so far this is what /b/ has come up with.
The Russians actually cooperate when we escort their jets out of our airspace, and we're fucking Canada.
Why would they send tanks to Alaska if they let US tell them where they can and can not fly.
Like amerifags give a fuck.
its going to be for twitter and fb mostly.
people are just going to accept the news and start hashtaging nd shit
event will be posted soon
>Be in highschool
>Live in Georgia, the state
>Russia invades Georgia, the country
>Tons of kids getting checked out from school
>Parents think we are being invaded by Russia
putin lands in alaska?
I guess we'll be the ones blocking their passage.
Don't worry, we got your back US. If they manage to take over Alaska, we'll beat em at hockey. They'll be so embarrassed, they'll leave and never come.
If you say so.
I just imagined a really shitty hockey movie.
>russians invade canada
>local town challenges them to a hockey match in 1 week
>if they win russians have to leave
>if they lose the russians keep canada
>but the town doesn't have a hockey team
>stupid drama of getting a hockey team together to beat the russians
someone wanna make a voat.co subverse? better organizing
>active trying to bring more newfags into 4chan
Way to go Anon, you just never learn. While you're at it, go have some protests outside of Scientology buildings or send death threats to outspoken feminists and see what happens.
Keep posting OP's message and this in other threads and on other sites. Start making twitter accounts to trend 'deleted screencaps'
We start in two hours, fifty-five minutes and keep going
It has to sound more real so people search google and ask friends about it. Russia invading Alaska is some WW3 tier news and I'm sure the sirens would go off in every city if it happened.
We'll need a way that convinces Fb and Twitter about the invasion being real.They'll Google it and then see "Russia invades Alaska" as the most searched thing and the images will support the plan.
Posted to a large closed facebook group, awaiting the retarded replies.
>muh super secret club
Fuck off newfags with this raid bullshit
The implications of these things being seen in Russia by older people who don't understand internet culture, much less 4-Chan. The ones who run the country.
This is the exact sort of thing that could start World War III.
Just think, WW3, was actually started by 4-Chan.
Remember this so that if you survive, you can recant that you were there to your children and grandchildren, and that you had a part in it.