Trump General: SPECIAL Edition

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first for yeb selfies

and links for next time you lazy mong

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

>Prev Fan/Rally/News clips
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
>Articles/Polls
http://pastebin.com/SHvCg06i
>Trump Inspirational Videos/Documentaries
http://pastebin.com/ZQxNsYUK
>Rally replays
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0

>Hernie vs Trump supporters
https://youtu.be/AP38sUBP8zA
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP VOL 12 - THE SNAKE
https://youtu.be/AWgw95hpFzI
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 4 "Trump - The Last Hope for America"
https://youtu.be/wYKAmQvxG2g
>Donald Trump: New York Values
https://youtu.be/xzoT8BsOYCA
>Official Trump Jam (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/vPRfP_TEQ-g
>67 Times Rappers Name Dropped "Donald Trump" In Their Songs
https://youtu.be/-WhGgHjwZxU

>Trump takes credit for Iran prisoner release
https://archive.is/n0tFo
>Trump is no fascist
https://archive.is/3CdMB
>Trump More than Doubles Nat'l Lead
https://archive.is/Ii2Nn

>Rally 1/16/16 SC Tea Party Coalition
https://youtu.be/n-zN5k4Gu40
>Rally 1/16/16 Portsmouth, NH
https://youtu.be/zwKkIRYF4vM (rsb)
>Rally 1/15/16 URBANDALE, IA
https://youtu.be/JzkbwR7uc1E (fox10)
https://youtu.be/y16Siw64ddk (NU)

>Every Trump from the debate
https://youtu.be/ft2DhCVNy5k
>Trump stumps Cruz on New York Values
https://youtu.be/u44UqeUBphY
>Trump vs. Jeb on muslim immigrants
https://youtu.be/QHiQXoe_iIE

>1/15/16 The Five discuss Debate
https://youtu.be/UcWLKXLF3dk
>1/15/16 Trump on Morning Joe
https://youtu.be/GL4KR8Jp_EU
>Trump on Hannity post debate
https://youtu.be/NxJCm6Nzn_8
>Trump on Cavuto post debate
https://youtu.be/PYj8GWmiYsY

>Complete timeline of all of Trump's speeches and media appearances: http://trumpshow.info/

>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

>USA Anthem (Freedom Girls)
https://youtu.be/j07HPFlbsPk
>Trump reading "The Snake" lyrics
https://youtu.be/V-NaN1ujo_0

>Trump vs Maher 2014
https://youtu.be/vuP1e0RNF-0
>Mika BTFO of huffpost
https://youtu.be/VyN_C14Ef-w
>Davi: Trump is the last hope for America
https://youtu.be/1eQRShYbQXI
>Trump - I am angry!
https://youtu.be/v2dNzmaekmU
>Morning Joe amazed by Trump rally
https://youtu.be/9Yri0nLgIJQ
>Trump "I embrace NY values"
https://youtu.be/64dRcXLqxec
https://youtu.be/Xv5hFkExohw

>Katrina on Dobbs 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/7pzc2967YDI
>Eric Trump on FBN 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/jmsGEw11Uwg
>Trump on MSNBC 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/wL4g5Zn9htk
>Fox&Friends 1/13/16
https://youtu.be/HVz-PLXJobw

>Black American stands up for Trump
https://youtu.be/VEe4GRqXx7Y
>Why Trump Will Be Next US President
https://youtu.be/kMXb60iQ_aM
>Louis Farrakan agrees with Trump on rapefugees
https://youtu.be/6qROJZcQpac

>Trump's appeal to evangelicals is real
https://archive.is/TuXif
>Byron York interview 1/13/16
https://archive.is/xx3Mg
>Like Ronald Reagan, I would inspire more voters.
https://archive.is/LB2lw
>Trump is getting stronger
https://archive.is/w5vOE

>Birther Issue could actually cost Cruz Iowa
https://archive.is/tPHEQ
>Trump, the Antifragile
https://archive.is/zE9WJ
>Stallone: I love Donald Trump
https://archive.is/QkPNw
>Time magazine: Donald Trump's Art of the Steal
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/donald-trumps-art-of-the-steal

>Trump Rises
https://youtu.be/F6q2dV3nOuI
>CANT STUMP THE TRUMP V11 - NO COATS EDITION
https://youtu.be/2Y_4aa8vhXw
>Trump Supporter video - Ep 1 - "Trump vs the Liberal Media"
https://youtu.be/pg22rjzYo4w
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 2 - "The Return to Greatness"
https://youtu.be/cr_fiq8dXhU
>Trump Supporter Video - EP 3 "The Real Donald Trump Story"
https://youtu.be/LmWOOrwDUug

>Scott Adams' Blog
http://blog.dilbert.com

Why do you assume we're NEETS? I mean, it's true, but still.

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FEEL THE BERN

i dont have the rest of the pasta

>>61229988
Triple doubles on top of making your first Trump General?
Not bad at all StumpBro

>>61229988
>so I'll shill my latest and surely dank video

how niggardly of you

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>>61229988
>>61229988
>9988
>88

Ninth for the ladies.

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MOVEMENT!!!!

>>61230177
>>61230127
He's not being lazy, he knows that the structuring would be shit since TrueOP has it down to a science and therefore he forwent it

>>61230246
erm.. sauce? needed for research purposes

Is/was Morning Joe a liberal TV show? Its on MSNBC but all the recent videos have the two hosts sucking Trump cock non stop. Were they redpilled or were they always right-leaning?

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Now the serpent was more crafty than any other beast of the field that the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God actually say, ‘You shall not eat of any tree in the garden’?” And the woman said to the serpent, “We may eat of the fruit of the trees in the garden, but God said, ‘You shall not eat of the fruit of the tree that is in the midst of the garden, neither shall you touch it, lest you die.’” But the serpent said to the woman, “You will not surely die. For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

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>>61229988

>>61230246
hnngg
got any more of the bernie shill?

unlike Trump, Jeb actually has a plausible plan for tackling ISIS

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>>61230275
they used to be liberal as fuck

Trump has converted them

Ted Cruz embodies Calgary values. He's cut from the same cloth as Stephen Harper who sold Canada out to China. Be smart!

