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Okay, here is a summary of what has happened so far: > british

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Okay, here is a summary of what has happened so far:

> british M15 assassinates Putin (specific poison mentioned in another /pol/ thread)

> Putin not seen or able to be reached (confirmed by major media)

> 2 M15 arrests made in moscow hotel

> Russian embassy personnel told to pack up and leave London (confirmed by major media). Extremely odd.

> Russian media uses 10-day old footage of Putin and presents it as new (very unprecedented. Confirmed).

> Kremlin tells journalists to not leave, and to "expect a major announcement". (Very unprecedented. Confirmed by major media).

> /pol/ack claims Russia is building a big stage in Red Square to announce war

> It is then found Russia is building a big stage in Red Square (confirmed). A /pol/ack in RF says says "it is for the war announcement tomorrow".

> /pol/ack claims Russia will declare war on UK, and that "US news will make a Russia-fear article in a few hours to start creating public support".

> CNN then posts a Russia-fear article (confirmed. Search "US admiral fears Russia...")

> Another /pol/ack makes a thread citing the specific poison used by M15, and exactly what happened. (unconfirmed, but an insane coincidence).

> Russia set to "make a major announcement tomorrow"


Basically, Russia will declare war on the UK tomorrow. Screencap this thread.

We will have a huge shitload of people that will come on /pol/ now.
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Never post a picture more interesting than your post
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Hey remember the happening with Zimmerman?

How bad will things get on /pol/??
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if dubl it hapdeg
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>>42480324

mfw I was sooo hoping for the chimpout post-Zimmerman and post-Michael Brown, I was let down :(
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>>42480268
i wish there would be government leaks on /pol/ for once
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>>42480344
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>>42480268
Are you cobbling together random troll /pol/ posts to build some picture of something that isn't happening?
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>>42480344

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK


also, you must admit it's an insane coincidence. I am 60% sure Russia will actually declare war on UK tomorrow.
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>>42480344
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No he was missing because he had a baby with another woman in Swiss land

I'm sorry /pol/, but WW3 isn't happening tomorrow
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So /pol/ are you going to sign up with your fellow Americans and fight the reds like ours fathers and grandfathers planned for?

Or are you guys all cuckold and forgot how to fight for something you believe in?
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>confirmed by major media
>doesn't post source

You are such a gigantic faggot
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>>42480344
>>42480344
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>>42480268
>russia claiming war on the brits
>implying britain won't drag the entire EU into that mess
>implying we arn't seeing the beginnings of WWIII because lol assassination of putin
>implying europe and asia won't nuke each other out of existence.
>americans and aussies will continue to shitpost on 4chan while the rest of the world burns
i don't even care as long as you fags take israel out with you.
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>>42480504
Why would I fight for a country? Roosyia is more based than the US these days anyway
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>>42480268
What is this M15 you're talking about?
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>>42480268
>British M15 assassinates Putin

you want to explain what the fuck the Brits would gain from assassinating Putin? or why they would do it instead of the CIA? or why they would try to initiate a nuclear apocalypse by committing acts of open war against the largest nuclear power on earth?

does any of this shit make sense to you or do you just believe everything you read on a Haitian gay porn magazine?
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>>42480268
MI5 is domestic you fucking idiot, like the FBI. This makes no fucking sense.
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>>42480268


OP here. I also forgot this: ...also add to the mix that the Russian Buzzer on 4.625 has been sending coded voice messages and data burst transmissions at random times for the past 24 hours.

"Five reported in the last 24 hours.
Live voice three times.
Voice followed by data burst transmission twice.
This is HIGHLY unusual.....

http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
"

post yfw
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>>42480504
>wanting to get involved in a nuke war
lol no, we should stay back and feed nukes to the euros so they and russia can destroy each other in peace, while from there we should plan on how to deal with chinas faggotry when they inevitably make a move.
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hmm could it be this poison (if u wanna call it that)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polonium#Biology_and_toxicity

some russian assassin that found asylum was killed by this not to long ago. u die of massive organ failure similar to lethal radiation doses. and it cant be detected under normal radiation detectors. they did an autopsy on this guy with full rad suits. alexander litvinenko was his name
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>>42480504

