Save the world/Ultimate evil quest.

>>1827887
I'll be Jackrabbit & Megaton. Instead of high schoolers can they be in thier 20s and work boring cubicle jobs?

>>1827896
Yessirie.

The Demon bust into the Building to find The Jackrabbit and Megaton evacuating office workers out of the building. The demon makes a loud crash as he enters!

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>>1827896
>Alias: Jackrabbit / Megaton
>Real Name: Julian Schultz / Alex Linkogle
>Moral alignment: Chaotic neutral/ Chaotic good
>Archetype: Tragic Hero/ Paragon
>Role models: They saw other superheroes going around and wanted to do it themselves
>Gender: Male/Male
>Age: 26/27
>Occupation: Cubicle Workers
>Height: 5’ 3”/6”
>Weight: 165/180
>Race/Species: Human/Human
>Distinguishing Features: Glasses/ Nerdy/ None
>Powers: None
>Power Limitations: N/A
>Abilities: None
>Weapons: Baseball Bat
>Gadgets/Tech: Cereal Ring Decoder
>Physical Weaknesses: They can be killed like anyone else.
>Mental/Emotional Weaknesses: They can’t handle killing
>Likes: Porn, MMOs, Energy Drinks, being a superhero
>Dislikes: People who are full of themselves (Both)
>Fears: Death, a fate worse than death/ Heights, the dark
>Motivation: Fun/A sense of moral obligation
>Theme song: Go Hard Or Go Home-Talkshow Boy/Ice Police-Talkshow Boy
>Backstory: (Please keep it short, we don’t need a novel, just a synopsis)

>>1827897
Not so fast! Jackrabbit says with a lisp. He is scared but determined. Let these good people go!

Megaton starts frantically putting thier nintendo collectables from thier desks into a duffle bag. We have nothing of value here demon! (Hoping he doesnt see the rare bowser doll)

>>1827912
(what's tehir response to seeing this demon?)

kek, I forgot to give them a backstory.

anyway here's a little music playlist for this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwzUKAa_3dSoHN24tBgtDP4Owt98sd_I0

>>1827928
>>1827931

>>1827942
(sorry, I posted at the same time as you)
(Two things, please put what they say in "", and oh kek, this is gonna be fun)

The deamon laughs, and starts to chant in an anchient tounge, as a ring of fire encircles the three of them, BURNING THEIR AMIIBO FIGURINES!

(are they in their cosutmes rn?)

>>1827953
(they tried to get in costume but didnt have time. so they are in half costume half dishovled button downs and khakis.)

"Geno!?!!" Megaton screams and looks up at the demon. "How dare you." Megaton runs over and kicks the demon in the crotch flailing and kicking. "Baby Mario! Daisy! Birdo!"

Jackrabbit stares dumbfounded at the tantrum.

>>1827980
The kick lands, but Megaton looks down to realize that demons are smooth, and the kick did almost nothing. Given the oppertunity, the demon kicks him back, in the balls, sending him to the ground in pain. it's 'his one weak point'.

>>1827986
Megaton curls up into the fetal position wheezing.

Jackrabbit grabs Megaton and pulls him under a nearby desk. "W.. what d..do y..you w.w.want?"

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>>1828003
(There's a ring of fire seperating them from every other desk but Megaton's, so that's what you're under)

the demon seems to be struggling to get out english words "I....WaNT....HyOoMAn...SUFFER!"
as he says this, you notice a swarm of other demons flying around, it's a FULL SCALE INVASION

>>1828022
Jackrabbit opens the desk drawer and pulls out two staplers. He jumps to the demon attempting to staple his eyeballs. "Ka ko kawabunga mah mother f.. fucker!"

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>>1828027
He misses and hits the demon just above the eyes. The demon struggles to get him off, Jackrabbit thinks "Damn, these are some broken-ass physics right here". The demon, giving up on this building, flies through his fire, to a different space in the room, pulling Jackrabbit through the flames with him, burning him, not too much tho as it was only momentary.

>>1828034
(Is megaton still in the flames?)

Realizing that the demon burned the tsp reports that jackrabbit has been working on for the past four hours he goes beserk and starts punching the demon in the ear while holding on.

