I'm done.

>>44300412
cool story bro

you remove dem tags from your mattress?

Did your mom tell you to clean the yard?

>>44300412
What's happening?

These co-ordinates are all fucking gayed up. Says you are in china, considering all things you might as well be.

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>>44300412
lol you fucked up.

Your flag is canada

pic related retard

>>44300576
They're in Cali, I came back to Canada but they already caught wind of it.

>>44300546
it's happening

>>44300412
501-599 E Javis Ave Ridgecrest, CA 93555

But your flag says you're Canadian OP

>>44300576
put a - in front of 117, for whatever reason most cords taken never have the - for the western hemisphere

>>44300675
just copy/paste into google

>>44300626
>/b/
>reddit

>>>/reddit/

>>44300705
just reddit videos.

Has good youtubes.

don't even have an account

>>44300632
Caught wind of what? What's happening? Did you kill someone in Vegas? Because that's what you're implying. What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas.

>wireface.character murder stay murder.jpg

And what the hell kind of a name for a street is "Javis"? Is that like white trash for Jarvis as a surname?

>>44300643
Yea

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It will be in a small dug out cave in the side of the small mountain, I was bum fucked up on PCP when it occurred and had nowhere to put it.

Fuck it, just burn them.

>>44300778
just stop posting and please delete this thread

but first take more PCP

>>44300632
what did u do?

>>44300778
bitch there's no snow in the fucking desert.

Your troll game fucking bad.

1/10 for the replies

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>>44300778
wut

Dude just tell the whole story you fucking cunt

>>44300778
wtf is it?

>>44300778

>>/x/

get the fuck out of canada

the worst thing that can happen is you staying when you know they are onto you

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>>tfw OP in high on PCP up in Canada and not high on PCP in Baltimore with a Fully loaded assault rifle

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Here's the fucking picture of the location dimwits, those were pics of last weekend with the buddies.

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>>44300934
This

what the fuck is OP doing
he's canadian but links US GPS coordinates and implies that it's his own
he posts these weird ass pictures accompanied by a bunch of gibberish
what is he doing

>>44300966

what the fuck are you talking about?

>>44300966
wow a bear/wolf den, real fuckin neato

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>>44300778
What was the "it" that occurred/happened? What was the "it" which you had nowhere to put? What does the "them" refer to in terms of the burning?

What's in the cave?

>>44300966
Thats pic was taken during the day i thought the cops were on their way m8o

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>>44300966
TELL US WHAT YOU DID YOU FUCK

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>>44300934

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>>44300778
OP did you accidentally fuck up a nugget?

/k/ is going to be fucking pissed if you broke a nugget.

>>44300475
did 6 months for that back in the 90s

>>44300966
Did you see what I think you saw?

>>44300644
CA=canada are u tarded?

>>44301119
CA = california, are you retarded?

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Here's the mountain where it all fucking happened and it's not going to ever fucking end.

4 feet within, 5 inched to the left, GOD DAMNIT I FUCKED UP MY LIFE.

>>44300412

Justin c. Is that u?

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>>44300966
>stumbling upon Mexican drug runner caves

Nice job, OP.

Probably some decent chance to rob them for a tidy profit.

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This is another "underwater weight scale" type troll

>>44300475

if he did I hope he fries

>>44301148
Oh wow so interesting very mysterio

>>>/x/

>>44301148
What in hell are you on about OP?

>>44301148
stop being cryptic bitch nigga

>>44300576
maybe that's where the hole goes...

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Here's an aerial shot from OP's coordinates.

>>44301148
ok just give us your fake story already if it is that bad

>>44301226
Just a tip for you kekerino's, don't fuck with a local LLY organization.

The number 1 rule of hole #3, don't FUCK with what's INSIDE it RETARD

>>44301148
>cant wake up

BRINGGGGG MEEEEEEEE 2 LIFEEEEEE

>>44301283
breaking bad RPer nothing to see here

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>>44301283
>aerial

Nigga you just said that.

It's not aerial.

ffs

>>44301306
what's LLY?

You're fucked, guero.

>>44301362
Local Loser's Youth club.

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>>44301148
I'm on the edge of my seat OP

>>44301362

Little League Youth Organization.

Hes a troll, durr.

>>44301148
Care to break down exactly what it is that you're talking about? Also, you're aware you're on /pol/ at the moment, right?

As much as I love /x/ style role playing threads, /pol/ isn't the place for them.

>>44300412
>>>/x/

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>>44301283
Hole is exactly 7.50 miles from China Lake Naval Weapons Center.

