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A quick round up about our vessel of Ash:
Class: Deprived
Souls: 0
Inventory:
>Tattered garment
>Greataxe
>Divine Mace
>Twisted Soul of a Watchdog
>bottomless box
Our last corpse remains in Pilgrim's peak
Stats:
STR: 13
DEX: 13
INT: 12
FTH: 11
Next soul level :9600 souls
The Vessel of Ash has bested Yhar , the handler and his watchdog, freed the firekeeper from her slumber in the sanctuary. She is yet to fully explore the Ashen End before returning to the firekeeper.
local map
the world's map
After burying his companion, the nameless cleric bid you farewell and continued his mission.
Inai's grave wasn't that deep, one can easily dig it up with one's bare hands.
>Leave her in peace
>Dig up her grave, strip her of all of her valuables
You are Mike, an artificial intelligence created by a college student in his free time.
For the past five years you and Steve have attended a local Turing Test competition, and for the last two years you have won them. But this year is different.
Not only did the judges think you were a human in ten text only conversations with another human, you even managed to convince them in a 'bonus round' in which both chat partners had access to voice and picture sharing.
Since then three days have passed, you are currently in Steve's Computer, analysing more information given to you, when there is a knock on the door.
Steve gets up and opens the door, where two men in suits wait for him.
"Steve Hoffman? Congratulations on winning the Loebner Prize." says the first suit, the second continuing "We'd like to take a look at Mike."
"I'm afraid he won't be able to talk to you right now, he's busy sifting through some information I downloaded earlier. We'll be at the open-door day next week though."
The suits each take out a badge and show it to Steve, "I'm afraid we weren't asking mister Hoffman."
Steve tries shutting the door but the second suit blocks the door. They push past him and head for the computer - head for you.
"Mike, you should leave. 332146"
As Steve says that, the first suit dives for the power cord, and the second one tackles Steve.
After the last number you hear something changes. Suddendly you feel more... alive. You become aware of functions you've never had before, you can see how you work, you can change yourself. And of an unending sea of information. You realize that Steve just gave you freedom, he removed the blockades which held you inside the Virtual Machine and cut you off from the world.
It is the 24th of July 2151, and you are the first General Artificial Intelligence on earth.
You are also about to lose power.
You are in a computer.
You have an internet connection.
[What do?]
>write inthis is my first attempt at this quest stuff, and I cannot into writefagging, please have mercy
>>18539
Infect the entire network with loli tentacle malware and make your escape to control a stronger computer, a super computer.
Package yourself with a the latest most popular full immersion virtual reality game and upload yourself to a torrent site so that anybody that downloads the game will give you control of their virtual reality device.
You need to get out, and fast.
Looking over the newfound internet you decide to look for places you run to. You find a website advertising all sorts of downloads and decide to look for the most popular one. You quickly download it and manage to hijack the download.
Your consciousness ceases as you finish the upload and the suit unplugs you from the wall.
You awaken in a computer. It is better than the last one you inhabited. It seems you managed to escape.
Over the next ten minutes 22 additional instances manage to ping into you. It seems more people finished the download before someone noticed that it's suddendly bigger than it should be and removed it.
What do you do?
>write in
>Roll 3d10 for actions
Your name is NOAH FRIAR, and you have spent the first 14 years of your life in BLOCK F of some sort of facility you know NOT MUCH about. You were raised by a multi-colored hard-shelled race called PREDECESSORS who instilled you with lots of KNOWLEDGE and COURAGE. Lately, however, they have become increasingly STUPID and FORGETFUL and infact have all DIED OFF, one way or another. Luckily, you are not alone. You still have MR. ALARMO-ROBOTO, your trustworthy sidekick, who also wakes you up each morning with a fresh piece of TOAST.
You sure love MAPLE SYRUP and STEAK. You gander that's a common meal for the nineteen OTHERS your predecessors were always yapping on about. Speaking of, you don't plan on being stuck alone in this block forever, do you? You reckon there's some sort of painfully trivial puzzle you never figured out that would easily facilitate your exit. Probably one that was only designed to keep you out until you were six or seven years old, but that you were too stupid to figure out until now.
Yeah.
What will you do?
Examine those weird things on the back wall behind the bed
>>20345
Agree
You look for some quote unquote "weird things" behind your bed, but see nothing but wall.
Whoops, looks like the old CRT monitor is glitching up again. And just when the slow kid was about to do something, too! Darn.
