Old Sexless Women

>>54186728
>3 old sluts find it hard to accept prince charming isn't interested in their leathery snatch anymore

Boohoo biology is oppressing me

>>54186728
but if she only wants to hold hands, why is it men's fault she's not having sex ?

>>54186728
>it's mens fault
>it's clearly not

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My mudda is celibate, she's a saint on eart.

>>54186728
So basically :
>a slut who got fucked by so many men they had to remove her uterus to make space for more dick
>a raging man-hating bitch who thinks she's doing god's work by teaching women they should use their vagina as a manipulation weapon and that men a pavlovian dogs
>a business woman who runs a website based on making people meet while cutting all possibility for sex right at the start

>it's men's fault

>teaching young girls that sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal
This sounds like a parody, are these women entertainers?

>>54186728

I haven't had sex for 24 years and no one gives a fuck about people like me, why should I feel sorry for them? I bet they rode the cock caroussel when they were young and now all they want is the perfect blue prince by their side, I bet they even feel entitled to it.

>>54186728
tbh women over 40 shouldn't be having sex.

>but part of my work is teaching young girls that sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal and treat them well.
Kek. Good luck making that stick.

>>54186728
What's funny is that, even now, they don't realize that additional 1000 miles of cock won't fill that hole in their souls where grandchildren belong.

Should have settled while you had a chance. I've got no doubts that all three of them had a good chap who was trying his hardest to make them happy but their monkey branching tendencies prevented them from ever settling.

Hypergamy will bite you in the ass.

>>54187056
Thread

>>54186728
The ex wive and kids are demons in light to the interloping bitch who cut there family into pieces. Gotta love women, it is impossible to be wrong for them hence how deceitful they can be.

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>>54186728
So their biological clock went further than they thought it would.

"Rejecting advances is not something that, at my age, I have to contend with very often but part of my work is teaching young girls that sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal and treat them well."

Literally saying treat men like dogs.

>>54186728
>Make a conscious life decision
>Blame it on men anyway

Female empowerment, people.

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>>54186728

>fucked and sucked hundreds miles of dicks since teens
>at the age of fucking 59 dares to complain about no sex
>meanwhile scores of males haven't had any sex AT ALL and nobody gives a shit + society labels these males as losers while the sluts are getting victim status
>mfw

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Women hate sex and having fun.

Just look at homosexual couples.
Lesbians have a special term made for them, "Lesbian bed death" meaning they never actually have sex because they do not want to or enjoy it.
Meanwhile gay men are slut shamed for fucking like rabbits.

It's just the way it is

>>54187166
Are you me?

>>54187757
tfw i have no cute closeted bf that will cross dress for me and shave his legs and ass. i'd love to just hang out and be normal friends, without any affectionate gay shit or kissing - but then i'd dump a load in his ass every now and then and get back to my important work.

>>54186728
>putting pussy on a pedestal
>ever leading to good things

Literally the reason for women being vapid whores instead of loving wives and caring mothers.

So woman who hit the wall experience what most men experience for a large portion of their lives?

ABLOO BLOO BLOO

YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO SEX SHITLORD

BUT THESE DRIED UP OLD WOMEN ARE

IF YOU DONT WANT TO JAVE SEX WITH THEM YOU'RE A MISOGYNIST

>>54186728
>dailymail
I don't have my 3000x3000 trashman pic on my phone so this (You) will have to do

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>>54187825
>without any affectionate gay shit or kissing
Are you a fag or something?

>>54187909
>if it's posted by daily mail then it's not real

How's that selective reality workin' out for ya

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>>54187957
It's working out pretty well for daily mail, I'd say.

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some women do age like wine though.

>>54187927
well obviously, but pretending to be straight makes it hotter. wanna fugg?

I'm sorry I am not doing my part for feminism by screwing thirsty old hags.

>a decade

whoaaaa. Come back when it's 25 years.