>>61230164
If you experience a burn, home treatment is usually all that is needed for healing and to prevent other problems.

>Rinse the burn

Rinse burned skin with cool water until the pain stops. Rinsing will usually stop the pain in 15 to 30 minutes. The cool water lowers the skin temperature and stops the burn from becoming more serious. You may:
Place arms, hands, fingers, legs, feet, or toes in a basin of cool water.
Apply cool compresses to burns on the face or body.
Do not use ice or ice water, which can cause tissue damage.
Take off any jewelry, rings, or clothing that could be in the way or that would become too tight if the skin swells.

>Clean the burn

Wash your hands before cleaning a burn. Do not touch the burn with your hands or anything dirty, because open blisters can easily be infected.
Do not break the blisters.
Clean the burn area with mild soap and water. Some of the burned skin might come off with washing. Pat the area dry with a clean cloth or gauze.
Put on an antibiotic ointment. Ointments such as Bacitracin or Polysporin can be used each time you clean the burn. Do not put sprays or butter on burns, because this traps the heat inside the burn.

>Bandaging the burn

If the burned skin or blisters have not broken open, a bandage may not be needed. If the burned skin or unbroken blisters are likely to become dirty or be irritated by clothing, apply a bandage.
If the burned skin or blisters have broken open, a bandage is needed. To further help prevent infection, apply a clean bandage whenever your bandage gets wet or soiled. If a bandage is stuck to a burn, soak it in warm water to make the bandage easier to remove. If available, use a nonstick dressing. There are many bandage products available. Be sure to read the product label for correct use.
Wrap the burn loosely to avoid putting pressure on the burned skin.
Do not tape a bandage so that it circles a hand, arm, or leg. This can cause swelling.

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>>61230356

We need someone (preferably a Mexican) to gradually release our memes to https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/. Reddit is Bernie county, and this is our foothold.

They're doing okay on their own but it's extremely low energy. For the most part it's just news articles and some tweets, which isn't bad but it's severely lacking in memes. No memes means no magic While we shouldn't unload the entirety of our memes at once, they need some fuel to make our presence within Reddit relevant beyond the Berncucks posting about how Bernie is great and Trump is Hitler.

>>61230356
What is it? Im a jeb supporter and I never heard of it.

>>61230246
to be honest I'd blast some ropes on her jellyrolls

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>>61230164

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Took this screenshot during the debate. Which one of you Weebs is this?

>>61230275

Joe was a Republican Congressman and Mika was a red-pill waiting to happen considering who her father is.

>>61230233

I rubbed my hands after posting the OP.

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>>61230356
>Jeb
>Any plans other than how to make guac

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>>61230356
>jebs lone supporter appears

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>>61230433
>Im a jeb supporter

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>>61230356
Explain to me why his plan is better. Use specifics.

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>>61230342
>>61230272

Some guy posted it in a pics you shouldn't share thread on /b/. It's probably not her, but the resemblance was uncanny enough that I made a little collage.

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>>61230246
>he posts shills instead of Kinsey nudes
I'm disappointed in you
>>61230259
I hate anime, but that pic and caption has grown on me somehow

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>>61230549

>>61230376
Did Canada have any options? You don't like that Harper guy, you probably don't like Weedman if you're in a Trump thread.

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>>61230549
same

have no idea what show or comic book its from, but seeing it 100 times every time im watching Trump has made me like it

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Trump has radicalized me into a vehement supporter of everything
He's made a RADICAL TRUMP EXTREMIST
Would he be proud or disappointed

>>61230541
Why is she happy and taking pics with Yeb if she's a Bernie supporter/plant?
>>61230549
pls no, seeing her nude would kind of ruin it

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>>61230356
Dear lord, Yeb, please, just go.

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this nigga is fucking suave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cszk3lmXLbw

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>>61230645
proud

It shows you want to MAGA

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>>61229988
The guy that makes these videos is from Germoney, so either proxy or you're a total faggot

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>>61230549

>Kinsey nudes.

No such things exist senpai. She's a wholesome, Christian, and Art Of the Deal reading Trump supporter who merely wants to see America made Great Again. That, and ban Bernie People from the Fox 10 chat.

>>61230645

Depends. Do you find yourself building walls on impulse like Germans impulsively dig holes?

>>61230765

It was either that or I put "Refugee camp" in my Twitter bio.

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>>61230781

>>61230777
Kinsey is a coal burner

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>>61230658
Just like seeing a nude of Ivanka would? Hell I feel ashamed and can't even fap to her (Ivanka)

>>61230658

She's got pics with basically everyone: Sanders, Jeb, McCain, Rubio, etc. Probably just likes powerful men and floats from politician to politician like a slutty bumblebee.

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>>61230259
>>61230549
>>61230623

M O V E M E N T

>>61230658
>Why is she happy and taking pics with Yeb if she's a Bernie supporter/plant?
Why do you still believe the 2 party myth?
She is an intern for a Republican State Senator in NH.

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>>61230261
Pierre Elliot Trudeau (Justin's father) was our PM from 68-84 (I'm ignoring Joe Clark). He (and to a lesser extent his predecessor Pearson) essentially tore down everything that made Canada what it was, erased our history and our connection to Britain, and replaced it with the country that inspired Sweden to be what it is today.

(I'm dead serious. Sweden's fall from grace was modeled after Trudeau's Canada).

The western idea of a Socialist Utopia came from Trudeau, who was good friends with Castro.

Also, Pearson was the one who insisted that the West put extreme sanctions on Rhodesia, effectively ending their existence, which (eventually) led to the fall of South Africa.

So, the Canadian Liberals are responsible for the fall of white Africa and the cucking of Europe and Canada.

I doubt Justin can do worse.

>>61230777
I never catch her in the streams. When is she usually on?

>>61230477
Fact: Terrorists hate guac and retreat at the mere mention of it.

>>61230864
>>61230777
This.
It is very sad.

>>61230869
>like a slutty bumblebee.
Does she pollinate them?

>Captcha: Select All Flowers

>>61230606
Literally no options. Jack Layton seemed genuine until some fast-spreading cancer took him out, outta nowhere, and then the NDP was taken over by a fucking reptilian.

