All Good Things Edition
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Recently: You and Robin have battled and battled, and you're both down to your last Pokemon. This is it.
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There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.
Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.
Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.
Combat involves rolls! Once there's a clear vote winner, we roll for the move accuracy/crit/secondary effect. Usually it's just three 1d100s. Sometimes you can get a modifier from circumstances, so be creative! Add flair, do tricks with moves, mess with terrain, whatever! This is not a video game. Weak moves tend to be quicker.
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Pokemon on you:
Devon (Houndoom)
Zappy Dan (Magnezone) - KO
Aria (Meloetta) - KO
Vlad (Crobat) - Out
Trunks (Trevenant) - KO
Oberon (Garchomp) - KO
PC Box:
Raistlin (Alakazam)
Destiny (Kingdra)
Fel (Butterfree)
Leviathan (Gyarados)
Nibbles (Tyrantrum)
Lugia (Adelaide)
Butts time!
Awww yiss
>That thread title
I wasn't ready for these feelings.
oh shit nigger this overplayed trope is happening again
>Enter Name
>>615792
Pat O'Neill.
>>615792
Daniel Necroman
aka
Dan Nero
Jacks.
A bit of a misnomer, as you are not the inquisition. You are, however, under there command. Be you scum (IG), tithe (also IG), a xeno who embraced the emperor (ordos xenos), or a human heretic who's willing to serve anyways (ordos hereticus), you all managed to wind up as a tool for bullshit.
>all I need is a name and a short discription of each character, nothing fancy, just need an idea of what you should be capable of. I start at 2.
>>609393
Gallia Houlvian, licensed soothe sayer with the best training in the physic disciplines his family's wealth and extensive contacts within the AAT could buy. He is an accomplished fencer with his mono sabre and also has a well made las pistol for ranged combat and a mono wip called "Kiss" that he received from one of his instructors with whom he had a close relationship. He is unfailingly polite if sometimes snide and sexually promiscuous but honest. When in doubt go oscar wilde?
>>609411
Highborn gentleman who says soothe. Would you be so kind as to place your name in the provided field for the ease of access of myself and others?
>>609417
Oh, and for future reference "soothe" is to calm "sooth" translates to truth. In case making calming voice *isn't* your power.
Flogging a Dead Horse Edition
>Previously on Spartan-II Quest...
After being orbitally dropped Damien and the strike teams of OPERATION FULMEN get to work. Damien successfully manages to take out an Anaconda AA emplacement as well as a column of fleeing troops and Machine Gun trucks. After interrogating the location of the next set of AA guns and the Jammer Damien learns Fireteam Hammerhead suffered from a hot drop...
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EQUIPMENT
>Black Body Suit
>+2 to Sneaking rolls
>+2 to Movement rolls
>XBR55 Prototype Battle Rifle (Medium to Long Range)
>Silencers
>Stabilization Jets - Reduces recoil. +1 to all shots from any range
>Variable Scopes. (Assist with long-range- Targeting)
>M41 SPNKR (Explosive, Medium - Long) - 1 missile remaining
>Two Frag Grenades
Hammerhead. 15 confirmed KIA Casualties. 5 MIA. Lt is missing. How Advise?
You continue to run as the message rest in the upper corner of your HUD. The destroyed remnants of the convoy of insurrectionist troops a monument to your ability. You crush a helmet beneath your boots as you climb over the wrecked debris of the bridge. As you jump off the stacked debris and vehicles you bring up the TEU map.
OPERATION FULMEN UNITS
>A = Units 1 and 2 -Infantrymen and ground vehicles. Last known strength 60 men and 15 Warthogs CURRENTLY DEFENDING
>B = Units 3 and 4 - Air support. Last known strength 6 Pelicans. Used to be 8. HOLDING POSITION
>C = Units 5 and 6 - Sappers. High explosive teams. Last known strength 50 Men. TACTICAL RETREAT. LAYING TRAPS. TRAPS ARE THE YELLOW. (Will be blown once given orders from WOLFHOUND OR ANY SPARTAN)
>D = Units 7 and 8 - Light Infantrymen. Scouts and asset recovery. Last known strength 40 Men. FULL RETREAT. SPARTAN-II IS ATTACHED TO THIS UNIT
>Red Dots = Insurrectionist forces. Reports have each dot ranging to be 20-30 men armed with UNSC and civilian weaponry.
