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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 23 2017-08-29 04:58:27 Post No. 1819887
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 23 2017-08-29 04:58:27 Post No. 1819887
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, 1 little girl and a robutt, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
Currently, the hunters are standing in front of the door to the chambers of the next Boss: Vampire Elder Walter. Inside this room is also where Bob and his cronies are waiting, and where Wilda is being kept.
While the Automaton is travelling with two other NPC adventurers in another part of the floor.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Is there AutoGrinding function in this bot?
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>>1819887
Hi guys
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So who's active for what's about to go down?
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>>1819897
No
>>1819901
Bob says hello
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>>1819887
Let's rock BABEH!
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>>1819910
check how much money we have
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>>1819910
Hey Bob, you kinda trapped yourself in this box. Can you help yourself out and let us out?
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>>1819916
OH SHIT A CAT
>>1819918
38 monies
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>>1819923
"oh man! who can help me with this HEAVY bag of COINS!"
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>>1819923
Y, cat?
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>>1819923
...Hello? Is there anyone there?
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>>1819910
Oh well, proceed standing and looking important
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>>1819925
>>1819928
"Plot twist, I'm actually Chad the Hunter"
>>1819930
Wilda rattles the box she is trapped inside, asking for anybody there. Whitebeard the vampire sits nearby stroking his beard while thinking bout ye olden days and ignores her pleas
>>1819932
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>>1819945
I thought that summoned the merchant?
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>>1819945
Intensify the rattling, I must get out of this box one way or another!
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>>1819945
Fug u chad
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>>1819945
>Grabs costume cat head and wears it
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>>1819945
Oh I know, proceed polishing our body. Looking very importantly
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>>1819949
>>1819952
>>1819957
The rattling continues. The box stands unopened because life fucking sucks
>>1819954
"Just kidding I'm actually a forest fire"
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>>1819966
Call Smokey bear to help me with forest fires
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>>1819966
Can I get 2 power potions 2 will potions and 2 speed potions?
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>>1819978
My bad
I will take up another role
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>>1819986
It's fine. I might need the extra rolls in order to deal with whatever shit may come up soon. It's like the OP said:
>Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
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>>1819983
"Sure. Hand over the gold and you shall get your potions"
>>1819978
Vampires have left a message for wilda inside the box
>>1819977
Oh no. Smokey has mysteriously died due to a cocaine overdose
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>>1820002
well ... how much for all those potions
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>>1820002
Flip the note over to see what's on the other side.
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>>1819966
>AXeman smells Orc Vampires shekkels
>Surpress transformation into Taxman
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>>1820002
Use blood magic to drain smokey of his blood thru his nose
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>>1820011
Wait a minute, this aint blood, this is cherry soda!
>>1820008
>>1820007
"Hm, about 2 coins each"
>>1820009
Yes, resist the urge to transform into one of the Pacman clones for Apple II computers
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>>1820016
hand him 6 coins for the potions
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>>1820016
Gross.
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>>1820016
Paper can be used to cut stuff. Try to use it to cut the seals through the gap between the box and its lid.
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Rolled 23 (1d50)
>>1820019
Bob's pretty high right now, seeing bears and shit
>>1820021
Roll 1d10 agains the sealing rune paper
>>1820018
Jon has bought: 1 power potion 1 will potion and 1 speed potion
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1820030
Damn it, not sharp enough.
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>>1820030
now use another 6 coins to by the same 3 types again because I couldn't do math!
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>>1820030
Brew sobriety potion
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Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>1820033
Roll 1d100
>>1820031
>>1820032
Jon has bought: another bundle of 1 power potion 1 will potion and 1 speed potion
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>>1820038
ok sniff around for Wilda
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Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>1820038
Drink it afterwards
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>>1820038
See if i can sharpen the paper so that it can cut better against the seal.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1820043
Bob is now no longer seeing giant cats and forest bears
>>1820045
Roll 1d10 to sharpen paper
>>1820041
She's being held somewhere in the boss room area. This was stated in the OP.
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>>1820049
Beatbox your tunes from your mixtape
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>>1820049
Ask Broseph what to do
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1820049
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>>1820049
>Contemplate the ethics of using your Axe on the Door
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1820052
>>1820055
>>1820053
"Kick down the door, or break it down >>1820058, then fight the minibosses and minions. Save Wilda. After that either go straight tot eh Elder Vampire or hang back and grind for levels a bit more."
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>>1820064
ok
One inch punch the door down
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>>1820064
Seems sharp enough., now, let see if I can cut the seal with the paper now.
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>>1820064
Have brobat breakdance while you beatbox
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>>1820064
Ah shit fuckers it's Saving Private Wilda
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>>1820072
Take it away my id
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Rolled 15 (1d50)
>>1820067
>>1820071
>>1820072
Bob's impromtu breakdance session in order to promote is mixtape is interrupted
>>1820069
Roll 1d20 to cut sealing paper
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>>1820064
Admire yourself in a mirror while everyone tries to breal door
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Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>1820081
>>1820072
["It Ain't Me" intensifies]
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Alright, First Things First.
Who's locating and freeing Wilda?
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>>1820081
*Sup hunters* say while beatboxing
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>>1820081
Take 3 sips of will potion
and 2 sips of power potion
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>>1820083
>Call people slack jaw faggots
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>>1820082
The lord doesn't provide mirrors
>>1820085
Note that guarding the box she's in is Whitebeard the Vampire
>>1820088
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>>1820104
So, did my attempt to cut the seal work or not, OP?
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>>1820104
Cyka blyat kurwa idi nahui cheeki breeki
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>>1820106
Course not. You got a 12 against a 15
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>>1820104
activate float like a butterfly
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>>1820108
Well, do I need to sharpen the paper some more, then? If I do, I'll do so.
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>>1820104
Communicate Telapathicly with the group.
*Ok, so the Old Coot is Guarding the Box. We fuck his day up with the cannons?*
And then regular say
"You mean Violence, or some Improv Dance-off? Either works, really."
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1820107
Bob has changed class to Vampslav
>>1820109
+5 to defeeeeense
>>1820112
Roll 1d10 again
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1820115
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>>1820115
Squat with ya squad and stare menacingly
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>>1820115
Let's do dis
Begin miniboss fight!
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>>1820122
YOU FOOL THE PLAN
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>>1820123
plan?
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>>1820124
You know, saving my ass so that I can help your asses fight the vampires?
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>>1820126
yeah but we have to fight miniboss to do that
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>>1820134
but old vamp is there gaurding the box
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>>1820130
Do the dance with the leg kicking from that one gif and drink vodka at the same time
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>>1820137
So? Go beat him up in that case.
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>>1820130
Telapathicly Talk to the Hunter group again.
*Ok, I have an Idea. We'll Challange them to a Dance-Off, Slavs can't resist the challange. While that happens, we send Broaeph to free Wilda. If/when they discover the plot, we fuck up the old guy with the cannons. THEN we fight. Ok?*
Joseph then Challanges Bob to a Dance off.
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>>1820130
go beat up old man vamp
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>>1820137
Also he can pull a roshi and reveal his swole form
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>>1820142
New phone who dis
Also fuck I gotta go play with explosive Chemicals for an Hour, some Anon take Joseph Control please?
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>>1820146
that's op stupid
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>>1820138
So what're the hunters doing again
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>>1820156
Reattempting to sharpen the paper, and to avoid a paper cut while doing so.
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>>1820153
...shit. That was intentional. Yes.
Ok now chemicals
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>>1820156
My guess it's a dance off
while I take on the old man
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>>1820156
Get out of here, hunters!
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Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)
>>1820176
Ow.
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>>1820180
Oh jeez. You managed to sharpen the paper....but got cut in the process
>>1820185
>>1820167
So is Bob ready to get his cronies to gang up on Jon?
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>>1820188
Yeah
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>>1820188
fucking hell, Broseph Help!
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>>1820188
FUCK. Gotta bandage that up quick.
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>>1820195
Yes. Let's see what can you use. Ah, the piece of paper. That should do it.
oh wait you just sharpened it. whoops. So now it's cutting you even more
>>1820191
>>1820189
So will Jon ask Broseph to stay and help him or have him go get Wilda while Jon gets his ass kicked?
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>>1820199
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
REMOVE THE PAPER AND USE A BIT OF MY CLOTHES TO BANDAGE IT UP
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>>1820199
fuck me fine, go ahead broseph go help Wilda
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>>1820209
no, you... me.... dance off
right here right now!
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>>1820205
>>1820206
oh noooooooes. How will Jon get outta this one?
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>>1820213
...N-now, let see if the paper can cut through the seal now.
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>>1820215
>>1820221
Ah yes. The ancient trial by dance off
>>1820218
I mean, you still have like 9 fingers left. So it';; work eventually
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>>1820235
begin with dance with simple moves, don't want to show off too soon!
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>>1820235
Well, there's no time like the present. Better cut the seals with the paper, and get out of this box.
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>>1820235
If I win, we'll turn you into a vampire but if you win we'll grant you a humane death
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>>1820243
ha! if you lose I stake you in the heart
if I win I stake you through the heart!
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>>1820249
If you stake me my bros will murderize you though
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Rolled 38 (1d50)
>>1820249
>>1820243
Now fellas I think there's somethign fishy bout dem winning conditions
>>1820239
Roll 1d25
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>>1820255
what's fishy about it? seems legit to me.
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Rolled 22 (1d25)
>>1820255
Come ON. Damn these damn seals.
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>>1820255
Actually screw the dancing. But I'll give you a chance. Fight vamp knight 1v1 and if you win we'll back off from the fight
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>>1820267
ha you scared now?
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>>1820272
I know you'll pull some shit like trying to stake me mid-dance off. You hunters are honourless scum like that.
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>>1820267
>>1820272
And so the non-dancing dance off continues
>>1820261
Another failure!
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>>1820278
Jump back and put VK in to duel Jon
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>>1820278
Maybe I need to cut through the seal from the left instead of the right. Give that a shot.
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Rolled 25 (1d50)
>>1820281
"Duel him in what, the dancing? or the fighting?"
>>1820284
Roll 1d25
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Rolled 1 (1d25)
>>1820295
What's going on out there, anyway?
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>>1820295
I'd recommend fighting. Harder for him to catch you unaware with scummy tactics.
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>>1820295
COMMON DAWG DANCE OFF
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>>1820314
you afraid of these skills Suckah!?
you should be!
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>>1820314
I think I can see Broseph through the gap in the box, fighting against that vampire. Since I'm already bleeding, can I use my blood to distract Whitebeard, so that Joseph's bro can use that moment to finish him off?
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>>1820318
>>1820319
Let's ask the dice
Roll 1d10
Evens: Yes
Odds: No
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>>1820330
Looks like he's stunned by my skill turn up the heat! DANCE WISE!
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>>1820330
Put some background music for the fight/dance. In the form of our latest mixtape
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1820330
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>>1820349
Activate Counter
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>>1820349
If cutting the seal from the sides isn't working, try piercing through it with the paper. That must work, hopefully.
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Rolled 36 (1d50)
>>1820352
Ah-ah. He has higher speed. so he acts first.
>>1820356
Roll 1d30
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>>1820363
then what the fuck are we waiting for
?
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>>1820366
He's charging his powers to destroy you
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>>1820371
Then his turn is over
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Rolled 21 (1d30)
>>1820363
(B) Hate Seals
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>>1820371
Sure why not.
By Charging up, VK has increased his Power to 30
>>1820373
The seals are silent.
But if they could they probably would laugh at Wilda
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>>1820377
Activate Counter
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>>1820377
How would they like getting one-inch punch, then? Because I'm going to do that right now.
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Rolled 38 (1d50)
>>1820382
Counter activated
>>1820389
Roll 1d10 to punch the seals with your weak little girl Power
Power bonus: +0
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1820398
Gaaaah!
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>>1820398
While the 2 are fighting brew a potion of infinite nothingness
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>>1820398
awww yeah
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>>1820403
And for his turn...The Vamp knight swings his sword at the ground and....that's it. It's Jon's turn now.
>>1820400
>>1820401
Roll 1d∞
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>>1820415
Look at what the vamp did to the ground
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>>1820415
If it doesn't work brew a potion of one and everything
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>>1820415
COME ON SEAL, JUST BREAK ALREADY. I'VE ALREADY SPENT A ETERNITY INSIDE A BOX, I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND ANOTHER INSIDE ANOTHER BOX!
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>>1820423
That's a big gash
>>1820425
Roll ∞d1
>>1820431
The seal stays silent.
But it'd probably giggle its head off if it had a head. Or the ability to giggle.
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>>1820435
Take the sharp paper, and try one more attempt at tearing the seal off from the inside.
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>>1820435
For you.
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Rolled 37 (1d50)
>>1820438
>>1820437
Roll 1d30
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>>1820445
I'm going to crash this castle with no survivors.
On a real note, let's try something new. Try to brew a potion of restore humanity
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Rolled 22 (1d30)
>>1820445
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>1820435
Go around it and do shining finger
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>>1820451
"Wait, hol up. Restoring humanity?"
>>1820454
>>1820462
Going around it counts as an action.
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>>1820468
Fine go around it
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>>1820468
Don't worry bro, I ain't using it on myself. I just wanna know what kind of effects it has on vampires. So I'll have to find a volunteer.
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>>1820471
AND SO...he cuts another gash into the ground.
>>1820475
"Oh okay then"
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>>1820468Use this built-up rage to force the seal on my forehead off through the sheer force of Loli Anger.
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>>1820480
Nod to bro and brew the potion
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>>1820480
Go around again
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Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>1820483
The runes react to your attempt
>>1820493
And for his turn he cuts up the floor again
>>1820484
Roll 1d100
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>>1820501
go around again
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Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>1820501
Is there a +30 bonus from alchemic knowledge or sumfin?
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>>1820501
Sharpen the paper some more then, and remind to myself to save my fists for Bob's face.
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Rolled 7, 3 = 10 (2d10)
>>1820502
And for his turn he cuts up the floor again, again. Now he has cut up a neat square around him and ran out of floor to slash.
>>1820507
Roll 2d10
>>1820504
Some hard to brew potions have their own bonuses. This one just overrid your +30 bonus. No amtter, by luck you've done it. Probably.
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Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d10)
>>1820509
At this rate, this might be my new weapon.
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>>1820509
One inch punch the ground and see if that loosens the ground to make him fall through.
