can I activate it?
Also do I have bombs?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>1842728
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>>1842734
Would Master Of None cancel out Joseph's bonus if I popped it now?
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>>1842738
Master of None doesn't affect allies.
Unless you want it too
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>>1842741
Then I activate Master Of None and throw my remaining explosives at Mark
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Rolled 7, 7, 1, 7, 1, 9 = 32 (6d10)
>>1842727
MARK HAS 8/30 HP LEFT!
>>1842742
OSWELL ROLL 6d10!
>>1842736
Oh and Bob made a skin restoration potion
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Rolled 1, 8, 3, 5, 8, 1 = 26 (6d10)
>>1842744
FOR MY WAIFU
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>>1842744
Take off any masks and pour the potion on yo face
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>>1842745
2 Bomb hits!
Mark has 4 HP left!
It's Mark's turn.
Oswell and Joseph roll 1d10
>>1842747
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1842748
WE GOT THIS
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>>1842748
Stings a little. Let's see the mug!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1842749
fuck.
Don't die, Oswell.
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>>1842748
huh, is that correct, OP?
8 beats the 2nd 7, 3 beats the third 1, 8 beats the fifth 1
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>>1842752
My ghost waifu would never let me die...right OP?
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>>1842753
One of those bombs is a flashbang and Dolls aren't affected by those ;^)
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1842749
Roll 1d10
>>1842750
Yep
That's a mug
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1842758
fug
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>>1842758
Beautiful craftsmanship.
Ask brobat what my face looks like
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1842760
Damn
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>>1842760
I WAKE UP FROM A COMA TO FUCKING SNAKE EYES
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>>1842764
JOSEPH NOOOOOOO....wait how much HP do you have?
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>>1842765
Joseph has 12 while Oswell 15
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>>1842765
TB is active.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1842763
>>1842764
>snek eyes
Joseph roll 1d10
+45 Mark
+43 Def Jose
>>1842761
"It looks like A face"
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1842770
COME ON
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1842770
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1842771
>>1842774
Oswell is saved!
It's also his turn
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>>1842778
SPINNING BLADES OF NO GF
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>>1842781
Cmon. I'm an autist. Every autist does the spin move.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1842781
Roll 1d10
Grand Masterof None gives you a 7 bonus while disabling Mark's
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1842792
GET FUCKED
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>>1842794DeathBlossom.wav
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>>1842800
>Idon'tplayOverWatch.FuckBlizzard
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>>1842794
Mark has been slain.
Again.
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>>1842804
I'd like to thank Joseph for pulling all the weight and letting me get the last hit in.
I will surely mention him in my autobiography...or something.
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>>1842802
I'm still waiting for Warcraft 4
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>>1842804
Use this chance to recover and regain our health
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>>1842807
And I'm still waiting on people to realize Overwatch doesn't have fucking lore.
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>>1842810
It's cool. I don't play Overwatch either. I just jerk it to the porn
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>>1842812
Same.
Hopping on that Destiny train though.
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>>1842808
Not yet. Now Walter joins the battle. It's time for the Bosssss Fight Phase!
He's also upset that the hunters wrecked his favourite doll
>>1842816
I don't play that either.
Mostly because I dont have a PS4
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>>1842820
fuck
Uh
Guys what do we do
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>>1842820
>Mostly because I dont have a PS4
PC Master Race nigga.
Also is the door to the bossroom still open?
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>>1842824
Yes. Outside is a shitshow
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>>1842832
define Shitshow
Also wheres Broseph?
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>>1842832
What's Walter's strength?
I'm gonna see if I can't pull up a classic from the playbook.
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>>1842835
Outside fighting like a bajillion dolls
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God damn it, I thought the stars weren't aligned! I'm so sorry I couldn't be around to murder Mark again.
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>>1842842
Walter (First Form)'s stats-arino
Power: 30
Speed: 30
HP: 50
Special: 50
Will: 40
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>>1842859
Turn order?
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>>1842854
To be honest... I need to get my good hat back from Brobat to be a little more effective here. Plus, the whole 'Go Eldritch' thing is something that I'm saving for later.
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>>1842861
OP -> everyone else
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>>1842866
We are fighting a damn floor boss.
If any time is the time to use the good shit, it's now.
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Anyway, turn order
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>>1842876
But my special power only works until a plot-relevant cutscene happens. I must save it until Walter's on his last stage to properly secure a victory.
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>>1842880
Ay where can I buy that Oswell head plush bro?
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>>1842882
Down in my basemen--I mean gift shop.
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>>1842884
So you're gift shop is in the basement? What's weird about that.
Also please don't notice the current group huddling and desperately trying to figure out a game-plan.
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>>1842884
So what kind of stuff can we get from the gift shop?
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>>1842890
Oswell, do you think Master of None can help you stall a bit as I get back my hat and stuff from Brobat?
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>>1842890
Oswell should use Master of None, I'll Titanium body again and try to go for a pull back attack or a regular attack
Once we hit the 2nd phase, we should let Wilda go into eldritch form, along with me using the cube
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>>1842890
Wake up from coma, check to see if everyone's dead yet.
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>>1842895
>>1842896
pssst. hey. You should try fighting without weapons. It gets you an acchievement
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>>1842899
The Golem is.
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>>1842899
ALRIGHT!
Okay so I'll try M.O.N and stall with Joseph and possibly Horace while Wilda goes and get's her hat back.
Sound good to everybody?
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>>1842901
We're not doing a challenge run, OP. The fact that Jon is rather underleveled should tell you that.
Anyway, I'm planning quickly warp out, beat Brobat into a coma, get my stuff back and rejoin the party. Is that alright?
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>>1842901
Like barehanded? Or with stuff that's clearly not weapons like cooking utensils and whatnot?
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>>1842902
All the fights and this fight all at once forever today
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>>1842913
For a limited time offer of two for one at no appreciation, cash back?
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>>1842905
I dunno. Is anything ever alright?
>>1842907
Barehanded.
But not Bearhanded though
>>1842917
Yes
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>>1842922
What's the achievement for
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...Horace can you heal us while Walter isn't looking?
Also OP, does my sword do anything special besides eat souls?
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>>1842922
Horace, heal us up. After that, I'll go and get my stuff back, before returning to you guys with my good stuff.
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>>1842926
Suicidal Overconfidence
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>>1842925
You'll have to make an escape roll
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>>1842930
The Evil Sword eats souls and can empower the user, it its allowed to possess them.
The Good Sword seals up the possessing powers of the Evil Sword and also sets vampire flesh on fire.
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>>1842945
How many souls did the evil sword eat up, anyway? I think that's a good way of saving souls for me to eat later.
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>>1842945
What are the risks of possession?
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>>1842950
- Red eyes
- Nausea
- Headaches
- Back pain
- Stabbing everything insight with no regard to friend nor foe
- Upset stomach
- Skin irritation
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>>1842957
Would Oswell feel those side effects, by any chance? If not, I say he should go for it.
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>>1842957
What bonuses do I get?
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>>1842963
-Doubles all current stats
-Attacking now does 12 damage
-Can't target normally, now Oswell acts like a boss enemy and everyone else roll 1d10 when it's Oswell's turn, whoever gets the lowest gets attacked
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>>1842969
...can I put both my swords together?
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>>1842969
>-Doubles all current stats
This alone is good, as it puts Oswell on a 'even' playing field against Walter. I say go for it.
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>>1842974
You wanna be Darth Maul?
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>>1842982
I mean make both swords into a new sword.
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>>1842982
He's going to be going into a edgy superboss mode, so I say he should. After we heal up before the fight starts, however.
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>>1842987
Oh shit, I can't believe Oswell murdered his own sword.
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>>1842988
>stats carrying ova
Nah, new phase of combat, stats gets resetted.
BUT NOT INTERCEPTION OR COMBO COUNT THOUGH, WOAH HEY. OR HEALTH, THAT SHIT STAYS THE SAME. BETTER HEAL QUIIIIICK
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>>1842987
...okay I'll let Demonic Sword-Chan possess while we fight first form Walter.
Can I give my holy sword to Horace to hold while possessed?
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>>1842994
>Can I give my holy sword to Horace to hold while possessed?
Sure
Anyway, about the combination thing.
Your swords can be forged into one, just ask the Hunter Merchant for it.
The results will be:
- Both swords powers combined into something stronger
- One will end up overpowering the other and the new sword will either be pure good or pure evil
- both gets their enchantments destroyed and the combined sword is just a regular sword.
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>>1842998
I say to keep the evil sword, at least as a finishing blow kind of thing, so that it can store up souls for later.
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>>1842998
Neat. Also what happened to the greatsword Vampire Knight was holding?
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>>1843002
Stuck into the ground as the battle has not ended so nobody gets loot yet
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Alright Horace, heal us so we can get this shit started.
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...Okay Wilda can you hold my holy sword?
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>>1843013
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>>1843013
Now who's active right now.
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>>1843018
Active, and for fucks sake it's not my dick.
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>>1843018
ready to cut some heads, boss
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>>1843018
Active. What's my HP at right now, and do we have anything to heal me?
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>>1843019
That's what they all say
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>>1843026
FUCK IT
DEMON SWORD POSSESS ME
BOSS FIGHT NOW
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>>1843024
Current HP levels
>>1843027
"I dunno bro you sound kinda like a perv"
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>>1843028
That actually seems like a good amount of health. Can I warp to my old hat through Joseph's hat to get it back?
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>>1843028
Can I jingle my coin sack to summon any jews in the general area actually?
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>>1843030
>>1843034
>>1843038
When it's your turn.
Walter goes first.
So now roll 1d10 all of you
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1843044
okay fuck it
DEMON SWORD POSSESS ME PLEASE
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1843044
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1843044
oh no
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>>1843046
When it's your turn.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1843047
Walter is going to kick Joseph in the face.
Roll 1d10
+30 Power Walter
+23 Defense Joseph
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1843062
FWOOSH
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>>1843064
Hey Horace can you hold my holy sword now so everybody stops calling me a pedophile?
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>>1843069
Woah bro, how are you gonna get a gf when youre that much of a homo
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>>
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>>1843071
I'm not a homo though. That's Gar.
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>>1843066
Joseph has 4 HP left.
It is now Horace's turn.
If he's active.
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>>1843077
Yeah but you're telling other dudes to hold your "sword" man. das gay.
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>>1843088
>hold Oswell's sword for him because he wants to use his demon sword.
And so you did
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>>1843100
He said it wasn't gay.
He's a priest and therefor it's the word of god.
>>
I've awoken
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>>1843107
Hey bro, please don't shoot me when I'm transformed.
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>>1843100
gay
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Rolled 2 (1d25)
>>1843100
Oh yeah, and the heals.
HORACE ROLL 1d10
+17 Bonus
>>1843107
too bad. Golem's dead. >>1842726
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>>1843114
GOD WILLS IT
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>>1842726
Log reading in process
>The Golems last words echoes through the chamber as Mark disembowels him and rips out his Golem Core.
goddamit
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>>1843114
GIVE US THE HEALS
>>
>>
>>1843114
>too bad. Golem's dead
dead dead or just inactive?
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>>1843122
Goddamn. Lucky for you you have bonuses.
>>
Wait shit where's Golem's core
somebody put it back in his frame
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>>1843117
I know we are supposed to be working together, but... This just confirms Magical Girls > Giant Robots.
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>>1843129
too bad you are neither
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>>1843129
>This just confirms Magical Girls > Giant Robots.
Golem wasn't particularly large and demon girls are better than standard magical girls.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1843123
>>1843123
Let's ask the King. Is the Golem dead or just inactive due to having its core ripped out?
"hhhhm,mmm"
1- Dead like Golem AI Incorporated which had its factories diestroyed mysteriously by mysterious tentacles
2- Simply inactive, but somebody better find that core.
Oh and Horace healed the party:
Joseph has 12 HP now
Oswell has Full 19 HP now
Wilda has full 22 HP now
It's Oswell's turn
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>>1843134
Oswell, use Master of None to nullify those bonuses while you still can
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>>1843134
Okay. Master of None and then sword possession.
I better get a sick design.
Also what's my Ghost waifu doing?
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>>1843134
welpis my Gar reincarnated as penguin plan is still possible?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sqegc4XmqQ
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>>1843134
Yep. Golem's dead.
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>>1843144
ayy
you can finally remove him from the OP image
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>>1843125
Most of my healing rolls have been low lately, and mostly succeeded because of my bonuses.
>>1843044
>>1843088
>>1843134
Doesn't Joseph have full HP too because I exchanged bonuses for 8 HP healed? Should I specify the total I plan on healing them by?
>>1843134
>>1843139
>>1843143
>>1843144
RIP again, Golem.
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>>1843143I was gonna try and throw that greatsword Vampire Knight had over to you to be Mecha Gar 2.0.
WHY OP WHY!?
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>>1843144
>two characters dead in one adventure
I blame elves
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>>1843152
Dirty fucking knife-ear faggots is what they are
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>>1843140
She's in the ghost waiting room due to you never calling her out to do anything.
>>1843143
There's a payment that must be made.
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>>1843156
...Can I have her act as a member of the party while I'm possessed?
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>>1843150
Because of the Military Industrial Complex
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>>1843144
Press F to pay respects... Or press P to piss on the Golem's grave.P
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>>1843160
Okay Kojima. No need to gold-brick right now, the Sony contract isn't gonna fall through or anything.
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>>1843162
F
he was a good boy dindunuffin bouts to go back to school get his diploma get his life back on track
>>
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>>1843163
Shut up faggot and buy my shit so I can hang out with Hollywood actors
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>>1843156
>There's a payment that must be made.
But all I have is this rubber chicken
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>>1843166
You meeting Del Toro was a mistake
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>>1843171
I mean, he was murdered by the King. Not many adventurers get to experience that kind of death, to be honest.
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So let me get this straight, the Golem is now just a shell.
So it's empty and waiting for something to act as a core to power it and tell it what to do.
Can we bond a soul to a machine?
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>>1843158
I dunno, can you?
>>1843168
1 fanart for 1 life
>>1843169
you are a gay, shut up. Buy my movies--I mean games.
>>1843171
Probably. After the core was ripped out and Mark was re-slain. It rolled on the floor and somehow gets dropped into the space between dimensions where dead NPCs go. It was then crushed by the King.
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>>1843176
to be honest, ghost waifu does a whole lot of nothing when oswell is around
it would be nice to have another party member
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>>1843176
>I dunno, can you?
ye
GHOST WAIFU I...emplore you I guess, TO JOIN THE PARTY FOR THIS BATTLE
Also Loli you feel like doing a fanart?
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>>1843176
>1 fanart for 1 lifeyeah I know, just not sure when I'll get time for that. What you would want anyway?
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>>1843176
Huh. Could I still cast resurrect on Golem? I was going to save it for not dying, but I'd like Golem to not be dead too.
Also is this the sort of this that'll happen if we get special executions too?
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>>1843176
>1 fanart for 1 life
I'll pay for it on his behalf, right here and right now, as long as I decide what he gets to be.
>>
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>>1843185
PC nigga
Although you should buy a switch if you wanna buy a console.
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>>1843184
Now that's just cruel. The last time he died, he had to make this
>>1843188
Switch doesn't have muh Gundams and muh SRWs. Plus I'm talking purely console games here, everything else i already pirated.
>>1843183
>Could I still cast resurrect on Golem? I was going to save it for not dying
Ya can't. He's super dead now.
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>>1843197
Oh. Fug I guess you really should get a PS4 then.
Better that then the XBOX shitshow anyways.
Also I find it hard to believe he drew that.
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>>1843197
Was there a point when I could've casted resurrect on Golem?