>Damien-032 is the brown Dot between B and A
>Green Dot is Raynor-909. Currently leading the light infantrymen and recon troops back to A. FULL RETREAT
>Purple Dot below D is Solomon-069. SEARCHING FOR JAMMER
>White Dots are ODST UNITS.EACH DOT IS 10 MEN AND WOMEN
>COPPER - Dots defending at Alpha.
>WOLFHOUND - Below the Yellow Dots indicating the traps. Searching for survivors while drawing Insurrectionist towards traps
>HAMMER HEAD - Positioned on the lower west side of the map. Received heavy damage from AA Guns on drop. LT. Dana's status is unknown. Requesting orders. They will default to seeking out Lt. Dana if no orders are given.
>What orders do you have to give?
>What will you do?
>>619399
>>What orders do you have to give?
the moment innies get a good portion of guys in the traps, have the sappers detonate them.
See if we can have C and D fall back East to sandwich the innie forces and clear them out quicker.
Where was LT's last known location?
>Information
This quest takes place long before the events of The Last Airbender. Long before Aang, Roku, Kyoshi, Kuruk, or Yangchen. You play as a young Earthbender from a small village in one of the many Kingdoms scattered across the main continent. As a powerful villain strives to dominate the world, you will be forced to make choices that can stop it, aid it, or have no effect whatsoever.
>Rules
After each update I make, there will be a voting period of ten minutes. Once ten minutes have passed, whatever option has the most support will be the winner.
Write-ins are accepted, but only when specified If you see a write-in option, suggest whatever you like. If not, choose from the options I have provided.
Sometimes, rolls will be required. I will assign them, and they will operate under a d100 system. You will have three chances, and if one of the rolls succeeds, you pass. There are no crits, but I do take into account how much you succeed or fail by.
I reserve the right to veto certain write-ins, but will try to avoid doing so.
I hope you all have fun
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LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED
Tigerdillo fucking when
>>614684
Don't you mean Armadillo Lion?
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I groan tiredly as I drag the big bastard behind me, never heavy fishmen were, though should've known they'd be big sons of bitches with how hug Ginegin is as just half of one. I really should've just left him bleeding in the streets, but...that isn't who I am..but HE really could skip a meal or two, maybe even four of them, god knows he doesn't need anymore food if he's this big. It feels like I've been carrying a cart behind me like some withered old horse.
Thankfully I haven't been jumped by any of the other revolutionaries while I've been making my way back to the fort, because I'm not sure I could aim right with how much my back is hurting right now.
I groan as I step in front of the massive iron gates keeping the fort locked up and safe, and drop the fishman's arm as I raise my hand into the air, trying to get their attention without making anymore of a ruckus then I have to.
Nothing happens for a long awkward moment, so I draw one of my revolvers and aim at the watch tower window and pull the trigger. The gun shot echos through the streets as I hear the watchman yelping and panicking as he runs around in his room.
"RIGHT AWAY MISS DE'TERRAR!" He shouts loudly as I twirl my shooter around and stuff it back in its holster, grabbing the fishman and with some effort and will not to just leave him here for someone else to grab, I pull him through the gates, grunting and wheezing as I struggle to drag the big dead weight even a few more feet.
And I drop him the second I get him past the gates, and slump over with a tired sigh, putting one hand on my back as I try to find my breath and figure out if I'm going to be able to keep standing after all of this exercise.
I slowly stand back up and not even a second later I hear Ochamu running toward me, and I'm too tired to get out of her way. Next thing I know, I'm being squeezed in my big friend's arms as she blubbers and cries in my chest, while all I can hear are my bones creaking as she hugs me tighter and tighter.
"Oh I was getting worried there for a moment that I'd be stuck with these three all alone" Jack says smugly from the side where he's standing, while Yotshi tries to pry Ochamu off of me "Which would just drive me mad"
"I'm so glad you're all right" Ochamu manages to say without crying "I was so worried and..and,Bwaaaah"
"Hey, she's not going to be all right if you keep crushing her like that!" Yotshi says as Ochamu starts crying and hugs me even tighter than before, but then she finally lets me go, and strangely enough, my back doesn't hurt anymore...guess she cracked it in just the right way or something.