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>>1820509
Ask if Bub or Brobat want to try out the potion
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1820510
Didn't sharpen it. But at least it didn't cut you
>>1820511
Roll 1d10 against the ground
You have +29 Power
The ground has +30 groundness
>>1820512
"Well, i only got turned just a while ago so I;m not really attatched to this whole vampiire thing yet" says Bub
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1820526
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Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d10)
>>1820526
Rerolling on the paper sharpening.
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>>1820526
So you want to try it out? A word of warning though, I don't know how it will affect you.
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Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d10)
>>1820529
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>>1820534
FUCK, NOT AGAIN
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>>1820528
AND SO THE GROUND IS BROKEN!...And he didn't fall through. Because he can fly. Due to being a vampire.
>>1820532
"Yeah sure, hit me"
>>1820534
>>1820536
And so the paper was sharpened. Sharpened alot.
Wilda is bleeding now.
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>>1820553
Pour potion in Bub's mouth
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>>1820553
Use some more cloth from my clothes to bandage the cuts up, and try to cut the seal with the sharper paper.
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>>1820553
use throwing knives to fuck up his wings
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Rolled 24 (1d50)
>>1820555
woah shit
>>1820561
Roll 1d40
>>1820565
Ah. But it's his turn now.
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>>1820575
Bub?! You aight, cousin?
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>>1820575
better hurry up then!
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Rolled 12 (1d40)
>>1820575
BITCHES GET STITCHES, AND YOU'RE A BITCH-ASS SEAL.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1820577
"I'm not feeling so well" oh jeez he's bleeding everywhere
>>1820579
"Sure"
He will now stab you in the dick.
Roll 1d10
+30 Power him
+29 Power you
>>1820583
Failure yet again
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>>1820589
Oh shit! Put that shit back inside him with blood magic?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1820589
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Rolled 5 (1d40)
>>1820589
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I SAID BITCHES GET STITCHES
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>>1820593
Well, the potion works by expelling the unholy elements from the body, starting with the tainted blood. Then it'll replace it with regular old human bl--OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU FORCE THE BLOOD TO RE-ENTER DURING THE PROCEDURE, JEEEEZUS HIS BODY IS TWISTING AND BREAKING DUE TO THE CONFLICTING ENERGIES HOLY SHIT
>>1820594
Swing blocked
>>1820596
Wow
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>>1820603
where is my counter?
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>>1820603
OH SHIT SORRY BUB
QUICK PULL THE TAINTED BLOOD OUTTA HIM
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>>1820603
...I give up. This fucking seal is a tougher fight than Mark or that Golem ever was. Hopefully Broseph is still alive out there.
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>>1820605
In my basement.
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>>1820603
Is someone dying?
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>>1820609
ooooh no you don't
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>>1820606
>>1820612
Do you dare enter my magical realm?
>>1820608
lol
>>1820611
Bob's cousin, probably
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>>1820620
Fuck, brew a potion of healing and pour it on Bub
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>>1820620
Actually, fuck it, I'll keep trying to cut the seal open. From one of the sides this time.
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>>1820620
I dare!
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>>1820620
Wake Up.
See how Broseph is dealing with the Old Coot.
Bring the Cannons. Just in case.
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Rolled 95, 79 = 174 (2d100)
>>1820624
Quickly now, the current happenings is causing Bub to transform into...something, better heal him quick before that happens
Roll 2d100, first roll is brewing , second is for brewing it fast enough
>>1820629
Well okay. VK got punched for 6 damaage.
>>1820625
Sure it would work this time.
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>>1820641
shining finger!
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Rolled 39, 1 = 40 (2d100)
>>1820641
Oh lordy. No +30 bonus, I assume?
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>>1820641
Like I said, I don't want to be stuck in another box for another lifetime. I need to get out right the fuck now, even if it means through trial and error.
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>>1820649
Oh god bob what have you done
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1820649
>>1820655
Indeed Bob, the fuck man
>>1820645
Roll 1d10
+30 Power VK
+40 u
>>1820653
Sure, go ahead and cut it
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>>1820662
Bub! Can you hear me cousin?!
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Rolled 8 (1d40)
>>1820662
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>>1820662
I roll in the cannons and check on Broseph.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1820662
SHINE FINGAH!
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Rolled 15 (1d50)
>>1820665
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>>1820662
I'm going to pray to Wilda's health to remove that seal on the forehead she mentioned.
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>>1820662
Shit man!!! I hope that Bub don't transform into either a little girl or smiling elf. Worst case he will transform into a My Little Pony horse.
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>>1820681
Take the Seal off of Wilda
"Have a nice Vacation?"
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>>1820681
Prepare to shank the face of whoever's there. If it's the vampire, he'll be stabbed in the face, but if it's Joseph or Broseph, hopefully their masks will protect themselves.
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>>1820681
Bub! Listen to me, I know you can still hear me, deep inside. You gotta focus! Bring your lost consciousness back to the surface!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1820684
>>1820685
"Joseph, that seal is etched onto her forehead, whatcha gonna do, cut off her s----well okay"
>>1820688
Roll 1d10 to make a connection
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1820703
Dammit. Did Whitebeard get murderized?
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>>1820703
Oh, sorry about that Joseph. I got a bit cranky in there.
Also, Broseph, is that old vampire still 'alive'? I got something with his name on it that i need to give him.
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>>1820703
"Well, I don't hear any Suggestions from you, Broseph."
"Also, Ow."
Yeah, where is the old Vampire?
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>>1820703
Go check up on the other party members to see if any need first aid.
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>>1820706
"Yes"
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>>1820718
"Well, that's good. Now how do we get rid of the Seal?"
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>>1820718
Rest in peace old crook. Try to bring out Bub's consciousness with vamp magic
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>>1820718
Say, can't you hand over that head for me? I want to see it pop like a balloon from my mace.
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>>1820727
"I got stabbed in the eye a bit ago. A Little heal would be nice."
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>>1820727
I need my fingers healed up, and I also need someone to heal my forehead after the seal on it is removed.
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>>1820718
did I kill the vamp?
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>>1820726
"sure, here ya go"
>>1820725
CAN BOB SUCCEEEEEEED?
>>1820746
No
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>>1820764
I gotta do it for Bub! Put your everything into it!
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>>1820764
your turn
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>>1820764
Anyway, Horace, can you help remove this seal on my head? Like Broseph was going on about, it needs to be cut off to not have it affect me anymore.
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>>1820779
I'm uh...Pretty sure most of that blood isn't Brosephs.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1820779
"Thanks, Horace"
Meanwhile Joseph keeps bleeding from the eyeball
>>1820773
>>1820777
VK has 11 HP left due to damage and burning
"Very well, since we're busting out specials"
Roll 1d10 for defense
+40 bonus him
+29 youuuuuuu
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1820814
Bwauh-oh
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>>1820814
"So yeah. The seal."
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>>1820814
Dammit Bub! Clear your mind!
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>>1820822
>If he can't, that at least gives her a excuse for a eyepatch.
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>>1820814
I forgot! Jon has a cloak
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1820833
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
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>>1820833
"Specials are fun aren't they?!"
Splitting mountain strike
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>>1820833
try to stop the bleeding in my eyeball.
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>>1820833
Bing bing
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>1820859
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>>1820859
So I don't get to roll? Because I would KILL HIM!?
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>>1820859
Know what? Fuck it.
Roll the Cannon back out to the main Fight.
SHOOT BOB and VK.
"MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAA"
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>>1820859
Bub, are you in pain? What's happening to you? Can you talk?
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>>1820862
Because it's an auto win you retard. Rocky mountain Splitting Wave doesn't have any bonus damage
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>>1820872
:, <
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Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>1820859
"PrayOn, apply directly to the forehead."
"PrayOn. Apply directly to the forehead."
"PrayOn. Apply directly to the forehead..."
>Rolled 146 (1d200)
Was this intended?
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>>1820876
I could use a heal...
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1820869
SUDDENLY JOSEPH INTERRUPTS THE DUEL. HUNTERS HAVE NO HONOR
Also Bob and Joseph roll 1d10
>>1820876
>>1820876
>Was this intended?
Yes
THE SEAL WASN'T REMOVED
>>1820851
Bong bong
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>>1820881
Damn it joseph!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1820881
Oh shit!
Yell out for Brobat to gang up on Jon while trying to dodge the cannonball
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1820881
Fuck your Duel.
I lost my Honor when I Lost my eye
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>>1820881
I thought it was a cooperative thing, Host. You said for me AND Horace to roll for it, implying we had to work together.
>>
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>>1820881
Did VK have another special?
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>>1820881
>>1820897
Maybe he'll change his mind if I employ the dreadedfanart___against him!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1820889
All i did was say "Roll 1d100" though. And normally that jsut means whoever's higher. Which in this case don';t matttaaa
>>1820886
>>1820884
THE CANNONSS HIT BOB!
BOB HAS 5/15 HP LEFT!
AND DUE TO THIS, THE DUEL BETWEEN VK AND JON IS OVER! AND SINCE THE BATTLE HAS ENDED, JON'S DRUGS HAS RUN OUT ITS EFFECTS AND HIS WIL AND POWER RETURNS TO NORMAL!
AS PER BOB's COMMAND, BROBAT NOW ATTACKS JON!
Jon roll 1d10
Jon has +14 Power
Brobat has +20 Power
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>>1820913
Ow fuck
Check up on how Bub's doing
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>>1820913
Well, can't we roll again to get it removed, or will this end up like that box seal situation?
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>>1820913
Intercept the attack.
also didn't the cannonballs each deal 10 Damage? ANd there were 4 cannons
Also Also didn't I ask to hit VK and Bob?
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>>1820913
Thanks you stupid fuck joseph
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>>1820921
>>1820925
hmm, maybe. To roll again against 146 or to roll a new roll completely, what to dooo
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1820913
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>>1820930
Ey I didnt know OP would change Cannon mechanics midgame
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>>1820936
It aint about cannons, it's about interrupting a duel. If you jsut attacked normally it would still be the same.
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>>1820936
It interupted my duel which mean battles over! Which means my buffs are gone! Which means you are tanking blow in the ass!
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>>1820933
Fucking amazing
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>>1820932
>>1820943
Former if we get to combine our rolls, latter if we can not.
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>>1820943
I'm gonna need a revive. Please
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>>1820945
I mean TECHNICALLY It was a Danceoff.
Which then turned INTO a Duel.
Of which said Danceoff was just supposed to be a Distraction...But uh...Sorry? I guess?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1820945
>Which means you are tanking blow in the ass!
Joseph was about to interrupt Brobat's attack normally, but then Jon pushes Joseph down so Brobat's attack would go straight into Joseph's ass instead.
>>1820952
>>1820943
Let's see:
1: Roll against 146 with your rolls combined
2: New roll with different parameters
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>>1820966
Oh shit he said sorry...
Well ok I forgive you....
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>>1820970
Wow hes bleeding at both ends!
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>>1820970
Oh this gay motherfucker
Trigger Titanium Body, and Motion for Brobat to Come at me.
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>>1820970
Beast screech at them
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>>1820970
All that penetration. Yikes
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>>1820980
Now that's just Low.
Even for you.
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Rolled 93 (1d200)
>>1820977
"Come at you? Ey bro. You're obviously into bukkae and I aint gonna sastify yo fetish"
>>1820987
And so...Bob used foul vampire magic to...direct Joseph's ass blood staight into Jon's mouth
It was pretty gross.
ew
>>1820985
Yikes indeed
Oh and Wilda and Horace roll 1d100 again, this time imma combine both rolls.
The throw them in the trash
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>>1821016
Gross
Move away from the blood and get Horace to heal Jon.
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>>1821020
As Broseph heads back into the main room, he sees the spectacle of Joseph bleeding on both ends and his ass blood is flowing right into Jon's mouth.
>>1821020
>>1821022
Horace fails to remove the seal yeat again
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>>1821036
Come on, give it another shot!
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>>1821036
This is getting sad
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>>1821036
Check Bub's condition
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>>1821036
Going afk for a bit
Be back tonight pacific time.
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>>1821036
"Fucker, You were the one who did this. And I'm the gay one?"
Slash at Brobat.
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>>1821059
Diagnostics check in progress
(I missed a thread. No idea.)
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1821040
>>1821065
"Nigga I aint the one who suddenly juts his butt out to block an attack"
Roll 1d10
Joseph +15 Power
Brobat +20 Power
>>1821043
Well he's silent at the moment
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Rolled 5 (1d15)
>>1821079
"The Helmet closing over your eyes? He kicked me into that."
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>>1821079
Say, Horace, you still happen to have a Power potion? I might be literally as strong as a normal little girl right now, but I do remember how to ground smash and one-inch smash, I think.
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>>1821079
I gotta bring him to master Mark. Gang! We gotta retreat!
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>>1821079
>>1821059
>>1821093
"I should. I'll have to check my inventory though."
>>1821068
"Understood."
[You didn't do much besides adventuring with your party. At the end of last thread you were going to try a dungeon bypass to meet up with us or get into the boss room first, I'm not sure if you have yet.]
[From the looks of it, I guess you have.]
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>>1821094
>>1821088
As Brobat blocks Joseph's attack, The notorious goblin vampire assassin One-Eyed Scrooge, whom everyone didn't noticed up til now due to him being so short, throws a smoke bomb to cover the escape of the vamps.
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>>1821113
Carry Bub to the inner sanctum with Brobat and VK
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>>1821113
It sounds like the vampires are being pussies. Guess I don't need to get involved right now. Still, get back my mace, and return to the others of the party in the main room.
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>>1821113
THROW A PULLBACK ATTACK INTO THE VAMPS SMOKE AND PULL BACK SOME VAMP AT RANDOM.
"Fucker, I ain't done with you yet!"
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Rolled 2, 9, 2 = 13 (3d10)
>>1821123
So now.
Joseph roll 1d10
Bob also roll 1d10 while the other 3 also rolls
Whoever gets the lowest is pulled back
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1821130
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1821130
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>>1821133
And they turned right back into your face, Joseph.
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Rolled 137 (1d200)
>>1821126
Trying to take another crack at seal removal eh?
You new combination allows you to Roll 1d200
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>>1821133
fuck i guess they didn't turn very far
WAIT THIS IS AN ATTACK ROLL
Can I reroll that as a 1d15 , OP?