If habbending I'm mad as fuck. I don't want to die fighting poor conscript Ruskies for German interests when IS is out there. YPG here I come.
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>>42480504
>fighting to defend the faggots that we declared independence from and who also used us in WW2 because they're too pussy to beat the germans by themselves

let the UK burn

as soon as we see any bears on radar we can engage the russkies
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>>42480614
you mean the russian spy from 2006?
yes he went down from polonium 210, but that shit is rare as almighty hell, so either that was an inside job because they wanted to go to war and putin told them to fuck themselves or its not that.
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>>42480268
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>>42480268
im screenshotting so i can post it tomorrow when nothing happens.
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>>42480268
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>>42480641
>>42480659
>>42480951

Putin is in Switzerland for the birth of his daughter. His olympic gymnast mistress just gave birth. Take this shitposting to /b/.
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CNN article here
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/12/politics/us-russia-military-threat-alarm-norad/
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forced meme is forced

just shut the fuck up and stop shitposting
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>>42481019
how old is the gymnast? like sochi olympics gymnast? if so, lol dam! dude likes em young.
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>>42480268
Putin is not a human being, the Czar is an idea and his policies that broke the NWO will never perish.
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>>42481095
Well according to this she's a retired 31 year old.
http://nypost.com/2015/03/13/putin-in-switzerland-for-birth-of-his-lovechild/
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>>42480268
> Russian embassy personnel told to pack up and leave London (confirmed by major media). Extremely odd.

Gonna need sauce on that, buddy.
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>>42480549
it has been doing that for over 20 years
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>>42481019

what is up with the flag being lowered and the stage built?
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>>42480268
> BRITISH M15 assassinates Putin (specific poison mentioned in another /pol/ thread)
Wow, good job mates.
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>M15 uses a specific poison that lets everyone know it's M15
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>>42481113
Tsar?
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>>42480523

>russia claims war on Britain
>bombs the SHIT out of London
>muslims all ded
>Britain suddenly turns into British Empire with it's weighted training clothes off
>Russia instantly submits as a British proxy state because of the inherent empirical rape about to happen
>US shit's itself as it prepares to pay its debt AND back taxes owed to pappy

Soon......
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>>42481480
Keep dreaming :)
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>>42481480
>debt owed to UK
>less than year over year growth
Yeah, nah. We owe less to the UK than we spend in military budgeting every year.
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>>42480268
MI5 deal soley with domestic issues. MI6 (SIS) do all the foreign spy work. Sorry but if you can't get basic facts right then I'm not inclined to believe a single word you say..
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>>42481480
Go to bed Britain.
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>>42481019
>quoting many posts so you'll get attention in a Laotian karaoke imageboard
yeah fuck off
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>>42481842
acknwlodge gnociede
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>>42480504

I already served my time.
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>>42480368
I've leaked a fuck ton of shit about the 75th ranger regiment on here tonight alone. Special operations unit trianing details and preparation this week.
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>>42481480
you mean

>bombs the SHIT out of London
>the white, liberal britcucks realize that this puts their "asian" community in danger
>loving multiculturalism more than life itself, they save the muslims at the cost of their own lives
>now being entirely islamic, britain collectively allahu ackbars and explodes
>britain is no more
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I just have 1 thing I have to clear up...

Isn't MI-5 the domestic intelligence arm (IE the FBI of Bongistan) while MI-6 is the foreign intelligence arm (ie the CIA)?

What were the MI-5 agents doing in Russia rather than MI-6?