I still voted Conservative because he's the lesser of two evils. But he's a corporate shill just like Cruz. Both are from that same shady sector of Calgary and both look creepy as hell. They'd probably be good buddies irl.

>>61230541
any others from that thread? nudes? that's an insane similarity not to be her

Reminder that Rubio is Trump's only real threat.

Get SMART. Be aware.

>>61230864
Sauce or she's still a pure white woman

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>>61231003

>>61231003
Daring synthesis

>>61230541
Hair is longer in the sexy pic. Also her chin comes in at a different angle.

>>61230777

I watched some of her old videos and she used to be a big girl. Sure looks great now though.

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THE FIELD OF CANDIDATES IS GETTING SMALLER

>>61229988
can't stump i'm the premierefag who follows you on twitter. i made the other thread. i don't have my card with me but i'm pretty sure i'm not a shill.

I've been doing these most nights since I've been away from school but if you want to take over full time go ahead. I would simply ask you don't insult the intelligence of Trump supporters by calling any thread that's not yours a fake or shill thread. Mine was a carbon copy of OG TrumpOP's done exactly how I do every single night.

peace night trump op out

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TWO TRUMP GENERALS?

The Emperor is growing stronger

>>61230869
She's chasing that poon

>>61229988
SWTOR isnt fun but the Class and Planet stories are decent.

I imagine Trump would be a Sith Inquisitor? Or would he be The Emperor himself?

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>>61231120
Made me dust off this image

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>>61230869
>>61230995
>>61231180
Forgot pic

>>61231149
>even the night crew is having a schism
at least no bullshit compact edition other than OP laziness this time

>>61230481

shop Jeb's head onto this and make it about Jeb having no one come to his birthday party

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>>61231120

>you will never have a QTpie libertarian gf like the girl on the right

>>61230938
>insulting based Trudeau

He was Canadian Trump

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im thinking about putting out a promo for the ted cruz vs trump fight.
this fight is gonna be big

>>61231008

It wouldn't really surprise me either way. OP used it to start the thread but wouldn't answer anybody asking for more. I could see somebody she knows find out about 4chan when she was all in the news and slip it in to see if anybody recognizes her. Or it could just be another girl with the same build, the same hair, same head shape, big ears, similar nose etc.

>>61230777
Could someone please explain why the fuck Germans always dig holes at the beach?

Desire to hold the Atlantic Wall?

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>>61231180
Honestly, I would totally hit it and quit it.
The only thing I'm worried about is how many dicks has she sucked these past few months, so maybe I wouldn't.

>>61230867
No I actually wouldn't mind seeing pics of Ivanka, however I would not fap to them just like I haven't fapped to Melania.
I don't because I respect them, I don't degenerate to whacking off to people I respect as I feel they deserve better than that

>>61231248
I would bet a decent amount of money that you will, at some point in your life, contract HIV / AIDS. Maybe one or two hundred dollars.

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>>61231129

Didn't mean any offense, senpai. I just didn't see a thread and the old one was at 320+ replies, so I decided to make one.

>>61231295
Tbh I have no clue. I always do it at the beach. It's fun, that's all I know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWgw95hpFzI [Embed]

You Can't Stump the Trump Volume 12 (The Snake)

CRUZ IS ON SUICIDE WATCH

POOR CRUZ :(

>>61231248
I didn't insult him, I explained what he did. He would be proud of all the things I said about him, and besides the phrasing I don't think he would disagree with any of it.

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What did you guys think of Trump pre-announcement?

I never thought he would turn out to be the god emperor of mankind, protector of earth realm.

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Here to help OP

>>61231295
Trench warfare/WWI

So I heard that there was a great story that Trump told about a farmer or an ice-rink or something? Could someone tell me what he said? I can't watch a video of it now because I am in a house where other people are sleeping and I don't have headphones.

>>61230717
Cruz is a Harvard debate master, but he's a scorched-earth type of guy. He would not be a uniter, and would (much like in the senate) end up totally isolated.

Even his face, he even looks like a chunky canuck Nixon, only he's STARTING from a political place where everyone in Washington already personally knows him and is thoroughly annoyed by him.

>>61231295
Why not dig holes senpai

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>>61231295

I think it stems from the meme that the average German has an autistic devotion to work. They must find work to do even during leisure.

IIRC, another meme is that even when they're home from work, they play forklift simulator.

The German must always work like the Aussie must always shit-post.

>>61230864
Debunked two months ago when the bullshit troll said it

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Trump Jam hitting 4 million

>dam sun

>>61231248
Trudeau was a fucking disaster who almost destroyed the Albertan economy.

>>61231429

its the tea party speech in the OP.

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>>61229988
just finished CSTT vid

holy shit, the star wars ending....I fucking died man

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Guess I'll post my story from the other thread

One of my friends is hard to convert to Trump. I know he's a borderline liberal pussy because he's all about vegetarian "don't hurt the poor animals" nonsense.

Anyways, he's a huge Rand Paul guy and a big conspiracy nut. Luckily, he doesn't like Obama or Hilary at all but I'm getting the vibe from him that he might like Bernie Sanders. Even though he won't admit it. The only argument he has against Trump right now is, "I don't trust him." That's literally all he has to say about Trump, even though he agrees with almost everything Trump is campaigning on.

I need to get him to watch some rallies

>>61231003

rare yeb

>>61230823
Underrated as fuck.

>>61231248
TRIGGERED

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU.

>>61231518

western canada doesn't matter

>>61230938
>68-84
>that means he was in power for 16 years
WHY THE FUCK DO EUROKEKS(Yes I am including Cucknadians as Euroshits just like they've always wanted to be) VOTE PEOPLE IN FOR MORE THAN TWO TERMS? HAVE THEY LEARNED NOTHING FROM OUR YEARS UNDER THE TYRANNY OF FDR???

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>>61231248
Gr8 b8, m8. 8/8

>>61231388
The only memory I have of thinking about him is that I lost my first tooth while watching the premiere of Season 1 of The Apprentice. The next day I remember making a drawing of Omnarosa in elementary school.

I didn't think about him after that until November 2016 when I started following his campaign. I knew who he was, but he was the last person I thought would run for president, much less give me confidence in myself, my country, and the future.

I think I still have that drawing of Omnarosa somewhere.