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>>1821142
Let's flip a coin shall we.
Heads or Tails?
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>>1821147
Heads.Like the head of the Damn Vampire I'm going to take off.
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>>1821161
I'm sure you can handle it yourself, Horace. It would hurt if I tried to assist myself.
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>>1821135
EY wait a minute
Why are you talking shit when you couldn't get out of a box?
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>>1821183
Because I also manage to kill a Elder Vampire when he was going all out. Besides, I was restricted in my strength due to the seal on my forehead.
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>>1821191
That doesn't change the fact that you got stuck in a boxyou have damaged my fragile masculinity and I will retaliate with the most simple and stupid insult I can think of
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>>1821194
I would like to see you escape from a box when you're as strong as a actual child, Joseph.
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>>1821197
But you had that paper or whatever it was you stabbed me with
Why didn't you use that to break out
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>>1821204
I was trying to, that's why you got stabbed in the face, because I was trying to cut the seal that kept it closed through the small gaps in the box.
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>>1821208
But Trying and Doing aren't the same things, are they?
You had the better of...however long you were there. To cut yourself out.
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TFW The only times we have intelligent conversations are when OP Leaves, and even then, It's a push to be called Intelligent
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>>1821214
Just trust me, that seal was made of tougher stuff than Mark, and that's a fact.
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>>1821221
Fine, Fine. I mean, Course they wouldn't just stick an Eldritch Horror in a normal box with a lock, and hope that it Doesn't get out.
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OP is dead so imma head to bed
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>>1821220More like intercharacter banter. Still,
where is OP, anyway?
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>>1821275I Dunno. Bet his basement Flooded.
Hey Guys, Question.
Does OP Hate Discords, or has it just never come to Mind?
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Shift is over. I am back and you guys should check his twitter.
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>>1821291
He said nothing there, so we're still waiting here.
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Nothing on his twitter says thread over...
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>>1821296
Again, we can wait. Surely he'll return in time.
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Woops
Okay so
I may have passed out back there
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>>1821450
RIP.
So was the seal removed?
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>>1821450
>pic
Hey wait a second...
>I may have passed out back there
I feel you bro.
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>>1821480
Nice.
So was it heads or Tails?
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>>1821480
It required a 137+ roll to remove, and Horace rolled a 172, so I think the seal's removed.
Also you now understand the pain I felt when I fell unconcious two threads back.
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>>1821488Now you only have to understand the pain of keeping updated on both a Benevolent Bank Match, and a NAP thread.
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>>1821503
>and a NAP thread
I mean, OP did take a nap.
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>>1821518Payday 2.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>1821486
It was:
1: Tails: nah
2: Heads: Yeah roll 1d15
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>>1821533
The tables are literally spinning at this rate!
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>>1821533
Congrats
You managed to reel in Bub
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>>1821537Most of them are Meh, But with Ult Edition, new players don't really have a choice.
Chivalry pack was good tho
Sweet, WE have a vamp hostage now.
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>>1821542
Can I pick which one I Reel in, since I rolled above every roll?
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>>1821546
I think whatever it is, it is not something as simple as a 'vampire'.
>>1821542
So, with the seal removed from my forehead, I'll go get my old mace from the storage room, in addition to whatever else is within said room.
>>1821551
OP said whoever rolled lowest gets pulled back, but since two of them rolled the same number, I'm sure that both of them should've been pulled back instead of one.
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>>1821551
No. Your roll was just to see if you succeeded or not.
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>>1821560
Aw, Ok.
Clunk him above the head to send him into unconsciousness.
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>>1821558
Wilda found: a dumb hat
>>1821577
clonked
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>>1821597
Trade hats with Broseph to get a actual top hat, instead of this abomination on top of me right now.
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>>1821597
"Alright, Let's go Lads!"
Retreat with the other Hunters back to the Hideout
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>>1821612
Can't he use his hobo magic or whatever to make it a actual tophat, or is that exclusive to him?
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>>1821618
What if we go lock up bub, Then go look for your REAL hat?
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>>1821618
Broseph heeds your request and used his hobo magic to turn his hat into a top hat
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>>1821622
But I need a temporary replacement until I get that hat back. Thankfully your bro made it a good hat, so we can head back to base for a moment.
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>>1821625
Flip Wilda's new hat rightside up, Then go back to the Hideout with the other Hunters.
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>>1821633
Wait hol up
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>>1821638
Repeat what you did, and then we can head back to base.
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>>1821638
Turn it so the Big hole part of the hat is holding Wilda's Head.
Then go back to the Hideout with the other Hunters, and Bub, the new Prisoner, in Tow.
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>>1821650
>Big hole part of the hat is holding Wilda's Head.
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>>1821649
but if I turned it rightside up again He'd just use the first Image again
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>>1821659
No, Silly. Like this.
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>>1821674
Smash the fuck thinking he can steal my hat.
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>>1821679
>>1821681
what stuff
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>>1821684
Know what, Wilda can put her hat on herself.
I go with Bub, the new Prisoner, To the Hideout.
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>>1821684
Wilda's mace, hat, and any other stuff Bob's party stole. What room are we in anyways?
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>>1821684
Put the hat back on, and head back to HQ for a quick moment to resupply and prepare for the boss fight. Hopefully someone is willing to stand guard here so that new mooks don't respawn.
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>>1821688
Oh those. Yeah. Bob's cronies are the ones who have them
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>>1821709
fug. Where'd they run off to?
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>>1821709
We have cash to spare. Shake our coin purse to see if we can get the Merchant over here.
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>>1821717
what if
and get this
what if
we go to HIM? And Secure the Prisoner?
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>>1821723
That is also a fair option. Let do that.
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>>1821714
The inner chambers, where Walter and Mark lies. The real boss room.
The big room the hunters are currently in is the sub-boss room.
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>>1821732
We go and Secure the Prisoner, at the Hideout,
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>>1821741
>>1821734
And so Broseph was left back here to guard the progress
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>>1821747
With that, we can return to base to get supplied for the boss fight with Mark (again), Walter, and Bob's band of bastards.
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>>1821747
To the Hideout! Also OP, am I still a https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoY66lqmcYA
Or have I patched myself up over the course of this time?
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>>1821758
Well let's see.
Heads or tails?
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>>1821769
I Feel like Heads is still the best Option
Also, You Didn't make a joke about Joseph becoming a string of Numbers and Letters? I'm Dissapointed, OP.
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>>1821777
>heads
Joseph continues to bleed from the eye
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>>1821787
At least It's not gay.
Ok, Now back to the Base.
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>>1821787
Since my 'full' power is back, and how I'm wearing a top hat, I'll see if I can warp to the Hunter Merchant through the top hat I sold him a couple of threads ago.
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>>1821814
Hey there, can I buy some stuff?
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>>1821814
"Ey! We're Back! We got Wilda Back! Also a Vampire....Thing. Do we have Prison Cells, or something?"
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>>1821821
"Sure, what do you want?"
>>1821822
"I have that cage over there"
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>>1821841
"That works."
Put Bub in the cage, and Lock the cage. With me outside of the cage, and bub inside of it.
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>>1821841
Well, what do you have to offer to a little girl in terms of equipment and goods? Also, where do I report the fact that the Hunters' golem that they sent us caused me to be kidnapped for a while?
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>>1821847
>>1821857
"Well, hats, maces, knives, candies, cookies, e--what was that about the golem?"
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>>1821866
"yeah, The Golem Kinda...Went Berserk on Wilda. And By Berserk, I mean Challenge to a Duel, Lose said Duel, Come back later and team up with the Vampires to try and kill Wilda....Yeah, It's kinda fucked."
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>>1821866
You know, the one that we gave away to the adventurers after my party agreed that it was unsafe to be around because it kept trying to murder me? Well, it got a new body, and it assisted the vampires in kidnapping me and stealing my stuff. While Joseph and his brother helped to free me from them, they still have my fancy mace and my fancier hat.
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>>1821881
>>1821880
"Hmmm. Faulty product, I see. Complaints noted. Will send for a recall soon"
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>>1821866
>>1821880
>>1821881
"It's true. I can testify. Golem has a blood vendetta on Wilda and thinks he's too dangerous to keep around. He thinks she's so dangerous, he's willing to work with the vampires and sold off Wilda to Bob's party in exchange for not ganking us when they stunned us. He then threw in Oswell as a bonus because he was asleep at the time and he didn't to take care of him."
"I've sort of been keeping him in contact with him to see if we could work out a solution, but he's very dogmatic about this. He's willing to at least leave us mostly alone while he's with the other party."
>>
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>>1821889
"So uh...Anything new in Stock?"
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>>1821898
>>1821891
"Yes, noted. Joining forces with vampires is a grave sin within our order. There's no "enemy of my enemy is my friend" here. An enemy of my enemy will still be my enemy. We don't work with vampires, even when there's a greater evil at work. That just means there's 2 evils that needs to be destroyed. Working or joining up with vampires is terrible enough, but then to actively harm other hunters would mean you are now a traitor. Hopefully none of you did that."
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>>1821922
...So, who's up for some awkward silence? Heh?
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>>1821922
"Question. Would Holding a Vampire Hostage and demanding Ransom be counted as Joining Forces with Vampires?"
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>>1821933
"Anyway, what are ya looking for?"
>>1821943
"Of course not. Now, getting buddy buddy with one and then sending some random people to kill other hunters, now that's joining forces. But I;m sure you wonn't do that"
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>>1821952
"Why would I do that? that's stupid. Anyways, Got any Masks, or Axe Upgrades?"
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>>1821922
>>1821952
>>1821915
>>1821933
I'll let the party bask in awkward silence for a bit.
"...Our team's history has been... tenuous at best. Take Gar for instance. I wonder how he's doing."
"Mind, I still think there's a chance for Golem. He's doing most of this because as he stated, he doesn't want to deal with 'bureaucracy' or delays, so he thinks this is the most expedient path. In other words, he's a loose cannon. Possibly literally."
>>1821933
I'll keep our answers vague enough to avoid incriminating the rest.
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>>1821952
...Yeah. Since I'm planning on nicking back my better gear back from the vampires, what do you have to offer me in upgrades outside of Maces and Hat Upgrades?
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>>1821955
"Sure. I can give you a new mask that would increase your max health. But you'll lose the Will bonus of the current mask. Or maybe I can just reinforce your current one, the HP increase would be less than the new mask though. Regarding your axe. I could fetch you a new one that does more damage, but it will have a lower chance to decapitate"
>>1821962
"Well, due to this whole kidnapping debacle, you should invest in some hidden weapons to use in emergencies. Or I can just make upgrades to your robe"
>>1821957
"noted"
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>>1821990
"Er...What was the Will bonus Currently? And What are the values of these HP bonuses?"
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>>1821990
How much would it cost to convert this old mace to be a 'hidden weapon', and what do you have to offer in upgrades for my robes?
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>>1821990
I'll go check up on the Father Priest and see how his prayer blockage solution is coming along.
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>>1821990
>Assess if the story would get sidetracked if you did something
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>>1822008
"Without your current mask, the one that your brother gave you, your special will become 8 and your will 6. The new mask would give a bonus of 8 HP. While reinforcing will give you 3"
>>1822010
"Making it into a collapsible mace would cost about...12 gold. And as for the robes, I can make line it with more armor to increase your total HP, or make it lighter so your speed will get a boost"
>>1822020
Sure, you do that
>>1822032
Depends on what you do
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>>1822047
"And how much would it be to Reinforce it?
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>>1822047
How much money do we have to spare for this stuff, and do you have any other options for the robes upgrade?
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>>1822056
"4 Gold"
>>1822062
Party currently as 26 gold
"Well, perhaps I can give it some passive buffs"
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>>1822067
"4 Gold Ain't that Bad. I'll take it."
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>>1822067
Like what kinds of passive buffs, Merch'?
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>>1822074
"Come to think of it, What's a good ransom amount for a Vampiric Abomination?"
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>>1822071
Ding. Party now has 22 Gold
>>1822074
"Anything ranging from better loot finding chance, a chance to avoid a death blow, a chance that sometimes you'd deal more damage than normal, having it be to slick too grapple to prevent future kidnappings, better rolls on random things, yadda yadda"
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>>1822098
How much would each of those cost? Also, while I'm thinking of that, I'll buy the mace upgrade, so that I have a back-up weapon when I'm missing my actual weapon.
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>>1822098
Nice.
Re-Equip Mask.
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>>1822116
Total HP has been raised to 20
>>1822111
"About 4 each. So collapsible mace it is then."
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>>1822122
"You have any Idea how much we should set the ransom at, Merchant?"
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>>1822122
In addition to the linen that somehow makes me find better loot and random things. With the 2 coins left over, I would like to buy a tophat for me to wear until I get my actual hat back, where I would sell the former hat back to you. Sounds fair?
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>>1822123
"At least 500. I mean, this thing's pretty rare."
>>1822131
"Sure"
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>>1822139
For some reason, I can sense a dead snake getting erect over what you said. In any case, I'll buy what I said I would buy.
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Oh shite. I gotta go and take my borther to college. be back in a few hourse. Bye
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>>1822148
>borther
What's a borther, and why does it need to be taken to college?
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Unit online.
What's happening?
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I
AM
ALLLIIIIIIVVVEEE
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>>1822139
Give me an update. What floor are we on?
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>>1822294
I am talking to the 2 NPC's
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>>1822261
Golem is no where near what is happening. Golem is in a separate area with 2 NPCs
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Ay where the fuck am I?
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>>1822302
I think You are in the room where most of the Hunters are negotiating for better equipment
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Yo merchant, anything I can do with this cursed sword? It's whispering anti-semetic stuff into my ears while I sleep.
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>>1822268
BTW what happen to the Cat costume head? I am the guy who suggested Loli wear it at the begining of the thread
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>>1821889
>"Hmmm. Faulty product, I see. Complaints noted. Will send for a recall soon"
hey
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>>1822316
There was a cat costume? Where?
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>>1821922
>but then to actively harm other hunters would mean you are now a traitor.
Objection! I did not harm hunters!
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>>1822325
So what am I, then?
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>>1822301
Yeah, I'm aware.
I'm standing proud and still looking important. Now just waiting for OP
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>>1822123
nigga the fuck
stop failing rolls
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>>1822328
Abomination. I thought we sorted it all out already terms wise?
