The End Time has arrived. Nuclear weapons seized in Turkey.

I am not ready to go. I haven't fucked my co-worker with big tits yet. After that you can trash the world. I don't give a fuck.

>>81185080
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWNNN

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>>81185398
Okay. You got three days! But not more.
Good luck, soldier!

>>81185398

Same actually, but instead of co-worker it's friend's ex

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>>81185893
Three days!
Good luck.

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>>81185398
KEK demands obedience.

Stephen Schwartz @AtomicAnalyst 2m2 minutes ago
Re: Turkey coup news, US still stores 50 B61 tactical gravity bombs for US aircraft at Incirlik Air Base (cc: @chucktodd, @mitchellreports).

https://twitter.com/AtomicAnalyst/status/754069489893961728

for those that do not understand

USA controls the nuke weapons in Turkey. They have to be authorized by USA to be used and are meant to be part of NATO's defense.

So "Turkey's nukes" are in USA control

>>81185080
If you actually feel any mortal threat, you should be praying to the actual God, who sent Jesus Christ.

This isn't a joke, you don't just pray to some bullshit joke meme 'god'. Your actual soul is at stake here.

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>>81185449
There are only 250 soldiers guarding the base.

Spencer Y @americankippy 47m47 minutes ago
@DEFCONWS Confirmed reports of Incirlik Air Base (USAF) scrambling fighters

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>>81185080
OMFG.....

PLEASE WAKE ME UP

>>81185080
OBAMA WONT DO SHIT. HES A FUCKING PUSSY.

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May KEK take me in Valhalla up high

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>>81185398
>tfw im going to die a virgin never knowing what it feels like to be loved

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>>81186304
There are only 250 soldiers at the base.
It can be easily overrun, the bombs aren't sophisticated and can easily be remade into dirty bombs or dirty SCUD missiles.

>>81186487
Who will the military nuke though?

>>81185080
>isis gets a nuke
>they want to destroy as many idols as possible
>they decide to destroy the alpha and omega of idols
>mecca

make it happen

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>>81185080

KEK SAVE US

Any legitimate source im not aniggrr twitter is meaningless

>>81186304
For those that do not understand

The Cuck controls his wife in another man's bed. They have to be authorized by the Cuck to be used and are meant to be part of their mutual pleasure.

So "The Bull's cocksleeve" is under the Cuck's control.

>>81186966
Wouldn't now be the perfect time for ISIS to launch a coordinated strike on the facility amid the chaos?

>>81186304
Good thing the current and future administrations will both keep close control over the nuclear launch codes then, right?
http://archive.is/vbj67

>>81186902
I don't know if you can solve the love bit but you could always rape.

>>81185080
i can't keep masturbating to stay awake
i need to sleep at some point

>>81187079
Islamic State, Mecca. Insallah.

>>81186392
This

When the final happening happens we, Kek's faithful, will build a great monument to him

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>>81187142
Stratfor is legit source.
NBC News also confirmed it.

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Never praised kek before. Starting now seems like a good time.

>>81185080
why should I be worried

>>81186966
>It can be easily overrun, the bombs aren't sophisticated and can easily be remade into dirty bombs or dirty SCUD missiles.
not even the least bit true

>>81187079
probably no one

>>81185080
>turkey
>EU
Retards

don't worry the turkomen will protect those stockpiles

>>81187464
caffeine isn't doing anything for me anymore and i don't feel the cold water splashes anymore, but i haven't jerked my cock yet

thanks for the idea, burgerbro

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>>81187638
>When the final happening happens we, Kek's faithful, will build a great monument to him

>>81188156
Don't masturbate! Harness your sexual energy! Masturbation is for degenerates and cucks!

>>81187464
Lightweight
Im up to 7 already

>>81185080
Did we really just get BTFO by roaches? Jesus, we are such a fucking embarassment these days. Probably all our spic infantrymen siding with their fellow brown manlets.

>>81186487

US soldiers or turkish

Because 250 US soldiers with US air support is more than adequate

250 turkish soldiers with turkish air support we might have an issue

Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit drinking

>>81185080
Won't do any good without the PAL's which the US has

>>81186392
Mike Pence is that you?

>>81187080
KEK WILLS IT!