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>>61230316
ted's a total piece of shit
and bad at hiding what a kike rat he is

>>61231625
Alberta is the most alpha province and you fucking know it. We're the rising tide that lifts all ships.

>>61231129
Anon what did I tell you about cropping your screenshots?

Will trump make anime great again?

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Thanks for keeping me posted guys

>>61231699
If it would get him more votes he'd go drag.

>>61231547

Just tell him that you can tell by how the media and everyone treats him, that the Zionists don't like him. Just paint him as anti-establishment and say how big money in NY always tried to stump him. Bring up how he always comes close to naming the jew.

>>61231350
same
she has ridden both sides of the aisle in terms of cucks and cocks tho, so her snatch is filled with guac and gonorrhea bern and who knows what else

>>61231707
I've always wanted the US to annex Canada. Most Canadians I talk about it with don't like that idea very much though. So I think if I ever try it, we'll start out by just taking Nunavut and the Northwest Territories. Nobody will realize it happened until months after.

>>61231149
The Trump General is sleeping and therefore can't make another thread so StumpBro did it
>>61231224
Stop being a faggot and shut your whore mouth, there is no schism just a bunch of whiny cunts who have autism
>>61231191
>but the Class and Planet stories are decent.
There is literally nothing fun about that game. The only good that came form it was the CGI videos which should have been used to make a movie and would have cost 1/10th of what they spent to make the game

>>61231547
You have to earn trust, so the only cure for that is more exposure. Just show him videos from the 80s and 90s where Trump is saying the same things he says today. He's consistent and stuff like the Wollman rink shows how reliable he is. If all else fails just point out how his empire is intimately tied to the economy, so he has every reason to want it to improve.

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>>61231750
>>61231003
>>61230952
>all these rare jebs ITT

>>61231282
It's just going to be fucking annoying to see Cruz slime himself trying to stump Trump.

Cruz is damn good at what he does, but he's such a fucking LAWYER about it. Every time he talks he drips "sleazeball", and his smugness reeks of "I'm fucking you over with the law and I like watching you while I do it."

Can anybody link me to a full video of the October 28th debate? All I can find are low quality videos that don't cover the entirety of it.

It's the only one I haven't been able to locate the entire video of.

>>61231350
Nah dude, politically active bitches are generally bad news in my experience. But I guess as a one-time thing I could condone it.

>>61231282
>"It's gonna be big"
>no "its gonna be yuuuge"

>>61231295
>mfw I'm German
>mfw I remember all the times I loved playing with wet sand especially digginh the moats of my castles
W-what's going on? Can someone explain this meme?

>>61230952

AHHAHAHAHAHA

>>61231505
i love that fucking entrance so goddamn much

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>>61231111

I assume it came after she read The Art of the Deal. She keeps it up and she'll replace Megyn Kelly.

>>61231015
>>61231502

This. Filter all cuck-posters who wish to impose their fetish upon others.

>>61231388
I always liked him
The closest I ever got to thinking negatively about him was when he said okay to Crystler lending The Apprentice two Crossfire's for one of his projects in order to try and boost their sales despite them being shit cars and incredibly over priced.
But hey money is money right?

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talk shit get hit awoo~

>>61231750
R A R E
A
R
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>>61231915
>>61231915
It's a cultural thing. The germans go to vacation in other places (Scandanavia and the Netherlands), and they dig holes on the beaches. Why? I don't know. Why do you eat chicken noodle soup when you're sick? It's not particularly good for you, but you do it because it's just kind of a thing that you do.

>>61230315

I love me some One Man Klan, but holy shit he doesn't know how perspective works

>Trump apparently sticking his hand through the windshield
>hood of the cab is apparently 4 inches long

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>>61230823

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>>61229988
So with Cruz stumped is there anyone left? Is there any state in February that's even close to not going Trump?

>>61231388
i always enjoyed watching Trump
he's always been so alpha and full of himself. first caught him in WWE events and apprentice, and other appearances he did here and there
i remember watching him on the news in the late 80s and 90s too, but those are fading memories. (seeing the documentaries now brought it all back)
always thought he was THE epitome of an American, alpha, egomaniac, and rich as fuck. the magazine covers also showed that side of him so well, he always had that smug grin of his on them.
when he announced it was like the final piece of the puzzle falling into place. I would follow this man across the universe

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>>61232024
get in jp

>>61232132
cruz is stumped but not out, and dont forget that marco rubio is the last one to face.

>>61231834
THIS, here's some links:
https://youtu.be/jbzTyhIv2B8
https://youtu.be/SEPs17_AkTI

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>>61231547
Explain to him that Trump is the only man running that he can actually trust.

Politics is a fucking money game. Politicians run the country, and people are willing to pay them large amounts of cash to control the country by proxy. So what we end up with is fucking monkeys dancing at the very edge of their money leashes for the duration of their presidency as they try not to step on the toes of their funders and shit.

Donald Trump is funding his own campaign, his only loyalty is to himself and to this country. Trump is not a politician, Trump is a business man and that is why you should trust him

>Trump is a billionaire, why is he running for president, he must have some kind of agenda!
>le 1%

Trump does have an agenda, to make America great again. Who else would stand to benefit the most from America recovering economically than a business man? Who else could understand the situation well enough to fix the economy? Donald Trump.

Just look at fucking Cruz, he is the fucking picture perfect example of a modern day politician. He's a lying scumbag, he takes money and is twofaced as fuck, saying one thing and then doing something else that contradicts it because he is a whore. He is a whore who will shake his ass on command for his investors, and every other politican is a whore just like him.

Donald Trump shakes his ass for no man or group of people. Donald Trump is the only man you can trust in this presidential election.

Perusing through Twitter earlier and noticed the absolute anal fissure meltdown that Shapiro was having over the New York values thing. Can that faggot make up his mind on who he supports? Also, does he not realize that Trump was just using intellect to stump Cruz on that question. In other words, the 9/11-card was used poignantly for once, and not in a groan-inducing way? Not even to mention what a fucking weasel Cruz is on absolutely every fucking question.

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>>61232187

>>61232050
Likes fine to me desu senpai

Slime & sleazy are used related to Cruz a lot lately. Is that the new Progressicuck buzzword to help their precious Trump win?