Did they go rogue?
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>>42482099
obviously everything without a source is pure speculation and shitposting


are you new here?
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>>42482075

>tfw my cousin watches anime and last time I saw him he talked about buying a katana
>tfw he's not actually the fat neckbeard stereotype but a slim metrosexual
>tfw wanted to explain the 'fedora/katana/anime' maymay but then I would have to explain where I read about it and didn't want to explain 4chan

It was a surreal moment.
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>>42482099
MI5 is domestic, yes. Basically some idiot came up with a lame story to post on /pol/, fucked up the details and then others just copied it anyway
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>British M15

A motorway assassinated Vladimir Putin? Do Americans get taught the difference between '1' and 'I' in school?
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>>42482287

Is that a new imagine of le poundshop logo man?
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>>42482363

Nah its been on my hard drive for a while m8.
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>>42481480
You're drunk.Nigel, go to bed.
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>>42480627
>YPG
wait for me
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just FYI Putin is shitposing this stuff to get his name back in the news
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>>42482612
Rare flag
A
R
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F
L
A
G
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>>42483164
dOMICAN REPUBLIC ISNT RARE U FUKIN RETARDED NIGGER
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>>42483264
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> Anonymous (ID: zDRt+8kM) 03/13/15(Fri)22:51:50 No.42483264▶
>>>42483164
>dOMICAN REPUBLIC ISNT RARE U FUKIN RETARDED NIGGER

Calm down nigger. It's going to be ok.
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>>42480344
its been reel
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So how long do you believe Britain will last against Russia? I would say about 2 days before most major British military bases are destroyed.
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>>42483388
UK will just fire their nukes and flatten moscow
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>>42483388

it wouldn't be a war against Britain it'd be a war against NATO. article V.
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>>42483431
it's not like russia is the country with the most nukes in the world
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>>42483431
Lol
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You are all so full of shit. I wish we still had global IDs. I want to laugh at you tomorrow.
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>>42481019
thats been dis-proven
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>>42480268
sauce OP? does she have a face?
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>>42483540
Where?
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Do you retarded faggots actually believe that he was assassinated?
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>>42483464
Nukes can't stop nukes
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>>42483307

It makes me laugh that people nonchalantly say "nigger"
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>>42480614
speed's his game
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>>42480268
This is the year of the light where Lucifer will show his ugly face to the world. It was prophesied that Britain will be destroyed by Russia
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So, should I be buying a fuckton of survival supplies?
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>>42481242
Stage bullshit? It's the fucking Kremlin Ice Rink. It's there every single year, nothing new; if you all stopped being cave-monkeys all the time you might notice.
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>>42484087
No go talk to tou local recruiters, im sure the standards are about to drop out.
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>>42484214
Nice proxy Ivan
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>>42480614
lol /pol/onium
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>>42480532
>imbyindg not the joos
Get rekt skrub
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Schizophrenia general?
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>>42480627
>YPG
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/andrew-doiron-s-colleagues-held-fire-when-kurds-turned-guns-on-them-1.2993010

>>42481912
>muh shoah
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>>42484214
>Ice Rink
>middle of March

pick one
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enough of this hear say shit

SOMEONE GIVE ME THE 4PLEBS LIKE TO THE ANON NAMING THE POISON RIGHT NOW
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>>42484249
Fuck that. I like Russia and wish I could live there.
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>>42480614
That guy took months to die. if Putin is kill, whatever did it was fast acting prescription strength Allegra, ask your doctor or your friend behind the pharmacy counter about how you can get your prescription today.
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>>42480268
>mfw russia invades california or the south
>mfw militant gangs and militias everywhere
>mfw innawoods /pol/acks taking out scouts
>mfw Europe is decimated because the citizens aren't armed
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>>42482055
that puts you on top of the list to get drafted by the way.
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>>42480268
pls god it must happen
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>>42484532
Gtfo commie
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>>42484593
>Implying Russia and China havent already talked about their relationship IF this day ever came


It takes at least 4 nuclear power to take out this shepherd and flock.
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>>42484593
to many citizens with guns in the us, wouldnt be easy
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>>42480504
If the greatest army accepts my application despite all the marijuana I'd gladly fight for freedom.
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>>42484595

Not when you've been disabled.
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>>42480268
If you're gonna post multiple threads at least post some fucking links.