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>>54187999

>>54187999
oh you mean they're overrated and full of shit? that's all women tho

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>>54186728
>'I gave up smoking and alcohol and vowed I'd never have sex - the source of so many of the problems in my life - with anyone other than a man happy to commit, love and support me. As men like that are hard to find, it was difficult contemplating the rest of my life without a boyfriend.
kinda late for that after the 300 dicks you had up there meant you needed your uterus removed
>also WAHH men who want to have sex with a total ex-whore (whose sluttines means i probably can't have kids) and pay for me and emotionally give me everything are so hard to find

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>>54187056
TOPKEK
also /thread
you made my day, AYYYY

>>54187999
>some women
these are British women, they age like cheese

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>>54186728

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>>54186728
This is priceless.

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>>54186728
No worries ladies, they're coming!
SPREAD 'EM!

I wonder what /r9k/ would have to say about this.

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>60 year old cunts havent fucked in 10 year span
>somehow this is news worthy tragedy
>meanwhile this website is full of 30 year old virgins and nobody gives a fuck

>>54186728
Welcome to my world ladies. Enjoy the slow descent into desperate madness.

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>>54187709
>>54186728
>your face when
Shut the fuck up fag, there's good girls out there you fucking neckbeard moron. Feminism doesn't even make up 1% of the bitches you'll ever meet. White men are the fucking dumbasses who forgot how to tame a bitch and white faggots are the ones who stay with bitches who show signs of being a crazy bitch but deny it and say "SHE WAS CRAZY BITCH OUT OF NOWHERE!"

Also protip: If you're a decent success when you turn 30+ women will come to you. Yes, 5/10 - 7/10 bitches will walk up to you and hit you up if you look at them. 30 year old women are desperate for families.

I'm sick of you mother fuckers crying about how you cant get bitches or cry about not being able to tame and control a bitch. ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!

>>54188161
Pretty sure mudslimes prefer them more on the prebuscent side of the scale.

>>54186728
>sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal and treat them well."


Lool...

fuck women and their bs.

>>54188209
>30+ year old women are the ones who will tolerate being with you and only out of desperation instead of actual attachment
Pretty sure that's the problem that others have already touched upon anon.

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>>54188173
They're completely different, you shitlord.

First of all, women have more emotions than men so when something like this happens to a woman, it upsets her but men can just grab a beer with the mates and fuck some slut. Did you know that men can literally just walk out to the local pub and fuck a random 20 year old slut? Women could never have that privilege past the age of 40.

And not only that. There's also the fact that for men, sex is the same as masturbation. There's no difference because men see sex purely as a physical act. Women on the other hand see sex as an EMOTIONAL act. For a woman not to have sex, it's depriving her of strong feelings like intimacy and love. For males it's just intercourse.

>a dried up slut who cant get a dick is now 'celibate'

Sounds much better as virgin too, when?

> yes, chaps it's all your fault

Of course it is. Has anything regarding a woman ever been her fault?

>>54187999
Indeed they do. Nice trips, by the way. Great rolling.

>>54188108
They start to smell?

>>54188336
>that flag

You'll have to try harder, cunt.

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>>54186728

What a trainwreck.

>>54187999
they age like cars

>>54188324
Its not a problem, its always been like that. The game changes once bitches realize their looks might actually be fading and all those party girl bitches turn into submissive, dedicated moms. Its a safety net.

Most girls despite what /pol/ says will pretty much marry the first guy they fall in love with and can provide for them, family being a setback for whenever both fuckers are ready.

>>54188529
So they lose in value until their value increases again?

>>54187999
Souce?

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>>54188209
>just wait until they're 30 year old whores who've taken a mile of dick and have a loose vagina that not even 12inches can satisfy

>>54188606
I don't fucking understand sourcefags. IT'S LITERALLY NOTHING BUT A PAIR OF TITS WITHOUT EVEN SHOWING PUSSY

Are you that fucking desperate you need the source of that pic? You can't even see her face. I don't get it. I don't fucking get it.

Somebody help me. Please.

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>>54186728
>(and, yes, chaps it's all your fault)
Seriously? KEK

>whore around from your teenage years until around 28
>decide to get married to some chad
>decide to get divorced from said chad a few years later and receive monetary compensation
>suprised when now no one wants to get jiggy with you

23 years with no sex here, no sympathy.

>>54186728
>"Rejecting advances is not something that, at my age, I have to contend with very often but part of my work is teaching young girls that sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal and treat them well."