>>81185080
Any verification on this source

>>81188683
What if i masturbate using a harness?

>>81189205
There's only 1 PAL, but it changes shape depending on temperature

>>81187580
The day of the Roach

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>>81189205
They can always remove the radioactive materials to make dirty bombs and missiles.

>>81187723
Stratfor is a source. NBC news is a source.

"Luke" is not a source, and that tweet is the bombshell clickbait getting everyone into this thread.

>>81187361
Love can be found in rape. Didn't you watch Game of Thrones?

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>>81185080
>Force Protection Condition Delta

>>81185398
GO FOR IT RIGHT NOW IVAN.

>>81189408
https://twitter.com/stratfor/status/754061829874352128

https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/754054940411170816

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>>81189421
METAL GEAR!?

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>>81185080
B-but those are American nukes. Meaning they had to attack American troops to get them.

American-Turkish War time?

>>81186966
Knowing the U.S military and how much people are scared of nukes they have a bunch of plan to make sure enemies don't take the nukes.

>>81187251
DLELT THIS OUR NUKES WILL NEVER BE USED

The gates of Valhalla are opening.

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>>81186577
Dubs of truth

No habbenings.

They'll physically impeach their government and re-elect new people into positions of power.

/thread

>>81186902

How can you be a virgin in brazil? Your cheap monkey whores cost less then a pack of gum.

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Truly it is our greatest privilege to witness the coming of KEK.

Praise KEK!

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>>81189851
>Force Protection Condition Delta
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force_Protection_Condition
FPCON DELTA describes a situation when a terrorist attack is taking place or has just occurred in the immediate area. FPCON Delta usually occurs only in the areas that are most vulnerable to or have been attacked. One notable example of a general FPCON Delta was directly following the September 11, 2001 attacks, when all military installations were placed at FPCON Delta and restricted to only military personnel. Force Protection Level I Antiterrorism Training defines FPCON Delta as: FPCON Delta applies when a terrorist attack has occurred or when intelligence indicates imminent terrorist action against a specific location. FPCON Delta is normally declared as a localized warning. The installation moves to a high state of alert, and mandatory security measures are implemented. Commanders are also authorized and encouraged to supplement mandatory security measures. FPCON Delta may cause delayed or canceled mission activities. You can expect delays and interruptions to daily routines.

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>>81190096

>>81190530
There virgin in South American even if it is hard to believe.
Some of us didn't fall for the 3D meme

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>>81185398
3 days max.....but then we go to KEK

>>81185080

Kek wills it.

>>81185080

They need the PAL codes.

>>81188985

Your not fighting a war with front lines burger. You're dealing with a base overrun by allied forces at close range. They have the element of surprise and immediate mass local support. Unless you want to be a good goy hero you let them do their thing.

They're not ISIS, they're securing their country, just like I'd hope you would do if (((a foreign power))) had nuke bases in yours and you had to take back control over a criminal regime.

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>>81185080
>implying us spec ops don't control the nukes

bitch, please

>>81187079
Themselves or germany

>>81190756
Cheers for that M8 .. Fanks

>>81185398

good luck my friend, we are counting on you

>>81190925
no fucking leaf

45 Nato nukes in turky .. ?

>>81189614
Kek has blessed us.

>>81186902
We may not know how the heat of a womans love will ever feel like but we'll get to feel the heat that is only felt in the height of battle.

>Psalms 144

>>81187580
Kek wills it!

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>>81190759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGOb1TcO-8o

>>81190248

Detonating them in their silos seems like the best option.

Only way to be sure.

Reuters claiming gunfire at Istanbul airport

>>81191409
wake up from CoD MONG ..KEK

we in real life now OK !!!

Stop being sad loser you an get Better ok .. !

I thought it was a failed coup...

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>>81192100
>45 Nato nukes in turky .. ?
NAT-O anymore

>>81192979
COUP IN LOO

A video will leak of American Forces being tortured. Obama will say well we shoudnt blame muslims.

Trump will demand Obama step down effective immediatly. Check em

>>81188985
this, if they are US soldiers then they have good odds at holding the base, just look at how 10 fuckers held a horde of sand people at Benghazi (albeit with but held them off in the end)

if it's 250 turks then it's already over

>>81187099
Witnessed. Praise be to Kek. Glory to the Chaos Engine.