Links or it didn't happen.
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>>42485333
Freedom trips
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I would like to see a women quota in the army.
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>>42485520
HAHAHA
no
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FAGGOTS WITH AIDS ARE ALL GONNA FRY
YOU STUCK IT IN MY ASS TONIGHT, NOW IM GONNA DIE
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Wait, why would the internal security agency sent agents instead of the outer security agency?
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>>42480268

ayy lmao
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>>42480268
as if
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Gee thanks Britbongs, I'll see you in field once I get fucking drafted or not if I get nuked first.
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>WW3 is Russia annexing blighty

Can I get a source please
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>>42480268
OP is a nigger
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>>42487045

non
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>>42484477
It's basically winter in Russia until like June. If you haven't been paying attention, not much difference here either. We've been still in winter for the past week.
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>>42482240
katana is cool. what's wrong with buying katana
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>>42483563
https://instagram.com/_tiannag
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wheres the confirmation about london embassy? shitsites and social media do not count

on 18th march its a year after crimea joined russia, the preparations in red square are to celebrate that
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>>42483431
nukes don't exist retard, they were cold war propaganda like the damn moon landing
now, close range missiles do exist, but that would require Russia to have a base in France
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>>42480268

that fucking ass is amazing
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>>42480444
WHY HAS NO ONE NOTICED DUBS 4 THEN TRIPS 4 AS A REPLY SAYING ITS HAPPENING?????
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>>42480532
>you want to explain what the fuck the Brits would gain from assassinating Putin?
Your lapdog wants to make you happy
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>>42484249
RULES OF NATURE
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>>42480268

ayy lmaeo
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>you didn't prepare
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>>42485193

>thinking shitty store guns will protect you against modern military
>take cover in houses build with shitty wood that can be penetrated by any bullet
> AR15 vs tanks and airplanes and drones.
Implying that you just become a nuisance at best, at worse they just decide to slaughter you all because its not worth the effort to clean every house, so just bomb it all.
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>>42480268
>Announce war
As in telling people capable of preemptive strikes beforehand that you will attack them in an age where you almost never declare war.

You dumb
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>>42480268
why would MI5 assassinate Putin?
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>>42491265

> in an age where you almost never declare war

veri excelent job u r of the smart
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>>42491265
Thatäs because it's just announcement of new leadership...for now. WW3 will come later, mark my words.
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>>42482287
kek
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>>42480268
>M15 assassinates Putin

Since when did our motorways evolve the capability to commit murder
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>>42480268
MI Section 5 deal with domestic threats in the UK, they don't operate abroad. Even if the British goverment did go full retard and risk assassinating Putin, it'd be MI Section 6 that would be tasked with doing it.

If you're going to make 'Ids Habbening' threads, at least do basic research.
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Let me be the first to say, nothing is going to happen. Putin is alive. There will be no war. Nothing is happening.
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>>42491389

gb2 plebbit
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>>42491371
There isn't actual an M15 tho.....wait a minute...

>UK government constructing secret motorways then training them to assassinate foreign heads of state
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>>42491371

Plus MI5 deals with internal affairs, if Putin has been assassinated by Britain it would be MI6's doing.

If any of this is true it wouldnt be as simple as a UK Vs Russia war. People in this thread seem to be either willingly ignoring NATO or are ignorant of it's purpose.
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>MI5 assassinating Putin
MI5 don't do ops on foreign soil, you must mean MI6, for our American friends I will compare the MI5 to the FBI and MI6 to the CIA
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>>42491461
I always knew there was something suspicious with our motorways, how could we be so foolish to let the government get away with this
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>>42491548
Whats MI 1 2 3 and 4 ?
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>>42491592
Only needed during wartime I believe. There were like 20 or something in total
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>>42491592
They existed during WW2 but are now disbanded

One was for making maps of enemy territory for example and I think another is now GCHQ
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Anybody got updated pics of Red Square? Is the parade built?
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>>42491592
>MI-6
>M
>I
Mild Intelligence

sounds about right.
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>>42491804
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAAd7NdW4AA21pz.jpg

stage being built
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>>42481480
>pound now global reserve currency
>my teeth are now straight

Soon......
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OMG /pol/ is so full of plebs now. America couldn't just "let the UK burn." Russia can't declare war on one NATO country without declaring war all ALL the NATO countries. That's how NATO works. And since NATO comprises like 80% of the worlds military, I doubt anyone is declaring war on them any time soon.
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>>42480268