Even now that she's fucking crusty and old, she still has no grasp on the concept of sexual economics. In order for sex to occur, there has to be something that both people want. Typically, the guy wants sex, and the girl wants to feel secure. But when the guy doesn't want sex, then the deal is off.

>>54188629
i never said wait i said go get your wife, you can marry a 24 year old bitch at 34 if your pro. But if you're such a fucking failure that you can't find your wife by 30 then you gotta settle for scraps fag.

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>>54186728
>"Rejecting advances is not something that, at my age, I have to contend with very often but part of my work is teaching young girls that sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal and treat them well."
kek!

>Suzie Webster (centre), 61, has been celibate for 10 years. She runs a website, Platonic Partners, with 9,000, members where people who want relationships without sex can meet. She herself has a platonic relationship with a younger man, involving hugs and holding hands, but not sleeping together.
KEK!!! HOLY SHIT this motherfucker is getting cucked by a 60 year old granny! Hahahahahahaha

>>54187166
Actually no one gives a fuck about them either. They can cry all they want it won't make them younger and get men to want to fuck em.

>>54188314
translation:

I am a burnd out slut. Looking for a idiot providing food and shelter.


Solution:
En hero, now.

>>54188790
eww why would you want to fuck a granny?
Dude most likely sees her as a grandma.

>>54186728
>t-thanks feminism

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>>54188438
>They start to smell?
tell me ivan does pic related look like a woman who doesn't smell?

>>54188209
60% divorce rates argue that getting married is probably the most stupid thing you could agree to in this day and age.
Unless you don't value your money, of course.

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>It makes me feel so sad and lonely when I realise how long it's been since I made love with a man, so I try not to think about it.

She did jack shit to fix her problem, but at least she was able to identify it. More than most women.

>>54186860
thread

>>54186728

>chaps it's all your fault

Isn't everything. It couldn't be that they're ugly, fat and old, no it must be the fault of men for not giving up on their desires in favour of giving a woman what they want.

>Complaining about not having sex
>Was promiscuous when young, so much so destroyed her insides literally

Yeah come back when you are a man and at 30 haven't fucked once.

>>54188209
>Also protip: If you're a decent success when you turn 30+ women will come to you. Yes, 5/10 - 7/10 bitches will walk up to you and hit you up if you look at them. 30 year old women are desperate for families.
kek, yes be a good betabux for a roastie that hit the wall

>>54188656
To be fair, they're a pretty nice set of tits.

>>54188865
They can't take your money if you don't have any...

;_;

>>54188865
Again those are white people. Men who break the most important rule of loving a woman more then a woman loves him. I'm not going to rant but there's a lot of bullshit that's the guys own fault, for example ignoring signs that she's not for him, marrying while only knowing her for less then a year in a half and like i mention she has to love you more.

That being said you don't have to marry her but it is polite and gives the girl some ground since a guy can literally just walk away while pumping 3 kids into her and no other man would want her thus making her a slave to your offspring. I know alot of people are fine by doing something so shitty tho.

>>54189007
>fit-thick
>back fat rolls and beer keg gut
That level of delusion.

>>54189146
>since a guy can literally just walk away while pumping 3 kids into her

Enjoy paying child support for the rest of your life.

>>54189167
My favourite part is;
>big boobs and ass

No honey, you're just fat.

>>54189190
>dat ID
>>>/r9k/

>>54188790
He probably just used her to buy him shit while fucking young bitches on the side. He cucked her.

>>54189072
read >>54188785
Roasties are only for failures.

>>54189190
No, just marry the right girl and don't be a bitch.

>>54187021
kek

I can't imagine my parents having sex

pretty sure they hate each other

all in all this thread is gross

we should learn from the muslims and have arranged marriages already

>>54189222
Indeed. Nice trips, by the way.

>>54189007
>6' + only

The fucking audacity on this bitch.

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>>54189190
>>54189208
Kek

>>54189284
Why, so I can fail at that too when literally every chad in the area outbids me on a cutie3.14 I want everytime and I eventually settle on the retarded one?

>>54188790
>teaching young girls that sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal and treat them well.