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>>1843185
>>1843197
>muh Gundams and muh SRWs.
good taste
here some change to spare
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>>1843197
Alright, fine, he can still have a opinion on it, but I will also have influence over what he'll become because I did the fanart for him, if that's alright?
>>
also brb gonna go check my mail
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>>1843207
go away abomination
I don't need your help
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>>1843217
So should I just use the fanart I made to help myself to something nice instead, then?
>>
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>>1843179
Oswell's Ghostly hunter-chan joins the party!
Stats:
Power: 22
Speed: 20
HP: 25
Special: 18
Will: 22
Special:
- Immune to physical attacks
- Cant be targeted by Oswell
- Can decap with the scythe, doesn't work on bosses though, hurr hurr
- Does like 9 damage per slash
>>1843203
>Also I find it hard to believe he drew that.
Dude's an actual Illustrator. He jsut acts like a faggot
>>1843205
Anyway, here's the deal faggot. Choose one of these:
- Draw another Super Robot -> Resurrects Gar into exploding penguin
- Draw one of them Police bots back in Real Robot adventure and then cry in the corner because that was a huge flop because nobody cares about giant robots anymore -> Resurrects Gar into an exploding penguin or Create a new character
- Let this >>1843184 be your tribute and resurrect Gar RIGHT NOW but then have Wilda influence the process
>>1843204
Before the King roll.
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>>1843228
back, and cashed my paycheck
POSSESSION TIME
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>>1843228
>Before the King roll.
Oh. That would've been nice to know before I casted. Is this sort of stuff going to be for other of Golem's or ours special executions?
>>1843203
>>1843228
>Dude's an actual Illustrator. He jsut acts like a faggot
You can check his Twitter when he responds to QM's announcements to see some of the other art he made.
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>>1843231
Summoned a ghost AND getting possessed? That's two actions a turn.
I dunno if that's allowed though
>>
>>1843233
>Is this sort of stuff going to be for other of Golem's or ours special executions?
Yes. No. maybe. I dunno.
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>>1843234
Well my sword is doing all the work for the possession and all I had to do was call Ghost Waifu over.What's her name anyhow
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>>1843239
>What's her name anyhow
Never got one. She's your tulpa.
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>>1843205
>>1843228
>>1843237
I mean, you already made deals with a vampire with Gar, so I think making a deal with a primordial loli wouldn't be morally wrong as well.
>>1843234
Didn't you allow two actions a turn last time we fought a boss, OP? As long as both actions aren't a attacking action, I think it's fair.
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>>1843243
>I mean, you already made deals with a vampire with Gar, so I think making a deal with a primordial loli wouldn't be morally wrong as well.
AND I LEARNED MY LESSON
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>>1843237
OR these further options:
- Draw some art depicting 1 of the hunters, except golem. Doesn't ahve to be huge or fancy. Binary pen is okay. -> Resurrect Gar as an exlpoding penguin, but only for 1 thread
- Draw some art depicting Wilda in a respectable manner, signing "I concede that Mechs are no match for Eldritch Abominations" -> Resurrect Gar as a a full-on human with increased abilities
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>>1843251
I promise, I will make sure to not do drastic changes. This is Gar's chance for redemption, anyway.
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>>1843253
>- Draw some art depicting 1 of the hunters, except golem. Doesn't ahve to be huge or fancy. Binary pen is okay. -> Resurrect Gar as an exlpoding penguin, but only for 1 thread
TEMPTING
>- Draw some art depicting Wilda in a respectable manner, signing "I concede that Mechs are no match for Eldritch Abominations" -> Resurrect Gar as a a full-on human with increased abilities
THAT'S JUST EXTRA GAY
FUCK THAT
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>>1843258
>THAT'S JUST EXTRA GAY
How is something that is clearly true 'extra gay'? We seen proof of that earlier in this adventure.
>>
>>1843255
FOOL ME ONCE - SHAME ON YOU
FOOL ME TWICE -SHAM ON ME
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>>1843237
>>1843243
>>1843251
>>1843253
>>1843255
I don't think Wilda will try to fuck over GAR or Golem too much though. Probably just something somewhat humiliating for a bit.
>>1843258
lol
>>1843228
>>1843233
>>1843236
Alright. Could I or we be warned in advance if one of our turns is at the point of no return for saving another hunter, particularly a permadeath? Admittedly I might have had to choose between saving Joseph and Golem because of Walter's DPS.
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>>1843265
When did I fool you, anyway? Was it when I smashed your Hammerer chassis up, or was it another moment in time?
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>>1843272When you took off your name.
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>>1843273
Crap, I forgot.
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>>1843239
Anyway. Oswell lets his sword possess him. Oswell now has:
- Red eyes - eyes glow with power due to ahving his stats doubled
- Nausea - Has a puke attack
- Headaches - Grew horns, can be used for charging
- Back pain - Sprouted some bone tentacles from his back, can be used for attacking and grabbing stuff
- Stabbing Stabbing everything in sight with no regard to friend nor foe - Stabs everything in sight with no regard to friend nor foe
- Upset stomach - Can chomp on flesh to drestore health, doesn't matter whose flesh
- Skin irritation - grew spikes on his skin, can harm attacker when they fail an attack
Now it's Wilda's turn
>>1843268
Sure.
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>>1843272
Plus, ingame-wise Gar never met Wilda
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>>1843275
Well, I'm getting out of here since Oswell's doing some heretic shit up in here. I'll try to Hat Trick myself to my better, fancier hat to get it back, and if he wants, Horace can come with me, leaving Joseph here to serve as a beacon to help us get back to this fight.
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>>1843279
YEAH BUT FUCK HER ANYWAY
MY SIX SENSE TELL ME TO
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>>1843275
D..do I look sexy now?
MUCH ON WALTER
>>
>>1843282
Gar doesn't have a sixth sense
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>>1843282
That's mean, Gar.
>>
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>>1843289
>I just don't trust strangers, dood
Says the hunter who teamed up with those that he was supposed to be fighting and killing. You already left behind any moral standards you may have.
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>>1843265
>FOOL ME ONCE - SHAME ON YOU
>FOOL ME TWICE -SHAM ON ME
>SHAM
lol
>>1843274
It's okay, false flagging happens.
>>1843289
Makes sense.
Am I able to commune with Gar in limbo or hell?
>>1843281
>>1843287
Sure. You can have me come as a reinforcement if needed. We can use the holy phonelines for private intel between our heavily split up teams.
>>
So anyway, waht's happening
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>>1843298
photoshop.exe
maybe
>>
>>1843299
So Wilda and Horace will go on a magical tophat adventure?
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>>1843294
That implied that I managed to fool you once, let alone tried to fool you at all.
>>1843296
>We can use the holy phonelines for private intel between our heavily split up teams.
I prefer a actual phone, but that's just me.
>>1843298
Like Joseph said over at >>1843299, but since it seems like Gar doesn't want to use the fanart I made, what else can I exchange it for?
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>>1843300
Gar just swallow your pride and do a pic of Wilda.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1843312
>>1843316
Anyway. Wilda roll 1d10 to attampt hat Magic.
Walter will roll against the hat magic
Due to boss fight, this escape roll will have a -3 malus on Wilda's roll
>>1843314
I mean. Wilda has literally done aboslutely nothing that harmed the party.
PEOPLE WHO DID ARE:
Joseph
Gar
Those are the real criminals here
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>>1843318
>PEOPLE WHO DID ARE:
>Joseph
>Gar
And Oswell very shortly
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>>1843321
indeed. That was counting the past.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1843318
[Super Mario pipe sounds intensifies]
>>
>>1843318
>Gar
I'm sorry, okay
I got better since that time
>>
>>1843327
shush
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>>1843328
Hey, if multiple threads worth of being spit-roasted in Hell won't make a man see the error of his ways, I don't know what will.
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>>1843328
See, I even stopped holding SHIFT key, mostly
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>>1843326
It's now Joseph's turn
If he's still active
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>>1843327
Cmon Gar. There's an oversized sword here that's just waiting for somebody to pick it up and smite evil with.
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>>1843347
Aren't you going to join me in going through the hat, Horace?
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>>1843343
I'm working on that
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>>1843346
Activated.
It's now Walter's turn again.
Remaining hunters roll 1d10
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>>1843356
>How's Limbo?
they keep showing me doozy bots tv cartoonHELP
>>
>>1843361
shush. No help. only doozy bots now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8um1N78AhY
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1843359
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>>1843365
STOP THIS MADNESS
>>
>>1843365
>SD Gundam children's show
...I'm ashamed to say this, but fund it.
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>>1843369
SD Gundam kids shows exist. that one is thankfully failed attempt to bring it to west
akaLocalization.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1843359
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>>1843371
>Does Oswell roll too?
Yes. I said Remaining hunters.
>>
>>1843368
It's okay, sometimes you get this instead
https://youtu.be/BKkb-fEEyY4?t=18
>>
>>1843384
MY EYES
MY EYEEEEESwhy dragon quest music is playing anyway?
>>
>>1843391
Because unlike Doozy bots, that one wasn't real.
>>
>>1843391
Because it sounds suitably heroic for a kids show.
Right around the era where any strong dude in a shonen anime being brought to the west had to put off superman vibes for some reason.
>>
>>1843393
phew.
>>
>>1843399But it is real in this Vampire Hunter reality,
and it elipsed the actual show.
>>
Rolled 7, 6, 8 = 21 (3d10)
>>1843366
WALTER USES HIS DOLL CONTROLLING POWERS TO USE MARK'S DOLL CORPSE TO ATTACK!
This power allows Walter to use the skills of any doll present, while using his own stats as bonus
AND WALTER WILL USE MARK'S PIERCE SKILL!
Joseph roll 1d10
Walter +30
Joseph +23
If my second roll is >=5 then the attack pierces through Joseph's shield and his bonus is then 18
If my third roll is >=5 then the attack pierces through Joseph's titanium body and damages Joseph normally
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1843408
well Oswell, unless you want to intercept for me
then it's pretty much over
>>
>>1843414
Yeah I'll intercept.
Walter is a punk bitch anyways. Can't even fight me properly.
>>
>GAR haunts thread
>suddenly low rolls
>>
>>1843418
Then roll 1d10
Same rolls applies
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1843423
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>>1843424
Blocked! It's now Ghost Waifu's turn.
Who wants to roll for her?
Oh and is Wilda and Horace ready for regaining Wilda's shit?
>>
>>
>>1843432
Ready as I'll ever be, OP.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1843432
GO GHOST WAIFU
GET HIM LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES!
>>
>>1843441
Yes. I too am ready, Anonymous.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1843442
Roll 1d10
+30 Power Walter
+22 Power Ghost
>>
>>1843446
Let do this.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1843462
HYAAAA
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1843468
Blocked!
Now it's Oswell's turn.
Everybody else who's present at the battle roll 1d10
>>1843462
Also.
Power Ghost. Sounds like a band.
>>1843464
And the hat brought Wilda and Horace to...HELL.
>>
>>1843471
>And the hat brought Wilda and Horace to...HELL.
OH SHIT GRAB GAR AND GET OUT!
>>
>>1843471
Dropped my dice.
Can you check under your chair OP?
>>
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1843471
Roll high, come on FWOOSH
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>>1843471
...Wait, did I make sure to come out from the fancy tophat with the cannon in it?
>>
>>
>>1843474
Hmm, nothing under here
>>1843477
Prolly not
>>
>>1843475
Would rather
>get your cheeks oiled up and violated by demons for the rest of eternity
or....
>SMITE EVIL!
>>
>>1843480
Well, which tophat did I come out of, then?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1843480
Wait, found em.
Rolled under the PHB.
ROLLING
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1843482
Some dead one that got it's coordinates mixed up in the top hat server
>>
>>1843490
>yeah, there is TV show with you as heroes going on
Am I the hot one with all the shipping fanart?
>>
>>1843491
Well, damn. Might as well look around Hell and see what is here.
>>
>>
>>1843492
Yes.
All of them gay.
>>
>>1843498
>nah, you show up in like 2 episodes
Oh what the fuck
OP I demand a sick red cape and a tragic backstory
>>
>>1843499
>All of them gay.
I'm a good catholic boy HOW CAN THIS BE!?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1843471
Anyway. Walter was targeted by the Possessed Oswell.
Oswell roll 1d10
>>
>>1843499
Even me?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1843509
PUKE ATTACK
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>>1843508
It's because of the sick red cape and tragic backstory
>>
>>1843516
Well damn.
Looking good is more important than being good I guess.
Do the artists at least highlight my 8-pack?
>>
>>
>>1843514
You puked on Walter.
The puke burned him a little, HP: 48/50
But it also slows him down. Now he acts after Ghost Waifu.
It's Joseph's turn
>>1843521
Nah. They mostly focused on your butt.
As it gets regularly pounded
>>1843496
Fire. Mostly
>>
>>1843528
Alright OP, one question
once the Octahedron is on the field, does it last through the first and final phase?
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>>1843525
>"Oh. Have you been atoning for them?"
being in limbo gives a lot of time to think about stuff you know.
>>
>>1843528
>As it gets regularly pounded
OH WHY AM I A FUCKING BOTTOM TO THEM
...is my ass at least spiderman tier?
>>
>>
>>
>>1843534
Like a cross between Nightwing and Spidey
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>>1843537
>It seems like he's getting punished for his crimes.
He's been getting his butt pounded for a while now.
Personally, I say he's good to go.
>>
>>1843541
>"True. Any mistakes in particular you've been focusing on?"
mostly that you don't try to fight with lady luck using dark inhuman powers
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>>1843530
It lasts forever until it is destroyed.
Tainting the land with its horrible eldritch energies, corrupting mortals into a life worse than death.
>>
>>1843542
Please tell me Ghost Waifu hasn't seen any of it.
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>>1843546
Don't you mean the Dice God?
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>>1843546
>mostly that you don't try to fight with lady luck using dark inhuman powers
I mean...you don't fight the good guys with evil magic. That's the main point, good guys always win.
>>
>>1843528
Now I'm damn curious what we look like.
Bob brace himself and looked at the mirror.
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>>1843550
Nah she haven't.
Unless...GHOST CHAD swoops in
>>
>>
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>>1843554
Yep. THat's a mirror.
>>
>>
>>1843557
>RED RANGER dude nearby said that they don't actually win that often
wait did OP do a Super Sentai Adventure or something?
>>
>>1843557
That's because he got fucked in the ass and so is butthurt.
>>
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>>1843558
OP, I'll take 5 sippies again to 45
no need for that yet
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1843564
And now. Walter tries something nobody tried before.
Interrupting the potion drinking
Jose roll 1d10
+30 Power Walter
+23 Defens joo
>>1843565
>Since Bob's up, do you think we can go into the hat and try to rescue my hat again?
Sure
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1843569
well OP, you've given me no choice now
can I reconsider that action as a ruse and activate 'that'?
>>
>>
>>1843571
>And what happened that made it so bad, exactly?
We roasted him super hard beforehand.
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>>1843570
No it's too late now.
Walter Snatches the Power Potion
It's now the Ghost Waifu turn again. Who wants to direct her
>>1843573
So jump through the hat again ?
>>
>>1843578
Yeah, let do it.
>>
>>1843578
oh shit muh potion
GHOST WAIFU TAKE THE POTION BACK
WE NEED IT
>>
>>1843578
WAIFU GET AWAY FROM GHOST CHAD AND GET THAT POTION
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>>1843571
>"And what happened that made it so bad, exactly? I wasn't there so I wouldn't know what happened."
I had terrible luck okay, then I lost my sword which I loved dearly, and bob cursed me with allergy, oswell stole my boots, then I got attacked in arena by bob and joseph in disguise.
some whispers were tempting me, saying that they'll grant me power and new sword.
I was weak, so I gave in.