>comfirmed by major media
>no source whatsoever online

ok faggots, ok.
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>>42480344
MUST HIDE GOLD
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>>42480268
>MI5
>Abroad

kek
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>>42492490
http://thepunditpress.com/2015/03/13/kremlin-planning-major-announcement-stage-being-constructed-in-red-square/
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>>42482075
please
no
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>>42480549
You also forgot to mention that SKYKING has been said 4 times in a row.
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it's not happening (confirmed)
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>>42492532
They wouldn't build a stage for declaration of war. They'd do it from a bunker or something.

So, it's official: no war is happening.
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>mfw nothing happens

come on /pol/, you must be tired of embarrasing yourselves by now
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2ch hk /po/res/8227679.html

Habbeding confirmed.
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>>42492606
no were not
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>>42480268
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/11/artist-nails-testicles-red-square-pyotr-pavlensky
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>>42492389
any pics from today?
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>>42483707

But nukes can start more nukes. :^)
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we need this war.
after this war we will have a nationalist europe again.
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>>42480268
Its just Russia testing us like usual
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>>42492490

Red Square
http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2015/03/huge-development-kremlin-tells-russian-media-prepare-for-major-announcement-this-weekend-video-3121748.html

Americunt worry over Russian tactics
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/12/politics/us-russia-military-threat-alarm-norad/

anyone mentally ill enough to go on /x/
http://beforeitsnews.com/beyond-science/2014/09/top-russians-make-major-ufo-disclosure-statement-aliens-are-real-2447410.html

anyone who likes Ron Paul's semen
http://www.inquisitr.com/1905749/ww3-u-s-intervention-in-ukraine-by-obama-to-blame-for-world-war-3-fears-claims-ron-paul/

keep in mind this isn't old news.
Russia and America both have itchy trigger fingers, all it takes is a catalyst.

>further reading to better understand the nature of the events leading to now

http://www.globalresearch.ca/dangerous-crossroads-russias-president-vladimir-putin-warns-the-west-accuses-washington-of-destabilization-tactics/5393007
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>>42492474
Bitch, I don't know about you but I'd not leave my father to take an ass whoopen. He maybe a cunt and a bit of a hypocritical degenerate but he was a learning point to grow from. I may have been a rebellious little shit in 1776 and a bit misguided in 1812 but dammit, he's still our dad and in 1917 he needed our help. Again we help dad out in 1941, late to the party but we gave them a few hay makers. Dad backed us up in 1950 and again in 1965. We grew up, we learned, an he ended up being a great mentor in fighting. He let us lead in 1991 and in 1995. In 2001 and 2003 we asked Dad for support and even when he wasn't fully wanting to, that old son of a bitch came through. Fuck you for insulting father.
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>>42492788
> nationalist Europe

How does that look with like at least forty different nations?
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>>42483431
Reminder that nuclear deterrence doesn't work against conventional forces https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX_d_vMKswE
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>>42480268
These posts are made by a bunch of retards, where is the source on the Russian media, I am Russian and checked every political big figure, they have nothing which the photos showed.
bait/10.
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>>42492815
And that's a typical American to you; when in its natural habitat far from any threat, it roars intimidatingly with its big mouth, unlike when it faces an actual threat.
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>>42481019
That single possibility(true or not) doesn't account for everything that's going on right now, you fucking momo.
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I AM REPORTING FROM INSIDE OF A GLORIOUS INVISIBLE POLISH STEALTH TANK PARKED JUST OUTSIDE KREMLIN.
THEY ARE ERECTING A STAGE IN THE CENTER OF MOSCOW FOR A BIG ANNOUNCMENT. PUTIN HASN'T BEEN MISSING, HE'S BEEN HOLDING A NIGHT-LONG VIGIL IN THE BASILIC OF ST. BASIL, FROM WHENCE HE SHALL EMERGE CLAD IN SHINING ARMOR TO ANNOUNCE BEFORE THE WHOLE WORD A NEW CRUSADE. GOD WILLS IT!
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>>42492933