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>>1822334
So you dehumanise a fellow hunter just to justify the attempted murder and successful kidnapping of them? You truly are faulty.
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>>1822341
You can't dehumanise something which isn't human
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>>1822344
Says the souless machine whose miscoded programming leads it to a criminal's definition of insanity. Why can't you accept what I do shows what you think I am is wrong?
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>>1822344
How are you talking to Little Girl?
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>>1822355
If I can rip off one of Golem's shoulders, O can make another cannon hat...
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>>1822355
Also, did no one notice we could level up in the OP image?
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>>1822367
...fuck, really?
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>>1822291
Are ya though.
Are really
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>>1822376
ayy
level us up, OP
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>>1822376
LEVEL UP PLEASE SIRE
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>>1822375
...Maybe
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>>1822380
>>1822381
>>1822386
Yes, congrats. Took you this long to notice.
>>1822294
"6th"
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>>1822398
Nigga I just got here.
I have an excuse unlike those schmucks.
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>>1822398
oh, I've been gone at work, OP
also ye
I just got here
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>>1822398
Can I level up?
what is my current location?
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>>1822398
I thought Golem + 2 NPC and other Hunters are on different floors according to the OP.
Fuck it! Golem find other the other hunters on floor
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>>1822388
Seems like that logic doesn't include any inclusion about if the someone is a vampire. Is this why you helped them out?
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>>1822414
well they are on different floors.
The golem and NPCs are on the 6th floor. The hunters are currently at the outpost, which is in a clocktower
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>>1822403
Other Joseph, You Live!
Now all of the poor decisions aren't going to be blamed entirely on me!
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>>1822404
Of course.
Party now has 0 gold.
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>>1822422
OP, how can we get back Wilda's cannon hat?
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>>1822425
Kill Brobat.
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>>1822422
LEVEL UP1
E
V
E
L
U
P
!
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So next order of action after levelups is to get dosh?
How about that Ransom, Lads?
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>>1822442
I say we do the ransom after we fight the boss. Don't want to make the fight there tougher for us, do we?
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>>1822442
Can we take a look at what Bub turned into first? He looks rather unique.
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So anyway. Party now has a higher max stat limit. Pls wait while I rearrange the stat bars
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>>1822449
so do I get an upgrade or what
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>>1822464
I dunno, what do the other hunters think
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>>1822470
He can have the upgrade I guess
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>>1822470
I mean, he isn't a part of our party anymore, he's a part of the Kingslayers, and this level up is for the vampire hunters only.
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>>1822470
He DID attack a party member and team with the enemy....nah.
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>>1822470
How can a Robot level up from fighting?
He needs new components to advance himself
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>>1822483
>Sahd.
I'm starting to think they don't like me very much
I wonder why
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>>1822483
I'll take 2 in Power, and 2 in Speed. What is Special about special, anyway? Like, what can it do?
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>>1822471
>>1822482
He's a special robot. He probably advances his skill. He's done it before.
I'm personally ambivalent because he's no longer with our party and is with the Kingslayers now, and has dubious trustworthiness amongst the hunters. However, he does seem to be trying and has been with our party in the past, sort of.
>>1822483
>>1822485
RIP Golem.
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>>1822483
Four into power, or two into power and two into will to counteract Bob's cheesy shit
god damn it
What does other Jojoseph think? I think 4 strength is the way to go, that's our niche
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>>1822483
Unless Other Joseph has another Idea, I saw Joseph puts all 4 points into power.
We maxed health, and Joseph isn't about speed.
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>>1822494
See, even person who was in the box doesn't really complain about my decisions.
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>>1822489
Special is mostly for attacks that targets Will. Usually those don't do direct damage but infers malus
>>1822494
Ah but Oswell has the super duper "specialization is gay" button. Do you dare to presss it
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>>1822483
4 Speed. It's my only real defense from getting near insta-killed.
I still need to check up with Father Priest.
>pic
Is that an image of Hunter Merchant running off with our money?
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>>1822503
Ah fuck it let me press the button
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>>1822502
Eyyyyyy
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>>1822504
It's his money now.
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>>1822503
Four into power, boss
we confirm
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>>1822507
BUT IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!
Remember...like the commercial.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1822513
WHOOOOOO
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>>1822515
You ain't going to get a girlfriend with those low rolls, Oswell.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1822518
So basically roll a 10-sided coin, then?
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>>1822517
What happened to my ghost waifu anyways?
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>>1822522
Still there. But because Oswell is rarely active, so is the ghost.
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>>1822522
You just haven't summoned her yet.
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>>1822528
'Course not.
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>>1822528
If you want to hang with muh ghost waifu that's cool.
Just gotta ask.
OP how do I summon my ghost waifu?
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>>1822530
Because it would mean that its soul would be transferred into my being, destroying who she was to become just more of me?
Or is it because it implies /ll/, and so would cause the ghost police to come and arrest her?
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>>1822530
OP, how are the abilities we get based on? What kind of weapons we get and our stats?
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Oh and update
>>1822531
>OP how do I summon my ghost waifu?
A very complex and elobrate ritual:
Put "Summon ghost waifu" in your post.
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>>1822534
Summon ghost waifu
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>>1822533
Yes. Why the ass would I give Horace power skills for example.
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>>1822537
Because you want to be cruel?
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>>1822537
I see, so if I get a new sub weapon like the shield or cleaver, I'll get skills based off of that
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>>1822536
Anyway.
Now what was that about transfering Special into Will
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>>1822546
I would like to transfer 5 Specials into Will, please~
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>>1822551
Boop. Right now we're done yes. Nothing else to do, yes.
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>>1822534
Also, since I'm in the mood to make some jokes, here's some crudely made 'fanart'.
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>>1822553
Let's move the plot forward, then
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>>1822553
Leave a "IOU 1 Level-Up" next to Jon, OP.
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>>1822556
kek
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>>1822566
I dunno. What does Golem think?
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So guys, Dosh quest now? Or boss?
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>>1822574
>If we can get Golem aboard, I'm all for doing the boss now.
same
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So what are you nerds doing
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>>1822588
First, let's admire all our hats.
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>>1822588
I wanna fight the boss
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>>1822590
>>1822592
>>1822594
>>1822596
Yes, sure. hats admired.
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>>1822599
alright, let's head to the boss room now
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>>1822599
Come on lets go fight the damn boss
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>>1822601
>>1822604
The penetrating Prayer Spear is 50% completomundo
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>>1822608
>penetrating Prayer Spear
Sounds neat
BOSS
O
S
S
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>>1822614
Somewhat. I think there might be something worth investigating there.
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>>1822609
>>1822612
>>1822614
>>1822615
And so the hunters returns to the Living Room.
OH SHIT IT'S A MID BOSS
Oh wait not, it's just Broseph
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>>1822570
>I dunno. What does Golem think?
grocery shoppinggimme a sec
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>>1822630
Broseph holy shit
You dual wield?
Can you teach me that?
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>>1822632
He's been doing that since the first time the party met him.
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>>1822630
Sup Broseph.
...you want a handkerchief or something?
You look like shit.
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>>1822634
oh I see
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>>1822574
>c'man Golem, now's your chance
It's always important to stock groceries before important fight
>>1822574
>If we can get Golem aboard, I'm all for doing the boss now.
can I kill Wilda afterwards?
>>1822630
I guess I can't level up now anymore
proceed to boss killing with Horsefucker and Merc. Before other party will reach us
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>>1822633
"Waves after waves of dolls in an effort to retake the room and turn it into the mid-boss area again"
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>>1822642
Well, good thing you were here then.
To the Boss Room?
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>>1822642
That means that they have less dolls to throw at us. Let me check the coffin that I saw last thread first before we head in to fight the boss.
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>>1822642
Broseph, you ready to take on the boss with us?
Can you teach me any more skills before we fight Walter?
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>>1822642
Ay you wanna fuck up the actual boss with us?
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>>1822644
Forgot my name, sorry.
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>>1822644
The coffins were where Walter and Mark sleeps. So they're actually inside the inner chambers.
>>1822646
"Well, what skill do you want? Perhaps the tornado move that Wilda learned"
>>1822639
The other party is already there.
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>>1822639
I'm guessing elements of this are in-character.
>It's always important to stock groceries before important fight
True.
>can I kill Wilda afterwards?
"That's up to Wilda if she's willing to accept another duel that supposedly settles this once and for all for the 4th-5th time.
>>1822608
"If you want help on that then I have to check up with Father Priest once he finishes the penetrating Prayer Spear."
>>1822570
>>1822639
>I guess I can't level up now anymore
You could still ask.
>>1822642
"Glad to know you held this in the meantime, thanks Broseph."
Perform any heals on the rest and do any checkup calls to see how the other sides are doing or if they need any help.
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>>1822652
That one sounds cool, what does it do again?
But I was gonna ask about a parry technique on a successful block if possible
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>>1822652
Ooooh. Well, guess we're ready to fight the boss, then.
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>>1822652
>The other party is already there.
Hello fellow Hunters. I see you got abomination back.
Bad decision.
>>1822659
>"Hey Golem, you're late! Again!"
Wanna this fresh bun? Just out of bakery.
>>1822654
>"That's up to Wilda if she's willing to accept another duel that supposedly settles this once and for all for the 4th-5th time.
You'll interfere anyway, why bother.
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>>1822661
I see that the robot who assisted in my kidnapping is also back. What the hell do you want?
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>>1822655
"Spin around and hit a bunch of enemies"
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>>1822662
you dropped your name
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>>1822663
Yeah, that sounds awesome, Broseph
Teach me that then we'll face the boss
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>>1822662
Mostly kill you. But I guess it won't be feasible in current situation, so switching to regular vampire hunter procedures.Until I get a better chance
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>>1822663
Sounds like a bad rip oof of my patented original technique, "The Spinning Blades of No GF".
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>>1822666
>Wouldn't he know who I am from my ID, anyway?
I guess Satan.
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>>1822667
"Mostly kill you" he says, right in front of his new allies. I thought it was already clear who is in the right, Golem.
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>>1822661
>You'll interfere anyway, why bother.
"I'd only interfere to keep someone from dying. I'd do it for both sides."
>>1822663
>>1822654
While we're on the subject of mentors giving us advice on not to die. I'll give Father Priest and Horatio a call to see if they have any suggestions for how to deal with having the amount of HP on par with a baseline vampire, speed a decent number of enemies match, and being the target people try ganking.
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>>1822673
That would imply that I kept that as a secret.
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>>1822675
You're squishy.
Dump more points into speed and have a tough homie run defense for you.
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>>1822665
>>1822670
"Well it's simple, hold your weapon out and start spinning, then using..[insert explanation here]...and you're done"
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>>1822685
ALRIGHT!
Let's face that boss now
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>>1822685
Please put Horace down, you might one-shot him.
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>>1822685
Say, can't you teach me the way of Teammate Tornado? You clearly know how to do so, given how you swung Oswell around like a ragdoll.
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>>1822687
supporting
RIP AND TEAR
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>>1822685
>>1822675
>>1822631
>>1822639
>>1822661
>Wanna this fresh bun? Just out of bakery.
"What bakery was it from? Also neat, I didn't even know you went grocery shopping earlier."
>>1822679
>>1822681
"Yeah."
>>1822686
As it being in their party now, yeah. Destruction, maybe.
>>1822688
"Oswell, that's not me, that's you."
"Could you put him down, Broseph?"
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>>1822697
>"Oswell, that's not me, that's you."
I could swear I saw a feather in the hat.
Whatever the case
BOSS
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>>1822697
>"What bakery was it from? Also neat, I didn't even know you went grocery shopping earlier."
Poak's Super Buns.
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>>1822702
Give me a break, he just swung me around the damn room.
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>>1822689
"Well it's simple, you just need to be able to lift that particular team mate up enough that you can swing em around. But be warned, this skill will also damage the person your swinging around if you actually managed to hit something"
>>1822702
Horace's attire is also mostly black too
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AND THEN THE PARTY TRAVERSED INTO THE LAIR OF THE BOSS OF THE 6TH FLOOR
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>>1822712
I think someone is impatient
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>>1822707
Wouldn't it also cause their damage bonus to be applied to my attack, however? Anyway, if they're here, I want to check on what the Kingslayers have to say before we move forward.
Also, was it not for the white trims and relgious cross, Horace would be mistaken for a goth for all the black he has on.
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>>1822714
Only slightly.
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>>1822717
toilet is third door on the left
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>>1822712
"Calm down"
>>1822716
"Basically, it acts like a combo except it also damages the other guy"
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>>1822724
But I wanna rip and teeeaaaarrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!
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>>1822724
So it's a combo that doesn't count as a combo, but damages a teamate involved in it. Got it.
Also, ghost lady, wanna tag along with me for this upcoming fight, or is your Schrodinger's relationship with Oswell make you unable to do so?
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>>1822731
Now that. That sounds like a plan Jo!
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>>1822727
"Calm down now little Oswell"
This was the first time a woman has touched Oswell.
Well a ghost woman, but it gotta count for something. Does it?
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>>1822737
...Okay I can wait a minute.
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>>1822739
His mom doesn't count.
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>>1822737
H-hey, don't you know headpats are lewd, lady?!
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>>1822745
Shush. She knows what she's doing.
Besides, you're too young for this...I think?
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>>1822745
"Oh. My bad then"
And Oswell never got any headpats ever again.
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>>1822749
Can my demon sword console me?
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>>1822749
Check if the Kingslayers are going to join us in fighting the vampire elders. If they're not, let continue on to fight the good fight.
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>>1822753
bout as dead as my ghost waifu
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>>1822749
How much time left till my AI get's recalled?If it ever happens
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>>1822750
"Yeah. Sucks....Anyway, I'm not a racist. But the Jews have had a long history of being exiled. Now I ain't saying nothing racist. But there's gotta be a reason they get exiled so much. Ya know. Probably behavioral problems, know what Im saying. Just a thought. Ya know, jsut a thought. Nothing racist. Just. Ya know."
>>1822756
>If it ever happens
Oh so yer asking for it now huh
>>1822752
"Sure why not" answered the adventurers
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>>1822760
Let's fight the boss then
pass through the fog gates
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>>1822760
Anti-Semitic Sword Chan, do you got any sweet special abilities?