"Sorry Adela" She sniffles, wiping her nose as I rub my back and shake my head as Bellary flutters on down next to me, growing back to her full size in a moment "I was just"
Cont
>>619935
"it's fine..it's fine, I'm used to it" I say as I glance at Bellary as she stares up me "uh?"
"Glad your alright" She says simply, smiling as she looks towards the closing gate "I don't think we could make it through this without you, also...I was, really worried to..to be honest"
"Same here" Yotshi says dully, pushing his glasses up as Jack grunts and smirks
What do I do?
[] Chat with my friends and explain what's happening
[]Barricade and prepare for an assault
[] get permission to take my friends and ride Serri to the docks to face the problem
[] Comfort Captain Fal
[] See where Mr Bellows is
[] Stop a mutiny before it can even start, and scare all the other marines straight
[] Look for coffee or a place to pass out under
[] Ask how bad it is
[] Tell a tall tale about what happened out there
[] write in
>>619938
>[] Stop a mutiny before it can even start, and scare all the other marines straight
>[]Barricade and prepare for an assault
>>619938
>[] Comfort Captain Fal
>[] Chat with my friends and explain what's happening
>[] Stop a mutiny before it can even start, and scare all the other marines straight
Hi HM, how are you tonight? Your Bleach quest going well?
Gods above and below people, sit down and listen up! It has come to my attention, that as of fifteen minutes ago, our guild hall has crossed the dimensional void, and has been transported to some strange new world! Now personally, I know you all want to blame the Guild's "Rift Wizards" for this fuck up, but I'm afraid that isn't quite the case. Although you're all welcome to try...
So, until we get thrusted back to our own plane of existence, I suggest you people make the best of this, and come up with a plan!
In the meantime, I'm going to go drown my sorrows in a barrel of Wyverns Grut ale!
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FAQ:
>What in God's name even is this shit?
Well... it's really just a bunch of crack-infused free-form roleplay set in a fantasy world known as Thelia Gran. It was created by the people who brought to life, TG's beloved, "Inquisitorial Penal Regiment", and is very similar in style to TG's "Mages guild".
>When do you guys make these threads?
Usually saturdays at 4PM GMT, and we usually do some actual adventures on our discord throughout the week.
>Can I join in?
Sure, just think of a character and have fun. We've had everything from necromancers, to paladins, to human fighters, to even the occasional demi god show up. Just think of something and join in!
>Is it allowed to have more than a single character?
Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.
>So how you guys do the playan'?
We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone.
We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone.
Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better.
>opens his window and peeks outside carefully
>>618197
>He'd peek over the beastman's shoulder.
So? What's it look like out there? Lakes of lava? Monsters as far as they eye can see? ... Elysium?
>>618202
A whole lotta.. swamp
>he looks into the distance
swamp, trees and some smokestacks
hell no, im staying inside
>he goes to the tavern section of the guild's estate
Chapter Directory: http://pastebin.com/sgnYBisDWelcome readers to Scrumptious Calem and Kuudere Serena's Tubular Voyage, a ridiculously wacky over-the-top monster-of-the-week reinterpretation of the plot of Pokemon X and Y! This story has moved from /vp/ after being hosted there since Oct. 2013, if you're new and this is your first time with us, please consider catching up with the dropbox archives in the Chapter Directory for the latest on our lore and inside jokes or sit down and enjoy the ride with little-to-no context whatsoever! Either way, you're in for a show! Now enough explanations, any longer and Gen VII will have come out! Enjoy!Nothing much to say about recent reveals. The Ultra Beasts, customization, Pokemon Refresh, and Lycanroc are cool, rugby monkey is leakbait and Oranguru is harambebait. As far as version-exclusives go, both games have their perks, no bully.
