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Well, that thread lasted a whole minute. Apparently we have a new Guacamole Bay Incident on our hands.

Some helpful anon posted the Kremlin's phone number(s). lol And most of them WORKED.

Mods nuked the thread. Because 'Daddy I'm Trans' threads are way more relevant to /pol/
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>>42472315
Archive link?
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Putin threads are slided hard lol.
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>>42472315
Bump
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>>42472315
Wut.
Like right now?
Didnt saw it.
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>>42472315
I may post it but if I do I'm B& forever. Never doubt my commitment!
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mods
Where's muh freedoms of speech
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what
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>>42472382
All genuine political discussion threads get slid while obvious race baiting, gender baiting threads ect get bumped straight to the top.

Mods are SJW leftie shills.
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>mods
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Goodbye, brothers. It was an honor to have served.
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>>42472536
I saved it. is this shit real??
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>>42472536
NO ANON, NO! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. DON'T BE AN HERO!
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>>42472603
kek
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>>42472315
see
>>42472279
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>>42472573
why don't you call the Kremlin and find out? ;)
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>>42472536
A real human bean
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>>42472536
>>42472640
It works. Just tried the first 3.
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test
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>>42472603
>>42472618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La-FSCfQEsk
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Someone please ask them about Putin. I'm starting to get worried...
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>>42472640
Cause I don't want to wind up dead in my hot tub from a "heart attack" that and I'm in the Army and I think I can get in trouble for prank calling the Kremlin... lol
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>>42472536
>h-hello? hi i'm from 4chan - /pol/ and would like to know where mr putin is pls. thx
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Does anyone speak vodka?

Use your call recording app, call the Kremlin and ask if Putin needs anything, like a pepto bismol.

P.S. pls don't end up dead i heard the ruskies are like candlej
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>>42472315
goodnight sweet prince
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>>42472740
just do it, pussy
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>>42472755
Live stream prank calling the Kremlin if you may, thanks.
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>>42472687
Strangely epic as fuck.
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>>42472783
Jeeeze fine.
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>>42472536
Why would you get banned for this, it's publicly available here
http://eng.kremlin.ru/contacts
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So it begins, the great year of happenings.
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>>42472536
;_;7
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>ITT: WW3 starts because /pol/ floods the Kremlin with calls asking if Putin has a copy of Battletoads for purchase
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>where were you when /pol/ got fucking sick of no happening and FORCED A HAPPENING
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>>42472905
How cute, they even marked his date of death on one of the arrows.
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>>42472315
>Guacamole
Based
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Give me that site that works like skype since I dont remember how it's called and I will call them. Will record via vocaroo and post here.
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>>42472949
at home sitting on the edge of my chair typing this with one hand and fondling my genitalia with the other.
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>>42472905

...is 1/3 over and literally nothing has happened.

By this time last year there were vanished planes and exploding apartment blocks in NYC.
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>>42472975
Global telephone or something like that
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>>42472957
>privyet vladimir, do you have battletoads?
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>>42472905
it happened
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>>42472975
From Uk with Love... Zadarma.com
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>>42472687
don't usually find jap humour funny anymore but that was fucking kek worthy
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>>42472536
im almost tempted to call it and ask for battle toads.
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>>42472905

why is everyone spamming this dank image? who made it?
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>>42472868
LOL definitely am not going to have that shit on my browser history. It's like basically screaming "Hey FBI come visit me!"
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>>42473018
10/10
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>>42473017
>>42473033
>>42473033
None of these, they require registration.
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>>42472777
>candlejack

now that's a blast from the pa
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>>42472801
Pay debts
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>>42473093
Wut. Its available everywhere.
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>>42472687
I love that show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzHMi9HscAQ
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>>42473032
is something gonna happen to Merkel next month?!
>pls be 4th reich
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>>42472777
Just spike to him and he said he will announce war tomorrow. Didn't record, battery was low.
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>>42472975
Someone help Indonesia here
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>>42473158
worthy of keks
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>>42472801
Debts tho
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>>42472382
Denbts
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Oh shit guys I just called and asked about his health, they said Puti
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>>42473157
this guy sounds legit. I believe him, when exactly did you speak?
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Global Rule 4 you newfags

4.You will not post or request personal information ("dox") or calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.

You can have whatever thread you want about Putin happenings, but once you start posting phone numbers and shit things start getting deleted.
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>>42473233
the best trick the devil ever played was making you think he wasnt there
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>>42473157
I hate to say it you guys but I think he is telling the truth. I got the same battery issue all the time.
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>>42473303
yeh but moots gone so who gives a fuck
>except mods
who do they fight for
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>>42473303
Why don't you move to Sweden so you can be with fellow homosexuals?
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>>42473157
>He will announce war tomorrow
On Who? The US or Ukraine?
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>>42473392
On Skynet
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Alright, I am set up to call and ask for Vladimir whereabouts. Just give me number to call.
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>>42473351
I'm just saying, it's pretty fucking stupid of OP to imply mods nuked the thread for some obscure sliding reason when in the same post admitting to global rule 4 being broken.