>>81189400
Glory to Kek!

>>81192994
an thats why Putin racin in to stop NATO SUPERSTATE !!

>>81185080
>the largest nuclear weapons storage site in EU
>EU

Subtle

>TANKS ON THE WAY

>>81189400

shit

mecca getting hit with us made nukes detonated by isis would be one of the funniest things to ever happen

plz kek will it

>>81193532
but no emails tonite eh ..lol

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>>81185398
Ganbatte, russabro.

Cum in her pussy bareback.

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>>81185080
We memed it last night. We never hit the trips or quads Kek's tribute requires, but he has blessed us anyway.

Praise be unto KEK.

How safe is Puerto Rico? I have family over there and I'm more worried about them than myself.

>>81185080
>#Incirlik Air Base, the largest nuclear weapons storage site in EU
>in EU

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Yeah, they seized nukes.
So fucking what?
They can't detonate them.

>>81185080
where's that pic originally from?

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>>81185398

Yea I dont really care about which human is fucking who. Your entire race deserves everything that happens.

How similar is this to the Syria weapon steal?
Is Obama just saying fuck it and the ultimate goal is use of a WMD to stay in power?

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>>81190496
>Britain will vote Remain

>>81194480
hey you post your penis in an imgur link if you're 21+

>>81186101
>50 B61 tactical gravity bombs

MOTHER FUCKING TACTICAL GRAVITY BOMBS

50 OF EM

OF B61 DESIGNATION

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

is it true americans use drones because they're too fat to fly in planes?

>>81190496
is 7 really the most magically powerful number, or is that just some harry potter bullshit?

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>>81186902
GO BUY A WHORE NOW NOW NOW

>>81195813
yes. that's also the origin of the monster truck.

>>81195813
haiti dropping the bants after the mud cookie break

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=2Ko9TpduOhE

It's been a good time /pol/ but we are going home to Kek.

>>81195813
At least we have food to eat you retarded voodoo nigger.

>>81196178
GRAVEDIGGER BEST MONSTER TRUCK FIGHT ME

>>81192994
fuck you carlos

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holy crap!
WWIII starts nao

>>81186392
>Implying KEK isn't a demon who is using internet for amplified influence
One can pray, but what is received is most likely not what is asked for

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>>81195762
le mini-nuke

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>>81194839
Canticle for Leibowitz
>Earth destroyed in Nuclear War
>Catholic Church protects knowledge and science
>Humanity rebuilds
>Centuries later new countries destroy Earth again in nuclear war
>Catholics escape Earth in Orion Drive ships to colonize Galaxy

WWIII when
I wanted to kill myself but couldn't bring myself to do it so Ihope they drop a bomb near where I live and I die in my sleep

>>81196636
We're all going to die.
Nuclear weapons will end the world.

>>81185080
I can't find that second tweet by @lukesmithnews anywhere.

>>81196458
No dispute!

>>81191295

If you don't think the US soldiers were on lockdown and high alert before we even got wind of this you are real naive

>>81191409

They're probably fighting the long fight right now.

And maybe russian spetznaz are involved too.

Well at least your task dollars are at work now

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>>81196973

>>81186966
>It can be easily overrun, the bombs aren't sophisticated and can easily be remade into dirty bombs or dirty SCUD missiles.
Incorrect.
The weapons are stored in special bunkers that are impossible to access without authorization from STRATCOM. Even if you access them, they have PAL devices that would require STRATCOM as well.

If war breaks out can we please nuke the entire middle east and be rid of muslims for good?

>>81185080
CIA better get on this ASAP

>>81195515
Why do you want a picture of my penis?

>>81185398
It'll be easier to fuck her with the world fucked up.

>>81195885

7 colors in the rainbow, 7 deadly sins, 7 virtues, 7 alchemical planets (Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Sun, Moon), depending on where you are 7 or 8 chakras, and there is often some cross pollination with the symbolism between these things

>>81197357
I'm not saying I'm not okay with this.
It's great, honestly.

Yes! Ireland will finally revert to it's former splintered Gaelic Kingdoms! I will rule my own Riocht. Feels good boys

>>81197639

They were on it already most likely.