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You are Calem, the accurately-aged eighteen year old young man from Vaniville Town. Recently you've gone to great—arguably ridiculous—lengths to restore and maintain peace in the Kalos region. This has ranged from popping a genocidal secret society of paranormal nazi balloons, traveling to an alternate universe to rescue your friends and resurrect one that had been comically killed off, followed by subsequently eviscerating that universe and taking in its inhabitants, and lastly——escorting an uptight sentient rock while simultaneously saving the world from undead Pokemon hellbent on depriving everyone of their laughter and flooding the world's mass media with autistic finger family nursery rhyme shit.
Basically—your life has been consistently preoccupied from the moment you became champion with all sorts of of brouhaha and conspiracies. Thankfully, things seem to be slowing down as of late. With the demise of the zombie larcenists and the birth of a brand new moon, relative normalcy has begun seeping into everyone's lives again. Sure, Lumiose is still transitioning through a major recovery period, everyone is glued to their smartphones, and the town's hospitals and Pokemon Centers are heavily backed with appointments to surgically reattach recovered laughboxes—but beyond that... it's finally starting to feel like you can stop and smell the roses again.
>>608848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTBNuKyGKnk
It has been nearly one month since the resurrection of the moon, and right now you're beginning to settle into a new lifestyle of your very own. See, being champion is cool and all, it's the highest achievement a trainer could hope to earn, but it doesn't exactly pay. You still have a myriad of debts to pay back to society after all of the collateral damage your various misadventures have caused. It's grueling, the kind of things a protagonist has to do, but there is a bright side to it—it's become the reason for why you have decided to devote this post-game interim period of your life to a brand new cause.
Being a full-time peacekeeper-for-hire at the Looker Bureau.
Riding on the coattails of an old friend's wishes, you have decided to team up with Serena, Emma, and Emma's dumb little Espurr Mimi to continue preserving the legacy of the Looker Bureau for the good of Lumiose. As a result of this newfound purpose, the Bureau has, in essence, turned into a sort-of 'trouble center' for the town to turn to. For a small fee, patrons can post their petty issues, worries and concerns on a request board, which is then forwarded to the Bureau for review and acceptance. The past few weeks has seen you running around town doing all sorts of favors for people, delivering packages, finding lost Pokemon, escorting others, filling in for others at events, and even catching the occasional street thug here and there
It honestly.. feels kind of nice, helping people so casually. Usually your endeavors as a hero to the people are far more grandiose, but this.. it feels kind of comfy, just laying back and helping others out like any 'ol dope your age would do. It's certainly working wonders in bettering your image as the champion with the public, and the money definitely doesn't hurt either, llama god knows you need it.
All-in-all, the Bureau is a hit, and honestly something you're proud to say you're a part of. In a matter of weeks, it's made the transition from a literally who agency shelved away in an alleyway, to the hot spot destination for conundrum mediation and justice preservation. Your clientele has even managed to expand to the biggest names in town, speaking of...
>>608854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_EItiJk6eQ
"So, new mascot," says the morally-ambiguous-but-gets-away-with-it-anyway mayor. "How are the new slogans coming along? I trust you've come up with some spicy zingers in the ten minutes of prep time I've given you!"
A) You've got some zesty punchlines lined up, alright!
B) You've got nothing, chief. Tell him how difficult this is.
C) Tell him this isn't what you had in mind when you accepted his request for a 'campaign advisor'.
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Kotei's mad laughter echos through my head as I sit on the last step of the infirmary of the 4th division. The air is cold and crisp, like the night after a battle. I smirk as I hold my arm up to the sun, wincing as I look down it for any new scars. My smile vanishes when all I see are the little marks where they put Aya's blood into my veins, after I apparently used up all of mine to kill that hollow in the graveyard.
Its still such an odd feeling, knowing the blood flowing under my skin isn't mine. I flex my fingers as my frown deepens, but its even stranger how little difference I feel. I'm not even sure if anything actually feels different.
I feel arms around my neck, and for a second I swear it was Kotei, the blood hungry half of my zanpakuto's spirt.
"Heya Kimi chan!" Aya shouts happily as she lays on my back, forcing me to lean forward as I smirk happily, and set my blade back down by my feet.
My little friend and...now blood sister hangs around my neck, her golden locks blowing in the cold wind as she looks at me her innocent smile and sparkling eyes.
"What are you doing sitting around here anyways?" She asks, tilting her head "they said you were healthy enough to leave didn't they?"