You are smart. What state do you live in, and tell me more about yourself.
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>>42488997
>nukes don't exist retard, they were cold war propaganda like the damn moon landing
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>>42480268
kek

just like every other happening /pol/ has predicted
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>>42480268
Russia won't survive a war, but, hey, at least this could re-ignite British nationalism. My UK brothers need their spirit rejuvenated. First Russia, then y'all will take back London. Deus Vult.
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>>42480504
Not as infantry, but I'd consider enlisting of the US offered military support to Europe in response to a Russian declaration of war.
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>>42493275
Thx brother
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>>42480268
Does anyone have that /x/ picture of the 2015 economist issue? I'd like to see what hapning lines up with march
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>>42488997

>nukes don't exist

say that to my face fuker
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>>42493386
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>>42480344
>we could never have prevented this
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>>42493455
>Napoleon
Well, I guess we all know what'll happen.
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>>42493482
Did you just read my thoughts? That was exactly what i first took note of when i saw that post.
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>>42493455
>putin ends right during March
Confirmed kill
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>people unironically believe they will declare war without having previously brainwashed everyone and passed laws to make everyone produce for war
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>>42493455
>11.3
>11.5

what are those
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>>42493516
Fuck.

>>42493509
We are like brothers, but closer.
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>>42493455
So 12 slices each for each month, what is the interpretation of each one so far and predictions for future? Also i see a nuke in november
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>>42493539
Dates. November.
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>>42493455
Thanks, friend.

Putin is kill
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>>42480268

So is this today now?
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>>42493561
I think that ww3 begins this month pretty much proves that the elite's plans are not working as planned.
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>>42480268
MI5?

IT'S FUCKING MI6 THAT DO THE FOREIGN STUFF

GOD FUCKING DAMN AT LEAST GET THAT RIGHT
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>>42481019
I'm screencapping this because this guy is right and the rest of /pol/ you are fucking stupid as shit. WW3 isn't happening. Putin isn't dead. You are all literal dick sucking nigger loving faggots. I can't stand how fucking retarded this board is sometimes. dumb fucks.
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>>42493590
>hurr there's a conspirashun
No, dude, it's just that they can't manage the world properly, so we're going to war. But not this month. There's a fuckton of labour law sand free speech bans they must pass before going to war.
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>>42480268

>MI5

So putin was inside the UK borders then? INterdasting
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NO SAUCE NO MEME
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>>42480268

So, argentina will try to invade the falklands again?
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>>42493621
Mark my words. It will begin this month.
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>>42480268
> Russian embassy personnel told to pack up and leave London (confirmed by major media). Extremely odd.
Abovetopsecret isn't major media you fuck
> /pol/ack claims Russia is building a big stage in Red Square to announce war
How fucking retarded is this?
> /pol/ack claims Russia will declare war on UK, and that "US news will make a Russia-fear article in a few hours to start creating public support".
Again, just plain stupid.
>Basically, Russia will declare war on the UK tomorrow.
How can you be this retarded.
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>>42480268

Putin has just positioned himself to be ruler of Russia is all, no more elections and it might be time for them to reinstate the USSR
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>>42493682
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
WW3 is happening, so deal with it.
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>>42481019
I hate how these cunts are always in Switzerland. I bet Putin goes drinking and whoring with Kolomoyski in Geneva and they both have a good laugh about how the game is going in Ukraine.

NUKE SWITZERLAND
CASTLE OF OLIGARCHS AND JEWS
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>>42493699
>WW3 is happening, so deal with it.
>Being this autistic.
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>>42480532
Haitians gay porn magazines are very informative and contain the latest news. Fuck off, amerifat.
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They are building the stage for the Crimea rejoining celebration.

Sry m8s, not happening.
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>>42493621

Hey, have you heard the song "Bailando"? What do you think about it? Please tell me how locals and people in that country are reacting to it
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>>42480268
>A /pol/ack in RF says says "it is for the war announcement tomorrow".

this thread is now 12h old.
does he mean today?
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>>42480504
Get fucked.

Why would I risk my life for a country/system that despises white males?

"No Ruskie eva called me no privileged."