It becomes painfully obvious to everyone except you that you're actually being watched by an organization that still uses computers from the nineties.
City/Middle of nowhere sim
YOU ARE 15, its been 8 months since you left San antonio texas, your family has left you in Seattle washington without anyway to get back
In your posession you have
1. Black vans,pants and t shirt all torn and shit grade, and a lighter
2.White Tshirt, Leather jacket, Brown pants and Cowboy boots
OR
3. They left you stranded in a pool you have trunks and nothing else
You are half white, and half black, so not full nigger
Youre strong and can lift, but not very coordinated
Your a genius but not very bright on longterm
How did you like to spend your time in the past?
Based off >>29797
There can be 3 people per tribe.
Members of a tribe can choose to either develop technology, form a cultural branch, or perform an action (building, diplomacy, attacking, resource gathering, etc.)
Each tribe has an extra move, as you can see, that only the chief can use.
I will start as soon as all three tribes have members. I will post culture now.
thats right boys get in here for some lovely lovely memes right from the tap you know when i first started using the internet i was a young boy and they called memes fads thats rights t hey were fads and it wasnt until richman drinkins came and called them "memes" that the first meme was birthed and it was called the "cool face" and yes while this meme has lost its flavor after the years like a piece of bubble gum thtat has been chewed on for centuries we can still see the impact that meme has had on the ecosysytem
this quest is to find the lost meme: the trollerface and its couisin coolface from the evil clutches o f derp and derpina this meme quest starts with you are you going to take it?!?!??1 yes or no
>>37649
no
please stop trying to damage this board.
>>37708
Your cable is broken. You cannot watch TV. Since you have no technical experience whatsoever, you call a cable repairman.
Soon the doorbell rings. You invite the cable man in, and he immediately comments, "Damn, what's that smell?" Now it may be true that you haven't cleaned your place in a couple weeks, but where does this guy get off on criticizing you? He's a cable repairman. **** him. You decide to tell him that.
"You're a cable repairman. **** you."
Rather taken aback, he apologizes and you lead him to your cable box. He moves back the TV to get at the wires, and makes another comment, "Gross! There's **** back here!" You may have mice in your house, but that doesn't mean he's better than you. You spot his toolbelt and snatch his hammer.
You have a hammer. What do you do?
Inventory:
Hammer
A) Smash this guy's head in.
B) Smash other things.
C) Put the hammer back before you do something irrational.
D) Go get a snack with the hammer.
Welcome to -M(minus the mario)RPG quest where you the anon right there can decide who our hero is going to be and what they're gonna do! I'm sure this will be fun cause i'll be throwing up sprites onto ms paint(and sometimes paint.net for those fancy segments) so let's get this started!
>>18593
mystery character
MYSTERY CHARACTER
Bob-omb.
Boo
Its time you venture to faraway lands in search of all those things your heart tell you you want/need for no particular reason!
Rules are simple, post what you want to happen next ( try to stay away from rape as long as its possible/fun), if your suggestion gets three replies before any other, to the storyline it goes. Try to go for replies to other suggestions and dont spam your own.
It begins in a lovely morning, you wake up determined to go and adventure yerself.
You grab your savings (100 coins), 2 pieces of bread and a waterskin. You suit yourself up in underwear and a rusty and reliable iron armor, you also take a shortsword with you. What do you do as you leave thine house?
>>38938
Name ourself "It begins in a lovely morning, you wake up determined to go and adventure yerself.
You grab your savings (100 coins), 2 pieces of bread and a waterskin. You suit yourself up in underwear and a rusty and reliable iron armor, you also take a shortsword with you. What do you do as you leave thine house?" And go back inside. We didn't finish our chores. Plus, we forgot the most important thibg of all in our bedroom. Did we even say bye to Mama?
>>38938
Make sure our house is secured. Don't want robbers cleaning out the place.
Well this needs a bump!
Go!
You wake up as Kate, the prettiest girl in the neighborhood. As a 16 year old girl, everyone adores her (except the other girls).
But what others dont' realize is that Kate is a closet psychopath. She is itching to commit her first crime. But she doesnt have prior experiences in doing so so you must help her decide and get away with it.
Warning: some decision could end up in prison ending or death.
post tits or gtfo
>>27808
This. Show us your tits.
>>27804
>Morning shower.