It's just like the /gg/ faggots who kept posting a bunch of dox and then crying MUH CENSORSHIP when the thread gets deleted. These are the rules of the fucking website you are using, helps to know them.

>>42473364
What the fuck are you talking about? Did your teeth rot so bad it caused you brain damage?
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>>42473392
on all of them at once, didn't you play modern warfare 2?
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>>42473419
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>>42473238
Just now.

>>42473392
US, NATO, EU. Ukraine will commit suicide in beetween
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>>42473476
Christ you're thick, I'm calling you a cunt and a faggot.
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>not giving the numbers to /b/

Copy this code capthcha wtf?!
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>>42473500

which one?
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>tfw you take one eye off /pol/ for a couple of days because of work and F1 starting and loads of putin happenings have occurred
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>>42473540
So you're dumb and a hypocrite, because you're being a real cunt faggot.
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>>42473476
so my teeth are ok but i should read the rules thank you intelligent based cart rider
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>>42473552

either of them are fine, you will literally talk with Putin
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Thread on autosage
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>>42473597
Ha too bad those idiots at CNN couldn't figure this out!
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>>42473597
lol that would be fukkng epic
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>>42473597
>you will literally talk with Putin
But anon, when Putin talks to somebody they only got 5 minutes left to live!
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>>42473476
Oh, you're just a retard.
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Call right now
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>>42473540
>>42473586
>>42473677
You also know you need to be 18 to post on this board, right?
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So the mods deleted a thread because of phone numbers that are found on google.

How retarded are they?
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>>42473720
But you doxxing tha Kremlin daeg, Global Rules!
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>>42473720
>intelligence correlates with pay
>they do it for free
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>>42473720
just shut up and let polandbro do his thing, don't bring more of their attention
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>>42473720

well if you did this for free, would you put any effort to this?
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Can anyone from London/the UK confirm that the Russian embassy there is empty and all personnel went back to Russia?
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>>42473032
but the singapore games aren't until june
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>>42473792
Probably, if they're going to declare war on NATO/EU
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>>42473792

Yeah I live nearby. Saw them leaving in a tank convoy 30 minutes ago

Hang on I think I hear fighter jets flying over. I'll try and get some pictures, wait here guys
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>>42472532
I didn't get on /pol/ for a full week because of this shit. Nothing really has changed, no politics are being discussed.
>Daddy I'm X, what do you do?
>Daily reminder that (something stupid)
>Cut/Uncut
>What does /pol/ think of (something unrelated to (politics)
>Why don't you have an X girlfriend
>You can only post in this thread if (something stupid)
>Putin worship
>Why do we hate Jews
>Look what I found on Facebook

I see nothing has changed in a week. What the fuck is going on?
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>>42473839
If they declare war on NATO/EU, the hammer of god will rain down upon them.
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>>42473698
If he doesnt answer leave him a message.

Tell him to go on pol
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The only site that offers free calls to Russia tells me limits for free calls there are done for now. Any other options?
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Crisis averted. Turns out Putin was sitting behind his desk the whole time.
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Someone with a good Barack Obama impression should call and say that a nuclear missile is heading to Moscow right now and if Putin does not come out on live news announcing he is gay,Moscow will be eradicated.
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>>42473857
can confirm
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>>42473792
Call them yourself and find out

+44 (0) 20 7229 6412

http://www.rusemb.org.uk/contact/
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>>42473792
I can. I'm here in London right now. At the embassy. Posting on a proxy. I saw a scared looking Russian exiting the embassy in a full radiation suit. I yelled to him and we both gave each other the same look of deep concern. I asked him, "What is happening?" He replied simply, "It."
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Someone call and record whoever answers
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>>42473720
Like a mod is going to take the fucking time to see if the numbers are legit. They don't get a shit, they see a phone number posted they throw a ban or delete at the person or thread and move on.

>>42473861
Why don't you start a thread then? People always coming here to get spoon fed instead of providing content, then bitching that there's no good content.
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>>42473861
you forgot
>proof that my fat neckbeard white ass is superior
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>>42473926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSSRE27GQ0
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>>42473922
Kek

>>42473905
Go to the nearest FSB nest and ask to borroe their phone
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Putin is currently running the Snake Way in order to get training from King Kai
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>>42473926
Make sure you say shit like "make no mistake" and other Obamaisms.
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>>42473792
brb just jumping in my car will update in about two hours
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>>42473861
It's been a slow month for happenings. So without any real hard hitting /new/s headlines producing threads the usual background noise of liberal trolls has been accumulating. Or something.
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Breaking news :
New evidence suggest WW3 started due to an image board called "4chan.org" prank calling the Kremlin.
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>>42473839
Why in the fuck would they do that? Did they forget NATO has nukes and several ways to deliver them? MAD is as valid as ever.
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>>42473792
OaklandCuck Burger here, was driving home and saw a convoy of 3 humvees all filled with US army personnel.