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>44301050

>>44301204
Oh my, this was very enjoyable. Thank you so much.

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>OP find PCP stash
>OP consume PCP stash
>OP wakes up surounded by dead dealers
>Shove them in the same hole he found the PCP
>Burn them
>Would have gone scote free
>Trips wears off, paranoid, admit everything on /pol/
>It's on the news
>/pol/ is exposed as a place full of neo nazi high on PCP getting involved in random gang violence
>good goys

>>44300778
Stop speaking in riddles and spit it out you spineless faggot.

>>44301423
QUICK SOMEONE GO STICK THEIR DICK IN THAT HOLE!

>>44301204

Jesus Christ I think I caught autism from reading that

>>44300475
Don't even joke about that. What kind of person would do such a thing?

>>44301529
I would but I left it buried in your mom's butt

>>44301034
>What was the "it" that occurred/happened? What was the "it" which you had nowhere to put?

Allow based Mike Patton to clearly explain "it" to you in the chorus of this fantastic song from the early 90's.

>link related
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsqhV8kDkBw

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Mikes house, hah I shoved action figures in his anus when I visited him.

Also, he's in on it all too and will probably be in a fucking ditch tonight.

>>44301652
fuck it, I'm down to keep reading, op. Please continue.

>>44301652
>going to die in a matter of hours
>posts about it on 4chan because that's what his priorities are like

>>44301652
Mike sounds like a faggot

on /pol/ of all boards

>>44301652
Were they GI Joes?

>>44301652

Havent I heard a story on here before about a kid putting action figures in another kids anus?

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>>44301496
Op here switched to another device
Fuck im scared now its getting dark real dark and i hear the cops on their way. But heres what happened
>Meeting with friends out near said coordinates
>They tell me about some shit about there town full of dealers and shit
>I told him STFU and take me to them
>Takes me up the moutain to some cave or some shit
>nobody in there but we find some shit inside it
>Dont know wtf it is
>I take it any way cause im hard as fuck
> The rest is kinda hazy but i remember a few minutes before i black out
>I begin to feel the effects and i beat the shit out of my friend and rape his body
>Then i black out
>i fucking hate Ron man

>>44301283
>>44301652

I'll be fucked. Shit actually seems to match up.

How many proxies are you posting under, OP?

>>44301652
>>44301652
>>44301652
>>44301652
>I shoved action figures in his anus when I visited him.

Why are you quoting that creepy house salt lake city thread on reddit?

>>44301204
>I herd u liek mudkips
>tfw 2008 was 15 years ago

>>44301782

>>44301811

He took the money. He should have leave it there. Remember kido if you find a big sport bag with money in it you better leave it there.

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>>44301795
I'm on a fucking 2005 Dell laptop behind Matthews house leeching off the fucking Jews WiFi.

No proxies.

>>44301850

>no country for old men role-playing

>>44301309
SAVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>44301789

So you found PCP in a fucking cave, took it, and killed and raped your friend?

Alrighty dude

IF OP WAS FUCKING ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE OR BE HAULED OFF AND HE WAS ACTUALLY GONNA FUCKING POST TO SHARE WHAT HAPPENED, HE'D ACTUALLY FUCKING JUST FUCKING TELL US BECAUSE HE'D PROBABLY FUCKING WANT SOMEONE TO FUCKING ACTUALLY HEAR WHAT HE HAD TO FUCKING SAY IF HE WAS GOING TO POST THIS STUPID FUCKING SHUT

>>44301170
nope.

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What's going on in this thread? P-p-/pol/ is it happening?

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I don't know what's going on but I'm entertained.

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>>44301916
Btw call me trevor

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>>44301947
Take pics of the body Trevor.

Man this is some No Country for Old Men shit.

Op, give us a little more of the story and a good piece of evidence so we can believe u

Is the joke gta v?

>>44302039
It's about anal play, pcp and syrup.

Lots and lots of syrup.

>>44300412
Possible Cicada??
But Emrys if this is you again, man I fucking swear....

>>44301947

Pics or it didn't happen. Give me something to work with.

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Here he is, in his full glory.

What happened in 1999 happened in 2015, GOOD riddance to him, always thought he could outsmart me.

>>44302098
>dude does PCP in the desert and kills his friend
>must be Cicada!

god dammit, /pol/. you're better than this

>>44301204
oh god, that was the best.

>>44302125
post your autistic fake story so we can all go on shitposting

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>>44302125
what the FUCK are you talking about?

>>44302125
I'm not sure what happened Op, but you did the right thing.