Result was death, then revival by vampires with my allegiance to serve them because I wanted to murder bob, then another death
>>
>>
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>>1843594
>"That's unfortunate, Gar. I'll see you later, gotta do some things first."
go break a leg
>>
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1843597
GO GHOST WAIFU
>>
>>1843597
Who the fuck is this, and why do you have my hat.
>>
>>1843600
I did it.
>>
>>
>>1843597
Oh my Kaine...! Are we a women or a trap?
And also "Oh hello little girl!"
>>
>>1843599
Potion recovered
>>1843602
"Nobody you know"
Then Brobat closes the lid on the iron chest with puzzle locks.
Trapping Wilda and Horace inside.
>>
>>1843613
>Trapping Wilda and Horace inside.
YOU FUCKING JEW BASTARD
>>
>>1843615
I have no qualms if you deem it necessary because FUCKING VAMPIRE JEWS I WILL RIP AND TEAR
>>
>>1843613
Check to see if we can unlock it from the inside.
Telepathic group call: "Hey guys, we're trapped in a puzzle-locked chest now. Also I think I saw Brobat lock us in."
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>>1843613
Fuck, seems like we need to do puzzles to get ourselves out of ANOTHER box. Think you can help solve the puzzles, Horace?
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>>1843614
Brobat then drops the chest into the ocean.
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>>1843620
But isn't Kaine's castle nowhere near a ocean, or was there one nearby that we didn't notice?
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Regular Stank Foot Hunter, Oswell The Coward
2017-09-06 06:28:04
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>>1843623
He then drops the ocean into the ocean
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Regular Stank Foot Hunter, Oswell The Coward
2017-09-06 06:30:43
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>>1843625
so who's turn is it OP?
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>>1843625
So does that make him anocean man?
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>>1843625
What the hell are you doing Broboat, you're going to lock us into a feedback loop!
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>>1843625
OP, is it Oswell's turn next?
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>>1843627
For reals. It's Walter again.
Oswell and Josephy roll 1d10
>>1843628
Yes. He soaks up the thirst of the land
>>1843631
Also for reals.
Brobat merely threw the Chest out of the window
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>>1843632
Well, see if I can burst the chest open with a one-inch smash, using the small mace to do the work for me. You might want to hold on tight, Horace.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1843632
Sorry, I was distracted by how fucking hot it is over here for September.
Also I just found out my region of the country is on fire.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1843632
come on high roll
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1843634
Walter Targets Oswell! He controls the dead Elite Doll from last thread and uses it's Skill: Murder Cage against Oswell!
the doll's torso opens up and spiki prongs juts out as it lunges at Oswell!
Roll 1d10 Oswell!
>>1843633
Roll 1d10 against iron chest
You have 20 Power
Iron chest has 15 Durability
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>>1843632
I'm gonna leave for the work so that Bob will be in dressing room until somebody else take over.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1843638
Time to break some Sequences!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1843638
MUNCH
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>>1843638
Also, wait, weren't you supposed to roll two dices instead of just one, due to two different things needed to be rolled?
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>>1843650
yes.
But in this case since my one dice beat both of your rolls.
I won't. Ha
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>>1843653
I'm sure the Dice God, while cruel, wouldn't like that level of laziness, OP.
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>>1843641
Aight.
>>1843646
OSWELL IS CAUGHT IN THE MURDERCAGE!
HE NOW HAS 15/19 HP!
He is also stunned for one turn. And afterwards the cage shocks Oswell for 3 damage anytime he does something
And since Oswell is stunned, we skip over to Joseph
>>1843643
And Wilda fails to break the chest
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>>1843661
Try solving the puzzle with Wilda.
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>>1843661
It's TIME
FUCK IT
DEPLOY THE OCTAHEDRON OF OTHERWORLDLY PLEASURES
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST IMPORTANT UPDATE OF THIS QUEST?
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>>1843661
I thought I had my stats doubled while possessed?
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>>1843665
Everything except the HP count.That'd be tedious.
ayooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Or if you don't like that, then Oswell's actual HP count is : 35/38
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>>1843672
There we go.
Gonna touch Walter's butt when I get out of this.
Vampires hate that.
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>>1843664
Are you sure though? when ou open it, it will basically open up a portal to the one of the deepest level of the dark realm, unleashing masive waves of eldritch energies from it, warping any space or creature in the area where the Octahedron was openned, transforming them into an extension of the Eldritch realm.
It is not a toy
Are you willing to taint the Earth in order to get rid of one Vampire?
Are you willing to defeat one type of corruption with another?
>>1843666
>>1843662
Now. The first puzzle is to figure out If you go into the woods and make a camp. But then wake up in the middle of the night, what does it mean?
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>>1843679
We got ambushed in the night?
Group call. "How's it going on your ends, folks? We're solving a puzzle to get out of a chest Brobat locked us in now."
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>>1843679
It means that we're currently being eaten by bears, since nobody remembered to have someone stand guard during the night.
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>>1843681
>ambushed in the night?
And?
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>>1843680
Joseph, I'm already a demon.
Do it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaWQIcTodo
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>>1843679
>If you go into the woods and make a camp. But then wake up in the middle of the night, what does it mean?
It means you went to sleep beforehand, dummy.
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>>1843688
No. If you're camping then go to sleep, but then woke up and see the stars...It means somebody stole your tent.
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>>1843691
You might want to say the whole "riddle" first if you want them to answer it OP
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>>1843689
mistake
too bad your soul won't survive that to learn more
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>>1843694
Dead men can't talk Gar.
Watch how a hunter defies evil.
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>>1843689
NOW
How do you open this thing
>>1843693
>>1843695
I KNOW! So because that's a goof on my part. The first puzzle lock is opened!
The next puzzle is "How do you cure cancer"
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>>1843699
>"How do you cure cancer"
By making constant "treatment" not profitable for pharmaceutical companies.
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>>1843695
"I don't know, but knowing our team, they're probably doing something either really dangerous or really stupid by now."
>>1843699
>I KNOW! So because that's a goof on my part. The first puzzle lock is opened!
Great. Thanks QM.
>The next puzzle is "How do you cure cancer"
By purging it.
>>1843681
>>1843680
>>1843685
"So how are the rest of you folks doing? We're apparently solving a bunch of riddles now to unlock the puzzle lock."
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>>1843699
>"How do you cure cancer"
You mean biological cancer, or cultural cancer? If it is the latter, then I'm sorry, but there is no cure for it.
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>>1843702
>"So how are the rest of you folks doing? We're apparently solving a bunch of riddles now to unlock the puzzle lock."
Oh you know. We're doing something dangerous and really stupid.
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>>1843706
NOW OPEN!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>1843699
command the octahedron to open?
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>>1843708
I'm in the group call nigga
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>>1843708
I mean, I don't want Oswell to be in the box with us, especially since he's being possessed by a demon sword currently.
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>>1843709
>>1843710
>>1843711
That shit doesn't count. The puzzles aint psychic.
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>>1843716
>Do you need any help?
All you can do is pray.
Also hurry the fuck up.
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>>1843717
oh, do what it says then
push harder
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>>1843717
...Push harder I guess Joseph.
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>>1843717
Anyway, since our answers are acceptable, doesn't that mean we get to move onto the next lock? Also, how come these locks are based on what we say?
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>>1843721
Yeah sure.
Connect these dots
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>>1843723That's just OP, OP
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>>1843723
Done.
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>>1843726
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
is it supposed to do that?
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>>1843726
OP, are you just delaying time so you can draw the Octahedron opening scene?
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>>1843729
Prolly
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>>1843731
Ah shit Joseph you good?
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>>1843731
oh fug
this must be the sacrifice
OPEN IT
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>>1843736
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>1843736
Hey Wilda, do you know what this black shit coming out of the octahedron is?
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>>1843736
JOSSSSSSSSSEPH
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>>1843739
Black, what? What the hell did you do? Don't tell me you guys activated it while we were away getting my stuff back. Please.
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>>1843741
UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>1843743
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>1843744
Whoop going through a tunnel
connections dropping
CCCCRRRRRSSHSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
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>>1843750
CANT HEAR YOU, TUNNEL
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I see vacant places open up nearby
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>>1843746
>>1843745
>>1843748
Conenction is currently blocked due to some interferences
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>>1843753
please dont touch my butt
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>>1843753
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1843757
>>1843758
MAce blessed.
Roll 1d10
+5 For you
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>>1843760
Aw shit
it's happening
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1843760
Time to get out of here.
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>>1843760
OOOOOOOHHHH SHIT
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>>
aaand the castle manged to get a tumor
>>1843763
>>1843765
The chest has been opened.
Oh shit, you're falling
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>>1843769
NIGGA WHAT DO WE DO?!
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>>1843769
holy crap
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>>1843769
Well, fuck. Take my hat and whatever stuff is in the chest, and Hat Trick ourselves back to the Hunter Merchant. Seems like the rest of our party managed to fuck shit up, hard.
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WALTER KILL IT BEFORE IT SPREADS
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>>1843774
Hopefully, but just to make sure, I'm going to use the smaller hat for the hat tricking.
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>>1843770
Indeed. Waht do you do in this situation?
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>>1843778
OP IM SORRY HOW DO WE KILL IT PLEASE
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>>1843778
Sleep in the bed that you made, and hope I can figure out a way to fix the mess you made.
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>>1843781
THERE'S NO BEDS
JUST MORE FLESH
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>>1843779
Ya dont.
So imma just gonna. Run away before this spreads. Bye.
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>>1843784
ARE YOU REALLY WORRIED ABOUT WHAT UPGRADES YOU GOT RIGHT NOW
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>>1843785
NO FUCK YOU, FIX IT
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>>1843784
Being a worm like creature that's now part of the scenery, and the scenery is now Oswell and Oswell is the scenery. You can do the following things:
_ wiggle around
- absorb nutrients
- live content that this is your life now you idiot
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>>1843791
but where's the cool eldritch powers, OP
come on this is lame
there's not even a boss fight now
I was expecting to still be a humanoid form but have the tentacle powers
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>>1843791
OK new plan
WILDA FIX IT I'M SORRY
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>>1843793
Why the hell did you think you would get cool eldritch powers from what is basically a primordial equivalent of a nuclear bomb?
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>>1843793
why the fuck would you get Eldritch powers.
When the fuck did I say you'd get eldritch powers
What part of turning the whole area into an extension of the eldritch realms dont you understand.
What part of "Tainting the land with its horrible eldritch energies, corrupting mortals into a life worse than death." didn't you understand
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>>1843797
Did Walter get absorbed too at least?
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>>1843798
Oh I'm sorry for boring you then ya koont
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>>1843796
Too bad we don't have any gold on us, so we can't pay the fare. And besides, you and your former friends are on a quest to stop the eternal night of these land, and running away wouldn't help in that regards in any way.
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>>1843800
uhh
can we load the game from an earlier state?
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>>1843802
You made your bed, you must sleep in it. I and Horace need to endure the mess you made to fix this mistake.
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>>1843799
Totes. Next to that coffin Wilda couldn't open up earlier
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>>1843804
Can I like manipulate a tentacle over there?
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>>1843804
OP, am I and Horace able to warp back to the Hunter Merchant with my stuff back, through doing a Hat Trick again?
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>>1843806
Yeah. You already did.
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>>1843805
Sure. It's this one. It used to be one of your left toes.
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>>1843807
Well, meet up with the Head Priest, and hope he isn't going mad right now.
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>>1843809
Can I see if the lid on that coffin can be opened?
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Days since hunters did something stupid - 0
[laughing_track.wav]
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>>1843810
>>1843813
Well he's going mad alright.
Not in the mentally deranged way. more in the angry way, due to one of his flock doing something heretical and stupid
>>1843812
Sure.
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>>1843816
ABSORB NUTRIENTS
I'll even roll for it to make it exciting, OP
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>>1843816
So... Uh, Alter Priest? We have some good news, and some bad news. Very bad news.
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>>1843816
>>1843819
"Hey Father Priest, we've got good news and bad news."
"Good news is, we've gotten Wilda's stuff back, managed to break ourselves out of one of Bob's locked chests without needing external assistance this time, and visited Gar in hell."
"Bad news is, there's a tumor growing on the side of the castle at Walter's boos room, and Joseph and Oswell apparently did something really stupid while we were gone."
"Worse news is, we lost connection to them shortly before hell broke loose over there. Which I'm guessing you noticed from how angry you are."
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"Eldrich creatures are not bad" they said,
"what can possibly go wrong" they said,
"we need to protect Eldrich spawn" they said.
"Joseph was only on a trip and is fully sane" they said
"Golem AI is malfunctioning" they said
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>>1843818
Roll 1d999
>>1843819
"...what are the news?"
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Rolled 228 (1d999)
>>1843823
trips
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>>1843824
Joseph absorbed nutrients.
The digesting process broke 228 bones sinde his body.
Eventually they will heal, then be broken again. And everytime he would feel the pain as if it's completely fresh.
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>>1843827
OP, activate titanium body then absorb nutrients
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>>1843828
You don't have that ability anymore.
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Where's ghost waifu?
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>>1843829
I guess we have to wait for Wilda and Horace to save us
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>>1843821
In this case it's the difference between activating a clearly dangerous and known effectively eldritch nuclear device because they got frustrated, and an eldritch girl who now has to fix their mess.
Also RIP Golem.
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>>1843830
Luckily, the tumor is only on a physical level for now, so she isn't affected yet
>>1843825
>>1843826
"DAMNIT!...A MALE STRIPPER!....Jokes aside what has happened up there I can sense the other hunters are responsible. If we manage to sort through this and recover them, we'll...question them"
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>>1843833
COMA
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Let me phase through all this flesh to visit the Priest
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>>1843833
Sweet jesus what happened?
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>>1843832
and who helped to acquire that device?
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>>1843837
Oswell got possessed by his demon sword, Joseph set off the octahedron, now the castle has a tumor.
How nice of you to join us.
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>>1843839
Yeah not feeling too well with the anal bleeding and aids and all....
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>>1843836
Aint getting away that easy
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>>1843833
Good to hear that you aren't blaming me for what happened. Still, this eldritch tumour that plagues the sixth floor is mixed with organic flesh, meaning that it will be more prone to irrational, stereotypical actions of a horrible being such as that.
>>1843837
Joseph's obsession with the primordial happened.
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>>1843240
>>1843835
>>1843836
"By the way, Oswell has a ghostly tulpa he manifested as his waifu. She's been pretty chill and helpful so far, so I think she could be another contact we could try connecting to if the others are in trouble."
>>1843837
>>1843816
>>1843820
>>1843825
>>1843826
Joseph and Oswell engaged in something extremely dangerous, heretical, and stupid.
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>>1843841
YOU PUT ME DOWN
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>>1843841
How's Jon right now? Is he also part of the tumor?
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Oh yeah forgot, Oswell also opened Walter's coffin.
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>>1843848
DAMNIT FINE
what's in there?
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>>1843852
A VAMPIRE LADY!
It's actually Walter's true form. The "Walter" you've been fighting all this time was actually another doll! After it dies she was supposed to burst out from the coffin and fight the party!
But due to the current state of affairs.....she's inclined to call a cab and leave
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>>1843860
Holy shit, Walter was a grill all along?!
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>>1843860
Trip that bitch with my tentacle.
If we're dealing with this shit, so is she.
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>>1843860
What a twist! Is this the same cab OP's trying to escape in?
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>>1843862
too late. Bitch is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone
>>1843864
No, I did not escape. Because there is no escape from the 'chon
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>>1843866
WE DEFEATED THE BOSS!
back to our regularly scheduled clusterfuck
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>>1843866
Shit, guess she'll be the Mini-boss for the third Elder Vampire fight on the 9th floor. We could've had a good fight against her, but pic related happened because they don't know when to activate their last resorts.