>>61232310
She's not old enough to drive.

>>61232209
Rubio can't cross 15% unless Bush drops out, and Bush has too much money and insider support to drop out.

>>61230777
>>61231350
who is this girl?
what the fuck did i miss?
is it because i;m african?

>>61232209
>Cruz is stumped but not out
Elaborate pls. Have you seen Trump's Twitter today? He carpet bombed Cruz just like how Cruz wanted to carpet bomb Syria

I can't watch volume 12, says it's not available. What the fuck is going on? Is it my country cucking me again?

>>61232187
How can you tell it's /jp/ and not /a/?

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>>61232336
Madoka aired 5 years ago.

>>61232445

It has a frank sinatra song

>>61232392
kinsey is a fox local waifu

the other girl is a political groupie

>>61232392
Afrikaaner's are German not African, desu senpai

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>>61232329

I would prefer the term 'snake.'

>>61232445

It's not available on some devices because of the Frank Sinatra song. Are you watching it on something other than a computer?

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>>61232132
>>61232209

Cruz, after Carson, is Trump's conservative vote bank. It's where he's been storing his future voters. He built them up, and then he tears them down to harvest their votes.

Their position in the polls suffocates the mainstream-liberal candidates, keeping them at single digits and making them desperate. Further, Cruz worked with Trump to further destroy the credibility of Rubio/Jeb/etc as what they are, lying RINO liberals.

Now, Trump will surgically make Cruz's brand into "doubt" and "unelectable," and those conservative voters will have to go somewhere. They sure as fuck are not voting for any other candidate on the ballot, thanks to the paragraph above, and as Trump racks up primary wins with THE MOVEMENT, they are going to want to join to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Trump's been planning this for months.

>>61232445
R u on mobile? It says in the description that mobile doesn't work

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>>61232209
Here. How long until Rubio actually wins one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_presidential_primaries,_2016#Schedule_of_primaries_and_caucuses

>>61232450
Fictional characters don't age in real time m8.

>>61232086
I'm guessing this was Cruz's strategy

>Call Trump a liberal, appeals to the Conservatives in Iowa
>Say he's pro-gay marriage and pro-abortion
>Calls them 'New York Values'

Cruz was hoping Trump wouldn't have a proper defense, but then Trump pulled the ultimate Trump card: 9/11, and Cruz realized how badly he fucked up.

>Trump has now appealed to everyone's identity as an American
>Will probably win Iowa
>Cruz essentially gave Trump the nomination by doing this

To be honest family, I think calling Trump 'not a true conservative' would be better, because he couldn't invoke 9/11 like he did there, in such a masterful, and emotional way, not like Christie who goes "WHEN 9/11 HAPPENED I SHUT DOWN SO MANY BRIDGES YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE"

Not even Jeb is this retarded. Cruz denied using push polls for this attack, and then he used it, and it failed.

>>61232132
Rubio is the final mini-boss, but I think he'll be easier than all the rest. In a hypothetical match up, Trump beats Rubio 60-40, and Trump also beats Cruz 55-45. Soon we face off against the real final boss: Hillary Clinton.

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>>61232446
Momiji is a 2hu.

>>61231547
>The only argument he has against Trump right now is, "I don't trust him." That's literally all he has to say about Trump, even though he agrees with almost everything Trump is campaigning on.
Then your solution is simple
"Do you really trust ANY of them?Be honest."
His answer will be and should be no as technically you cannot trust a single one of them. The others because they've proven it in office and Trump because he's had no political office to prove he does what he says when it comes to campaign promises.
The Easiest way to look at it with him is simple though especially since he's a Randlet supporter.
"You can't trust any of them, but wouldn't you rather have the one guy who possibly could be telling the truth instead of a laundry list of people who have lied about their campaign promises and proved it in the past?"
The main reason I like Mr. Trump despite him being a real man in an age of cucks and that I respect both his business practices and his beautiful hotels is that he is the only one with the actual possibility to not fuck us over and there is no single argument you can come up with to disprove that.
There is a 50/50 chance he could be lying out his ass and go full Shillary on us once he goes in but there is that other very real possibility that he could be the greatest president in history and do what he says he is going to do just like he has in business for 30+ years.
I fight for our emperor because despite me hating anythign to do with politics for many reasons he is the only one that could actually do it some fucking good whereas I know with everyone else I am fucked, that's the same reason I liked Rand until I found out why he was called Jew Paul after The Roofening and I dropped him like a lead balloon

>>61232489
Aren't they Dutch?

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>>61230717
Daaaamn that's slimy. The way he turned around a prompt for an apology into basically asking support from the conservative New Yorkers he insulted, it's almost impressive.

And makes me feel greasy and unclean.

>>61232516
I could probably masturbate to that.

>>61232450
Holy fuck time flies. I want to kill myself.

>>61230938
wow. we really can blame canada.

>>61232508
Plus Cruz will be the VP candidate. Shillary ' s fate is sealed.

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>>61232577
Stop it.

>>61232329
Cruzfag detected. Maybe if your candidate didn't act like a sleazy slime ball of a lawyer, people wouldn't be saying he's a sleazy slimeball. He acts like a small town lawyer who just walked into the big city and is fighting the big evil establishment, when in reality, he's a Harvard and Princeton educated lawyer who married a Goldman Sachs executive. At least Trump doesn't act like he's not a billionaire or try to hide it.

>>61232657
That one too. I'm saving these by the way. Where are you getting them? e621.net? furaffinity.net? fchan?

PAN THE CROWDS

PAN THE

LOOK THEY WONT

THEY

PAN THE

USE IT PAN IT

THE CAMERA THE CROWDS

LOOK IT PAN IT

>>61232154
kek

>>61232641
>Cruz
>VP candidate

My feeling is split between Nikki Haley and Mark Cuban, leaning Cuban

>>61232277
>Trump is a billionaire, why is he running for president?

This is actually one of the reasons I'm for him. Becoming president means he takes on a job that is incredibly time-consuming at a yuuuge pay cut. Why the fuck would someone who could make a multi-million dollar salary spend millions of dollars to get a job with a $200,000 salary other than as a public service for his country?

Other candidates may be taking a pay cut to get the job, but Trump would be making the greatest sacrifice by far.