"Yeah, but there's no reason to rush a morning as fine as this" I say shrugging as I gently brush her arms off of my own shoulders "Besides, I was waiting for you anyways"
"Oh you're just trying to hide away from all the attention aren't you?" She says teasingly, poking my cheek as I keep frowning, staring at the red painted gates in front of me "You really are a maiden aren't you"
"What I can't take my time with things now? didn't realize I had a schedule to follow" I say flatly as I stand up and rest Ryūketsu no kōtei over my shoulders as I look up at the cloudless, grey sky
"Well you're going to be a soul reaper soon aren't you, you better start thinking like one" She says as walks down the stone path in front of me, leading me to the gate as I shuffle after her.
"Tch, still have a few years till I have to start worrying about that" I sigh as I tap my Zanpakuto on the nape of my neck "I hope"
"But you killed a hollow already, doesn't that mean your ready?" Aya asks, turning around to look me in the eye as we step into the bustling street.
I shrug.
"Barely" I say coolly as she frowns and shivers "Besides if it wasn't for you I couldn't have done it"
"Was I really that much of a help?" She asks, sounding confused as she walks by my side
"More than you know" I say dully as I turn down an alley to get back to the academy faster
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cont
>>614659
What do I do?
[] spend some time with my two new friends
[] go through my mail and letters
[] duel someone
[] go to a class
[] Slack off and laze around
[] Try to act like a big sister for Aya
[] Break into the Kuchiki estate, and bother Byakuya
[] Celebrate my life and get drunk with my fellow students.
[] Meditate
[] Practice Kido/ my strange ability *Oni's smoke*
[] Work out 1d20+Endurance
[] write in
>>614662
>[] go through my mail and letters
>[] Meditate
>>614662
>[] Try to act like a big sister for Aya
>[] spend some time with my two new friends
>[] Break into the Kuchiki estate, and bother Byakuya
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Far off, nestled in an otherwise small Japanese town lies the Dark Gate Academy. An institution of tremendous size, the Academy holds a long kept secret. Unknown to the outside world, this unseemly town is home to a tear in our reality. A gate between our world and a bizarre dimension known as the Darkworld. The inhabitants of this hellish world breach this gate and attempt to flood into our reality and spread throughout the world on a regular basis. However, the Dark Gate Academy is home to students of truly extraordinary abilities. The ability to sense the presence of these evil Darkworld creatures, and defeat them in combat, sending them back through the gate.
They cannot close the rift between our world and the Darkworld, but the students and staff of Dark Gate Academy have dedicated their lives to using their amazing powers to hold back the darkness that plagues our world, even if it costs them their lives. They have risen up to the challenge and in secret have become great heroic defenders of the world as we know it.
For many years, Dark Gate Academy has held back the forces of the Darkworld, kept this unspeakable evil contained within their walls. But a dark cloud approaches, and times are about to change. A new chapter in the tale of Dark Gate Academy is about to begin.
>Previously on Dark Gate Academy...
You left to train with your uncle in the mountains over summer.
“Kiss before I go?”
“No, Kiss when you get back.”
Those are the words that have sustained you these last three months. Kept you going. Through all the insane challenges, through all the beatings, all the broken bones... her. That damn librarian and her damn smart mouth. Nothing compares to her. Even now, as you find yourself barely able to breath, your nose busted and bleeding, your ribs in some horrendous condition, you sit on the cliff-face staring intently at the ring case in your hands. Damn it all... you should have taken a picture before you left. You'll never forget how she looks, but you could have used for something... a constant reminder of her presence in your heart. For now, all you have is this ring and her words.
“I'll never forgive you if you die, Akio.”
This whole time, you haven't wanted to disappoint her. There were so many times were you lay beaten and blooded, knowing that you just weren't tough enough, not strong enough to complete the training. That this was it, your uncle was right, you're too weak... that you were going to die alone, in the mountains, a failure and a disgrace to your family. But you pressed on. Against all rational thought you pressed on. You had to be the strongest. You had to be the toughest. You had to finish this and stand tall, a champion of the Naito name. You had to be the best. Because if you don't... Hikaru will never forgive you.
“Holy crap kid, are you still moping over that girl?”