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>>1843866
Walter you pussy!
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>>1843868
woops
sorry wilda
please fix it for us
also that image, ahahahaha
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>>1843867
"AH! That was a long abttle a seemingly neverending swarm of dolls! Luckily I managed to survive! Let's open this strangely fleshy door to the boss room and check on my sibling and the other hunters....The fuck"
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>>1843874
TAKE MY GHOST WAIFU AND GET THE PRIEST
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>>1843878
it hurts to think, but wassup
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>>1843874
Anyway, can you give us some anti-Eldritch stuff to clean this mess up, Altar Priest? We need it to clean up the mess our 'friends' made.
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>>1843882
Take me with you!
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>>1843883
Isn't your anus currently connected to the room right now?
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>>1843882
So, I guess that means the party members that aren't a part of a horrible eldritch monster is me, Horace, Broseph and Ghost Waifu. Sounds like a 'good' team.
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>>1843884
Yeah they're going to find you in a minute.
Also the octahedron went off pls dont be mad
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>>1843885
Yeah....
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>>1843887
"Great. We're cooking some stuff up here at the outpost. I think we might be done with something we spent the last few threads preparing."
"What's the octahedron? You folks were talking about it earlier, and it seems like some sort of eldritch cancer bomb."
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>>1843883
Luckily for Jon. His corrution wasn't as severe as Joseph or Oswell, so Broseph merely had to chop off some tentacles going up his ass to free him.
>>1843884
"It's about 80% complete"
>>1843880
"Yes, luckily I brought with me several containers of Holy Water. With some blessings I can turn it into Holy Napalm to cleanse the unclean corruption by way of divine fire"
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>>1843891
It seems like that because it was.
On the bright side though we did technically defeat Walter. She ran off.
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>>1843892
So does that mean we can burn stuff, then? That sounds like fun!
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>>1843892
"Wonderful. Any way we could help speed up the prayer spear process? What does it need?"
>>1843894
"We'll be taking the holy napalm, thanks. Could you teach me how to make that stuff if we run out on the way?"
>>1843893
"Oh. Must've been really desperate for you folks to use that."
"She? What do you mean?"
>>
Also on a sidenote, do we have any equipment still stashed in Horace's ass?
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>>1843891
Because it is a 'eldritch cancer bomb'. It twists one's reality to match that of another. However, the fact that it is all fleshy and, well, gross, implies that a human or something activated it.
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>>1843895
The Walter we were fighting was just a puppet.
Walter was actually just some vampire chick in that coffin we found earlier.
She booked it when I opened it after shit hit the fan.
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>>1843895
>"Wonderful. Any way we could help speed up the prayer spear process? What does it need?"
"Well generally, mortals in the immediate are that believe in god. And the mortals not setting off an eldritch cancer bomb that messes up the energies of the surrounding area"
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>>1843899
So you're saying that we need to clear out the mess made by our party members to help out the connection, then?
>>
You think we're gonna be fine after they clear this mess Joseph?
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>>1843899
"So bring together everyone for a massive prayer ritual, and try clearing off the eldritch cancer in the meantime?"
"What do you think of our group calls, if you've been listening in on them?"
>>1843897
"Great. So turns out some of the puzzles to our locked chest was relevant."
>>1843898
"Oh. Sounds like it would've been a great reveal had it not been for the eldritch cancer bomb."
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>>1843902
depends if OP is willing to be merciful or not
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>>1843899
Wut?
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>>1843904
>"Great. So turns out some of the puzzles to our locked chest was relevant."
It was almost like it was foreshadowing of what was to come...
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>>1843906
It means you're gonna be Punch Busy Orc Vampire Janitor for a minute bud
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>>1843905
he was merciful warning you what would happen if you activate that thing
too late now, enjoy being burned sorta alive
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>>1843900
>>1843904
"Yes. And now we must head over there to see what we can do..Ah, I see some have managed to survive" Father Priest says as Broseph walks in
"Yes, and I believe I have some witnesses to what has transpired" Broseph says
"Very good, we can question them on the way, help me carry these hugs of Holy Water"
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>>1843913
Before we do that, we need to replace our dead Golem. Broseph, did you get any money from the horde of dolls that were attacking you, by any chance?
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>>1843913
For the record I didn't do the bad thing
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>>1843907
"Must've been one heck of a puzzle lock to predict that."
>>1843913
Give the others medical attention while we get moving.
"By the way, Father Priest, are the rare vampires or minions who are both mutually interested in not being possibly turned into tumors and non-hostile applicable for our work? Because we could use some more hands."
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>>1843918
>"Must've been one heck of a puzzle lock to predict that."
It really activates one's almonds.
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>>1843916
"Yeah, 500 gold"
>>1843918
"I'd suppose they would not be inclined to be come abominations of the eldritch kind. But we musn't work with Vampires my son, as they are already abominations of unholliness. We shall purge them alongside the corrupted flesh-walls"
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>>1843922
Nice. Think you can lend at least a fifth of that to help buy us a new robot and other goods? You can keep the rest.
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>>1843924
read newspaper, abomination
no more robots for anyone
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>>1843924
Party now has 100 gold
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>>1843922
"Understood, Father Priest. Should we target the flesh-walls first?"
"On another note, I've been thinking about this for a while, are you a bishop? You're dressed up and seem to have the authority and might of one, but I could hardly imagine a bishop being one of the first people to grace our outpost. I've been hoping to ask at a better time, but I figured might be best to ask now if we're going to go off to war against eldritch cancer."
>>1843919
>It really activates one's almonds.
>activates one's almonds.
I don't understand this, but I feel like it's activated my almonds.
Did you draw that? That's cleaner than I expected from a mouse.
>>
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>>1843926
Buy power potions like 6 of them
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>>1843928
Isn't the main issue with our mech the lack of a core, not the chassis?
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>>1843925
Perhaps you ought to go for the new character reroll option?
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>>1843931
That reqiers fanart, Istrained my right eye and try to not overwork myself much atm, so I'll just here to lurk and occasional banter.
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>>1843932
I could quit any time 8 want!!!!!!!!!!
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>>1843935
"No ya can't" says Jon's inner Jon
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>>1843937
If Jon has a inner Jon, does that mean I have a inner Wilda as well?
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>>1843934
I am someone who has been reading the thread for a long time.
Other than that, a nobody who wants to hunt vampires.
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>>1843939
as a lurker, do top 5 characters you like
and also who fucked up the most
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>>1843939
What do you think about being a ghost waifu in control of a Hunter-Chan chassis? I'm asking that, since I'm planning on getting that stuff sorted.
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>>1843939
You could take on the roll of one of the vacant characters if you want.
Although the only "vacant" hunter is Ghost Waifu and I'm not sure if OP counts her as a character.
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>>1843937
So is that just lucious hair or are we a chick?
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>>1843939
Are you want of those people who keeps downloading the archives
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>>1843938
"Get tacos, I'm hungry"
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>>1843950
I don't know if the Hunter Merchant has them on sale, but I'll make sure to check, me.
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>>1843950
So Joseph and Oswell turned into monsters?
Walk up to the clocktower
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>>1843953
Not monsters.
We're unholy abominations now.
Big difference.
Also pls help
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>>1843954
I could try making some potions
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>>1843955
Whatever makes me and Joseph human again dawg this nutrient absorption shit sucks
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>>1843956
>I'm somebody's favorite
I feel so validated right now.
And to imagine I started out as somebody's boot and got thrown out a window.
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>>1843951
"sup"
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>>1843959
I wonder what inner Oswell is doing right now...
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>>1843956
Cool
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>>1843956
>I'm a anon's second-most favourite character
Is it because of how I act, or how I'm a primordial child?
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>>1843961
>Wait, are you sure you want to try one of Bob's potions?
What are the risks so I can promptly disregard them?
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>>1843960
"YOU IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
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>>1843967
OP, do we get a second chance?
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>>1843966
I try, even if that end up with me failing often.
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>>1843958
>And to imagine I started out as somebody's boot and got thrown out a window.
I don't remember this.
>>1843964
Well, take a look at Bub and ask yourself if you want to end up like him, especially given how this is a humanity potion.
>>1843967
Well, Oswell's inner-self certainly has a point there.
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>>1843956
>1. Oswell
>2. Wilda
>3. Horace
>4. Bob
>5. Jon
aw, man, come on.
Was I or Gar not entertaining enough?
Also here is free t-shirt for Super Robot Pilot Season 3, please consider voting on our strawpoll website which should launch shortly after this adventure.
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>>1843967
Hey, I got Ghost Waifu away from Ghost Chad and defeated the boss.
That's what matters.
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>>1843967
Sure I can innerself!
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>>1843971
Oh the first character I played in the quest was Oswell's boot and my first action (IIRC) was to do a little jig while Oswell cried.
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>>1843969
"Most likely NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU REEEEEERTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRD"
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>>1843976
Come on OP
pleaaase?
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>>1843976
I wonder what the Golem's inner self is thinking about them right now, after what happened and all.
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Can you guys hurry up with that Napalm. There's a corner of the room that's been itching for the last half hour.
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>>1843976
Go up the clocktower doe
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>>1843978
Did you give Gar a chance when you chopped his head off?
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>>1843984
Oooooo!
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>>1843984
I gave Gar a chance. Hell I even gave Golem a chance when I was here.
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>>1843988
And you weren't the one who opened the thing. So you're cool.
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>>1843984
He's already a part of a abomination, OP, that's kicking a man while he's down.
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>>1843984
didn't Gar have multiple chances to revive, OP
he even refused wilda's option
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>>1843989Not gonna mention the fact that I was the one who gave him the say so to open it when we weren't even struggling
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>>1843983
now I wonder who could that be
>>1843993
You're an accessory, so Oswell will be punished in a different way.
>>1843992
And what does he do for that?
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>>1843992
>working with abomination
burn with holy fire
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>>1843994
Answer the door
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>>1843987
>You were entertaining, yes. In an assortment of good characters, you were in the running for 5.
I blame my short lifespawn
one of these days my character will live longer
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I can see the advert now.
Wanted: experts in eldritch arts. Need to be able to remove tumors of flesh from towers.
cultists need not apply.
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>>1843995
>burn with holy fire
That's the plan metal manYou're the guy who does those mecha sketches, right? Always seen you around tumblr and whatnot. Great work.
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>>1843998
Don't you know all machines have short lifespans?
look at computers. One week and obsolete.
I kid tho, you really need better dice luck on survival rolls.
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>>1843997
Answering door
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>>1844003
Hey broseph did you order anything?
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>>1844000ya. tho I wish I didn't damage my eyes so often. thanks.
>>1844001
>child
>>1844002
>Don't you know all machines have short lifespans?
GAR wasn't a machine. Well. For most part till the end.
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>>1844003
I'll join Jon with that, equipping the Vampire Mask that I took from Bob earlier.
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>>1844003
Greetings
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>>1844005
I need a kungfu robut
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>>1843994
>>1844003
>>1844007
"Is this that male stripper some of you were talking about earlier?"
>>1843972
Mind, there's like 30 named characters so far in this quest, so you might be somewhere within his top 10.
>>1843987
Nice.
>>1843987
>Meanwhile, if you need another hunter... (or just a support role... seriously your golems need repairs people...)
It's difficult keeping everyone healed when I'm the only one healing them.
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>>1844005
I'm still a child in the grand scheme of things, as there is a reason why OP referred to me as a primordial LOLI.
>>1844002
Just a question, but did you draw this by any chance? It popped up in a previous thread, and I don't know who drew it.
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>>1844004
"Not yet"
>>1844007
>>1844009
>>1844006
OH SHIT IT'S THE STRIPPER. WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS IT
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>>1844011
I'm not a stripper
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>>1844008
sure
>>1844010
>implying you are not regular 1000 years old loli
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>>1844011
Hey, isn't that the guy who was with Brobat before the latter locked me and Horace into a chest? Why the hell is he here?
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>>1844011
A test first! Show us your teeth.
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>>1844013
And saved good man
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>>1844014
INDEED CHARLATAN! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
>>1844015
>>1844017
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>>1844011
>>1844004
"Shit. Was this the stripper Joseph and Oswell were possibly involved with earlier? This must be related to how they accidentally screwed themselves over." Surely an accurate conclusion.
>>1844012
"Ah. You must be one of those 'escorts,' then. I never knew they had such expensive tastes."
I mull over how the stripper's presence would conflict with my duties.
>>1844014
"Oh. So that's who Brobat was talking about earlier. Vampires order strippers?"
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>>1843994
>>1844003
>>1844011
fanart, OP
please forgive me for I have sinned
I really want another chance
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>>1844016
Don't forget to vote for Super Robot Season 3 on next strawpoll!
>>1844020
>I'm a primordial child, not a damn primordial fetus!
yeah, sure, you'll be telling that to holy church on questioning
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>>1844021
Well I'm a traveling alchemist. I've come to offer you my services
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>>1844021
Seems legit, unless I have to check under the robe.... but visual pat down is clear...
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>>1844010
I didn't draw it...
I commissioned it. The character is mine though.
My art is more like this.
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>>1844024
If I get kungfu robuts then hell yah
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>>1844029
that's depends on a budget
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>>1844029
there was one in selection even when it was ran on /v/.
Nobody picked it
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>>1844033
I blame v
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>>1844036
sorry, OP
I need to practice
I'll get better for when I run that ork thing
i've been up for 18 hours now
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>>1844026
THIS PERSON CLAIMS TO BE AN ALCHEMIST! HOW WILL THE HUNTERS RESPOND?
>>1844035
A skeleton, a cheap one, john cena, power rangers, a crusader, a samurai
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>>1844037
>only 18 hours
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>>1844038
"CAN YOU ALCHEMY THIS BULLSHIT AWAY?" I shout from the 6th floor
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>>1844039
pls
not everyone has super endurance like you, boss
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>>1844038
Are you human or vampire? Remember you can't lie because of jesus.
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Probably a golem maker or a... Certainly-not-a-witch to deal some healing and... eldritch cleanup.
>>1844031
...yes. I am the QM of that quest.
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>>1844044
I already showed you I ain't got fangs, I'm human
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>>1844021
>>1844038
"A 'travelling alchemist,' huh? Is that what they call themselves these days?" I shake my head in disapproval.
>>1844011
>>1844007
"By the way, are you supposed to be male or female? A boy or girl?"
>>1844040
>>1844037
That reminds me. I'll group call the others. "Hey Oswell and Joseph, did you two order a stripper earlier?"
>>1844037You're the Ork quest QM?
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>>1844043
>What seems to be the problem?
"I AM NOW CURRENTLY THE 6TH FLOOR."
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>>1844041
I'll consider your contribution
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>>1844043
Every alchemist have their own special potion that they brew. What is your signature potion?
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>>1844051
spoiler: it's coffee
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>>1844048
>"Hey Oswell and Joseph, did you two order a stripper earlier?"
Possibly. But that sounds like something you would do honestly
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>>1844048no uh, I'll be running an ork tank quest since I'm good at that
I ran pic related with OP last year on april fools
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>>1844051
What gave you that idea? Well, I do make pretty good coffee. And potions of restoring one's humanity.
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>>1844056
>Well, I do make pretty good coffee. And potions of restoring one's humanity.
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>>1844058
I would need to make a character for that... But I'd like to.
after sleep and work, of course.
Is black-grey-and-red the go-to colors?
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>>1844053
"Nah man, I'm trying to become a priest, not indulge in corruption. At least not from a stripper that pops up at our outpost. Awfully suspicious one at that."
>>1844060
You mean draw one? You don't have to. You could go with a description or select from the catalog like most of us have.
Also for our team, yeah.
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>>1844060
You could do a pimping white and pink color scheme if you had the balls.