Also, I don't buy into the whole "le 1% only looks out for themselves." It benefits everybody to live in a successful country full of people who are educated and have plenty of discretionary income. I feel like Trump is smart enough to realize this no matter how many ultra-rich he socializes with. Being rich doesn't make you stupid.

>>61232516
>Here. How long until Rubio actually wins one?
If he gets third in Iowa and second in NH, he could possibly win SC. If that exact thing doesn't happen, we'll have a week or two of Christie at number 2 before he's taken out, Bush dropping out, and Rubio winning something between then and Super Tuesday. After that Bush's money goes to Rubio, Rubio becomes the new number 2, and Trump takes him out like anyone else.

>>61232641
Trump put too much doubt into people's heads about whether Cruz is even American to risk having him as VP. That ship has sailed.

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>>61232744

>>61232548
Yes, but Dutch are German

>>61232489
>>61232548
They're both

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>>61232744
>PAN IT
>SPAN IT
>FAN IT
>TURN THE CAMERA

He's used every trick in the book and the madmen still won't go for it. We're quickly running out of options.

>>61232614
Yup. And we just elected his son.

We aren't responsible for Australia's shitposting though. That one wasn't us.

>>61232780
Scott Brown

>>61232783
>to get a job with a $200,000 salary

He's said that if he wins he won't accept the salary. He's literally doing it for free because he loves America.

>>61232392
Nah mate, love the Afrikaners(unless you put your dick in a nigger, then you're no better than the English)

>>61232850
the weaboo cringy shit makes trump look bad.

Please stop

>>61232873
REALLY?! Didn't here that one before, sauce?!

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>>61232726
No, I just have them saved because they're super autistic. I'm pretty much out now.

>>61232789
Rubio isn't winning any of the first 3. I wan you to find me a state he competes in and wins. He's not even beating Trump in Florida and waiting that long worked so well for president Giuliani.

>>61232789
>he could possibly win SC
That's only if Trump loses in both Iowa and New Hampshire. If Trump wins both, or even one of those, he's got South Carolina. Rubio's last line of defense is another Trump stronghold: Nevada. Trump is way up in South Carolina, nearly reaching 40 points, and way up in Nevada too.

>>61232780
>Nikki Haley

No fucking way

>>61232517
>Cruz was hoping Trump wouldn't have a proper defense

The thing is, Trump already gave the 9/11 response like the morning before. Cruz should've absolutely known that and prepared for it, but he didn't. Not smart!
Maybe he knew what was coming and thought he could take it.

>To be honest family, I think calling Trump 'not a true conservative' would be better,

Jeb already did that months ago, even has a million views, didn't affect his numbers at all. probably made him look more moderate to most people. It was failed from the start.

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>>61231547
Tell it to him straight:

Everyone does something for their own benefit. Trump included.

The difference comes from where they get this money. Your usual politician gets it from their donors, who do well when these politicians institute policies that fuck over your average joe (ex. bring in illegals so they can pay them next to nothing, export jobs to other countries so they save money, let banks run amok, etc.). If a politician wants to eat well, they better have someone on their side.

This is not true for Trump. Trump made his fortune and will likely continue to make his money through selling real estate to middle class Americans. His lifeblood, his cattle, however the fuck you want to call it - they come from your average American. And if the average American can't buy his homes or rent hotels because they're being fucked over by banks or losing their jobs he's going to get mad.

tl;dr Most politicians get money from corporations/banks, which want a weak middle class to exploit. Trump gets his money from the middle class, so he wants them to be stronger and larger.

>>61232744
THESE PEOPLE

TERRIBLE PEOPLE

I HAAAAAAATE THEM

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>>61232901
Nigga do you know where you're at?

>>61232873
No way? That's based as fuck. If I can verify this I am sold on this guy, and I've never been sold on a contemporary politician in my life.

>Its gonna be yuuuuge.

>>61231014
Agreed. Rubio is a pro of memorizing the lines his masters give him too. He is the ultimate establishment candidate after Jeb.

Trump needs to bring the heat to Rubio when it'll be necessary.

>>61231895
I can get it

might take a bit to upload though

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>>61231793
>>61231834
>>61232219
Thanks for the responses.

My friend grew up in sheltered wealthy part of Austin, TX and it's painful to talk to to him at times. Yes, Austin the liberal shithole of

When he brings up political issues over the phone, 90% of the time we agree on everything... but when we don't, he reacts like a fucking child. He has straight up hung on me so many times without a word, and will call me weeks later and pretend like nothing happened. Fucker never apologizes for it either, total pussy.

I honestly think he might be a Hernie fan, because his only reason for distrusting Trump so far is that he is rich. He can't possibly trust a billionaire even though I pointed out to him that all the candidates are bought by big money.

Sorry for the rant

>>61233033
not /a/ faggot

>>61232277
>Trump is a billionaire, why is he running for president
It's the only way he will ever become a trillionaire
He makes the economy fucking massive and rich, as president he gets the biggest secrets on earth and sees everything, all classified shit is at his fingertips.
If he becomes president he will be the second trillionaire in history(the only other person being Crassus as Caesar's wealth was actually all state owned and he didn't own it the Roman people did)

>>61233056
Once Rubio gets taken off his rehearsed talking points he'll be sweating like a pig.

>>61232971
>>61232975
I didn't say it was likely. But if Cruz takes Iowa by a small margin, with Rubio doing an OK third, and Christie or Trump winning NH by a small margin, with Rubio coming in a close third, he could possibly take SC. That is the only way Rubio wins an early state.

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>>61232901
>cringy

yeah reddit is that way

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>>61233087
Back to reddit my friend, they won't have any anime over there that'll trigger you.

>>61232986
My point about the 'not a true establishment' thing is that it had no substance. It wouldn't affect anything. This 9/11 thing can and probably will hurt Cruz's chances in Iowa. We're Americans before any political ideology. That's how fucked Cruz is. People want unity, and Cruz is offering division among political lines, and Trump is appealing to all Americans, and has started to become a unifier. It's over for Cruz.

>>61233153
>>61233164
Grow up faggots, I was lurking here before reddit was a website.

Stick to your boards.

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please make this happen

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>>61230823

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>>61233209
Try it out then you might fit in.