Fuck that.

They wanted equality, and they fucking got it.

>treat them well

Sure.

>pedestal

Fuck that. Everyone women gets a checklist.

1. What do you have to offer me besides sex?
2. Are you self-sufficient?
3. Do you have a stable source of income or a skill that can afford you such so that I do not become your fall-back contingency plan?
4. Do you agree to pay half of every bill, fee, dinner check or other cost that is incurred when we are together?
5. Do you have a good credit score?

That is just for starters.

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Friendly reminder lads, that nature is on our side.

Work your ass off, pay denbts, you will have women throwing themselves at you once you are middle-aged. Pick a nice and fertile 20-something qt to have kids with once you are ready to settle down.

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>Shirley, who runs a clothing company called Venus Cow

lulz

Great dubspost.

>>54189354
1. artificially create female babies (there are too many males)
2. stop letting women vote

problem solved

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>>54189368
This only makes thing worse tho since it increase the value of young pussies and perpetuate the circle.

Also thats just wishful thinking, most men who work their asses off in their youth ends up being a beta provider used up sluts settle for. If theyre lucky.

All in all the sexual market pass sexual revolution is fucked up for both gender no matter how you look at it.

>>54186728
>all of them had multiple prior relationships so its safe to assume that at least in one of those cases it was their fault that it ended
Abloo bloo bloo, cry me a fucking river.
They can come back and complain if they have to go through life completely unfucked, without any man ever even touching them.

>>54189274
Literally only a 40% chance of finding the "right" girl.

>>54186728
>mfw sexual rebolution hurts ugly males, short males, and old women

This is great info though, gonna share it with the females in my family, especially the young ones


>do you want to end up alone at 40 like those women?
>then become a slut go ahead

>>54189368

By then it's not even worth it. Really it's only worth it in ms/hs and maybe college

>>54189595
Literally you can't read.

>>54186860
The susan bird with the red dress, I would after couple of drinks. Am I the only one lads?

>>54186866
Men have to put women on a pedestal you see

I read the article and still fail to see how they rationalize its men's fault. Most of these women are just complaining about being undesirable. The tittle is satire/click bait right?

>>54187709
>Hundreds of miles of dick
But that's not quantitative! Let's find out how many dicks that is. We'll make the assumption that the average dick in the UK is 5.16 inches, according to the first Google result. That means that there are 2.33 dicks per foot. With 5280 feet in a mile, we're looking at 12302.4 dicks, and for a hundred miles...1,230,240 dicks.

To conclude, she's fucked roughly 1/52nd of the UK if she took 100 miles of dick (assuming each dick was a different dick)

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>My desire to feel a man's arms around me and be loved, even briefly, is so deep that I've even contemplated offering just to have sex with one

damn even these old hags can have sex whenever they want

then they complain about their rich husbands who take them on honeymoon to africa

god damn they have life on easy mode

>>54187211

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>>54188606
A local escort. 46 years old.
Old ships is where you learn to sail.

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>>54189089
A phenomenal one.

I can imagine the typical reader reacting to the article with deepest sympathy.
>Everybody needs sex, romance and intimacy. Being old doesn't necessarily dismiss the needs, I feel for you sis.

Take a bunch of 30 yo virgin males who aren't the ugliest people on earth
>Oh, grow a pair, would you? Get a job, hit the gym, take a shower and go talk to women. If that's not enough then you need to look in the mirror and fix whatever is wrong with you, cunt fag.

And they say the latter one is the privileged group

>>54189644
>60% of ALL marriages fail
>"just find the right one"
>40% chance of doing so

Literally you're retarded.

>>54188209
>If you're a decent success when you turn 30+ women will come to you

I'd rather kill them tbh

>>54186866
>why is it men's fault she's not having sex ?

Because the current narrative demands that women be treated as equals with full agency, so long as they are excused from any culpability for their actions

>>54189728
Can you post all?

>>54189686
Nope, although it could just be a British thing

>>54189728
so it's an escort

damn I am so jealous. I hate how we can't even have escorts in USA
inb4 yes you can
no they are either niggers or extremely expensive here

>>54187927
Fuck off faggot

>>54189732
Actually i prefer to be treated like the latter. Being raised by a single mom that kind of pity talks get old and only makes me feel worse.