Like a miami vice sorta deal
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>>1844060
>black-grey-and-red the go-to colors
Yes. Or you could pick from the catalog
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>>1844064
Because why would there be someone selling potions that restores humanity in what is a vampire hangout? Plus, it reminds me of another alchemist who tried to restore someone's humanity, from what I can remember.
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>>1844064
>>1844066
I mean. Is this a face one can trust?
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>>1844066
I came here in search of my long lost uncle
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>>1844067
We might have to go full pat down... Wilda should do it
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>>1844068
And for whatever reason, the vampires left you alone to wander the halls, with your magic 'cure vampirism' potions?
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>>1844067
Of course. Grab our crotch and feel out our gender
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>>1844072
Yeah, they wanted to buy potions from me
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>>1844072
it's not a very popular job, dungeon merchant. but someone's gotta do it.
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>>1844073
Wooah, grabbbing your crotch in fron of strangers? That's pretty rude
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>>1844080
Is it?
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>>1844080
K, you can gimme a pat down and tell me my gender then.
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Bob for Christ's sake throw me an Joseph a potion so we don't get burnt to shit when our team rolls through.
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>>1844076
>Yeah, they wanted to buy potions from me
>Vampires
>Buying potions that get rid of their vampirism
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>>1844085
Sure, if your friends agree to my terms
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>>1844089
Your terms being?
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>>1844089
bob come on nigga
be a bro
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>>1844065
will post design tomorrow... after a go through Krita... and work.
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>>1844088
The human mind can only handle being alive for so long.
I'd say the max lifespan for an average human's sanity peaks at about 115 years.
Must be tons of niggas who just wanna die in this castle.
It would explain why it's so easy to kill most of em.
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>>1844093
Shure
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>>1844092
But you said it was your signature kind of potion. Why would vampires allow a person who can undo their work to just walk around the castle freely?
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>>1844096
I dunno, you gotta ask a vampire if you want an answer to that.
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>>1844096
wilda, please save us
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>>1844080
"Hey. Sort out your business quickly with this supposed "alchemist", we gotta purge"
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>>1844099
Ok I'm done let's go purge
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Just let him make Bub normal again.
I don't like being all squishy.
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>>1844099
OP, can Bob make the potion to restore us or not?
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>>1844097
Well aren't I talking to one right now? The only other person who has a 'cure' for vampirism is Bob, and I doubt that someone like you would walk around freely within the castle without some strings attached.
Either that, or you're a male Thot.
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>>1844104
It ruins the
A E S T H E T I C S
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>>1844104
I dunno though. Bitches would be all over a dude wearing pink and white.
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>>1844105
I know Bob, he's my ill-fated rival in alchemy. And I thought we already established I'm not a vamp
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>>1844108
>And I thought we already established I'm not a vamp
YOU ARE LITERALLY CALLED "Bob the Vambeast" MY NIGGA
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>>1844109
Oswell, find a way to get us back to normalI'm going to sleep
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>>1844109
But that's in the inuit fishing net forums, you can't see dat
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>>1844101
"See? Jon's up for it!"
"Now let's stop stalling and get to purging"
As in perhaps it's time for some rolling
Bob rolls to convince da huntahs
Bob's special: 20
Jon's will: 14
Wilda's will...da: 15
>>1844103
He'll have to roll for it
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>>1844112
But I'm an alchemist
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can I try and dislodge myself from this mass of flesh before they get here?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1844114
Well aight
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>>1844115
Alchemists can be thots, and I said begone. Don't make me actually use force to do so.
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>>1844118
.......................................................................................................................................................................................
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Rolled 533 (1d1001)
>>1844116
Sure. Roll 1d10
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>>1844122
Ill fated as in fails in everything he does
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1844114
Do I roll too
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Rolled 234869144 (1d1000000000)
>>1844123
1d1000000000 you say?
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>>1844127
Well we try
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>>1844126
For refusing my instructions, you cannot escape from the wall
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>>1844127
What about the will of Broseph, Alter Priest and the ghsot waifu?
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>>1844127
Gar cursed the dices
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>>1844127
Don't my will bonuses, +9+8 make it 17? Is this different?
What's Bob trying to convince us of?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1844114
emergency roll
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>>1844134
Good job bob
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can't do more for this party got things that need doing now
sorries!
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Rolled 6, 10, 4 = 20 (3d10)
>>1844131
Sure, let's see
Priest has: 23 Will
Broseph has: 20 Will
Ghost Waifu has: 22 Will
>>1844133
Ah yes, of course. Horace has 17 will, then rolllll too
ob's tryuing to convince the hunters Bob's an unassuming alchemist, for reals
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>>1844141
Broseph ain't giving this male stripper a moment of his time, I see.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1844141
"Cross-chan, what's the heresy level of this possible stripper/'travelling alchemist'?"
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>>1844143
>>1844141
So turns out Bob's lies and deceits fooled everyone. EXCEPT for the two guys that were telling everyone else to hurry the fuck up.
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>>1844144
How are they lies though? I am an alchemist after all
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>>1844144
I will listen to the guys who tell me to purge
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>>1844145
You're a male stripper posing as a alchemist. Can the Ghost Waifu stay behind and haunt the clocktower for a bit as we deal with the eldritch mess upstairs?
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>>1844145
"Alchemist you may be. But what does an alchemist need with Bobby over there?"
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>>1844152
Something sinister! Right broseph!
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>>1844152
My uncle disappeared one night, and I followed his trail to the castle here. That monster may be my uncle, corrupted
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>>1844154
Well... What's your uncle's name?
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>>1844155
Bub
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>>1844157
What? Fucking Bob, I'll get back at him for this
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>>1844157
What kind of potion did Bob give that monster, anyway?
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>>1844154
"Now, you never did tell me you came for the monster. Ya just said you're here to find your uncle.....Plus you're still wearing Bob's clothes, Bob"
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>>1844160
BOB!?
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>>1844160
Maybe he has the same flamboyant fashion sense as bob? But in any case, I'll tear off this alchemist's mask just to make sure it is actually Bob under it.
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>>1844160
Fine, fine. Broseph is too sharp for me. Yes its me Bob, could you give Bub back? I can exchange his life for mine, he didn't deserve any of this
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Regular Abomination, Oswell The Tumor
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Burn me or save me, just hurry up with it.
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>>1844165
Well I tried turning him back into a human, but I messed up the purifying process. He's a half human half vampire abomination.
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>>1844169
I can't be sure. But I'll try to turn him back to normal
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>>1844163
"Very well. But since there's an urgent matter we need to attend to, how about you go ahead and make yourself comfortable in out most prestigious of lodgings: a spare cage. When we finished purging the otherwordly blight from this castle we shall discuss your terms." Then broseph turns to the hunters "Now who wants to volunteer to stay back and Guard Bob so no shenanigans will happen?"
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>>1844171
Kay.
Get in the cage
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>>1844171
I vote some one not me, since my will check is low
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>>1844171
I feel like I should. A little girl shouldn't be playing with flammable liquids, anyway.
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>>1844176
>>1844173
"Very well. Wilda, careful now. Don't let Bob try any funny business"
"NOw the rest, let's us go and purge the tainted flesh. and maybe see to it that Oswell and Joseph still survive"
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>>1844178
WHY DOES IT SMELL SO BAD WHAT THE HELL OCTAHEDRON
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>>1844178
Sup Wilda
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>>1844178
Yay purging
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>>1844106
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>>1844178
perform shampoo commercial model hair flip because fabulous hair.
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>>1844184
You don't need will pills. I keep my word. Unlike some hunters.
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>>1844185
It smells, the south wall is itching like a motherfucker, and worm tumor Joseph won't stop snoring.
FIX IT
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>>1844188
I can't take any chances, since you might try to convince me to open the cage and let you out. I'll take a drink of some Will-boosting potion to make sure that doesn't happen.
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>>1844190
Why would I want to get out the cage anyway? I can't beat you in a 1v1
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>>1844189
"Tumor Joseph? Did the eldritch cancer bomb give you two eldritch cancer?"
>>1844186
What happened to the driver in the 3rd panel? Did he get a heart attack or something?
>>1844188
Butwill you keep your word?
>>1844184
>>1844190
"Sure, we've barely used it. Bob is a pretty trustworthy guy though, despite being a vampire. Hasn't broken any deals we've made with him yet."
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>>1844192
All right I gotta know. Turn away from Wilda and feel out what our gender is
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>>1844192
It's a trick it's gotta be!
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>>1844192
repeat hairflip but use special stat this time.
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>>1844192
Oh fuck where did it go?
Also hey guys.
We totally didn't let a primordial being escape into the castle.
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Also let me check out Josephs hands.
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>>1844198
And as Wilda drank sum Will potions, Bob and Wilda now only roll 1d10 against each other. No bonuses.
AND NOW I GOTTA GO. WORK STUFF. SO TAKE A BREAK. BE BACK IN AN HOUR OR TWO
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>>1844202
I turned back into a human
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>>1844206
Yaaaay break time!
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>>1844202
why? what will using special stat for flipping our fabulous hair do? i wanna see what OP comes up with.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1844206
Welp. The hair flip is not to charm Wilda, just to look cool
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>>1844213
Ye. The potion might be able to turn you from a primordial little girl into a regural little girl. Maybe.
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I think Wilda has better hair, but that's more of a color bias than anything.
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>>1844214
Never mind, it's restoring humanity. And you were never a human to begin with, so it wouldn't work with you
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1844206
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I hope that mass of flesh isn't getting bigger somewhere.
I played Dead Space, I know how that shit ends.
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>>1844221
Humanity is found in creativity and sacrifice.
And also a healthy amount of trial and error, so I think I've got that in spades.
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>>1844221
I know what ya mean
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>>1844223
I mean, if I was a average eldritch horror, the Hunters would've been murdered back when 'I' was released from the box. To have someone like me to not be outright murderous is like one in a hundred, let alone having that thing be 'good' and help them with their problems.
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>>1844225
All vampires ain't evil either
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>>1844227
daily reminder that she killed Mark
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>>1844229
To be fair, I also killed Mark. It's pretty darn fun.
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>>1844227
>>1844231
That's arguable, since vampires need to rely on the blood of mortals in order to matain their life. No matter how much good they do, they still have to drain another person's life to maintain their own.
>>1844229
Daily reminder that you tried to hand both me and Oswell over to the vampires. You're not a beacon of good morality.
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>>1844232
When we drink blood we don't drink them dry though
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>>1844233
Don't a ton of elder vampires have a superiority complex when it comes to humans too?
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>>1844234
Yea, a lot of elders are egomaniacs. Master Mark was pretty much the only chill one.
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>>1844237
Maybe you guys should have hotboxed the castle or something?
Seems like the only factor that made Mark not a complete shit was the kush.
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>>1844233
So you say. That still doesn't change the fact that vampires must prey on other mortals lives to maintain their own. Plus, their long lives because of their drinking leads to them going insane, eroding any sense of morality they may of had in their earlier years.
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>>1844240
I should've convinced master Mark to form a vampire lair of his own, with less messing with humans and eternal nights n shiet
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>>1844241
I'm old and I'm in my senses still
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>>1844243
>I'm old
I seriously doubt that, given how you look with your humanity restored.
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>>1844241
das racist yo. people eat other mortal creatures to live too.
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>>1844244
Your aging stops once you become a vampire. And I was one of master Mark's oldest minions
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>>1844244
you just jelly we got more FABULOUS hair than you.
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>>1844246
The difference is that vampire pray on mortals that are of the same level of sentience as them, and the same potential level of understanding the universe. A cow or a tree isn't as aware of the world around them like a human, a elf or a orc... Maybe not the latter two, but the first one 100% understand more about the world than a average animal.
>>1844247
[citation needed]
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>>1844250
Master Mark confirmed it back in thread number 3, I think. Back when Bob was first introduced
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>>1844251
I wasn't around at that time, since I was trapped in a box. Can you just give a summery or something?
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>>1844254
I dun remember it too well
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>>1844255
Because it was so long ago, huh? Did Gar betray them around that time, or did he do that later?
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>>1844258
A bit later I think. Joseph and I killed him
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>>1844258
Gar's nonsense was later.
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>>1844261
casino arena.
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>>1844266
had. Merc and Horsefucker trashed the place, so no more gamblin's and shiet
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>>1844266
not anymore, horsefucker and merc visited it for a bit
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>>1844269
Was this before you send them to kill us, or after it?
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>>1844271
After
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>>1844273
Well, there goes my idea of going undercover to funnel some gold for the Hunters' cause...
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>>1844274
you should've thought of that before you sent them back to find Joseph.
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>>1844281
I didn't know there was a Casino at the times, and even if I did know for whatever reason, I had to send them off to get Joseph since he was missing for quite a while.
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Alright I'm back. who's still in here
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>>1844291
Bob checking his gender
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>>1844291
I'm here to see everything burn
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>>1844293
Oh nooooooo. The hair sparkle was too sparklyyy. Bob can't see shit to check.
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>>1844295
Come on now. Just stick your hand in your pants and check. Or do you want me to roll for it, for the glory of dice god?
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>>1844295
The Effect was Temporary!
Just as I....Intended it to be! To have the Vampires Flee! Yes!
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>>1844296
Yeah sure.
Roll 1d10
- Evens: dude
- Odds: chick
- 1 or 10: what the fuck yo
>>1844297
Joseph's brother, Broseph looks upon Joseph with suspicious eyes.
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>>1844298
Ey, it worked, Didn't it?
Alternative was Dying to the First or Second stage of a Boss.
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>>1844298
Ay man, you can't deny that we did drive off a powerful vampire with that stunt and nobody important got hurt.
That's gotta count for something.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1844298
Careful, Joseph and Oswell might still be infected
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>>1844302
Look, if the eldritch horror wanted anything to do with us, it would have taken us along with it.
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>>1844302
and you might still be infected with the aids
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>>1844305
What if it's inside your bodies?
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>>1844306
Wait, you got connected on a physical level with the abomination while we were part of it.
Did you turn us into Magic Johnson?
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>>1844307
I hope he's ready for copious amounts of Crystal Pepsi™ then.
Also hey I'm not possessed anymore either.
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>>1844308
No...I Don't think so, at least.
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>>1844309
You're not possessed by ghost waifu now either
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>>1844302
Ah yes of course. Bob's a dude.
It's just that his face was really girly, probably due to his genes or something.
The reason that this was such a surprise to everyone and even Bob, was due to how he met Mark, all those years ago....
Bob was attacked by werewolves and was saved by Mark, his face was pretty fucked up then so not even Mark knew what he really looked like.
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TIME FOR LOOT!
I call the sword Vampire Knight dropped!
>>1844310
I can feel it.
My T-Cell count dropping.
My bank account overflowing.
My physical condition remaining great despite my age and disease.
YOU DID THIS TO ME!
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>>1844312
Damn they got him like Don King
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>>1844312
We should try to look more masculine
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>>1844311
it was demon sword not ghost waifu dumbass.
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>>1844317
Please don't piss him off.
We just escaped the end of and HP Lovecraft novel and I don't feel like tempting fate again
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>>1844317
Yes, but the ghost waifu isn't attached to Oswell atm, dumbass #2
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>>1844318
>he thinks they escaped
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>>1844312
ANYWAY. Back to the present.
Broseph asks the two exactly what happened.
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>>1844322
Alucard and Dracula have pretty good hair too
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>>1844323
Okay.
I let my sword, the evil, do the fighting while Horace and Wilda went to go and get their shit back.
Then Joseph said he had cool shit and I said okay.
Then he lost a finger and we turned into the room for a little.
What matters is that we defeated Walter...
Oh, and I opened that coffin and some chick ran off.