You hang your head low as your uncle Naoaki's massive shadow looms over you. The giant joins you at the cliff-face as he sits looking out over the distance. “I gotta commend you for sticking to your guns at least. I don't get how you could bring yourself to stick to a single girl, even when you're far away from her. That's like a free pass!”
It's true, you've stayed faithful these past few months, despite Naoaki's attempts to sway you away. There was that seductive farmgirl you helped out with some lost cattle, with Naoaki trying to push her towards giving you a “reward” for your efforts. It didn't take much for you to turn the offer down. Then there was that time Naoaki brought a couple of... well, ladies of the night to the inn the two of you were staying at. One of them had blue-hair, and Naoaki assured you that you could call her, in his own words “Hikoko or whatever that chick's name is” during the act. Of course you turned it down, though you were left with the unpleasant memory of having to hear Naoaki playing around with both girls, screaming the name “Hikoko” over and over again from the other room. That mental image isn't leaving you any time soon.
All in all... your uncle is scum. He's cruel, violent, and wouldn't think twice if you died. He'd probably spit on your corpse for not living up to his insane, murderous standards. The only good thing you can say about your time training with Naoaki is... it's working. You feel yourself becoming stronger, more powerful by the day. You're several different leagues beyond what you were in the past. As it stands, you may just be the most powerful human around... besides Naoaki himself. You know he can still beat you if he went all out. And that's what tears you up inside the most.
“You know kid, your training's almost up,” Naoaki mutters, speaking in a more casual tone than you're used to. Usually, he's just barking insults.
“It is?”
“Yeah, I don't think you get how much stronger you've actually gotten,” Naoaki remarks. “Sure, it took you a lot longer than I hoped, but you've made some progress. I expect you to be finished up within the next couple days, maybe even by tomorrow! You aren't all useless kid.”
Naoaki pulls up his shirt, and uses it as a handkerchief as he coughs violently. His coughing fits have becoming more and more common an occurrence. At first, he was pretty sneaky in hiding them from you. These days he doesn't pretend to be fit at all.
“You okay?” you decide to ask.
Naoaki chuckles as he stares at you. “Wow kid, you really haven't figured it out yet, have you? I can make you tougher, but I can't make you any less of a dumbass.”
“Out with it.”
“Why the hell do you think I decided all of a sudden to give you this training?” he asks.
“You said there was a threat coming, regarding the-”
“And I was lying!” Naoaki exclaims. “How the hell would I know something like that? I can't see the future! Although, I've been sensing some crazy powers springing up lately... looks like the universe has a way of making sure I'm always right!”
You scowl. “You're serious?! Then why did you bring me out here?!”
“So that the Naito family doesn't become a long line of wimps!” Naoaki explains. “We're so supposed to be warriors, but my brothers were never up to snuff! So I had to mold you as my successor for when I go!”
“For when you-”
“Face it kid... I'm dying. And soon.”
>Good. I hope you die in pain.
>No you're not. You're too tough to die.
>Uncle... I'm sorry to hear that.
>>618042
>Good. I hope you die in pain.
Welcome back, everybody, to the fifty-ninth installment of Mecha Space Pirate Quest! As always, I'm Wong, your host, and you are Corporal Amos Adventure Wedge of the UJCIDF SOUL C Squad, who recently became the first member of the Solar System League forces to bring down a Paladin.
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Last time, you scored a one in a million shot with one of your emergency heavy missiles and managed to bullseye the Paladin Berenger's powerplant, spent a night and a morning with Irina, then ate steak. All in all, exactly the right way to start your day.
Rolled 2 + 14 (1d10 + 14)
Time to bully the Avalonians
Irina sighs happily to herself, “Yes, I definitely feel like I could accomplish twelve impossible things before breakfast right now. I'll just start formulating designs. It's about time we reminded people that an ace doesn't need to be a specialist.” She actually hugs herself, “I can't believe this is real. Finally, I'll show my mother that I'm the successful one in the family, my design is unquestionably the first to ever destroy a Paladin. So what if it was luck? We did it! We proved we can beat them! The Pumpkinseed II is going to be as famous at the Bluegill, and I'm going to end up on the Board of Directors with a sumptuous Europan estate and a pool to lounge scenically by. And the best part is that, for once in my life no one can take that away from me. No one. Not my damned sister, not Roarke Starwind, not any of my petty, short-sighted co-workers who would rather play politics than put in work with an autowrench. ”
“I think I deserve just a little credit.” You cut in, “It wasn't all luck.”