>>61232930
>>61233041

https://youtu.be/cxD9nWGBIfs?t=37m43s

>>61232901

Can we get a wordfilter on "cringy"? Something like "I'M A RETARDED FAGGOT PLEASE FILL MY MOUTH WITH NIGGER PENIS"?

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BRING BACK
>TrumpOP

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>>61233134
Doubtful. There isn't enough support for an establishment candidate in that state. NH he could pull off but only if all the other establishment guys got out while Trump is fighting Cruz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eCmi0U83cw

Donald Trump On Cruz: 'He Didn't Report His Bank Loans From Goldman Sachs'

>>61233164
I'm so glad I have you filtered, faggot

>>61233209
This is an anime website started by a 14yo weeaboo

>>61233209
>I was lurking here before reddit was a website.
Then you should know by now that taking offense to anime images is reddit-tier shit.

>>61233258
Confirmed based as fuck senpai

>>61233265
It's the newest epithet that reddit has decided to embrace. I see it everywhere now, and that's 'cringy' in itself because its a fucking stupid word.

>>61233096
Read the first paragraph in the art of the deal.

>>61233308
Wow. Thanks for telling me. You're real fucking special I guess.

>>61233333
>Those digits

>>61233134
I'm thinking Nevada is Rubio's last chance. SC will go to either Trump or Cruz no matter what happens in Iowa or New Hampshire. Rubio has some standing in NV at the very least, even though it's a Trump stronghold. He worked there for a bit I think.

Best Case Scenario for Rubio before South Carolina

Iowa
>Trump/Cruz finish in a near tie
>Rubio close second

New Hampshire
>Trump way up
>Rubio decisive second
>Cruz third

It could possibly put him into a second place in South Carolina, and that could propel him into first in Nevada if he's very lucky, more likely Second place behind Trump though.

I'm just waiting for Cruz to fail in Iowa. He will gain no momentum for the next few states, and Trump will dominate Super/Mini Tuesday, ensuring he wins the nomination.

>>61233279
He's taking Sunday off. We the people are in charge of the general threads for the day.

>>61233392
Thanks weedbro, I did my best.

>>61233433
Rubio won't get anywhere. I'm surprised there haven't been gang of 8 ads already.

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>>61233378
No you're the one who's special anon

truly an honor to be filtered by a nerd on 4chan

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>>61233489
Not only that. But a Jew as well

http://trumpcampaignanalysis.blogspot.ca/2016/01/hillarys-mental-illnesses.html

>hillary thinks she talks to dead people

is this real

>>61233479
I doubt Rubio will get anywhere either. I'm just entertaining a best case for him which I don't think is likely

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>Tfw no new Hot Tolerance video in awhile.

I desire more airhorns.

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>>61233457

we the people cannot be trusted

>>61233662
Do they delete old ones or something? The Jeb debate one is hosted by someone else now.

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if only we could get trump to retweet this

So what are leftists going to do when Trump wins the presidency? I can Imagine them forming a resistance and making bows and arrows since they are scared of guns. It's gonna be like Avatar.

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>>61233662

For what it's worth, I've adopted their horns and the single Jeb shill into my videos.

Their memory lives on.

>>61233765
Mass suicides and mass emigration. Our country will be great again and rid of them.

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>>61232277
>>61232529
>>61233006
Thank you again for the responses.

I've tried explaining to my friend (good one for many years) that Trump has given thousands of people jobs, helped the economy, and he still only comes back with, "I don't trust him."
"He doesn't need the money, he wants power."
I told him, why would he want power? He's so rich he can get whatever he wants at this point. He could bribe politicians like Soros and the rest and do whatever the fuck he wants.

If I try to name the jew (mainly I bring up the jewish control of media) he shuts down completely and refuses to talk anymore about politics.

Honestly, he may be a lost cause. He's extremely close-minded and basically throws a fit if you challenge him too hard on anything.
I'm guessing he may be a closet Bernie fan

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>>61231226
as close as I could get

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>>61233785
Holy fuck we need a Randlet in the cupboard shopp
Holy shit my mind is racing and my sides are going skyward
pic highly related

>>61233913
Some times I feel seriously sad for Jeb.

>>61233977
I legitimately do feel sad for my old governor.
But war is hell and we do not relent when serving the god emperor

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>>61233913
Pretty good.

Politicians are slimy by nature; but even among that sleazy circle Ted Cruz sticks out like the rat he is.

I have never disliked a politician as much as I have Cruz. Everything about him pisses me off. Rat faced fat fuck two faced lying piece of southern drawl shitstain

>>61229988
What the fuck is going to be Trump's special announcement?

His VP?

A huge endorsement?

His own Guac Recipe?

>>61234099
I'll bet it's him handing his company over to his kids.

>>61233977
I felt bad while making it its hard to kick a man when he's down
when I drew the tears I felt they were really his

>>61234099
He's gonna redpill everyone on the juden

>>61232662
Progressicuck shill detected. Looks like you may actually pick our candidate for us again like the last 2 elections.

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The great thing about the MAGA hat is that it can be shooped onto anything and it becomes a pro-Trump meme. Get out there and make some maymays, anons.

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>>61234099
Peas in Guac

>>61234026
>>61234181
I just wish he would drop out so we could stop making fun of him.

>>61234099
>A huge endorsement?

I'm thinking this. I think maybe it'll be a senator, or if God is on out side, the Governor of Iowa himself. His son goes hunting with him a lot, so maybe Don Jr. brokered a deal with him. It'll be fucking beautiful if this comes to fruition, I'd fucking cry probably. It would cause Trump's imminent victory and would lead him to 100% certainty of the nomination.

IA's Governor doesn't like Cruz much either, so we don't have to worry about him getting endorsed.

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Anybody love Trump more than anything ITT?

I love this guy. I really think he's going to win, and I think he just may do something for us.

I know, the devil is in the details, but dammit /pol/, I believe he really will defy the bankers, to some degree or another.

Hey guys!

I've been thinking about starting a politically correct online talk show.

I figured we could do one once a week and every time have a thread organizing it.

From what I understand it'd be easy to hold on youtube.