The interesting shit is what is really going down there, and on the american bases.

And if SOF teams have been deployed and if russian SOF have infiltrated also.

This is some legit Tom Clancy shit

>>81195885

Depends on the person and intent.

All numbers are one

Probably just want to control them for a limited time and eliminate possible foreign intervention.

>>81197401
>Average 4channer
>Knowing anything about US nuclear weapons protocol post launch codes being all 0s

>>81198029
If you want to really know, 47 is the real magic number.
It is also the most common repeating number in maths.

>>81185398
rape her you fag

We'll all shitpost eternal, lads. Slimy and green.

>>81185080
BASED SECULAR ROACHES, NUKE THE MECCA.

>>81198029
the colours of the rainbow are a continuum, you can assign any number of separate colours you want to it, and that is exactly what newton did when he made up the colour indigo

>>81198205
TURKEY COUP MATTERS FAR MORE THAN ANYTHING IN IRAQ AND SYRIA COMBINED

>>81195762
I only need two of those bad boys...

>>81198760

Actually it does.

Because Russia, USA and NATO are involved.

And there are nuclear weapons at stake

This happening is real

>>81198422
Bendermemî @Bendermemi 9m9 minutes ago
BREAKING! Turkish depart aircraft repeatedly Incirlik #TurkeyCoup

It's on.

>>81198029
100 sins leave you dead within.
100 nails that piece your skin

>>81198205
Considering Tom Clancy's (rest his soul) only wrote about practical disasters it isn't really surprising.
Taking into account king roach's violations of the Turkish Constitution it is no surprised this is happening.

>>81198422
Wtf, why do I show up as Norway? I am from Germany

>>81196814
It never is, but think of the lulz

>>81199127
NIGGA I KNOW IT

I'D EVEN THROW IRAN INTO THE LIST OF THINGS LESS IMPORTANT THAN A TURKEY COUP

A PAKISTAN OR INDIA COUP WOULD BE TURKEY LEVEL THOUGH

>>81197401
You need George clooney's dick pic.

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51 B61s
holy sheet just look at the destructive power of these things

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Bendermemî @Bendermemi 9m9 minutes ago
BREAKING! Turkish depart aircraft repeatedly Incirlik #TurkeyCoup
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>>81188985
There are literally thousands of US soldiers at that base. There are also hundreds of Brits. Might even be a few hundred Germans there already. There were supposed to be done moving in by 2017.

Ain't nobody taking that base.

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>>81196129
>MFW i won't know how Bolivian flag tastes like before it's all over.

>>81199387

I'm mostly worried about NATO and Russia, and the nuclear weapons.

Turkey is ok as is, roaches have coups eventually.

What matters here is that Turkey is pro-NATO and USA and the rebels are pro Russia.

This begs the question of what the fuck is happenig with the nuclear weapons and american bases, and if Russia and the USA are not fighting a covert war already on turkish soil for them or to avoid their launch

>>81185080
Largest nule storage in EU

>Turkey

>EU

OP is a faggot

>>81185080
any information about current status of soldiers at Incirlik?

>>81185398
dude when ww3 start you could rape her becuase no ruls
(if you haven't died)
>>81197967
this guy get it.

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>>81185398
Kick the back door down and paint the walls white, rusfag.

>>81198751

And sound is a spectrum, but we still have a 7-note musical scale that can likewise be divided further. Categorization does not deny continuum, it provides reference for points.

>>81200167
AS LONG AS IT STAYS BETWEEN MAJOR POWERS ITS OK, THEY'RE BASICALLY RESPONSIBLE ACTORS IN THE END

THE WILDCARD LOCAL ACTORS YOU GOTTA WORRY ABOUT

https://twitter.com/moezbhar/status/754082828082671616 they are attacking tanks with sticks omg

>>81199740
>Lower Manhattan and parts of Brooklyn destroyed
Nothing of value was lost

>>81201104

That's what I fear.