Must have been intimidated or something
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>>1844323
OK, so I Pressed a button on this....like Diamond thing, Tried and failed to throw it at Walter, And then it just...Turned into a big fucking Tumor. Walters First Puppet, the one we thought was him, Got Absorbed, and the Real walter, who was In a Coffin, Fled. Then the Tumor Receded and then you came in.
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>>1844324
Duh, that's why one's a protagonist and the other's the vampire lord of chaos.
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>>1844327
Didn't Alucard start off as a supporting character in a game that nobody really played?
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>>1844326
"He didn't try to throw it at Walter. Joseph opened up a portal to an eldritch realm because he thought it would give him superpowers"
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>>1844330
Okay to be fair it should have given him superpowers.
Evil artifacts always give people superpowers.
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>>1844330
Try to summon the spirit of our master in weed fumes
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>>1844330
Bullshit that was the other half of my Conscience. It's like this eternal struggle between two people, and One thinks that terrible demon shit will give you superpowers. I Can come to my own conclusions. Besides, It WORKED, Didn't it?
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>>1844335
Yeah it did work, we defeated Walter.
How ya'll just gonna ignore that part?
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>>1844334
Ah yes. Bob always has some kush stashed somewhere on him. It's what Mark taught.
>>1844335
"Well, kinda. But not completely"
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>>1844338
Define not Completely
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>>1844338
Master Mark! I draw upon your spirit, hear me!
Smoke the joint and puff out smoke
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>>1844338
niggas gone
shit worked
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>>1844340
"..b...buh...Bob?! Oh good! You're still alive! Well, this is embarassing, I'm dead. Again"
>>1844339
>>1844341
"well, see after everyone was gone and the doll swarm were defeated. We walked inside this room to check things out. And what we found was pretty gross. The room was turned to flesh and the various furniture and people were made part of this fleshy abomination. We then decided to see what would happen if we hit the fleshy parts real hard. But before that could happen, the fleshy bits started convulsing and seems to be absorbed back into the wall, it then spits out these two hunters here back out onto the floor, during this sequence their minds weren't quite right so they didn't exactlly notice it. And then some lady ran in, yelling something about praising some guy named Kaine and then picked up the one doll with the cloak and the red hood. She then carried it upstairs for some reason"
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>>1844345
AW GODDAMNIT I FUCKING HATE CULTISTS
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>>1844345
Good to see your spirit is still intact at least, master. I'm trying to rescue Bub from the hunters currently. Also I had some stuff to ask you, if you don't mind
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>>1844345
Horsefucker and Merc are true heroes of this adventure
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>>1844345
I think that was the real Walter. Fuck.
But we still Cleared the Floor! That's something!
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>>1844345
no worries Master, i gotchu. Walter's got your doll body too.
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>>1844348
"Sure Bob, ask away."
>>1844347
"Well I supposed that could have been a cultist. BUt I'm pretty sure that was the floor boss...Mostly due to how her HP bar looked."
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>>1844355
If I were to resurrect you again, could we just flee the castle and you could make your own lil' vampire hideout somewhere, master?
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>>1844355
aw damnit
THE HUNT BEGINS
er
RESUMES
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>in the end nothing burnt in holy fire
disappointment
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>>1844357
"...hmmm...Well I suppose that's an option"
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>>1844355
actually let me check out the loot int the boss room
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>>1844360
I doubt the hunters will stop their assault here, as long as the eternal night is in effect. So I thought we could avoid any more deaths of our comrades and book it from here
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>>1844360
Looot
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>>1844364
"Well...that makes...sense..I suppose. But that would put a rift between me and Lord Kaine though....He recruited me into his ranks long ago. But the fact that I died twice makes me a terrible servant"
>>1844361
A sword and a hat
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>>1844368
We could still pay tribute to lord Kaine couldn't we? Assuming the castle remains intact
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>>1844368
Joseph investigates the hat
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>>1844368
I'll take that sword for now.
PERHAPS A CERTAIN SOMEONE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE AND TAKE IT
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>>1844370
"hmm. Well he is a lord. So if we pay our taxes we should be fine"
>>1844371
"Not so fast there Joseph. It was you who opened the gate to the eldritch realm, bringing that crap over here to the mortal realm, You still have to answer for you crime."
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>>1844374I don't have a paymentyet
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>>1844374
That's VKs sword. Could I have it as a memorial?
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>>1844375
Sounds good master. I'll talk to ya later, gotta find you a body to resurrect you in and stuff
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>>1844375
Ah poop
I'd just like to say that I blame other Joseph
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>>1844377
...no
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>>1844381
Aww
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>>1844379
"Suuuure Bobbbbbb...."
>>1844380
"Nevertheless, split personality or not. You still unleashed unspeakable horrors unpon this mortal world. As your big brother, I must punish you. So now...Execution or body part removal?"
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>>1844383
Define removal
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>>1844383
Finish smoking the joint and look around. Maybe we could chat up hunter merchant?
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>>1844387just ressurect him in yourself
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Also Horace can I have my sword back?
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>>1844389
My body is too weak to handle master's power though
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>>1844387
Hunter Merchant is reading some nondescript newspaper that everyone's seem to be always reading
>>1844386
"I chop off one of your limbs"
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>>1844394
How's it going, hunter merchant?
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>>1844393my smart plan of killing two birds with one stone failed
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>>1844394
Fuck, I gotta go.
Uh I like Joseph, so I'll just take that removal option, get a sweet robot arm later.
"I'd quote the Bible or some shit, but I did fuck up here. Sorry Guys."
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>>1844398
I should resurrect Gar into a blow up doll
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>>1844394
Hey Merchant, can you fuse my holy and demon swords together like some soul calibur shit?
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>>1844400
you can't do that
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>>1844401
Why not like a leg, where it's less critical that it's gone
You already fucked us over stop trying to be big boss
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>>1844406
That's what ya think
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>>1844406
But's it's comical and demeaning to you.
You know OP is gonna allow it if he asks.
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>>1844407
>a leg
>less critical
I'd rather have a hunter with one arm than a hunter that cant walk.
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>>1844410
shush
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>>1844414
You were in a coma. And even if you did, I wouldn't mind
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>>1844403
cmon nigga it's basically free shekels.
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>>1844417
You can just go turncoat, refuse your vampiric heartage for now and assist us Hunters in killing Kaine. After which you can go to bumblefuck nowhere and spend the rest of your life smoking weed to hang out with your deceased master. Doesn't that sound fair?
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>>1844397
"Pretty okay, girly-faced abomination"
>>1844403
>like some soul calibur shit?
"So....make a new sword, have it gain popularity, but then ignores it and focus attention into developing unarmed combat instead?"
>>1844401
>>1844402
And so Joseph's left arm was removed. Due to this he can no longer wield the shield or the cleaver. Plus her Power has now been cut down to 12 for 5 threads. And he has also been forbidden to buy a new arm until she atone for the sins commited
>>1844406
He can. If Gar can be put into an exploding penguin. He can be put into a blow up doll
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>>1844424
boss, why do you keep alternating between his and her
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>>1844424
>He can. If Gar can be put into an exploding penguin. He can be put into a blow up doll
good thing he is in a cage then
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>>1844424
I'm human though
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>>1844426
>I'm gonna go back to vamp eventually, so even if I help you guys you'll prolly kill me afterwards
You do know you can smoke weed AND be human at the same time, right?
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>>1844427
BoSs, WhY dO yOu KeEp AlTeRnAtInG bEtWeEn HiS aNd HeR?
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>>1844431
I don't doubt you guys that much, but your order doesn't let any vampires live. Broseph and all the others will still decapitate me
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>>1844427
What do you mean, Bob? I thought that was how he always referred to her when he needs to be referenced?
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>>1844435
I mean what's the point of being a vampire anyways if you're just gonna be persecuted?
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>>1844432
Ye, but I gotta be a vamp to server master Mark. And I liked my more masculine visage as a vambeast
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>>1844429
"For the moment"
>>1844431
"Come on back to the outpost and I'll see what I can do"
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>>1844432
you don't know that vampires can keep a weed high longer and without any ill effects compared to a human.
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>>
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>>1844442
How can I atone for my sins, brother?
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>>1844442
Just wondering, am I actually atoning my sins atm?
I know that revive won't happen till payment, but just curious.
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>>1844440
"Oh so I guess you want further punishment then"
Broseph replaces Joseph's Vampire Decapitator with a weaker axe. It does 3 damage and the decap roll is now >=7
>>1844432
That's true
>>1844445
That's also true
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>>1844452
sheit
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>>1844450
Yes. Gar is having his anus widened by hellspikes as we speak
>>
>>
>>1844452
Ask hunter merchant if they're gonna kill us
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>>1844452
Stop bullying Joseph he did his best
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>>
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>>1844459
Oswell's Ghost waifu is replaced with a weaker ghost. She does 3 damage and just wants to be platonic friends.
>>1844456
"Probably"
>>1844457
"Probably"
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>>1844466
Ask hunter merchant if I renew my hunter license from years past and aid you they'll let Bub, Brobat and me go
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>>1844466
OP, switch main weapon for Joseph to be shield
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>>1844466
>replaced
naw bruh you just gave my ghost waifu a little sister to teach life lessons to
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>>1844466
Say, am I going to have something replaced as well, since my connections led to Joseph getting the thing in the first place?
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>>1844474
Oswell's ghosts are taken away and put into Ghost College overseas, while he is given a big fat load of nothing
>>1844476
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>1844473
Switched.
Shield does 1 damage and can only block things.
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>>1844478
Why are you acting much like the robot, Gar? Is it because of how I'm acting as a better role model to Vampire Hunters than you ever did, or is it because the Golem's hatred for my being transcends between characters that was supposed to be only for that character?
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>>1844484
Does the shield mean that Joseph has 'infinitive' defensive intercepts, however?
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>>1844484
Oh for fuck's sake fine
I apologize oh great OP.
Your package is surely the largest, and you are all knowing and all powerful.
Please grant me your forgiveness.
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>>1844484
actually hold on, OP
would it be possible to get a shield with the same decapitation chance as the axe?
if not, keep the shield as defense for now
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>>1844491
>would it be possible to get a shield with the same decapitation chance as the axe?
What are you? Captain America?
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>>1844492
he's my favorite super hero, yes
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>>1844486
"...You? You were a hunter?"
>>1844489
If Joseph with two arms didn't have infinite defending intercepts then why would Joseph with one arm?
>>1844491
>would it be possible to get a shield with the same decapitation chance as the axe?
No. In fact Joseph is banned from getting anyting that gives him decapitation
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>>1844492
More like Captain Eldritch, or Captain Want-To-Fuck-A-Vampbeast, given how he acted before.
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>>1844487
CEO of Golem AI Incorporated was my brother. I did participate during development OuttaGolem's AI, it was like a nephew to me
And I've seen his adventures on TV between DoozyBots episodesIt's up to OP consider it canon or not.
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>>1844495
Yeah. I was ambushed by werewolves long ago and master Mark saved me.
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>>1844497
if it's not canon, consider me racist against not humans
or both
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>>1844495
>"...You? You were a hunter?"
I doubt it, unless he can provide evidence that shows otherwise.
Also, how much does the Hunter-Chan mech cost, again? I feel like we should buy it to help fight through the next couple of floors.
>>1844497
Ah, so the reason is that you're mad that I proven that Magical Girls > Giant Robots, then?
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>>1844507
>Ah, so the reason is that you're mad that I proven that Magical Girls > Giant Robots, then?
right order is Giant Swords > Giant Robots >>>>> Magical girls
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>>1844497
Sure why not.
The Owner of Golem AI Inc was actually one of Gar's brothers, he was known for his love of mechanical automatons and sweet hair. The day the news of Gar's disownment and sins hit him hard. This drove him to drinking and despair. But then, he decided to get his life together, quit being an alcoholic and live to the fullest, for both him and Gar's sake.
He was then mysteriously murdered by tentacles.
Alongside his golem factory.
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So Merchant, you ready to merge my swords?
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>>1844511
At least he is in a better place now
Rest in Peace, ZEN.
Sorry I failed you.
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>>1844509
If that was the case, why wasn't the previous adventure involving mechas popular in any way?
>>1844511
Well, RIP.
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>>1844523
Ooohhh that means we might get to see Infernal Demon Chan again.
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>>1844514
"Sure"
>>1844519
Numbers don't lie. The minute the thing WASN'T about giant robots it gets active. THE VERY SECOND IT RETURNS TO THE GIANT ROBOTS....it dies.
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>>1844527
>Numbers don't lie. The minute the thing WASN'T about giant robots it gets active. THE VERY SECOND IT RETURNS TO THE GIANT ROBOTS....it dies.
fucking millennials I swear
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>>1844527
So uhh, what do you think of my proposition hunter merchant?
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>>1844527
oh come on OP,
why don't we test out the giant robot concept with multiple players
it'll be fun
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>>1844527
Even OP confirms it, Magical Girls bring life to a thread, while Giant Robots literally kills breads.
In any case, I would like to buy the Hunter-Chan Chassis, to maybe use for Oswell's Ghost Waifu, or to use as a bigger suit for me.
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>>1844530
I mean I'd be down, as irregular as my schedule is
There's a ton of cool mecha out there.I wanna be a patlabor
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>>1844529
"I'll check the archive"
>>1844530
Ah yes, giant robot thread with multiplayer. And I suppose you want me to run one? Perhaps like an arena setting? Anybody can join, pick a mech and try to kill the other players? Die and get kicked out of the tourney and has to make a new char? Survive and gets upgrades so you'd eventually enter the final round to become Grand Champion? Is that what you want? Maybe. Maybe not.
Point is, will never happen because life is terrible and everything is against you.
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>>1844538
Thanks, merchant
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>>1844540
>armored core
my nigga
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>>1844538
> Survive and gets upgrades so you'd eventually enter the final round to become Grand Champion? Is that what you want
if we could try that for the next time vampire hunter runs, sure
if everyone else agrees for a fun time
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>>1844548
Fair enough.
Always sad to see good quests flop for whatever reason.
MERCHANT, THE CHASSIS!
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>>1844538
Hey I get to level up my points right? We never got to do that due to the kerfuffle
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>>1844555
oh yeah, you never did level up did you?
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>>1844540
>from front mission
Speaking of Front Mission.
Front Mission Evolved made me want to murder a whole family
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>>1844558
A whole family this time?
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>>1844554
>>1844548
"Hold yer horses, I'm checking"
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>>1844563
bob, can you take my place in the party for now? gonna go to work
hopefully the thread is still up by the time I return so keep OP busy
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>>1844558
What kind? Nuclear family or otherwise?
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>>1844568
I needs to level too!
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>>1844563
Each time I play it the killcount increases by a generation
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>>1844572
"Hold yer horses, I'm stalling"
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>>1844578
Don't tell us Merchant machine broke, OP.
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>>1844580
>>1844583
"Right, so. What I've found is:"
Bob, Wilda and Oswell roll 1d10
Bob's result:
If <=6: Archives doesn't paint Bob in a good light at all
If >6 : Archives says Bob was a good hunter, at least before his turning
Wilda and Oswell's results:
If <=6: It's not in stock
If >6 : It's in stock
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1844593
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1844593
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1844593
Bob has always been inclined towards peace, it wouldn't be surprising if the archives tell he's a shit hunter
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>>1844593
Go on....
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Regular Stank Foot Hunter, Oswell The Coward
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>>1844597
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>>1844601
I'm so sorry.