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>>1822760
>"Yeah. Sucks....Anyway, I'm not a racist. But the Jews have had a long history of being exiled. Now I ain't saying nothing racist. But there's gotta be a reason they get exiled so much. Ya know. Probably behavioral problems, know what Im saying. Just a thought. Ya know, jsut a thought. Nothing racist. Just. Ya know."In any case, let go fight the elders.
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>>1822764
>playstation buttons
DISGUSTING
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>>1822766
I was planning on using Joseph for the Teammate Tornado, but that statement made me change my mind. I know who to use now.
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>>1822760
>Oh so yer asking for it now huh
well, I was kinda ready for that for awhile now. Not that I can postpone it. Mostly a question about how much of a quest time I have left.
If Hunters' HQ will use Golem AI Incorporated services, I have few months I think
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>>1822769
You're the only AI we're using, so technically that's just your services.
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>>1822766
See, this is why Oswell has no gf. Playstation gets all the bitches. Bitches love Playstation. As attested by our great prophet, Chad Warden.
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>>1822772
For a moment I thought you were going to sayTodd Howard.
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>>1822772
Hey, I'm not arguing PS superiority nowadays...
but the 360 shits all over the PS3.
FIGHT ME CHAD!
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>>1822775
W̸̢͍̼̭̖̫̠̬̍͛̎͒͂͜͞E͙͔̤̖͇͖̓̽̔̓̓̓͞͞ Ḓ̡͍̩̟̺͊̏̈͌͢͜Ŏ̴̞͇̭̩͈͐̇͗͠ N̢͎̻̣̥͍̹͙̺̐̉̏̀̚Ǒ̷̗̰͔̠͎̘̻͎̃̌́́̃͛̉̔͜͡T̵̨͙̠̤͎̪͐͗̓͌̃̓̃̚͝ͅ S̵̠̥͎̟͍͇͆͋͑̉̓̚P̧̳̮̳͖̭̄̽̾́͗̄͒̍̉E̴̢̛͈͉͎͕̤̬͒͋͋́͘͟͠ͅĄ̶̹̮̙̭͚̬̳̤̻̉͒̓͂̆͛̇̓́K̠̗̻̺͎͉̇̋̌̒͌ͅ O̡̝̗̻̠̰̰̬͆̈́̂̍͞F̮̻͈̜̞̄̌̀̂̇̀͘ T͍̻̳̮̟̘̱́́̏͒͊̽̋͝H̥̫͓̙͈̹̮͈̩͔̆̾͌̒̎̐̑͗̚E̴̗̯͓͖͕̾̆͊͐̑̈̾́͝͡ T̡̢̡̛͈̮̩̻̘̻̀̇͊́̚͢͝R͓̯͈̬̠̝̜̗͂̀̐̀̇̚͘͠U̷͉̬̖̘͚̰̺͈̠̙͌̆̊͐͌̈́͂͝Ę̮͓̬̭͎͒͗̒̃̇̇͂̀̾͠ Ň͉͙̙̮̠̘̂̊͛̏̍̍͛̑͟͠Ạ̷̡̛̹̳̠͓̼͆͋͋̄̏͐M̧̝̳̺̯̹̫̄́̃̈̐̈̑̿̚͜͟ͅĘ̡̻̟͖̂͐̇̂͞ͅ Ō̜͓̹̙̬̼̦̜̙̱̃̿̚͞F͈̘̮̤̳̥̬̜̊͌̀͑͊̽͊̕ T̴͔͔͓̺̹̖͈͕̿͑͌̍͊̐͋̋ͅH̷̩͔͍̟̠̗̱̩̟̋́̑͟͡͞É̢̳͇͍̣̪͎̪͎̿̇͊̐̈́͞͠ M̵̡̧̢̧͇̒́͑͒͛̚͢͟͝Ầ̸̛̻̺͛̓̍̕͜͜͟N̸̛͇̜͔̬͆̍͒̆́̐̕͜ O̢̢̢̝̭̽̐͌̈́͐̆̊̊̕F̧̝͚̻̙̓͂̌͐͊͊͊ͅ H̶̳̬͓͕̙̻̍̂̃̒́̎̊͢͠ͅÓ̬͕̹̮̩̙͋̾̎̄̈́͊̓ͅĻ̜̜̟̻̻͑̍͑́̽̑̿̒Ļ̴̢̢̱̺̘̪̠̮̈̂̓̐͒̔̕O̡̥̗̖̠̣͇̥̩̩͛̋̋̄̿̏̈́Ẁ̵͎̤̳̜͖̮̞̤͛̋̓͘͡ P̵̨̹̬̹̩͙͇͖̈̂̔̀̍͑̕̚͘͢Ŗ̸̢̡̨͙͙̹̂͐̽̉͐̄͒͘̚͠ͅȎ̥̭̬͕̦͖̭̈́͗̓̐̉͘M̦̼̼̙̥̀̏̐̈͗̈͞I̷̛̟͕̬̝͕̫̙͖̒͒̀̈́̃̚ͅͅS͖̘̜̝̤͌́̿̀͜͞Ę̷̭̠̯͉̭͖̯̬͆̀̊͊͒͒̏̕̕͞Š̡̨̡͎̪̭̗̙̦̫͊͂̚͡ Ă̻̦̟͇̣͒́̎̔́̍͜͟͜N͕̯̣͍̟̱̞͈͂̆̽̈́͑͢͢͡D̷̛̫̜͇̯̦̩̦̱̀̈̎͑́͌̿͢͠ C̢͉͉͉̮͚͋̑̀͌̚͘͞ͅǪ̧͓̫͇̘͓͚̈́͂̾̃̓̕͢Ṅ̛̖̦͍͙̝̀͊̆̇͋͟S̵͇̦͓̩̯͉͍͙̋̀́̏̀́̇̀͘͜T̛̮̩̝͍̘͗͗͛̎̄̌͢͢Á̸͙͓͎̘͍̙͊̀̒̾̒̈́͗͒N̯̮̣̿̋̎͗̇͜T̸̨̮̹̻̼̖̐̀̃͘͠ R̫̣̤̬͉̀̏̾̉̽̇̓͜͠͠Ë͚̳͖̱̩͙̳̑́͂̒̈́S̷̳̹̘̘̀́̌̎̉̓̓̄͜E̖̼͚̻̺͇͕̞͛̃̾̓̈́̓̚͠Ļ̴̦̮̩͕̭̼̺͓͛̔̈́̂͊̽͊͘͝͞Ļ̴̨̩̮̫͕̻̈͊͛̓͘͟Ǐ̷̧͈͕̗̰̫̳̈́̓͊͜͝N̞̯͓̼̮͙̘͌̊͆̎̊͜͡͠G͈͔̦̯̬͍͕͖̑̈́̆͌̐̐́̀̍ Ò̷̡̘̗̭͍͚̞̌̎͗͋͋͐̔̓̏F̷̫̖̹̘̱͍̈̏̒̉͑́͗̏ T̷̫̙̺̮͉̆̄̈̏̈́̓́͢͟͡Ḫ̡̧̱͕̺̮̪̊̊̏͠Ȩ̶̫̬̫͖͔̎̀̓̀̀͝ S̸̤̰̮̬̼̗̹͋͗̌͛̊̀̕͜͜͡͞Ã̜̮̞̘͎̈̍̉́̏͑̆̈͘͟M̳̭͇̮͇̍̏͋̇̾̐̒͑͞Ȅ͔̮̩͙̙̱̪͛́̂͌̏̽͒̍͢͢͢͞ G̵̛̻͎͔̫̹̻͙͚͉͑́͊̈A̵̛̝̯̼̪̯̘̮̫̔̏͑̔̄͂̑̓͡ͅM̸͓̫̜̺͓͂̀̀̈͋͘͜͡ͅẸ̘̖̪̖͖̖̑͂̔̐̽̀͞,̰͓͈̤̒̽̑̈̓̓̀͢͟ H͙̭͙̘̩̏̽̌̉̾̋͑͟͠Ơ̴̞̳̭͕̣̜͈͑͆͂̎̉͂̕͘͟͞ͅR̵̙̝͓̦͕̝̰͐̌̓̊͊̑̊̄͆͟ͅÁ̡̨͖̤̼͕̗̬̌̽̌͆̏́̓̾̕͟C̡̛̯̮͖̓̍̐̔̋̓ͅẼ̡̨̬̯̱̟͉̤̭̜̋̀͆̕!͈̯̱̦͎̳̇̓̓̇̑͒
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>>1822761
Ah yes of courshe.
Is everyone ready
to die
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>>1822778
Quick, we gotta buy Skyrim Special Edition 3 more times or he's gonna turn another beloved series into a dumbed-down super linear piece of shit.
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>>1822779
ye
do it
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>>1822779
I HOPE HE HAS HUGE GUTS!
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>>1822779
No, not really. I still have a full life to live, being a child and all.
But ready to fight vampires? Of course. I'm just staying back just in case it may be a trap.
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>>1822790
>being a child and all
isn't "primordial" a part of your name?
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>>1822791
>"True. We never called on those reinforcements because we couldn't get the signal out or something."
Automatons were sent to all active hunter's parties everywhere. That's mandatory bonus.
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>>1822792
"Loli" is also a part of my original class name, Oswell. I'm still young in the grand scheme of things.
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>>1822786
ba dum tish
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>>1822799
oh shit. who 'dat guy?
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>>1822800
Huge guts
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>>1822799
Wilda, can you steal that greatsword for us?
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>>1822799
IS THIS WHERE YOU WENT?
IS THIS WHY YOUR MANGA TAKES SO LONG TO COME OUT YOU HUGE BITCH!?
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>>1822804
shush. no tears. only idolm@ster now
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>>1822805
>I wonder how many parties they wiped out due to their buggy programming, judging by how you acted...
All complains can be sent in Golem AI Incorporated.
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>>1822808
I keep hearing about it, but what the fuck even is idolm@ster?
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>>1822812
"The Idolmaster is a Japanese raising simulation and rhythm video game series created by Bandai Namco Games. The series primarily centers on the career of a producer who works with a group of prospective pop idols at the talent agency 765 Production"
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>>1822819
Damn it.
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So anyway, Bossfight.
Walter welcomes the hunters into his personal chambers.
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>>1822823
Already on the final form? I see that you don't want to waste time fighting us.
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>>1822823
FUCKING PUNK ASS! FIGHT ME!
(how many bombs do I got left?)
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>>1822823
Do a pose with all the team members ready to face Walter
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>>1822823
"So you're the dastardly Walter, eh? What sort of dastardly tricks do you have in store for us?"
Prepare for danger.
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>>1822823
sup
before fight can I ask a question?
Did you design this doll all by yourself? we found it elsewhere in storage. Good taste is so.
Now sorry, I need you dead
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Is Walter conflicted on who he should smite first?
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>>1822831
AND SO...
Walter suddeny sends out swarms of dolls, they tackle Broseph and the adventurers, forcing them into the other room.
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>>1822839
Shit
it's just the regular hunting party then
Oswell, Horace, Wilda, Robot, you ready?
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>>1822839
can't just I shield shoulder charge thru that swarm? Before we forced in other room?
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>>1822839
Well that's just convenient, distracting those who could actually pose a threat to you. Good thing that hides the adventurers away from seeing me, however.
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>>1822840
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
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>>1822841
You seem to have no eyeballs in order to read and see pictures.
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>>1822846
Wouldn't that already be obvious? He keeps trying to get me killed in spite of how much I help out the party.
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>>1822846
I'm still adjusting to this body, sorry
All complains can be said right now to body designer in front of us
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AND SO FIRST PHASE OF THE FIGHT STARTS:
Walter sends out lieutenants first to deal with the hunters!
Among them are The Vampire knight, Elite Doll Mk.III and..Mark. Oh hi Mark, look everyone, mark's alive again.
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>>1822851
oh shit
what's the turn order?
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>>1822851
Can't wait to murder Mark again. But I have a question, OP: How do I consume a elder vampire's soul?
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>>1822851
"Hey Mark! How's being alive or undead again?"
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>>1822853
This time, with a actual name.
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>>1822853
Wilda, put your name on
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>>1822851
I call Vampire Knight.
I'm gonna touch his butt.
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>>1822853
Carefully.
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>>1822859
But how do I do it carefully? Like, do I need to try to do it before they die, or what?
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>>1822860
If only we had an object that would be able to eat souls and whatnot...
right demon sword-chan?
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>>1822860
You'll need a skill for it.
A skill that uses the Special stat.
ahahaha
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>>1822862
...So that's a no, then.
So why the fuck did one of my relatives say that I could do so, if I can't actually do so?
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>>1822854
"Oh pretty good. I get to smoke weed again. Aside from blacking out at usually midnight it's been pretty swell"
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>>1822863
Well you could. If you still had your old special stat.
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Hey OP, are any of my stats better than mister Vampire Knight over here?
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>>1822864
"Neat. What happens at midnight? Is it any different from before?"
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>>1822873
Dark or no, the witching hour is still special.
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>>1822867
>>1822869
Yes, well let's list out dem stats shalllll we.
Mark (Living Doll form):
Power: 25
Speed: 15
Health: 30
Special: 18
Will: 22
Vampire Knight:
Power: 20
Speed: 17
Health: 20
Special: 10
Will: 18
Elite Doll Mk.III
Power: 20
Speed: 19
Health: 20
Special: 20
Will: 20
>>1822868
"I dunno. At midnight I usually blackout and wake up hours later, never been able to remember what happened during that time"
>>1822873
"Yes. But we still have clocks. Eternal night is one thing but we still need to tell the time. We're not savages"
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>>1822877
I say we all combo up on the Elite Doll. Get him out of the way and leave us with a weak-ish Vampire Knight and the reincarnated Mark.
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>>1822880
You guys can focus on the doll, me and ghost waifu got knight dude over here.
I got plans for his big ass sword.
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>>1822884
All that girth on the tin-can's sword could be put to good use.
More details laters.
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>>1822883
"Two per person. One intercept per person. Our reinforcements are disabled for now. Fortunately I can send a call to check up on them."
>>1822887
"Sure. Why the Doll though and not Mark? We have enough damage to take him out, assuming the Living Doll form is his only one."
>>1822877
Is the Living Doll form his only one?
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>>1822888
I think it's only two per battle
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>>1822888
>"Sure. Why the Doll though and not Mark? We have enough damage to take him out, assuming the Living Doll form is his only one."