I dont want the roaches of any side to do something stupid with those WMDs

>>81185398
Get on it Rusky

>>81185080
Pater noster, qui es in caelis, sanctificetur Nomen tuum. Adveniat regnum tuum. Fiat voluntas tua, sicut in caelo et in terra. Panem nostrum quotidianum da nobis hodie, et dimitte nobis debita nostra sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris. Et ne nos inducas in tentationem, sed libera nos a malo

>>81185080
>US facilities inside #Incirlik Air Base, the largest nuclear weapons storage site in EU
>Turkey
>EU
fake as shit

>>81201572

AMEN

>>81185398

Singles you get 3 days

Repeating digits and you get no days

>rebel detonates nuke in Ankara
>Only foreign casualties
Roaches are immune remember

>>81196940
yeah I remembered
great book desu

>>81196946
Don't kill yourself anon, stay and witness this. You can only see this stuff happen once in a lifetime

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>>81185080
Post ending with a 0 = KEK predicts that Ivan will invade the Turukukukukus

>>81186902
>what it feels like to be loved
Like nothing. Just buy a whore, so you can feel that tight pussy on your cock at least one time before the eternal darkness

idgaf the world is shit anyways

welp, time to hide in my basement

>>81201310
>https://twitter.com/moezbhar/status/754082828082671616

WTF

>>81187284
Except that they are now on full alert, every man on the base is locked and loaded, and anyone who crossed the big yellow line in front of the gates will get zipped with 7.62

>>81185080
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/B7UC54lvKyA

>>81197815
Because just do it if you meet the requirements

>>81201848

US would never allow it.

>>81201848
IMPLYING IVAN CAN HOLD TURKUKUKUS

THEN AGAIN WITH OBAMA REPEATEDLY PUSSYING OUT FROM THE GLOBAL STAGE THEY MIGHT JUST TRY

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Good luck turkroach

>>81196940
>Catholics escape Earth in Orion Drive ships to colonize Galaxy

this didnt happen

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All worshippers of kek are safe. But some of you neckbreads better shave, lose weight and take hormones because I wanna make fuck in the radioactive wasteland.

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>They finally get the missiles set up
>Turn on control panel
>See this
>Nuclear holocaust averted

>>81202052
no wait everyone pigpile outside so when the nuke hits the radiation will mutate us into one giant monster, a worthy servant and champion of Kek.

>>81202745

Nah, the Y2K bug hits them.

>>81202450
good god no...

I'm safe right? I shouldn't write my oneitis I love her with all my heart because some nuke could erase me before I realize I'm dead, right?

Turkey gonna be kicked from NATO???

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Hail be to KEK
To the obscure god
Bringer of miracles
Bringer of chaos
Hail to the entropy
Hail to disorder
May darkness come
And the unknown with it

>>81185080
Memes are real

https://www.flightradar24.com/GLF4/a59fa1e

>>81185398
You, I like you, got your priorities on straight.

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Please fucking christ we can't have lost control of those nukes
PUTIN! TRUMP! SAVE US

>>81199451
ITS HAPPENING! NORWAY STRONK!

>>81203338
Turkey has been been a member since like 1952, and has had 6 military coups since then. The military is VERY secular, and pro-NATO.

So, no.

>>81185080
Every single Nuke in the western hemisphere will be being set to Turkey's coordinates within a few hours.

If they attacked somewhere that place would likely take the hit and be martyred while turkey is obliterated from all sides.

Why in god's name is the largest nuclear storage site in the EU in Turkey?

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S̄̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆̆ o/\o
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>dubs, it's actually the end of the world.

>>81203919
BETTER RANGE TO MOSCOW

>>81192225
deus vult?

>>81202474
Happens on last page burger bro.

>>81204053

Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.

>>81203919
Kek willed it.

>>81192225
Please tell me this is a real thing. Post sauce.

>>81202290
Just look at yours.

>>81195813
Well atleast we can eat

Earthquake nigger.

>>81203901
Because most of turkey is a fucking desert you dont put your nuclear material near heavily populated cities similar to why America did a lot of nuclear testing in the nevada desert

>>81185080
M8 the military would nuke that base and blow up all of Turkey before handing over the nukes.

>>81204330
>Psalms 144

right there.

>>81204257
Nice

>>81203919
exactly what I was thinking.

>>81185080
IF this is true the US is about to airstrike the fuck out of that fatality and send in SF/rangers to secure it. This could be the biggest happening in years

>>81204577
And... what's your point

>>81204593
So Turkey ends up being Nothing?

