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Year is 2045 wake up at 2:38 a.m. Google has just notified me

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Year is 2045
wake up at 2:38 a.m.
Google has just notified me that someone in Kazakhstan has outbid me for my job
Check the market price for bullets
up 350% since midnight
Bid with bytecoin
Bid on free market for service of taking my money
Pay to pay
Pay
3D printed bullets are delivered 3 mintues later by drone
Hahaha. Idiot. Pricehas tripled since i ordered.
I sell half of them back.
Enough to order my sixth ggender change surgery this month
Put bullets in ISIS manufactured gun for 3 year oolds. I fir it with my pinky
Have to patrol my own neighborhood for 46 minuts or else property values crash; no paid cops
Walkk around corner, say hello to neighbor mowing lawms for bytecoins at 3:03am, we talk about the glorious free market.
Before he says goodbye, his hearing aid notifies him that a lawn drone pilot for sri lanka has underbid him for the rest of the lawn
I smile and rob him for his hearing aid and sell it using my glasses to a bidder in greenland
We share a good lauugh about how smart i was to exploit my authority for profit, we'll have coffee later whenever the price is lowest, probably around 11:45
Ugh. It's getting warm, almost suunup. Very hot this time of wiinter in MInnesota
Go online and outbid somemone in chicago for a remote controlledd ass wiping job in 5 minnputes
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Are you having a stroke?
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>>44008738
Yyes
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>>44008738
Having stroke
Ask google to bid for health care and ambulance
Price spikes
Last er doc sells to some fgt inn milwaukee
Ambulance can't take me anywhere
60 bytecoin surcharge for one way trip
Ambulance driver robs me because law of the jungle
I shake his hand, hail galt
Freely ellected Preesident Paul reelected for 86th term after 800 interneet amendments to constitution
Appears out of nowhere to film my stroke story for a campaign ad
God bless americ and the free market
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>>44008937
>>>>i promose to buy him a coffee next time the price is under 0.0000007 btecoins per gram off caffeine / after pollution
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>>44008651
i think you are brilliant
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Jimmy put another quarter in the modem!
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>>44008651
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>>44008651
MOAR
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>>44009498
Go for morning coffee with neighbor i robbed
It's 120F in Duluth
in december
I've been outbid three times on my way down to applebucks coffee for an airconditioning drone
Try to stay cool
Sell my pants for 0.0000000008 bytecoins
Order coffee, this time without chromium 6
Hell, live a little, i profited on those bullets
Octo-gendered creature with one tit and a mohawk takes my order
Sit down with my neighhbor
Store is bought by russian investors while we drink
...but StarApple buys it back before we finished and return onetithawk to xer/xis jerb
Get throught the foam
Quite from fountainhead on the bottom of the cup
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>>44008651
> It's 2045
> Wake up
> Have stroke
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