Again, I want to see if I can take his soul to power up my true form. Besides, if I do that, that would mean we wouldn't need to fight Mark for a THIRD time down the line.
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Okay can I beat up Vampire Knight now?
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>>1822892
If he's being emo, that means he wouldn't be around to screw with us, or try to kidnap me again. Basically, it'll be a good thing.
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Oh yeah, and also skills n shit:
Mark (Living Doll form):
- Normal attack does 8 damage
- Pierce: Attack that use normal calculations for hit chances, but can go through any bonuses to defending that's not from raw stats and special defenses if he manages to roll a second roll higher than or equal to 5
- Disembowel: if target is at lower or equal to 40% HP, has a chance to tear out their guts for a one hit kill
- Smokescreen: Smokes some weed then exhales a thick fog, causes malus to hit chance for enemies
- Mid-Boss: Unaffected by One Hit Kill skills
- Living Doll form: Unable to change into Super Mark mode as this is not his original body
Vampire Knight:
- Normal attack does 7 damage
- Big Swing: Hits all enemies at once
- Sword Wave: Powerful attack that uses Power + Special for hit chance
- Vampiric Valour: Charges self up, will gain the highest Power out of the present combatants +1
- Decapitation: if target is at lower or equal to 40% HP, has a chance to cut off their head for a one hit kill
Elite Doll Mk.III
- Each claw swipe does 6 damage
- Zappy claws: each connected hit has a chance to shock and stun victim
- Sharp claws: Claws can also cause bleed, making victing take damage each turn, unfortunately, unlike the zapping, this will always happen if the hit connects
- Enhanced mobility: Can crawl on walls and surfaces, when doing so it gains a +5 to defending rolls due to throwing the aim of whoever targeting it
- Sneak stab: when crawling, can attempt a sneak attack, disabling bonuses
- Knife Barrage: throws as many as 25 knives at target, no bonuses is applied for both sides
- Murder Cage: Attack that disables an enemy for 3 turns
Oh and Horace goes first
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>>1822899
Horace, let's combo out that elite doll
He's dangerous
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>>1822892
Nah it's 2 per battle accross the whole party.
It's interceptions that's limited by each individual
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>>1822901
Tag me in as well, Horace!
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>>1822904
Fuck it, I'll join in on that hot combo.
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>>1822904
Thankfully, using someone in a Teammate Tornado doesn't count forwards the combo, at the cost of hurting said teamate.
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So what exactly are you doing?
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>>1822908
4 man combo attack on Living Doll.
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>>1822910
Yeah buddy
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>>1822912
Combos take time
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>>1822915
This will only be a moment of pain from all the blades and spikes, before infinitive pain from being without a afterlife. Nothing to be worried about.
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>>1822915
WOMBO COMBO
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>>1822915
GET IT PUPPET MAN!
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>>1822919
"No"
The Elite Doll is defeated!
And now...it's The Vamp Knight's turn.
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>>1822925
At least he died with a grin on his face.
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Get ready for spanking
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1822925
AND HE TRIES A BIIIIIIIIIIIG SWING!
All hunters roll 1d10. Whoever doesn't roll gets hit in the face
Vk: 20 Power
Wilda: 20 Power
Joseph: 23 Defense
Horace: 19 Speed
Oswell: 15 no gf
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1822929
Ooooh shit.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1822929
SHID
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1822929
>Horace: 19 Speed
Don't I have 20 Defense with the parrying dagger?
Also I barely have enough HP to survive a hit from him.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1822929
GUYS ROLL HIGH SO I CAN ROLL LOW
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1822929
what about my defense bonus?
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>>1822941
>The golem gets away with not being able to take any damage
At least intercept for Horace, for crying out loud.
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>>1822941
well I waited patiently to my turn. Not that I had anything to add for a discussion
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>>1822947
>We would've invited you to the group combo had you been around.
what the point? increasing overkill on one enemy?
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>>1822949
>what the point? increasing overkill on one enemy?
Yes
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>>1822948
Oi, me and Oswell has 15 fast as well, shouldn't we go first or something?
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>>1822952
When everyone has the same Fast. Usually hunters go first. Unless it's a Mid-Boss and up, then they go first.
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>>1822955
Do you take damage if you intercept an attack?
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>>1822956
Oh, right. Guess someone need to intercept to help Horace out if he gets attacked, then.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1822948
And for his turn. Mark....smokes a joint and exhales a shitload of smoke.
HUNTERS ROLL 1d10!
Mark has +18 Special
Oswell has +18 Will
Joseph has +15 Will
Horace has +8 Will
Wilda has +15 Will
Golem has +10 Will
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1822966
They're really rolling out the cheese today.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1822966
Jokes on you Mark.
I DARE not to do drugs.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1822966
vape nation??
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1822966
shouldn't I be not affected? I mean I don't breathe
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1822966
Doesn't my 1/2 speed bonus + some defense you included last time make it 9+8=18? It was 16 last level.
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>>1822972
The thick smokescreen also mess with your optics
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>>1822974
Ah yes of course.
But 9+8 = 17 though.
So your result is 27
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>>1822977
>>1822974
Sorry, I forgot to include the defense item or situational blessing.
It was 9+8+1=18 or 17 without the defense item and 7+8+1=16 or 15 without the item last level. Still, it's just enough to block it either way.
I wasn't sure what the defense bonus you included that time was, maybe it was holy objects like Cross-chan? Something situational I think from blessings? You didn't specify it.
>>1822978
Yep.
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AND SO, EVERYONE BUT HORACE IS AFFECTED BY MARK'S WEED SMOKE.
Effect:
Second-hand smoking, hurr hurr.: cuts the affected hunter's bonus in half whenever they do something
So now it's Wilda's or Oswell's turn. Whichever wants to go first.
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>>1822981
I'll go first
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>>1822980
>Something situational I think from blessings
That one. Prolly. I forgot. Prolly.
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>>1822981
The cape, it's nice.
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>>1822985
Nobody has any potions left except Jon.
And he's inactive.
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>>1822985
nigga what potions
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>>1822986
I thought the inventory was shared between us when it comes to that stuff? Didn't we have a stray power potion laying about, anyway?
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>>1822989
It just falls off on occasions, okay?
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>>1822991
That's why we need to get you better name tags.
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>>1822991
>It just falls off on occasions, okay?
And like your name. The potions just stop being communal on occasions. lol.
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>>1822993
Damn it. Oswell can activate Master of None, then, to disable the debuffs that he has.
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So what're you doing fagets
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>>1822997
I activate master of none
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>>1822981
>Second-hand smoking, hurr hurr.: cuts the affected hunter's bonus in half whenever they do something
how long debuff lasts
my cannons don't have any bonus, are they affected?
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>>1823003
I don't need luck, I got my waifu
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>>1823002
>>1823000
Almonds Activated
Now it's Wilda's turn
>>1823004
How about you take zero and divide it by 2 and see what comes up
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>>1823006
Teammate Tornado with Joseph! Our combined Power can help counter out the weed debuff.
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>>1823006
>Almonds Activated
I'm sure this is a reference, but I don't know to what.
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>>1823009
It really does make you think.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1823008
Roll 1d10
Mark has +25 Power
VK has +20 Power
The "combo" has (20+18)/2 = 19 bonus
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1823012
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1823012
Whoops, forgot my second roll
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>>1823014
>>1823013
>>1823012
Note that if Joseph doesn't roll to salvage the situation then he will be blocked by both Mark and VK. Making him lost 8 HP by smacking into them.
Leaving him at 12 HP
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>>1823018
...Joseph?
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>>1823021
Dis nigga ded
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>>1823023
Who dead?
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>>1823025
Your hopes and dreams
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>>1823028
Well yes,
But that never stopped me during an Adventure. I have to kill everyone else's too!
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>>1823026
>>1823027
And so Joseph has 12 HP left.
Now it's the Golem's turn.
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>>1823030
Shoulder cannons!
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>>1823031
I suggest changing the target to be Mark instead. He's the one with the higher stats and stuff.
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>>1823034
But Oswell is distracting the vampire knight. If you shoot him, it'll bring him out from the duel to the main fight, fucking us over.
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>>1823033
Higher stats, shmigher shmats
VK can hit everybody at once.
That puts him on the top of the shit list
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>>1823036
hmmm...you raise a good point.
You guys should probably focus on Mark for now.
Pile on the damage while I distract the lackey.
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>>1823035
Definately not Mark.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1823031
>>1823032
Then roll 2d10 ya koonts
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>>1823042
He's squaring off against the knight, implying that they are in a duel. We just need OP to confirm it, however.
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Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d10)
>>1823045
TROMBE!
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Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d10)
>>1823045
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>1823051
...the higher one?
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>>1823051
First come, first serve?
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>>1823055
Yes. But a 6 is higher than a 4. lul.
Okay I kid. Vk gets blasted and gets his Hp to 8.0
But this also cancels the duel between Oswell and him.
AND NOW IT'S JOSEPH'S TU--Oh wait, he's inactive. It's now Horace "1 HP left" 's turn
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>>1823057
Treat yoself, Horace, heal up your ass and spare some to us if you have any left over.
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>>1823057
I've now turned into a 1 HP Wonder. I wonder how my life led up to this moment.
Run around the smokescreen to create a tornado or redirect it back into the vampires.
>>1823057
>But this also cancels the duel between Oswell and him.
>>1823046
>>1823006
Oh hey, it was a duel. I was expecting something more explicit like a conditional statement.
>>1823058
It's fine, I'll try something.
>>
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d10)
>>1823059
Roll 2d10. One is for the smoke diversion, the second is to see if the vamp knight is affected by it.
Mark is immune to the effects of the smoke since he's so used to it
My first roll is for the smoke, the second is for the vamp knight
Blowing smoke roll:
Horace has +19 Fast
The smoke has +18 smokiness
Weed effect roll:
Horace has about 15 bonus due to Special and Going Fast
Vamp knight has 18 Will
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Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d10)
>>1823062
"Watch as I do something potentially stupid!"
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>>1823063
Oh no! Horace blew back the smoke and now Mark is abosorbing it! The weed has given him power! His stats a re doubled!
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>1823067
Wait, seriously? That's actually a thing? I didn't even know Mark is empowered by weed, or if that was ever a thing.
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>>1823067
Are you kidding me? He's a doll, he got no flesh to absorb the weed with.
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>>1823068
Nah. I'm kidding. he's just a stoner.
On the plus side the smoke is gone. But the residue from the first time it struck stays. The hunters will retain the debuff until the end of this round. Which is after the golem's actions.
Oh and now it's the VK's turn.
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>>1823071
Jump in and beatbox mixtape
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
AND HE TRIES A BIIIIIIIIIIIG SWING!
Again
All hunters roll 1d10. Whoever doesn't roll gets hit in the face
Vk: 20 Power
Wilda: 20/2 = 10 Power
Horace: 20 Defense
Golem: 27/2 = 14 Defense
Except for Oswell though.
For Oswell VK gets no bonus while Oswell gets about 3
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1823076
Brace for impact
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1823076
We really need the heals, Horace.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1823076
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1823076
On one hand, unless I single-targeted healed myself, it wouldn't have been enough for VK's hit anyways. On the other, maybe I shouldn't have tried gambling on a new technique at times like this.
Well I'm dead unless someone can intercept, and the others are debuffed.-
Can I intercept to remove the debuffs?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1823076
>>
And so the hunters were sliced.
While Bob beatboxed.
Oswell has 5/19 HP left!
Wilda has 8/22 HP left!
Golem has 13/20 HP lef!
Horace has 0 HP left.....AND RESURRECTS HIMSELF THANKS TO HIS RESURECTION SKILL.
Downside is it's now on cooldown.
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>>1823087
Hi master Mark.
Join the fight
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>>1823089
To be honest. I saw that right after I clicked "post".
Whoops
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>>1823095
Thank the almighy that retcons are a thing.
>>
So let's wind it back a bit.
And so the hunters were sliced.
While Bob beatboxed.
Oswell has 5/19 HP left!
Wilda has 8/22 HP left!
Golem has 6/20 HP lef!
And now Bob joins the fight! It's now Mark's turn.
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>>1823094
you are incompetent vampbeast, you know that?
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>>1823098
And now. Would the hunters kindly roll 1d10
Lowest is who Mark is gonna attack
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1823102
Better not be me.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1823102
Shit.
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>>1823105
>Even now, when we are supposed to be working together, the golem is trying to get me killed
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1823102
watching nephew, sorry
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>>1823106
Blame this on the misfortune of your birth.
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>>1823102
Is it just Bob fighting, or is Bob's entire party switching from the other fight to this one?
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>>1823111
Bob's party has been divided before he got here, so that's how it's gonna stay.
Bob and VK are in here. While Brobat and The notorious goblin vampire assassin One Eyed Scrooge is outside, trying to distract Broseph and the adventurers
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>>1823109
Kek
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>>1823109
Just fuck off, you soulless abomination.
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>>1823115
Don't take it personally, thank your father.
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Rolled 1, 10 = 11 (2d10)
>>1823103
AND SO. Mark targets Wilda. Well, this is probably payback for killing him last time.
Wilda roll 1d10
Mark has +25 Power
Wilda: 20/2 = 10 Power
Oh and sicne Wilda's at 40% health, if Mark gets his second roll to be >=5 then he'll disembowel Wilda.
Gee, sure hope someone with a huge healthpool would be active right now.
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>>1823117
>Gee, sure hope someone with a huge healthpool would be active right now.
I hope not.
>>
Also,
>nigga thinks he's cool by dropping Gundam quotes
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>>
>>1823119
oh come on, it's just few ones cause they fit.
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>>1823122
First one yes.
Second one no ya gigantic weeb
>>
>>
>>
>>1823123dang it, I knew I shouldn't push it further
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>>1823131
I can pull a Jesus, but only occasionally.
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>>1823134
Thank you not-actually-but-just-as-cool-as-him-Jesus.
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>>1823131
>>1823132
Mark's thinking like "Wait...I have TWO hands. Maybe I could disembowel both of them"
>>
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>>1823138
>boss
>fair fight
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>>1823139
Rules are rules. It's the same reason why I can't be eldritch mode all the time 24/7.
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>>1823141
there is only one rule -OP
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>>1823138
"You probably won't complaint as much if I was attacking the Golem. I but I get what you mean"
And then...MARK DISEMBOWELS HORACE AND RIPS OUT HIS GUTSSSS
But it's cool, he can revive.