I'm going to pack up my invisible privilege backpack and draft dodge in our glorious wilds.

My wife and kid are not losing their husband/father over a shithole former chunk of Russia that a nigger and manlet are bickering over.
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>>42493758
why does puerto rico have its own flag?
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>>42480504
This time we are the reds comrade. Putin fights for truth and freedom.
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>>42480504
It's not like we'll have a choice if Russia goes total war they'll be an immediate draft in the US.
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>>42493821

Porque es un labanga con un pangador nochador
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>>42493857
Which we will immediately laugh at and ignore.
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The way the west operates with assassinations is that we typically have a patsy to cover our asses so the trigger man can't be traced backed to our government. If Putin got a big dose of Ricin or Polonium it is typically a KGB move. Mossad or the CIA could try to double bluff and ice him in the KGB way and make it look like an internal matter but it's way too risky to do. The chances of getting caught and sparking WWIII is way too high. Conversely even if you removed Putin someone who's an even bigger prick would typically fills in the power vacuum.
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>>42493826
That treasonous skank should be hung
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BBC NEWS IS DOWN!!
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>>42480268
> british M15 assassinates Putin (specific poison mentioned in another /pol/ thread)
> british M15 assassinates Putin
> british M15
> M15
U wot m8?
If you do mean MI5, you should know MI5 is a strictly internal british security service. Like the American FBI. You mean MI6 you fucking tard. This is so goddam stupid. Also, Anon in other thread said Putin was poisoned by Polonium 215, the same radioactive element that killed ex-KGB Spy Alexander Litvinenko in London, a story that has been in the news recently. It's fucking obvious that this tard doesn't know what the fuck he is on about.
TL:DR; Americans can't into British news and terminology.
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>>42493908
This isn't the 1960s when you can burn your draft card and bugger off to Canada.

The rules have changed. Your ass will get caught and you will be federally imprisoned.
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>>42494102
lol
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>>42493611
This.

/pol/ are literally always wrong about everything, it's been WW3 any day now for years. It's not going to happen you autistic fucks
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>>42494162
WWIII started on 9/11 and it hasn't stopped happening since then.
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>>42480268

so tomorrow, right? Great, first day of my week off work.
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We could still beat the russians. They have greater numbers and expenditure, but they are a primitive, brute people. It will be a repeat of the first opium war.
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>>42481480

Thunderbaited post>>42481480
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>>42482099

yup.

Reminder, these same shills were repeatedly claiming Assad had been killed throughout 2013.

>Assad Confirmed Dead, Iran Attempts To Control Syria Army


http://www.israelnewsagency.com/basharassadsyriaassassinationdeadiranrussiaarmyusisraelidfnatoturkeyalawitesobamanetanyahu48032413.html
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>>42492817
It looks like genuine diversity.
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>>42482287

Didn't even notice that. Kek
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>>42491117
>OP shitposting in his own thread
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>>42494162
>>42494194
>>42494215
>>42494260
Jesus fucking christ. Why has an absence of Putin for a few days made people think that Putin is dead? Two faggots shitposting here about MI5 killing him is not enough evidence for me.

Life is going to go on as normal, because nothing is fucking happening.
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>>42494342
the comments that the Kremlin has made about putin are weird. Also they posted fake evidence that he's still around.

>d-don't worry guys he's still here. Look at these photos from weeks ago.


It's not proof that he's dead, but it's still strange
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>>42493449
What face? All i see is a deformed monster, you taking you RadX?
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>>42480344
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>>42494369
And that minor inconsistency has made this entire board think World War III is beginning right now? I think I need to take a break from this autism machine.
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>>42480344

holy fuck
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>>42494433
nobody thinks WWIII is beginning right now you dumbass.

have you never been on /pol/?
>>
When do we get this "Major announcement"
>>
I hope russians kill this cooking fagglord gordon ramsey, can't stand his nose
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>>42491245
It doesn't take much to kill a person. A store bought gun will do just as well as an advanced military piece of equipment. And anyone, even some old grandma shooting out of a window, can use them.