I think that anyone that wants to participate in the recording should be willing to show their face but we'd be willing to accept any content from anonymous users that prefer not to be seen as long as someone with a face is willing to share their content for them.

We could discuss business, elections, races, feminism, relationships, etc etc, anything really!

Some easy stories we could cover to get started is that video that was posted tonight of the refugees attacking the reporter, the latest GOP debate, and that video of that brown dude with the natsoc arm band, but really anything is on the table!

What do you guys think?

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>>61234340
I put my pee in your guac Jeb!

>>61234340
AHAHAHA

GUAC MERCHANT

>>61231388
Didn't really know who he was, knew the name. I remember a few years ago was shopping at a mall and found some ties on sale and bought one because it was sexy and it was Trump collection and thought "oh this is high quality respected clothes!"

>>61234446
Das hund has had entirely too much to drink.

>>61234444
It's an interesting idea that I've thought about before, but it would probably end up as an autistic skype group where nobody has much to say.

Would be interesting hearing anons actually talking about /pol/-tier shit, though. Would tune in, at least. I think having somebody with some actual broadcasting experience who knows how to gab would be a big bonus.

>>61234428
I know he'll be a great president because as someone said in another thread, his ego won't allow him to fail. He strives to be the best in everything. He says at every rally he wants to be #1 in Iowa and won't settle for saying he'll be happy with second or third. The eyes of the world will be on him like never before, pushing him to do his best because even a minor failure will be used as ammo against him. He won't let himself or America down.

I'm going to start making a new thread once we hit the high 200s here, is that okay with everyone? I'm just warning everyone so that multiple threads don't get made like last time.

>>61234049
What did he lie about guy? I'll have to agree he's not nearly as fuck able as Trump.

>>61234241
One side calls us progressive, the others call us Nazis. No matter what we are, we're choosing a winner, and we will win this time, and we'll win big. HRC and the Communist stand no chance against the political mastery of Donald Trump. He's already destroyed Shillary without even putting much effort into it with only a few tweets and an instagram video. She's fallen way down in the polls.

>>61234701
Also a radio show would probably be better. not many anons would want to show their face i would assume

all you really need is a competent host worth listening to. nobody likes stuttering autist voices

>>61234701
Well I think if we put the work into organizing each one of the shows we'd be able to handle avoiding autistic stagnation.

I don't think it would take long before bigger names in the internet world started to take notice.

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>>61234049
I live in Texas and I completely understand.
I used to like Cruz quite a bit, but the last month or two have completely changed my view of him.

Not since the last debate, before that.
Before the canadian birth issue, I just knew he was a lying snake in the GOP. People STILL call Cruz anti-establishment, it's fucking hilarious.
Rafael Cuba Canada is no different than Rubio or John Ellis Guacbowl. The kikery is amazing

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Did we forget to talk about yesterday Trump rented out a movie theater in Iowa and treated everyone to free tickets to watch 13 Hours?

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>>61234444
I can't
I'm already starting one with like 4 other guys where my whole position is to make and strengthen an ingroup instead of trying to reach people who don't agree with me.
I hope you don't get too far into the project when you figure out it's a stupid as shit plan, and nice ID. 1234444

>>61234862
Who got >>61234567

>>61234862
What's stupid about it?

It's less about trying to reach people that disagree with me and more about getting like minded people involved.

Does anyone know if you are allowed to bring in homemade signs to Trump rallies?

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>>61234844
It was mentioned but there wasn't much to talk about.

>>61234999
Witnessed. No I don't think you can.

>>61234752
he acts like he's an "outsider", but this guy was educated at liberal schools, his wife has worked for big financial firm, and his money has come from NY as well

he's been involved in politics since 1999, yet he paints himself as a non-career politician

how exactly is this two faced bitch a symbol of true conservatism?

>>61234999
No, you're not allowed to bring your own signs.

>>61230433

Giving every member of ISIS a pocket turtle.

Donald Trump Jr.'s story I think is a testament to his father's character.

Going from an angsty, young adult who tried to hide the fact he was a Trump to being lock-step behind his father resonates with me.

If Trump Jr had always been as loyal to the family as he is now, I might question his sincerity. But the fact that he left the inner circle and finally understood the lessons his father was trying to teach him and came back says a lot about the wisdom of Trump Sr.

>>61234927
Because you're getting them involved into the movement by catering to their own values and projecting it on your movement.
This causes infiltration within the movement until you have no more power over it.
Look at the Libertarians. They did the same thing and now it's pretty much all "Dude weed lmao"

It shows that video is not avaible :^)

Tfw you've gotten so used to trump you don't even think about how weird his hair is anymore

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>>61235054
>>61235037
>anons ruin it for everybody

I really wonder what he was thinking when he saw this. They were holding it up right in the middle of the crowd. He SAW it. The God Emperor.

>>61235067
Got any kind of link/vid? I never knew about any of his family until he ran.

>>61235067
I don't know if it's true, I think I saw it on the A&E biography of Trump, but it said Ivanka hated him after his divorce with her mom and didn't speak to him for like a year. He really saved their relationship if it's true. He's a great parent.

>>61235076
Interesting points but...
whatever

I'll post its own thread whenever I'm ready

I think if properly organized we could keep it from degenerating into a retarded circle jerk

It's not about putting an agenda out there but more about expanding on ideas and humanizing them and giving advice on how to navigate today's civilizations

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>>61234839
He did what he promised to his constituents & went against the establishment. Even called Mitch McConnell a liar on the floor. Pic related is McConnell ' s face afterward.

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>>61229988
>The Rains of Castamere accompanying the 9/11 smackdown
YOU MAGNIFICENT FUCKING BASTARD

>>61235269
I was once told that turtles are almost impossible for veterinarians to operate on, because they have such thick skin, that it's very difficult to get a needle into a turtle's vein to give them general anesthesia.

>>61231895
>>61231895
>>61231895
>>61231895

October 28th debate:
https://mega.nz/#!rYIXHKhK!fbxuvqZCgD7Fs6QsjEYwj2nforLZGW26KK0gmxySRt0

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Help my based friends?

>>61235417
Not available on mobile.

>>61235417

>Phone

That's the problem. Because of the Frank Sinatra song, it's not viewable on certain platforms. To be sure, watch it on a computer.