I'm a bit paranoid because I've only fucked 2 women in my life at the age of 25. I was in a 5 year on and off relationship with one of them, good sex though, and the other one had a literally filthy pussy and was so loose I couldn't orgasm.

Dating I'm fine at. Approaching women in person and fucking is where I feel inadequate.

>>54186728
well id say its no ones fault. you cant blame the women for being old and undesireable, thats just the way it is and you cant blame men for finding them repulsive. much like you cant blame a woman for not wanting to fuck an ugly man and you cant really blame the man for being born ugly either.

>>54186728
test

>>54189686
yea i would, you ain't alone pal

>>54189916
If you can choose to be gay then you can choose to be attracted to 50 year olds.

>>54189736
"Finding the right one" is on you, not chance, you daft cunt.

>Susan baulked at the idea of internet dating, finding it too impersonal.

literally zero effort

>>54189736
1. Bitch asked all those men why their marriages failed and the source of it is the wife getting too comfy and spoiled and ends up resenting her husband. Poor choice of person, poor manage of a woman.

2. 60% Is the evil womans fault right? The guy has nothing to do with it, women are just out to get you? Is that it?

3. You don't HAVE TO MARRY HER you fucking cock sucker.

But putting that aside you're crying like a little bitch just like the bitch men i'm describing. You're the 60%. "Oh no 40% chance of success i better not do it i'll just fail" how beta of you.


You're

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>>54186728
>sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal

>>54189865
It goes far beyond simple and empty pity talks. It's a whole culture dedicated to make women the constant victim that needs rescue while dismissing any man who doesn't prove his value.

I wouldn't mind this thing as it creates a neat balance of alpha/beta males vs. women who don't quite differ from the average, and it's great for the species. But I do mind it when you have the same "sympathy for females" culture rooted deep down in everything, plus there's a feminist agenda aiming to artificially place women to the alpha male territory, which makes for all sorts of confusing things.

>>54189732
Yep, typical double standards. Especially since there are certainly way, way more men going for years or decades without sex (or never having sex at all in their whole lives) than women.

>>54186728
If women have a lower sexual drive then what's the problem. This is like a man with no libido complaining about his inability to get pussy.

>>54189688
Impressive, very nice.

>>54189898

Tbh m8 just pound them like a sack of meat and you're fine. Start slow with tits sucking and pussy licking and increase pace and try to be as animalic as possible, turn your brain off and get at it.

So this explains why it's so fucking easy to have sex with 40yo women.

>>54189970
How can you be so dense
Literally all statistics point to the fact that 50-60% of ALL marriages fail across the world.

>>54190043
> You don't HAVE TO MARRY HER you fucking cock sucker.

I sure as hell don't intend to.

Literally none of my friends have parents that live together, my own parents are divorced, and re-divorced.

>60% Is the evil womans fault right? The guy has nothing to do with it, women are just out to get you? Is that it?

More like the women is the only one who benefits from the divorce, not that she's necessarily evil, but the system making sure she gets cashmoney for the rest of my life is evil.

Go ahead and get married if you want, but you'll be taking a gamble, which can only end badly for you if it does end.

Married with wife and kid, modesty successful in life hit my thirties and suddenly.

>oh anon you have your own house and family let me take off my panties then mount you.

I find it disgusting how desperate women suddenly get once they near the 30 year mark.

>>54190174
OK but why do you suck at rugby so much?

>>54190217
I thought about this and the only answer i could come up with was that you suck at cricket.

>>54190217
We intentionally taught Australians about rugby incorrectly, as a joke.

They're all were around 40 or over when they had sex for the last time - this is more a case of nobody wanting goods past its expiry.

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>tfw you mother is exactly like this
>49 years old
>used to be a slag
>is now divorced
>always complaining about being single and never having sex

The last time I visited her she forced me to order pizza even though I am 240lbs and trying to lose weight so she could hit on the Indian delivery boy. It was so humilating, she literally made me stand in the door and hide half of the payment down my man tits so she could do the same and start saying ''well, which half do you want the most?''. Eventually she gave up and he left

So the only women they found who hadn't had sex for a long time were all elderly and have actually had sex before.