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>>1844600
Jon roll 1d10
If <=6, Jon's level up got eaten by the eldritch flesh Joseph unleashed
If >6, everything's cool
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>>1844603
You aren't and I know you aren't
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>>1844609
But if it isn't in stock, when it formerly was, where is it now?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1844604
Ah fiddily-dee
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>>1844609
THAT'S BULLSHIT OP
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>>1844599
"Hmm yes. Your face matches the description of a hunter from long ago. Nicknamed "Girlyface", inclined towards peace and hardly ever killed any vampire, which caused him to be looked down upon by other hunters. But capture rate was among the higher ranks, so upper management allowed his methods...Hmmm"
>>1844611
"eh, in the shop for some more tuning"
>>1844612
Ah yes, one of the side effects of being caught in the eldritch realm is that Jon's level up was lost.
>>1844613
This is part of your punishment. I did say I would punish the accessory to the crime.
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>>1844593
Can we be put into a humanoid body and look creepily close to a human appearance? Maybe we would suck less.
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>>1844623
How many hoops do I need to jump through to get my shit back and the chassis back in stock?
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>>1844623
Well that's doo doo
Guess I will drown my sorrows in power potions.
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>>1844623
Fucking Chad the first used to bully me for my nickname
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>>1844625
The core has been destroyed. So there's nothing to be even put into a new body.
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>>1844636
Fack
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>>1844623
So, do you think we can get Girlyface to help us fight the vampires? We do lack a Special-specialized Hunter, anyway.
Also, the Hunter-Chan chassis is only a good thing for Oswell if his ghost waifu actually likes him. So let find out who she actually likes before we consider spending money on pre-purchasing the Hunter-Chan chassis.
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>>1844638
just create new character, you are not interested in controlling maybe revived Gar anyway
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>>1844650
I'm not?
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>>1844651
well Gar doesnt' have hats. new character has higher chance of having hats
And you weren't controlling him before
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>>1844630
Ah yes. Bob can still recall his laughing visage,
"GIRLYFACE! GIRLYFACEEEE!!!!!AAAHAHAHAHAHHA! MORE LIKE GIRLYFAG IMIRITE, HOHOHO"
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True. Tho I feel my activeness would make me prime OP fodder. Up to him.
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>>1844656
But as always, Chad the first was only bullying to hide is insecurity about feeling attracted to another man. The fag.
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>>1844661
So why was he called 'Chad', then?
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>>1844663
he obviously didn't name himself, duh.
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>>1844661
"YEAH YOU'D KNOW AALL ABOUT BEING ATTRACTED TO ANOTHER MAN WOULDN'T YOU FAGGOT"
And now Bob's own memories are talking back at him. Best not to think about it.
>>1844664
>OP can Hatguy create new character or something?
He can roll for it
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>>1844663
Cause he went arpimd banging chicks left and right constantly to convince himself he's not a homosexual, so the other hunters nicknamed him Chad
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>>1844668
It's the kush
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>>1844668
Kay. What shall I roll?
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>>1844673
KUSH CHAD
>>1844674
First. Odd or evens?
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>>1844676
Ay I don't want to hear your sick fantasies Wilda
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>>1844677
Evens
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>>1844679
It's not a fantasy if it happened in real life. Besides, my actual fantasies are much, ḿ̶̨̧̞͉̜̠̦̘͈͈̤̀̌͛͑̈́̇̎ụ̷̏c̸̘̫̐̿̔̄̄͊̈́̊̑̿͑ḥ̸̨̞̘̗̮͚̞̟̞̹͖̂̓̃̂͘͘͘͜ worse than that.
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MEANWHILE,
"So anyway, the chassis isn't in stock right now. Anything else ya want?"
>>1844681
Then roll 1d10
Odds: No
Evens: Yes
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>>1844687
What's in stock for a little girl like me, H.M?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1844687
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>>1844691
atta boy
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>>1844687
Can I buy a level up?
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>>1844689
"Maces, hats, armor, candy, cannons, yadda yadda"
>>1844691
Congrats. You gain a Yes. But a Yes to what? Who knows
>>1844701
Probably
>>1844692
"Depends. What are your terms, Girlyfa--ahem, Bob?"
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>>1844709
Let Brobat and Bub leave the castle alive, and me too once we've completed the mission. Also I'd like to get a new nickname
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>>1844709
I'd like a level up please
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>>1844709
A yes. To... a hunter!
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>>1844709
I'll check out the mace upgrade, the armour upgrade, cannon upgrade and the food and drinks, if that's alright. Also, since he's human, you can just call 'Bob' Girlyface for now, as that's his name according to the archives.
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>>1844711
"Pretty steep price. Whatcha gonna do to pay for it?"
>>1844712
50 Gold a level
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>>1844719
Pay 50 gold
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>>1844720
Intercepting. We need the gold for the Hunter-Chan chassis, Jon!
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>>1844724
I need my level up
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>>1844719
My knowledge of the castle, and my skill as an alchemist
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>>1844719
Skeleton hunter. Skeleton GAR
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>>1844728
hey
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>>1844725
And that level up can wait. Maybe the next time we fight a vampire, it'll make you level up.
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>>1844737
Pic related would, but I wouldn't. Don't be a jew snake, Jon.
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>>1844716
"I got a bunch, damage upgrade, head smashing chance upgrade, armor penetration, the works. As for armor perhaps an entire new suit is needed? For food and drinks I have some chickens and juice"
>>1844728
>>1844737
Confirm?
>>1844727
"Hmmm. Well, you will also have to go all the way up to Kaine. Then mayyyybe, maybe..."
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>>1844742
Nah
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>>1844742
Armour penetration sounds nice, and what's on offer for my new robes? Also, do you have tacos by any chance?
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>>1844742
Well sure.
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>>1844750
Fuk you you getting yourself armor?
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>>1844754
I like to keep my internal organs intact and not stabbed or slashed apart, thank you very much.
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>>1844759
Jew snake.
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>>1844763
You should talk hypocrit
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>>1844765
>hypocrit
I think the alcoholic part of the potions are getting to your head, Jon...
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>>1844772
Youuuuuu lyook like a whore!
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>>1844750
"The flail can penetrate armor. Basically, when you attack with it you roll an additional dice, if it's higher or equal than 4 then you subtract about 8 from your target's bonus. If they have any special defenses then that roll can be used to bypass that instead of reducing their bonus. Like going through a shield, or special body protection and whatnot. As for the new robe, it raises both your max health and 1 stat you can choose to have a boost. And yes I have tacos"
>>1844759
"Sure"
lost 50 Gold.
Hunter Merchant gives Jon a scroll.
"Inside are some teachings of hand to hand combat, read them and learn"
>>1844751
"Hmm, I'll check with the others"
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>>1844777
And Jon reads
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>>1844777
What about the new nickname
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>>1844777
I'll buy the taco and the new robe. As well, is it possible to modify my big mace to be able to become a flail when needed, allowing me to pick between armour penetration or head smashing for my attacks? Also, you didn't talk about the canon.
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>>1844778
Congrats. The knowledge gives jon 4 points to spend
>>1844783
"Now that's a pretty steep price, whatcha gonna do to pay for it?"
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>>1844790
All in power babeh
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>>1844790
What do you want? I could tell you about the time your grandfather, hunter merchant the fifteenth, slipped on a banana peel
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>>1844787
"Each taco costs 1 gold, the robe is 30 and the modification 20. Cannon upgrade can either do more damage or heal more, or both"
>>1844803
"Everybody in the family knows about that, we have it framed. No. If you want a new nickname you must accomplish a feat worthy of a new nickname...or fuck up your face again to get a new face-related nickname"
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>>1844817
Well, since Jon spent half the gold on himself, I might as well do the same thing. I'll buy the new robes and the Mace modification, and sell back the temporary hat I bought earlier to get the taco.
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>>1844817
Could I wear a mask again, I don't really want to fuck up my face and be called uglyface or something
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>>1844822
That was your plan from the start you just wanted an excuse.
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>>1844822
New Max HP: 27
weapon can now switch between mace mode and flail mode.
Still does only 5 damage
Also got a taco
>>1844825
"Hmm, a mask won't be any harm I suppose"
>>
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>>1844832
Put on a plague doctor mask
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>>1844834
You decended long ago nignug
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>>1844742
Confirm.
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>>1844834
>Wait, I thought I was upgrading the large and fancy mace, and not my small compact-able one?
You never got it back. Only the hat. Brobat still has it.
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>>1844845
Crap. Can I undo the mace upgrade, since I didn't intend that mace to gain that power?
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>>1844838
"You want this mask?"
>>1844843
Right. Skeleton hunter. HQ is sending reinforcements. What's his name?
>>1844846
Haha.
No.
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>>1844853
Common OP, offer us a little piece of your mercy!
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>>1844853
Yes please, looks cool
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>>1844855
shush
>>1844856
"5 gold"
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>>1844853
James Rattles McBones
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>>1844860
Give hunter merchant 5 gold
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>>1844860
Not even a tiny bit?
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>>1844863
>>1844861
Bob gives the merchant his last coins. Then the merchant throws Bob his mask.
It was then suddenly crushed by a coffin that crashed through the roof.
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>>1844868
Bwaohoh.
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>>1844868
Put on the mask and pull on your hood
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>>1844868
Well, guess Girlyface has to go maskless for now.
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>>1844868
*rattles*
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>>1844871
>It was then suddenly crushed by a coffin that crashed through the roof.
>It was then suddenly crushed
>suddenly crushed
>suddenly CRUSHED
>CRUSHED
There's no mask
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>>1844873
Yay
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>>1844876
Oh. Can I get a refund?
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>>1844881
You see Wilda get any refunds on the mace she accidentally upgraded?
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>>1844882
I still wonder if that's possible, even if I only get half the amount I spent back.
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>>1844882
Can I get a replacement? Do you have any other masks, hunter merchant?
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>>1844873
AND THEN THE COFFIN OPENS TO REVEAL...OH SHIT A SKELETON, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
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>>1844885
Broseph what's going on!?
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>>1844885
QUICK, SHOOT AT IT WITH OUR CANNON HAT!
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>>1844886
"Oh yeah. I have like a whoe crate of those"
>>1844888
>>1844890
"Well, I thought you needed some more members so i contacted HQ for some reinforceme--"
Wilda and Skeleton roll 1d10
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1844893
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1844893
Sweet, could you give me one? I must hide my hideous face
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1844893
Wag finger
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1844893
Intercept canon
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1844897
"Sure. 5 gold"
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1844893
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>>1844902
I don't have any gold left. Would you accept this Bob mask in a tradeoff? It's very
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>>1844139
N-notable?!
>>1844095
Here she is.
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>>1844907
Thank you, Boss Broseph.
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>>1844907
>"Well, I thought you needed some more members so i contacted HQ for some reinforceme--"
Sorry about that. It's just that it's a undead, and we're supposed to be hunting the undead, which are in this case vampires.
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>>1844910
"No problem, wait" Broseph looks out the window "..is that..?"
>>1844909
Is this your official joining form?
>>1844912
Roll 1d10
<5: nah
>=5: yah
>>1844918
"Common mistake"
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1844921
What's outside the window?
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>>1844921
A spook?
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>>1844921
I guess this is how the Golem would've felt after trying to murder my ass. Anyway, what are you looking at?
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>>1844926
>>1844932
>>1844934
"...aaaaah it's nothing then. Thought I saw something"
Oh and Bob traded his old mask for a new one
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>>1844921
yes.
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>>1844938
You saw something!
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>>1844938
James checks outside
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>>1844938
Put on the mask and assume our new identity as Masquerade, the alchemy hunter
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>>1844938
Maybe it was a mystery box. Those things can vanish in a blink of a eye if no attention is paid to them.
In any case, do I still have my copy of Bob's mask? If so, I want to wear it for a bit.
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>>1844938
So how do I Attone for my Sins, Broseph?
Could you give me a hand? I can't seem to recall how.
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>>1844950
Oh shit its Bob
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>>1844950
Very well, is this good?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1844950
Looks pointy
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>>1844954
I'm not betraying the ones I care about. Master Mark, brobat and Bub
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>>1844953
"Well Joseph. First is something simple. Go 5 threads without doing something stupid like unleashing eldritch energies to gain superpowers. Then we'll see what's next"
>>1844955
So is the non-heretic with the nice hat Also named Cordelia? Or it's only you that's named Cordelia and the non-heretic with the nice hat has another name?
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>>1844960
But you are perfectly fine with murdering all the other vampires, aren't I? You only care about those three because they are 'family' to myself, if you are correct?
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>>1844972
Well I don't really want anyone to die. But to earn freedom for my family members, yeah I'll help you defeat them
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>>1844979
"I don't really want anyone to die" I say, ignoring those that I assisted in slaying, like a certain Mr. Gar...
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>>1844971
Wait does that include this thread or at the conclusion of next thread is one?
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>>1844971
She is named Cordelia. No relation to Cordelia the Witch from several towns over.
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>>1844983
I did assist in the killing of Fred too. They were special cases
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>>1844990
I would suggest getting away from the window guys
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>>1844990
Ok,
On another note
Hey! New people! Neat.
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>>1844990
So can I try changing Bub back to normal, hunter merchant?
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>>1844990
Gotta be broseph, he saw first.
also, work.
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>>1844989
Cases which shows our hypocrisy. Deep down you are a Hunter, one who want to see the vampires eliminated from these lands. Hopefully your turncoat nature doesn't lead to our death, me.
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>>1844997
And so something flew from outside and crashed into Broseph
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>>1845006
Help Broseph!
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>>1845006
Broseph NOOOOOOOOO!
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>>1844998
Let's just say if I can spare good people, I will. I won't get into an argument wether vampires can be good or not though
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>>1845006
Oh fuck
Remove thing from broseph
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>>1845006
Oh no! Prepare the healing rounds and check if Broseph is alright...
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>>1845016
>>1845014
>>1845011
>>1845009
OH SHIT A WITCH! CAREFUL NOT TO BE TURNED INTO A TOAD!
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>>1845019
OH FUCK
KILL IT BEFORE IT TURNS US INTO ONE ARMED FREAKS
oh wait
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>>1845019
Give her a Boner
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>>1845019
By the nine divines! Assault!
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>>1845019
Step away from the masked man, and I'll make sure not to test out my flail-mace on you.
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>>1845025
i cri everitime
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>>1845035
I could brew you something for that phantom pain, Joseph
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>>1845035
Is broseph alive!?
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>>1845035
That's what happen when you meddle with eldritch stuff that you don't even understand, Joseph.
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>>1845029
>>1845032
>>1845034
"....wwaaait...This is one of our reinforcements...I think..." said Broseph
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>>1845043
Check her papers
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>>1845043
Speak to me broseph! Tell me you are ok!
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>>1845043
Put his hat back on his face
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>>1845043
...You really need to tell us that you're getting reinforcement for us, Broseph. Who is this witch, anyway?
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>>1845048
How are you gonna do that from inside there?
yes, nobody cared to let Bob outta his cage.
>>1845046
It says: "Non-heretical magic user"
>>1845051
"Probably a package deal with the skeleton"
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>>1845058
Oh, yeah, Girlyface is still in the cage. Can someone let him out or something?
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>>1845058
There we go. Seems legit
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>>1845058
You know, the bars are so far apart from each other I could probably just slip through
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>>1845071
Thanks
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>>1845073
aight
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>>1845079
Gotcha
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>>1845071
Also, I just realized something: Every time a party member of this team dies, we get three more to replace it.
When Gar died, he was replaced with me, the golem and Jon.
And when the golem got destroyed, he is now replaced by a skeleton, Girlyface and this witch lady.
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>>1845071
Compliment everyone's hats
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>>1845084
As James Rattles McBones compliments everyone, a sudden revelation happens.
Nigga needs to level scale up to where the party's at right now.
Both new members get 43 points to spend.
Max limit for each stat is 20
The totally-not-a-witch is currently unable to do this due to crashing into Broseph and knocking herself out
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>>1845094
I got my points right?
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>>1845094
Aren't my stats lower than everybody elses?