She smiles brilliantly at you, “You've won more than a little credit
“So, did you hear about the Butcher? Garret was just telling us the interesting news.” Lieutenant Asphodel cuts in.
She shakes her head, “I don't really follow the Bucephalus pilots, and she's an all-Ionian psychopath whose mech is entirely too reliant on Terran technology for my liking. I heard she was taken captive and dropped out, or something. All I know for sure is that the S-Flowerhorn is lost and someone very unlucky in the Solar System is having to design a replacement on short notice and praying they have another ace lying around. It serves the brass right.”
[Continued]
>>608239
Dice say 'No Bully'.
Anywho, made it and finally finished up the Masakado(former name was the Susano'o). Getting this thing to 350 was a hell and a half.
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Welcome to the ARSFMSQ, where the GM is stupid and has nothing better to do. In this quest the GM (me) will try all his hardest to make an actually sorta fun quest using his semi-bullshit RPG skills.
Literally anyone can play. Although, if you wish for race/class/skills I recommend filling out a character sheet off of the paizo website: http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/resources
and posting it in the thread. (This option is NOT MANDATORY.)
Anywho, LET'S QUEST!
>>610884
Right. So do I have to have a character sheet on hand or are ya gonna walk us through the process? This is just using standard pathfinder with a twist? Are we playing as one character or are people going to take the mantle of multiple characters? Questions that need answers my friend.
>>610974
You don't have to use a character sheet at all, it's only if you want a certain race or class, if you choose not to you will simply be a basic statline and ten hitpoints. But, if you choose to take a character sheet, just use MSpaint or whatever system you have to fill it out and post it in the thread. you want me to walk you through the process, I can. In terms of rules Pathfinder character creation, some minor rules, but apart from that I basically making shit up.
Finally, it'll be a party made up of whoever joins. None of said people need to have character sheets.
>>611015
I apologise for my horrible spelling.
Number five.
Six.
Twelve?
Sixteen to Forty?
Two.
Mission complete.
Acknowledged twelve, proceed to-
Forty!
Kill.
Wake up!
Ten.
Eight to number five.
There's a problem!
THEM
Forty! On your feet, soldier!
Eight, it's too noisy, meet me in-
REDSKIN.
FORTY! UP! NOW! IT'S BEEN HOURS! UP! UP! GO! THERE'S A PROBLEM OUTSIDE!
--
Yawn..
What an awful dream.
It's like, a cacophony of voices all giving you conflicting orders at once. That last one was rude, too.
You are Yuuki Kushinachi, summoned hero of Bruschetta and protector of the royal family of-
Wait, where's Anna? She's not, next to you. You're very keen to at least know where Anna is going to be during the day. It's your job to protect her, after all. Very rarely do you wake up and not see her beside you.
Typically, you like to wake up at least an hour before your summoner. It's a habit that you started in order to get good training and workout time in.
Anna doesn't like your training regiment; she thinks proper ladies shouldn't be toiling themselves with combat training. You usually like to remind her that you're far from a proper lady, and then she scolds you. Rinse and repeat the next morning.
Except, now, she's not even in bed.
You make your way over to the door, and slowly creek it open. Your head peeks out, and you're certain not to let your exposed body step out into the hallway.
Something.. tedious happened last night. Something that took away almost all your enthusiasm for this whole 'hero' business. You remember wearing some really heavy armor, and then talking to someone, and then-
>Cont.
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Forty! Check the armory! Now!
Oh, OH!
You remember!
You went on a hunt for a spy, and got wrapped up in something stupid! Involving a psychic ring, some rich jerks who want to take over a neighboring kingdom, and-
Oh, you were so tired you forgot to take the ring off before you went to bed. You're naked right now specifically because you took your clothes off and flopped into bed earlier.
"Morning, Yuuki." A cheerful voice greets you.
You turn your head to be greeted by the head maid of Biscotti, Alicot. The afternoon sun glistens off her blonde hair.