>>81185080
@lukesmithnews

I should start a news bureau.

>>81201859 (OP)
>YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
>______________¶___
>|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
>|______________|||__|__|__|]
>(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)

ITT: fear mongering the thread

>>81204648
I don't have a bible.

Damn it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI64Z7Bb4N4

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>>81205184
i suggest you get one now

>Incirlik Air Base, the largest nuclear weapons storage site in EU

False, there might be nuclear weapons there, however those details are not public. There most likely aren't any. And even if it was neither side in this conflict has any good motive for using them.

>>81204202
nigga, the USA can hit any target on earth with a nuclear strike in minutes. We shouldn't be storing our fucking nukes in a place as unhinged as Turkey. Are we storing nukes in Sudan, too? WTF.

ONLY A SEXTUPLET COULD SAVE US FROM THIS REALITY. WE NEED TO ROLL FOR QUINTS AND HIGHER. FUCK THESE DUBS

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>>81203621
>Bring them together
>It's time they return to save us all

>>81204972
Sorry replied to wrong comment

>>81194808
but they can always repurpose the materials for dirty bombs or SCUD missiles

>>81204577
>Turkey
>Desert
BRITISH EDUCATION

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>>81202450
it's happening

>>81203919
because if you give your weapons to your enemy, you win

t. Trudeau

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>Fucking nuclear weapons present in the happening
>In Middle East of all places

the fuck happened
/mlp/ reporting for duty

>>81202745
> thinking the systemw would be sophisticated enough to get a nice prompt
no. think 3" triple ring binder with 1000+ pages of codes with accompanying floppy disks.

>>81203056
the y2k programming error involved reading only the last 2 digits out of the year, which on 2000, would be 00. calculations which involve the year would read 00, and then the computer crashes because
> math
if a computer still existed with the y2k bug were set to the current time, it would operate just fine because '16

>>81205483
Why? KEK is a pagan god. I don't need Yahweh, god of the semites.

>>81205502
Better be able to nuke the desert,that to have safe nukes.

We have tons of people in Turkey, this shit isn't happening without our government knowing. We're in on the coup.

>>81205502
WE STORE ALL KINDS OF SHIT AT ALL KINDS OF BASES AROUND THE WORLD

ITS LOGISTICS, WE'RE THE FEDEX OF NUKES

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Going to masturbate before nukes drops. Wish me luck

>>81195813
oi, how come you have internet let alone a computer in haiti? I thought you all lived in straw huts after the earthquake

>>81205969

Don't you have missile defences?

You'll likely wont die, but the EMP blast will kill your hentai access and the porn

>>81202474
>>>81196940 (You)
>Catholics escape Earth in Orion Drive ships to colonize Galaxy
>this didnt happen

>It is the year 3781, and mankind has nuclear energy and weapons again, as well as starships and extra-solar colonies. Two world superpowers, the Asian Coalition and the Atlantic Confederacy, have been embroiled in a cold war for 50 years. The Leibowitzan Order's mission of preserving the Memorabilia has expanded to the preservation of all knowledge.

Rumors that both sides are assembling nuclear weapons in space and that a nuclear weapon has been detonated increase public and international tensions. At the abbey, the current abbot, Dom Jethras Zerchi, recommends to New Rome that the Church reactivate the Quo Peregrinatur Grex Pastor Secum ("Whither Wanders the Flock, the Shepherd is with Them") contingency plans involving "certain vehicles" the Church has had since 3756.
>he Atlantic Confederacy launches an assault against Asian Coalition space platforms. The Asian Coalition responds by using a nuclear weapon against the Confederacy capital city of Texarkana. A ten-day cease-fire is issued by the World Court. Brother Joshua and the space-trained monks and priests depart on a secret, chartered flight for New Rome, hoping to leave Earth on the starship before the cease-fire ends.
>After the Abbot's death, the scene flashes to Joshua and the Quo Peregrinatur crew launching as the nuclear explosions begin. Joshua, the last crew member to board the starship, knocks the dirt from his sandals (a reference to Mt. 10:14, If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet), murmuring "Sic transit mundus" ("Thus passes the world").