Look at all the male virgins 25+.

Fucking entitled cunts.

Why is this even an issue? none of these old ladies even want to have sex but they are still blaming men for not having sex with them.

>>54190174
>Married with wife and kid, modesty successful in life

how

what's your job

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>>54190303
>Getting NTRd by your own mother
That.

That is fucking hilarious.
Congrats on being a living meme, you fucking faggot.

>>54186728
Why are white women such prudes after marriage?

>teaching young girls that sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal and treat them well.

Is she saying they should sleep with orbiters who do this exact thing?

>>54190303
literally absolutely fucking disgusting either kill yourself or get out the house.

>>54190174
im 28 but unfortunately look a bit older and i constantly have single mothers in their early 30s approach me and desperately try to lure me in with sex. then after 'dating' them 2 or 3 times they ask me about my career and i usually tell them that i went back to uni to get a degree and theyre like yeah well.. i think it just isnt working out with us.

>>54190303
LOL

Thanks, anon, I needed a laugh before bed.

Also losing weight is easy, anon, just fucking do it. It's simple maths, you don't have to do any exercise at all.

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>>54190303
Why not do the right thing and fuck her?

>>54186728
>part of my work is teaching young girls that sex should be a reward for men who put them on a pedestal and treat them well

In other words
>I don't have an intimate relationship at this age and I'm gonna make sure you wont either

>>54190363
no, just listen to what they did to their husbands

they mean they'll only sleep with chads and then use sex as a way to bitch at them and demand things

>>54190371
>have single mothers in their early 30s approach me

where does this happen

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>>54190371
At least you get noticed
Being ignored isn't nice

>>54190100
the problem is that women still want sex for the sake of intimacy.

a more accurate analogy is like a guy who has a sex drive but can't get an erection.

>>54190363
She's saying that as a feminist, she finds a patriarchal society where the man does everything and the woman just opens her legs occasionally for him most appealing, just like all other women who stir shit up to achieve nothing in the name of feminism.

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>>54190291
England can't score tries.

>>54190371
Hans, you should've lied. Say you're some lawyer or something, so you can get sex then you break it off. Just put two raincoats of little hans, you don't want any Hans Jr.

>>54190303
Life is a wonderful thing, praise be to God!

>>54186728
Thanks feminism

>>54187459
>implying that doesn't already happen
using sex as a weapon is tactic no. 1 for married women

>>54190363
She's saying that men should be beta orbiters who worship the pussy, and then the pussy owner may choose the most pleasing orbiter whom she rewards with sex.

>>54190470
im a regular at a club that has special offers for 25y+ guests on saturdays and its getting increasingly popular around here, even people in their 50s show up. theyre all contained in a seperate room with their own bar and dancefloor and whenever i feel like it i go over to see if any milfs are around. its like shooting fish in a barrel.

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>>54190518
nah, i like it that way, because even if they dont see me as a future partner they might have enjoyed the sex and come back for more or i try to bootycall them.

>>54190632
that sounds tough

I hate talking to people

I wish life were video game tbh

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>>54190371
Neet life is best life.

I had the opposite problem.

>oh anon you live in a carvan on your own land LOL.

>oh anon you own properties now?! let me fuck you like the slut i am.

In hindsight i guess it's how i managed to attract a smart women to begin with.

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>>54188314
level 29 virgin here. i would unironically put my tongue inside her vagina

>>54190642
funny this old mspaint sticks around. quality stuff

>>54187459
exactly

they never think about actually being nice or pleasing a man because they care. They think men exist to please them and it only works one way. Then they are surprised they're alone and divorced

>>54187909
it's not any worse than buzzfeed or gawker trash

>>54190759
its not tough because you dont have any competition there. when they see a young guy theyll go out of their way to get his attention and talk to him. even if you arent talkative, theyll take the lead. theyre the ones who want to have sex with you, so its not like you have to convince them. you just gotta entertain them for a few minutes and then say something like "lets get outta here" and from then on youre just discussing which place youre going to. they often even pay for the taxi ride or a hotel room.