And he did.
Now it's either Oswell or Wilda's turn.
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>>1823145
I mean he's a robot, so he can be repaired after getting his internals externalized. It's somewhat harder to do that with non-machines.
In any case, what is Oswell planning on doing, if he is even here.
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>>1823145
"AGGHH! MY BOWELS! GGA-URK"
*Pop*
"Wow, so this is what it's like to be Jesus. No wonder he stopped visiting us after he died the first time."
>>1823135
"No problem! Proud to do my duty for those in need!"
"Otherwise, we should consider retreat if we can't take out VK fast enough because Bob's in the equation."
>>1823148
>>1823107
Currently he's the only one with decent chances of finishing off VK before this round ends.
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>>1823145
What items do I have left?
Any explosives.
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>>1823151
We got cannons that could kill off VK, and seriously harm Mark and Bob. If you want to use them, I suggest you do.
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>>1823151
Party wide cannons and some bombs of the exlpodey and smoke variety.
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>>1823155
Fuck it. Expend cannons on VK!
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>>1823154
Well, that's true, but I'm planning on strangling Bob to keep him out of the equation for a turn or so.
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>>1823157
True. It'd work in your case because of how spectacularly min-maxed Bob's stats are.
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>>1823156
Only him?
I eman bob's right there. Unharmed. Unmolested.
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>>1823161
The canon blasts everyone on the enemy side, remember OP?
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>>1823161
can I target multiple people?
how many?
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>>1823165
Then at least focus fire on Mark and VF. Like I said, I'll try to keep Bob suppressed.
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>>1823165
>Focus on Bob and VK?
If I can do this, than that's what I want.
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>>1823163
It can.
Or it can be ordered not to.
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>>1823164
Ranging from 1 guy to the entire enemy team. Then the entire battlefield because watching friendly fire is for chumps
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>>1823168
Replace Bob with Mark (because he's a more dangerous threat) and go for it.
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Okay, my final decision is...
Firing cannons on Mark and VK.
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So who're ya shooting at
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Rolled 10, 9 = 19 (2d10)
>>1823174
Firing cannons on Mark and VK.
Roll 1d10
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>>1823179
lol
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1823179
BOMBS AWAY
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>>1823183
And none of them were harmed.
Huh.
It's the Golem's turn
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>>1823188
they cant say I never tried at least
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>>1823188
I still have to act, OP.
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>>1823191
Oh yeah I forgot.
Wilda's turn.
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>>1823194
Put on the Bob mask that I have, and put the actual Bob into a stranglehold, preventing him from doing anything for his turn, or at least with severe penalties.
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>>1823196
Actually, just Ground Smash it to get him on the floor. I'm still going to wear the mask, however.
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>>1823196
Woah now.
Strangleholds aint part of your skillset.
You got to play by the rules, otherwise you'll be smited for fighting unfairly.
>>
Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)
>>1823199
Wildarr roll 1d10
Bob roll 1d10
Mark has +25 Power
VK has +20 Power
Bob has +1 Power
Wilda: 20/2 = 10 Power
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1823200
Worth it to at least get Bob out of the equation.
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>>1823200
Ay Master can you intercept for me and lift me off the ground or somethin?
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>>1823201
>>1823202
Oh jeeze oh darn it.
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>>1823206
Cheesy coward.
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>>1823207
Ah yes. The fabled VampCheese of legends.
Now it's Golem's turn
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>>1823208
finish off VK via shooting cannons at him
again
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>>1823208
I'm close to falling asleep soon, so that's what'll happen if I suddenly go absent.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1823209
>>1823211
Again. Roll 2d10. Then do the hokey pokey. After that sacrifice 10 goats.
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Rolled 3, 9 = 12 (2d10)
>>1823213
come on now
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Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d10)
>>1823213
Bleeaaaaaaggghhh *goat noises ensue*
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>>1823216
>>1823214
Ya missed.
So now it's Bob's turn
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>>1823217
Drain all the spilled blood from the room to VK to heal and empower him
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>>1823217
oh man boss battle
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>>1823219
OH SHIT JON
WE NEED A LOT OF HELP, SHINING FINGER SOMEBODY AND HELP US OUT HERE.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1823218
Bob uses his bludmagic!
Bob roll 1d10
Blood on the floor has +16 bloodness
Bob has +20 Special
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>>1823221
really? uh oh
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>>1823224
I'm going to intercept that, through distracting Bob through a mace to the face.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1823224
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>>1823226
INTERCEPTION!
Bob roll 1d10 against Wilda
Bob has +1 Power
Wilda: 20/2 = 10 Power
Oh and I gotta buy dinner. be a back in about 20 minutes-ish
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1823229
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1823229
I thought intercepting was for defending allies, not attacking
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>>1823229
WAIT NO, I FORGOT.
DUE TO HIS NEW CLOTHES, BOB NOW USE SPEED FOR DEFENSE
Bob's bonus is actually +10 sped
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>>1823234
Cool
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>>1823239
Why wouldn't it be?
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>>1823240
Dunno, but it's been pretty rare where the fight has been tough or balanced enough where we feel the need to try killing you.
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>>1823238
Indeed. bob was interrupted and the blood heal was undone.
Now it's Horace's turn.
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>>1823247
whut a bout muh turn?
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>>1823247
Actually, it's Jon's turn, since he's no longer asleep.
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>>1823250
I dunno I thought you were dead
Metaphorically
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>>1823252
we all are inside but I'm here
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>>1823253
So?
What's yer action?
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>>1823257
Shine Finger to VK
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1823258
Roll 1d10
VK has +20 Power
Jon has +25 Bonoos
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1823261
COMMON!
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>>1823262
And so. The Vampire Knight finally dies.
Now it's Horace's turn.
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>>1823264
yeah! a fitting end to our interrupted duel
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>>1823264
Heal our asses up, Horace!
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>>1823271
RIP VK
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>>1823271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNXq5DUZnk
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>>1823271
Press F to pay respects.
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>>1823269
>Is it possible for me to exchange a portion of my bonus to making a successful group heal for an equivalent in value HP healed in a group heal?
HEads or Tails?
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1823278
Alright
Heads: 1 - Yes
Tails: 2 - No
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>>1823279
That's what I'm talking about.
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>>1823281
glorious king we miss you
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)
Very well then Horace. Due to your total bonus of prayers + fast being about 20.
How much are you willing to sacrifice in order to heal?
>>
>>
>>1823285
Nah it's still 5
>>
>>
Rolled 18 (1d25)
>>1823287
Cheddar powers activate.
Total bonus is 15
Roll 1d10
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1823288
>Cheddar powers activate.
It even glows yellow too!
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>>1823289
Performance problems I see.
Now.
Whoever's active right now roll 1d10
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>>1823288
does it work on me?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1823290
Hopefully it'll be good.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1823290
>>
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1823290
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>>1823291
Currently it doesn't work on anybody.
kek
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>>1823296
"Oh. Oh no. Bob. That was my targetting roll. You rolled the lowest. I gotta hit you now"
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>>1823301
Oh, welp. I thought it was everyone active, not just the hunters.
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>>1823302
don't forget to put other cheek
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>>1823302
"Nah i kid. the roll doesn't account for friendly fire. Losers are those two over there"
>>
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>>1823305
Lel. By the way master, your blood is still elder blood right? If you let me drink some of that I could power up to true form
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>>1823305
this is a boss battle right? so any buffs get carried over to the main boss of this area right?
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>>1823307
"I'm a living doll now Bob, I don't have any blood"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1823290
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>>1823310
rip
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>>1823310
It's not that bad, think of possibilities
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>>1823310
"Anyway. Which one of you wants a disembowling?"
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>>1823316
You already disembowelled Horace, so I think it's my shot now.
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>>1823316
>inb4 both point in golem direction
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>>1823322
But you don't consider me a 'lady', let alone a 'human'. By your logic, I shouldn't get the privilege of going first.
>>
>>
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>>1823327
"why don't you kill each other, whoever survives gets stabbed in the guts. lol"
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>>1823325
But that's my point, why are you treating me like a lady if you just think of me as a eldritch horror anyway?
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>>1823327
>How often does it happen?all the time. I have 500 follows on batoto, pretty sure at least 100 of them are 4koma
>>1823327
>"Now now I'm sure there are more civil ways to handle this."
Violence is best answer. That what I've been taught
>>1823328
nah, you first. Don't you want revenge?
>>1823329
Sarcasm.exe
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>>1823328
I mean, this golem did help in killing a friend of Bob's, so you should target him instead.
>>
>>
>>1823328
"Maybe I can stab them both at once"
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>>1823334
That's also a fair option, if you want to be smited for cheating in combat.
>>
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>>1823335
>>1823336
"Hmmm."
Roll 1d10 whoever's lower gets the stabbings.
If both 1s then both gets stabbed
If both 10s then Jon gets stabbed
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>>1823336
>I'm NOT protecting abomination.
"I wasn't saying that, just saying what would've happened if Mark targeted one of you."
>You won't get thru my defense anyway, please focus on killing this abomination.
"Are you sayinghe can't handle your defenses? That they're too strong?"
>>1823334
>>1823335
"Remember the rules, Mark! They're a sacred code!"
>>
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>>1823339
Use Horace as a Skate Board
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>>1823342
And I'm saying your meme game is weak.
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>>1823344
Well that's kinda obvious
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>>1823345
YEAAAHHH!
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>>1823349
>"Gar, is that you?"You got it wrongYA WUSS
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>>1823350
oh no
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>>1823348
Jon no! THat's the World Trade Center
>>1823350
No I'm pretty sure he got it right ya kunt
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>>1823354
he got reference wrong, geez
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>>1823354
"Oh no, how did we ever end up in such a predicament?"
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>>1823354
don't worry! we can avoid it! use low burning fuel so we don't melt the steel beams.
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>>1823354
Seems that Wilda is in a coma
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>>1823356
You're all those fucks. So technically he did gt it right.
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>>1823360
>>1823362
Well then there's only one left for the chopping block
>>
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>>1823363
Bounce the comatose Wilda around like a basketball
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>>1823363
Hey, what turns does my resurrection spell work on? How many turns has it been for that?
Also I think I might be tired enough to go off now.
>>
Rolled 1, 3, 10 = 14 (3d10)
>>1823364
So now. Golem roll 1d10
Mark has +25 Power
Golem has 27 Defense
If Mark's second roll is >=5 then he pierces through the shields and Golem's defenses loses the +5 bonus and drops back to 22
If Mark's third roll is >=5 then the Golem gets disembowled. In his case it means the AI core is ripped out of the unit.
>>1823366
>>1823368
It's an 8 turn cooldown
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>>1823363
last time the loli went afk it got kidnapped
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>>1823370
Slam dunk Wilda thru a hoop while the audience cheers
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1823370
*smirk*
Are you even trying, Mark?
>>
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>>1823372
Plot twist:
There was no audience.
Oh and it's Jon's turn.
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>>1823378
Sad.
Below the hoop was the AFK box
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>>1823380
Just doing my part for the community
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>>1823377
Like 7
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>>1823378
take a sip of power potion 5 times
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>>1823386
Jon's power is now 39.
Because as we all know. Winners do drugs.
It's now Bob's turn.
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>>1823387
can I do that?!
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>>1823390
Hypnotize Jon
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>>1823390
agree to share my potions
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>>1823392
Jon and Bob roll 1d10
Jon has 14 Will
Bob has 20 Special
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1823395
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1823395
aw shit
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>>1823397
take that BOB!
HA!
>>
>>
oh shit whats happening
>>
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>>1823399
yeah but OP wont let me use my points now
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>>1823400
>>1823398
>>1823396
>>1823397
So now it's Ho-arse turn
>>
>>
Rolled 3 (1d25)
>>1823408
Cheddar powers activate.
Total bonus is 15
Roll 1d10
>>1823410
His turn will come. In time. In time. It will come.
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>>1823414I think you being too considerate of me got you cursed
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>>1823414
pssssheeewwww. HEals were given
Oswell now has 15/19 HP
Wilda now has 18/22 HP
Golem now has 16/20 HP
Horace has 8/8 HP fucking amazing
>>
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>>1823419
>Probably. But I have God and occasionally the King on my side so it's cool.ask them to revive GAR
>>
Completely unrelated. But.
Who keeps downloading this.
>>
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>>1823423
Oh shit, it's over 9000.
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>>1823423
What can I say?
People really like to Read it.
Also where are MY heals?Even if the story's not done yet, and they can get involved any time...
>>
>>1823423
can you track? I remember one of my old videos getting some views for some reason, youtube has tracking info, turns out it was posted on chinese forum about music, I used terran SC1 ost for that vid
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>>1823425
Oh yeah. Joseph now has 20 Hp reft
>>
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>>1823427
they don't want to be apart of it
>>
So anyway. What's happening now? Uh I dunno.....Uh...since Mark's a doll, Walter is able to empower him.
Mark's Power is now 45.
Yeah. Yea that works.
>>
Did someone say Combo Attack?
Cause that's what I heard.
>>
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>>1823438
heyI can drive you closer
>>
>>1823441Close enough to hit them with his axe?
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>>1823442I'd prefer if you had giant sword but alas, gotta deal with an axebut yeah. Pretty much close enough to increase axe impact. On a good speed.
>>
And now...
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>>1823442They're both still at full HP, so we prolly should just Combc mark and get him out of the equation.
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>>1823446
oh is golem a fast guy now?
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>>1823446
Can I use my shoulder charge on horse form with Joseph riding on me with his axe ready? As a combo?
But stun effect out of shoulder charge will stay?
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>>1823449
Compared to you. Yeah.
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>>1823450
It's a knockdown.
And yes.
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>>1823460
it's two man combo
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1823459
Golem and Joseph roll 1d10. Highest roll gets picked
Combined your bonuses are:
18 Power Joseph + 22 Power golem = 40
Mark has +45 Power
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1823466
IKUZO, TROMBE!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1823466
ZA WALDO
>>
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>>1823468
>>1823471
Blocked.
NOW it's Jon's turn
>>
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>>1823478
I thought we WERE Megacomboing.
