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YOU are ANON, glorious lurker of the interwebs, most magnificent of all poorly drawn stickmen.
During your usual evenings perusal of the hottest internet locations, you have, unfortunately found your evening's glow interrupted by a stupid online argument. In the course of said argument, your opponent happened to utter a particularly vulgar phrase. Yes, he told you, amazing, genius you, to go piss up a rope!
Now, normally such a comment would simply flow past you as water from a duck's back, but this one, this one has stuck. It has taken root. It grows, slowly, eating up your thoughts like a ravenous beast. You must obey it. You must attempt... to piss up a rope.
Sadly you have fallen not even at the first hurdle for you haven't even reached the starting blocks, indeed you have yet to even don your ceremonial numbered shirt for you find yourself struck by a terrible realization: you have neither a rope, nor the need to piss.
What do?
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>>178
> [x] Browse Gelbooru for loli watersports
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>>218
You attempt to browse [nigger]booru, for loli watersports, however you are thwarted by the Royal Society for the Protection of Morals siteblocking app, as installed on all Good Citizen's computers as of the Totally Legit Not at all Invasive For The Children Act of 20X8.
Fortunately thanks to the honor system for self arrest means as introduced by the See, We're not a Police State Act of 20XX, you have up to 28 hours before you are required to hand yourself in to a helpful Incarcercorp Operative at the nearest detention centre. You can't wait too long though, last time you tried to evade arrest you gave yourself a nasty black eye in the ensuing scuffle.
You are now on a TIME LIMIT, and still have neither rope nor urine.
What do?
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>>411
Collect American beer. This will be chemically close enough to piss to work.
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>>411
>[x] Grab a 3 liter bottle of water and run to the hardware store.
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Locate the door and erotically rub against the doorknob.
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grab a beer bottle and chug it down
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>>454
You attempt to collect Amer**an Beer, sadly your arms still have not developed great stretching powers despite your regular, huge workouts and you are unable to reach far enough to grab some of that delicious horse urine from the lemon-scented wasteland that once produced such a valuable beverage.
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>>459
You grab your bottle of government approved HEALTHY DRINK and vacate your hovel. You are prepared to run to the hardware store, however you are faced with a conundrum. The fastest way to the HARDware store is up Shub Drive, however the road there is currently populated by a small group of UPSTANDING ETHNICALLY DIVERSE CITIZENS. As such you don't really want to go that way, for fear of POST COLONIAL RESTITUTION. If you do not swallow your fear, you will be forced to take a more scenic route.
What do?
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>>644
>Run through the niggers
>Piss on them for defense
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>>644
ask the pakis if they want a game of cricket and a kebab
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>>644
Grab the timer and bend it into a rope-like form.
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>>664
You attempt to pass by the LAW ABIDING CITIZENS with the assistance of speed! Your supreme fitness allows you to achieve the astounding feat of moving at near the speed of smell! Sadly that terrible limitation rears it's ugly head as you find yourself rapidly overpowered by the PLEASANT FRAGRANCE of your opposition.
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>>836
>[x] Breath deep and become culturally enriched
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>>664
Fearing your seemingly inevitable defeat at the hands of your nauseating foe, you attempt to counter. You whip out your [REDACTED] and prepare to share your own manly fragrance with the encroaching horde.
Oh no! You have not yet consumed your HEALTHY DRINK! You still are unable to produce urine, and thus your amazing idea is thwarted. Tragedy.
You lose consciousness.
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>>669
As you return to consciousness, you find yourself beset by terrible darkness! You proposes to the darkness that you and any pakis in the vicinity could go for a game of [REDACTED] and a CITIZEN OF ETHNIC ORIGIN.
The darkness says nothing.
What do?
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>no replies
QUEST IS DEEEEEAAAAAAAD
Clearly this calls for me to go on a 41 month hiatus so I can find myself as an artist and writer.
Keep the thread bumped, please wait warmly.
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>>1024
ur an inpiraton m9
shine on u crazy doge
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