>>44302125
What happened in 1999? What happened 16 years later?

Jesus Christ OP, quite being like this.

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>>44302125
Give us pictures Trevor.

>>44301148
CRYPTIC METAPHOR/10

It's happened. Canadian shitposting has reached critical mass

>>44301455
WOW THIS

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>>44302125
Pic related its OP

>>44302236
>>44302196
>>44302177
>>44302163
>>44302162
>>44302039
>>44302029
>>44302001
Do you guys ever think that schizophrenic people own computers too?

Still, this thread is surprisingly entertaining.

>>44302125

Found you. Cops in 30

>>44302125
So obvious now.

Can't believe you got me.

7/10

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>44302125
Obviously Matthew killed himself and OP raped the body

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>>44302201
If you enter, you don't come back without a fucking stick in your earlobe you dumb cunt.

Matthew's deep in there, crawl in there and see anon.

> ITT

autistic /pol/ edgelords begging for the story ... whatever it is .. to be told so they can start fap

must

have

release

what happen? is it true? I can haz fappening?!

>>44302144
Obscure and complex messages don't follow the erratic impulse of killing someone while you're high in the dessert. Your explanation fails.

3 edgy 5 me

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I can't fap to this, fuckface. Help me out.

>>44302332
OP did PCP in the desert, killed and raped his best friend, and is posting here until the cops arrive

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>>44300412
Is there? You done what?

>cartels find kids in their drug cave
>kill one
>one gets away
>fuck wat do
>lets shitpost on /pol/ to make it sound like his buddy took our angel dust and killed his friend
>yeah ese that will work

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>>44302346
I don't like this /pol/. I don't like this one bit.

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I pass ridgecrest on the way to school every day. lol wat do

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>>44302346
Trevor I can't go in there because I'm not there, but you are, so go in there and take us some pictures.

>>44302346

Nigger are you srs?

>>44302346
I could easily fit 3 action figures in there

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>>44302423
Take pictures for us.

>>44302423
you seriously don't recognize this pasta?

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>>44302394
What the fuck is this is that a coffin?

>>44302423
go and take pics. stream from cave

OP what's in the hole?

>>44300836
You do realize that deserts get so cold that the moisture turns to frost in the morning, right?

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>>44302346
>Matthew's deep in there, crawl in there and see anon.

>>44302463
It's blocking the hole.

>>44302454
go ahead, anon
post the rest before op can. fuck his thread

>>44301148
This is where you let the bum fuck you?

>>44302463
its door you dipshit

>>44302463
Its an ax. "14ft in on the left." Clearly an ax leaning against the rocks

why is this shit posted here /pol/?

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>>44302485
that isn't even close to frost.

That's snow that's fallen 1-2 weeks prior that hasn't melted yet.

Look at the edges.

Why is this /b/ tier shit on fucking /pol/ for?

The last few days /b/ has been spilling over onto /pol/ and it's getting pretty old.

>>44302346
Is Matthew dead?

>OP meets PCP dealer
>PCP dealer kills his best friend
>starting using his best friends facebook to lure his friends into the cave
>kills more of OPs friends
>OP lives in a small town and everyone thinks he did it

no but serious i drive by that area every day, i would have to leave uber early to check it out. any other fags out there that could?

>>44302559
If dubs Matthew is kill

>>44302463

looks like a prospecting hole that's been sealed off

might even have been a small mine with a shaft &/or tunnel

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>>44302559
Last time I checked his throat wasn't moving, serves him right for thinking the cave went farther.

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>>44302568
Pictures.

>>44302469
Don't do this. Trevor probably left a claymore in there

I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP
I SCROLLED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING AND ITS JUST A SHITTY RP
>FUCK YOU OP

>>44302505
it's on reddit somewhere

>>44302596
Does the cave go farther?

>>44302583
So, OP is a faggot

>>44302596
smoke weed everyday

>>44302387
This guy has canadian flag, but the coordinates pointed at Bakersfield, California. Where is the fucking Janitor! WTF

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>>44300643

>>44302596
Holy shit, did you kill him?

>>44302545
If it's snow that hasn't melted then how the fuck is it just in that very small area that's protected by the shade of the trees?

What the fuck is yan yan?

>>44302649
yes, it's endless, the cave is OP's mom's rancid gash.

>>44302613
>PCP junkies walk around with fucking military explosives

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Can some LA fag please drive to this shit town, kill OP, and explore the cave?

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toasting in an epic bread

stale pasta is stale

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>>44302668
HAH! that's why im going to jail because they think I did it!