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>>1845094
>Just one point of power
At least now we have a magic user to help us out, but the fact that she's also a girl kinda cramps into my niche here.
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>>1845095
Yes. you already spent it.
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>>1845094
13 points into will
10 to power
5 to speed
10 to health
5 to special
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>>1845099
Possibly. Girlyface gets 5 points to spend
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>>1845104
I wanted to check
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>>1845111
5 to speed
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>>1845105
So that's what you're going with? Bold choice.
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>>1845123
I mean, a skeleton doesn't really have much to fear, so the high Will makes sense.
Also, check if the totally-not-a-witch still has a pulse or not.
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>>1845122
Also done.
Welp.Wrapping up here would be good. Surely no objections? Yes.
To be continued
Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1845136
Good thread
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>>1845140
Sure. THere's a pulse in there somewheres
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>>1845145
Also, before the thread end, consume the taco I bought to appease my inner self, as she wanted it last time I asked her.
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>>1845515
Ya still have 10 points to spend
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>>1846608
Also, wait OP. Didn't the robes allow me to upgrade another stat of mine?
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>>1846621
Yeah. Which stat you want senpai?
Choose it and it will rise by like 5
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>>1846626
thanks for bread
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>>1846626
I'll go with my Will-da, since the flail upgrade means that I would have a easier time hitting and hurting the enemy.
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>>1846635
Aight
>>1846637
Aight
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>>1846654
I don't see any meat in there
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>>1846665
Bread doesn't need meat to be bread, Gar.
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>>1846671
Pure heresy
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>>1846675
Says the person who joined up with the vampires to help fight fellow hunters.
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>>1846679
says the abomination who indirectly destroyed my brother's life work and killed him
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>>1846665
The meat usually gets put in first, then the veggies. THat's why you dont see them when the bread is closed.
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>>1846692
atta boy
I was starting to fear that you are one of those, you know. thevegetarians, unholy abominations
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>>1846698
Not every meal you have need to be stuffed full with meat. Humans are omnivores for a reason.
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>>1846698
Sometimes in Buddhism we have months of vegetarian eating, I'm okay with those because Western vegetarian cuisine suck balls. Eastern vegetarian cuisine is much better.
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>>1846719
Well you got your veggie spring rolls, veggie fried wonton, most of these have their meat fillings replaced with tofu, cooked and flavoured to resemble meat. Speaking of which, there's also the myriad of tofu replacing a bunch of other meat, tofu chicken, tofu pork, tofu dog...Veggie curry is also great, since without the meat they compensate with more potatoes. And of course mushrooms, cooked in a stew with some tomato sauce with some tofu, that's good shit. One of my faves is something that I don't know the english name of. It's a dish that's kind of a cluster fuck, you just have a bowl of a special, thick goopy soup, tofu, rice, beans, potatoes, some random veggies and tiny fried tofu strips that's refered to as pig skin.
Of course all of this goes with rice. Because rice goes with everything.
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>>1846743
I guess when whole country goes meat free for a few months, you have to become creative.
Never ate tofu, fun to see it applied so often.
Russian god loving citizens too have some times when they can't eat meat and such, but most of russia never cares for that aside of few grandmas here and there. Unless you specify - every soup you find will be with meat one way or another for example.
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>>1846777
Aight
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>>1846783
when the next thread? I may be able to get payment done
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>>1846788
So far, same time as this one next week
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>>1846792
oh, good. payment will be ready then,dood
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>>1846608
Um,
4 health
5 speed
1 power
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>>1846895
cool
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>>1847152
Ice Baby
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>>1847163
It was just a joke about how OP said 'cool', and so I said 'Ice' instead of 'Nice' to make a joke on the other meaning of 'cool'. Haven't you heard of a joke before?
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>>1847170
No, what are those
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>>1847171
It's a sentence that makes people laugh, but that's not important right now.
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>>1847173
why
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>>1847174
We don't have a fresh bread.
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>>1847170
So icy...
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>>1847175
why
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>>1847177
Because you don't want to have new bread today.
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>>1847178
why
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>>1847179
Because you can
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Cordelia the non-heretic with the nice hat
2017-09-07 10:34:13
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>>1847181
I do have a poorly-drawn wilda tho
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>>1847182
Noice
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>>1847182
I'll make sure to add it to the collection. Also, doesn't this mean that Cordelia gets to get a free item, as per the bribery rule?
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>>1847188
>sets box on fire
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>>1847189
Can't set anything on fire if you don't even exist, golem.
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>>1847194
I'll haunt you foreveeeeeeer
RememberWindows 10? That's my work!
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>>1847197
what's windows 10? It's like a faint memory...
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2017-09-07 11:27:32
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>>1847185
I also drew these geniuses.
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>>1847204
Also noice
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>>1847192
When you bribe OP with fanarts, you get equipment
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>>1847210how much fanart needed kill Wilda permamentlyasking for a friend
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2017-09-07 11:46:55
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>>1847210
oh.
I missed that.
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>>1847212
Like about 10
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>>1847216
noted.
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>>1847217
10 fanart of Wilda
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>>1847222
I can make an animated gif of death sequence out of that!
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>>1847225
Fanart that does not depict death and is also respectable to the character.
Must also be at 300dpi print ready in CMYK colors. Dimensions is A1 paper
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>>1847225
...my opinion of you has lowered.
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>>1847227
Such is life in the zone
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>>1847228
I was gonna draw golem but now I feel much less for it.
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>>1847230
I aint the one calling for the death of a character even though overall that character contributed more to the advancement of the plot then both of yours combined
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>>1847230
I'm not a princess I'm a wit- PERFECTLY NON-HERETICAL MAGIC USER.
>>
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>>1847233
Yes. Completely legal and not at all fabricated papers with very real stamps of approval from the church... which are also not fabricated.
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>>1847233
What has huge swords and giant robots given us? A traitor and a xenophobe respectively. That is why I don't like them.
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>>1847233
I rather like giant robots and huge swords but...
I've never heard of a vampire falling to one.
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>>1847239
Meh. I had fun.
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Name change.
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>>1847239
>progresses the plot and thinks she is hot shit
>playing for the plot
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>>1847244
>accidentally ended a long running quest
Believe me. It has impact
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>>1847244
Go ahead and buzz off if you dont like it then
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>>1847248
golem had murder boner, gar learned that murderboner is not the answer, so even if I get around revival there won't be murderboner going on.
wilda keeps taking the bait, what I gonna do, pass it up like a gentleman?should've kept cosmogolem upgrades for that
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>>1847252
Excuses excuses
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>>1847256
That's how I roll
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>>1847252
...haven't heard murderboner since Space Station 13.
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>>1847259
it was around since mark's first murder
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>>1847257
Incompetently?
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>>1847266
Yep!
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>>1847269
Someday luck will turn around for you. Hopefully you'll have better goals when it does.
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>>1847281
why. thank you lurker
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>>1847249
Villain Adventure
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>>1847445
Villain Adventure 2***
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>>1847445
don't remember shit about that one
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>>1847284
Lurker, he says. I helped a bit when you were Gar and now I tend to play Jon when the stars align and this is running at a good time for me.
If you just let go of your grudges you'd get a lot further.
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>>1847451
I just enjoy being a retard and getting occasional loot.
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>>1847451
>If you just let go of your grudges you'd get a lot further.
I'M WORKING ON THAT
BLEEDING A LOT HELPS
THANKS
>Lurker, he says
how could I know
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>>1847456
Are you assuming his anonymity? Chauvinist.
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>>1847449
fag
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>>1847449
My fav story
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>>1847474
It is that one ya fag
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>>1847475
I named Jojo, I rememberparts ofitbut not the ending
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>>1847478
She died ya fag
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>>1847480
wait, wasn't she in a sequel? all grow up and edgyhe got better?
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>>1847481
Yes. She revived herself later ya fag.
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>>1847484
for some reason the only regular death I remember isbeing eaten by the god
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>>1847490
It's because yer a fag
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I'd just like to say one last time that I blame other Joseph.
Good Thread guys, Good Thread.
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>>1847714
It does mean that I'll have to keep the eldritch stuff for myself, so another situation like that doesn't happen once again.
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>>1847751
You're the eldritch one.
...How does one heal being made into an eldritch tumor?
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>>1847776
Oh, I don't fuckin know.
Ask the Other Joseph.Knowing how Autistic Discords get, and looking at the NAP Playerbase,
I'm really still not sure why a Discord is such an Avoided topic. It'd be perfect for us.
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>>1847944
What the fuck is a discord
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>>1847776
Because it wasn't a heal
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>>1847776
>...How does one heal being made into an eldritch tumor?
Turns out you can just beat someone out of being a eldritch tumour instead, from what the Kingslayers did.
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>>1848185
Not sure if you're fucking with me or not, But it's like Skype, but there's a group chat and nobody talks. 4chan Image Board, with no posting timers, limitless images, and a voice chat server.
Also it's freeeeee.
>>
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>>1848348
Surely you be jestin
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>>1848333
Sounds kinda gay
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>>1848389
It may be gay, but aren't we all faggots?
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>>1848396
We're on 4chan. We are all fags.
But really though, any 4chan thing with a discord turns gayer than usual
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>>1848402
Works well enough for Thug Quest, but I get your point.
Threads and the occasional replies on twitter are fine for any community shit.
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>>1848421
I mean If you want to shit on eachother the thread is a perfectkly valid place for that
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>>1848185
IRC 2.0
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>>1848435
>What did you supposedly recall correctly?
Call me a retard, but you're joking right?
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>>1848436
What are jokes
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>>1848436
>Call me a retard,
"If you insist,retard."
>but you're joking right?
No, I'm deathly serious.As serious as Gar is dead.
>>1848442
I've heard it's something that provides the best medicine. We'd have to ask a certain non-heretical magic user for more information though. I'm sure she'd know all about it.
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What's all this about Discord?
Also, I made art at work (and then my boss yelled at me and took my cordelia sketch)
>>1848455
Yes, I happen to know about good medicine that is certainly not heretical.
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>>1848541
kek
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>>1848541
>Having to learn magic and rites in order to heal another
>Not just blasting them with a cannon to make them feel better
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>>1848650
>healer in a crate during a boss fight.
>Needs equipment to heal
group healing. Knowledge = healing even without gear. Same for attack...
But please, let's not fight. We know who would win...You. Because I only have 2 attack power, and you have a great deal more, plus a ton of health. Please do not hurt me.
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>>1849164
I mean, you got the superior Special, so you can do some serious damage yourself depending on your abilities. But since you're not trying to get me hung (unlike a certain you-know-who), why would I even dare fight you?
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>>1849231
I am here to cause the opposite of people dying.
Except vampires.
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>>1849305
Well that's always appreciated. As long as you don't set off artefacts came from beyond the veil, send adventurers to kill your friends while undercover or even just betray the party, I think things will be fine.
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>>1849354
I dunno, some of them can be pretty tempting, I mean the last one looked like it cut people's fingers off. That just screams 'this is a good thing to use.'
Who DOESN'T want that?
So basically: use common sense.
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>>1849364
>I dunno, some of them can be pretty tempting, I mean the last one looked like it cut people's fingers off. That just screams 'this is a good thing to use.' Who DOESN'T want that?
...I'm a eldritch child, and even I find that attitude worrying.
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>>1849371
Relax, A wit- er, non-heretical magic user is expected to exercise caution when dealing with the fantastic and supernatural.
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>>1849421
I mean, I trusted what was basically my brother from another mother to handle the puppet Walter while I was off getting my hat back.
He ended up activating the equivalent of a bionuclear eldritch bomb.
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>>1849454
that's why more level-headed folk are needed, is it not? Anyone who says, "Hey, I think activating that is a bad idea guys."
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>>1849454
>He ended up activating the equivalent of a bionuclear eldritch bomb.
AND I HELPED!
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>>1851109
Apparently someone managed to bet the eldritch out of someone, so as a non-heretical magician, I believe that is the best course of action.
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>>1851291
>beat, not bet
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>>1851291
The final boss ate it to increase his powers
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>>1851297
the final boss ATE the eldritch tumor?!
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>>1851334
enjoy your buffed end boss thanks to abomination and her pet Joseph
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>>1851334
Yes
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>>1851408
RIP Oswell and Joseph, eaten by final boss.
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>>1851475
He ate the Eldritch stuff, the two dumbos got spat out
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>>1851496
How merciful of him. I would have given the two some curses on the way out.
...If I was a witch or a vampire, that is.
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>>1851967
>abomination can't read
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>>1851979
>We then decided to see what would happen if we hit the fleshy parts real hard. But before that could happen,
>But before that could happen,
>before
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>>1851983
>I came up with a concept you might like.
Does it involve killing Wilda?
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>>1851999
>Does it involve killing Wilda?
Is that seriously what your personality has devolved to? Hatred for a child so strong that you want to murder them?
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>>1852001as long you'll keep taking the bait - I'll keep fishing
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>>1851999
I do not advocate killing of my party members.
No, consider... someone who builds golems, riding a golem chassis and piloting it like a giant robot... A golem chassis rider, if you will. Because pilotable robots are a dream of mankind.
Plus they can eject from the golem if it gets too damaged. (but they have garbage stats without the chassis)
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>>1852009
>No, consider... someone who builds golems, riding a golem chassis and piloting it like a giant robot... A golem chassis rider, if you will. Because pilotable robots are a dream of mankind.
You do know that people are apparently not intrested in giant robots, right? There's a reason why that Mecha Police quest that OP did before this one flopped.
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>>1852012
>You do know that people are apparently not intrested in giant robots, right?
those are not people
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>>1852016
Having a mook-focused mechanic might work, but we already have like 8 (9 when the penguin gets involved) hunters already. Could've made that instead of going with a witch, or maybe focus down on spawning constructs with your 'non-heretical' magic.
>>1852015
Now you're dehumanizing people with different opinions to you. I'm glad that the King made sure you couldn't come back.
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>>1852026
>Hey dude, want to be a non-heretical not-witch construct?
nah, I got my own ways
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>>1852029
Very well.
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>>1852023
>Not too long left.
How the fuck would you know
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>>1852048
I'm newtype
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>>1852169
Yer a shitetype
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>>1852174
rude
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What i miss?
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>>1852742
Joseph activating a eldritch transformation bomb just because he wanted fancy powers.
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>>1852755
yowch...Well i hope OP had fun, during this charade.
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I am personally excited to see what Rattles can do.
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>>1852976
considering the entry method, he probably left at the same time as Cordelia from HQ
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Next thread sometime this year
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>>1854517
THIS YEAR
FOUR HUNTERS, A LITTLE GIRL, A SKELETON, A TURNCOAT VAMPIRE AND A NOT-SO-LITTLE GIRL WILL SET OFF ON A QUEST
TO MURDER THE UNLIVING FUCK OUT OF VAMPIRES
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>>1854575
VAMPIRE HUNTERS, PART 25...
THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.
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>>1854596
AND THIS TIME, EVEN THE PERSONAL-NESS OF IT ALL IS PERSONAL.
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>>1854605
COMING SOON, MAYBE.
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>>1854612
IT WILL BE OUT THIS YEAR, HOWEVER. WE AREN'T A VIDEO GAME STUDIO, PROBABLY.
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>>1854622
RIGHT AFTER SUPER ROBOT PILOT SEASON 3!!!
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>>1854648
Which will be cancelled halfway through its first episode, because nobody wants to play around with giant robots in this modern era.
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>>1854648
We should just have magical girl vs giant robot quest and decide which is favored already. have teams like this one.
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>>1854648
What a buzzkill
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>>1854670
Winner gets a sausage
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>>1854926
Will they get bread to go along with the sausage?
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>>1854943
we can only hope...
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>>1854943
Prolly a cheap bread
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