>>81202649
why not use femanons aswell

>>81206156

He's with the Clinton Foundation

>>81206156
didnt chicago turn from a burned down shithole to wannabe new york ?

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FUKK /b/ SPAMMER, my THREAD NOW

>Turkey nukes the middle East
>middle East's allies nuke Turkey back
Everyone wins.

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FUKK SPAMMER, my THREAD NOW.

And if worst comes to worst, I beat Death at calvinball so he owes me a free pass. Or a rootbeer, I forget which.

It's war time boys.
Tripss and nukes released

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FUKK /b/ SPAMMER, my THREAD NOW.

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FUKK /b/ SPAMMER, my THREAD NOW/

>>81205969
source?

>>81205573
U.K. Already left eu.
>it's happening

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>>81205969
Ayo, hol up russbro I need some sawce on dat

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FUKK /b/ SPAMMER, my THREAD NOW//

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>>81206589
Ignore it

>>81204457
i like others.......

The coup was funded and designed by Russia.

The nukes are safe, in US hands of course.

The coup will fail.

>>81205184
You're on the internet right now you mong.

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Ready.

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>>81205683

>they'll nuke London after accepting endroachdan
This is glorious

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Fellow Irish Bros, any of you boyo's planning on forming your own Gaeli/Celtic Kingdoms? I plan on being the post apocalyptic Brian Boru.

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This is pretty scary.

>>81205936
THE FUCK IS GOING ON YOU FAGS

I live in the United States, how does this affect me?
>hint it doesn't.

more chaos pls
more action pls
ww3 pls

>>81189112
You can start again today, bro

>>81207279

Nothing for the moment.

Nukes are at stake

WW3 is at stake if things go sour

>>81206812
That's a nice image.

(i'm the god now)
/
o o
( -- )
/\( , ,)/\
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^

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>>81200091
Whats up with my flag's taste?

First time in /pol/ after 6 years of /b/
Should I be scared?

>>81185893
>>81185398
PICS NAO

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fuck this cunts
im going to mars

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>>81207372

You forgot to paste

>FUKK /b/ SPAMMER, my THREAD NOW////

faggot.

Back to your board. Go eat a bucket of AIDS.

>>81207569
shit who is turky planning to bomb?
isis?
donald trump?
the us??

>>81185080
save us, papa Vlad, stop this madness

invade all of Turkey

THE SLAVS WILL RISE AGAIN

>>81207418
WMD turned dirty used against us/ally triggers martial law and nullifies election result or keeps Obama in power.

>>81207975
turky has the usas nukes
scared is good

>>81187776
so close
pray harder

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>>81208012
OK no

>>81208026

Turkey's nukes are NATO / USA

Rebels are pro-Russia.

Nukes were placed in Turkey for the proximity with Russia

So you figure the rest

>>81207929
Just look at it. It looks like a delicious piece of candy.

>>81208293
My actual fear is the rising of kebabs price

>>81205683
RARE FLAG
A
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F
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A
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>>81197401
Correct. Somebody has been at the 'Lik.

It was a fun TDY most of the time.

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>>81208173
her thinks they can do that.

This post. is sign for me to get off pol and go walk outside.

Cya guys. Im not to poor to defend myself. so i do not need to be afraid.

got one of these. if i die. it is time to go. but i aint gonna die in my house. sitting inside alld ay getting fat.

>>81200769
fuck off filthy kike,

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>>81185080
Gotta <3 /pol splits when there's an actual happening. 70% willing the apocalypse 30% freaking the fuck out :)

If the Americans at that base stand down and allow it to be overran...well then...fuck them.

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>>81208173
Obama is going to take our guns and seize power any day now turning the US into a sharia shithole.

>hi it's my first post on /pool/ be kind

>>81208173
That is not how martial law works in the United States. WMD hitting the United States also unlikely. Probably will have the nukes before battle even started.

>>81209029
things that won't happen ever

>besides we can blame Obama for not seeing this coming

So is this gonna be another one of those situations where everything is blown out of proportion?

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>>81208977
Nobody cares about your tumblr, faggot.

so the turkish army tries to take control over goverment that supports isis and radical islam to bring back "democracy"? am i wrong /pol/ pls someone explain