Golem said Jon tag along, after I said Megacombo. Then op just had us roll so
>>
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>>1823482
Satan
>>
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>>1823486
Ah yes. Jon's total bonus is 50
Bob has 10 speed
Will Bob roll?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1823488
I'll give them a roll of courtesy
>>
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>>1823489
Bob now has 9 Hp left. And has a malus to defense
Now it's Bob's turn.
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>>1823497
Throw pure weed potions at hunters
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>>1823497
damn how much life did he have?
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>>1823502
15.
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>>1823498
INCOMING KUSH
Hunters and Bob roll 1d10
Bob has +20 Special
Joseph has +15 Will
Horace has +17 Will defense thanks to Fast
Jon has + 14 Will
Golem has +10 Will
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1823506
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1823506
>guarantee hit
Come the fuck on now
I need to install autocleaners in these optics
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1823506
Well.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1823506
Za Wauldo*
Also I must now go. Good Luck Friends.
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>>1823516
>only guy who didn't get hit
>leaves
such is life in the zone
>>
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>>1823518
Damn OP, we've been going on for 22 hours already. Aint u tired?
>>
>>
AND SO THE HUNTERS ALLLL GOT HIT BY BOB'S WEEEED POTION
Like Mark's smokescreen, it cuts all bonuses in half
Unlike Mark's smokescreen, it's much more potent and can't be blown away like what Horace did.
>>1823519
>AoE of the Rocky Mountain attack?
Nah.That never happened.
>>1823520
iunno
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>>1823523
Everyone is so high off the vapours they forgot to act
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>>1823523
And now it's Joseph's turn.
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>>1823529
Joseph went afk tho
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>>1823530
Oh yea. So it's Horace's
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>>1823532
I think this might be a good time to call it a break. Everyone high into the night.
Good chunk seem to be nearing or are signing off too.
>>1823523
>>1823521
>>AoE of the Rocky Mountain attack?
>Nah.That never happened.
Huh. Didn't he roll for it and managed to get the AoE version against your roll? It was an AoE version of one attack at least.
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>>1823538
Yeah. But he lost that roll.
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>>1823538
I tried to make it an AOE but I failed
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>>1823542
>>1823543
Oh. Darn. It sounded promising when you made those posts at the time. I must've missed the part where it failed.
>>1823523
>>1823520
How do you manage these marathons anyways, QM? There's only one or two other QMs that I know of who manage anything close to it.
I can't even keep up with your marathons from start to finish a good number of times.
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>>1823545
>How do you manage these marathons anyways, QM?
I dunno. There's a certain point where sleepiness just transforms into stubborness and my body refuses to rest.
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So anyway. What's Horace doing
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>>1823552
Bob and Horace roll 1d420 against eachother to see if Horace's holy fervor can cure the party of the weed
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Rolled 37 (1d420)
>>1823556
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Rolled 48 (1d420)
>>1823556
The power of faith, or weed? A dichotomy.
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>>1823557
>>1823558
Jesus will surely lead you towards the straight and narrow path.
And not a crackhouse.
Point is Horace can attempt a holy purge of them weeds
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>>1823569
Metaphorically it will be a bunch of tiny Horace particles chasing a bunch of tiny Bob particles
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>>1823572
Are you gonna just keep running away?!
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>>1823574
>>1823574
So yes. In order to attempt a cure.
Horace must now roll against Bob
Roll 1d420
Bob has +20 Special
Horace has +17 Will
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Rolled 406 (1d420)
>>1823581
Don't forget Horace has halved bonuses from being high
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>>1823581
Wait didn't he just do that?
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>>1823583
ouch
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>>1823584
The roll was for if he COULD make a cure. Not for making the cure itself.
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>>1823588
Oh you fucker
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>>1823583
>>1823589
The WEED is too potent! Horace failed to make a cure!
Now. It's Mark's turn.
Active hunters. Roll 1d10
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1823597
How long does Bob's weed last for?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1823597
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1823597
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>>1823600
Like 3 of his turns.
>>1823601
aaand the Golem is targeted
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>>1823607
And so we meet again.
I can recommend you to Golem AI Incorporated, you'll provide useful information.
What the point sticking to this place anyway? You are one of us now.
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>>1823611
"That company went bankrupt yesterday"
Golem roll 1d10
Mark has +45 Power
Golem has 27 Defense
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1823614
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>>1823618
>Gimme that newspaper
Golem now has 8 HP left
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>>1823627
Dang it, I wanna read it
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>>1823633
I'm more interested in newspaper
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>>1823634
"You should pry it off his cold, dead hands when you get the chance."
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>>1823631
GOLEM AI INC BANKRUPT!
COMPANY WENT UNDER DUE TO RISING COSTS, FORCING THEM TO LOWER QUALITY ON PRODUCTS IN ORDER TO SAVE MONEY.
MONEY LAUNDERING SCANDALS DIDN'T HELP.
FACTORIES MYSTERIOUSLY DESTROYED BY TENTACLES THAT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE.
RISING COMPLAINTS FROM CUSTOMERS CAUSED REPUTATION TO PLUMMET.
ALSO CEO DIED IN FREAK ACCIDENT.
Now if Jon's stilla ctive it's his turn.
If not then it's the Golem's turn
>>1823633
Aight.
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>>1823640
>FACTORIES MYSTERIOUSLY DESTROYED BY TENTACLES THAT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE.
Okay, now it's personal
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>>1823640
Shining Finger
on BOB
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>>1823648
Right.
So is Bob still active?
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>>1823640
>ALSO CEO DIED IN FREAK ACCIDENT.
HE WAS LIKE FATHER TO MEflashbacks intensifies
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>>1823653
You fool! Even with the weed reduction, Jon's bonus is 25!
Yours is 10! And with the previous malus from the Rocky Mountain Splitting Wave, it's down to 5!
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>>1823662
fucking lurkers
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1823663
Then Bob and Jon roll 1d10
Jon's bonus is 25
Bob's is 5. Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive
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>>1823673
I was not lurking i was out at a dinner function and only just got back. had to skim through everything.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1823677
RIP, see you in the next life, master Mark
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1823677
common
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1823677
Whats OPs roll for?
Can we attempt to counter with an attack?
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>>1823682
>Whats OPs roll for?
for my despair and anger
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>>1823682
Well it's for BROBAT TO SUDDENLY FLY IN AND SHOVE HIS FOOT UP JON'S ASS TO INTERRUPT THE ATTACK
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>>1823687
Oh shit Bro! You dealt with Broseph?
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>>1823687
Aw yiss Brobat best Brobat. The best at Ass-kicking.
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>>1823687
That's bullshit
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>>1823690
That's OP baby.
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>>1823687
didn't you use intercept already?
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>>1823692
That's bullshit is what it is, you were fucking dead but you are too much being OP's pet
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>>1823688
"Fuck no. I ran away like a little bitch., It's a total shitshow aout there"
>>1823693
Each person has their own intercept. The one who had used up their intercept is Mark.
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>>1823695
still this is bull, that means the fight was interupted by out side source much like my duel.
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>>1823699
Just like how somebody can be inactive for most of the thread then suddenly jumps into the middle of battle.
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>>1823695
What about the notorious goblin vampire assassin One Eyed Scrooge? Also VK died sadly
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>>1823701
that's an AFK box I have no control over that, if anything just make bob inactive for the rest of the fight. You don't have to kill him but he can't help anymore
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>>1823702
"Oh. Then the notorious goblin vampire assassin One Eyed Scrooge has joined VK."
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>>1823708
Dammit. We've lost most of our gang! Whitebeard, VK, Scrooge.. Make sure you don't join them bro!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1823706
Then roll 1d10 to channel you literal butthurt, due to having Brobat's foot up your ass. To finish off Bob
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>>1823715
that was a big butthurt
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>>1823715
Sure, you didn't make Broseph. Bobs didn't make Brobat interrupt you either.
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>>1823713
Spin Drill Attack while your foot is still up his ass Brobat!
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>>1823729
alright that butt hurt is rather funny
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>>1823729
RIP
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>>1823725
Oh yes. Twist our words around for your own benefit. I asked what his roll was for and if we (Bob) could use an attack to counter yours. Brobat jumping in was NPC shenanigans.
Well congratulations then. I have no more reason to play in this quest. Go look for another butt to be the joke of.
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>>1823729
Anyway. Jon now has internal bleeding and will die soon if not treated.
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>>1823733
I suggested him being knocked out
looks like that's what is going to happen.
You aint dead yet.
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>>1823735
Give him a suppository
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>>1823742
finish off from the battle doesn't mean you aren't still alive. Fine you wanna be dead then be dead.
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>>1823739
As his final act in this battle, Bob tries to Give Jon a suppository.
But then he slipped and shoved his entire fist up Jon's anus
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>>1823749
now I got two vamps fisting me
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>>1823749
Welp, his anus can't recover from that
Fall unconscious with fist still in butt
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>>1823751
only one.
The other guy's using his foot.
Anyway, it's the golems turn
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>>1823753
Shit, I fell asleep. At least the thread's still up.
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>>1823754
That tactic is pretty good in the midst of battles
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>>1823753
so Bob is dead or not?
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>>1823754
Mind the torrent of assblood from Jon
>>1823759
Is dead yet not or Bob
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>>1823762
How about we roll if Bob survived or not
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>>1823762
If Bob isn't dead, attack him. Which of my attack does maximum damage again?
If Bob is dead - Is there a way to debuff Mark? If not - shoot him with shoulder cannons.
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>>1823768
im fine with bob staying alive just knocked out and out of battle
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>>1823768
Sure why the ass not.
Bob roll 1d10
1-4: Dead
5-8: KO'd
9-10: KO'd but now Jon has AIDS
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1823776
I'll leave it up to you, dice god
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>>1823769
>Which of my attack does maximum damage again?
A normal attack or the shoulder charge.
It does 8 gram of damages
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on the other hand party seems losing, not enough active players. maybe help them retreat
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>>1823777
saved from AIDS
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>>1823780
Mark is the only one left
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>>1823787
welp now JON has aids
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>>1823787
Oh hey. Jon has AIDS now.
That Golem is looking a bit too much at Bob's succulent, unprotected ass
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>>1823798
So can I rip his head off or not
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>>1823811
no he's out of battle
just attack mark I'll give you your over drive
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>>1823811
You should be more focused against Mark, since I believe he is still alive.
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>>1823811
Rolll 1d10 against Bob for the answer
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1823820
Rollan'
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1823820
Oh shit
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1823820
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>>1823826
So murder Mark, then. He's the most dangerous threat right now.
Plus, we need someone to ransom the vampiric horror to, and we can't do that if Bob's dead.
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>>1823826
>>1823827
Too bad Fagmeister. Now get a heeaping dose of Jon's assblood.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1823834
Roll 2d10
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Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d10)
>>1823836
for fucks sake
my depression and anger mess with aim
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>>1823836
>>1823834
I didn't flee from battle, it's just that OP's consistent desire to host constantly in a single thread means that people like myself will fall asleep due to fatigue.
Anyway, how much health does Mark have left, what are his current stats, and do we still have a spare combo laying about?
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>>1823842
and my Hemorrhoid blood
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>>1823843
If you don't feel like being up for whole battle, don't start participating in it in the first place
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>>1823842
1 hit!
Mark now has 24/30 HP left
>>1823843
MARK's current stats:
Power: 45
Speed: 15
Health: 24/30
Special: 18
Will: 22
Party combo count: 0
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>>1823849
you can't expect people to play 24 hours people are gonna fall asleep
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>>1823851
Well, crap. Jon, can you give me 5 sips of a power potion or something?
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>>1823856
yeah go for it
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>>1823851
Anyway. It's Mark's turn now. Then it will be Wilda's.
Present hunters roll 1d10
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1823864
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>>1823872
no I just went before Golem
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>>1823872
Jon already got his turn. Had a fist and a foot shoved up his ass for it.
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>>1823876
drink your potion
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1823864
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1823870
And so He of the bleeding ass is targetted.
Roll 1d10
Jon has 39/2 = 19 Power due to Bob's weed potion
Mark has +45 Power
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1823884
isn't that auto win for Mark?
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>>1823854
It's more about "don't leave people waiting for your roll" not for staying online this long
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>>1823888
I get that but still we are reaching the 24 hour mark
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>>1823886
Yes.
Jon has 11 HP left.
Now it's Wilda's turn
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>>1823892
at least post warning or something, geez.
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>>1823896
fair enough
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>>1823899
while Wilda is afk again
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>>1823893
Hey OP
you wanna call it a day?
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>>1823907
It's actually night.
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>>1823913
so night then? since it's day here
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>>1823914
Sure. anyway. Game saved. Tobe continued. yadda yadda.
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>>1823918
Guess we'll need to finish Mark off next thread. Good bread, anyweay.
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>>1823923
Oh yes. NOW you're active.
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>>1823918
it's like overwriting quicksave when you have almost zero HP left during boss fight
thanks for bread
I even hit two times something today
doesn't balanceentire destruction of everything dear to metho
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>>1823927
Again, I fell asleep because for some reason, you think hosting a all-day-and-nighter is a good idea.
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>>1823935
It's because you are weak
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>>1823941
Or that we aren't neets
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>>1823946
The fact that I'm not one is why I run like this.
I don't get a freeday all the time.
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>>1823953
yeah it cant be helped now since your free days are now once a week.
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>>1823959
I think he said it gets a bit better after this month.
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>>1823962
life is a bitch but it gets better
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I fell asleep.
At least we're not dead.
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>>1824441
yet
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Thread I'm 21600 Seconds
More like Thread whenever OP Finishes that dog he put in the crockpot last TuesdayIt's been past an hour since predicted thread time where the hell is he
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>>1823733
>I asked what his roll was for and if we (Bob) could use an attack to counter yours. Brobat jumping in was NPC shenanigans.
That's true. The final attack after being knocked out is unusual though, I don't remember anyone else doing it before. Seems pretty powerful if we can do it.
>>1823742
>And since when have you you lot ever spared a vampire with just a "knocking out"?
I have, I'm the one with the most captures and non-lethal KOs actually. Those were mostly done under the expectation of special effects though, since I'm not aware if we can do normal KOs. If we could do normal non-lethal KOs, then I'd be more open to doing that more often.
I and I think by extension the rest of the Hunters haven't tried sparing anyone besides Bob because nobody is as cooperative or helpful as him. So if we do meet other enemies like that, then I think we would.
>>1823787
Well you managed to survive in any case. Feel free to join us in the next thread when you're around.
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