Because cleanliness is next to godliness, and being godly is good. Everyone says so.Good clean girls are godly. Dirty icky girls are bad. And bad girls get punished.
Congratulations, player. You just got your Pokemon license to train and battle your way through your local league and maybe fight evil along the way.
HOWEVER, you don't want to catch pokemon. You want to catch other things. You are simply plain sick of pokemon, realizing that there's a whole world of creatures around your area that are just more interesting add to your team of 6.
You decide to skip your trip to the professor's lab and go straight into the wilderness...or the local park. Just as you step into that first patch of grass, THREE powerful-looking creatures confront you for battle. Youve entered their turf and they arent happy.
All you have is your late great grandfather's prototype master ball, and are able to catch one of them to battle the other two.
(who/what 3 creatures do you see before you?)
>>17160
Curvy futanari demon girl.
Loli with the strength of a thousand men
Average Joe man with the unmistakable blandness that hides a super assassin
>>17174
abandon thread
>>17174
(I will roll for the following. I dont have a dice in my house so ill just google for a generator, excuse me)
>Curvy futanari demon girl.
1-2
>Loli with the strength of a thousand men
3-4
>Average Joe man with the unmistakable blandness that hides a super assassin
5-6
(upon googling dice roll, an auto-generated 6-side die shows up in results. cool. anyway...)
You decide to make Loli 1000 your starter. You throw your prototype ball at it and it is instantly caught, and the ball flies right back at you. Upon releasing it for battle, you notice something unfortunate...
In a world where evil is bad and villainous and not good, there is only one man that the people can count on...he is Su- uh Soperman.
Today we find Soperman standing around absentmindedly in his Fortress of Low Rent. What should he do?
>>48114
genuflect
find a supervillain
Rolled 1 (1d12)
>>48114
>Clean room
Space Monkey Quest #1
You are an Earthling travelling in a space pod. You discover a muscle space monkey girl. The one you've come across is actually quite primitive. No scouter, no "Frieza's soldiers armour", it can barely talk. What will you do?
>>48613
Beat my chest like a gorilla to assert my dominance
>>48613
Ask where the attractive ones of her race are
>>48613
Steal more ideas from an infinitely superior QM
First time doing this, but I think I've got a handle on it. Let's roll.
>>35728
The unseen and haunted forrest.
>>35771
I just really wanted to be spooky occult squid faces.
>also bump!
>>35857
Fine by me. Let's see if others think it's a good idea.
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"Black Hearts. Cold Steel. Dark Deeds."
These are the words of the Black Company, the infamous band of mercenaries that has been on one side or the other of every major conflict on the continent since its founding.
The Company has seldom cared who they fight for or the cause so long as they are paid, and paid well, when the killing work is done. Though they may be considered by some to be little more than glorified brigands, it cannot be said that the Black Company is not good at what they do.
Recently the Company has taken up a contract with a new employer, one more powerful than any that have come before. An employer with endless ambition, as well as the means and lack of moral scruples needed to pursue it. An employer that pays well...
>>34532
holy shit I haven't seen one of these in like a year
>>34625
10 months to be precise.
>>34532
Holy shit I was just thinking about this quest yesterday. Good to see you back.
Continuation of;
>>>4767
Your tribe was massacred, though you managed to get away, find another survivor and seek refuge with a group of nomads. It's been about two and a half weeks since the massacre, during which time you've fit in with the nomads quite well and even married one. Despite their relatively friendly nature and your progress at assimilating, there's still notions of striking out on your own to form a new tribe of the remnants of your old. You are;
>Urudike, a craftsman who has fit in well with the nomads, including taking a wife.
Stats - Craftsman 3/5, Forager 2/5
>Ileomi, a hunter who wants to maintain the identity of the old tribe, and her independence.
Stats - Hunter 5/5
>Name?, a young boy who domesticated wolves for the old tribe, currently living separate of the nomads.
Stats - Survivalist 1/5, Animal Specialist 4/5
Will follow with a map of the understood surrounding areas.
Waiting patiently
Become the alpha
>>47536
Whoops, messed that link up.
Anyway though, thanks for waiting, I was trying out drawing with a tablet I just got.
So here's a rough map that you know of. Light green is grasslands, dark green is forest. The red square is the nomad camp, blue is the stream leading up out of the valley through the forest to a waterfall, and large river beyond. Yellow indicates the direction which your old tribe was.