Wait, afternoon?
"I came to bring you your clothes. Anna wanted them washed." She smiles, handing you your garmets from around the door.
"Alicot, quick, how long was I asleep?!" You start to unfold your clothes, and hastily put them on.
"According to Anna, about thirteen hours."
Thirteen WHAT?!
"She was so worried earlier." Alicot sighs, "She was worried you were coming down with a cold, but she had to attend a meeting about the battle we're having in a week. So she asked me to take care of you."
Oh shoot! You forgot all about that, too!
"So, how are you feeling, Yuuki?" Alicot peeks around the door with her patented smile. "You were just tired, right?"
"Yeah, yeah. Just tired. I'll be fine."
"Oh good. If you're okay, then I must go. Something is happening downstairs, and I'm worried the castle might be put on alert."
>I'll be out in a few minutes.
>Down..stairs?
>Shoot, run toward the armory.
>It's probably nothing, right?
>Focus on trying to wake up. Your normal routine, and then worry about tackling matters at hand.
>Other?
Quick reminder to anyone joining us:
Petting and grabbing fluffy tails is always an option.
>>608160
>Shoot, run toward the armory.
aw shit, aw shit
Standing still, you slowly feel the wetness spreading across your body. The last couple of days have turned the ground into a muddy mess and deep puddles fill the trench. Except for the sergeant yelling out orders, telling you and your companions to get ready to take the trench in front of you, the only thing you would be able to hear is the loud, constantly pouring rain.
Suddenly the sergeant stops yelling and gets in line with the rest of you, and thus the sound of the rain drowns out everything else. In your very heart and soul, you feel that this is probably the place you die – some unnamed field in France charging against the German machineguns. The people next to you understand what will happen to the most of you, but this is something that you all know have to be done. This does not mean you are unafraid of death, but the fact that you would die for the greater good soothes you.
As the sound of rain dominates every other noise around you, sudden explosions break the previous calm. This is the signal you’ve all waited for, and after the first wave there will be three others. Looking around at the men you stand shoulder to shoulder to, you see that you are all wet to the bone. Their faces hallow from a lack of proper food and deep bags under their eyes – either from the nightmares keeping them up at night or the constant bombardments. You start to chuckle silently – for someone that was telling themselves that they would proudly die for the greater good you sure are cynical, and you know the doubts in your mind about actually going through with this attack are not unfounded – it might be proven wholly useless, and the deaths of you and your friends will be written down as a heroic sacrifice in the name of what is right.
The weapon in your hands suddenly feels heavier as the second bombardment strikes the German trenches, and the inevitable slowly creeps closer.
>Choices:
>Charge
>Run (how?)
>Write in.
Rolls are BO3 with a 1d20.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>618179
>Charge
Let's see where you go with this...
>>618179
>>Charge
Lets do it OP. Vote firs and then roll once something is picked?
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You are the freakish man-made Abyssal clone of the former United States Navy warship USS Hoel, now going by the alias of WOEL and trying to survive in this crazy world that's making less and less sense to you!
Currently, you were on the civilian freighter Avelia, which was part of a relief convoy headed for Japan. Unfortunately, this meant skirting dangerously close to Abyssal waters, so convoy raids were a very real danger.
And now that danger was practically right in front of you as you watched a massive stormfront roll in. The four Japanese shipgirls tasked with protecting your convoy were rushing in to head it off while the two Burke destroyers stuck close to the convoy itself. On its face, everything seemed to be in order. The escort forces were aware of the threat and were moving to engage it while the convoy headed off in a safe direction.
But something gnawed at you while you watched on the deck, watching the flashes of lightning on the horizon. The howling wind carried whispers, barely audible to your ears, beckoning to come home. The railing was soon coated in a thin layer of ice and frost as your grip tightened.
You get the feeling that the Abyssals weren't here for the convoy. You can only watch with dread as the storm approached, only four little destroyer girls to stand in its way.
>You need to help them!
>You have to get away from the convoy.
>Trust that the escorts can handle it.
>Other
>>615993
>>Trust that the escorts can handle it.
>>615993
>You need to help them!
>>615993
>Trust that the escorts can handle it.
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