Could be they were just moving assets to a different base...or it could be HAPPENING
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>>42473985
so le puto is kill?
did they need time to collect the dragon balls?
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>>42473866
If you think God would stand by a secular ''civilization'' seeking to subjugate all others you are dearly mistaken. Russia is the successor of the Holy Byzantine Empire, and Moscow is the new Rome.
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>>42473964
>you have 10 seconds to prove...
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>>42473985
Kek
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Are we all dead yet?
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>>42473597
> literally talk with Putin
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>>42474036
That isn't the God I'm talking about.
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>>42472777
>candlej
It's candlejack you goddamn fucking newfag. Do you think he types the captcha out f
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>>42474030
The Security Council have the dragonballs, but Putin asked them to wait on bringing him back so he could get strong enough
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Someone ask if it's the Krusty Krab
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>>42472536

>have AT&T cell phone service

>"calling this phone number is not allowed from this line."
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>>42473792
I don't see why this would happen unless Russia were going to wreak destruction on London - which is obviously not even a remote possibility
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>>42472801
Pay denbts
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>>42473946

the calls are not free, so yeah..no one makes them
unless there is a russian around here willing to call the first number posted which is free for them
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>>42474010
I think that sounds about right.

Some shit needs to hit the fan already. /pol/ needs some inspiration.
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>>42474119
>be Russian
>call the Russian government
>Friday night

I assume they get a lot of this.
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>>42472801
PAY DENBTS
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>>42474194
This raises a good point.
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>>42473597
>talk with Putin
I should ask him to leave the North alone when he and Obama start their chimpout.
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>>42472801
PAY DENBTS
A
Y

D
E
N
B
T
S
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>>42473754
denbts
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Whoever answers probably thinks you're the pizza guy who forgot what toppings you wanted on that large pie. Seriously, this is probably just a front desk, how is it a big deal?
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>>42472801
>>42474242
Pay debts
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>>42472536
Go bless you Ameribro. We shalt remember you.
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Oh look, 'Putin is dead' bullshit forum sliding thread number 67. Populated by the usual proxy shitposters.
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>>42474059
Yes.
This is Hell
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>>42474674
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>>42473754
check 'em. i mean pay 'em.
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Someone call and play this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWv2aVJLBiw
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>>42472536

I called and none of these works. Are they constantly talking with people?
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>>42473942
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>>42474674
But nothing has changed?
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>>42474796
>Tales From The Hood
My mom rented this movie for me when I was younger thinking it was something like Tales From The Crypt. She thought "hood" meant like a hood on a robe or something.
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Call Puting and ask if his refrigerator is running
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>>42472740
>I'm in the army
>2015
>Dying for Israel
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>>42473018

>yfw Putin himself answers
>responds with Иди дoмoй 4chan вы пьяны
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if dubs hadepig confirmed
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>>42475128
Killing commies and sand niggers for mommy.
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I called them and they dont speak english.
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>>42475314
pic related?
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>>42475385
Now that I think about it, I regret I did say that
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>>42475438

I didn't* say that
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>>42472536
I called and told one I put a bomb in their office. They have 15 Minutes to publicly announce where Putin is or the whole place blows up.
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>>42472315

/pol/ has been emasculated. You don't miss a thing till you need it. Fucking women trying to nerf life.
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>>42475059
It kind of was though. And I thought it was a pretty decent movie too, for being about niggers.
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>>42473866
the eu can't convince greece to pay back the money they stole, and their military is made of lamb and homosexuality.
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>>42475438
>"Tell me about Putin. Why does he wear the oxygen mask?"
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I had a dream of the happening last night, im not bullshitting. I cried in the dream, but not of sadness. Not happiness, either. I dont know. They were all there. And i knew everybody. We all recognized each other. It was like a crowd and ayy lmao running away from us in fear, like all of its going to blow up, or implode. And then, all silence. And peace. I woke up in actual tears at 6 am. Last time i woke up that early was 2 years ago.
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>>42475061
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>>42476436
>"Well comrade, if you mean the entire arctic it's running quite fine!"
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>>42472801

pay debts
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>>42472536
>/pol/ thinks it's calling secret government lines when it's actually calling a Russian government call center
see:
>>42472868
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>>42472993
>1/3 over
Amerifats can't into maths.
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>>42476785
>czechs think there is more than one math
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>>42474674
Yup, everything was nuked. I suppose you need to quamtum mechanics in order to understand.
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http://nypost.com/2015/03/13/putin-in-switzerland-for-birth-of-his-lovechild/
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>>42476860
>mathS
>mathematicS
come on dont be retarded for the sake of shitty banter
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