Fuck em, they won't bar me.

Matthew strayed to far into the cave, druggies smashed his face in with a pick axe and I fucked off.

>>44302697
lol OP is in canada, he already fucked the pasta up

talking about leaving now to go see

Remember the post a few weeks bak about that guy that went searching for a cave near Las Vegas that made his body vibrate and disappeared!

>>44302697
>Can some LA fag please drive to this shit town, kill OP, and explore the cave?

fuck I'm laughing hard

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>>44302749
god I love 4chan

this is the most aids thread i've seen in the last hour

>>44302749
Fight the cops OP, make a good last stand

>>44302596

so he tried to crawl around that barrier and a large rock or something caved in on him

while you guys were flying on some sort of drugs or another

Or, did you MAKE the "cave in" as some sort of joke?

You realize, if this isn't just a giant faggotry trolling, that all this time you wasted on 4chan is time you could have gotten him emergency help and probably saved his life?

You murdered him with faggotry, OP.

>>44302760

http://openawesome.com/junji-ito-horror-manga/enigmaofamigarafault.html

>>44301777
GI Joe wants to find out where da bubbles is comin frooooommm

What the actual fuck is happening in this thread?

>>44300412
OP is gay.

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>>44302749
We need pictures Trevor.

>>44302749
>>44302795
Yeah and scream
>RACE WAR NOW
or some shit like that as you die

>>44302749
>I beat the shit out of my friend and rape his body
>Naw mang, it wasn't me it was the mexican molemen!

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>>44302818
We are witnessing a live murder being posting on the internet.

Isnt it a great time to be alive?

>>44302687
Fine, whatever. Aids infected needles are littered about the cave.

>>44302875
It sure is a beautiful time to be alive.

>>44302875
>We are witnessing a live murder being posting on the internet.

What are gross missinterpretation for the sake of sensationalism. Good god it's almost like you're working for Fox News.

>>44302749
>on PCP binge
>I fucked up
>Druggies smashed his face in

Did you at least say sorry?

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>this thread

>>44302423
Go to the cave and take pictures, you will go down as a based anon.

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OP did your friend faint after an encounter with a Diglet or a Sandshrew?

>>44300412
>Canadian
did you call someone stupid?

>>44302785
This shit doesn't happen on reddit.

>>44300412
nigga there's no snow in Cali at 787 feet

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Here's a picture of fucking Mike, he's alive and well boys.

>>44302943
Lol whatever fuck you Canada, he sounds super crazy

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>>44301455

Damn

>>44303007
Que??

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>tdw mole people did this

>>44302958
>Junkie use PICKAXE!
>Mathews gets a PICKAXE to the face!
>Critical hit!
>It's super effective!
>OP lost 108 ¥!

>>44300412
I think Janitor is a fucking retarded. That kind of stories can't be posted in 4chan

>>44302687
You'd be surprised, actually. People who are into PCP tend to be into all sorts of interesting things. Your concept of "PCP junkie" needs to meet up with reality, not old Reefer Madness propaganda.


>>44302749
> druggies smashed his face in with a pick axe and I fucked off

Yet you had time to check his pulse.

Apart from that, have you heard of modern forensics? If you didn't do it, there will be all sorts of evidence to prove you didn't

Call the cops already. The longer you wait, the more likely that evidence you need to prove your innocence will get lost & destroyed. Cops right now are actually your best friend.

Unless you're lying. Which it's becoming obvious you are.

>>44303007
Is that standard attire for gay drug orgies these days?

>>44302749
bretty good picture

>>44303007
mike looks like one of them asian cereal killer hybrids

>>44302346
How am I the dumb cunt when you're the one who didn't bother to explain what actually went down until >>44302749 ? For all I know, you could have been talking about Columbine with your "happened in 1999" shit. Am I supposed to read minds, or some shit?

>>44302863
>mexican molemen
toppest of the keks

>>44303007
>TEAL
>LEOPARD
>SPANDEX

>>44303045
Trevor said the cops were looking for him already.

Seriously, Trevor, can we hurry this along? My arm is getting tired

dont go to the cave

>>44303007
He might as well be dead getting caught wearing something like that.

Canadians confirmed biggest shit posters

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Should I go down to whole foods for a snack before it closes? Thinking about getting comfy in bed with some pulled pork listening to "The Martian" audiobook while looking at this fucking retard thread.

>>44301795
approximately seven

>>44303214
STRAYA CUNT.

>coming up with this shit
>taking the time to post it with pictures and cords


Thankyou.

You da real shitposting MVP OP!