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>Alias: The Plague
>Real Name: Hillary Sarkeesian
>Moral alignment: Chaotic evil
>Archetype: Antihero
>Role models: Everyone who agrees with her
>Gender: Non-binary apache attack helicopter
>Age: 39
>Occupation: Australian military
>Height: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
>Weight: STOP JUDGING ME BY MY WEIGHT
>Race/Species: YOU DISGUSTING RACIST MALE PIG
>Distinguishing Features: Nothing to distinguish it from the others in the hivemind
>Powers: Controlling weak-willed people by making sexist and racist claims (maybe a little too op)
>Power Limitations: People's common sense
>Abilities: Brainwashing via nagging
>Weapons: Military equipment
>Gadgets/Tech: Segway
>Physical Weaknesses: WOMEN HAVE NO WEAKNESSES
>>Mental/Emotional Weaknesses: See above
>Likes: Self
>Dislikes: Misogynist pigs (all men) and enemies of ideology
>Fears: People's common sense
>Motivation: Use military equipment to murder all male scum. When 98% of all people in the military are female, it will be possible.
>Theme song: ALL SONGS ARE SEXIST
>Backstory: Born in Australia. Used to obey disgusting white cisgender men, but realized her true potential and joined hordes on the street, eventually making the Australian military requirements for women so low that she could get in despite her morbid obesity.

The Plague rushes in. "Not so fast, cis white male scum!" She screams at the top of her lungs while holding an assault rifle firmly, aiming it poorly at whoever is in sight.

>>1828048
(megaton is still within the circle of flames)
The deamon spins around knocking the jackrackrabbit off of him, and flies away from the building, the ring of fire dissapates, and the pain of the crotch kick on megaton goes away enough to controll himself again.

>>1828079
(Fucking rip, this thread has become a comedy. this was ment to be a serious thing but I guess this is how it goes. I'm going to keep a completely serious vibe in this.)

Suddenly the fat bitch from HR that requires you call everyone 'xe' until they tell you otherwise comes in waving a gun around. The Jackrabbit and megaton think 'no better time to take her out '

>>1828089
The warrior shouts even louder as no one seems to be paying attention to her. With her rage being fueled further and further by this obvious discrimination, it spills above her limit and she starts shooting. Unfortunately she misses with every single bullet. "The bullets must be male as well," she thinks to herself.

>>1828114
"HR RUN!" Jackrabbit yells

Megaton groans and tries to pull himself up to his desk to delete his computer porn file before HR makes it over to hin

>>1828114
"You haven't seen the last of me," xe says with a hoarse voice. Xyr panting has increased due to the massive amount of work involved in moving xyr diaphragm. Xe storms off with xyr Segway.

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>>1827864
>Alias: One Hill
>Real Name: Hector D. Hill
>Moral Alignment: Lawful Neutral
>Archetype: Anti-Hero
>Role Models: His grandfather ( An old pirate )
>Gender: Male
>Age: 26
>Occupation: Is a manager at a hardware store
>Height: 6"
>Weight: 192
>Species: Human
>Distinguishing features: Glasses, scar under eye.
>Powers: Propane manipulation
>Power Limitation: When surrounded by charcoal, his powers become weaker.
Abilities: Chemistry knowledge, Thermodynamics knowledge, Grilling.
>Weapons: His fists.
>Gadgets: A remote self-igniting lighter in the shape of a ball.
>Likes: Grills, Propane, Cooking, The Ocean.
>Dislikes: Charcoal, Sailors.
>Fears: Losing his grandfather.
>Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8TbMEnNuE

>Backstory: Grew up with his pirate grandpa and embarked on a quest to make those dirty sailors with their charcoal pay for all they've done to him and his precious grandfather.

One Hill sits at a distance, observing the scene from a far. "Hmmm. . ." He mutters.

>>1828141
The Plague moves past One Hill while storming away and stops to glare at him. "What are you looking at, you disgusting shit?" Xe aims at him and presses the trigger, this time supposedly having aimed well, but little did xe know that there were no bullets left in the magazine of xyr rifle. Xe curses and throws the rifle away, but does not back down and instead gets closer to him, intimidating him with xyr enormous body.

>>1828164
Jackrabbit rushes over to the plague, pushes her and steals her segway. "Vroomvroom.. mah mah mother f fucker"

>>1828164
One Hill chuckles a bit before backing up. "Whoa there missy, I don't wan't any trouble." His voice tinged with a southern accent. He begins to breath harder, emitting propane from his body, then he rolls down a odd grey ball.