And about the tanks and planes and drones? We have hundreds of thousands of those stockpiled all over the place, just waiting to be brought into service. Everyone knows that, and they know the US has one of the largest standing military forces, on top of the national guard and the ability to quickly form militia forces.

And the best part is, our shitskins would gladly join in the fight, unlike bongistan over there. If Russia declared war on you, The British Isles would be speaking Slavic in two weeks, tops. Except we'd save your collective asses. Again.
>>
>>42493455

This is wrong because the Globe shaped like a rugby ball signifies the Rugby World Cup, which is in October, not march
>>
>>42494505
I've been on /pol/ for years and more than half the threads are about Putin being dead and World War III. This is the most happening threads I've seen in a long time.
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>>42494593

BBC NEWS DOWN

BBC NEWS DOWN

BBC NEWS DOWN.


happening 4 realz
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>>42480268
Of course OP, domestic intelligence services are well known for assassinating foreign heads of state.

You utter fucking pillock.
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>TFW YOU GET FUCKING DRAFTED INTO WW3
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>>42494609
Well, one will be right someday.
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>>42480344
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>>42494744
Stop continuing this bullshit. Nothing is happening.
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>>42480268
>british M15 assassinates Putin
source ?
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>>42485585

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY-7qseHN8Y
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>>42480532

>largest

thats a funny way of spelling "2nd to largest"
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>>42480268

Someone reply to this. Need to screencap that I'm OP.


3.14.


one nine eight six

rockw

;)
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>>42480539

so they mean MI6
or its meant to make no sense
or someone(s) acted on their own
or its a false flag
or its all just false rumors
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>>42480529

lol
horseshit/10
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>>42480532
>you want to explain what the fuck the Brits would gain from assassinating Putin?
Masses won't believe evidence that it was the Brits. So the jewish media can keep pumping out articles saying:

>''OY VEY. The Russians are PARANOID! They're delcaring war OUT OF NOWHERE!''

So they can make people hate Russia more, to justify nuclear war against them.
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Guise...
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>>42495039
holy shit lol
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>>42495039
Americans being the warmongering cunts they've always been as usual.

Honestly I don't hate the US leadership for it, I hate the masses that fall for shit like this more. ''Solidarity'', rofl.. It's a fucking march of conquest.
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>>42495039
>lol he faked a cnn screenshot again
>www.cnn.com
>mfw
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>>42481019
Not to mention Cameron is refusing to match the 2% of GDP on military commitment.
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>>42493119
Fuck off NZ
YU DNT NO SHIT
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>>42492845
>Netherlands

Go kill yourself you cucked little bitch
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>>42494949
Hahah, yeah, lard ass, of course.
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BBC SITE NUKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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>>42494964
>>42480268
Here you go, Amerifat.
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>>42495156
.. I wish you were telling the truth, I really do.
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>>42494102
You really think so?
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>>42494248
Putin could get bored of you, hit one button, and your "country" is a post-nuclear dustbowl in under 30 minutes.
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>>42494102
>mfw I have late stage lyme disease attacking my heart and I'm definitely not getting drafted
>>
No archive because link is legit

>here comes the cavalry
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>>42495335
woops
http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/13/world/army-convoy-through-europe/index.html
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>>42495329
lucky you
>>
HOLY SHIT I LIVE ON THE EAST COAST OF THE UK AND 2 HUGE MUSHROOM CLOUDS APPEARING TO THE SOUTH WEST CAN HEAR A LOT OF ACTIVITY IN THE AIR ITS HAPPENNNNIIIINNNNNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUcK
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>>42495156

Please

go on cnn.com

It is real.

It's all real


NUKES FLYING IN 4 DAYS BOYS
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>>42495365
epic
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>>42495329
They are still going to need to need asses in factories. So on the plus side there's going to be a lot less NEET threads.
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>>42495384
Why 4 days?
>>
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1059525/pg1
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>>42495388
Good, now I don't have to look for a job after I graduate in a couple months.
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I havent been this hyped since the uncornerable man
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>>42495140

That's not what your shithole continent said the last time we had to roll through.
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>>42495329
I guess that's a tick in your favour.
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