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>>54189806
Don't be a poorfag. I used to get the numbers for the best ones from the bellhop of a Hilton in Chicago. $200 for a great session with an college girl is fine by me.

>>54189007
>fit-thick
>pretty face
How do these women have so little self-awareness?

>>54189703
>tutorial mode
ftfy

>>54190829
She killed her firstborn in that snatch mate

fuck

>>54190762
>tfw you clothes start smelling like semen because you don't even use a tissue to clean up your cum anymore and just let it absorb into your clothes and bedsheets instead

#neetlife

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>>54189007
>fit-thick

that aint fit-thick

>>54186728
>a 8lb fibroid in her uterus
How does that even happen?

>>54188336
I heard that women talk all day so their brains don't have time to work ... see how it's sexist just by changing the genders around? No, it's sexist regardless

>>54189007
She said she works out at the gym 5 times a week. How can you spend that much time at the gym and still look like that?

>>54190960
the first time I got lucky and got a hot stripper for $200

every time after that has been niggers and skinny junkies. Can't even trust pics online. Shit service.

I'd never think of asking someone for names like that. Are you Chinese?

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>>54190303
>she literally made me stand in the door and hide half of the payment down my man tits so she could do the same and start saying ''well, which half do you want the most?''

>>54190642
I need the San Andreas edit

>>54191118

Gym is a euphemism for bakery.

>>54190303
I was feeling bad about my life today, until I read this. Thank you.

>>54191096
Eight pounds of coagulated semen from several hundred dicks will do that.

>>54191096
more dick than you can possible imagining, her vagina had the Somme offensive levels of manpower going on down their

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>>54191048
Lol and these bitches are all dressed up for the shitty "I'm powerful but pathetic" article. I would also bet some secret special editing shoop skills were used.

Ugly, dried up, used condoms at this point

>>54191118
probably eating pizza in planet fitness while shes on the treadmill on 0 incline

>>54189696
there was a /fit/ pic that explained this, but i can't find it.
1 cock x 20 thrusts a minute x 10 minutes = 5inch x 20 x10 = 1000 inch = 83 feet of cock.

1 mile of cock is 63 sex sessions (based on the above assumptions.

sex 3 times a week is 2 miles of cock a year.

>>54191092
that's still kinda fat. wouldn't fuck.

>>54190303
She shoulda hide half in a loo and other one in the designated shitting street then ask him which one he wants the most.

>>54189806
I live in Cali and your typical escort runs you about 60 a qk, 100-150 an hour, and about 200+ for 2.
>kek
They also dont do black men

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>>54191265
Here you go

>>54191096
When you had so many Dicks inside your vagina that it looks inside like a second Stalingrad, these Things happen.

>>54191287
kek is white boy 4chan slang
lol -> lel -> kek

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>>54191268
What about wrestle? That seems to be what she does.

>>54191126
Sorry, I'm not. Chinese could never understand our bants.

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>>54191368
expanded version

>>54189354
If youre ugly you deserve no qts

>>54190174
>tfw im 26, with sucess, money, and no regard of other peoples feelings
4 more years

>>54191400
so you just ask some guy at the desk if he knows any girls?

>>54187211

poetic

>>54191452
No, I just used to make smalltalk with the bellhops and there was a black one that always recognized me since I would infrequently stay at the same Hilton. He'd tell me stories about amazing callgirls and I'd ask for the numbers. If you're chill, people will tell you a lot of things. I was back there in 2012, he's not there anymore.

>>54191438
try and find a fellow sociopath to raise a family with, we make great power couples.

>>54191377
Your point being?

>>54191581
I'm not black

>>54186728
>Implying women over 40 are in any way desirable
Nobody, and I truly mean NOBODY wants to fuck women over 40. Some husbands do so because they are too beta to say no and have no other choice, but no sane man or lesbian really finds them attractive.

If you are a woman over 40 that hasn't had children and hasn't secured a fulfilling relationship you might as well kill yourself because your life is basically over already.

>>54191678
>lol -> lel -> kek
>is a white boy slang
>I have a problem with it
>im not black
Shit nigger, im still not following.

>>54186728
I'd fuck the one in red.