>>1828177
"Did you just say motherfucker?! That is the most sexist word that exist, you scum!" Screeching, xe summons a horde of feminists ready to run Jackrabbit over. In the meantime she gets up with a lot of effort.

hello, OP here, is this not my thread anymore? has this become a meme fest?

>>1828177
Megaton climbs onto jackrabbit shoulders and they ride off together after the demon on The segway

>>1828179
"Missy?! MISSY?! Who do you think you're calling a missy?!" With stark contrast to his voice, xyrs was even more hoarse than before due to the additional screaming. Xyr heroic attitude does not allow xyr to give up on xyr cause no matter the circumstances.

>>1828186
(Indeed, it has)

OKAY, i'M TAKING MY THEAD BACK, NOTHING BEFORE >>1828089 HAPPENED. THE PLAUGE DOESNT EXIST, THE DEMON JUST LEFTTHE BUILDING, THIS IS A SERIOUS CRISIS

>>1828186
>>1828187

>>1828192
(Party pooper)

>>1828192
Megaton and jackrabbit run after the demon to see where it goes

>>1828196 you get to the ground floor of the building and the demon is too far away to be found (no segway). They see the madness and anarchy and destruction before them, and realize the whole world has been overrun by demons. they see a far off glow and assume that's the source. skyscrapers are falling around them.

>>1828203
They run to the glow both thinking about how cool they would be if they could afford segways

>>1828209
they get about two blocks before they run past the segway store. Sadly, the amiibo figures where an investment, and just today they wehre worth enough to buy a segway with. They think for a moment, there's nobody in the segway store, and there's demons causing chaos anyway....

>>1828236
They decide to borrow one and return it later. They ride piggy back. Jackrabbit on bottom

>>1828290
Jackrabbit immediately colapses under megaton's wheight.

>>1828342
Megaton decides to sit on the handle bars while jackrabbit drive

>>1827864
name: the old man
real name: old man Parkinson
archetype: grumpy old man
role models: the writer of the story "back in my day....."

age: 99
powers: with a aggressive diet and walking with his stick 3 times a day, he has the constitution and strength of a man in his 50's. he also has the unique ability of the scold, this potent weapon will allow the blind man to scold enemies into shameful subjugation.
and finaly he has armour of contempt. this allows him to resist most mine altering affects or horrors. this also makes him an asshole

power limits: with him being an old man he is often caught napping and use of his powers barring contempt is tireing.

weaknesses: hes an old man, and is moved to great rage by people stepping on his grass. he may only move 1 step per ten seconds with his stick. often forgets what hes doing

gadgets: the stick of shame. good old fashion wooden beating stick. the belt of discipline a sturdy leather belt used to spank deamons on the hand for being naughty varments.

motivation and backstory: you bloody deamons stepped on my grass. time to pay

likes: his grass
dislikes: stepping on his grass
fears: putting the wrong type of seeds on his lawn

appearance: a hunched old white man with a stick in one hand and a belt in the other. blue eyes and about 5 foot tall.

theme song: ???

nice to see you still running naga

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>>1829511
pic

>>1829537
>theme song

Turn off that God damn noise.

>>1829658
YOU WHAT SONNY?

YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK UP?

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>>1829695
Jackrabbit and Megatron ride past the old man on thier segway without slowing down. They are loudly "singing" thier new theme song (Ridin' - Chamillioniare), but don't know too many of the words.

>>1829715
>scowling at those two hopped up youngsters, I wave my stick at them

OI YOU DANGED NAMBIN PRESOS, WILL YOU KNOCK OFF THAT THERE RACKET, I GOTSA SOME RED FELLIN UPSTARTS TO SMASH.

>he continues to hobble after them, he even makes it a foot before he has to take a deep breath

[scolding powers, activate]

>>1829726
Sitting backwards on the segway handle bars megaton now starts pelting the old man with corn nuts and laughing.

Jackrabbit determined on his quests keeps driving and singing "I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen
When you see me ride by they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen
Ride with a new chick, she like hold up
Next to the play-station controller is a full clip and my pistola..."

>>1829745
>using the power of being grumpy, and strange plot powers of demons. the old man appears before the Segway and trips it over with his stick in a wheel

and that's why you respect your elders

:/ this again

>>1829421
They rude another block down and find a woman pinned by a car.

>>1829926
>hobbling upon the scean the old man looks at the woman

ey there little girl I don't think ya want to be there now do ya?