Perry the Pumpkin

>>1678
TRY TO JUMP SOMEWHERE

Roll away

>>1678

Attempt to roll in to cover and hide.

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>>1704
All according to plan, PERRY is rolling away behind a few bales of hay, hidden from view of the farmer.

But those bales of hay are only a few feet away from the place PERRY was when this quest was initially started, and the wind is blowing hard, this farmer is getting inquisitive of the surrounding area.

What advice do you give PERRY ?

>>1735
Change your face into a much more positive one

>>1735
Wait and see what happens.

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>>1746
It appears as if all of the hay that had previously concealed PERRY has blown away into the sky.

The farmer is now breathing hard onto PERRY causing HIS pumpkin pores to perspire.

There is only a brief moment of time that PERRY has before the farmer is certain of HIS existence. HE can say only one thing towards the farmer. What do you suggest it be?

>>1761
NIGGER

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>>1768
The farmer is 100% sure of PERRY'S existence. PERRY is able to get a clear look as he shouts "NIGGER!" at the farmer.

What can only be described as floating street chalk holding a sledgehammer in his mouth has NO QUARTER after the crude remark. It is ready to smash PERRY !

It is now or never, and PERRY needs to raise arms against this fiendish farmer! What do you suggest HE do to combat this antagonist?

>>1794
Make like a tree and leave

>>1794

Reveal his unknown powers as a meme master and tell him

YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>>1794
SPIT IN HIS FACE

>>1794
Eat him and turn into a bigger pumpkin

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>>1810
PERRY is the catalyst for this chalk's destiny. As HE pronounces the words "You're a big guy." the chalk is at a loss for words, scrambling for the perfect mix of two simple words.

He is weak, now is PERRY'S chance! Quick, guide!

>>1863
Call him all the curse words you can think of

>>1863
FUCKING RUN

>>1863

Continue with the meme bombardment, it's his only chance, he can't run.

THIS PUMPKIN HAS A FUNNY FACE

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>>1878
PERRY releases an onslaught of every single dirty, lewd, word HE knows.

The chalk crumbles under pressure, and PERRY reigns champion of the farmstead. As hard wind blows the dust into the sky, PERRY starts to wonder about EXISTENCE . Being a pumpkin is rather existential. Was HIS only purpose to kill this innocent farmer?

Any help for HIM ...?

>>1905
Let his ashes blow out into the wind, he was a dirty cocksucker anyway

>>1905

he rolls downhill trying to find his purpose

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>>1908
>>1910
After all of the ashes blow into the star filled sky, PERRY starts to roll down the nearest slope.

... HE starts to wonder how deep this slope is...

Jesus Christ there's millions of spikes at the bottom of this. There truly is no way of escaping this situation, HE wonders why you have forsaken him.

Is there any more advice you can give? Truly, any?

>>1939
pray

>>1939
Force projectile vomiting for a boost upwards at the end of the slope, Perry!

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>>1948
HE couldn't get through the Trinitarian Formula before HE died.

A shame, really. Let this be a lesson to all out there that think this is a game. PERRY is dead, but you are not. So, PERRY still lives on as long as you live on, as an IDEA !

Thanks guys for doing this retarded quest thing. I thought it would be pretty fun and it kinda was but man was writing out and drawing shitty drawings a real daunting task. Sorry if you wanted to continue but I'm real tired and wasn't planning on going that far anyway. Have a good night / day depending on where you live!

>>1984
rip ;-;