Avocado

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u mean dis avacadoe?

Yes, that Avocado, please.

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I have aquired this Avocado thru legal means, I cannot suppose you can have it

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I used to have owned that specific Avocado, I cannot give it up now, it was stolen from me.

That is unfortunate, but unfortunately, it is mine now, and you seem not to have anything of worth to exchange.

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I must be leaving now, it is after hours, and I cannot be speaking with you much longer, goodbye.

Farewell, Avocado, i will do anything and everything in my power to retrieve you through legal means.

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I must retrieve my beloved Avocado, but how???

>>1839078
Grow an avocado tree.

Find something of equal value to trade

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I have nothing else of value left, and the nearest avocado seeds are miles away, I need something specific.

>>1840605
Kill him.

I do not know where he lives.

Ask for help from Dog President Good Boy.

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The Mutt merely looks at me, then walks off.

I suppose he wont be of much use...

Run for governor and create a state holiday for avocados. Every Avocado day is celebrated by giving avocados to the needy.

Ask man to compete for the avocado in a contest that you are the best at, and that if you win, you get the avocado.

Call upon the dark powers lf KLETKAR to obtain the required weapons of destruction to anhilite our enemy and consume both their flesh and avocado.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1841202
Follow the man. We can't get our avacodo back if we lose him. Rolling for stealth