Year is 2045 wake up at 2:38 a.m. Google has just notified me that someone in Kazakhstan has outbid me for my job Check the market price for bullets up 350% since midnight Bid with bytecoin Bid on free market for service of taking my money Pay to pay Pay 3D printed bullets are delivered 3 mintues later by drone Hahaha. Idiot. Pricehas tripled since i ordered. I sell half of them back. Enough to order my sixth ggender change surgery this month Put bullets in ISIS manufactured gun for 3 year oolds. I fir it with my pinky Have to patrol my own neighborhood for 46 minuts or else property values crash; no paid cops Walkk around corner, say hello to neighbor mowing lawms for bytecoins at 3:03am, we talk about the glorious free market. Before he says goodbye, his hearing aid notifies him that a lawn drone pilot for sri lanka has underbid him for the rest of the lawn I smile and rob him for his hearing aid and sell it using my glasses to a bidder in greenland We share a good lauugh about how smart i was to exploit my authority for profit, we'll have coffee later whenever the price is lowest, probably around 11:45 Ugh. It's getting warm, almost suunup. Very hot this time of wiinter in MInnesota Go online and outbid somemone in chicago for a remote controlledd ass wiping job in 5 minnputes
>>44008738 Having stroke Ask google to bid for health care and ambulance Price spikes Last er doc sells to some fgt inn milwaukee Ambulance can't take me anywhere 60 bytecoin surcharge for one way trip Ambulance driver robs me because law of the jungle I shake his hand, hail galt Freely ellected Preesident Paul reelected for 86th term after 800 interneet amendments to constitution Appears out of nowhere to film my stroke story for a campaign ad God bless americ and the free market
>>44009498 Go for morning coffee with neighbor i robbed It's 120F in Duluth in december I've been outbid three times on my way down to applebucks coffee for an airconditioning drone Try to stay cool Sell my pants for 0.0000000008 bytecoins Order coffee, this time without chromium 6 Hell, live a little, i profited on those bullets Octo-gendered creature with one tit and a mohawk takes my order Sit down with my neighhbor Store is bought by russian investors while we drink ...but StarApple buys it back before we finished and return onetithawk to xer/xis jerb Get throught the foam Quite from fountainhead on the bottom of the cup
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